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00:00♪
00:17Edo no mawari ni nani mo kamo nugichirashite
00:24Shuumatsu dake no himitsu no heya odokete
00:35Chiku wo odori tsuzuketeru
00:43Omae wo tsukamaete
00:47Michuu ni nareru no wa kono toki dakedo
00:53♪
01:22And today's panel is brought to you by Kunikazu Katsumata.
01:29Thank you very much.
01:30I look forward to working with you in 2025.
01:32That's right. Congratulations.
01:34I look forward to working with you.
01:35Now, let's move on to today's first request.
01:38Yes. First of all, we have a request from Tatsuya Uematsu, 55 years old, from Ishikawa Prefecture.
01:46Good evening, everyone at the Bureau of Investigation.
01:49Please listen to my worries, or rather, my wishes.
01:53I would like to scold my 20-year-old apprentice just once.
01:59Because my apprentice is only cocky to me, his teacher.
02:05He can't do what I ask him to do.
02:07He plays with his smartphone in the middle of the conversation.
02:09He pukes peacefully in front of his teacher.
02:14However, I have never scolded anyone in my life.
02:19I have a lot of dissatisfaction and anger in my heart,
02:23but when I face it, I don't get angry because I think that even if I was scolded by a guy like me, I would say it back.
02:31I also had a long-distance breakup with my boyfriend without confidence.
02:37Detective, please, just once. I want to be so angry that people change.
02:43I would like to ask you to give me the courage to scold him all my life.
02:49This is Mr. Uematsu, the client.
02:52He is in a duo with his 20-year-old apprentice.
02:57Duo?
02:58Yes, they are in a duo.
03:00He plays with his apprentice.
03:03He goes around Tokyo, Osaka, and all over the country with his apprentice.
03:09So they are in the same group.
03:12By the way, does your apprentice scold you?
03:15Yes, he scolds me a lot.
03:19I was angry because I didn't know Orion.
03:29Hello, I'm Dio Katsura.
03:33Nice to meet you.
03:35Are you a long-distance relationship?
03:37It's been about 25 years.
03:40I see.
03:41I haven't sold anything yet.
03:43Do you work with your apprentice?
03:45I work with my partner and my apprentice.
03:51How old is your apprentice?
03:53He is about 35 years old.
03:55Who do you want to scold?
03:59Apprentice.
04:00Apprentice?
04:01I don't deal with my master and apprentice.
04:05I took a video at the hotel the other day.
04:09It's a separate room.
04:11This is it.
04:13I took a video, so please take a look.
04:19This is a piece of wood.
04:22What are you going to do with it?
04:24I'll leave it to you.
04:27I left this here.
04:31Water and coffee.
04:33You said you liked croquettes and meat buns.
04:39The coffee is cold.
04:49I don't have a driver's license, so I drive.
04:53Your master drives?
04:55I drive.
04:56I turn the steering wheel sideways and close the door.
05:00I don't have to open the window.
05:04I don't have to open the window.
05:07By the way, did your master ask you to be his apprentice?
05:13At first, he introduced me to become a singer.
05:17I used to be an idol.
05:19Can I call you Hamon?
05:21If you call me Hamon, I won't have an apprentice.
05:25I want you to be an apprentice.
05:28I don't do it to other people.
05:30I'm a very good boy.
05:32Why don't you get angry?
05:34I don't have confidence in myself.
05:37Are you a little scared?
05:39I'm scared.
05:41I think he'll say he'll quit.
05:44In the end, I think it's my fault.
05:49I'm still a singer.
05:51If I can go, I have to teach properly.
05:55Can you get angry like you do every day?
06:03Junpei.
06:05Yes.
06:06I'm going to get angry now.
06:09No, no, no.
06:11I don't think you need that.
06:13You're a singer, so it's easy to get angry.
06:21Please come in.
06:23Hello.
06:25Hello.
06:27I'm Kawai, who was a contract employee and a full-time employee.
06:35Please come in.
06:37Please come in.
06:39I'm a full-time employee.
06:41I'm a full-time employee.
06:43I'm a full-time employee.
06:49I thought you were a good person.
06:51You're a full-time employee.
06:53I'm still working as a full-time employee.
