Aired (December 14, 2024): Session 2 - Kung may encyclopedia ang problema, nadaanan na ni Ai-Ai delas Alas ang lahat from A to Z. Paano siya mag-move on from a heartbreak? Paano siya nagpapasaya kung malungkot siya? Alamin ‘yan at iba pang kuwentong problema na minsan tinatawanan na lang natin sa second session ng 'Your Honor.'
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00:00No one wants to be separated.
00:01My son told me,
00:03we're not all ready for what happened to you.
00:05Except,
00:06you're the one who's ready.
00:08The I.R. said,
00:10why are you getting mad at Tuesday?
00:11She's still young, don't let her make mistakes.
00:13What Uge did was,
00:14you're the only one
00:15who's mad at me.
00:16You too, make decisions
00:18about the men in your life.
00:19Hey Carla,
00:19if you're so high on personality,
00:21you're just a kid.
00:22Sometimes, even if I have a problem,
00:23I don't know how to answer them.
00:25All I can say is,
00:25sorry, this is too much.
00:27You're always like,
00:28hey, you're so high on personality.
00:29So, I'm ugly in your eyes?
00:31Sam, you're not that tall.
00:33You're not really a lady.
00:34I'm just tall.
00:36You're being lauded by a lot of women.
00:38But I want to be honest,
00:40when it comes to love life,
00:41sometimes, you're just like your mom.
00:42Because you love me.
00:43That's all.
00:44They know that I'm going through something.
00:46And yet, I make them happy.
00:48And so, I think,
00:49it's a huge blessing.
00:52Hearing is now in session
00:54in 3, 2, 1.
00:58Please rise for your honor,
01:00Madam Chair, Tuesday Vargas.
01:02Hello.
01:04All right.
01:05Please sit down for your second honor,
01:07Mr. Buboy Villareal.
01:08I put you first, Madam Chair.
01:09You're good.
01:10You know, you're good.
01:12You're learning.
01:13Yes, I like this.
01:14Okay.
01:15I accepted this.
01:16Okay.
01:17And please stand again
01:18for your honorable resource person,
01:19the comedy queen,
01:20the only one.
01:21I, I, I, I,
01:24Sit down again.
01:25Okay, everybody.
01:26Thank you for your honor.
01:27Welcome.
01:28Welcome.
01:29To your honor.
01:30Thank you for your honor,
01:31your second honor.
01:32I'm so glad I'm here.
01:36She's riding.
01:37She has humps.
01:38She's riding.
01:39Welcome to the House of Honor, Boss.
01:41Welcome.
01:51Welcome, Boss.
01:52Welcome, Ate I.
01:53Thank you very much.
01:54And you didn't run away
01:55when we sent you a subpoena
01:56to listen to our conversation.
01:58Oh, not at all, your honor.
02:00Because first of all,
02:01the first question I asked was,
02:02is this free?
02:03Oh, yes.
02:04Free?
02:05That's okay.
02:06I don't have to pay for it.
02:07Yes, we pay for it.
02:08It's a crew meal.
02:09Yes.
02:10And the water is free here.
02:11Yes.
02:12Okay, thank you.
02:13Drink all you can.
02:14Ha!
02:15Okay.
02:16Okay, let's get busy now.
02:17Because we're going to talk about
02:19various problems
02:21that are funny.
02:22Yes, that's good.
02:24It's good that we chose our guest
02:26for this.
02:27It's perfect, Madam Chair.
02:28Yes, it's perfect.
02:29Because this topic is really good.
02:31And especially in these times.
02:33Yes, it's really fresh.
02:35You guys, really.
02:37Of course.
02:38No, that's why I chose you.
02:40Because these things,
02:41right, when there's a problem.
02:42Yes.
02:43When it's too heavy,
02:44sometimes you just laugh
02:45and there's no reason.
02:46Coping up.
02:47Yes, coping.
02:48So you don't know if you're going to cry
02:50or laugh.
02:51Fighting!
02:52Yes.
02:53And in fairness, I thought
02:54coping was a joke.
02:55No, it's coping.
02:56Oh, it's coping.
02:57Coping.
02:58Sorry, sorry.
02:59That's the last one.
03:00Sorry, sorry.
03:01That's the last one.
03:02No, it's not.
03:03It's really the last one.
03:04I promise.
03:05Okay, and our resource person
03:06has a lot of experience.
03:07Am I right, Honorable Guest?
03:09Yes, Chair Second Honor.
03:10That's true.
03:11We have a lot of experience
03:13about coping up.
03:15Yes.
03:16You said in your last guesting,
03:17fighting, fighting.
03:18Yes, fighting, fighting.
03:19Yes.
03:20We feel that
03:21in these times.
03:22That's right.
03:23I can see that
03:24your smile is really beautiful.
03:25Yes, thank you.
03:26It's really blooming.
03:27Thank you for my pink lipstick.
03:28Thank you to Inang
03:29for her makeup.
03:31She doesn't have makeup anymore.
03:32Don't worry,
03:33it's also free.
03:36Okay, before we investigate,
03:38you have to take your oath.
03:40Raise your right ear.
03:42How do you do that?
03:43Just like that.
03:45There.
03:46Raise your right ear.
03:47And do you swear
03:48to tell the truth?
03:49The whole truth
03:50and nothing but the truth.
03:52So, help yourself.
03:53Yes, I help myself.
03:54That's true.
03:56Every time,
03:57every afternoon?
03:58Yes.
03:59There's a schedule.
04:00Okay.
04:01Alright, so let's hear
04:02your opening statement.
