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00:00I'm tired. How many interviews did I get today?
00:08It's rare to have a chance to talk to a teacher in a press conference.
00:13By the way, we have another interview request next week.
00:18How about Saturday?
00:20I have an exam at a children's school on Saturday, so it's hard.
00:25Then I'll tell you the location on another day.
00:28Isn't it better to do it remotely?
00:30It's a face-to-face interview.
00:33Really?
00:35Excuse me.
00:37You're Yukie Miyashiro, the novelist, right?
00:42Yes.
00:43I knew it.
00:44Excuse me, I'm a big fan of yours.
00:50Your work is very interesting.
00:57Two months ago, I read your novel for the first time.
01:02I fell in love with it and read it dozens of times.
01:07In two months?
01:08Yes.
01:09That's a great pace.
01:10I can't stop when I get into it.
01:14You bought a new book, right?
01:16I thought I'd read it here, but you were there, so I was surprised.
01:23Can I sit next to you?
01:26Yes.
01:27Please continue your work.
01:28Yes.
01:29I'm sorry I'm late.
01:40I'll read it.
01:42It's funny.
01:43What is this?
01:44Oh, I know.
01:45This is the silence of the northern country.
01:47I'm looking forward to this the most.
01:49Let's go.
01:51It's funny.
01:52What is this?
01:54Oh, I know.
01:56This is the silence of the northern country.
01:59I'm looking forward to this the most.
02:02Let's go.
02:12It's funny.
02:14What is this setting?
02:16I can't come up with this.
02:19I'll read it again.
02:20Wait a minute.
02:23What are you doing?
02:25I'm reading.
02:27Reading?
02:28Yes.
02:29I can read.
02:31So you've been reading all my works?
02:36Of course.
02:37Of course?
02:38I've read more than 80 books in the past two months.
02:4180 books in two months?
02:43Yes.
02:44What was the best part of the silence of the northern country?
02:48Speaking of silence of the northern country,
02:51it's the scene where the red apple appears at the beginning of the second chapter.
02:55It's a beautiful logic.
03:02You're a genius.
03:04You're the only one in Japan who can draw this.
03:09Don't react.
03:10She recommended this to me.
03:13The Japanese who saved Detroit.
03:16It's a set of three volumes.
03:18Yes.
03:19This work has laughter and tears.
03:22It's not an exaggeration to say that it's the best work.
03:25I'm reading it with my blood, sweat, and tears.
03:29I'm looking forward to it.
03:31Wait a minute.
03:34No one reads this book like that.
03:38I'm really looking forward to it.
03:39Don't do that.
03:41I don't like that.
03:46I don't like that.
03:52It's funny.
03:53You're amazing.
03:56Can you shut up?
03:59I'm immersed in this book.
04:03Why does it take longer to immerse than to read?
04:17Let's go to Shinkan with this momentum.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20Please forgive me.
04:21It's a work that took three years to draft and two years to write.
04:26It's a work that took a long time to draw.
04:30You're amazing.
04:31You're amazing.
04:33It took five years.
04:35I'm really looking forward to it.
04:36You're amazing.
04:38Wait a minute.
04:43It took five years and five seconds.
04:47I see.
04:48I understand.
04:49It's funny.
04:52Please be careful.
04:53Don't say thank you.
04:55Even if you say that after reading it like that, it doesn't make sense.
04:58Your novel is amazing.
05:01I can read it quickly.
05:03It's too quick.
05:04What do you think of it?
05:06This Parapara novel...
05:08Parapara novel?
05:10Did you say Parapara novel?
05:12Parapara novel?
05:13Yes.
05:14Did you watch the original movie?
05:16Yes.
05:17Did you watch the original movie?
05:18Did you watch the original movie?
05:19Yes.
05:20I watched it five times faster.
05:21Did you watch it five times faster?
05:22Did you watch it five times faster?
05:23I can read it at once.
05:25At once?
05:26I'm in trouble because there are more people like you these days.
05:30You use the opportunity to digest the content.
05:34You can watch a lot of content if you make good use of your time.
05:39I'll tell you this.
05:40I watch everything.
05:42Everything?
05:43I watch movies, sports, and books at once.
05:47At once?
05:48Yes.
05:49I watched the World Cup in the preliminary round.
05:53Is it okay to watch it in the preliminary round?
05:55It was interesting.
05:56Cuba vs Guatemala.
05:58Which team are you watching?
05:59Which team are you watching?
06:00What are you watching?
06:01I don't watch TV in real time.
06:04What?
06:05I can't double the speed even if I watch it in real time.
06:07When the TV show is over, the article will be published on the Internet.
06:10You're saying something amazing.
06:11I also watched the King of Conte contest on the Internet.
06:16I think you should definitely watch it.
06:17King of Conte?
06:18Why don't you know?
06:19I think you should definitely watch it.
06:21By the way, do you have the manuscript of the next work?
06:26I have it.
06:28You have it?
06:29Wait a minute.
06:30Wait a minute.
06:32Please.
06:33I have it.
