千鳥のクセスゴ！2025年1月12日 ＜中編＞クセスゴなネタ21連発！
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00:00What is the most embarrassing thing you've done in your life?
00:04Welcome!
00:05First, I made a joke about a ugly guy.
00:08A joke about a ugly guy?
00:12I did a Hong Kong!
00:15The main character was in Hong Kong!
00:18I heard about the wind and heard that the store was around here.
00:24I thought it was a good drama.
00:27The main character was in Hong Kong.
00:31It's been 40 years since I graduated from high school.
00:35Well, that's true.
00:38I always watch TV.
00:42Marco Polo is funny.
00:47I also listen to Radio Osaka's Tokoton Hong Kong.
00:55That's Hong Kong.
00:57Hong Kong's first love.
01:00Hong Kong's first love.
01:03How about you, Kazumi?
01:05That's right.
01:07This is Osaka's snack.
01:10Hong Kong's first love.
01:12What?
01:14What is it?
01:16You tell me.
01:19I met Hikaru Mitsushima and Takeru Sato.
01:23We met in Suzuyoshiki.
01:25I was the second button.
01:29Do you remember that?
01:31Is this okay?
01:33There was such a thing.
01:35This is better.
01:36It's nostalgic.
01:38Where did that button go?
01:41I may have lost it.
01:44I see.
01:47I'm going now.
01:48Are you going now?
01:49Take a picture as a commemoration.
01:56The second button.
01:58I had the second button.
02:00Hong Kong's first love.
02:02Hong Kong's first love.
02:05It was here.
02:07I completely forgot.
02:10Hong Kong's first love.
02:12Did you have it all the time?
02:14That's great.
02:16I didn't have time to take a picture.
02:19Hong Kong's first love.
02:22Kazumi.
02:24Will you go out with me again?
02:27What are you talking about?
02:29It's been 40 years.
02:31I'm not old enough to go out with you.
02:34Then marry me.
02:37He is in a hurry.
02:40He is in a hurry.
02:44Will you take me on a honeymoon?
02:50Kazumi.
02:54Let's go to Hong Kong.
02:57Hong Kong is Hong Kong.
02:59There are many tourist spots.
03:01There are many delicious food.
03:03It's too long.
03:05He is strict.
03:07He is strict when he laughs.
03:09I thought it was Hong Kong.
03:11I'm glad.
03:13Hong Kong's first love.
03:15What kind of relationship do you want me to have?
03:17I want you to have a more real relationship.
03:19I want you to have a more real relationship.
03:22Can you do it on Netflix?
03:25Hong Kong's first love.
03:34What kind of song is it?
03:36It's called ONES.
03:38ONES.
03:40It's a slightly different band.
03:42The vocalist is the third generation.
03:43The vocalist is the third generation.
03:45The vocalist is the third generation.
03:47It's a big change.
03:49It's funny to hear the song continue.
03:53It means...
03:55If I could hug you more tightly,
04:00the vocalist will hug me more tightly.
04:03Don't say that.
04:05Don't say that.
04:06It's as if Saegusa-kun has been holding many girls in his arms.
04:15What?
04:16What is this?
04:17I'm not like that.
04:19Wansu is not like that either.
04:21Mikami, what's next?
04:22That's right.
04:23Wansu-san is like Wansu-san.
04:25Is it time?
04:27Ah.
04:29It's the last train.
04:32It was just before the last train.
04:35That's right.
04:37There's only one song left to change.
04:40If that's the case, the hurdle of the song will increase.
04:45That's right. That's certainly the case.
04:48I think the last song is good.
04:52It's hard.
04:53It's hard.
04:56What is this guy saying?
04:59Ah.
05:01Ah, it's me.
05:02I can't decide quickly.
05:04It's a matter of order.
05:06Maybe.
05:08This sound is bad for my heart.
05:12It's exciting.
05:14But if you think about the sound for the end, it's just right.
05:20I don't understand.
05:22It's annoying.
05:24Go home.
05:26The extension is...
05:28Ah.
05:29Wansu.
05:33A sad love song.
05:38It's not Wansu.
05:40It's not Wansu.
05:42It's a love song.
05:44It's funny.
05:46I don't know if I can hug you more tightly.
05:50It may change.
05:52A woman who seems to like love.
05:55Ah.
05:58The extension is 30 minutes.
06:07Wansu is pitiful.
06:09Wansu is useless.