06:55That's great.
06:57Is it the BGM or the intro?
07:00I put it on the song, and I got angry.
07:06I'm looking forward to it.
07:08Please spread the BGM as much as you want.
07:13Yes.
07:21I'm looking forward to it.
07:51I don't know where to start.
08:17Junpei, this is the place.
08:21I'm glad you like it.
08:23I feel like I'm breathing.
08:27It's convenient to have this.
08:29I'll put it on the wall.
08:31Before I go to Junpei, can I ask you who the other person is?
08:36He's been with me for 15 years.
08:39He's the former manager of the hotel I was in.
08:43He's a little like Junpei.
08:46Yes.
08:48It's peaceful.
08:51Hello.
08:53I'm Itakura.
08:55I'm a detective.
08:57Please come in.
08:59Do you know why you're here today?
09:03I don't know at all.
09:05I see.
09:07I'll go.
09:18It's been a while.
09:20It's been a while.
09:22How have you been?
09:24It's not a big deal.
09:31It's not a big deal.
09:33Wait a minute.
09:35I don't know what you're doing at all.
09:38Actually, I got a request.
09:42What do you think of Mr. Itakura?
09:46He's polite and serious.
09:49Did he say anything about you?
09:52I'm grateful to Mr. Uematsu for giving me a place to sing.
10:04He's not the type to say things like that.
10:07That's right.
10:09I don't know what he's talking about.
10:12It's time for the actual performance.
10:14I'm going to practice.
10:16You've been practicing a lot.
10:18How do you feel?
10:20Ideally, I want to be a good disciple.
10:29You want to apologize?
10:31I don't want to apologize.
10:34I want to change my mind.
10:37I'm nervous.
10:43I want you to do your best.
10:53He's here.
10:55You're early.
10:57He's here.
10:59This is all I have.
11:03I'm sorry I'm late.
11:06It's okay.
11:08I was going to hit the stage.
11:10Here?
11:11Yes, here.
11:12No.
11:13My elbow is stuck.
11:15Try singing here.
11:16You should move your legs a little more.
11:19Don't move your hands.
11:21You're listening to me.
11:24I'm sorry.
11:30I'd be surprised if I was cut off in this flow.
11:34Be more gentle.
11:36Let's go.
11:47He sat down.
11:55He's here.
11:58That's enough.
12:04I'm your master.
12:07Right?
12:08Yes.
12:10Answer me.
12:13What do you mean yes?
12:15Speak up.
12:17You're in my car.
12:19He's here.
12:22What are you doing?
12:25Sing better.
12:28You always do this.
12:31That's enough.
12:33What are you doing?
12:37Go away.
12:39Go away.
12:41Don't move.
12:43Don't touch your phone.
12:46Be a human being.
12:48I'm sorry.
12:49Why are you saying sorry?
12:52I'm sorry.
12:53I'm sorry.
12:54Why are you saying sorry?
12:56I'm sorry.
12:58I'll show you my attitude.
13:02I'll show you my attitude.
13:06I don't hate you.
13:08I think you're cute.
13:10I want to be your partner.
13:12I want to be your partner.
13:14I'll tell you everything.
13:16I'll do it for you.
13:19I'll change my mind.
13:22I'll change my mind.
13:28You'll do it.
13:30You'll do it.
13:32I'll do it.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:38Hello.
13:40I'm here.
13:42What's up?
13:45You're brave.
13:47You're brave.
13:52You're brave.
14:05I'm afraid to say this.
14:09I'm afraid to say this.
14:11I'll tell you everything.
14:14I'll tell you everything.
14:16I thought it was a joke.
14:21I thought it was a joke.
14:27I was happy to see it.
14:31I was happy to see it.
14:34I'm sorry.
14:36I'm sorry.
14:41You're great.
14:44I'm glad.
14:46You're a good boy.
14:49I have a child.
14:51I can't reach my child even if I get angry.
14:54I can't reach my child even if I get angry.
14:59I'm glad I met you.
15:01I'm glad I met you.
15:04I'm glad I met you.
15:08He said,
15:10Junpei said,
15:13He said,
15:16You two are similar.
15:19He said,
15:21You two are similar.
15:28We'll move on to the next request.