06:34Please let me read it.
06:35What are you talking about?
06:36Of course you can't read it.
06:37I'll read it in a moment.
06:39I don't like that.
06:40I'll read it in two seconds.
06:41I don't like that.
06:43I can read all of your works.
06:46But I read them carefully.
06:48What kind of appeal is that?
06:49I don't like that at all.
06:51Please let me read your works.
06:53What kind of appeal is that?
06:55I can't stand it anymore.
06:56Wait a minute.
06:57You can't do that.
06:58What are you doing?
06:59You can't do that.
07:01You can't do that.
07:05It's a manuscript, so it's hard to read.
07:08Let's publish it as a manuscript next time.
07:10You can't do that.
07:12Why?
07:13You can't do that.
07:14I'm sorry, Sawaguchi.
07:16I have to go to my son's school.
07:18I'll leave it to you.
07:19Wait a minute.
07:20Can you give me some data?
07:22Wait a minute.
07:23Wait a minute.
07:24Wait a minute.
07:25You can't do that.
07:27You can't do that.
07:28I almost finished reading it.
07:29Did you finish reading it?
07:30Yes, I did.
07:31It wasn't interesting at all.
07:33Don't say that.
07:35I'm glad you didn't read it.
07:37I'm working hard to write it.
07:42It's so slow.
07:45Is there anything good in writing so fast?
07:50I don't know.
07:57Is that all?
07:59It's like Yamada-chan.
08:15It's like Yamada-chan.
08:38This is Kouki's mother.
08:40Hello.
08:41Come in.
08:43I'm sorry to bother you.
08:45No problem.
08:46Kouki always takes care of me.
08:48I'm grateful to all the staff.
08:51I'm sorry to bother you.
08:53Thank you very much.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55I'm here today to talk about Kouki's grades.
08:59Okay.
09:00This is Kouki Miyashiro, a 6th grader.
09:05Yes.
09:06I'm Kouki's mother.
09:08It's been half a year since Kouki joined this school.
09:11I think his grades haven't improved much.
09:15I see.
09:17His current grade is 2.
09:222 in half a year?
09:24I think 2 in half a year is a little low.
09:29Low grade?
09:31Yes.
09:32He pays 100,000 yen a month.
09:34I think it's too low to pay 100,000 yen.
09:39Pay 100,000 yen?
09:41He doesn't get a good grade.
09:44I think he's underestimating the users.
09:48Excuse me.
09:49Do you think our school is a game app?
09:55I think so.
09:56You think so?
09:58I think it's too low to pay 100,000 yen.
10:03I think it's because Kouki worked hard.
10:07If you don't work hard, your grades won't improve.
10:10Is it because of the management?
10:12I don't think so.
10:13I don't think so.
10:15I see.
10:16You're just a claimer.
10:19I'm just telling you to raise the welcome rate.
10:23We only have one seasonal event.
10:26Seasonal event?
10:27What is a seasonal event?
10:29It's been a long time since the big summer seasonal event.
10:32It's like a writing class.
10:34Don't tell me it's a seasonal event.
10:36Recently, good teachers don't show up.
10:38So the students don't show up as well.
10:40It's hard to understand.
10:41It's like a game app.
10:43It's like a roundabout.
10:45But he works hard.
10:47In the school test the other day,
10:49he said his friend who didn't go to school had better grades.
10:52That's possible.
10:54He was angry at Kouki.
10:55Don't lose to Muka Kinzen.
10:57You shouldn't have said that.
10:58I used to go to Shonen Soccer.
11:00But I couldn't get good at soccer.
11:03So I borrowed money from my coach.
11:05And I became a regular.
11:07That's just cheating.
11:08That's a waste of money.
11:10No, I didn't cheat.
11:12You can't become a regular by cheating.
11:14Today, look.
11:15Is that so?
11:16That's right.
11:17What?
11:18You borrowed money from me?
11:20It's rude not to borrow money.
11:22I didn't do anything.
11:23Everything is about borrowing and returning money.
11:28I've been doing that all my life.
11:30All your life?
11:31When I was in my 20s, I borrowed money from my face.
11:34You got plastic surgery.
11:35As a result, I'm popular.
11:37That's right.
11:39My husband also borrows money from me.
11:42He borrows money from me.
11:44He's my boyfriend.
11:45You follow him around a lot.
11:47What?
11:48I also use Instagram.
11:49When I want a like, I borrow money from a high brand.
11:52I take a picture and give it to him.
11:54He gives me a like.
11:55You're full of greed.
11:57I don't like this kind of woman.
11:59You've been thinking about returning money all the time.
12:03I have experience of returning money.
12:07You have experience of returning money.
12:09For example, I went to Shinjuku.
12:12I want Shinjuku-style return money.
12:15I go into the building and get involved with people.
12:20Is that a return?
12:22I'm borrowing money to go to Shinjuku.
12:24That's ridiculous.
12:25I'm borrowing money.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27You shouldn't do that.
12:28Life is a series of repayments and repayments.
