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00:00Hoshi Aariya Hoshi Aariya
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Friends, the people who have been the most successful people in history,
00:25in any field, whether it is science, arts, whether it is Da Vinci, Edvard Munch, Bob Marley or any politician,
00:35if you look at their success ratio, you will be surprised.
00:42The most successful people, whether it is Beethoven or anyone else,
00:47the most successful rate of anyone is not more than 6 or 7 percent.
00:54Yes, if 100 people work, then the ratio is 6 or 7 percent.
01:00If you take the ratio of hit songs, famous paintings, famous books or any other ratio,
01:08then you will see that it is only 7 or 8 percent.
01:11So where is the point?
01:13Do you want to be successful in the first stage?
01:17Then forget about it. You have to remember this ratio.
01:20And there are such people who have made their name known in history,
01:24but their ratio was 0.06 percent.
01:27Because there was only one thing that made them successful.
01:31So you always have to remember that in any field, if you are working hard,
01:37then you will never get 100 percent success.
01:39If you are getting 0.01 percent success,
01:43then you remember that this is the picture of a lifetime that will become big.
01:48Then you will be a successful person.
01:49The real task is to keep working, to keep making things,
01:53to keep working in your field.
01:56Perseverance is the key.
01:58Come, let's start today's show with this message.
02:00Today we will take you to the fish market.
02:02It is a winter day and let's see what is happening there.
02:18Black is the color of the fish.
02:20Black is the color of the fish.
02:22Black is the color of the fish.
02:24Black is the color of the fish.
02:30Kardi Pali Murgi. Kardi Pali Murgi.
02:32Haroon sir, I heard that big fish are enemies of small fish.
02:35Yes.
02:36But today I saw for the first time that whales have come to sell fish.
02:41You didn't listen to that story. You have caused your own loss.
02:44What story?
02:45You didn't eat eggs, you killed a chicken.
02:47I didn't eat eggs.
02:48Why?
02:49I was old.
02:50He is lying, Haroon sir.
02:51Okay.
02:52He got vaccinated and you killed the eggs.
02:56Haroon sir, do you know why he got vaccinated and killed the eggs?
02:59Why?
03:00Because he didn't want his chicken to have a bad fare.
03:07By the way, I don't feel bad that you took the chicken to the fish market.
03:11Either you keep the fish.
03:12Haroon sir, I think you don't have a business mind.
03:14No.
03:15You don't have a businessman mind.
03:16Thank God, no.
03:18I have an objection.
03:19In the chicken shops, the chickens are hanging like this.
03:23Hanging like this.
03:24One second. How do chickens hang?
03:25They don't hang like this.
03:27These are hens.
03:29These are not hanging like this.
03:31Have you ever seen a hen with a tail?
03:36Tell me the truth.
03:37How can hens have arms like this?
03:40Sir, this hen.
03:41Yes.
03:42It didn't get killed.
03:43Then?
03:44It got killed.
03:47Do you have fish with spices?
03:50No.
03:53Yes, I have fish with spices.
03:54I have a dinner set too.
03:56I have rotis too.
03:57I have kept them in the hot pot.
03:58I have also kept palak too.
04:02Ma'am, I am not the owner of the fish market.
04:07By the way, I have heard of jumbo prawns, monster prawns, Godzilla prawns.
04:15Where did you get this from?
04:16He is talking about prawns.
04:17In fact, there are prawns and shrimps in this.
04:20Do you know?
04:21Humans didn't eat prawns.
04:22They started feeding prawns to prisoners.
04:25And those who were slaves at that time.
04:27They started feeding prawns to them in America.
04:30Because they were too many and they didn't have any demand.
04:33They were too many.
04:34There was no demand.
04:35They used to roam around.
04:36Now see.
04:37Delicacy has become expensive.
04:39Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:41Mr. Manohar.
04:42Mr. Manohar.
04:43How are you?
04:44I am fine.
04:45You tell me.
04:46I am fine.
04:47Thank God you came.
04:48Everything is fine.
04:49What is this?
04:50Is there a hot fish?
04:52You know that I have an old system with you.
04:55You are my brother.
04:56Tea, bottle, anything.
04:58I think you should give me cash today.
05:00What should I do?
05:01Give me cash.
05:02Cash?
05:03Yes.
05:04Mr. Manohar, have you ever stopped money?
05:06Yes, I have stopped it.
05:09Really?
05:10I caught a fresh fish two weeks ago.
05:13Do you supply fish?
05:15No.
05:16I catch the fish myself.
05:18I get it fresh.
05:19I give it to him.
05:20He sells fish.
05:21He sells fish.
05:24Is there any problem with your hand?
05:26No.