04:03This is where we'll start
04:04our conversation.
04:05When does a problem
04:06make you laugh?
04:09You know,
04:10a problem makes you laugh
04:11when it's over.
04:12Because
04:13the problem now
04:14is that
04:15when it happens,
04:16it hurts.
04:17But when it's over,
04:18those are the funny moments.
04:20Just like
04:21the example of
04:22when my mother died.
04:24Then,
04:25I was adopted.
04:27So, I told my siblings,
04:28I'm just with my mom now.
04:31That's why
04:32I need to be the one
04:33who cries the loudest.
04:35You made an agreement.
04:36Yes, we made an agreement.
04:37There's a rule
04:38when it comes to crying.
04:39Yes.
04:40Don't cry
04:41after I cry.
04:43This is my moment.
04:44Yes, this is my moment.
04:45This is it.
04:46And then?
04:47I cried.
04:49My sister died.
04:51Huh?
04:52Silence.
04:53She was the one who noticed.
04:54Oh, sister!
04:55Sister!
04:56Like that.
04:57I cried.
04:58That's how it is in the Philippines.
04:59If there's someone who cries,
05:00it's to make everyone famous.
05:02Who gets hurt the most.
05:04Yes.
05:05Who gets affected the most.
05:06I'm with you.
05:07I'm with you.
05:08Yes, okay.
05:09You're with me.
05:10You pushed me.
05:11You pushed me.
05:12You pushed me
05:14and you're back.
05:15Just kidding.
05:17You know why that applies
05:18to our guest here?
05:19She's so good.
05:20Her movie was so iconic.
05:23You made three burros
05:25speaking of a boat
05:26that was being lowered.
05:27Correct.
05:28It's true.
05:29But in real life,
05:30it hurts.
05:31I laughed.
05:32Sorry.
05:33Your acting was so good.
05:34Because that's how
05:35Filipino burros are.
05:36Like a TV series.
05:37Yes, that's really.
05:38If they can see what I'm doing, they'll be like, ahhh!
05:43They'll really miss it.
05:45Oh my God, it hurts.
05:49It hurts your ribs, right?
05:51Yes, Mama.
05:53You're together, but when you're alone, you don't like it.
05:57It's just a joke.
05:59But that's why I'm saying it, because it came from solving problems.
06:04You said earlier that those things are true-to-life for you.
06:09Yes, it's true-to-life.
06:11First of all, it's really hard when you lose your husband.
06:16It's hard.
06:17Although, I haven't lost a husband yet.
06:19But I've lost a lot of husbands.
06:23Let's talk about that.
06:25Let's talk about that.
06:26We can't talk about that.
06:28I want to.
06:31But it's very light.
06:32Very light.
06:33Okay, let's talk about light.
06:36It's just light.
06:37Just light.
06:39Like the day he told me that he doesn't want to do this and that.
06:46It was the AOA taping.
06:48You said it was your birthday special.
06:51My birthday special.
06:53My gosh.
06:54I thought, it's cool, I hope I can get through this.
06:57So I got through the show.
06:59I didn't see Alden Reed.
07:03I saw Alden.
07:04He's close to me.
07:06He's also close to my ex.
07:08So when I saw him, I was like, I don't know.
07:12You're like that, right?
07:13When you're going through something, you're too emotional.
07:15When I saw him, I got emotional.
07:18You're not singing, Alden.
07:19Why are you singing?
07:20Yes, I really saw him.
07:21He said, why are you crying, Ms. Alden?
07:24I said, I missed you.
07:27The reaction was so high.
07:29After that, I said, why are you crying?
07:33Then I missed him.
07:34You know the reason.
07:36But I'm sure he felt it.
07:38Yes, he felt it.
07:39He bribed me.
07:40What did he say?
07:41He said, what you're going through, Ms. Ai.
07:44He said, it's okay.
07:48I understand you.
07:50Because I'm not telling him the truth.
07:52I really told him.
07:53Even as a bribe, I told him that I miss him.
07:55He knows it's not true.
07:57Yes, because the reaction was so high.
07:59When you miss someone, you get emotional.
08:02You just miss them.
08:03Why are you laughing?
08:04He didn't promise.
08:05I'm still here.
08:07Ms. Ai, I'm still here.
08:08Yes, that's how he cried.
08:11When I saw him, I felt like I was dead.
08:15So, he had a motive.
08:16He asked you, he bribed you.
08:18But when you have a problem,
08:19and you don't want to...
08:20Of course, we're working.
08:21Yes, you don't want to...
08:22Someone's holding you.
08:23Is that what Alden did?
08:24Yes, that's how it is.
08:26That's why I did that.
08:28He hugged me.
08:30He gave me a hug.
08:31We haven't seen each other for a long time.
08:33After our show in California,
08:35we saw each other again on October 14th.
08:38So, when he hugged me, you know...
08:40The message just happened,
08:43and you saw each other right away.
08:44Yes, it was early in the morning.
08:45That morning, when the AOS was taping.
08:49Ms. Ai, how did you...
08:51It's hard to feel like that.
08:54How did you let it happen?
08:55Because if it was me,
08:56I don't think I'd be able to handle it.
08:59It's like your world is going to collapse.
09:01I was really nervous back then,
09:02but I had to put up with it
09:03because I had nothing else to do.
09:05I was already at the AOS.
09:06I had to work.
09:07And it was my birthday celebration.
09:10So, it was okay for me to cry
09:11because I felt like I was touched.
09:14Yes, you were touched.