06:13I've been fat lately.
06:15My friend introduced me to a fast-paced diet class.
06:20I came to this studio.
06:22What is a fast-paced diet?
06:24Hello.
06:26Welcome to the fast-paced diet class.
06:29You don't understand the meaning of a fast-paced diet.
06:32Fast-paced diet is the best way to build a body that is easy to lose weight.
06:36Look.
06:37I lost so much weight.
06:39I don't know the origin.
06:41You don't know the origin.
06:43There is only one important point in fast-paced diet.
06:46How to start at the right time.
06:48That's all.
06:50Start at the right time.
06:52Take a look.
06:57Play music.
07:01Preparation exercise.
07:03A good timing.
07:08What does it mean?
07:14It feels good.
07:16It feels good.
07:18Do you feel good?
07:20This is what a fast-paced diet is.
07:22Do you want to try it?
07:24Let's do it.
07:27This is a song of Hokuto.
07:29Where is it?
07:31It's a good timing.
07:33Let's go.
07:37Not yet.
07:39It's not here yet.
07:41It's not here yet.
07:43It's not here yet.
07:45It's here.
07:47Where is it?
07:49It's here.
07:51You are so slow.
07:53You don't have to say it.
07:55It feels good.
07:57I won't say anything next time.
07:59I won't say anything next time.
08:01I'll push you off the cliff.
08:03Come on.
08:05That's funny.
08:07It's not here yet.
08:14It's not here yet.
08:16Where is it?
08:20Come on.
08:22It's not here yet.
08:27It's here.
08:35That's funny.
08:38Me?
08:40Me?
08:42How many times have I been hit?
08:44It's okay.
08:47It's heavy.
08:49It's heavy.
08:51What?
08:53Did you call me?
08:55You always listen to music by yourself, right?
08:59Really?
09:01Me again?
09:03Why do you listen to music?
09:05Okay.
09:07I got it.
09:17Yoshio-san.
09:19What song are you listening to?
09:21Let me hear it.
09:27It was intense.
09:31It was intense.
09:42It's terrible.
09:44I was listening to a scary song.
09:46It's a scary song.
09:50I'm going to the bathroom.
09:52I'm going to the bathroom.
09:54I'm going to the bathroom.
09:57They are good.
10:04Is that Judas Priest?
10:08Is that Judas Priest's Painkiller?
10:14Is that Judas Priest's Painkiller?
10:16Right?
10:18Do you know Judas Priest?
10:20Of course I love him.
10:22Of course I know him.
10:24What's the other name of Rob Halford?
10:28Metal God.
10:30I know him.
10:32I'm going to the bathroom.
10:34I'm going to the bathroom.
10:39I'm not talking.
10:41I'm not talking.
10:47Okay.
10:49I'm going to take his glasses and break them.
10:51I'm going to take his glasses and break them.
10:57He has a nice face.
11:01Come in.
11:05Come in.
11:07What is this story?
11:09What is this story?
11:11I'm sorry.
11:13I thought school was a piece of shit.
11:15I thought school was a piece of shit.
11:17I thought school was a piece of shit.
11:19Tsukada has his position.
11:23Tsukada looks a little sad.
11:25Tsukada looks a little sad.
11:27Good drama.
11:31You can't break it?
11:35I'm going to break myself.
11:39I'm going to break myself.
11:41I'm going to break myself.
12:07You're cute.
12:25Really?
12:37You come to visit me every day for a month, what a nice girlfriend you have.
12:41Huh? Huh?
12:43She's not my girlfriend.
12:46She's not your girlfriend?
12:48Then when you leave, you have to be brave and confess.
12:52Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
12:56Yeah.
12:58Ah, so cute.
12:59Alright, let's take the bandage off.
13:08I wonder what it is.
13:09It's a good song.
13:16Sunset.
13:19Wow!
13:20Sunset.
13:21I can see it!
13:22Sensei! Thank you!
13:24That was good!
13:24I can see it clearly!
13:25Yeah.
13:26Sensei!
13:26Sunset.
13:27Wow!
13:27Sunset.
13:30I can see it all!
13:31Thank you!
13:32That was good!
13:32I'm glad you're okay.
13:34She's going to puke.
13:35No, that's not good!
13:37Why not?
13:37She's going to puke.
13:39She might not be able to speak.
13:40Why not?
13:41By the way, how are you going to confess?
13:43I like animals, so I'm going to take her to the zoo.