05:27It is absolutely fine.
05:28Then?
05:29I gave money to the doctor.
05:30I told him to make it like a thorn.
05:32Why did he do that?
05:33The people who were with me used to put thorns.
05:36They used to catch fish.
05:37Okay.
05:38I got my hand done like this.
05:39I put the bait here.
05:40I put it here.
05:41I put it here.
05:42And then I put myself in the water.
05:43Then?
05:44When I come out, the fish is stuck in the net.
05:51That's the thing.
05:52Mr. Manohar is here.
05:53Take the fish.
05:57Mr. Amzad, either you pay me today
05:59or I will take all the goods.
06:01Where did you get all the goods?
06:04I have all the goods.
06:06Okay.
06:08Okay, Mr. Munawar.
06:09The rate of fish caught by hand is different
06:11and the rate of fish caught in the net is different.
06:13It is completely different.
06:14The fish caught in the net is stuck in the net.
06:19The fish that is caught
06:21I have given personal time to each and every fish.
06:24Yes.
06:27The fish that is lying here
06:29I have laid it on my own will.
06:33Once I face to face with the fish
06:35I had a love scene there.
06:38The fish was small.
06:39I was swimming fast.
06:41The fish got stuck in my stomach.
06:44Then?
06:45After two days, the fish came out alive.
06:48And after two weeks, I laid eggs.
06:54Dad, look.
06:55Don't insult me on limbo.
06:57Just take care of yourself.
06:59Okay.
07:00Guests are coming.
07:01My friends are coming.
07:02How are you, all?
07:03I am fine.
07:04Are you doing well, brother-in-law?
07:05I am fine, sir.
07:07Come here, brother.
07:09Come here.
07:10Why are you in such a hurry?
07:12He is going to finish the burger.
07:15What are you doing?
07:16I am doing my work.
07:17It will take one hour.
07:18I am doing my work.
07:20I will take the brush.
07:21Brother, I will take the brush.
07:24What are you doing?
07:26I want to click a selfie.
07:27Will you eat my food?
07:29Yes.
07:31Mr. Manohar, you go there and come to that sofa.
07:34You guys should go this way.
07:36Come here.
07:37It's a fresh fish.
07:39I won't let you go without the bottle and biryani, right?
07:41No. What is the need for that?
07:43I won't go. I will sit.
07:46How many fish will 900 people catch?
07:48900 people?
07:50Is that what you believe?
07:51Yes, many friends come here.
07:53Many friends and political figures.
07:57Political.
07:58Really?
07:58Yes.
07:59You're getting political personalities too, right?
08:00It's a pity that he's going to get political at his wedding.
08:06Okay, there are 900 people.
08:07900 people.
08:08900 people.
08:08Approximately, you should bring half a kilo of fish.
08:11I know this is going to be less.
08:13Please increase the quantity of fish.
08:15Why do you want to insult me?
08:17More guests are coming.
08:18More of my friends are coming.
08:19Okay, your 900 people are right.
08:21You bring half a kilo of fish from my house.
08:24I'll be responsible for it.
08:25There are going to be kids too.
08:26I'm not going to fall for that.
08:27No, no, kids don't eat fish.
08:28What else have you done?
08:29Your friends are going to see this.
08:31I'm telling you, they're going to tear the paper.
08:34Mr. Arun, first of all, as a starter,
08:37serve four types of soup.
08:39Four types of soup, as a starter.
08:43Wow.
08:43And cream of chicken?
08:45Mr. Arun, I think tomato soup is the best.
08:48Mulaktoni is better than that.
08:50Oh, it's not Mulaktoni.
08:53Again, you're going to eat red lentil soup.
08:54It's lentil soup.
08:56Why don't you like it?
08:56I'm telling you, you'll be in jail for the rest of your life.
08:59I'm not going to cook fish.
09:01My cousins are coming over.
09:02Oh.
09:03They don't eat fish.
09:04No, how do you know?
09:06Do you have any extra money?
09:08Why?
09:08Extra money.
09:09I'm telling you, they're going to tear the paper.
09:17Dad, ask uncle what the rate of prawns is.
09:20Why?
09:20We have to pay interest for the dynamite prawns.
09:24You're getting married to a royal family.
09:26I'm getting married to your aunt, who lives here.
09:31I'm telling you, they're going to tear the paper.
09:34I think they're going to tear the paper.
09:35Why?
09:35Because I think they're going to tear the paper.
09:38Listen to me.
09:39Do something happy.
09:40Make sushi.
09:41You make sushi.
09:42You've grown up now.
09:48I think you should do crab lollipops in your main course.
09:52I'll do one dish.
09:54I'll cook chickpea rice.
