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00:00How do you feel about today's judges and the members of The Owl?
00:05Saito and Wakita...
00:08I don't know if it's a good match for me to have these kind of members.
00:13It's really...
00:15Saito isn't that chubby, is he?
00:19You know that, don't you?
00:21No, I'm not a chubby character.
00:23I'm thin!
00:25I'm super thin!
00:27Senpai!
00:29Tonight's The Owl is...
00:32Saito, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness,
00:36and Wakita, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness,
00:39and...
00:41Mamataro, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness for the first time in 2 years,
00:49and...
00:53Mr. Imao!
00:54Nice to meet you!
00:56It's been 3 years!
00:58It's been 3 years!
01:00That's a long time.
01:04There are many other people with different styles and hairstyles.
01:08Who will be the winner of this fierce battle?
01:13Chihara Jr.'s The Owl!
01:17Let's begin. The Owl, start!
01:23He's careful.
01:25He's careful.
01:26The Owl!
01:27The Owl, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness,
01:31is a gag, 1-minute tool, monoboke, singing, and binta.
01:45It's still open.
01:47It's open.
01:54The Owl, who won the M-1 Grand Prix with his chubbiness, is a gag, 1-minute tool, monoboke, singing, and binta.
02:00I want to win first.
02:02I'm good at it.
02:03Who will you battle with?
02:05I'll battle with Satsumakawa and Uta.
02:08Satsumakawa has been chosen.
02:10How about Saito and Uta?
02:12We have the same characteristics, so let's do our best.
02:15That's right.
02:17Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
02:21will battle with Uta.
02:40Let's begin.
02:42Saito will sing first.
02:46Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
02:49will battle with Uta.
02:58It's a thing.
03:00It's a thing.
03:02I don't know if I should say it's a thing.
03:05I'll do my best.
03:06It's a wonderful song.
03:08It's Satsumakawa's song.
03:10Let's begin.
03:11Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
03:14will battle with Uta.
03:22I see.
03:24Both of them are good.
03:26Who will be the winner?
03:29I'll do my best.
03:33Let's change the song.
03:35Here is the next melody.
03:44Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
03:47will battle with Uta.
03:59I've never seen this before.
04:02Let's begin.
04:04Here is Saito's song.
04:06Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
04:09will battle with Uta.
04:30It's a beautiful singing voice.
04:31Here is Satsumakawa's song.
04:33Let's begin.
04:36Tokyo, Minato-ku
04:4218-1 in Konan-ni
04:47There is a Sukiya head office.
04:53I see.
04:55Why did you tell me that?
04:57Who will be the winner?
05:00I'll do my best.
05:03How do you feel?
05:05The lyrics are good.
05:08I want to ask Sakurai-san.
05:13Satsumakawa is out.
05:16I'm still here.
05:18Are you a villain?
05:23Let's continue.
05:25Music, start.
05:33Saito vs. Satsumakawa, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
05:36will battle with Uta.
05:41Otsuruhiman is not sitting down.
05:43I've decided.
05:45I'll choose Binta.
05:48Otsuruhiman, why did you choose Saito?
05:52Satsumakawa is my senior in college.
05:55He is my friend.
05:57I see.
06:00Mamataru vs. Otsuruhiman, who have the same characteristics since the opening match,
06:05will battle with Saito.
06:10Otsuruhiman's Binta, please.
06:14You're bald and fat.
06:16You're wearing a pink jacket.
06:18You went to see the WGP final.
06:24Because of you,
06:26I got a DM from Bonten.
06:28He said,
06:30thank you for coming to see the final.
06:32I'm so grateful.
06:34That's right.
06:36Fat people can't tell the difference.
06:38If I had seen it from the stage,
06:40I would have been the same person.
06:42Saito's Binta, please.
06:48Tanaka Yoshitake-san,
06:50raw caramel is too delicious.
06:54Why did you choose Binta?
06:59What kind of bald guy are you?
07:02Who will be the winner?
07:04Here.
07:10I was about to say that.
07:14Otsuruhiman,
07:16I'm glad.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:24Next, the third round.
07:26Saito, who will have three rounds,
07:28will choose Shimi-Cham from Oni and Shimi-Cham.
07:37Usuge Saito vs.
07:39Chapatsu Mash Shimi-Cham.
07:41A monoboke battle.
07:53Here we go.
07:55Saito's monoboke.
07:59A greedy and free goddess.
08:07Here we go.
08:09Shimi-Cham vs. Chapatsu Mash Shimi-Cham.
08:21Here we go.
08:23Shimi-Cham's monoboke.
08:25Here we go.
08:28You are out of your league.
08:30This is not good.
08:34You are the only one.
08:40Who will be the winner?
08:43Here.
08:52Next, the fourth round.
08:54Asagoe, who couldn't sit down,
08:56will choose Kizawa-san from Oogiri.
08:59However, Kizawa-san has a bitter memory from the previous Oogiri.
