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00:00This program is brought to you by Asai Shinmai, who has little experience in the industry,
00:06but wants to use the Higashibukuro to do the things he wants to do.
00:10Now, let's see the Higashibukuro.
00:14How many do you have, Kiyomi-san?
00:16How many do I have? Well, if I were to write a lot of numbers, I'd say about 80.
00:20Oh, you're Kikatan?
00:21Yes, I am.
00:22Oh, you're Kikatan.
00:23What are you checking?
00:24Can I have you sit on my feet?
00:26Can I have you sit on my feet?
00:28Oh!
00:30Don't get your feet up. Don't do this.
00:33Kiyomi-san!
00:34Your knees, your knees!
00:37Sorry, sorry.
00:38Are you okay?
00:39That, that, that.
00:40Try raising your head.
00:41Try doing that from before.
00:43And, raise your head.
00:44Wait a minute.
00:45No, no, wait.
00:46Aren't you wearing your boobs?
00:47Wait a minute.
00:48Aren't you wearing your boobs?
00:50I'm not wearing my boobs.
00:51You're not wearing your boobs?
00:52I'm not wearing my boobs.
00:53Oh, I see.
00:54Kiyomi-san!
00:55Wow, wow, wow.
00:56Kiyomi-san!
00:57You're so weak.
00:58Kiyomi-san, you don't have to do your best on a show like this.
01:03Yes.
01:04Yes.
01:05That's right.
01:06It's hard to do it with momentum, right?
01:07If you fold it here.
01:08Then...
01:09Is it better to fold it a little lower?
01:11No, no.
01:12No, no.
01:13That's better.
01:14This is soft.
01:15No, that's the easiest.
01:17Can you do it here?
01:18Yes.
01:19Then, this...
01:20Wait a minute.
01:21Raise it up, raise it up.
01:22Do it once more.
01:23Yes.
01:24Once more.
01:25This much is...
01:26Next time, next time.
01:27Well, well, well.
01:28It's good.
01:29It's good.
01:30It's really good.
01:31It's sweet.
01:32I can do it sideways, so let me do it too.
01:35It's okay to do it sideways.
01:36It's okay to do it sideways.
01:37It's okay to do it sideways.
01:38It's okay to do it sideways.
01:39You have to do it later.
01:40Everyone.
01:41The feeling of wanting to get too close to her face increases the number of times.
01:44Oh, I see.
01:45That's right.
01:46You get motivated.
01:47But you're looking at your real girlfriend, right?
01:49That's right.
01:50Don't say that.
01:51Don't say that.
01:52Don't say that.
01:53Don't say that.
01:54Just this.
01:55Let's go.
01:56Yoshimura-san's challenge.
01:58Ready.
02:03Wow.
02:04Amazing.
02:08Like a wild horse.
02:09I'll hit you.
02:12Hit him.
02:13Are you hitting him?
02:15What is this?
02:17He's saying something.
02:19What is this?
02:20He's saying, do your best.
02:21Do your best.
02:23He's kissing her.
02:24He looks like he's kissing her.
02:25It's from this side.
02:26From this side.
02:28He looks like he's kissing her.
02:292
02:301
02:31Time's up.
02:33You've done a lot.
02:34I've done a lot.
02:35The record is 21 times.
02:36Not at all.
02:38You did an average of 1 time.
02:39You're not good at anything.
02:40You did an average of 1 time.
02:41You did an average of 1 time.
02:43Why?
02:44You cheered for her.
02:46You cheered for her.
02:48I don't want to go back to this point.
02:51Is this a time loss?
02:52Is this a time loss?
02:53I see.
02:54Rather than going to this point,
02:57I don't want to go back.
03:00But you did less than average.
03:02Yes.
03:05You're not good.
03:06You're not good.
03:07You're not good.
03:08Change.
03:10You're a liar.
03:11What?
03:12You're a liar.
03:14The next challenger is Bukuro-san.
03:17Bukuro?
03:18You're not here anymore, right?
03:20You're not here anymore.
03:22I'll go this way.
03:24B.
03:25B.
03:27B?
03:29Wait a minute.
03:30Wait a minute.
03:31I'm sorry.
03:32I don't know what kind of variety this is.
03:34What is this?
03:36I'm sorry.
03:37I'm sorry.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:39This is the latest type of comedy.
03:42What is this?
03:43We're being tested.
03:45What?
03:46What is this?
03:48Can I say my name?
03:49I'm Fukumoto.
03:50Fukumoto-san.
03:51Fukumoto-san.
03:52What kind of relationship do you have with him?
03:54He's in charge of the TV Osaka program.
03:57What?
03:58You rejected him?
03:59He's in charge of the TV Osaka program.
04:02Why didn't you reject him?
04:04What?
04:05I told Yoshida-san,
04:07I'll do anything, so tell me.
04:11Even so, it's not this episode.
04:20Let's do it like Kiyomi-san.
04:22No, no, no.
04:23I'm worried about my reaction.
04:25Fukumoto-san, do you have the right to end this program?
04:29No, it's fine.
04:30Just a little bit.
04:31It's fine.
04:32Really, are you okay?
