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00:00My brother, Rs. 5,000 is for you.
00:03What are you saying?
00:03Hero, we don't have any money left.
00:07Son, kiss me.
00:08Oh, no. This is a small cut.
00:10He's like Mr. Jivesh Shekhar.
00:11I'll shave it.
00:15Asim, my son really looks like Jivesh Shekhar.
00:17No, Jivesh Shekhar.
00:18We'll be drinking blue for a while.
00:20I was happy that you gave him Rs. 5,000.
00:25Such teachers.
00:27Now put your hand on your pocket.
00:30He looks like Shahrukh Khan.
00:33Sir, give me Rs. 5,000.
00:35Yes, sir.
00:36We have some money in our pocket.
00:38We'll be drinking Manapur drink.
00:40Yes, sir.
00:42This is for you.
00:42I was saying, his style is like Mr. Mahid Murad.
00:45Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.
00:47Yes, sir.
00:48Sir, your son's earring and earrings
00:51all look like Satyam Indra's earrings.
00:53Yes, sir. Give me Rs. 5,000.
00:55Okay, the bracelet he's wearing
00:57looks a bit like Salman Khan's.
00:59Salman Khan?
01:01Oh, no.
01:07Ajay, all the money you have
01:09will be spent on ironing all the notes.
01:12Sir, I've given you Rs. 25,000.
01:14In your opinion, my son should know how to sing.
01:17Yes, he'll know how to sing.
01:19Mr. Mirza, why don't you give us the money for the function?
01:24Thank you very much, sir.
01:27Sir, here's Rs. 25,000 for you.
01:29No, no. You gave us Rs. 25,000.
01:32You must have seen it.
01:33Yes, I must have seen it.
01:34The one we can see is also ours.
01:37Ma'am, our son is here.
01:39Yes, he's here.
01:40God willing, he'll be a hero and a singer.
01:42Even if he's not a five-star artist
01:45we'll take care of your money.
01:46He's here.
01:47People have taken pictures of him.
01:51Yes, yes.
01:52Hey!
01:55Mr. Ek, trust me.
01:57He'll be a great singer.
01:59People will give him money with two hands.
02:03Yes, yes.
02:04Mr. Mirza, your son will be a great singer.
02:08Those who will listen to him
02:09will faint on hearing his voice.
02:12Oh, no.
02:15Forget him.
02:16Those who have money will give him money with their hands.
02:20Okay, tell me, when will you be free?
02:23I'll be free when he's younger than me.
02:26He does all the work.
02:28I don't even wear his shoes.
02:30Yes, we don't wear your shoes either.
02:34You can come after 15 minutes.
02:35Really?
02:36Yes.
02:36Okay, fine.
02:37Mr. Khan, we'll meet you after 15 minutes.
02:38Not 15 minutes, just two minutes.
02:40Only two minutes.
02:42Okay, we'll leave now.
02:45Yes, son.
02:46Son, we'll learn classical music now.
02:48We'll learn classical music now.
02:50Don't make him nervous.
02:52Uncle, give me my money.
02:58Here you go, sir.
02:59You're very capable.
03:00Yes, yes.
03:01Give him my money too.
03:04People are so stupid.
03:06They lose money at every turn.
03:07God has given your father a lot.
03:10Son, this job doesn't require skills.
03:13Yes, it doesn't.
03:15Son, what do you want to learn?
03:17Classical music?
03:18Pop music?
03:19No, no.
03:19Mode music?
03:20Actually, I'm very fond of Qawwali.
03:22Uncle, get some water for the kid.
03:25He's very thirsty.
03:26No, I'll get it right away.
03:27No, no, drink it.
03:28You'll make him dizzy.
03:31First, make me a clapster.
03:33This is how you do Qawwali.
03:36Qawwali.
04:06I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.
04:10Wow!
04:11Yes.
04:12I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.
04:17Yes.
04:18Drink some water.
04:19Drink some water.
04:20You'll get a sore throat.
04:21I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.
04:23I know my heart.
04:26I'll immerse myself in the garland of your breath.
04:30First, decide what you want to do.
04:32What happened to him?
04:32You mixed something in the water.
04:34Wait a minute.
04:35Sit down.
04:36Sit down.
04:39He's here.
04:40Hey!
04:41What did you do to the kid?
04:43You mixed something in the water.
04:44The kid fell down.
04:47Sir, that's the water we drink.
04:49Where did you get it?
04:49Drink it and run.
04:50What?
04:51Don't you understand?
04:52I don't understand anything.
04:53You were supposed to get it from here.
04:54I'll get it right away.
04:54You're the one who mixed the chemicals.
04:56Wait a minute.
04:57Where are you going?
04:59Where are you going?
04:59I'm going to get a priest and show him how it's done.
05:02Come here.
05:03I'm sitting here to rub my face.
05:05Why are you going to rub my face?
05:06Get up.
05:08Put your hands on his chest.
05:12You don't know how to do it.
05:13Put your hands like this.
05:16Stand like this.
05:25Sir, he's dead.
05:29He's probably dead.
05:33He's dead.
05:34What do we do now, Mr. Khan?
05:35Think about it.
05:36His dead body is lying on the ground.
05:39I think it's too cold in the jail.
05:43Have you checked his heart once?
05:47I pumped it.
05:49I didn't shake it.
05:50Everyone in the city is watching.
05:54The medicines are coming.
05:56Why isn't he saying anything?
05:57Oh!