09:06Anpanman, Black Jack,
09:08Combined 2-hour Special.
09:10What will happen?
09:12I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
09:15I thought it was Doraemon.
09:17I thought it was Doraemon.
09:19I thought it was Doraemon.
09:21I misunderstood.
09:23I misunderstood.
09:25I misunderstood.
09:27I didn't read the topic.
09:32He misunderstood the topic.
09:34He mistook Anpanman and Doraemon.
09:36He misunderstood the topic.
09:38He lost.
09:40It's time to redeem your honor, Oogiri.
09:42That's right.
09:44I always read the topic.
09:49Will Kizawa-san read the topic and redeem his honor?
09:52Asagoe vs. Oogiri.
09:57M-1 Carta.
09:59What is Se's reading card?
10:01Think about it.
10:03M-1 Carta.
10:05That's right.
10:07There are a lot of goods.
10:09There are a lot of goods.
10:11Let's read the question again.
10:13Let's read the question again.
10:17Oogiri.
10:19Let's read the question again.
10:21Asagoe vs. Oogiri.
10:23M-1 Carta.
10:25What is Se's reading card?
10:27What is Se's reading card?
10:29Don's Berry.
10:39Let's read the question again.
10:41Kizawa-san vs. Oogiri.
10:43M-1 Carta.
10:45What is Se's reading card?
10:55That's right.
10:57That's right.
10:59That's not good.
11:01The winner is...
11:03Here.
11:05Here.
11:07How was it, judges?
11:09Are you talking about the real Junjun?
11:11Are you talking about the real Junjun?
11:13That's right.
11:15What did he say when he put it on his sleeve?
11:17What did he say when he put it on his sleeve?
11:19He said,
11:21He said,
11:23He said,
11:25He said,
11:29Let's do it with five people.
11:41Shimizu again.
11:45I always play against my partner.
11:47I always play against my partner.
11:51I think it's Kizawa-san and Gya-kun.
11:53That's good.
11:55That's good.
11:59Kizawa-san, you've been chosen.
12:01You're so drunk that you're about to retire.
12:03You're so drunk that you're about to retire.
12:05Are you okay?
12:07I quit.
12:11The fourth time in a row.
12:13The fourth time in a row.
12:15The fourth time in a row.
12:17The fourth time in a row.
12:19The fourth time in a row.
12:23Makihara Noriyuki
12:25Makihara Noriyuki
12:43That was a very good one!
12:45Alright, let's see the results.
12:47Good job, Yankee.
12:52This is Shizawa-san's gag. Here you go.
12:55What should I make with this chocolate pie? What should I make?
13:00My right hand is covered in chocolate and so is my left hand.
13:03Yay! Thanks to this disgusting thing, I'm getting paid!
13:08I'm so sorry!
13:10The winner of the match between Mori and Shibu-chan is...
13:16The winner is...
13:18Shizawa-san!
13:20How was it, Shizawa-san?
13:22It was obvious. Meat, potatoes, mentai, and mayonnaise are definitely not good.
13:27I'm sorry, but I'm going to retire and be free.
13:30Next up is the 6th round.
13:34The one who didn't sit down is this year's M-1 finalist, Mama Tart, Hiwara.
13:40Go, Hiwara!
13:42I'm going to go with Oosuka-san.
13:46Hiwara, why did you choose Oosuka-san?
13:49I like Oosuka-san's Oogiri, so I wanted to play against him.
13:52I see.
13:54Hiwara, who didn't win the All-Japan Championship,
13:57challenged Oosuka, who won the 2-3-94 championship.
14:00The Oogiri will be settled.
14:05Please diss the judge with the rhythm of
14:09Hino Youjin, Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:11Please think about it.
14:16It's an old topic, so it can't be helped.
14:18If you don't answer me, you won't be able to move on to the next question.
14:23They're going to do their best to diss me.
14:26Let's do our best.
14:28First up is Hiwara's Oogiri.
14:31Please diss the judge with the rhythm of
14:34Hino Youjin, Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:38The way you impersonate me is the same as Eiko.
14:44The way you impersonate me is the same as Eiko.
14:48Next is Oosuka's Oogiri.
14:51Please diss the judge with the rhythm of
14:54Hino Youjin, Match Ippon Kajinomoto.
14:57He's still alive, even though he's burdened with disadvantage.
15:07The winner is...
15:11It's a draw.
15:16Here's the next question.
15:19I want to mix it up too.
15:22Wada Aki Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
15:26What happened?
15:27Please think about it.
15:29This is a good question.
15:32I have to read it carefully.
15:36Be careful!
15:39It's Anpanman! Be careful!
15:42He said it's Anpanman.
15:45Here's the next question.
15:47First up is Hiwara's Oogiri.
15:50I want to mix it up too.
15:52Wada Aki Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
15:56What happened?
15:57I was doing it with Koppepan until the middle,
16:00but I made a cut in the middle and
16:03I put a shark in between.
16:07That's too much.
16:09That's good.