04:33Try going up once.
04:34Yes, I'll go.
04:35Try going up once.
04:36Ah.
04:37No, a little more.
04:39I'll be careful, too.
04:40A little more.
04:41Are you an idiot?
04:43A little more.
04:44If you're going as an entertainer, I'll go.
04:47You've been cutting your bones this long.
04:49No, I haven't.
04:50Now, it's Bukuro-san's turn.
04:52Ready.
04:55It's easy, it's easy.
04:56It's easy, it's easy.
04:58He's kind.
04:59He's a gentleman.
05:00This is amazing.
05:01Really.
05:07What is this?
05:08On the contrary, it's good.
05:10On the contrary, it's good.
05:1310 seconds left.
05:15Ah, I'm tired.
05:185
05:204
05:213
05:222
05:23Time's up.
05:24Ah, I'm tired.
05:26How was it?
05:27Wasn't it pretty fast?
05:28It was like everyone was watching, but they weren't watching.
05:31Yes, yes.
05:32Half-hearted.
05:33Yes, yes.
05:34I was in the frame, but I wasn't able to focus.
05:37I was thinking, hurry up and pass 30 seconds.
05:39No, no, that's right.
05:40Who said that?
05:41I'm sorry.
05:42It's like the boss and his subordinates.
05:45How was it? I'm sure you passed a lot of times.
05:47Bukuro-san's result.
05:5017 times.
05:51What?
05:52It's not good at all.
05:53It's because of you, Fukumoto-san.
05:55It was easy to do.
05:56But surprisingly...
05:57It was easy to do?
05:58It was easy to do?
05:59It was firmly held.
06:00Ah, I see.
06:01And every time I came up, the face of shame was a little...
06:05There was something that came to me.
06:07Unexpectedly.
06:08But every time you came up, I was thinking, what should I do?
06:12It's too difficult.
06:13This is too difficult.
06:17This is the latest comedy.
06:19I think this is A.
06:21Ah, it's coming back again?
06:22It's coming back again.
06:23I don't know what it means.
06:24I don't know.
06:25I don't know what it means.
06:27This is a game that I don't know what it means.
06:30Will it come?
06:31Ah, it's C!
06:32It was C.
06:33It's C.
06:34A new person.
06:35C is Otsu-san.
06:36Eh?
06:38This is difficult.
06:39Difficult.
06:40Otsu-san.
06:41Eh?
06:42It's difficult.
06:51Ah, I don't like it.
06:53Why?
06:54Why?
06:55It's firmly attached.
06:56I don't like it when Otsu-san touches me like this.
07:01Hey, it's very close.
07:03But it's normal.
07:04That's right.
07:05What's wrong?
07:07What are you doing with your fingers?
07:09It's normal.
07:10Otsu-san, what are you doing?
07:12Otsu-san, don't touch Otsu-san with your fingers.
07:15Stop it, you.
07:18Is it in?
07:19What is it?
07:20It's normal.
07:21What are you doing?
07:22It's normal.
07:23It's N-A-S-K-E-R.
07:27What's wrong with you?
07:30Eh?
07:31It's not in?
07:32Are you all right?
07:33No, it's not in.
07:34It's not in?
07:35Can I go up once?
07:37I'm an old man!
07:39This is close.
07:41I'm an old man!
07:43Hey!
07:45I want to go up more!
07:47He's holding it tight!
07:49Can I do this every time?
07:51No, it's a rule to put your hands in front of you.
07:55How many times did you do this, Yoshimura?
07:5721 times.
07:59I have 17 bags.
08:01I can't do more than this.
08:03What's with your lips?
08:05I prepared it.
08:07I don't care what happens.
08:09I don't care what happens.
08:11I don't care if you kiss me.
08:13No.
08:15No?
08:17I don't have a pattern.
08:19You're serious.
08:21You're serious no matter when you go up.
08:23Are you serious?
08:25Please show me the record.
08:27How many times should I do?
08:2919 times?
08:31That's the only record you have.
08:3319 times.
08:35Hey!
08:37You have to do that too.
08:39You have to do that too.
08:4119 times.
08:43I can't do more than 19 times.
08:45It's Morita's turn.
08:47Ready?
08:49Wow!
08:51Wow!
08:53What is this?
08:55It hurts.
08:57It's okay.
08:59You can do more.
09:01You can do more.
09:05You have a lot of blood.
09:07You have a lot of blood.
09:11This is the last part.
09:13Do you want to kiss me at the end?
09:15Do you want to kiss me at the end?
09:171
09:192
09:21Okay.
09:23Okay.
09:25Okay.
09:27He kissed you.
09:29He kissed you.
09:33You accelerated a lot.
09:35How many times?
09:37How many times?
09:39Morita's record is 22 times.
09:41Morita's record is 22 times.
09:43Morita's record is 22 times.
09:45That's a big difference.
09:47That's a big difference.
09:49That's a big difference.
09:51That's a big difference.
09:53Was it easy to do?
09:55Do you know why I run so fast?
09:57Do you know why I run so fast?
09:59I knew it.
10:01I knew it.
10:03Let's do it again.
10:05Let's do it again.