09:15People thought that
09:17Ms. Ai Ay de las Alas was touched.
09:20Along with that...
09:21They thought I was touched.
09:23I was surprised.
09:24They were all shocked.
09:25Even Kelvin was surprised.
09:27Why would I cry like that?
09:30Kelvin was surprised.
09:31Although, I was also surprised.
09:33So, that's how it is.
09:34It's just funny.
09:35It's just funny when you think about it.
09:37And back then,
09:38when I think about what happened back then,
09:41it's just funny.
09:43I had a lot of things like that.
09:45Yes. Would you say, Ms.,
09:46that's why you're like that?
09:48When you have a problem,
09:49you overcome it.
09:50You think about the lighter side of things.
09:53Because what happened in your life,
09:55from when you were a kid until now,
09:57you're like, Ms.,
09:58when you had an encyclopedia of problems
10:01that you went through from A to Z,
10:03it's different.
10:04You know, it's true.
10:05You know, Arnel told me,
10:06he told me,
10:07Arnel Ignacio,
10:08because you're friends with him, right?
10:10He said,
10:11Aileen, you know,
10:12you should set up a seminar every Sunday.
10:15Because you're the president of diseases.
10:18You can handle everything.
10:20So, you can share that.
10:22So, to those who go through what you went through,
10:25so they can be like you,
10:27he said,
10:28I should set up a seminar every Sunday.
10:30I said,
10:31I can't. I don't know how to set up a seminar.
10:33You even became a teacher.
10:34That's why I said that.
10:36Because I was the one who was the doctorate.
10:41He said,
10:42you know, you're a doctorate.
10:43He said that to me.
10:44Okay, friend.
10:45Then, wow.
10:46Right?
10:47In fairness to you,
10:48when you work and you're a newbie,
10:50you don't feel like you're mentoring.
10:52You don't feel like you're teaching.
10:54He's not like that.
10:55I'm the one who's being scolded by Uge, right?
10:58Yes, because you're hitting me.
11:00You're hitting him.
11:01Share it.
11:02Because this is what happened.
11:04Share it.
11:06I have a problem with my heart.
11:07We were taping.
11:08We were taping.
11:09Then, Direk Neto was still alive.
11:11Then, Direk Neto was the first one who smelled.
11:13It's like there's a problem.
11:15There's something species.
11:16Eugene Domingo was called.
11:19We're so close.
11:20He's like my younger sister.
11:23That's how he treats me.
11:25He's the one who's mentoring.
11:27So, he's scolding me.
11:28It's because of you.
11:29When you're making decisions,
11:31you trust men.
11:32You trust them.
11:33He's cheating.
11:35He's cheating.
11:36Cheating.
11:37Cheating.
11:38You know what I mean?
11:39He's really cheating.
11:40You know what I mean?
11:41It's really like that.
11:42He's making you look good, right?
11:43He's an auntie.
11:44We were in his dressing room.
11:46Then, he's quiet.
11:47We were messing with him.
11:48Brother Dick was there.
11:49He was on his phone.
11:50He's also quiet.
11:51Ugy's so quiet.
11:52He's like,
11:53Come here!
11:54I took the piss.
11:55He said,
11:56Why are you treating me like this on a Tuesday?
11:57He's young.
11:58Don't let him make mistakes.
11:59Like that.
12:01He talks like that.
12:02What Ugy did was,
12:03You're one!
12:05He said,
12:06You too!
12:07Make decisions!
12:08Men in your life.
12:11I'm not saying this because he's with me.
12:13He said,
12:14Don't let him.
12:15He's really stinky.
12:16What did she say?
12:17She said,
12:18If you get mad,
12:19she'll be the one to get mad,
12:20and I'll be the one to make up.
12:22She got mad at me again.
12:23She'll be the one.
12:24What about me?
12:25Me again.
12:27She'll be the one again.
12:28But the point is,
12:29if she's going to solve a problem,
12:31she's always trying to be strong.
12:33She doesn't want to dwell.
12:34I noticed that about her.
12:36I don't want to dwell.
12:37And also,
12:38why would you dwell on illness?
12:40You can dwell on positivity.
12:42What do you do to get that?
12:44You know,
12:45you give them seminars,
12:47Zumba,
12:48Day 1, Day 1.
12:49First,
12:50you have to go to the church.
12:52You have to say,
12:53Lord,
12:54give me a new heart.
12:55Lord,
12:56give me a new heart.
12:57Lord,
12:58give me a new heart.
12:59A loving heart.
13:00A peaceful heart.
13:01Like that.
13:02And then,
13:03you can do Zumba.
13:04Zumba.
13:05Zumba in the morning,
13:06Zumba in the afternoon,
13:07Zumba at night.
13:09That's coming up.
13:10December 16th.
13:11You can do Zumba.
13:13You can also go to the gym.
13:14You can also enroll in
13:16Taekwondo,
13:18Boxing,
13:19things like that.
13:20And,
13:21I started reading.
13:23I read books.
13:26Again,
13:27I used to read books.
13:30Now, I read again.
13:31I read books so that I won't be stupid.
13:34Because I'm stupid in love.
13:37I'm stupid in the world.
13:38I should be smart in the world.
13:40That's right.
13:41You're so focused on yourself.
13:43Yes.
13:44We can see that.
13:45Yes.
13:46Super focused.
13:47And then,
13:48next year,
13:49I'll have a lot of friends.
13:51We'll go to Bangkok.
13:52Yes.
13:53Friend trips.
13:54I'll go to Abu Dhabi.