09:57Mr. Amjad, I'll leave now.
09:59You can transfer the money online by evening.
10:01No, Mr. Manohar.
10:03I won't let you go without biryani and a bottle.
10:06Don't do this.
10:06You've been sitting here for so long.
10:08The fish is getting old now.
10:09I'll leave now.
10:10No, no, no.
10:11Biryani and a bottle.
10:12Drink it first.
10:13Then we'll wait a little longer.
10:17Pappu!
10:19Son, get the biryani and a bottle quickly.
10:21Dad, listen to me.
10:23After the prawns, make sure the guest doesn't drink the milk.
10:27He's been standing here for so long.
10:29He doesn't know where the prawns came from.
10:31Do one thing.
10:32Give him the fish.
10:33Then give him the milk.
10:33Give him the phulwari's medicine.
10:35Phulwari's medicine?
10:36Is it really made from fish?
10:38If you eat it, you can drink the milk.
10:39It's absolutely useless.
10:40In Norway and the Scandinavian countries,
10:44they eat fish with milk.
10:46What?
10:47Nothing happens.
10:48This is not a pair.
10:50Let's make a soup.
10:50Okay.
10:51Cream of fish type.
10:52It's made in milk and there's fish in it.
10:54Everyone has gone mad.
10:56Okay, let's go.
10:58Where are you going?
11:00Get the fish.
11:02Sir, do you want to buy it or make fun of it?
11:10Greetings.
11:11Greetings.
11:14Where did he go? I'm here.
11:16Really?
11:17Then I left in a hurry.
11:20Greetings.
11:21Greetings.
11:23He's such a funny man.
11:24There should be people like him.
11:26I think he's a star.
11:29Brother, God has given me a lot of respect.
11:31Okay.
11:31I can't handle the money.
11:34I can't handle the cars.
11:36Wow.
11:38I can't handle the money.
11:42Wife, buy all the girls you like.
11:46Buy all their chappals.
11:49Okay, tell me how much is he paying you?
11:51Wife, Rs. 550.
11:54Brother, what's Rs. 550?
11:56Rs. 1000.
11:58Get the chauffeur.
12:02Brother, I got a call.
12:06What is it?
12:07I'm the one who sent it.
12:10The boy has decided to get married.
12:12Don't you want to eat the fish?
12:14Don't talk to me.
12:18Okay, I'll give you cash to eat in the market.
12:23Okay.
12:24Your uncle says he doesn't want to eat fish.
12:26Uncle, whether he eats it or not,
12:27there are so many big artists coming.
12:29He'll eat it.
12:30Which artists?
12:31I'll come and take the fish.
12:33First, I'll find out the rate from the market.
12:36You'll get the same rate.
12:37You'll get the same rate.
12:38I'll give him a job in the village.
12:40No, she didn't pay you.
12:42She didn't say anything.
12:43I'll send her.
12:44Dad, do you know?
12:45Humayun Saeed is coming to my wedding.
12:47He's coming to slap you.
12:48He's such a big film star.
12:51How is he your friend?
12:52I think he's a film star.
12:54I think he's a film star.
12:56No, I'm talking about the singer.
12:58His songs are very famous.
13:00Which one? We haven't even heard of him.
13:01Which Humayun Saeed?
13:02Dad, you're from the old times.
13:04What do you know?
13:05I'm from the new times.
13:08Dad, I can see Asim Hazar.
13:10Meerab's would-be husband.
13:11Dancer.
13:12Are you talking about the singer?
13:13Yes.
13:14I'm talking about the dancer.
13:16The one who dances a lot.
13:17His songs are very famous.
13:19What are you saying for no reason?
13:20Dad, you're getting angry for no reason.
13:22I didn't tell you about Madhu Bala.
13:25She's coming.
13:28Why are you hitting him?
13:29Do you think Madhu Bala is a film star?
13:31Yes.
13:32He brings food for everyone on Fridays.
13:38So, does Asim Hazar come with him?
13:40I don't know if he invites him or not.
13:43Where's your fish?
13:45Your fish looks fresh.
13:46Yes, it's fresh.
13:48Fresh fish please.
13:49May it lasts long.
13:50How are you, brother?
13:50Are you fine?
13:51Thanks to God, brother.
13:52Brother, give me such fish
13:54that my cold ends.
13:56It's not necessary.
13:57Have fish.
13:58And a lot of coal.
13:58And lots of firewood.
14:00I don't understand this.
14:01How will you cool down
14:03if you have fish?
14:04It'll go and cool down in March.
14:05Brother, it will not cool down.
14:07This fish will be brought in June.
14:11So, what's the rate?
14:12Brother, give me 550 grams of lentils and half a kilo of lentils.
