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00:00It's started. We're on TV.
00:03Oh, no.
00:05Here it comes.
00:07Speak!
00:10Why do you say that when no one is speaking?
00:13Of course.
00:14I want to make you pause.
00:17He's biting again.
00:19He's biting.
00:21I won't forgive him.
00:24He's biting.
00:26He's too into it.
00:30Not yet?
00:31I want to make you pause.
00:34So, we invited the comedians who are too into it.
00:38We did it last time, too.
00:40It's really stressful.
00:43It's amazing.
00:44It's just like this.
00:46It's not a joke.
00:47When you make a mistake,
00:49it's the most stressful.
00:51Mr. Watanabe,
00:53you're always with Tsurupage.
00:55I see.
00:56I'm more concerned about social inequality than Tsukkomi.
01:00You shouldn't be.
01:02And Hage.
01:03What's Hage?
01:06Hage is weird.
01:08It's a fight.
01:10And Hage.
01:12It's a fight.
01:14Tsukkomi.
01:15You should fix it.
01:17It's no good.
01:19If you don't Tsukkomi, it's just Hage.
01:21Hage.
01:22Hage.
01:23Hage.
01:24Hage.
01:25Hage.
01:26Hage.
01:27Hage.
01:28And these are the comedians.
01:32I want to Tsukkomi.
01:35Yasumasa.
01:36Hello.
01:37You're not good at it.
01:39I'm doing it.
01:41I'm not good at it.
01:44I make a lot of mistakes.
01:46You get angry.
01:47I make a lot of mistakes.
01:48You're right.
01:49I'm fat.
01:52You're fat.
01:53I'm really fat.
01:55I've gained 90kg for the first time in my life.
01:59You're fat.
02:00I'm really fat.
02:02I kicked him.
02:03What?
02:05You have to scold him.
02:09It would be funny if Masanori-san ignored me.
02:14I kicked him.
02:15Did you take a good winter break?
02:19Can you take a good rest without Tsukkomi during the recording?
02:28TV Chidori
02:32First, Badminton with these members.
02:35If you Tsukkomi, you will be fined 1000 yen.
02:39Tsukkomi is prohibited.
02:41Start.
02:43Let's do it.
02:44Rock-paper-scissors.
02:48Let's do it.
02:49Rock-paper-scissors.
02:51You won.
02:54You won.
02:58You can start.
03:02You can start.
03:04Kurosaki, you start.
03:06Kurosaki.
03:08Let me win.
03:14Let me win.
03:18Let me win.
03:19You won.
03:20You can start.
03:21Can I start?
03:22Kasunya.
03:27You said it.
03:28No.
03:29Chunyan.
03:30Kasute is Chunyan.
03:32Kasunya is Tsukkomi.
03:34Judge.
03:35Yes.
03:36Let's do it without rules.
03:41Don't talk much.
03:44Don't talk much.
03:46Don't talk much.
03:49Let's do it.
03:53I think it's close.
03:54It hurts.
03:56Let's do it.
03:58It hurts.
03:59Let's do it.
04:00It hurts.
04:01You should move back.
04:02You should move back.
04:05If you attack, you can score.
04:09Let's do it.
04:10You move back.
04:12You're the type to go for it.
04:14That's no good.
04:16You got caught.
04:18You got caught.
04:20He said, that's right, that's right.
04:22That's right, that's right.
04:24That's right, that's right.
04:26It's a question mark.
04:28Here I go.
04:30Yes.
04:32He ate it.
04:34That's no good.
04:36He went to eat it.
04:38What was that?
04:40He went to eat it.
04:42He went to eat it.
04:46Let's take it.
04:48Let's take it.
04:50Two hands up.
04:58It's okay, right?
05:00It's okay, right?
05:02It's okay, right?
05:04It's okay, right?
05:06It's okay, right?
05:10He's good at it.
05:12He's good at it.
05:14Let's take it.
05:16Let's take it.
05:18Wait a minute.
05:20Wait a minute.
05:22It's easier to do it with your hands.
05:24It's easier to do it with your hands.
05:26Let's do it with our hands.
05:28I'm a ninja.
05:30I'm a ninja.
05:32You're a ninja.
05:34Don't be disappointed.
05:36You're disappointing.
05:38You're disappointing.
05:40It's different.
05:42It's different.
05:44It's different.
05:46It's different.
05:48Don't be disappointed.
05:52You just got mad.
05:56That was cool.
05:58He scolded him.
06:00He swore at him.
06:02Rally was more fun.
06:04If it's just a little bit, let's go for it.
06:06If it's just a little bit, let's go for it.
06:09I see, I see.
06:10So, Ihiro-san and Nishihara-san will switch.
06:13I want to continue rallying.
06:14Let's continue rallying.
06:15Here I go.
06:19Simple is bad, isn't he?
06:26That was a mistake.
06:28I'm sorry, that was a mistake.
06:30What's the score?
06:31He suddenly got better.
06:35Wait a minute.
06:36I don't understand.
06:37From the start, he didn't score properly.
