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00:00The birth of a star!
00:02A one-minute comedy battle!
00:04The semi-final!
00:06That's right!
00:10I'm looking forward to it!
00:15Now, the semi-final.
00:16The top 3 will advance to the semi-final of the 8th group.
00:20Only the 3rd group.
00:21Only the 3rd group.
00:22Yes.
00:23From here on, it's a fierce battle.
00:25Wait a minute.
00:26Is that Sugioka from Musha Musha?
00:28What's that?
00:29Huh?
00:30Who is it?
00:31Oh, it's not him?
00:33Sugioka from Musha Musha has already left.
00:36So, he's here as a guest.
00:38His name is Kisumi Lee.
00:40Kisumi Lee?
00:42What does that mean?
00:43What does that mean?
00:44What does that mean?
00:45I'll explain it again.
00:47I'm sorry.
00:48I'll explain it again.
00:49Kisumi Lee.
00:50Kisumi Lee.
00:51Kisumi Lee.
00:52Kisumi Lee.
00:53Kisumi Lee.
00:54Kisumi Lee.
00:55Kisumi Lee.
00:56Kisumi Lee.
00:57Kisumi Lee.
00:59I've always thought there was a man that looked like Hyodo behind Kisumi Lee.
01:05This is Hyodo!
01:06It's Hyodo!
01:07Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:09Thank you, thank you.
01:10Years ago, I had a voice call.
01:13Is this Hyodo?
01:15What kind of Hyodo is this!
01:18I just looked like him.
01:19Right?
01:20Yes.
01:21Because you're the first son of the Handan family.
01:24That's correct!
01:26He's the president of the company.
01:29The expensive one is the amateur.
01:30Let's go.
01:32The first group is Gokai Captain.
01:34Please come in.
01:38Hello.
01:39Hello.
01:40Hello, I'm Gokai Captain.
01:41Nice to meet you.
01:42Nice to meet you.
01:43Nice to meet you.
01:44I've been thinking about starting a martial arts.
01:47Martial arts?
01:48Yes.
01:49You can't do it, can you?
01:50What?
01:51You don't have guts, so you can't do it.
01:52I have guts.
01:53You can't do it.
01:54You don't have guts.
01:55I'll prove it to you.
01:56You don't have guts.
01:57Then, Yamashita, try a straight punch to me.
01:59If I close my eyes, I can prove that I don't have guts.
02:02If you know you have guts, you can't do it.
02:04I don't know.
02:05I might close my eyes.
02:06Try it.
02:07I'll prove it.
02:08You can't close your eyes.
02:09Try it.
02:10See?
02:11I didn't close my eyes at all.
02:13I know you're crazy, so you can't close your eyes.
02:14That means I'm not scared.
02:15No, that's not true.
02:16I know you're crazy, but no one can close their eyes.
02:18Yamashita, try it.
02:19I can't close my eyes.
02:20I know you're crazy, but I can't close my eyes.
02:26I know I have guts.
02:28I really do.
02:30You have guts because you're scared.
02:32Are you scared?
02:33No, I'm not.
02:35That means I don't have guts.
02:36A straight punch to me.
02:37Don't close your eyes.
02:40I don't have guts.
02:41Do you know you have guts?
02:42No, I'm not scared.
02:44I haven't closed my eyes twice, I already know.
02:47I didn't even close my eyes!
02:49A straight punch to me!
02:50If you close your eyes, you'll know.
02:52Don't dodge!
02:53You can't hit me like that!
02:55Ah, sorry.
03:01You're a nice guy.
03:03You were hit by Anna,
03:05but you said you were sorry.
03:07That was a good fight.
03:09You're good, right?
03:11I'm not scared.
03:13If you were scared, you wouldn't have hit Anna.
03:15Right.
03:17I'm not scared.
03:19You're not scared, so you're going to do it.
03:21I was really scared.
03:23You were hit by Anna?
03:25Yes.
03:27But you can do it if you're not scared.
03:29Right.
03:31Don't be scared.
03:33He's strong.
03:35The sound is always scary.
03:37Right.
03:39It's not a pop sound at all.
03:41I'm not scared.
03:43I'm not scared.
03:45I'm not scared.
