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00:01YTV, the next generation of creators will have a serious battle!
00:04Gaudi is here!
00:07The number of views and the number of Reavers will determine the number one project!
00:13This time, we have the director Kishimoto, who has been here for 9 years!
00:17This is a new kind of content. Please take a look!
00:30Room Share
00:50Is this your first time doing room share?
00:52Yes, this is my first time.
00:55Well, if the concept of a family home is different from the concept of room share,
00:59it means that this is my first time.
01:02Oh, it's different.
01:05This is my first time, too.
01:06Oh, really?
01:08What should I do?
01:10Should I introduce myself?
01:12Oh, yes.
01:13You are all doing some kind of creative activity, right?
01:16Yes, of course.
01:18After all, this is an artist room share house.
01:22This is a wonderful space to support young people who are doing creative activities.
01:28The rent is cheap and there is a lot of stimulation.
01:32Yasushigeki.
01:34That's exactly what Yasushi means.
01:37I'm Yasushi.
01:38Oh, did you start introducing yourself?
01:40Yes.
01:41Oh, you were already doing it.
01:42Yes.
01:43Oh, Yasushi.
01:44I'm Yasushi.
01:45Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot.
01:46There seems to be another person coming late.
01:48Oh, really?
01:49Let's introduce ourselves after that person comes.
01:51Yes, let's do that.
01:52All right.
01:56He's here.
01:57Yes.
02:02Nice to meet you.
02:03Nice to meet you, too.
02:04Please sit wherever you like.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:25I know it's sudden, but have you ever thought that you want to participate in the world of content?
02:33Today, that dream will come true.
02:37These four options are in front of you.
02:41Now, you can choose one of your favorite options and vote by using your mobile phone.
02:49The rabbit will act according to the most votes.
02:57In other words, you are the game masters of this content.
03:02Oh, excuse me.
03:04I'm the選択肢審査のラブおじさん.
03:11Ahem.
03:18Oh, it seems that the voting results have come out immediately.
03:23Here is the option that collected the most votes.
03:29It's a balance ball.
03:31I'm looking forward to seeing how it goes.
03:41Please sit wherever you like.
03:43Yes.
03:51Ouch! It's hot!
03:56This is not a balance ball.
03:59This is a hot iron ball.
04:05You don't even know my name!
04:11Game over.
04:20I forgot to tell you, but the title of this story is
04:25The Rabbit Who Dies Right After Four Options.
04:28The rabbit dies immediately for all reasons in the three-option story.
04:37As a game master, please make careful choices.
04:43Let's move on to the next option with the most votes.
04:47It's a giraffe.
04:52I'm looking forward to seeing how it goes.
05:03Please sit wherever you like.
05:06Please sit wherever you like.
05:13Is it okay to sit on the ground?
05:16It's the easiest to sit on the ground.
05:21Stage clear.
05:24It's okay to sit on the ground.
05:26Please sit wherever you like.
05:28Let's introduce ourselves.
05:32I'm a novelist.
05:35My name is Fuchigami.
05:38You're so cool.
05:40You're a novelist.
05:42You wrote so many characters by yourself.
05:45You're the single father of characters.
05:49You're the one who writes the most characters.
05:52I'm a musician.
05:55My name is Minami.
05:57Are you in a band?
05:58I'm not in a band.
06:01I'm a singer-songwriter.
06:05You're a singer-songwriter.
06:08You're so cool.
06:10You're the longest katakana I've ever heard in my life.
06:16You're the longest katakana I've ever heard in my life.
06:20You said you were in an artist room.
06:23I think your katakana is longer.
06:25I see.
06:26How long is your katakana?
06:28American hot dog.
06:30I think your katakana is longer.
06:33I'm a singer-songwriter.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:37Do you have a long hair?
06:39Yes.
06:40Do you have a long hair?
06:41Yes.
06:42I thought you don't have a long hair.
06:45I thought you don't have a long hair.
06:47I'm a rabbit.
06:48Now?
06:50Nice to meet you.
06:51Where did you introduce yourself?
06:52You're a rabbit.
06:54What kind of novel do you write?
06:56I do whatever I want.
06:59Recently, I picked up driftwood from the beach.
07:08I picked up driftwood from the beach.
07:10And I made furniture out of it.
07:12I made furniture out of it.
07:13I made furniture out of it.