13:55I'll go to Mama Mary Pilgrimage in October.
13:59Things like that.
14:00So, you planned your year
14:01so that you'll have a busy body.
14:03Yes.
14:04Looking forward.
14:05Beautiful.
14:06I'm looking forward
14:07for healing process.
14:08Yes.
14:09That's perfect.
14:10Beautiful.
14:11Process with a Z.
14:12Process with a Z.
14:13Processing.
14:14Processes.
14:15There's a lot.
14:16Yes.
14:17This is what we call
14:18the coping mechanism.
14:20That's right.
14:21How we handle our problems.
14:24How it manifests in our bodies.
14:26Mr. Second Honor,
14:28can you explain
14:29what coping mechanism is?
14:30Thank you very much
14:31for remembering the
14:32according to your research.
14:33Kineso.
14:35There's nothing like that in research.
14:37There's nothing like that?
14:38There's nothing like Kineso in research.
14:39There's nothing like that?
14:40Well, according to my source.
14:41Who's source is that?
14:42Is that a trap?
14:43No.
14:44This is it.
14:45Coping mechanism
14:46is our ability
14:47to manage stress,
14:48anxiety,
14:49and unpleasant emotions.
14:51Who's your source?
14:52Where did you get that?
14:53It's Maring Wiki.
14:55Wikipedia.
14:56Oh, it's Maring Wiki.
14:57Yes.
14:58It's free.
14:59It's free.
15:00And it's Maring Googs.
15:01There.
15:02That's my second source.
15:03Yes.
15:04I put Wiki first
15:05because she's more
15:06reliable.
15:07Reliable.
15:08Reliable.
15:09She doesn't know.
15:10Sorry.
15:11That's the only thing I didn't read there.
15:12I'm sorry.
15:14Reliable.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Very good.
15:17Okay.
15:18And I also have research
15:19that studies show
15:20that one of the most effective
15:22mechanisms
15:23is laughing.
15:24Oh.
15:25There's that here.
15:26For example,
15:27what you did
15:28is also a coping mechanism.
15:30Oh.
15:31So you agree with that, right?
15:33Don't just laugh by yourself.
15:35They might think you're crazy.
15:37They might think you're crazy.
15:38And also,
15:39they might think
15:40you just bought
15:42your own source.
15:46That's a different source, Madam Chair.
15:48That's not for us.
15:49Order, order, order.
15:50No.
15:51So Bally,
15:52what our second owner is saying is
15:54the things you do
15:56to make other people happy
15:58is a way for you to heal also.
16:01If you see them happy,
16:03you're okay.
16:04How do you do that?
16:05No.
16:06You know, that's true.
16:08So,
16:13fighting.
16:16We love you.
16:18So,
16:19we love you.
16:29And so,
16:38Right?
16:40Yes.
16:41I'm so grateful.
17:07Yes.
17:10Yes.
17:15Yes.
17:37Yes.
17:42Yes.
17:44Yes.
17:51Yes.
18:04Yes.
18:08Yes.
18:11It's the simple things.
18:13Yes.
18:16Yes.
18:20Yes.
18:22Yes.
18:25Yes.
18:30Yes.
18:33Yes.
18:38Yes.
18:43Yes.
18:52Yes.
19:01Yes.
19:08Yes.
19:20And I think it's a blessing.
19:37Yes.
19:38Yes.
19:40Yes.
19:42Yes.
19:44Yes.
19:46Yes.
19:48Yes.
19:50Yes.
19:52Yes.
19:54Yes.
19:56Yes.
19:58Yes.
20:00Yes.
20:02Yes.
20:04Yes.
20:06Yes.
20:20Yes.
20:24Yes.
20:29Yes.
20:35calmado ka na nung sumasagot ka kay Tito Boy, iba na yung atake mo, iba na yung pag-receive mo sa problem this time around.
20:43So would you say, eto, natuto ka na ba? Hinaharap mo na ba yung problema, hindi mo na lang siya tinatawanan? Anong ginagawa mo ngayon?
20:51Kasi, una sa lahat, pag pinapasok ko yung isang bagay, hindi ko inaaral, pero una, parang positively sinasabi ko,
21:02sana at this time, tama na. Kasi, sa totoo lang, wala namang taong gustong mahiwalay. Wala namang taong gustong mangyari ito.
21:10Actually, ako, nashack talaga ako, and sabi nga sa akin nung anak ko kahapon, sabi niya, Mama, sabi niya, alam mo, sa totoo lang,
21:20wala namang talagang gustong mangyari ito sa atin, di ba? Sa atin, sa'yo. Tapos, hindi tayo lahat ready sa nangyari sa'yo.
21:27Sabi ko, except, alam mo na, ako sinong ready?
21:32Siya kasi yung nagsimula.
21:33Oo, siya ready.
21:34Siya ready na siya.
21:35Oo, ikaw may lahat hindi ready.
21:37May message ka, ready na ako.
21:38Sabi ko sa kanya, except, tayo lahat hindi ready, pero siya ready siya. Oo nga ma, pero di ba, wala namang may gusto nito.
21:46And yun yung isa, since wala namang lahat may gusto nito, so kailangan, bit-bit mo yan eh, kumbaga, pinasok mo yan,
21:55so kailangan aralin mo na i-exit ka na maganda, lalo na ngayong part ng buhay natin ngayon na marami ng social media,
22:04na marami ng opinion ang lahat ng mga tao, di ba?
22:08Sa totoo lang, lahat naman tayo sa buhay natin, hindi lang artista, yung mga tao.