03:47I'm not scared.
03:49What's the score?
03:53It's 167.
03:55But this is the semi-final.
03:57Yes, it is.
03:59Let's see how it goes.
04:01Let's wait and see.
04:03I'm not scared at all.
04:05I'm not scared at all.
04:07I'm not scared at all.
04:09I'm not scared at all.
04:11I'm not scared at all.
04:13I'm not scared at all.
04:15I'm not scared at all.
04:17Thank you very much.
04:21The second group is
04:23Double Art.
04:33What's this sound?
04:35What's this sound?
04:37Something is coming closer.
04:39What's this sound?
04:41What are you doing?
04:43What are you doing?
04:45You don't understand, do you?
04:47Then I'll tell you.
04:49Then I'll tell you.
04:51I am
04:53I am
04:55I am
04:57I am
04:59I am
05:01I am
05:03I am
05:05I am
05:07I am
05:09I am
05:11I am
05:13If you answer this question
05:15Huh?
05:21You're right!
05:23Resly
05:25Why didn't you explain earlier?
05:27Why didn't you explain earlier?
05:29Why didn't you explain earlier?
05:33I said, Huh?!
05:35I said, Huh?!
05:37Okay, but
05:39Okay, but
05:41I
06:12What?
06:14What the hell is this?
06:16This is a beautiful lie!
06:17It's a coincidence!
06:19I asked you because I didn't watch it.
06:21I want you to go see the movie.
06:23What kind of movie are you talking about?
06:25I don't know.
06:26I'll give you a vote.
06:28This is a lie.
06:30What is the score?
06:32What is the score?
06:34Hey!
06:36I got a score!
06:38Hey!
06:40I got a score!
06:42You can do it, right?
06:43I can do it!
06:45I'm counting on you!
06:47He's a creepy creature.
06:49He was so happy.
06:51Thank you very much.
06:52Before the show, he said to me,
06:54I don't know if I can do it.
06:56I don't know if I can do it.
06:58Thank you very much.
07:00Thank you very much.
07:03He said thank you.
07:05He said thank you in a low voice.
07:07Takashi of the future.
07:08The third group is Kabe Poster.
07:10Please come in.
07:16Hello, I'm Kabe Poster.
07:17Nice to meet you.
07:19Thank you very much.
07:21I can't forget the first day of the transfer student I saw when I was in junior high school.
07:28The first greeting.
07:30Nice to meet you all.
07:32Transfer student.
07:33I came from Nishitohoku Junior High School.
07:35Nishitohoku.
07:37It's called Minami.
07:38It's all over the place.
07:40Minami in Nishitohoku.
07:42In the previous school, it was called Compass.
07:44That's right.
07:45That's right.
07:46You're a transfer student, aren't you?
07:48Continuing from the previous school,
07:50I'm going to join the softball team.
07:52It's a strange junior high school.
07:54Isn't it here?
07:55It's not here, is it?
07:56Then I'll join the softball team.
07:58It's definitely for softball.
08:00Don't do that.
08:02I'll imitate.
08:03No way.
08:04That's a lot of courage.
08:06The duck is a heavy duck watch.
08:08I'm Paka.
08:09Thank you for your cooperation.
08:10I'm a popular character.
08:12Thank you very much.
08:16I saw the poster of the Wall poster.
08:18It's a real manzai, so I saw it.
08:20You should have done that, Chairman.
08:22I was shocked with just one minute.
08:24It's a real manzai.
08:27I want to see a real manzai.
08:29How was it?
08:30The pose is different from a double art.
08:34Yeah
09:04Wow
09:06How is it?
09:08It's the quarterfinals
09:10The strategy has changed
09:12Please look forward to it
09:14Thank you
09:16The quarterfinals is amazing
09:18It's going to be fun
09:20The 4th team is Jockrock
09:22Please
09:26Hello
09:28Hello
09:30We are Jockrock
09:32Nice to meet you
09:34I like dramas with
09:36comedians like Hibana
09:38as the main characters
09:40What?
09:42Why did you say
09:44we were going to disband?
09:46Weren't we going to be
09:48at the top of the comedy world?
09:50Look at the reality!
09:52There's no way
09:54a loser like us
09:56can be at the top!