13:48I'm going to confess in front of her favorite animal, the hippopotamus.
13:52That's not good!
13:53Why not?
13:54If you're going to the zoo, you should go to the baseball club.
13:57Huh?
13:58You should go to the playground.
14:00Um...
14:02You should do this.
14:04Why?
14:05Why are you doing this to me?
14:06I think that's better.
14:08Why?
14:09I think that's better.
14:10Sensei, you're crazy!
14:11Am I going crazy?
14:13Sensei, look at my face!
14:15Sensei!
14:16Look at my face!
14:18You're not crazy.
14:18Why are you looking at me?
14:20Why?
14:21The mirror!
14:25What is this?
14:31I'm home.
14:32Welcome home.
14:35I'm tired.
14:36It's been a while since I had a farewell party.
14:4040 years of metal.
14:41Thank you for your hard work.
14:43Oh.
14:45Do you have any beer?
14:47Hmm...
15:00Oh, thank you.
15:03What is this?
15:03This is the worst.
15:04Huh?
15:05A letter of divorce.
15:07What are you talking about?
15:09In the past 40 years,
15:11you've been busy with work and family.
15:14You've never looked back at me.
15:16It's painful.
15:17It's over.
15:19It's not over!
15:21Even if it's over,
15:22we can start over from here.
15:24Oh, right.
15:26The ring.
15:28You didn't give it to me when we got married.
15:31That's enough.
15:32Put this on and let's go back to that time.
15:35Like when we first met.
15:36I can't go back!
15:38Look at me.
15:39I'm an old lady now.
15:41My face is white and my wrinkles have increased.
15:44What are you talking about?
15:44It's not even a ring that looks good on you.
15:47What is that ring?
15:49It's pink gold.
15:50You're too young.
15:51We're not Chiyoko and Kenji anymore.
15:55You old lady.
15:56You old man!
15:58Well, uh...
16:01What's with this face?
16:02Chiyoko!
16:05What are you doing?
16:06The last rain.
16:08It's like the drama of Furamoto Sou.
16:10Oh, no.
16:11It's just rain.
16:12Please don't come anymore.
16:16I'll wait.
16:18I can go back.
16:20I can go back to that time.
16:25There's no way you can go back.
16:27Please don't come anymore.
16:32I can go back.
16:34I can go back.
16:35You're not stupid yet.
16:38I'm telling you not to come.
16:40She's back.
16:41Don't come!
16:43I see.
16:45Chiyoko!
16:47You're so young.
16:51That's nice.
17:04I'm sorry.
17:11I'm not stupid yet.
17:12I'm not stupid at all.
17:21I finally got you.
17:24I can't go back to that time.
17:30Look at the puddle.
17:42I'm not stupid at all.
17:45I can't go back.
17:47It was good.
17:49Is it okay to say it was good?
17:52You can say it was good.
17:54I'm not stupid at all.
17:56It's just pink gold.
18:00That's all.
18:01I don't need it.
18:03What will happen if we add a comment to the joke of a pin entertainer?
18:08A new joke plus one.
18:14I'm Yasumura.
18:16Today, I'm not going to do the usual naked joke.
18:19I'm going to wear clothes and do a different joke.
18:22It's a different joke than usual.
18:25The wind is blowing.
18:27The clothes are flowing.
18:29Stop it!
18:32What?
18:34This is the result.
18:36That's enough.
18:38Don't worry.
18:39I'm wearing clothes.
18:40Stop it.
18:41Do it only overseas.
18:43Everyone in Japan is tired of it.
18:45Now, let's do a pose when you open the door of the house.
18:50I don't do that.
18:51Come on!
18:52That's enough.
18:53Are you still doing this?
18:54You do the same thing all the time.
18:58I think so.
19:00Don't worry.
19:02I'm wearing clothes.
19:03There are only four patterns to hide.
19:05I'm just using four patterns.
19:08Now, I want to do this pose at five times the speed.
19:12I don't need that.
19:13I don't need that kind of arrangement.
19:15Five times the speed.
19:16Come on!
19:17I don't care.
19:21What's good about this?
19:24Don't worry.
19:25That's enough.
19:26Don't make me laugh like that.
19:28I have a lot of meetings with Yasunaga.
19:31I don't have a lot of ideas.
19:34I don't have a lot of ideas.
19:37Don't say that.
19:38Now, I want to do this pose in slow motion.
19:43I don't need that.