12:31You should repay me as a manager.
12:33You're paying me 100,000 yen.
12:35No, no, no.
12:36It's been two and a half years.
12:37The return rate is low.
12:39If you don't repay me this month, I'll give you a 5% discount.
12:42As a manager, it's natural to be called garbage management.
12:45That's enough.
12:48Are you worried about education?
12:51No matter what kind of student I am,
12:54I teach with all my heart, passion, and soul.
13:02There is no difference between a student with poor grades and a student with good grades.
13:10I want all my students to be happy.
13:17Can you call me a parent who can't think of anything but good feelings like a game app?
13:29Is that all?
13:31What?
13:33Is that all you have to say about me?
13:36Is the return rate low?
13:37What?
13:38I was surprised.
13:39I was wondering if there was a good return because I made such a claim.
13:42It's a shallow story.
13:43Is the return rate low?
13:44No, no, no.
13:45I'm borrowing money.
13:46I'm borrowing money, but the return rate is low.
13:48No, no, no.
13:49Management is garbage.
13:50Mom.
13:51I understand.
13:52I'll write it in my mouth.
13:53Wait a minute.
13:54I was surprised.
13:55No, no, no.
13:56School is not a school.
13:57It's a business.
13:58Yes.
13:59There are customers.
14:00If you get a complaint, you'll respond to it.
14:02As a manager, it's natural.
14:03No, no, no.
14:04The user is angry.
14:05No, no, no.
14:06It's natural to be called garbage management.
14:07Why can't you do that?
14:09There's a story like that.
14:10Can I talk to you?
14:11Mom.
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15:08Beef.
15:15Oh, my God.
15:18I thought I'd get a good grade if I paid for it.
15:22What's that?
15:23In the end, I did it when I was a drop.
15:28But I'm done with my work today.
15:32I have free time from now on.
15:36Oh, my God.
15:37It's already this time.
15:38There's a new tenant coming in today.
15:47I'm in a hurry.
16:08Hello.
16:11Is this your first time today?
16:13That's right.
16:14I'm Momo, the representative of this episode.
16:18You can call me Momo.
16:22Nice to meet you.
16:23Sit down.
16:25I'm Hasunuma.
16:27I'm usually a salaryman.
16:29I'm usually a salaryman.
16:30I don't usually work, but I'm free to do this in the back.
16:36It's important to switch on and off.
16:39Where are the other members?
16:41Where are the other members?
16:43Oh, Nishi.
16:44Nice to meet you.
16:46I told you to prepare a woman, but you didn't come at all.
16:49I'm really sorry.
16:50You said you were free, didn't you?
16:52I was free today, too.
16:53You said you were free, didn't you?
16:55I'm sorry.
16:57That's all you do.
16:59I'll definitely prepare a woman next time.
17:00If you don't prepare a woman next time, I'll go to the left.
17:03That's all.
17:04I'll go to the left.
17:05That's all.
17:06That's all.
17:07That's all.
17:11Excuse me.
17:14Is this a gathering of vegans today?
17:19I'm sorry.
17:20I didn't think you were a vegan.
17:22He's a vegan.
17:24I don't eat meat or fish.
17:26I don't eat any animal products.
17:30That's why we're vegans.
17:35Are there any vegans like this?
17:38I'm not good at this.
17:41I'm a vegan.
17:42Did you say, I'm a vegan?
17:43I'm a vegan.
17:44It's hard.
17:45I'm a vegan.
17:46I'm a vegan.
17:47I'm a vegan.
17:51How long have you been a vegan?
17:54It's been about a month since last month.
17:57I've been a vegan for 10 years.
17:59If you don't understand, ask me anything.
18:01Have you been a vegan for 10 years?
18:02I've been a vegan for 10 years.
18:03Why did you decide to become a vegan?
18:06I was inspired by the saying,
18:08there is no right to use animals for human desires.
18:12I get it.
18:13I want to be kind to nature and animals.
18:15I get it.
18:17There weren't many vegans around.
18:19I thought there might be some, so I decided to join this show.
18:22Then you're very lucky.
18:24Our show is very funny.
18:28Everyone is very funny.
18:31Well, I'm the funniest.
18:35That's true.
18:36That's not true.
18:37I'm a vegan.
18:38I can't watch it.
18:39I'm a vegan.
18:40You should stop saying, I'm a vegan.
18:42I'm a vegan.
18:43I'm a vegan.
18:44I'm a vegan.
18:45Excuse me, how many members are there in this show?
18:48Members?
18:49There are about 20 people like us.
18:5220 people?
18:53Yes.
18:54What kind of group is that?
18:55They're all funny.
18:56Are you really a vegan?
18:57Why are you doubting me?
19:00It says I'm a vegan.
19:01I got it.
19:02This one too.
19:03It's tough.
19:04Oh, right.
19:05If you're going to be a vegan,
19:07there's a shop I want you to remember.
19:09Do you know a shop called San Prite in Daikanyama?
19:12No, I don't know.
19:13The taste and texture of the soy meat here is almost like meat.