09:58No!
10:00We can be at the top!
10:02No way!
10:04We can be at the top!
10:06No way!
10:08We can be at the top!
10:10No way!
10:12We can be at the top!
10:14No way!
10:16Let's be at the top of the comedy world!
10:18Dad!
10:20It's hard to be at the top
10:22with parent-child comedy!
10:24You can't watch
10:26parent-child comedy
10:28No way!
10:30Hibana is funny
10:32I'm sick of it!
10:34Thank you for watching Jockrock
10:36Jockrock
10:38Thank you for watching
10:40We'll finish them in one shot
10:42Thank you
10:44We'll finish them in one shot
10:46Thank you
10:48Thank you
10:50Thank you
10:52Thank you
10:54Thank you
10:56Ok, we'll answer them in one shot
10:58Ok, we'll answer them in one shot
11:00Will you answer?
11:02Will you answer?
11:04Will you answer?
11:06Me!
11:08Me!
11:10Me!
11:12Me!
11:14Me!
11:16Me!
11:18Me!
11:20Me!
11:22Huh?
11:24It was so much fun!
11:32So, the results are out.
11:34Bring it on!
11:35What's Jock Rock's score?
11:36Bring it on!
11:37Bring it on!
11:40Oh, I see!
11:42I see.
11:43I wonder why.
11:44But it was good, right?
11:46It's his first All That.
11:47That's right.
11:49He'll be popular next year!
11:51He'll be popular next year!
11:53All That!
11:54All that!
11:55Bring it on!
11:56Thank you, Jock Rock!
11:58Thank you!
12:00Now, we have four more teams.
12:04The audience is still going wild.
12:06The audience is still going wild.
12:07The audience is still going wild.
12:13I'm with my friend's mom.
12:15I'm with my friend's mom.
12:16She's a type of woman.
12:17She's a type of woman.
12:18You guys have the same picture?
12:26It's the ugly one from the best of the best!
12:32He's so sad!
12:33He's so sad!
12:35The camera's taking his picture.
12:37The camera's taking his picture.
12:39I can't believe it!
12:43It's embarrassing!
12:45He raised his hand by himself.
12:47Is that the guy with the apron?
12:49Please raise your hand.
12:51Oh, it's him.
12:53Welcome!
12:55This is the Turkish ice cream shop.
12:59Turkish ice cream.
13:01He's the one who gives it to us.
13:03He's just in time.
13:05The audience seats are still full.
13:07Let's move on.
13:09Out of the eight groups,
13:11only the top three groups
13:13will advance to the finals.
13:15Let's go.
13:17The fifth group is
13:19Onii-chan.
13:21Let's go.
13:39Congratulations on your admission.
13:47Why do you want to be killers?
13:51Is it because there's someone you want to kill?
13:53Good.
13:55Is it because you want to make money quickly?
13:57Good.
13:59Do you just want to kill people?
14:01Are you a bastard?
14:03Good.
14:05Whatever kind of person he is,
14:07since he came to this school,
14:09I'll train him to be a first-class killer.
14:13Welcome to
14:15Saint Assassin High School!
14:23I chose you because your uniform is cute!
14:27Good.
14:33I chose you because you're cute!
14:39I chose you because you're cute.
14:43It's true that you chose me because of my uniform.
14:47You chose me because you're cute.
14:49My partner is a bit...
14:51He's in the dressing room.
14:53I was standing in the dressing room for a while.
14:55I was standing there for a bit, and I don't know if it was the NMB guy or Kawabata-san, but he was like,
15:01Good job!
15:03That guy was wearing a uniform!
15:05It doesn't matter!
15:07I made a mistake!
15:09It's just a uniform!
15:11It's just a uniform!
15:13So, Gore-san, how was it?
15:15It was a close call.
15:17I'm looking forward to this.
15:19This is great.
15:21It's great to have Mayonnaise.
15:23Kono-san, too.
15:25This is a school for girls.
15:27So this uniform is perfect for infiltrating.
15:29So this uniform is perfect for infiltrating.
15:31He's the most girly one.
15:33He's thinking about the story after this.
15:35He's thinking about the story after this.
15:37He wants to see the second and third grades.
15:39He wants to see the second and third grades.