19:44I don't need that kind of slow motion.
19:46Come on!
19:47That's boring.
19:48What?
19:49That's boring.
19:50That's boring.
19:53I didn't do that.
19:55Don't make me laugh like that.
19:59It's hard.
20:01Don't worry.
20:03I can't wait.
20:05I can't wait.
20:06It's just taking a long time to slip.
20:09I'm wearing clothes.
20:14I can't laugh like this even in foreign countries.
20:17What?
20:18I did that pose.
20:20My pants might be torn.
20:22What?
20:23My pants might be torn.
20:24What?
20:25My pants might be torn.
20:26What?
20:27What should I do?
20:29Don't worry.
20:31I'm wearing clothes.
20:33Disgusting.
20:34Disgusting pants.
20:36Disgusting pants.
20:38Disgusting pants.
20:42Hello.
20:43I'm Kota Nakayama.
20:44That's a weird joke.
20:45I've been a comedian for more than 20 years.
20:48I can't sell it.
20:50I wanted to do something else.
20:52So I decided to sing.
20:54Listen.
20:55I don't want to be a comedian.
20:57Sing.
21:03I don't want to be a YouTuber.
21:08I just want to eat ramen.
21:12I just want to remove half of my makeup.
21:17I just want to open the cardboard box.
21:20I just want to show my latest home appliances.
21:24That's not all.
21:25I want to spend 100 yen a month.
21:27I want to spend 200 yen when I'm drunk.
21:29I want to make a lot of money.
21:32That's not all.
21:33That's not all.
21:34That's not all.
21:35That's not all.
21:36That's not all.
21:37Yes.
21:38I work happily every day.
21:40I smile every day.
21:42I don't feel the effort behind my back.
21:46I'm a professional.
21:50He was saved.
21:52This is good.
21:53I want to be an Instagrammer.
21:58I just want to be beautiful.
22:02I just want to be a jobless person.
22:07I just want to put up a list of things I want on Amazon.
22:11I just want to get it without saying anything.
22:15I just want to make money.
22:17I just want to buy a strange dog.
22:20I'm a fool.
22:23That's terrible.
22:26I want to live in a bright world.
22:29I want to have a strong shadow.
22:31I want to keep walking.
22:33I want to have a strong heart.
22:35I want to be a warrior.
22:39Instagrammer is a warrior.
22:41I'm relieved.
22:43It's a good combination.
22:45I want to write news on the Internet.
22:49I just want to make a lie.
22:53I just want to use a picture without permission.
22:58I just want to send a picture of what a celebrity said on TV.
23:07I want to buy a piece of journalism.
23:11I just want to copy and paste people.
23:15Copy and paste.
23:18That's right.
23:21That's right.
23:23I can't forgive what I can't forgive.
23:27Let's go.
23:32Congratulations.
23:33Stop it.
23:36I'm a comedian.
23:39I understand.
23:41I'm thirsty.
23:43I'm going to ride a motorcycle.
23:45I'm going to ride a motorcycle today.
23:48It's sunny today.
23:52I'm glad it's sunny.
23:54I'm going to ride a motorcycle.
23:56Shut up.
23:58I can't speak well today.
24:00I'm thirsty.
24:04I'm done.
24:06I ate breakfast.
24:09I ate a banana this morning.
24:12I'm thirsty.
24:14What is that?
24:16I've been watching it.
24:18What is that?
24:20It's a convenience store.
24:22It's a bad setting.
24:24I'm going to borrow a toilet.
24:26Welcome.
24:27Can I borrow a toilet?
24:29Yes.
24:30Where is the toilet?
24:35I can't hear you.
24:36I can't hear you.
24:38It's a joke.
24:40I can't hear you.
24:42It's a joke.
24:45It's a joke.
24:46It's a joke.
24:48It's a joke.
24:50It's a joke.
24:52It's a joke.
24:54I can't hear you.
24:56I bit my tongue.
24:57You're trying to make me laugh.
25:00Why?
25:01Are you tired of Japanese people?
25:03Let's turn off the engine.
25:05I can't hear you.
25:07I can hear you.
25:09I can hear you.
25:10I can hear you.
25:12Hey.
25:13I told you.
25:15It's better not to be lonely.
25:25I can't do it.
25:27Okay.
25:28Applause.
25:31Applause.
25:33Let's get started.
25:36It's a comedy show.
25:44Okay.
25:45I've been waiting for this.