05:59He's dead.
06:00He's dead.
06:00He's dead.
06:01He must be in the jail.
06:03I think he's going to die in the next funeral.
06:07There's one thing.
06:09What?
06:09His father gave him Rs. 25,000.
06:11Yes.
06:12But he has a lot of money in his pocket.
06:14Yes.
06:14And that money is his.
06:16Yes.
06:16And there's a dead body.
06:17Yes.
06:18And he'll be here in 15 minutes.
06:20Go and bring Bijju's son.
06:23Who do you want to bring?
06:24Bijju's son.
06:25What do you want? Who calls him?
06:27Mr. Khan calls him.
06:28Okay, Mr. Khan calls him.
06:29Go and bring him.
06:30He calls him Sandhya.
06:31Mr. Khan, he should be scared.
06:33He's the one who killed him.
06:34You didn't kill him.
06:35But, aunty, he's dead.
06:37He's dead in our house.
06:39Where?
06:40At the door.
06:42He's dead.
06:43Go and bring Bijju's son.
06:45He knows that he's a criminal.
06:48He's a murderer.
06:49He knows where the dead bodies are kept.
06:51He knows?
06:52I had a bad luck.
06:54I did a police officer's funeral last Friday.
06:56He called me.
06:58He gave him money.
06:59He gave him the money.
07:01Bijju will give him all the money.
07:03That's right.
07:06Oh God!
07:08Mr. Khan, Bijju is here.
07:09Hey!
07:12Murderer!
07:14I'll kill you.
07:17I'll kill you.
07:19I'll kill you.
07:21I'll kill you.
07:22I'll kill you.
07:24I'll kill you.
07:27I'll kill you.
07:29I'll kill you.
07:31Mr. Chura.
07:32Yes.
07:33There's a problem.
07:34What's the problem?
07:36Your son, Bijju.
07:37Yes.
07:38Tell me.
07:40How did the fight break out?
07:41We wanted to find out how he got the dead bodies.
07:51Yes.
07:53I got the dead bodies.
07:56I don't have any work here.
07:58Yes.
07:59The dead body is lying on the wheel.
08:03You can see it.
08:04This is the wheel.
08:06I got the dead body on the wheel.
08:09You'll have to hang it.
08:13Mr. Roop.
08:14Yes.
08:15The dead body.
08:17You said you've hanged many dead bodies.
08:20I worked for four years in a morgue.
08:22I see.
08:24Why did you hit me?
08:25You were in a bad mood.
08:27Have you ever seen a dog?
08:29A dog gets scared of a woman.
08:31You don't even bark.
08:34I don't have a bad mood.
08:38You said you've seen many dead bodies.
08:41I don't watch TV every day.
08:45You've seen everything.
08:46You must've been engaged.
08:50I didn't call anyone home and hang the dead bodies.
08:53You should've eaten something.
08:55You could've has given me some lentils.
08:57You should've left.
08:58Don't say that.
09:00We are four men.
09:01We can handle the case.
09:04It sounds like a murder mystery.
09:06I've been a goon for 35 years.
09:08I did all this work.
09:10I have built houses, made kids and siblings.
09:13I'll not kill anyone.
09:16Mr. Roop is right.
09:17What?
09:18Sweet Bhai Shuri.
09:19Wait.
09:22You can't go out now. You're in the camera.
09:25You came to our house with a knife.
09:27We'll prove it to you that Shura killed you.
09:29Oh, God!
09:31You're in the knife's hand?
09:32Yes.
09:33You want to kill me with a knife?
09:37What happened?
09:38I don't remember, mom.
09:39Let's cut his knife.
09:42I haven't killed anyone all my life, Mr. Roohan.
09:44And the other day, a man cut my throat.
09:45I didn't hit him with a slipper.
09:48Mr. Shura, you're talking too much.
09:51Mr. Shura, what did you hit the most?
09:54I've always hit him with a slipper.
09:58Why did you shave my moustache?
10:02It looks like a mitt.
10:04I swear, I'll shave it off.
10:07I'll shave it clean tomorrow.
10:10You were saying that you're scared of me.
10:12That I'm a notorious rascal.
10:13I'm not scared of you.
10:14I'm scared of myself.
10:16You were saying that?
10:18Here you go.
10:19I'll hit you four times with this last one.
10:21Bye.
10:24The 14 years that will pass..
10:26Yes.
10:26..will they be spent together or will they be divided?
10:29No, they'll be divided.
10:36Mr. Khan, show me the next source.
10:41Kuku.
10:42Yes.
10:43What happened to you?
10:45You're drinking water.
10:46If I drink water, I become like this.
10:48You'll become unconscious after drinking water?
10:49Tell me before you drink it.
10:56You'll become unconscious after drinking water.
10:57If you eat food, you'll go into a coma.
11:00I'll take medicine before drinking water.
11:02Then I won't have any problem.
11:04Then I'll be fine.
11:05Then why didn't you take the medicine?
11:06I left it with mom.
11:07I think mom took the medicine and dad drank the water.
11:15Ladies and gentlemen, I think this is a small break.
11:16Don't go anywhere. We'll meet after the break.
11:18This is the fruit of the poor.
11:19I don't like it.
11:20They give me so much for Rs. 20.
11:21What? You don't get it for Rs. 20?
11:24I think he eats it as a child.
11:27Although boys like you who are ready to call..
11:29..the one who is lying on the floor..
11:30I'll eat it for Rs. 5.