15:41Here's the result.
15:43What's the score?
15:49What's the score?
15:51I don't know.
15:53I can give you a higher score.
15:55I might be strict.
15:57You chose a cute uniform.
15:59You chose a cute uniform.
16:01I chose too much!
16:03You regret it.
16:05I'm glad.
16:07Please say goodbye to Kawabata-san.
16:09Please say goodbye to Kawabata-san.
16:11I'll see you next year.
16:13I'm glad.
16:15Thank you, Onii-chan.
16:19We still have time.
16:21We still have time.
16:23Ace, are you enjoying?
16:25I'm enjoying!
16:27Are you enjoying?
16:29Are you enjoying?
16:31I'm enjoying!
16:33They are always next to him.
16:35They are always next to him.
16:37Let's move on.
16:39The 6th group is Karashiren-Con.
16:41The 6th group is Karashiren-Con.
16:43The 6th group is Karashiren-Con.
16:45Hello!
16:47Hello!
16:49I'm Karashiren-Con.
16:51I want to win by a verbal fight.
16:53I want to win by a verbal fight.
16:55That's impossible.
16:57You can do that.
16:59She's my girlfriend.
17:01She's my girlfriend.
17:03You can do that.
17:05I'm not hiding anything.
17:07I'm not hiding anything.
17:09Then look at my eyes.
17:11Then look at my eyes.
17:13I'm not hiding anything.
17:15I can't see anything.
17:17Don't crawl on the ground.
17:19It's a landmark.
17:21I got it.
17:23I got it.
17:24There's something brown.
17:26I got it.
17:27What's this brown thing?
17:29What's this brown thing?
17:31It's a lion.
17:32You're lying.
17:34I'm sure there's something like this.
17:37Go to the zoo.
17:38A thorn zoo?
17:39Lions have thorns.
17:42That's a lot of thorns.
17:45That's a lot of thorns.
17:47I'm asking if you cheated.
17:49I did.
17:50What's this?
17:51Open it up.
17:52You're the worst.
17:53Idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot.
17:56What's that?
17:58I'll tear your tongue off and stuff it in your ass.
18:01Hey.
18:02You're the worst.
18:03You have something to say, don't you?
18:05It's a full combo.
18:06I'll kill you.
18:07What's this?
18:08Draw.
18:09What?
18:10Draw here.
18:12You're the worst.
18:14What's this?
18:15That's enough.
18:16We're breaking up.
18:17Draw.
18:18No.
18:19Take it easy.
18:21Wow.
18:22Wow.
18:23Wow.
18:24Wow.
18:25Wow.
18:26Wow.
18:27Wow.
18:28Wow.
18:29Wow.
18:30Wow.
18:31Wow.
18:32Wow.
18:33Wow.
18:34Wow.
18:35Wow.
18:36Wow.
18:37Wow.
18:38Wow.
18:39Wow.
18:40Wow.
18:43Oh.
18:53Get out.
18:55Get out.
18:56Get out.
18:58Wow.
19:02That's crazy.
19:06That's amazing.
19:08This is a high score.
19:10This is amazing.
19:12The punchline is already set.
19:14R-san.
19:16R-san.
19:18R-san.
19:20This is a critical hit.
19:22It's like a freestyle dungeon.
19:24Critical.
19:26Oscar too.
19:28Yes, it was really good.
19:30It's like tearing a bone and putting it in a hole in the butt.
19:32Yes.
19:34It looks a little creepy.
19:36It's creepy.
19:38It's really creepy.
19:40It looks creepy.
19:42He's a pervert.
19:44He's a pervert.
19:46He's a pervert.
19:48He's a pervert.
19:50It's a high score.
19:52It's a high score.
19:54It's a high score.
19:58That was good.
20:00That was good, everyone.
20:02The 7th group is
20:04White Peach Yopipi.
20:06Go ahead.
20:12Hello.
20:14I'm Kouda Kumi.
20:20First of all,
20:22how many people know about Kou?
20:26I'm going to challenge Kou.
20:28Please listen to me.
20:30Kou looks like this.
20:32He likes Disney.
20:34His favorite character is
20:36a bear.
20:38I forgot his name.