15:30Next is a request from Seira Harafuji, 30 years old in Mie.
15:36Everyone, please lend me your strength for the bright future of my child.
15:42I have a 3-year-old and a 1-year-old boy, but recently, my 3-year-old, Fuuta's selfishness has become worse.
15:51He doesn't clean up his toys, and he has a lot of likes and dislikes. He doesn't eat tomatoes or mushrooms at all.
16:00By the way, for some reason, Fuuta is afraid of His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa.
16:07So when I said,
16:10If you don't eat tomatoes, His Excellency Damon will come.
16:14If you don't clean up your toys, Mona Lisa will come and take them home.
16:18I heard what he said right away.
16:21I will abbreviate the two and call them Demo-Kouka.
16:26However, since he was 3 years old, his Demo-Kouka has disappeared.
16:31He doesn't listen to His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa anymore.
16:36It seems that His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa have finally realized that they won't come home when their parents call them.
16:46Detective, in order to overcome the wall that Fuuta is not good at from now on, we would like you to help us revive the Demo-Kouka.
16:56When I said, If you don't do this, His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa will come,
17:00His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa realized that they wouldn't come.
17:04His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa realized that they wouldn't come.
17:10His Excellency Damon and Mona Lisa realized that they wouldn't come.
17:15Nice to meet you.
17:17I'm Nagami, a detective of the Detective Night Scoop.
17:20Nice to meet you.
17:23His Excellency Damon.
17:25Did you see him on TV?
17:27Yes, when I was watching a TV commercial.
17:31I couldn't see the TV, so I hid and avoided him.
17:36What was scary about him?
17:38His make-up.
17:40He was wearing a white make-up.
17:42I don't think it was a normal life.
17:47What was scary about Mona Lisa?
17:49I don't like the reaction of the audience.
17:52I think I understand what you mean.
17:57When I was a child, I was scared of Mr. Eiko Segawa.
18:03Is it the same feeling?
18:06I'm sorry.
18:08I think it's the same feeling.
18:10It's emotional.
18:12If Mr. Damon came to you and cried, would you be okay with that?
18:19I would turn my heart into a demon.
18:22Would you be okay with that?
18:25Yes, I would.
18:27Nice to meet you.
18:29Hello.
18:31Hello.
18:35Wow!
18:37You're brave.
18:39Let's clean up.
18:41It's a little too much.
18:43Let's talk after we clean up.
18:47He's kind.
18:49He's always kind.
18:51He's kind.
18:53He's kind.
18:55Let's play.
18:57He's kind.
19:01Be kind to the toy.
19:03No.
19:04If you don't be kind, Mr. Damon will come.
19:08No.
19:09Mr. Damon.
19:11No!
19:13No?
19:14Mr. Damon will come.
19:16No.
19:17Don't come.
19:18Be kind.
19:21It doesn't work.
19:23It doesn't work.
19:24It doesn't work.
19:25He's cleaning up today.
19:28It's a little messy.
19:31What is this?
19:34Meat.
19:35Meat.
19:37It's a hamburger.
19:39Is it good?
19:41Is it good?
19:43What is this?
19:45That's the only thing I'm curious about.
19:48I know what this is.
19:50That's the only thing I'm curious about.
19:51What is this?
19:52What is this?
19:54I can't say Mike.
19:56It's good.
19:58It's good.
20:00He's saying Mike.
20:01He's saying Mike.
20:02It's good.
20:03It's good.
20:08It's funny.
20:10It's funny.
20:11The tomato looks good.
20:12It looks really good.
20:14It's a red and delicious tomato.
20:17Do it for me.
20:18What?
20:19Which one?
20:20Do it for me.
20:21Which one are you going to do?
20:22Do it for me.
20:23Can you do it?
20:24Can you do it?
20:34What's wrong?
20:36It's delicious.
20:37It's delicious.
20:38It was sour.
20:39It was sour?
20:40The smell was strong.
20:41The smell was strong.
20:42If you don't eat the tomato, Demo might come.
20:44He'll come.
20:45He'll come.
20:46He'll come.
20:47He'll really come.
20:48No.
20:49He won't come.
20:50He won't come.
20:51He won't come.