19:17Almost like meat?
19:19The reproduction is amazing.
19:21Do you want to eat meat?
19:22Of course.
19:24Meat was very delicious.
19:28I've been a vegan for 10 years,
19:30but I still can't remember the taste of meat.
19:32It's always close.
19:33Always?
19:34Yes.
19:3510 years.
19:36Recently, I wanted to eat meat so much that I bit my finger unconsciously.
19:39You're in the middle of a war.
19:40You're in the middle of a war.
19:41Seriously.
19:42But the reason why I bite my finger is because I'm not killing animals as a vegan.
19:46Okay.
19:47It's out of the question.
19:49If I bite my finger.
19:50You're in trouble, too.
19:51It's my second year as a vegan.
19:53I've been dreaming of meat for a week.
19:56What's wrong with these guys?
19:57So...
19:58You're not normal.
19:59At that time, you should have said,
20:00Don't bite your finger.
20:01Don't bite your finger.
20:02Don't bite it.
20:03Don't bite it.
20:04It's hard to tell the texture.
20:06It's hard to tell the texture.
20:07It's hard to tell the texture.
20:08I'm afraid of my eyes.
20:09Don't do that.
20:10Don't do that.
20:11There's no such word.
20:12Look at this.
20:13Look at this.
20:14Wait a minute.
20:15This is an animal skin.
20:16No.
20:17It looks like crocodile skin.
20:18You can see it, right?
20:19Fake leather.
20:20What?
20:21Don't you want to wear it?
20:22Fake leather.
20:24Do you think crocodile skin is cool?
20:26Of course.
20:27Of course.
20:28Crocodile skin is cool.
20:30It's luxurious.
20:32But you can't kill a crocodile.
20:34That's why it's fake leather.
20:37That's a bad way to say it.
20:39It's dangerous.
20:40It's not dangerous.
20:41So let's get along with us today.
20:45Right?
20:46Right?
20:47I'm sorry.
20:48I'm sorry.
20:49I'm fine.
20:50I'm going home.
20:51What?
20:52Someone's coming.
20:58I can't repeat that I'm a vegan.
21:00Everyone is a sappy vegan.
21:02I'll firing vegans.
21:04I want to see a vegan.
21:06I want to see a vegan.
21:08You are disgusting, old and old.
21:10You are disgusting, old and old.
21:12You are disgusting, old and old.
21:13Tomorrow I'll kick you out!
21:14You can kick me out.
21:16You can kick me out!
21:18But what?
21:19You were a vegan just to show off, weren't you?
21:24It doesn't matter what kind of people are vegans.
21:26It doesn't matter what kind of ugly people are vegans.
21:29But if you're a vegan because of those people,
21:34it means you were a vegan just to show off.
21:38I will never eat animals.
21:41I will never kill animals.
21:44If you're going to kill us just because we're ugly,
21:48it means you were a vegan just to show off.
21:52You're talking nonsense.
21:54What?
21:55Don't use vegans just to show off.
21:58You're talking nonsense.
22:01I'm sorry.
22:02What are you going to do now?
22:04I'm sorry.
22:07I will continue to be a vegan.
22:09Really?
22:10I'm sorry.
22:11You can't do it with a good heart.
22:13I understand now.
22:15I understand.
22:18Let's celebrate the birth of a new vegan.
22:23Let's celebrate the birth of a new vegan.
22:30I don't like this feeling.
22:32Happy birthday to you.
22:34Birthday?
22:35The birth of a vegan.
22:37Okay, okay.
22:38I'm sorry.
22:39It's okay.
22:40I'm sorry.
22:41It's okay.
22:42It's okay.
22:43It's okay.
22:44That's right.
22:45If you want to drink with us,
22:46remember this.
22:47What?
22:48Look at me.
22:49Look at me.
22:50Do you eat cows?
22:51No, I don't.
22:52Do you eat pigs?
22:54No, I don't.
22:55Do you eat birds?
22:56No, I don't.
22:57But do you drink?
22:59I drink until morning.
23:00Ikki!
23:01Ikki!
23:02Ikki!
23:03Ikki!
23:04Ikki!
23:05Ikki!
23:06Ikki!
23:07Ikki!
23:08Ikki!
23:09Ikki!
23:10Ikki!
23:11Ikki!
23:12Ikki!
23:13Ikki!
23:14Ikki!
23:15Party vegan Ikki.
23:16Not that.
23:17Huh?
23:18Party vegan Ikki.
23:19Party vegan?
23:20Party vegan.
23:21Party vegan.
23:22Party vegan.
23:23Party vegan like party people?
23:26Oh, yeah.
23:27Hasono, do you do hip hop?
23:29A little.
23:30Really?
23:31I wrote a rap called Vegan Spirits.
23:33Huh?
23:34Listen to it.
23:35Sounds crazy.
23:36Really?
23:37Yes!
23:38Yes!
23:39Yes!
23:40Yes!
23:41Damn.
23:42Do I have to listen to this?
23:43Huh?
23:44We are vegan.