20:40I called his sister, Misono.
20:42Then,
20:44she said,
20:46it's Pooh.
20:48No, it's not Kou.
20:50It's Pooh.
20:52I like all of them.
20:54But I like
20:56Dia's knight.
20:58I like all of them.
21:00But I like
21:02Dia's knight.
21:04But I like
21:06Dia's knight.
21:08And he always gives
21:10something to his partner.
21:12And he always gives something to his partner.
21:14I forgot what he gives.
21:16I called his sister, Misono.
21:18Then,
21:20If you don't like it, you can say,
21:22「いや、お姉ちゃん、それ、あの、スーやで。」
21:26いや、クーやなくて、いや、スー。
21:30おねがい、おねがい、きずつけないで。
21:37それでは、みなさん、また、day after tomorrow!
21:41いや、あさってやなくて、あしたやろ。
21:45いいや、day after tomorrowって、
21:48新しい、みそのが組んでた、Tales of Symphoniaの歌とか歌ってた、バンドやん。
21:54ありがとうございました。
21:57ありがとうございました。
22:00さあ、よかったと思う方はスイッチを。
22:03クーちゃんか。
22:04オーダークビーか。
22:06オーダークビーが来てくれましたね。
22:07ちゃうちゃうちゃう、ヨピピやん。
22:08いや、オーダークビーです。
22:10あんなに失速することありますか。
22:13お色直ししたヨピピやん。
22:14違いますよ。
22:15クーちゃん?
22:16クーですよ。
22:17味噌のなんでもしとるな。
22:18味噌はなんでもしとる。
22:20これはちょっと厳しいです。
22:21コードどうやったん?
22:22鏡見て、よし、これでオーダークビーって覚えました。
22:26これでよくいけたな。
22:27黒い色でいけたもんな。
22:29いや、でも結果出るまでわからんからね。
22:31そうです。
22:32さあ、得点は?
22:37残念。
22:38芝居太郎か!芝居太郎か!芝居太郎か!
22:41三回言った。
22:43ヨピピが芝居太郎かと三回言った。
22:45いや、でも結構みんな笑ってたよ。
22:48面白かった。
22:49ちょっと家帰って歯磨いて寝てその後にニャーニャ!
22:54なんやそれ。すごい。
22:56なんやねん。
22:57初期のヨピピみたいなやつ。
23:01なんや初期のヨピピそれ。
23:03ニャーニャセンプー!
23:04ニャーニャセンプー?
23:06もう一回言った。
23:07ニャーニャセンプー!
23:10なんでもう一回言うの?
23:12まだあります。
23:14まだあんねんな。ごめんごめん。
23:16ちょっと滑ったみたい。
23:19ちょ、帰るわ。
23:21待ってくれ。
23:23やりたい方がいい。
23:25分からんねん。どこまで行くか。
23:28痛み分けやねん。
23:30一応ね、帰りに尿検査しておきます。
23:33大事大事。
23:35大事ですよ。
23:368組目は、例えば炎です。どうぞ。
23:45プスッ
23:47あーもうあかんあかんあかん。
23:49もうさっきから取ってるやろ。
23:51見逃さないで俺。
23:52取ったやろな。
23:53ずっとさっきから万引きしてるやろ。
23:54うちのスーパーで。
23:55何してんねんこれ。
23:56貸せ。貸しなさい。
23:58もうよく見たらえげつない顔してるやんけ。
24:01なんやねんこいつ。
24:03貸しなさいこのカバン。
24:04全部出す。
24:06まずなんやねんこのカバン。
24:08全く万引きに適してへんやん。
24:11ちっちゃい革のリュック。
24:13ちっちゃい革のリュック。
24:15馬と旅立つときの馬が背負ってるバッグやん。
24:19何やねんそれ。
24:23トートバッグとかでやるやんこれ。
24:25何やねんちっちゃい。
24:26ポケットやん。
24:29笑えや。
24:32笑えお前ちょっとは。
24:34俺お前みたいなやつ見逃さないで。
24:35何でかわかるか。
24:37太ってるからや。
24:40見ていく。
24:43カツオな。
24:46カツオ節な。
24:50春巻き。春巻きちゃう。
24:52磯辺揚げ。
24:55海苔な。
24:58白身フライ。
25:00ごはん。
25:02お前万引きで一から海苔弁作んなや。
25:06弁当コーナーの一個行けや。
25:08最後お前カツオで捕まってたぞ。
25:12おい。
25:15腹立ってきたよ。
25:17めっちゃ腹立ってきたよ。
25:19めっちゃ腹立つなお前。
25:22ほんま腹立つな。
25:24唐揚げ。
25:25おい。
25:27唐揚げも欲しかったな。
25:28乗りからすな。
25:29萌えは。
25:32どこまでが予定通り。
25:36適当な感じがね。
25:40ありがとうございました。
25:42カツオ虫ね。
25:43カツオ虫でした。
25:44最初ほんまに初見で見てる感じやった。
25:48あれ馬の荷物屋は。
25:52背負ってますもん俺。
25:55背負ってんのよ。
25:57さあ行きますか。
25:59結果出ました。
26:00例えばホドウの得点は。
26:05155点。
26:06残念。
26:07敗退ということやね。
26:08いやでも面白かったよ。
26:09面白かった。
26:10ほんまですか。
26:11でも悔しいな。