25:46He's not a comedian.
25:48He's a guest.
25:50I'm going to sing a song.
25:52I'm going to sing a song.
25:54I'm going to sing a song.
25:55Are you going to sing?
25:57I've never heard of it.
25:59Music, start.
26:00One, two.
26:01One, two, three, four.
26:02Ta-da.
26:03Scalpel.
26:04Scalpel.
26:06I thought you were going to sing.
26:08What kind of comedy is this?
26:10Look at this.
26:11It's a bigger cracker than usual.
26:15I'm going to make this cracker ring in my mouth.
26:19Are you okay?
26:20You're 51 years old.
26:22Don't overdo it.
26:23Let's get started.
26:25Drum roll, start.
26:29Are you okay?
26:30Wow.
26:39It's beautiful.
26:40It looks like fireworks.
26:41What was that?
26:42It's different.
26:43It's the last one.
26:44It's a big trick.
26:46Please decide.
26:47I'm going to use the curtain.
26:49I'm going to use the curtain.
26:50I'll show you the surprise illusion.
26:51I'll show you the surprise illusion.
26:52I'll show you the surprise illusion.
26:53Music, start.
26:54It's a great trick.
26:56I'll show you the surprise illusion.
26:58I'm looking forward to it.
26:59What's going to happen?
27:03Isn't this great?
27:10That's all.
27:13That's all?
27:15That's all.
27:18If I do this in the theater, everyone will laugh at me.
27:23I'll do my best.
27:25Wait a minute, sir.
27:27You're going to drop out of school?
27:29No, no.
27:30It's great that you dyed your hair blonde during the summer vacation.
27:34What are you talking about?
27:36I know.
27:38But everyone else in the class has changed.
27:41Has it changed?
27:42Everyone has changed a lot during the summer vacation.
27:45No!
27:47No!
27:48What's wrong with me?
27:49No!
27:50What's wrong with me?
27:52For example, Nakajima.
27:53Nakajima was so normal.
27:56Nakajima was so normal.
27:59What's going to happen to him?
28:01He shaved his eyebrows.
28:03No!
28:05He's a desiccant.
28:07No!
28:09No!
28:10What about Toyoda?
28:12Toyoda hasn't changed his appearance.
28:14He's definitely a thief.
28:17That's right.
28:18He's an old type of thief.
28:20That's right.
28:21He's starting a private school with that money.
28:23That's right.
28:24Hiraida was definitely a pirate.
28:27That's right.
28:28Kawata was definitely a mutant turtle.
28:31Who is a mutant turtle?
28:33What's wrong with Toyoda?
28:35What's wrong with him?
28:36Takada of Koamote became Hashigodaka during the summer vacation.
28:39What's Hashigodaka?
28:41Kaijuta became Osage Bluetooth during the summer vacation.
28:45I look like Pandy.
28:48I look like Pandy.
28:51Saibuto's face looks like a pineapple in a watermelon game.
28:55Who is that?
28:57Who is that?
28:58Who is that?
28:59Who is that?
29:00Tanaka was like a father on Sunday.
29:04He became a campanella on Wednesday.
29:06That's right.
29:07Sato was like a weak doctor.
29:10He became Ayase in a night club.
29:12That's right.
29:13Tsuboi was the opposite of Haikei during the summer vacation.
29:22It's Kyo!
29:24What?
29:25Did he fail the exam?
29:26That's good.
29:28I can't do it with such a member.
29:30Please disqualify him.
29:36He pooped.
29:39He pooped and died.
29:42You are going too far.
29:44You are going too far.
29:45Come back here.
29:47Yajimari.
29:48What is he doing?
29:50He is narrow.
29:51What is that?
29:53He is narrow.
29:54That's right.
29:55Entertainment.
29:56What is this game?
30:04You are too fast.
30:06Don't run away.
30:08He is strict.
30:10What is this jacket?
30:14It's time to say goodbye.
30:16Final entertainment.
30:17You are too fast.
30:18No final?
30:19Martial arts.
30:25What is that singing?
30:30It's disgusting.
30:31Thank you for the wonderful dance.
30:33I can't watch it.
30:36Can I say something?
30:37Your dress was beautiful.
30:41Can I invite you?
30:43No.
30:49No?
30:50What kind of comedy is that?
30:58What is this?
31:01It's like TikTok.
31:04TikTok comedy.
31:08It's their fault.