23:45If you eat meat, you'll get liver cancer.
23:47If you kill animals, you'll feel sorry for them.
23:50What do you think of that way of life?
23:54Woo!
23:57It's time to go to hell.
23:59Really.
24:00You're the weirdest.
24:01Really.
24:02As a being.
24:03Vegan is good.
24:04Even if you throw away your wallet, you can't throw away your bag.
24:05We are vegan.
24:06That's lame.
24:07What did you just say?
24:08High speed rap.
24:09That's tough.
24:10High speed rap.
24:11Grandpa, grandma, sister, vegan, dad, mom, no vegan.
24:14That's lame.
24:16You shouldn't do that.
24:17Oh, right.
24:18What?
24:19There's a competition only for vegans.
24:21You can't participate.
24:22I can't participate.
24:23What did you just say?
24:24A competition only for vegans.
24:25A competition only for vegans.
24:26It's okay.
24:27All the contestants are vegan.
24:28Okay.
24:29Not a single one of them has animal protein.
24:31All of them are weak.
24:33What kind of competition is that?
24:34It's okay.
24:35What?
24:36The one with the least amount of veganism wins.
24:37Is that so?
24:38The one who still has animals in his body.
24:40You really shouldn't say that.
24:42You really shouldn't say that.
24:43It's not about the weight.
24:44It's about the number of vegans.
24:47That's a weird competition.
24:48You should participate.
24:49No, I don't want to participate.
24:51I'll pass.
24:52I'm sorry.
24:53What is he?
24:54He's a fat guy who eats a lot of meat.
24:57What?
24:58He's that fat?
24:59I'm a vegan fat guy.
25:00Don't call me that.
25:01Hase no Mago,
25:02I think it's better to change the way vegans think.
25:06I think it's better to update it.
25:09What I'm trying to say is that
25:12you shouldn't kill animals,
25:14but you can eat meat.
25:17What do you mean?
25:18You can eat meat.
25:19Do you understand?
25:20So, you don't kill animals,
25:22but you can eat meat.
25:24What are you talking about?
25:25I feel sorry for the animals.
25:27I'm sorry.
25:28You mean you can make meat from scratch?
25:30Humans can't make animals from scratch.
25:32Are you a psychopath?
25:34How do you eat meat without killing it?
25:36I don't know.
25:39But I want to eat meat.
25:41That's too much.
25:43What's wrong with you?
25:45What?
25:46You're weird.
25:47What?
25:48You're weird.
25:49Stop it.
25:50You're weird.
25:51Stop it.
25:52You're weird.
25:53Stop it.
25:55You're too weak.
25:57You're too weak because you don't eat meat.
26:00Don't mess with me.
26:02I'm not messing with you.
26:03What are you doing?
26:04You're too weak.
26:05You're too weak.
26:07What's going on?
26:10Let me help you.
26:12I can't help it.
26:14Don't do that.
26:16Eat this.
26:19I'll make you rich.
26:20This is not for you.
26:21Eat this.
26:25It's a bomb.
26:27You're a vegan.
26:31Stop eating meat.
26:35What a bunch of weirdos.
26:40But I didn't know there were people like this.
26:43It doesn't matter what kind of guy is vegan.
26:46It doesn't matter what kind of ugly guy is vegan.
26:49It's the age of diversity.
26:54Oh, it's from Director Hatakeyama.
26:56Yoshikawa didn't send us any documents, but do you know anything?
27:00We need to get this over with as soon as possible.
27:02What should I do?
27:05I have to send it.
27:07Yoshikawa...
27:09Wait a minute.
27:11It's already 11 p.m.
27:13I don't think I can get in touch with him at this hour.
27:18Should I call him tomorrow?
27:32Yoshikawa
27:47Hey, Yoshikawa.
27:52Hey, Yoshikawa.
27:54Did you put that label there?
27:58Yes, I did.
28:00I want you to write on the plastic that you want to throw it away after you clean it.
28:05Otherwise, I can't recycle it.
28:08I'm sorry. I didn't notice.
28:11You don't have to apologize.
28:13I'm not mad at you.
28:18What's wrong?
28:20I'm sorry.
28:22It may be a trivial matter, but I was a little worried about something.
28:29Actually, I have a complex about my academic background.
28:33Everyone in this company has a good academic background.
28:37But I'm the only one who goes to a university that no one knows about.
28:41In addition, I was in prison for four years to get into that university.
28:45Don't you mind?
28:47Not at all.
28:49But you laugh, don't you?
28:51Not at all.
28:53I don't laugh or be surprised at people's minorities or weaknesses.
28:59There are so many people in the world.
29:02Can I ask you another question?
29:05Of course.
29:07Actually, I have a complex about my appearance.
29:11I had a nose job when I was in college.
29:16Don't you mind?
29:18Not at all.
29:21I worked at a cabaret club to make a living.
29:27Don't you mind?
29:29Not at all.
29:34I was a little short of money, so I started gambling.
29:38Don't you mind?
29:40Not at all.