26:18吸い込まれて。
26:19吸い込まれてから。
26:20で。
26:21で。
26:22帽子見つからなかったです。
26:23帽子見つからなかった。
26:25気持ちがありませんでした。
26:27すみません。
26:28どこ行ったあの帽子。
26:33ちなみに何をかぶってくるつもりやった。
26:35ちっちゃいアンダーマンのニット帽です。
26:38一緒やで一緒やで。
26:39面白かった。
26:40例えばホドウありがとうございました。
26:42面白かった。
26:43ありがとう。
26:44そんな顔のこと言われるようなブスじゃないですよ。
26:47そこまでな。
26:48いけない顔してんな。
26:50そんなブスじゃないからな。
26:51さあ皆さん。
26:52準決勝8組のネタ全て終了しました。
26:55ここから決勝に残れるのは上位3組だけとなっております。
27:00どれだろう。
27:02何組か分からないけど。
27:03ある程度ね。
27:04そうそう2組は分かるけど。
27:06では発表します。
27:09決勝にコマを進めたのはこちらの3組です。
27:16ガラス円筒ダブルアート裏目ポスター。
27:20すごいね。
27:22万が一。
27:24そこが優勝してもおかしくありません。
27:27さあこの中で優勝を手にするのは誰なのか。
27:32次回予告
27:49家村でした。最後は家村でした。
27:52さあここでお知らせがございます。
27:56ウェブコミックが累計100万歩を突破した人気アニメの邪神ちゃんドロップキックと少女感覚劇団ミモザールが初のコラボレーションした舞台。
28:06邪神ちゃんドロップキックシーン2025 ドロップキックオンマイデビルを3月15日16日に開催します。
28:13場所は大阪南波のイエスシアターです。
28:15出演は少女感覚劇団ミモザールメンバー、大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:23大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:27大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:29大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:31大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:33大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:35大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:37大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:39大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:41大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:43大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:45大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:47大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:49大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:51大阪ダンス俳優&大芸術専門学校より多数出演。
28:53Yoshimoto Academy.
28:55Yoshimoto Academy.
28:57Yoshimoto Academy.
28:59Yoshimoto Academy.
29:01Yoshimoto Academy.
29:03Yoshimoto Academy.
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31:41Yoshimoto Academy.
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31:51Yoshimoto Academy.
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31:55Yoshimoto Academy.
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32:01Yoshimoto Academy.
32:03Yoshimoto Academy.
32:05Yoshimoto Academy.
32:07Yoshimoto Academy.
32:09How did it, How did it, How did it, How did it, how did this happen?
32:12Ah! That's totally different!
32:14Yes!
32:14That's totally different!
32:15Yes!
32:16That's totally different!
32:17Yes!
32:18That's totally different!
32:19Yes!
32:20Yes!
32:23With a bonjour!
32:27I'm so worn out.
32:31Don't say it like Draco.
32:33Don't say it like Draco.
32:35It's not Draco.
32:39NETA BATTLE
32:41The birth of a star!
32:431 minute NETA BATTLE
32:45Finals!
