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00:00A few days later...
00:02Tonight...
00:03The school festival is too plain!
00:05It's not flashy at all!
00:07With the new year's funny comedians...
00:10Like this!
00:12The Shibu Manzai School Festival Plain Retreat Plan
00:17Bamboo shoots are growing naturally!
00:21Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:24You don't look like you're reflecting on yourself!
00:28You should have cut in more!
00:32Hey, you should have gone!
00:36Episode 454
00:38The three skates of the same color
00:41The New Year's mood is still Happy New Year
00:46It's November!
00:49Don't touch it!
00:51Don't touch it!
00:53It's the 18th!
00:55It's the 20th!
00:57It's fine! We all celebrate the New Year!
01:00It's the 21st, so it's fine!
01:02I'm going to kill you!
01:04Poor thing!
01:06You've been through a lot, haven't you?
01:08You've been through a lot, haven't you?
01:10The M-1 is over, so...
01:12The champions...
01:14Oswald is still in the semi-finals.
01:17He's still in the semi-finals?
01:19He's still in the semi-finals.
01:21He's still in the semi-finals.
01:23What do you think?
01:25I don't want to say anything about the results of the broadcast in January.
01:30I'm worried.
01:32I'm worried.
01:34It's not because it's M-1.
01:37Don't bring that up!
01:39Don't bring that up!
01:41There's still the semi-finals!
01:44The champions will do their best!
01:47We're already losing in the semi-finals.
01:49We're already losing in the semi-finals.
01:52When I came last time, they were arguing about break time.
01:55When I came last time, they were arguing about break time.
01:56They were arguing for the first half.
01:58I heard there was a big fight in ten minutes!
02:01I heard there was a big fight in ten minutes!
02:03Stop it!
02:06Stop it!
02:08Overwork!
02:12A new genre, Overwork, was born last year.
02:16The break!
02:19During the break time of the recording, there was a serious fight going on.
02:25There was a fight in Hekai, right?
02:27It was interesting, so I wanted to go to Hekai for the next turn.
02:31You wanted to go to Hekai?
02:33I wanted to go to Hekai, but I didn't change my move.
02:36I wanted to see if there was any change.
02:38I wanted to change my move.
02:40You wanted to do something different?
02:42You did Yumiya, right?
02:44I did.
02:45Do you remember Yumiya?
02:47I don't remember him.
02:50I'm sorry.
02:51He's busy.
02:52He's watching a lot of people.
02:54He's watching a lot of people.
02:56He doesn't remember us.
02:58It's not a show where you have to face each other as much as you can.
03:01I can't say much, but it's not a show where you have to face each other as seriously as you can.
03:05You're so brave.
03:06You're watching our sweat, aren't you?
03:09That's cool.
03:11Of course.
03:12He came when he couldn't speak.
03:14Even if he couldn't speak, he came and did something.
03:16That's right.
03:19You can't participate in M-1, can you?
03:21Yes, you can.
03:23I found something amazing.
03:25We can't participate in M-1.
03:27The rule is that M-1 champions can't participate in M-1.
03:31Usually, people who can't participate in M-1 participate in M-1.
03:35However, there is a special rule in M-1.
03:39If the combination is solved, the M-1 game will be reset.
03:44The special rule has been changed from kanji to katakana.
03:47In 2021.
03:49So, M-1 champions can participate in M-1.
03:53You can participate in M-1.
03:54The other day, I was told that I found the special rule.
03:57I was asked what I would do next year.
03:59You can participate in M-1.
04:00What should I do?
04:02You can participate in M-1.
04:04It depends on next year.
04:05Actually, Mouten...
04:06Mouten is in the same situation as Suguru Egawa.
04:09He's in the same situation as Suguru Egawa.
04:12That's not good.
04:14That's old.
04:16That's too old.
04:18I didn't know that.
04:20The last year is 2036.
04:25He is 58 years old.
04:27You can participate in M-1.
04:29The 58-year-old champion is cool.
04:33The 69-year-old champion is cooler.
04:36You can participate in M-1 as a unit.