29:43I got caught up in gambling and now I have a debt of 2 million yen.
29:49Don't you mind?
29:51Not at all.
29:53I thought so.
29:55You've been pushing yourself, haven't you?
29:58What?
30:00You've been trying to get out of harassment, haven't you?
30:04What?
30:06I see.
30:08I have 8 matching apps.
30:12Don't you mind?
30:14Not at all.
30:16I thought so.
30:188 apps.
30:20Don't you mind?
30:22What?
30:23Don't make that face.
30:25What?
30:26Don't make that face.
30:28I'll ask you anything.
30:30I see.
30:32This is a picture of me when I was in college.
30:36What?
30:41What's wrong with this?
30:42You're amazing.
30:44On the contrary, you're amazing.
30:46What's wrong?
30:47When I look at this, I think,
30:49Wow, you're so fat.
30:51You're amazing.
30:54I think I was a little chubby.
30:56Wow.
30:58Risk hedging is so cruel.
31:01I don't know.
31:03I'll tell you.
31:05I'm hitting on celebrities on the Internet.
31:09Wow.
31:11I'm making money on YouTube by making short animations of my daily life.
31:17Wow.
31:19I don't know which company's president is.
31:21I'm applying to all the companies that give me a million yen.
31:25You should apply.
31:27You should apply.
31:28It's a time of diversity now.
31:31Don't be afraid of the times.
31:33It's a time of diversity now.
31:37It's a time of diversity now.
31:39Don't push me.
31:44I'm just doing my best.
31:47I'm just doing my best.
31:48I'm just doing my best.
31:51I'm just doing my best.
31:53But that's the reason why I'm being criticized.
31:59If you think about it, it's best to be honest.
32:05It's scary.
32:08But there is a possibility that you'll be criticized.
32:12So, I record everything when I talk to you.
32:18It's disgusting.
32:20I don't say anything.
32:22I'm like, what's wrong?
32:23It's disgusting.
32:24It's disgusting.
32:25It's disgusting.
32:26It's disgusting.
32:27It's disgusting.
32:28It's disgusting.
32:29It's disgusting.
32:30It's disgusting.
32:31It's disgusting.
32:32It's disgusting.
32:33It's disgusting.
32:34It's disgusting.
32:35It's disgusting.
32:36It's disgusting.
32:37It's disgusting.
32:38It's disgusting.
32:39It's disgusting.
32:40It's disgusting.
32:41It's disgusting.
32:42It's disgusting.
32:43It's disgusting.
32:44It's disgusting.
32:45It's disgusting.
32:46It's disgusting.
32:47It's disgusting.
32:48It's disgusting.
32:49It's disgusting.
32:50It's disgusting.
32:51It's disgusting.
32:52It's disgusting.
32:53Who wrote this?
32:55Do you know?
32:57No.
32:58It's not me.
33:00Who is it?
33:01Don't come.
33:05I'm sorry.
33:07Not at all.
33:09I feel like I hit you.
33:13Monster.
33:15I'm sorry.
33:22I did it.
33:24I can work with Yukie Miyashiro now.
33:28I wonder what kind of suit and make-up I will wear when I take the interview.
33:40It's influenced by Ms. Miyashiro.
33:43We're all looking for a Literature Club member.
33:45I'm happy for you, but...
33:47There's no one in the Manga Club.
33:49Well, I don't want Mihara to come.
33:54Come in.
33:55Excuse me.
33:57Oh, excuse me.
33:59I'm Eri Yoshikawa. I'm looking for a Literature Club member.
34:02Nice to meet you.
34:04Please, have a seat.
34:07Excuse me.
34:08I'm Sawaguchi from the Literature Club.
34:10You're 28 years old.
34:13You used to work in the IT industry.
34:17It's different from publishing, isn't it?
34:19Yes, it is.
34:20I got a job, and I've been doing pretty well.
34:26But I thought life was boring.
34:29So I decided to work in my favorite publishing industry.
34:34I love Miyashiro-sensei's works.
34:37So I applied for this job.
34:42I have a few questions.
34:45I know this industry is tough, but is it okay?
34:49Yes, I think it's okay.
34:51I'm an ISFP.
34:54I-I-I-S?
34:56Yes, so it's okay.
34:57I see.
34:59I-I-I-S...
35:00It's a personality test.
35:03You have to answer a few questions.
35:05You have to find out which of the 16 types you are.
35:09It's written on the entry sheet.
35:12Is that so?
35:13Yes.
35:14You need communication skills to work with writers and writers.
35:22Is that okay?
35:23Yes, I think it's okay.
35:25I'm an N-type with a high NP.
35:27An N-type with a high NP?
35:29I'm an N-type with a high NP.
35:31What?
35:33I'm an Ego-gram.
35:34Ego-gram?
35:35Yes.
35:36I categorize my actions by N, P, C, and P.
35:41I'm an N-type, so I have high communication skills.
35:44You should say that.
35:46It's more convincing to be categorized objectively.
35:49Convincing?
35:50Is Ego-gram famous?