31:15Everyone.
31:18I will leave my shoes here.
31:21Look for me.
31:23Future Cinderella.
31:28Do it in front of him.
31:31Do it in front of him.
31:34Do it in front of him.
31:36Go back to the countryside.
31:43I saw it twice.
31:46Are you going to take it off?
31:47Why are you taking it off?
31:49Are you going to take it off?
31:50If you are going to take it off, don't put it on.
31:53Is it a little hard?
31:57This is...
31:58Calm down.
31:59Calm down, Wataru.
32:00What is this?
32:02It's about you, isn't it?
32:04I bought oden here.
32:09I didn't have chopsticks.
32:12I tried it without chopsticks.
32:15It was good.
32:17What kind of report is this?
32:20What kind of person are you?
32:23I'm sorry.
32:24I'm sorry.
32:25I'm sorry.
32:29Look at this.
32:30It's disgusting.
32:31You're lying.
32:32You're lying.
32:33Don't make a joke.
32:34It's disgusting.
32:36I'm sorry.
32:37You can't laugh.
32:38I can't eat anything other than rice balls.
32:43Then shut up and eat it.
32:45What do you think of yourself?
32:47I remember the audition.
32:52I applaud you.
32:54Don't stick your head in.
32:56You'll be punished.
32:58I don't need it.
33:00I don't need it.
33:01It's a bonus.
33:04Moridaku laughs and learns a lot of jokes.
33:07At the end, there is a competition for the knowledge of beans.
33:12Damn it.
33:14Alien.
33:15It's coming from one place to another.
33:17No matter how much I beat it, I can't cut it.
33:19Damn it.
33:20It's dangerous.
33:22This is a one-off.
33:24Hey, who are you?
33:26I'm Jack, the captain of the Earth Foreign Life Force.
33:30Captain?
33:31You can't do this alone.
33:33I'm here to help you.
33:37What are you talking about?
33:38Don't talk to me from above.
33:40Well, to be honest, I have a better view.
33:46If you paint a cherry pie with ink, you can see it from below.
33:52I don't understand.
33:55I don't understand.
33:56What do you mean?
33:57What do you mean by that?
33:59I answered in tempo.
34:01What do you mean?
34:04Well, whatever.
34:05Hey, what's wrong?
34:07Are you out of breath?
34:08I'm not out of breath.
34:10The only thing that makes me out of breath is the night with my wife.
34:14If a tiny person hears that, you have to wet your handkerchief.
34:21What do you mean?
34:22A tiny person hears it?
34:24Is there such a thing?
34:27I'm out of bullets.
34:29I'm out of bullets, too.
34:31When I'm out of bullets, I fight with my bare hands.
34:35What do you mean by licking the Alps?
34:41It's cold.
34:44What do you mean?
34:45I'm glad I put it on.
34:48But what do you mean?
34:50Hey, do you have anything you want to do after this battle?
34:54Yes, I have three things I want to do.
34:56What are they?
34:57Let me hear them.
34:58The first one is traveling abroad.
34:59Traveling abroad.
35:01If you paint the Benz blue, it will be called the Blue Benz.
35:05And the second one is drinking as much as you can.
35:08What did you say?
35:09San Francisco and Hiroshima are also expensive.
35:12And the last one is fighting with you again.
35:15Hey, hey, hey.
35:16Do you want to buy a small Sphinx?
35:18What do you mean?
35:19I don't understand anything.
35:21Tell me what you mean.
35:23Hey, look.
35:24It's the last one.
35:25I defeated it.
35:27How did you defeat it?
35:30Okay, let's go.
35:31From here?
35:32Hey, watch out.
35:34Are you okay, Jack?
35:35Damn it.
35:36It's the last one of the aliens.
35:38Hang in there.
35:39It looks like I'm done.
35:41That's right.
35:42Hey, I have something to tell you.
35:46What is it?
35:47Actually, I have an older brother who will be a chimpanzee the day after tomorrow.
35:54There is bean knowledge on his forehead with a tattoo sticker.
36:01The number of corn kernels is always an even number.
36:09That's right.
36:10Jack!
36:13What?
36:16That's a good story.
36:18After this, there will be laughter.
36:20At the end, there will be a story about bean knowledge.
36:23It's true.
36:24It's true.
36:28Gabao Rice
36:32What is that?
36:36Make it. Make it. Make it.
36:39Make it. Make it. Make it.