04:39You can participate in M-1.
04:42M-1 has nothing to do with your career.
04:45You are stupid.
04:47There is a possibility that the unit we judge is not known.
04:51You can participate in M-1.
04:53You can participate in M-1.
04:59You can participate in M-1.
05:01You can participate in M-1.
05:03You can participate in M-1.
05:05There are many guests here today.
05:08We have invited the members of the New Year Squad to say a few words to Mr. Gakutensoku.
05:13Welcome!
05:14What kind of name is that?
05:29Hello, I'm Tomo!
05:30I'm Kuboken!
05:31Thank you for joining us for the 5GAP Race!
05:34Thank you for joining us as well!
05:36Thank you!
05:38Yay!
05:41Yay!
05:42It's out!
05:44Yay!
05:45Congratulations!
05:47What do you mean?
05:49It's out!
05:50No, no, no.
05:51It's out!
05:52Wow!
05:53Mr. Nishikawa!
05:54Congratulations!
05:55Congratulations!
05:56Yes!
05:57Yes!
05:58Yes!
05:59Yes!
06:00Yes!
06:01Yes!
06:02Yes!
06:03Yes!
06:04Yes!
06:05Yes!
06:06Yes!
06:07Yeah!
06:09Yes!
06:10Yay!
06:11Yay!
06:14Wow!
06:15Yay!
06:16Yeah!
06:17Yay!
06:18Yay!
06:19Yay!
06:20Yay!
06:21Yay!
06:22Yay!
06:24Yay!
06:28It's wow right?
06:30Yes!
06:31Wow!
06:32Really?
06:33You see!
06:34Yay!
06:35You're not supposed to be my guest!
06:37No, I'm not!
06:39We're not!
06:41I'm a grandpa's ass.
06:43I've been doing this since I was a kid.
06:45He's not a grandpa.
06:47I'm not in the mood.
06:49Let's go.
06:51That's it!
06:53What are you talking about?
06:55I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:59I'm going home.
07:01I'm back.
07:03Welcome back!
07:04It's here!
07:06It's here!
07:08Takano's here!
07:10It's here!
07:12Why do this to me?
07:14Why do this to me?
07:16Why do this to me?
07:18Why do this to me?
07:20What's so funny?
07:22What's so funny?
07:24What's so funny?
07:26Go ahead.
07:28This is a pun.
07:30It's a pun.
07:32Kan-kon, Kan-kon, Kan-kon,
07:37Sou-sai-nan-mai-da.
07:39Ara-ma.
07:40Ara-ma!
07:42Oh?
07:43You said you'd help me!
07:45Why didn't you just save me?
07:47Huh?
07:48Everyone's trying to save you.
07:51What's the point of saving me?
07:53It was funny.
07:55Why?
07:56Don't be selfish.
07:58It's not selfish.
08:00It's a service station.
08:03It's been a while since I've been on TV.
08:05It's a claim, right?
08:08It's a claim to the Gakuten Squad.
08:11So, the Gakuten Squad has a claim.
08:16Are you going to be as plain as you are in 2025?
08:20Plain?
08:22Yes, we're going to be more cheerful than we were when we first came out.
08:28I think it's different when you go to a family business or a business.
08:32That's right.
08:33That's right.
08:34Takano, Takano, what's so flashy?
08:37It's flashy, no matter how you look at it.
08:40It's just the color.
08:42Take off your jacket.
08:45He's a salaryman.
08:47He's a salaryman!
08:49He's not a salaryman.
08:52You don't need a microphone.
08:54Think about the microphone.
08:57The microphone is off.
08:59What are you doing?
09:01Take off your jacket.
09:02You're a stupid dog.
09:05What did you say?
09:07You're a stupid dog.
09:08That's a tail.
09:10Why are you a stupid dog?
09:13It's too plain.
09:15I don't think about people I don't know when I come out.
09:19I don't know if it's a joke or not.
09:23It's cool.
09:25This is it.
09:27This is it.
09:29From a small salaryman to an old man.
09:32What should I do?
09:34I think you should break the shell.
09:36I think you should break the shell.