35:53It's not famous.
35:54Is that so?
35:55I've never seen anyone actually do it.
35:56Are you kidding?
35:58I thought it was there.
35:59I thought it was there.
36:00This industry requires you to work until late at night.
36:05Is that okay?
36:06Yes, it's okay.
36:07I'm a guest.
36:09A guest?
36:10I'm a guest at a family restaurant.
36:12A guest at a family restaurant?
36:13That's right.
36:13I categorize my working hours at a family restaurant.
36:18If I'm at Saizeriya, I work until 11 o'clock.
36:19If I'm a guest, I work 24 hours a day.
36:22You're amazing.
36:24Is there such a thing?
36:26I say it myself.
36:28Really?
36:29You can't do that.
36:31I can't do that.
36:32You're a great talent.
36:35I'll support you.
36:36Let's ask him some questions.
36:38What is your goal in this job?
36:41Well...
36:43I want to be a NOMO.
36:44NOMO?
36:44NOMO HIDEO.
36:45You want to try various things, right?
36:48I said NOMO HIDEO.
36:50If you say so, I'll go with NOMO KAZU.
36:53KAZU?
36:54MIURA KAZU.
36:55You want to work as much as you can, right?
36:58What do you mean?
37:00I want to work as a NOMO KAZU.
37:03What are you talking about?
37:05You want to work as much as you can, right?
37:10You're amazing.
37:12Why do you understand me so much?
37:14I don't understand you.
37:15Don't be irritated.
37:16I want to tell you clearly.
37:19I don't understand you even if you tell me with a symbol.
37:22I don't care about your personality.
37:25I don't care about your passion.
37:26If you don't tell me your feelings, it's meaningless.
37:29You're not a robot.
37:33I have feelings, too.
37:36What?
37:37I want to be a NOMO KAZU.
37:40That's good.
37:41Tell me your feelings.
37:43If I join NOMO KAZU, I'll be a NOMO KAZU.
37:45I won't lose to anyone.
37:47I passed the interview.
37:51I passed the interview.
37:55If I lose to you, I'll be a NOMO KAZU.
38:00That's too bad.
38:02I don't want to hear that.
38:04You'll be a NOMO KAZU.
38:06Or I'll be a NOMO KAZU in 1998.
38:08You like NOMO KAZU.
38:10You like NOMO KAZU in the French World Cup.
38:13You're annoying.
38:15I understand.
38:17If you say so, I'll be a NOMO KAZU.
38:20That's enough.
38:21What is a tattoo?
38:23It's a tattoo of two Russian women.
38:28That's right.
38:29It's not a tattoo.
38:31It has nothing to do with categorization.
38:34What is this?
38:35It's a very good talent.
38:37SAWAGUCHI, you like old topics.
38:39Right?
38:42I understand.
38:46Is this okay?
38:49Maki.
38:50I knew it.
38:52It's Maki Seichiro, who won the German World Cup.
38:58I think it's okay to pass.
39:00I don't think so.
39:01Shut up.
39:03Don't make me angry.
39:08He's a newbie.
39:10I thought he was good.
39:13Is this Sunday open?
39:16Sunday?
39:17Yes.
39:19What?
39:20No.
39:21It's open.
39:23The commander is taking care of you.
39:25There is a party.
39:27Do you want to come?
39:28What party?
39:31It's definitely a suspicious party.
39:33Let's go.
39:34Do you want to protect the law?
39:35Of course.
39:37A few days later.
39:44I didn't expect you to come.
39:48I thought this shape was good.
39:51Right?
39:52I thought you would bring a girl, but you brought a man.
39:57I'm sorry.
39:59But I'm interested in veganism.
40:02The world is small.
40:06This is a colleague.
40:08This is an editor and a fan of a novelist.
40:13The teacher is my mother.
40:17That's amazing.
40:19How are you?
40:21I'm in a slump.
40:24Let's make a line group.
40:26I want to contact the next party.
40:29I'm sorry.
40:31I'm a digital detox.
40:35I don't have a smartphone.
40:37Digital detox?
40:39You live without a smartphone, right?
40:41Yes.
40:42By distancing yourself from that, you can reduce stress from SNS and LINE.
40:47Let's invite a group.
40:50You can join us later.
40:52I don't have a smartphone.
40:55Do you usually use a model phone?
40:57I don't have a smartphone or a model phone.
41:01You don't have a smartphone or a model phone?
41:04It's been a long time.
41:06It's been about 5 years.
41:085 years?
41:10You don't have a smartphone or a model phone?
41:12I used to depend on my smartphone.
41:16I knew the word digital detox at the right time.
41:22I fell in love with it.
41:24What should I do when I contact you?
41:27I'll tell you my address.
41:29You can get a letter or come to my house.
41:33Why do you have to do that?
41:35If you contact me, I'll tell you.
41:37How do you tell me?
41:39When I'm at work, I'll tell you directly.
41:41Other than that, I'll send you a letter or come to your house.
41:44It's the same.
41:46But you use a computer at work, right?