22:13Yung mga nasa social media, maraming comment yan, pero yung mismong taong nakakaramdam naman,
22:18hindi naman nila alam ko ano pinagdadaanan ng tao na yun eh, di ba?
22:21Mema-pindot lang.
22:22Yes, mema-pindot lang, mema lang, di ba?
22:25Eh kaya ako, tinatry ko na maipakita sa kanila na this is the way to exit or a grand pain na malulusutan mo.
22:36Ang galing naman, so parang meron ka nang bukas ang mata ko, nung ginawa ko na to, tinatanggap ko, ganun na yung demeanor.
22:44Yes, kaya lang walang may gusto nito, pero nangyari na, so tanggapin natin ng maganda.
22:51And ipakita natin na kahit ang tao nasasaktan, we always have to be thankful for everything.
22:59In all circumstances, we need to be thankful to the Lord and sa lahat ng mga blessing na binigay niya sa atin.
23:05Nagkataon lang na ito, malay ko na ito pala ay isang blessing na hindi ko alam.
23:12Dadaanan ko lang, pero may maganda itong ibibigay sa atin.
23:17Part of the process.
23:17Perfect.
23:18Part of the process.
23:19May isyashare akong Japanese na art form.
23:22May intindihan naman namin.
23:23May intindihan nyo to, hindi ko ito Japanese. Tagalog, tagalog lang.
23:26Tama na talaga to.
23:27I'm sorry?
23:28Tas maganda siya magsalita, kasi may intindihan mo siya eh.
23:31Dati po kasi akong announcer sa Dividendaso, ha? Dividendaso.
23:36And finally, gano'n.
23:38Charas.
23:39Pero anyways, kintsugi yan, tawag dito.
23:41Ito yung parang, kint, ganun ba yan? Kintsugi, parang ganyan.
23:47Kintsugi.
23:47Kapag nabasag yung porcelain, kunyari vase or plato, they put it back together, tapos they put gold lining dun sa parts na broken siya, and then they display it again.
23:58So parang to the Japanese people, parang ang intindi ko don, yung lesson na tinuturo, no matter how broken we are, yung mga pinagdaan, there is beauty in a breakdown.
24:08There is love to be found in a depressed state of mind.
24:13Kapag kahit gano'ng kalugmok, may pag-ibig pa din na iwan dun, diba?
24:18If not tayo bilang nanay.
24:20Pag-ibig nating sa ating sarili.
24:22Sa anak, sa kapwa.
24:24And we are so.
24:26Sa mga fans.
24:28We are so grateful, leading to that, that we have this type of work.
24:31May trabaho tayong nakakapagpa, extend tayo ng saya.
24:35So kung meron nanonood, lagi ko ito naiisip, ati.
24:38Pag kunyari yan, casino show.
24:40Diba madilim, nasa yung spotlight.
24:42May isang tumawa dun na sobrang lakas, sana, meron akong nabigay sa'yo today, ati or kuya, na yung problema mo nakalimutan mo konti.
24:51Meron bang lumapit sa'yo ganun, ati?
24:53Nabago mo buhay ko dun sa joke mo.
24:55Na-solutionan mo yung problema.
24:57Kwentuhan mo kami, paano mo na-solutionan ang problema.
25:00Marami akong nababasa, kunyari.
25:02Sa social media ko lang.
25:06Di naman ako nagbabasa doon, labas na.
25:08Kasi, alam mo na, maraming nega.
25:10So, ano ka nalang?
25:12Binablock mo na kagad yun.
25:14Pero, yung sinasabi nila na, hindi mo lang alam, ganyan.
25:16Nung namamoroblema ako, nanonood ako ng movie mo.
25:20So, okay ako.
25:22So, okay ako.
25:24Naging okay ako.
25:26So, pag ganyan, sobrang thankful sila sakin.
25:28Kaya, pag dumadaan akong ganito sa ganito, naalala ko na ang daming nagmamahal sakin.
25:35So, lalo akong lumalakas.
25:37Yes!
25:39Seminar na talaga to.
25:41Gagawin ko na day one.
25:43World Trade.
25:45Arnelie, mag-guess ka dito.
25:47Ang dami ding masasabi nun.
25:49Nagmadaldal yun, sobrang talina din nun.
25:51Isa pa yun, Nino.
25:53Parang encyclopedia naglalakad.
25:55Tanungin mo siya lahat.
25:57Marunong yun.
25:59Marunong, marunong.
26:01Sobrang galingan nun, diba?
26:03Ano yun ni Conservatory of Music?
26:05Yes.
26:07Nakuha siya ng music niya.
26:09Hindi niya matugtog, kasi sobrang hira.
26:11Yung music sheet niya, nahihirapan siya sa sarili niya.
26:13Pinagtugtog niya sa iba.
26:15So, pinaka-challenging siya din.
26:17Isa pa yan.
26:19Alam mo mga kaibigan natin, badiing ate.
26:21Isa pa silang source ng kaligayaan sa buhay.
26:23Totoo naman.
26:25Pag mayroon tayong problem, akala naman, I lean.
26:27Ano din, akala naman.
26:29Tapos sumasaya na tayo ulit.
26:31Bakla, gagaling.
26:33Bakla, kasi may talak, diba?
26:35Bakla may talak.
26:37So, nakakahappy kaya yung talak nila.
26:39Hindi masakit.
26:41Kasi susunod mo sila yun sa talak mo.
26:43Eh, bakit ikaw bakla?
26:45O, diba?
26:47Kaya nga, iwa ko back.