14:14Yes.
14:15This is 850 grams.
14:15Brother, I forgot to tell you something.
14:17What?
14:17I have eight children.
14:19How many?
14:19They eat fish.
14:25Brother, they won't stop talking.
14:27What?
14:28Brother, you do one thing.
14:30This is lentil.
14:31Yes.
14:32Look at this.
14:33How many kilos of lentil is this?
14:35It's fresh. Look at this.
14:37Oh.
14:38Look at this.
14:39If it's red, then it's fresh.
14:40Oh.
14:42If it's black, then it's black.
14:44Brother, you can buy clothes for it.
14:45It's clean.
14:46Which clothes?
14:47It's nose.
14:47Give it to me.
14:50Look at this.
14:51Yes.
14:52It's amazing.
14:57Which one do you want to make?
14:58Brother, you do one thing.
15:00You fry the lentils.
15:02Here you go.
15:07Brother, you cut it and make it.
15:08All the things have the same qualities.
15:11Brother, you have to make small pieces.
15:14What is this?
15:15What is this?
15:16Oh.
15:16What is this?
15:17Brother, what is this?
15:18Nothing.
15:19It's a diamond.
15:20Show me. What is this?
15:22It's nothing, brother.
15:23It's a diamond.
15:24Actually, we shouldn't have cut it.
15:27Show me. What is this?
15:28It was an egg.
15:29The shop is closed.
15:30The shop is closed.
15:32No, the shop is open.
15:33I remembered.
15:34Sister said that she won't sell it.
15:36Brother, we came here first.
15:38What?
15:38We came here.
15:39Sit down.
15:40Who taught you to cut the lentils?
15:41Brother Manavar.
15:42Brother, I taught you.
15:45Yes, you taught me.
15:47Brother, I made a mistake.
15:49Brother, when you come out of this,
15:51come this way.
15:51Brother, this is my fish.
15:55Come here.
15:55Brother Amzud.
15:57Brother Amzud, our diamond comes out of me.
15:59The diamond is ours.
16:00What fish are you talking about?
16:02That is Vicky's fish.
16:03I swear.
16:04You weigh all the fish.
16:06All the fish?
16:06Yes, weigh all the fish.
16:07No, I don't want to sell it.
16:09Brother, I don't want to sell it.
16:11The shop is closed.
16:12I have kept the fish there.
16:13How can the shop be closed?
16:15I taught you to cut the fish.
16:17Where?
16:17I taught you to weigh the fish.
16:19Brother Manavar, you are a fool.
16:20Where did your diamond come from?
16:22The fish is here.
16:23I remembered.
16:24I will hit you.
16:24Go, the shop is closed.
16:25Come here.
16:26Brother Amzud.
16:27Brother Amzud, I told you to get up.
16:29Brother, this is our diamond.
16:30What are you doing?
16:31Brother, this is our fish.
16:33I will cut it.
16:34This is our fish.
16:35You haven't cut it yet.
16:36Brother, the fish has been cut.
16:38The diamond has come out.
16:39No, no.
16:39The shop is closed.
16:40Brother, the shop is closed.
16:42Brother, give us our diamond back.
16:43We are closing the shop.
16:45Inform us that we are dead.
16:47No, we will go if you give us the fish.
16:49Don't do this, brother.
16:50You know that the situation is bad.
16:51There is no business.
16:52We earn once, we don't earn twice.
16:55Where did she go?
16:57She doesn't even know the house.
16:59Don't you know the snakes?
17:02Brother, I wasn't lying.
17:04I had earned a lot.
17:05But I didn't go to the snake shop.
17:08Wait a minute.
17:09Brother Amzud.
17:09You are on a pistol.
17:11You will shoot me.
17:12Okay.
17:13I am calling the police.
17:14Why will you call the police?
17:16Give us our money or give us the diamond.
17:18I have counted your money in the morning.
17:22This is your total payment.
17:23Brother, I saw the fish first.
17:26You didn't see me.
17:27We came here first.
17:28I didn't see you.
17:29I didn't see you advance.
17:31You are taking the money.
17:32Yes.
17:33The diamond must be very expensive.
17:34That is not a diamond.
17:36Then?
17:37That is a stone.
17:38Then why did you put it in it?
17:40If I didn't put the stone in it, how would I get the payment?
17:45Brother, how much fish did you catch?
17:51Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
17:53Don't go anywhere after the break.
17:54You have a lot of parties and relationships.
17:58Listen to me.
17:59Mom and dad love you a lot.
18:01I feel very happy when I see you.
18:04I feel very happy when I see you.
18:08If you come with me to Karachi, I will give you a lot of money.
18:13What is this that I have to take with me?