07:15And I put it back to the beach.
07:18You put it back?
07:19Yes.
07:20You put furniture back?
07:21Yes.
07:23Let me show you my artwork.
07:35Everyone, it's time again.
07:39Please choose one of the four options in front of you.
07:44Please vote on your mobile phone.
07:48Did you notice?
07:50Rabbits lose their clothes every time they die.
07:55As a game master, please choose an option that rabbits don't die.
08:00Now, let's look at the most voted option.
08:04Here it is.
08:07It's D.
08:08It's D.
08:09It's D.
08:10I can't wait to see what will happen.
08:21Look.
08:24Is that a pigeon?
08:25Isn't it a real pigeon?
08:26I caught it at the entrance.
08:28Is it a pigeon?
08:29Is it a pigeon?
08:30Yes.
08:31It looks delicious.
08:32Look at it.
08:36You lick it.
08:37Do you lick a pigeon?
08:39Is it okay?
08:41You wet the pigeon.
08:42Do you wet a pigeon?
08:43You wet the pigeon.
08:45You wet it.
08:47You lick it.
08:48What kind of artwork is this?
08:49Look at it.
08:50You wet it.
08:55My heart hurts.
08:56What is this?
08:57Pigeons have a lot of germs.
08:59Why?
09:00Why?
09:01Why?
09:02Why?
09:03Why?
09:04Why?
09:05Why?
09:06Why?
09:07Why?
09:08Why?
09:09Why?
09:10Why?
09:11Why?
09:12Why?
09:13Why?
09:14Why?
09:15Why?
09:16Why?
09:17Why?
09:18Why?
09:19Why?
09:20Why?
09:21Why?
09:22Why?
09:23Why?
09:24Why?
09:25Why?
09:26Why?
09:27Why?
09:28Why?
09:31Let me show you my artwork.
09:34What artwork?
09:36Please.
09:38Let's have a look.
09:39Do you want to see my artwork?
09:40Of course.
09:41Great.
09:42Does anyone have one?
09:44The toaster is here.
09:46Yes.
09:47What are you doing?
09:49Look at this.
09:51What are you doing?
09:53Look at this.
09:55It's broken.
09:57It's all ruined.
09:59It's all broken.
10:01We are going to fix it with the glue.
10:05We are going to fix it back.
10:07Then we are going to put it back where it was.
10:17It's clear.
10:21I'm glad I came here.
10:23Arti Shigeki is amazing.
10:25Arti Shigeki?
10:27Arti Shigeki is amazing.
10:29There are many arts.
10:31What did you say?
10:33What did you say?
10:35Arti Shigeki is amazing.
10:37It's like Matsui Hideki.
10:39Arti Shigeki.
10:41It's similar.
10:43It's similar.
10:45I heard this from Oya.
10:47I heard this from Oya.
10:49The first rule is to focus on your work.
10:55The second rule is to share your work and live a normal life.
11:01Let's share our work.
11:05That's good.
11:07Sharing.
11:09This is not it.
11:10Buntan.
11:11Buntan.
11:12Buntan.
11:13It's like a loose character.
11:15Buntan.
11:16The story changes, but Buntan is like a loose character, isn't it?
11:21I said it.
11:22I said it.
11:23I said it.
11:24It was great.
11:25It was great.
11:26How do we decide?
11:27Let's split it up.
11:28Yes.
11:29Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
11:30Rock-paper-scissors.
11:31It's a tie.
11:32It's a tie.
11:33Let's do it.
11:34Let's do it.
11:35Actually, I have a good memory of rock-paper-scissors.
11:38Is that so?
11:39Do people say that?
11:40Recently, I developed a game called PEM.
11:45No, no, no, no.
11:47I want to challenge with this.
11:48No, no, no.
11:49You can't put out the original one.
11:50Don't worry.
11:51I'll give up to PA.
11:53What does that mean?
11:55It doesn't change.
11:56You'll lose.
11:57It's PEM.
11:58You can't add that on your own.
11:59It's PEM.
12:00Is it a living thing?
12:01It's PEM.
12:02Is PEM bad?
12:03Why is PEM okay?
12:04It's cool.
12:05There's no reason to say that.
12:06There's no reason to say that.
12:07Please don't say that.
12:08There's no PEM.
12:09There's no PEM.