26:49Back to you.
26:51Back to you.
26:54So, may tanggapan na rin na nagagana.
26:56Lalo na pag matagal mo ng kaibigan.
26:58Misan wala salita, no ate?
27:00Wala.
27:02Mata kayo parang, mhm.
27:04Bakla.
27:06Kasi naman, mhm, tama na.
27:08Puro mhm.
27:10Si Aniel nga, liyakap lang ako.
27:12Hindi nagsalita?
27:14Hindi, binili niya akong pabangot.
27:16Tapos hindi siya gustong i-bili.
27:18I-bili natin siya ng ganyan.
27:20Ginawa kang bata, binigyan ka ng candy.
27:22Deserve mo yun.
27:24At saka alam mo, parang panahon na parang mayroong dumating sa buhay mo.
27:26Na puhusang ka ng gano'n.
27:28Oo.
27:30Hindi, at saka siguro, love.
27:32Yung love ko for myself,
27:34mas dadagdagang ko pa.
27:36Kasi in 10 years time na
27:38nung nag-asawa ko,
27:40ang dami kong hindi nagawa na dati kong ginagawa eh.
27:42So siguro din yun,
27:44isa yun sa reason na
27:46baka sabi ni Lord, o gawin mo na ulit yung dati mong ginagawa para happy ka.
27:48Ang galing nung na-pivot niya kagad yung
27:50experience, diba?
27:52Hindi madali yun.
27:54Mahirap. Mahirap din yun.
27:56Lalo na sa trabaho natin.
27:58Nagpapatawa.
28:00Ay nako, totoo.
28:02Parang magpatawa.
28:04Bukod kay Alden.
28:06Sa stage.
28:08Ito na, nasarap ko na ng mga taskwear ko.
28:10May iyak nga ako, diba?
28:12Sabi ko thank you kasi na-touch ako sana.
28:14Yun sa AOS.
28:16Akala nila birthday, touching moment.
28:18May iyak kaya, thank you.
28:20Kasi na-touch ako sa surprise stage.
28:24Sabi mo nga, diba?
28:26Comedy is pain.
28:28Bakit, ate?
28:30Sakin sa experience ko, kasi pag yung
28:32kunyari dumadaan nga ako sa mga napagdaanan ko na yan,
28:34mas magaling ako magperform.
28:36Ewan ko bakit.
28:38Siguro dindedicate ko lahat ng pain ko
28:40sa kanila.
28:42Na parang, oh, kahit po masakit to,
28:44pero nandiyan kayong lahat
28:47mahalin ako. Kaya lalo kong ginagaling
28:48sumaya sila. Baka ganun.
28:50Hindi ko rin may explain eh.
28:52Yung mga tao din eh, no?
28:54Yung mga tao, pag nakita ka na nila,
28:56iisipin pa ba nila may problema ka?
28:58Sobrang, ayayay sa personal.
29:00Nakakatawa, yun.
29:02Hindi ganun, tasakalang nila may isipin.
29:04Ay, may problema pala siya.
29:08Pinagdadaanan pala siya, ganyan.
29:10Pero sila ngayon,
29:12nakakatawa kasi parati silang gumagana,
29:14kaya gano'n sila.
29:16Ayayay, fighting!
29:18Gano'n sila. Nakakatawa naman.
29:20Happy ako.
29:22Marami ka na yata. Tama na si Arnel sa mga sinabi niya.
29:24So, bukod sa seminar, marami ka na buhay
29:26na nasagip. Dahil sa mga
29:28pagganungganan mo.
29:30Sa comedy, sa inspirational words mo,
29:32sa mga interview.
29:34So, sige, para sa...
29:36Siguro kinokopya nila na,
29:38ayayay, kaya niya. Kaya ko rin.
29:40Ay, ate Ay, sige.
29:42Ano ang puri-puri ang natatanggap natin ngayon?
29:44Dahil nga, natutuwa sila lahat.
29:46Ano ba yung mga, ikaw din, tatadugin di kita.
29:48Ano yung mga self-deprecating humor?
29:50Kung baga yung nilalaglag mo yung sarili mo
29:52na galing din sa kutsa
29:54sa'yo dati. Like ako, wala akong dede,
29:56di ba?
29:58Napagkakamalan akong lalaki pag naglalakadok.
30:00Nung bata ako, kasi mahilig ako sa boy-cut na buhok.
30:02Totoy, totoy,
30:04dito ka sa babaing ako e, di ba?
30:06So, ginamit ko na siya bilang material.
30:08So, kayo, ano ba yung
30:10mga laging nagagamit nyo na rin
30:12sa trabaho nyo?
30:14Dati tukso, or masakit,
30:16pero ginawan yung positibo.
30:18Ako kasi ati, ay, parang
30:20may disadvantage at advantage ako e.
30:22Dahil sa height?
30:24Minsan kapag nasa public ako,
30:26huya, kala kong tangkad mo sa personal,
30:28maliit ka lang pala. So, minsan kahit may problema din ako,
30:30di ko nalang kung paano ko sila sasagutin.
30:32Parang, isa na nang nasasabi ko,
30:34sorry ha, sagad na po ito.
30:36Ito na yung max ko.
30:38Kaya tulad pag sa social media,
30:40maga feeling ko sa akin, yung ngipin ko,
30:42kasi sungki-sungki po ako e.
30:44Lahat ng mga comments sa akin,
30:46kunwari, nagpapa-beauty,
30:48ganyan, refreshing ng muka.
30:50Tumatalab ba? Parang gano'n.