09:37You can do someone's gag.
09:40I think you should break the shell.
09:43How many times do you say that?
09:46Break the shell.
09:49There's no one who can break the shell.
09:51There's no one who can break the shell.
09:54Who is the leader?
09:58It's not decided yet.
10:01Everyone has a relay today.
10:04Do it.
10:08Do it.
10:25What should I do?
10:27I think you should break the shell.
10:32That's good.
10:34You should do something.
10:36I'll do it.
10:38What should I do?
10:40My name is YOJO.
10:42Do it like this.
10:44You don't have it.
10:46You don't have it.
10:48At least lend it to me.
10:50At least lend it to me.
10:52At least lend it to me.
10:54Break the shell.
10:56Break the shell.
10:58Break the shell.
11:01I'm OKUDA.
11:04I'm YOJO.
11:13You should break the shell.
11:15You should break the shell.
11:17Break the shell.
11:19Break the shell.
11:21You should move more.
11:23OKUDA was good.
11:25OKUDA was good.
11:27You should move more.
11:29You are shy.
11:31You are shy.
11:33I am YOJO.
11:35I am YOJO.
11:37I'm back.
11:39I see.
11:41I see.
11:43I see.
11:47Is it OK to lend it to me?
11:49Is it OK to lend it to me?
11:51Is it OK to lend it to me?
11:53Is it OK to lend it to me?
11:55You should do it.
11:57I'm OKUDA.
11:59I'm YOJO.
12:01I'm OKUDA.
12:03I'm OKUDA.
12:05I'm OKUDA.
12:07I'm OKUDA.
12:09I'm OKUDA.
12:11I'm OKUDA.
12:13I'm OKUDA.
12:15I'm OKUDA.
12:17I'm OKUDA.
12:19I'm OKUDA.
12:21I'm OKUDA.
12:23I'm OKUDA.
12:25You should try to film him.
12:27You could get angry at this.
12:29You could get angry at this.
12:33I'm sorry.
12:35Is it sitting on his hands?
12:37I'm sorry.
12:39You are angry at him.
12:41You forgot the towel.
12:43You should remove his whistle.
12:45You should also remove his whistle.
12:47You should also remove his nose hair.
12:50You are wrong about him.
12:52He is firing.
12:54You can't do anything about it.
12:57That's funny.
13:00You can't do anything about it.
13:03With this, we can do more karate.
13:06You said we can do Kokubunji.
13:09Kokubunji R.
13:10Is it possible to do Kizetsu?
13:12Kizetsu is difficult.
13:15No, it's not that easy.
13:19Kizetsu.
13:22That's dangerous.
13:25Kizetsu is difficult.
13:29Do dobi doba dobi.
13:31Yes.
13:33Do dobi doba dobi.
13:36It's not forward, it's sideways.
13:39Do dobi doba dobi.
13:41Great.
13:42It's different from the waist.
13:44Do dobi doba dobi.
13:46It's beautiful on the left.
13:48It's a good left start.
13:50It's interesting to see in detail.
13:52Do dobi doba dobi.
13:54You can do Kizetsu.
14:00I have no choice but to do it.
14:03Do dobi doba dobi.
14:05Yes.
14:07Do dobi doba dobi.
14:09Do dobi doba dobi.
14:11Kokubunji R.
14:14Bamboo shoots grow naturally.
14:17Yes.
14:19Bamboo shoots grow naturally.
14:21Yes.
14:23Yes.
14:25Yes.
14:27Yes.
14:29Yes.
14:31Yes.
14:33Yes.
14:35Yes.
14:37Yes.
14:39Yes.
14:41Yes.
14:43It's not a big deal.
14:46Hey, go back.
14:58If you are beaten, you can't go to sleep.
15:03Yes, I was in the sales department at 3.
15:09They're not.
15:12You can use it with everyone.
15:16They can do it.
15:19They can do it.
15:20This is the first time I've seen such a high speed.
15:23It's still going up, so you can do it.
15:26Is there a faster one?
15:28Then, that one is already up.