16:12Here's the next question.
16:14Oosuka's Oogiri.
16:16I want to mix it up too.
16:18Wada Aki Koppepan appeared in Anpanman's world.
16:22What happened?
16:23There's a huge robot named Dadandan,
16:27and a meatball battle starts.
16:30That's strong.
16:32That's a great answer.
16:34Who will go first?
16:37I'll go again.
16:40Here's the next question.
16:43What is Santa's answer to his father's question?
16:49Think about it.
16:51What is Santa's answer to his father's question?
16:54It's not the worst answer.
16:58It's up to minus 200.
17:01Here's the next question.
17:05What is Santa's answer to his father's question?
17:11Of course it's his father.
17:12Shishimai is his father and so is Oni.
17:22Here's Oosuka's Oogiri.
17:26What is Santa's answer to his father's question?
17:32It's not the best answer.
17:38Who will go first?
17:42I'll go.
17:45That was cool.
17:50Hiwara, Shimicham, and Shishigashira won the semi-final.
17:57Whoever wins will be the first king.
18:00Hiwara won the Oogiri battle and is in the lead.
18:07Shimicham is the first king.
18:11He's going to win.
18:13He's going to win.
18:15He didn't fight once and is in the lead.
18:21The semi-final will be held in the dressing room.
18:24Will Hiwara or Shimicham advance to the final?
18:31The Zao Budokan Live will be held on March 11th.
18:35The strongest players will be there.
18:40Check out the official website.
18:48Will Hiwara or Shimicham advance to the final?
18:57This is Hiwara's dressing room.
19:01Excuse me.
19:04Are you changing?
19:06Are you changing?
19:08Are you changing?
19:10Are you changing?
19:12No.
19:13Damn it!
19:20What's wrong with him?
19:22He's still in the dressing room.
19:28Now, let's check out Shimicham's dressing room.
19:33This is Cyber Japan Dancers' dressing room.
19:37Let's say hello.
19:40Excuse me.
19:41Are you all ready?
19:43Please take a seat.
19:45Please take a seat.
19:47Please take a seat.
19:51It's better to have a sunburn.
19:58Who will be the first king?
20:01I will be the first king.
20:07Shimicham did a good job.
20:09Damn it!
20:11I'm so disappointed.
20:13I can't accept this.
20:20The final match.
20:22Shishigashira vs. Wakita.
20:24It's going to be a fierce battle.
20:27The winner is the king.
20:30Christmas Eve is the king's special.
20:35There are 10 people with shining glasses and glasses.
20:38Who will be the winner?
20:42The judge is you, Chaburishima.
20:48The first king, Shishigashira vs. Mamataru.
20:52It's going to be a fierce battle.
20:54Let's have a one-on-one battle!
20:59I usually wear a manzai costume, a purple double suit.
21:04When I made it, I was told that I could put embroidery in the inside pocket of my chest.
21:10When I saw my hage manzai, I thought,
21:13I can't do hage manzai anymore, it's impossible.
21:17In the last hage manzai, I put the word, last of bold.
21:25When I showed it to an English-speaking person,
21:28they said, I don't need the word, last of bold.
21:33So I put the word, and I ended up being the one to finish off my hage manzai.
21:38That's right.
21:43As expected.
21:45It's more aggressive.
21:47Let's have a one-minute talk about high school.
21:52When I took a taxi in a convenience store in Nagoya,
21:56I was told that I could ride a comedian last week.
21:59I was told that the voice of a manzai artist was loud and energetic.
22:04So I started a quiz.
22:06I said, Mr. Oidasu, Mr. Mitris,
22:09No, I said, Mr. Tom Brown, Mr. Magical Aburi,
22:20No, I said, Mr. Non-Style,
22:22No, I said, Mr. Non-Style,
22:27I did the quiz for about 10 minutes.
22:30As soon as I got to the station, I was told,
22:32Mr. Otsuriman, I said, Indians?
22:34The driver stopped me,
22:36and he took a deep breath like he was announcing a Grammy award,
22:40and he said, Indians!
22:48That's funny.
22:49That's funny.
22:53Hatsuzao, Hatsuzao, which one do you want to go first?
22:57First.
23:00Hatsuzao, Hatsuzao, Mr. Wakita, Mr. Wakita,
23:09Mr. Wakita, Mr. Wakita, congratulations!
23:13How was it?
23:15I didn't think I could reach the top with such low calories.
23:22I did it!
23:26How was it, Mr. Shimizu?
23:28I didn't have to spend a lot of money on my beard,
23:32and it was a very efficient beard.
23:37How was it, Ori and Shimizu?
23:41With such thin shoulders,
23:43no one cares about my long hair.
23:47It's tight on the muscles, too.
23:49January 2nd is Zao's New Year Special!
23:52In addition to Kanechika, who will be the first to appear?
23:55Who will be in charge of the popular comedian,
23:57Daishuugou's laughing martial arts?
24:01Shisencho is Baka Rhythm!