36:41Gabao Rice
36:44Hello, I'm Gakuten Soku.
36:45Nice to meet you.
36:46I'm going to make a bento for my brother-in-law.
36:50Oh, you're a good uncle.
36:51You made a bento for your brother-in-law.
36:53I'm sure you were excited about the bento.
36:55My house was plain, so I wasn't excited.
36:58Oh, really?
36:59What kind of bento did you make?
37:00It was a sun-dried bento.
37:01What?
37:02In Heisei?
37:03Yes.
37:04It's plain.
37:05It was dried plums in the middle and spinach around it.
37:08It's Bangladesh.
37:09What?
37:10It's Bangladesh.
37:11It's flashy.
37:13It's Bangladesh.
37:14It's a dish.
37:15It's not a dish.
37:16It's a dish.
37:17I don't want my brother-in-law to think like that.
37:19That's true.
37:20So I made a flashy bento.
37:21I thought I'd make a character bento.
37:23Character bento?
37:24Yes.
37:25That's good.
37:26I found a flashy character.
37:27What kind of character did you find?
37:28Francisco Xavier.
37:29It's not a character.
37:30It's a character.
37:31It's flashy.
37:32It's a flashy character.
37:36I don't understand the thin part of the head.
37:38Can you be a model?
37:39You're saying a great thing.
37:41Your way of playing is too dynamic.
37:44It's not that thin.
37:45It's getting thinner.
37:46It's the same.
37:47It's not thin in the first place.
37:49It's half-and-half.
37:50It's called tonsura.
37:51It's a hairstyle that represents a vegetarian.
37:54There's a hat called zuket to cover that hairstyle.
37:57It's a shallow hat.
37:58Now, only the zuket remains.
38:00You can tell the weight of a vegetarian with that color.
38:02It's a historical hairstyle.
38:04Do you have a ball in your hand?
38:07Do you want to make it a pickled plum?
38:09I don't know if you have the image of having a ball.
38:10Look at that.
38:11It's a heart-shaped ball.
38:12It's a heart-shaped ball.
38:13There's a flame coming out of the heart.
38:14It represents a burning heart.
38:16You didn't look at it properly.
38:17It's a urobo.
38:18Look at it properly.
38:19There's a flutter on the neck.
38:21I'll make it a kamaboko.
38:22I didn't put a flutter on Xavier.
38:24You may have the image of putting a flutter on him.
38:26It's Amakusa Shiro.
38:27Amakusa Shiro put a flutter on him.
38:29It's not Amakusa Shiro.
38:30It's Shonen Kenoh Shisetsudan.
38:32Shonen Kenoh Shisetsudan.
38:33Ito, Mancho, Chijima, Miguel, Nakaura, Julian, Hanamaru, Chino.
38:35These four people.
38:36You didn't look at it properly.
38:38It's a urobo.
38:39You didn't look at it properly.
38:40I was teased, so I'm angry.
38:42That's not true.
38:43That's enough.
38:46He's coming.
38:47He's coming.
38:49Shisetsugo Yagai Fest.
38:51He showed his face in front of the fans.
38:57Shota.
38:59The ending of Mr. Sazae.
39:27You're weird.
39:29I agree.
39:32She's a kind customer.
39:33She is a sheet punk.
39:34The ending of Mr. Sazae.
39:38It's the same.
39:41She's coming.
39:42She's coming.
39:43She's coming.
39:44An audience.
39:45She's coming.
39:46She's coming.
39:47She's coming.
39:48She's coming.
39:49She's coming.
39:50She's coming.
39:51She's coming.