32:54Everyone, it's finally time for the finals!
32:56The top 300 Kansai comedians will be decided.
33:00With this, this year's All That champion will be born.
33:05Let's get right to the NETA.
33:07The comedians' seats are already taken.
33:09The comedians' seats will be taken by the person on the bottom right.
33:12Who is that person?
33:14Excuse me, who is that person?
33:16Ah, I'm sorry. It's Marumain.
33:19Simple.
33:20That's too mean.
33:21The silhouette is too mean.
33:23Let's go.
33:24The first team for the finals is Kame Poster.
33:26Please come in!
33:33Hello!
33:36Hello, I'm Kame Poster. Nice to meet you.
33:38Nice to meet you.
33:40I still can't forget the story I heard from the principal when I was in elementary school.
33:46Ah, you do have a story.
33:48Be quiet!
33:49Ah, the principal.
33:50Be quiet!
33:52It's not easy to be quiet.
33:54Until everyone became quiet, I was lonely.
33:58Poor thing.
34:00You're expressing your feelings.
34:01That might be effective.
34:03It's summer break now.
34:05Ah, it's the end of the school year.
34:07This is something I say every year, but...
34:10It's important.
34:11The recent water guns are not funny.
34:14I've never heard of it.
34:16I'll be careful.
34:17The water guns are different every year.
34:19The physicist Isaac Newton said this.
34:24He quoted it.
34:25His close friend calls him Isaac.
34:28I don't care.
34:30It's like the beginning of a light interview.
34:33One shot in reverse.
34:34No way.
34:36An elegant medalist.
34:41The best teacher, Moewa.
34:44Thank you very much.
34:47If you watched it twice today, switch on!
34:50As expected of the finals.
34:51You've come all the way to the Kame Poster finals.
34:53You've done your best.
34:54Thank you very much.
34:55It's a continuation of last year.
34:56That's right.
34:57I want to win.
34:58You showed us three stories.
35:00That's right.
35:01I've been doing it for six years.
35:03Three stories, not three stories.
35:06Well, that's...
35:08It's amazing.
35:10It's amazing to come to Manzai.
35:12It's amazing.
35:13It's worth winning fair and square.
35:15All That Manzai.
35:16And everyone, the score you're curious about is...
35:18After the third story is over,
35:21I'll announce it all together.
35:24Thank you very much for the Kame Poster.
35:27I'm looking forward to it from now on.
35:30The second group of the finals is Double Art.
35:33Here you go.
35:39Darling!
35:41This way!
35:43Hey, wait a minute.
35:45Hey, hey, hey.
35:47We're connected.
35:51Did everyone get surprised?
35:53She's my cute girlfriend.
35:56That's right.
35:57With this long neck,
35:59We're connected.
36:02The light of the tire feels good.
36:07Even if we sleep or wake up,
36:11We're connected.
36:15Until a few days ago,
36:19We lived separately.
36:22Each other
36:25We're connected.
36:29You and me
36:33The one who connected us
36:37Space Development Love Center
36:45Space Development Love Center
36:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
36:55We're connected!
36:57I'm so happy!
37:00Thank you very much!
37:02Wow, amazing!
37:04Space Development Love Center
37:09Disgusting facility.
37:11Space Development Love Center
37:14If you think it's interesting, press the switch.
37:17It's a good game.
37:21Double Art is also amazing.
37:23The message is that love transcends space and becomes one.
37:26They met a few days ago.
37:28Yes, that's right.
37:30Yes.
37:32The result will be announced after the third group's story is over.
37:35Thank you for Double Art.
37:39I'm happy.
37:43The man is being pulled.
37:45The third group is Karashi Renkon.
37:53Hello!
37:55I'm Karashi Renkon.
37:57Nice to meet you.
37:59I'm better at handling women than this guy.
38:02Shut up!
38:03I'm sorry, but I'm better.
38:05When I was walking around town,
38:07I was asked if I wanted to be a host.
38:09When you were walking around town,
38:11I was asked if I wanted to be a host.
38:13Say it again.
38:14Why don't you say it again?
38:16I don't like your voice.
38:17It's disgusting.
38:19Don't say that.
38:20Can you be a host?