30:52Ganyan yung mga comment nila.
30:54Ganyan, tapos, minsan mga comment nila,
30:56wow, nagpapalitada po kayo.
30:58Ganyan.
31:00Yung nawa kang bahay.
31:02Tapos, kunwari, yung ano,
31:04nagpapa-beauty ka, paayos mo lang po yung ngipin ninyo,
31:06hindi mo kailangan ng derma,
31:08ang kailangan mo, foreman.
31:10Ganun pala, yung may naghahaluran si Behempo sa gilid.
31:12Gano'n.
31:14Ikaw ate, ay, paano mo ginagawa positive?
31:16Ay, hindi, ako parating,
31:18uy, ay, ay, maganda ka pala sa personal.
31:20So, ate, pangit ako sa TV.
31:22Ganun ba yun?
31:24Ay, hindi naman.
31:26Sinasabi ko lang, ganun.
31:28Dapat mas maganda ka sa personal.
31:30Ganun, maganda ko pala sa personal.
31:32Tapos, sabi, hindi lang pala
31:34mga baba-baba mo, hindi talaga, ate.
31:36Mataas lang na ako.
31:38Hindi, yung mga pag-ita.
31:40Okay, happy.
31:42Okay, happy.
31:44Happy, happy.
31:46O, diba? Ganun!
31:48Tapos, may irap.
31:50O, o.
31:52Kayo din, eh. Misa may mga pilingera din.
31:54O, may mga pilingera.
31:56Tapos, minsan, depende yan, pag-gutom ako,
31:58kunyari, medyo may kundang patola ako.
32:00O, kaya nakakatingin sa kanyang medyo irap.
32:02O, may patola.
32:06Tingin-tingin na lang.
32:08O, pero pag tayo nagagalit na tayo,
32:10or inis na tayo, natatawa pa rin.
32:12Alam mo, pero, alam mo,
32:14dati na ganun ako, na dibdib na tayo.
32:16Sabi ko, wala nang akong dede, papasok pa paloob.
32:18O, kaya nila yata,
32:20pag yung ganun, yung nagagalit tayo,
32:22alala, natatawa pa rin.
32:24O, kaya biruan pa rin.
32:26Pero, sige na nga lang, at least akalo sa tayo,
32:28na alam nila na hindi tayo nagagalit,
32:30bibigwasan.
32:32Lalo na pag yung talagang ano,
32:34yung, hoy, ayay!
32:36Yung anlakas ng boses na pinaparinig nila
32:38sa iba.
32:40Hoy, ayay!
32:42O, ano ka pala, no?
32:44Hindi ka naman pala masyadong
32:46pangit sa personal.
32:50Akala niya compliment.
32:52Akala niya pinupuri kanya.
32:54So, ata, ikaw rin, hindi ka maganda
32:56sa personal.
32:58It's a tie.
33:00It's a tie.
33:02Ate, hindi ka maganda sa personal.
33:04Sabi niya, ay, bakit?
33:06Hindi naman ako lumalabas sa TV.
33:08O, kahit na, kahit na hindi ka lumalabas sa TV,
33:10pangit ka pa rin sa personal.
33:12Kainis kasi ako sa kanyi.
33:14Napikun ka na.
33:16O, saba kasi. At las, alakas ka rin yung boses.
33:18Gusto niya iparinig din sa buong mundo.
33:20Pwede mo naman sabihin sa akin lang, diba?
33:22O, pwede na, ate.
33:24Hoy, ayay!
33:26Hindi ko naman pala pangit, e.
33:28Bakit sinasabi nila na ganyan.
33:30Sana ganyan?
33:32Hoy, ayay!
33:34E, nag-grocery ka pa, no?
33:36Yung maririnig ng mga
33:38promodiser.
33:40Nakaka-visitin si ate.
33:42Parang asarap mo sila ng bunga.
33:44Ayan, ate.
33:46Paalala lang po sa mga nakakasalubong sa amin.
33:48Lalo na pag-gutong kami.
33:50Magpunating lakasan yung komento natin.
33:52Unless maganda.
33:54Kapag maganda, pwede nyo pong lakasan.
33:56Pag hindi naman kayo nagaganda lang sa amin,
33:58i-bulong nyo na lang.
34:00Keep it to yourself, better than.
34:02Bakit talaga kayo maingay?
34:04Palakpakan natin at the gay side.
34:06Ay, nalang sa alas!
34:08Ang dami ko natutunan.
34:10Bukod kay ate.
34:12Salamat sa mga lessons
34:14ko na-impart.
34:16Maraming marami ding salamat.
34:18And kay Second Honor,
34:20maraming salamat sa inyo.
34:22Matutuwa ako na kahit papano
34:24na ibigay ko rin yung mga payo natin dyan.
34:26Doon sa mga nagdadaan din,
34:28sa mga pinagdadaanan nilang ngayon
34:30sa kanilang buhay.
34:32Hindi man sa love life, sa buhay nila.
34:34Ganun lang po talaga ang buhay.
34:36Minsan wala namang tayo talaga magagawa.
34:38Natanggapin na lang natin.
34:40Pero tanggapin nyo gracefully.
34:42Amen.
34:44Wala na ako maidadagdag.
34:46Yes, everybody clap your hands for Ayay De La Salas!
34:48Ibang klase.
34:50Kasi hindi lang girls.
34:52Lahat ng nakikinig sa atin ngayon.
34:54Basta mga bakla na dumadaan sa mga anis.
34:56Basta may pinagdadaanan kayo.