15:30Well, I'm just getting older, so
15:34I have to go through my luck.
15:39Don't make it sound like it never happened!
15:41What are you talking about?
15:43I've never seen it!
15:45I've never seen it!
15:47Stop it!
15:49Stop it!
15:51You can see the other side!
15:53You ignored me!
15:55You ignored me!
15:57That's why I don't want to see it anymore!
15:59That's why I don't want to see it anymore!
16:01Ignore him one more time!
16:03Ignore him one more time!
16:05Who is this?
16:07I've never seen it!
16:09Who is this?
16:11I've never seen it!
16:13I've never seen it!
16:15I've never seen it!
16:17Why?
16:19I'm the one who's the most upset!
16:21I'm the one who's the most upset!
16:23Poor guy!
16:25Don't say that!
16:27Don't say that!
16:29I'm doing my best!
16:31I'm doing my best!
16:33I'm doing my best!
16:35I'm doing my best!
16:37I'm doing my best!
16:39I'm doing my best!
16:41Please!
16:43You can cut in!
16:45Don't go there!
16:47Don't go there!
16:49Don't go there!
16:51You don't reflect!
16:53You don't reflect!
16:55You don't reflect!
16:57You don't reflect!
16:59It's not like that!
17:01You should have cut in more!
17:03You're not gonna do it.
17:07Fuji is reflecting.
17:09He's not reflecting, he's too serious.
17:10Let's use the last weapon.
17:12Let's go with Ito.
17:13If it's Jinnai, I can cover him.
17:16I see.
17:18I'll go with Ito.
17:20I'll go with Ito.
17:22Please.
17:23Ito.
17:24Please.
17:25Ito.
17:25Ito.
17:27It's a motive.
17:28It's a motive.
17:29Ito's RR.
17:30I know Ito.
17:33I'll go with Ito.
17:35Ito's RR.
17:36Let's go.
17:36Ready, set...
17:38RR is too serious and sharp.
17:42It's a little too much.
17:45It's too much.
17:47It's too much.
17:49I don't know.
17:51It's still Jinnai, so I'll go with Hoto.
17:56It's a motive.
17:58It's a motive.
18:00It's a motive.
18:02It's a motive.
18:04I see.
18:06Let's think about it.
18:08We don't know who will win.
18:10Let's do it again.
18:12Let's do it again.
18:14Let's do it again.
18:16Let's be relieved.
18:18Let's be relieved.
18:20His face is getting red.
18:22Smile.
18:24His face is getting red.
18:26His face is distorted.
18:28He's got a mustache.
18:30He's got a mustache.
18:34His face is distorted.
18:36Smile.
18:38I can't smile anymore.
18:42He's become like that.
18:44I can't smile for 2-3 hours.
18:48I'm not here, so let me smile.
18:50I'm not here, so let me smile.
18:52This is a quiz format.
18:54I'm not here.
18:56I'm not going to do it.
18:583.
19:00He always talks about his wife in a pillow talk.
19:03I'm not going to do it!
19:05No, no, no.
19:07You're going to say it.
19:09I'm not going to do it!
19:11You're being too greedy.
19:13I'm not going to do it!
19:14He always talks about his wife in a pillow talk.
19:16I'm not going to do it!
19:18I'm not going to do it!
19:20This season was a tough start.
19:24While wishing for Takano's recovery,
19:29those pink guys collided again.
19:34Can we do a collaboration?
19:36With who?
19:37It's Somao Meatball.
19:39I'm very similar to him.
19:42Can we do it lightly?
19:44Lightly?
19:46That's amazing.
19:48Meatball is a little scared.
19:50He's scared.
19:52I've never seen him like this.
19:54He's scared.
19:56I'm not going to do it!
19:58No, no, no.
20:00I'm not going to do it!
20:02Let's go!
20:04Short!
20:063.
20:08Yes, yes, yes.
20:10I'm not going to do it!
20:12I'm not going to do it!
20:14Let's go!
20:16Mr. Samba's usual.
20:18Mr. Samba's usual.
20:20When he eats a bento, he almost spills it.