38:21I can.
38:22Okay, I'll be the female president.
38:24I'll try.
38:25Hello, I'm Sora, the number one host.
38:27You're very young.
38:28No, you're very young.
38:30Really? I'm 52 years old this year.
38:32I can't see!
38:33Really?
38:34You can say anything!
38:36If you say a word,
38:38can you say it in a funny way?
38:41Are you poor?
38:42What's going on?
38:43Why are you taking off your shoes?
38:45You can't wear slippers in private.
38:47You can't even take them off?
38:49You don't have to wear them.
38:51I'm the type.
38:52Really?
38:53I'm glad to hear that.
38:54What kind of person are you?
38:55I'm older than you.
38:56I'm the type who wants to be dragged around.
38:58You're not tall enough.
38:59You have to be about 180cm.
39:01I'm only about 170cm.
39:02You can't.
39:03I can't?
39:10I can't stretch!
39:12I'm like a rubber band.
39:15I can't stretch!
39:16What's wrong?
39:19This is what you want.
39:20I said I wanted to be dragged around.
39:23Don't drag me around.
39:24What are you doing? Go home!
39:26I don't want to go home.
39:27What's wrong with you?
39:28What?
39:29You're using your upper body.
39:30You're not cute!
39:31That's enough.
39:32Thank you very much.
39:34That was great.
39:36I'm glad you enjoyed it.
39:38It doesn't matter if you cry or laugh.
39:40It's the final round.
39:41That was great.
39:42The three teams have finished.
39:44It's like the final round of M-1.
39:46That's right.
39:47This is M-1.
39:49Kabe Poster, Double Art, and Karashi Renko.
39:51First of all, the members are amazing.
39:52That was great.
39:53Now, everyone.
39:54Yes.
39:55All the points have been collected.
39:57It's over.
39:58It's over.
39:59Yes.
40:00Which team will win the championship?
40:07Kabe Poster, Double Art.
40:09Which team will win the championship?
40:14Dynamite!
40:15Here's the result!
40:17Thank you, Shido.
40:18Dynamite!
40:19Here's the result.
40:20It's not an ordinary result.
40:22Dynamite!
40:24It's more flashy than 0-0.
40:26I see.
40:27That's right.
40:28Now, everyone.
40:29The final three teams have finished.
40:31It's almost time.
40:32I'll announce it.
40:33Dynamite!
40:34I'll announce the score.
40:36Dynamite!
40:37What's the score?
40:39Is Kabe Poster, Double Art, and Karashi Renko the winner?
40:51Now, let's take a look at the scores of the three teams.
40:54I'm nervous.
40:55Here are the scores.
40:57Oh, no.
40:59Kabe Poster, Double Art, and Karashi Renko are the winners!
41:07Congratulations.
41:09Congratulations.
41:10Congratulations.
41:11Congratulations.
41:12Karashi Renko is the winner.
41:15Karashi Renko is the winner.
41:19Here are the names of the past champions.
41:21That's great.
41:22Congratulations.
41:23I'm so happy.
41:24Yes.
41:25And now, the prize money is 12 cases of Takohai.
41:33So, Sora.
41:34How was it?
41:35It was a manzai.
41:36It was a manzai.
41:37That's cool.
41:38This is a manzai.
41:39Iori, too.
41:40It was a manzai.
41:41Now, we can be proud with MBS.
41:43That's right.
41:44We can be proud with MBS.
41:45And, Double Art, too.
41:46I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:48I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:50I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:52I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:54I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:56I can do it with M.O.V.S.
41:58I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:00I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:02I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:04I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:06I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:08I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:10I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:12I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:14I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:16I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:18I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:20I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:22I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:24I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:26I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:28I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:30I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:32I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:34I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:36I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:38I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:40I can do it with M.O.V.S.
42:42Thank you very much.
42:44Mr. Goen, how did you like Mr. Orzatsu's performance?
42:48It was a great entertainment show.
42:52Thank you very much.
42:54He is still on the show.
42:56Mr. Orzatsu, it was great, wasn't it?
42:58Thank you very much for coming today.
43:00Tiger Driver!
43:02See you again, Mr. Orzatsu.
43:04That's all for today.
43:06Goodbye.