20:52He won't come.
20:53He won't come.
20:54The effect is completely off.
20:57Today is the date, right?
20:59Today is the day of Hiroshima opening.
21:02It didn't go well with rock'n'roll,
21:05so I told the newspapers that the detectives came to offer me some ideas.
21:11You got it.
21:13I'm sorry that I can't go.
21:16I love Detective Nightscoop so much that I feel like I'm watching it as if I'm a fan.
21:25Really?
21:26I love it so much that I can recommend my favorite episodes to others.
21:32I'd like to find a way to make you happy.
21:38Really? Thank you.
21:40I'd like to have a little more time.
21:44Can you come here, too?
21:49I'll call my father.
21:54Father, are you ready?
21:57Yes, I am.
21:58I'll call you Your Excellency from now on.
22:02And I'm Mona Lisa.
22:07We're very serious.
22:12His Excellency Damon, Mona Lisa, and the strongest women are here.
22:18I'm going to scare Sota a little bit.
22:22His Excellency and I will make Sota eat tomatoes.
22:27Let's do our best to make him do that.
22:30Let's do our best.
22:31Mona Lisa is Italian, so I'll sing in Italian.
22:39Ferrari, Paris Chateau.
22:44Chateau is Japanese.
22:46It's not Paris.
22:49Pizza, Pizza, Pizza Chateau.
22:52It's not Paris. Paris is France.
22:54His Excellency has a funny voice.
23:02That's good.
23:05If you don't eat tomatoes, I'll turn you into a doll.
23:09I don't have any drawing experience.
23:22I missed you.
23:25I missed you.
23:30I missed you.
23:35I missed you.
23:38I'll eat tomatoes. It's delicious.
23:41No, no, no.
23:45I'll eat tomatoes.
23:50Tomatoes are delicious.
23:53I'll eat tomatoes.
23:58I'll eat tomatoes.
24:00It's delicious.
24:03It's delicious.
24:05Mona, listen to your mother.
24:12I won't do anything bad.
24:14I won't do anything bad.
24:17If I tell you to eat it, will you eat it?
24:20Let's try another bite.
24:22That's amazing.
24:23Is it delicious, Mona?
24:25It's delicious.
24:27I'll eat tomatoes.
24:29It's delicious.
24:31I understand.
24:33I'll listen to you.
24:35Goodbye.
24:37Goodbye.
24:39I'm home.
24:41I'm home.
24:43Who did you come with?
24:50I don't remember.
24:52I ate tomatoes.
24:54You ate tomatoes?
24:56I ate tomatoes.
24:58That's amazing.
25:00That's amazing.
25:02Why did you eat tomatoes?
25:06I ate tomatoes.
25:08That's amazing.
25:10Why did you eat tomatoes?
25:12Why did you eat tomatoes?
25:16I ate tomatoes.
25:20You don't want to remember.
25:22You vomited when you ate tomatoes.
25:26Did you vomit?
25:28I vomited.
25:30Did you have a guest?
25:32I had a guest.
25:34Who came?
25:36I ate tomatoes.
25:40You ate tomatoes.
25:44I haven't seen you eat tomatoes.
25:46I want to see it.
25:48Let's eat tomatoes again.
25:50Let's eat tomatoes again.
25:52Let's eat tomatoes again.
25:56Let's go.
25:58You can eat tomatoes.
26:00You can't eat tomatoes.
26:04I can't eat tomatoes.
26:06If you can't eat tomatoes,
26:08who will come?
26:10Who will come?
26:12I remembered.
26:16That's amazing.
26:18That's amazing.
26:20I won't say the name.
26:22I won't say the name.
26:26It's over.
26:28It's over.
26:30It's over.
26:34We heard the effect of the demonstration.
26:36How was it?
26:38I think I'll cry at night for a while.
26:42You want to erase it from your memory.
26:44You want to erase it from your memory.
26:46I ate tomatoes all the time.
26:48I ate tomatoes all the time.
26:50I ate tomatoes all the time.
26:52I don't want to remember it.
26:54I don't want to remember it.
27:00Let's hear the last request.
27:02The last request is from
27:04the 31-year-old
27:06Lars, who lives in Canada.
27:08I live in Canada.