20:24I want to eat it.
20:26It's a good flow.
20:28Mr. Samba's usual.
20:30Let's go!
20:32When there's croquette, he's in a good mood.
20:35I want to eat it.
20:37I want to eat it.
20:39He's in a good mood.
20:41He likes croquette.
20:43He likes croquette.
20:45I really like croquette.
20:49He already fought in the way.
20:52He fought again.
20:54I'll let him do it alone.
20:58Yes, please.
21:00Zak時候!
21:03He fought alone.
21:06He fought in the way.
21:08He fought again.
21:10It's hard, isn't it, manager?
21:12Will the plan board be cleaned up?
21:16Heidengaragara.
21:18Janken.
21:20Sashio wa guu.
21:22Janken con aiko de non.
21:25Aiko de non?
21:27Oh.
21:28I don't know.
21:28What?
21:29Mangan.
21:31Kon!
21:32Nakai na.
21:32Nakai.
21:33Good job.
21:33Good job.
21:34I want it.
21:35Good job.
21:35Good job.
21:36You're awesome.
21:36You're awesome.
21:37You're awesome.
21:37You're awesome.
21:38You're awesome.
21:38You're awesome.
21:39You're awesome.
21:39Nice combination.
21:40Nice combination.
21:40Nice combination.
21:41I can't stand it.
21:41In the end, I can't stand it.
21:42I'm going to stand up.
21:43I thought it was a boyfriend with Aiko.
21:45Aiko.
21:45Aiko's boyfriend.
21:47Aiko's boyfriend.
21:49I think you should do it.
21:51That's right.
21:53If you do it, we can do it together.
21:55We need Aiko.
21:56That's right.
21:57Let's do it.
22:02Rock, paper, scissors.
22:03Why do you do it twice?
22:04Rock, paper, scissors.
22:06Aiko's boyfriend.
22:08No, no, no. Sing Aiko's boyfriend.
22:10With Gu and Gu.
22:12Let's practice.
22:17I want to do it all together today.
22:19That's right.
22:20This guy.
22:21Don't say that.
22:22We're good friends.
22:23We're good friends.
22:24We're good friends.
22:25You guys are definitely a team.
22:27Here it is.
22:28Here it is.
22:29The 16th proof.
22:35This is the signature of Eminem we drew.
22:38What is it?
22:39I'm sorry.
22:40Here it is.
22:41Here it is.
22:42The leader of the duo.
22:47Next week.
22:53Here it is.
22:54Here it is.
22:55The leader of the duo.
22:56The leader of the duo.
23:02I went to the hospital yesterday.
23:03I was prescribed 10 kinds of medicine.
23:06What is it?
23:07Is it okay?
23:08What is this?
23:10What is this?
23:11Don't miss the broadcast on TVER and FOD.
23:14Why?
23:15These guys are the worst.
23:23What were you doing, Mr. Sekimachi?
23:25No, no.
23:26It's been a while since I've been called.
23:30But Takano was in trouble.
23:33So I went into Mr. Sekimachi's room.
23:35Mr. Gap was still hiding something.
23:38I have a gag that I love.
23:40It's close to Mr. Gap.
23:42It's been a long time.
23:43I'm sure he'll take it.
23:45Mr. Five Gap will do something weird.
23:47Mr. Five Gap may not have been able to do anything.
23:50That's rude.
23:51Don't come here.
23:52What?
23:53You're in the way.
23:54You're putting it all on me.
23:56I didn't do anything.
23:57I'm in trouble.
23:58I didn't do anything.
23:59That's not fair.
24:00You're attacking me with 2-1.
24:02It's okay.
24:03I might get cut.
24:04It's not fair.
24:05I didn't do anything.
24:06Did you think you were a pimp?
24:08You don't have to say pimp.
24:10Just use it as a pun.
24:12What about Champagne?
24:13Champagne?
24:15No matter how hard I try, it's a cut.
24:18I remember everything clearly.
24:21It's a shocking video that you skid too much.
24:23I won't forget it.
24:25It's like a shocking video.
24:27This time, I'm serious.