12:10There's no PEM this time.
12:13I'm sorry.
12:14PEM.
12:15PEM.
12:16You're depressed.
12:17PEM.
12:18PEM.
12:19It's like a living thing.
12:20PEM.
12:21Can I have a moment?
12:36PEM, PEM.
12:47PEM.
12:48PEM.
12:49Um, it's been quiet for a while, hasn't it?
12:53Is that so?
12:54No, I mean, the silence...
12:57I'm Kichino Kichin!
12:59Kichino Kichin?
13:00No, I'm not excited!
13:02No, from now on...
13:03Let's get more excited!
13:04More?
13:05Yeah, like, play some music or something.
13:08Music...
13:09Oh, then I have some music I recommend.
13:13Oh, really?
13:14Please wait a moment.
13:15Oh, I'm counting on you.
13:17I'm sorry, but I'm a singer-songwriter.
13:19Oh, I see.
13:20I thought it wasn't you.
13:22You're not in a band, are you?
13:24I'm Yasushi.
13:25You're not in a band?
13:26I'm a singer-songwriter.
13:29What? What? What?
13:31What? What? What?
13:32What? What?
13:33Are you okay?
13:34What is this?
13:35Yasushi, what is this?
13:36Music!
13:37Music!
13:40I'm singing!
13:47Game over.
14:00Not music.
14:01What do you mean by music?
14:03Can I take a moment?
14:05Yes, sure.
14:10I knew it.
14:12ステージクリア!
14:42No, it's my fault that I lost.
14:46No, no, no, but...
14:48I'm really happy about this.
14:50This is big.
14:51But this is not good.
14:55Is it elegant?
14:57Am I elegant?
14:59You don't always have to be elegant, Mr. Yasushi.
15:02It's elegant.
15:03Is it elegant?
15:04But this is a bit...
15:06No, no, no, it can't be helped.
15:08The first rule is to devote yourself to creative activities.
15:13You can't do this anymore, Mr. Uchigami.
15:15I can do it.
15:17It's a novel.
15:18I can do it in my head.
15:19That's not true.
15:21I can do it.
15:22I said I don't have any grudges.
15:24Especially for me, fieldwork is tough.
15:28But if it's a novel, I can do it in my head in my free time.
15:31I don't understand your creative activities!
15:34Mr. Uchigami!
15:36You broke the rules and put it back!
15:38What's so funny?
15:40It's art.
15:42You broke the rules and put it back!
15:46It's illegal!
15:56Everyone, this is a difficult situation.
15:59But everyone, don't worry.
16:02There is an option for the rabbit to survive.
16:06Please choose the option right now with your mobile phone.
16:12Let's look at the option with the most votes.
16:16Here it is.
16:19It's the all-out chimpanzee of D.
16:22I'm looking forward to what kind of ending this will be.
16:27It's illegal!
16:44Mr. Rabbit!
16:51Game over.
16:54Game over.
17:08It's illegal!
17:13Sushi!
17:15Sushi!
17:23It's cheap.
17:25Mr. Rabbit!
17:27Mr. Rabbit!
17:29Thank you very much!
17:34Stage clear.
17:36Mr. Uchigami, please calm down.
17:38Please calm down.
17:43You were so scared.
17:46You were so scared.
17:48You were so scared.
17:50I'm glad.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:54Let's get along from now on.
17:58I'm sorry for being so harsh.
18:00When you face death, you will repent.
18:03Let's get along from now on.
18:06If that's the case, let's all...
18:12Let's get along from now on.
18:15Let's get along from now on.
18:21Chimpanzee of D
18:25Chimpanzee of D
18:30Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit.
18:33Mr. Rabbit...
18:35Mr. Rabbit...
18:36I
19:06Don't know
19:12Clear
19:29Hey
19:36Yo, yo yo yo yo, no ha
19:39Yes, no
19:41Oh
19:45A taxi tonight in a certain moment this could do more
19:49To that of
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22:04What's up
22:13Digital
22:35No, no, I'm just you know, I'm just you know, I'm just
22:44It's not a sin of all the way just a little bit. I'm just gonna put it on
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26:34Don't know how to do it. I'm gonna miss you. I got that. I'm a mushroom
26:43Mishra me and I own you
26:47Yes, I didn't mean that. I'm gonna miss you. I got that. I'm gonna miss you