27:10My name is Lars,
27:1231 years old.
27:14When I was 14 years old, I became a stay-at-home mom, and for about 15 years, I spent my life not going out.
27:23However, at the beginning of this year, I strongly felt that it was really bad, and I decided to change my life greatly.
27:31Yes, it's an escape from a stay-at-home mom.
27:35And now I'm in Japan.
27:38My first trip in my life, and it was overseas.
27:42A three-week long stay.
27:44It was the biggest challenge in my life.
27:48Why did I choose Japan?
27:50Because I love Japanese comedy.
27:54When I was 16 years old, I came across Japanese comedy, and I was shocked by its fun.
28:01I don't understand words or culture, but I wonder why I was so fascinated by it.
28:08I wanted to enjoy the comedy more, so I learned Japanese by myself.
28:14Now I even want to be a Japanese comedian.
28:20So I asked the detective,
28:22would you let me be on a comedy stage once?
28:27As a big step to change my life as a stay-at-home mom,
28:31please help me.
28:39That's a song from Canada.
28:41A letter from Canada.
28:43I can't hear your voice.
28:46You have to stop it.
28:48Your voice is so small.
28:50It's perfect for you, Mr. Kanpei.
28:52No, no, no.
28:54I'm not confident enough to be on a comedy stage with a Canadian foreigner.
28:59When I saw this, I wanted to be on a stage.
29:03This is a comedy.
29:06Canadian kids don't know the difference between ma and iki.
29:11Comedy is all about ma.
29:14They don't know what ma is.
29:17Well, my name is Hazama.
29:21Oh, there's one more.
29:24Oh, my God.
29:34Hello.
29:36Hello.
29:38Oh, hello.
29:41Hello.
29:42Hello.
29:43Hello, hello.
29:45What's your name?
29:47Can I speak in Japanese?
29:49You're busy.
29:51Can I come in?
29:53You can come in.
29:55Is this your apartment?
30:01You're from Canada?
30:03Yes.
30:04So you've been living here for a long time?
30:06Yes, for a long time.
30:07So you came to Japan to fix the problem?
30:12Yes.
30:13I thought I might have a dog.
30:17A dog?
30:18Yes.
30:20You studied Japanese to make comedy?
30:24Yes, I studied it to have fun.
30:27How long did it take you to learn how to speak Japanese?
30:30About five years.
30:32How?
30:33I made a lot of flashcards.
30:35Flashcards?
30:36Yes.
30:37There were words on the front.
30:39Yes.
30:40I flipped the cards to see if they were correct.
30:45That's amazing.
30:47Japanese comedy is very exciting.
30:51I think anyone can laugh at it.
30:55I like Downtown the most.
30:57Downtown?
30:58Yes.
30:59I like Kamaitachi.
31:01Kamaitachi?
31:02I like Chidori too.
31:03Chidori?
31:04You know a lot about me.
31:06You know me?
31:07Of course.
31:08I know Kanpei too.
31:10Brain bang!
31:13That was funny.
31:23I've always been a shy kid.
31:28I was different from everyone else.
31:30I was a shy kid.
31:33You weren't good with people?
31:36Yes, I've always been.
31:39I wasn't good with people.
31:41People would look at my face.
31:45Weren't you lonely?
31:48I was lonely and empty.
31:52I didn't have anything to do when I woke up.
31:57I couldn't do my best.
31:59I felt a sense of crisis that I wouldn't be able to leave my room.
32:09What did you do when you came to Japan?
32:12I took my friends who I met online out.
32:22Twice.
32:24You played with your friends for the first time in 15 years?
32:28Yes.
32:29It was the first time since I became an adult.
32:32The first time?
32:33When I got to my room, I cried.
32:41You cried?
32:42Yes.
32:43You cried?
32:44Yes.
32:45It was supposed to be that kind of life.
32:52Did you eat at a convenience store?
32:54Yes.
32:55I went to a convenience store.
32:58You went to a convenience store?
33:00I took a walk and sat in a park.
33:03You came to Japan, but you want to leave this place?
33:08Yes, I want to leave.
33:14Let's go to bed.
33:16Close the door.
33:21It's nice here.
33:26Is there anything you want to do?