41:49I don't use a computer.
41:51What do you do with your manuscript?
41:53I ask my writer to write it all by hand.
41:57I'm sick of it.
41:59I want to do it on a computer.
42:02Don't you get complaints from Miyashiro-sensei?
42:04To be honest, I have complaints.
42:06According to what I've heard,
42:08Miyashiro-sensei writes about my complaints on social media.
42:12I'm sure he does.
42:14But I don't care.
42:16I don't use social media.
42:18I don't have a way to look at it.
42:20It's the same as not being told anything.
42:22That's bad.
42:24No, it's not.
42:26It's bad for people who care too much about social media.
42:31Right?
42:34People who use social media care a lot about what other people think.
42:38They think,
42:40I wonder if he's going to say something.
42:42I think he's going to get angry.
42:44In the end,
42:46in a real place,
42:48human relationships get messed up.
42:52I'm listening.
42:55You're being told a lot.
42:57If you're mad at me,
42:59you can complain about me on social media.
43:03You can say,
43:05there's a crazy guy like this.
43:07You can complain about me on social media.
43:09You can get a lot of likes.
43:11But I don't get hurt.
43:13It's a different world.
43:17Because I don't have a way to look at it.
43:19That's not cool.
43:22I'm a digital detoxer.
43:26He was such a crazy guy.
43:29Cheers!
43:33I've come this far.
43:36I don't want to bother people.
43:38I don't want to make people angry.
43:41I don't want to do anything.
43:44You're worse than a troublemaker YouTuber.
43:48Troublemaker?
43:50You don't know a troublemaker YouTuber?
43:52I don't watch the news.
43:54You were a troublemaker YouTuber on TV.
43:57A digital detoxer can't watch the videos
43:59on the internet.
44:03It's the same as a vegan eating meatball.
44:07What is he saying now?
44:09I'm living far away from the digital world.
44:13But you have a refrigerator, right?
44:15That's also digital, right?
44:17I throw away the fridge, dishes and microwave.
44:21What a crazy person.
44:23You guys use a rice cooker, right?
44:25You use a rice cooker, right?
44:27It's just a rice cooker that has a digital rice cooker.
44:31Are you sleeping?
44:32Mr. Sawaguchi, we don't have electricity in the house.
44:35So the house is always dark.
44:37I was wondering if you were sleeping or not.
44:40What's so fun about that?
44:43Anyway, let's take a picture.
44:45We always take pictures.
44:46Oh, I'm sorry. I can't be in the picture.
44:49Why? It's fine.
44:51It's not fine!
44:53It's like making a vegan elephant kebab
44:57to preserve the appearance of a digital detoxer.
44:59I haven't noticed it for a while.
45:02What do you mean a vegan elephant kebab?
45:04You were supposed to take a picture, right?
45:06Oh, stop it.
45:08Stop it.
45:10I haven't touched my smartphone for years,
45:12so if I touch it now,
45:14my hand will burn.
45:15It won't burn.
45:17Hold it in.
45:18I've been holding it in for a while.
45:20I hate the digital music that's been playing for a while.
45:24It's supposed to be all gold.
45:26You don't have to be so gentle at a party.
45:29And there's something else here.
45:32Huh?
45:33Oh, this is it.
45:36What's this?
45:37I'm going to put this here.
45:39I don't want to bathe in digital anymore.
45:41Do you know where this is?
45:43Mr. Sawaguchi, I'm able to detect the Wi-Fi signal.
45:45What?
45:47I'm going to break this.
45:49Stop it.
45:51You just touched it.
45:52What?
45:53You just touched it.
45:54What?
45:54You touched it with your digital hands.
45:56What do you mean digital?
45:57Don't touch it.
45:58What are you doing?
45:59Hold it in.
46:01I don't want to bathe in it.
46:03What's with this intense fight?
46:08It hurts.
46:09You're weak even though you've been eating meat.
46:11It hurts.
46:12My old wound hurts.
46:14Mr. Sawaguchi,
46:15I can't go to the hospital because of digital detox.
46:18What?
46:18I'm sick and injured.
46:21My body is in shambles.
46:22You should quit.
46:24I can't quit now.
46:27Everything I've done so far has been in vain.
46:30I lost my friends.
46:32I can't go to work because I'm looking at my stickers.
46:35You're full of demerits.
46:41There's no digital detox on the time machine.
46:45I wish I could go back to that day.
46:48But I'm sure the time machine is also digital.
46:51Damn it.
46:54It's too hard to breathe.
46:57You're too pitiful.
46:59You're too persistent.
47:01I can't think of anything.
47:10What happened to Mr. Miyashiro?
47:11He quit being a novelist and went back to his hometown.
47:13Mr. Miyashiro?
47:15He's the only one who can persuade him.
47:17But digital detox...
47:19I can't move now.
47:20I'm going to quit being a novelist.
47:22In order to protect what's important to me,
47:25there are times when I have to give up my faith.
47:32If you want to see more of this show, go to TVER.
47:34Is that all?