06:41What?
06:42But that's just one point.
06:44If he scores, he gets a point.
06:48So, Masanori-san, what's the score?
06:50So, in the end...
06:54Ah, I see.
06:58It's 100 to 0.
06:59Say it quickly.
07:01Ah, he said it.
07:02He said it.
07:03Say it quickly.
07:04He's holding it in.
07:05He's holding it in.
07:06100 to 0 is the best.
07:08The best?
07:09The best 100 to 0 is...
07:11He's too slow.
07:14It's a sense of tension.
07:16You should be a little more relaxed.
07:18But if you're more relaxed, the rally will continue, right?
07:21What are you talking about?
07:22Ah!
07:25He's talking about something.
07:27Do you want to do it with Darudaru?
07:28Do you want to do it with a pin?
07:30Do you want to do it with Darudaru?
07:31Do you want to do it with a pin?
07:32Pin.
07:33Pin.
07:36Pin.
07:37Darudaru.
07:38Pin.
07:39Darudaru.
07:40There's too much talk.
07:42It's not something to be particular about.
07:44I think it's fine.
07:45Yeah.
07:49What is that?
07:51Do you want to do it with a pin?
07:53Pin.
07:54Is this difficult?
07:55Do you want to do it with a pin?
07:56Do you want to do it with a pin?
07:59Time, time, time.
08:00Time, time, time.
08:01Time, time, time.
08:02It's not a game.
08:03Do you want to do it with a pin?
08:05How many times?
08:06That's a good idea.
08:07Okay, okay.
08:08How many times?
08:0910 times.
08:10Let's do it.
08:11One.
08:12Two.
08:13Three.
08:14Good.
08:15Four.
08:16Five.
08:17Six.
08:18Good.
08:19Seven.
08:20Eight.
08:21Nine.
08:22Ten.
08:23That's not kind.
08:25I'm sorry.
08:27Now, now.
08:27It's decided.
08:28Who's at fault?
08:30I'm not sure.
08:32I want you to sum it up.
08:34Ieo-san's wife is...
08:36Ieo-san's wife is...
08:38Ieo-san's wife is...
08:40She was trying her best, but I feel sorry for her.
08:42I feel sorry for her.
08:44I feel sorry for her.
08:45She's an old man.
08:47She was trying her best.
08:49She was trying her best.
08:51It's over!
08:53It's over!
08:55It's over!
08:57It's over!
08:59It's over!
09:01It's over!
09:03It's over!
09:05It's over!
09:07It's over!
09:09It's over!
09:11It's over!
09:13It's over!
09:15It's over!
09:17It's over!
09:19It's over!
09:21It's over!
09:23It's over!
09:25It's over!
09:27It's over!
09:29It's over!
09:31It's over!
09:33It's over!
09:35It's over!
09:37It's over!
09:39It's over!
09:41It's over!
09:43It's over!
09:45It's over!
09:47It's over!
09:49It's over!
09:51I give up.
09:53I give up.
09:55I think it's a success.
09:57Simple...
10:01This is Nishida's part.
10:03It was...
10:05You panic because it's too simple.
10:07You panic because it's too simple.
10:09I think it's a failure.
10:11I think it's a failure.
10:13You don't bother to tell you might poor at FX.
10:15You don't bother to tell you might poor at FX.
10:17I can't do it.
10:19What about Ninja?
10:21Ninja...
10:23I was relieved that I could do it.
10:25Wait a minute.
10:27And I don't know which one is Masanori.
10:31Which one?
10:33I don't know if he's serious or not.
10:35I'm more of a badminton player.
10:37I don't know.
10:39You don't know?
10:41So what was it?
10:43Then do it more.
10:45He was good at it.
10:49The members took a break.
10:51Next, everyone will play sumo.
10:55This time,
10:57there is a small tool over there.
10:59You can use it to make fun of me.
11:01Let's do it.
11:03Why don't you try it with zero?
11:05I'll do it.
11:07Why is your team the only one doing it?
11:09Why isn't it the other way around?
11:11If everyone does it, the number will be the same.
11:13You are a old man.
11:17Let's start.
11:19No Tsukkomi.
11:21Let's do it.
11:23Tsukkomi vs. Boke.
11:25Tsukkomi vs. Boke.
11:27There are many people.
11:29There are many people.
11:31Then...
11:33Let's do it.
11:35Are we supposed to talk that much?
11:39We have a lot of conversations.
11:41You have a business card.
11:43I have a military card.
11:45You have that too.
11:47You said it.
11:49No, no.
11:51It's not Akasaka.
11:53It's a recent martial art.
11:55It's a recent martial art.
11:57It's a business card.
11:59It's not a commentary.
12:01It's inside.
12:03It's a military card.
12:05I'll look at it.
12:07It's inside.
12:09Bring it to me.
12:11You have a business card, right?
12:17That's why.
12:19That's why.
12:21That's why.
12:23That's why.
12:25That's why.
12:27That's why.
12:29That's why.
12:31That's why.
12:33That's why.