34:58Kung panuorin nyo itong episode na to,
35:00parang wala na kayong pinagdadaanan.
35:02Tsaka mahiya lang kayo kay Ayay De La Salas
35:04na almanak ng problema!
35:08Hindi ka na comedy queen.
35:10Almanak ng problema.
35:12Denominate nyo from A to Z.
35:16Ayan, palakpakan natin.
35:18Ito sa ating ilalathala.
35:20Para sa lahat ng tao ngayon.
35:22Pero bago yan muna siguro, Madam Chair.
35:24Ito yung inaantay ko.
35:26Be honest ha.
35:28Ikaw naman tano.
35:30Pwede nyo pong sabihin, pero pag ayaw nyo pong sabihin,
35:32pwede nyo naman pong ibulong.
35:34I-whisper.
35:36With wings pa kung gusto mo ate.
35:38May mga nakalista po kami mga tanong po dito.
35:40So ready na po ba kayo?
35:42Ready.
35:44Sa mga nakatrabaho mong artist,
35:46kanino ka
35:48na pipikon currently ha?
35:50Yung ngayon.
35:52Ito na naman si ano.
35:54Ayan naman siya. Nakakainis.
35:56Parang wala dito.
35:58Okay lang po. Mas okay.
36:00Akala ko parang wala
36:02dito.
36:04Kasi yung mababait talagang mga tao.
36:06Oo nga, totoo nga.
36:08Pwede mong bulong sa kanate. Sige na, hindi ko sasabihin.
36:10Executive whisper.
36:12Mamaya.
36:14Tapos hindi ko sasabihin sa Mike.
36:16Kasama talaga ito sa program. Wala kayong TF daw pag walang ito.
36:18Sinabi ka agad.
36:20Tumayo na.
36:22O, go. Sasali ako.
36:34Sa ating pong mga tagapakinig,
36:36nakakashock ang
36:38reveal ng ating comedy queen.
36:40Actually, marami sigat.
36:42May pagkaganon.
36:44Bakit patitso na po ba siya ganon?
36:46Marami silang ganon.
36:48Kultura siguro tingin ko.
36:50Kultura.
36:52Ang galing ng pagkakadots, right?
36:54Hindi, totoo. Culture yan.
36:56Kultura talaga yan doon.
36:58Pero lampasan na natin yan.
37:00Kasi ang mahalaga, ayaw niya talaga munang sabihin.
37:02Pinilit lang namin.
37:04Dahil ganon po ang ay-idol as Alice.
37:06Wala po tayong maririnig na
37:08masamang tinapay tungkol sa kanya.
37:10Ano lang? Sige lang? Sige lang?
37:12Gusto mo yan eh.
37:14Hayaan mo na magkamali si Tuesday.
37:16Hayaan mo na magkamali si Tuesday.
37:18Baka tapa naman yan.
37:20Isa ka pa!
37:22Ako agad!
37:24Okay, napakamakabuluhan!
37:26Pangalapakan!
37:28Yes!
37:30Dami nating aaral na nabitbit ngayong araw neto.
37:32Dahil nga napakamakabuluhan
37:34ng ating hearing today.
37:36Dami nating information na na-share
37:38kung paalam nating batas sa araw na ito.
37:40Yes, Madam Chair. Ito ang batas na
37:42Iyak Now, Tawa Later Act.
37:44Correct!
37:46Nung naiiyak ka, umiyak ka lang.
37:48Kung natatawa ka, tumawa ka lang.
37:50Pero kung bash ka lang ng bash,
37:52Hoy! Itigil mo yan! Ingit lang yan.
37:54Tama! Itigil mo yan!
37:56Itigil mo na yan!
37:58Miss A.I., maraming salamat po.
38:00Papalakpakan natin siya ulit.
38:02Thank you, baby Tuesday.
38:04It's our honor.
38:06Love you, Buboy.
38:08Love you, Ate I.
38:10Ayan, ang mga Scorpio matinding magmahal.
38:12Matinding matinding.
38:14Yes! 9-11.
38:16Si Buboy, 7.
38:18Si Bubay.
38:20Bubay, November 7.
38:22Marami tayong ganyan.
38:24Ate V, November 3.
38:26Sana dumami pa pong mga Scorpio.
38:28Yes!
38:30Bagay, bagay yung sojak sign.
38:32Perfect!
38:342025 na!
38:36Ang bilis ng panahon.
38:38Ano po ba ang wish po ninyo
38:40itong darating po na 2025?
38:44Happy happy ako
38:46super sa
38:48Christmas mismo.
38:50Sana
38:52makabili ako
38:54ng kotse.
38:56Ang ganda ng pangarap!
39:00May specific kotse?
39:02Wala. Gusto kong
39:04mahilig kasi sa kotse.
39:06Matagal na ako hindi nakabili.
39:08Sana makabili ako kotse.
39:10Dahil po dyan, claim it, Ate I.
39:12Yes!
39:14Actor ng episode na to may tatawag sa'yo
39:16na may kotse. Manifest!
39:18Send to the world!
39:20Sabihin nila,
39:22i-thank you mo na lang kami sa
39:24social media.
39:26Yes!
39:28Perfect!
39:30Maraming maraming salamat po
39:32sa inyong pakikinig at sa ating
39:34hearing for today. Ay nandito kayo
39:36kasama namin.
39:38At laging niyo pong tangdaan. Kung mayroon po kayong problema,
39:40hindi problema mo na yun. Huwag mo na kami idamay.
39:42Hearing adjourned!
39:46Chai ay lupa!