39:52I
40:00Don't
40:12My mistake
40:14Hong Kong the first time
40:17You have a cow cow Santa Carla, but I'm notってるよねそのお客さんの楽しませ方がこういう人間が70歳まで
40:24クエルして
40:29この後もまだまだ続く内野その顔選手権
40:34反応舞台でこれやるな
40:36You
40:39Under ninja
40:42第5の衣装はこれ自分が劇中できてるなんやくんの浜辺さんはこういう忍者の役なんですか
40:49違うのこれ誰のやついないっす
40:57今度コーナーアジアの半沢直樹
41:00Ha ha
41:04Fukuda
41:07The don't know
41:09Don't know
41:17They think I'll come take a client don't buy a lot don't like a little bit a lot me compile
41:25I'm thinking I got one. I got like a booger. They can take it. I got chunga. Nagalaka Banda. It'd be good. I'll go
41:33Do you think I'm back in deep? I don't find the line
41:41I'm thinking I got back
41:45Get a good I got it. I got it. I got it. I got a lot is
41:55Oh nice
41:58Hey, they are not dry mango
42:04They get a dry mango
42:07My mom I'm a massive money pocket
42:10money
42:12They are now my
42:14They are now your mighty cinema. Hey
42:24Yeah
42:28It's a hot
42:31It's a hot
42:33It's a hot
42:35It's a hot
42:37Oh
42:53Took they're not took it to ignore a little Lori guys
42:59Oh
43:04Come on guy by guys
43:10Honey, I'm a man guy
43:19Okay, boo, what's going on this? Oh, so you're saying yes, we know he need to listen that
43:25Ningen there are no time for the police
43:29It's deep
43:31Well, there's no way
43:34It's deep
43:36Yeah
43:38So the suspect is three
43:43Probably the culprit is Morita
43:47Why do you think so?
43:48Morita doesn't have an alibi
43:51No alibi
43:55Oh
43:59Sorry, I don't think you are talking about us. What kind of party you know, I don't go. Hey
44:12Okay, honey, thank you
44:16Morita no shimon that I get it
44:19Clever cute
44:21Coco
44:23So it'll not that Morita got go man, that's I'd take it off
44:31Morita, you're back. I'm not going to
44:41Morita, I'll go man. That's I'd take that one. Hey
44:45Jamal, it'll
44:47I'm so sorry. I don't want you to turn it on the road. I don't do this anymore. Don't go
44:54Morita Sugimoto, Kitano, I think yes
44:58I
45:28Call sense you can
45:31So stay Oscar, that's kind of a karaoke Moriake sense you can
45:40Mina the money stick Hoshi
45:42karaoke Moriake sense you can
45:48But I think I guess it'll be a gun under ninja got each got to me to your party
45:53Nihon no rick show Kage to go got to keep an in-journ
45:55I'm a demo camera on each zone is to miss a crazy day. I'm yakushita
45:59So I'll call it again. I mean, you know, it's not a kite. It's just it's not a kite
46:02You must come on it. I don't suppose. I know you may want me to give you a little bit
46:11What I've only keep an eye on
46:13On today, I have to demo diva tenki ga yokutei. Nanka. Tanoshii desu ne
46:19Matsuri de kanji ga shite ne steak
46:25Nani ka he am a kunga odaiba ni itara Fuji TV no q tie mitai da ne
46:34Non desu ka sore
46:37Come
46:39Yuki, so I need to say monogatari
46:43Thank you to the cute you'll be Nika Tandis and that's that I made you go this kiddo
46:52That's gotta happen
46:57Yeah, you know
47:06Oh
47:37Ski-diving
47:59Yeah, I'm a good
48:07Cool
48:13Gaining Tachiga hitotsu
48:15I'll take it
48:17So no, this is what I want to hear
48:19I'll see you boy. You know, I don't care. What do you get sense again?
48:25No, what's going there?
48:28I'll tell you
48:31Anata anata no koto dake dozo watashi nikon show shinai
48:37You have to move your butt you
48:39Know she'll be there
48:42Kiki
48:43Omoi ask the cobblestone
48:45Tomas
48:48Wait
48:51See they told you
48:53Hey
48:56Kena
48:58Gillis
49:04Yeah, that's it
49:06Covered I see you made up a ticket go
49:10Kiki she tell you they go man
49:14Kawaii
49:16Given me the kiss it's a go man
49:18Oh
49:48でもみんな 踊り踊っているよ
49:53お鍋の中からボワッと
49:56金色おじさん登場
50:00いつだって忘れない
50:03エディソンは偉い人
50:07そんなの常識
50:13作って 作って 作って
50:26造って 作って 作って
50:30ボーイアの音
50:32Doke doke doke tsukuten moe no oto tsukuten tsukuten
50:36Tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten tsukuten
50:46Koko ga tsukuten nano?
50:48Tsukuten nano?
50:50Tsukkomi ga iru kke
50:54Ato chidori makasemasu ja ne ne
50:57Blendy Angel ga honshin no karaoke gei wo miseru yo
51:08Shizuka ni shiro!
51:10Shizuka ni shiro!
51:12Kotae wo sagashi motometeru
51:17Yattocchi!
51:19Aitsu seikaku tomoshite moratteru no sa sugui yo