12:35That's why.
12:37What is this?
12:39You can do it.
12:41Do your best.
12:43Do your best.
12:45He is strong.
12:47What is this?
12:49Do your best.
12:51What are you doing?
12:53What is this?
12:57It's a little too big.
13:01What are you doing?
13:03What the hell are you doing?
13:05Kuni, that's a big sumo.
13:09Kuni, that's not a wolf.
13:12Kuni, that's a big sumo.
13:22That's not fair.
13:24Takano, Takano.
13:28Chiyono Fujimoto.
13:31What the hell are you doing?
13:33You're saying a lot of things.
13:37Why can't I cheer for you in such a good match in a sumo tournament?
13:46Let's see who wins.
13:50Are you ready?
13:52Okay.
13:54What's that?
13:56Is that alcohol?
13:59I don't think I can broadcast this.
14:01It's because of this.
14:04There's a voice like this.
14:06A white voice.
14:07What's that voice?
14:09Even the voice?
14:11You're sick.
14:13You're tired.
14:17I thought you were going to say it in such a loud voice.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:21Let's do it.
14:25That's not cool.
14:27That's not cool.
14:31I thought you were going to say it in such a loud voice.
14:35You said it, didn't you?
14:37You said it, didn't you?
14:39You said it, didn't you?
14:41I'll do it properly.
14:43I'll do it properly.
14:45I'll do it properly.
14:47I'll do it properly.
14:49I'll do it properly.
14:51I'll do it properly.
14:53I'll do it properly.
14:55I'll do it properly.
14:57I'll do it properly.
14:59I'll do it properly.
15:01I'll do it properly.
15:03I'll do it properly.
15:05I'll do it properly.
15:07I'll do it properly.
15:09I'll do it properly.
15:11I'll do it properly.
15:13I'll do it properly.
15:15I'll do it properly.
15:17He's doing it.
15:19He's doing it.
15:21He's doing it.
15:25Captain Tsubasa.
15:37He's doing it.
15:39He's doing it.
15:41He's doing it.
15:43He's doing it.
15:51He's doing it.
16:01He's done it.
16:07He lose.
16:09He lose.
16:11I
16:41I
17:11Never could you say?
17:41I got it. You gotta don't don't get it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay
17:48Well, I saw
17:56She final notice get it, but I think I know you're simple net
18:03I know
18:11Oh
18:41Yeah
19:11You can lower your hand.
19:13Stop it!
19:15My eyes!
19:17Stop it!
19:19Stop it!
19:21Lower your hand.
19:23Stop it!
19:25Sumo Koryaku.
19:27Sumo Koryaku.
19:29I've read it.
19:31What's going to happen?
19:33You should be careful.
19:35Study late at night.
19:37It's poop.
19:39It's poop.
19:41It's poop.
19:43It's poop.
19:45The last one.
19:47It's amazing.
19:49Who do you want to fight?
19:51Takada.
19:53Why?
19:55He's different from before.
19:57He's not a wolf.
19:59Ready!
20:01Go!
20:03He's strong.
20:05He's strong.
20:07He's strong.
20:09He's strong.
20:13He's strong.
20:19His face is amazing.
20:23He's joking.
20:25He's joking.
20:27He's holding his neck.
20:29He can win.
20:31He can win.
20:35It's dangerous.
20:39He's weak.
20:41He's the weakest in Sumo world.
20:43He's the weakest in Sumo world.
20:45He's the weakest in Sumo world.
20:47Time's up!
20:51It was so close.
20:53I'm going to attack.
20:55Watanabe, 20.
20:57Takano, 27.
20:59Iguchi, 34.
21:01Nobu, 50.
21:03You didn't want to say anything.
21:05I didn't want to say anything.
21:07That's weird.
21:09It's okay.
21:11When I was trying to attack him,
21:13I saw a Sumo driver.
21:15I thought he was waiting for me.
21:17I didn't want to wait for him.
21:19He's trying to make it up.
21:21He's trying to make it up.
21:23It's time to let him go.
21:25It's time to let him go.
21:27It's time to let him go.
21:30It's time to let him go.
21:32It's time to let him go.
21:34It's time to let him go.
21:36He's going to attack.
21:38What's up with him?
21:40What's up with him?
21:42What's his concept?
21:44He looks like a lake.
21:46He looks like a lake.
21:48He's there.
21:50He's there.
21:52What's his concept?
21:54What's his concept?
21:56Old-fashioned baseball.
21:58I
22:28Know it's coming back up. It's coming back. It's not good. No, I got Zenkai for so that I chose you didn't cut
22:36Nanka
22:38I might say
22:40What a day, I've got none that I'm Inger go cannons, you know
22:44I'm so much that it has got me out. Oh, it's money. Oh, please
22:47My night on the way to them. It's good. I'm all right. I'm on all night over here
22:51They don't get together a 30-year-old Kaminuma sangulai shabette. Do you eat cookies?
22:55I
22:57Don't mean nothing
23:01But I said it was coconut. Oh, I think you need to name