33:28I want to eat Wagyu beef.
33:32Look at you.
33:35I've never been in a store like this.
33:37You've never been in a store like this?
33:40You're glaring at me.
33:44I'm serious.
33:45What?
33:46I'm serious.
33:48Let's eat.
33:49Yes.
33:55What?
34:05It's soft.
34:07What?
34:08It's soft.
34:10You said you wanted to be on stage.
34:15You said you were afraid of being in front of people.
34:20You suddenly appear in front of people.
34:25You're afraid.
34:27But I'm not afraid now.
34:30I don't intend to be lazy.
34:33I'm serious about my future.
34:38I don't think anything will change in my life if I don't try.
34:43I'm sick of being a soldier.
34:49Let's go home.
34:51Let's go home and practice.
34:54I asked you to perform at the live house.
35:05Is there anything you want to do?
35:07Yes.
35:08What?
35:09Hot oden.
35:10Hot oden?
35:12I want to eat oden.
35:16Let's eat.
35:18It's hot.
35:20It's hot.
35:27You've been in Japan for 10 days.
35:29Yes, I have.
35:31Why do you speak Japanese so well?
35:36Look at me.
35:38The audience is in front of me.
35:4215 years?
35:4615 years...
35:55Which one of you is in front of me?
35:59Oh, you're in front of me.
36:03Why are you so slow?
36:07I'm the last one.
36:09I'm the last one.
36:10I'm not yelling at you.
36:14Let's go to the next one.
36:17Let's go.
36:21It's hot.
36:23It's hot.
36:25It's hot.
36:26It's hot.
36:27It's hot.
36:29It's hot.
36:31It's hot.
36:51Hello.
36:53I'm from Canada.
36:56I love Japanese comedy so much that I learned Japanese.
37:01Actually, about 10 days ago,
37:05I was on this stage.
37:08You don't know why, do you?
37:11I don't know why, either.
37:23I forgot.
37:26Try to remember.
37:30Try to remember.
37:35It's a hikikomori.
37:39It's a hikikomori.
37:42It's a hikikomori.
37:47It looks like this, but it's a hikikomori for 15 years.
37:51It's a social enemy.
37:53It looks like this, but it's a hikikomori for 15 years.
37:57It looks like this, but it's a hikikomori for 15 years.
38:00It's a hikikomori for 15 years.
38:03I'm 31 years old.
38:06I've spent half of my life in this room.
38:23I'm 180 cm tall.
38:33I'm 180 cm tall.
38:36I weigh 130 kg.
38:39I may look like a wrestler,
38:43but I'm actually bald.
38:49Oh, my God!
38:51It looks so delicious.
38:55Be careful.
39:00It's hot.
39:02I'm going to get burned.
39:05Is there anyone who can help me?
39:21How was it?
39:23How was it?
39:25It was like hell.
39:27It was like hell.
39:29How do you feel now?
39:31It's like a dream.
39:34It's like a dream.
39:36I'm still nervous.
39:39I don't think it's going to be any harder than this.
39:43I don't think it's going to be any harder than this.
39:45I think it's going to be okay from now on.
39:51Thank you very much.
40:02You did your best, didn't you?
40:05I remembered my first performance.
40:08I was so nervous.
40:10I was so nervous.
40:12I was so nervous.
40:14I was so nervous.
40:16I was so nervous.
40:18Mr. Shinshi, you don't laugh because you do funny things.
40:22You laugh because you work hard.
40:24I understood that while watching you.
40:29Are you still going to Tokyo?
40:31I told him I was leaving the next day,
40:34but he didn't come back.
40:36He came here today and didn't come back.
40:43He told me he was going to go home.
40:45Why didn't you come back?
40:47No, I didn't say anything like that at all.
40:50You didn't say anything like that?
40:53Do you still do comedy?
40:55What do you do for comedy?
40:57Well, first of all, I have to get a job in Japan.
41:03I want to go to an academy and work hard again.
41:17Come on, come on.
41:36That's good.
41:38That's a good experience.
41:48Five seconds.
41:52Okay, here we go.
41:54Five seconds to go.
41:55Four, three...
41:59Four, three, two, one.
42:27That's good.
42:37That's good.