Ayon kina Kaye Brosas, Jinky Oda, at Duday, dahil dati raw basketbolero si Long Mejia, nambobola na rin daw siya ng mga chicks! Totoo kaya ito?
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00:00We walk hand in hand, we dream together. We giggle and laugh like kids forever.
00:12We're two different people, but we're having fun. We talk about anything under the sun.
00:19We are sisters, we are friends. We've got magic that never ends.
00:26I've got you sis, you've got me. The best of friends we'll always, always be.
00:38We always have fun being together. You know me the best, we're friends forever.
00:46Through good times and bad, I'm here for you sis. Right by your side, hit or miss.
00:53We are sisters, we are friends. We've got magic that never ends.
01:00I've got you sis, you've got me. The best of friends, the best of friends.
01:08The best of friends we'll always, always be. We are sisters, we are sisters.
01:18Good morning! Good morning to all of our loyal sisters and brothers here in the studio.
01:28Hello! And of course, good morning to our sisters who are watching from their homes.
01:35Yes! Oh my! Our morning is really happy and beautiful because it's another edition of Sis, Truth or Consequence.
01:43Truth and Consequence is what we've brought to them. That's right!
01:47But now, oh my! It's different. It's a different criteria that we're looking for in opposite sex.
01:53Why is it different?
01:54It's different because aside from the physical appearance, the appeal of people who have a sense of humor is also great.
02:02You're laughing at the right thing.
02:04You're in love with a guy who has a beautiful face but you're sleepy because he's boring.
02:10Yes.
02:11Isn't it?
02:12Yes.
02:13So, what do you mean?
02:14It's okay if he's boring but he's great.
02:18Yes, he's fun to be with.
02:20You're nervous because he's laughing.
02:22Yes, is that 100 pocky points, Jenny?
02:25Yes, do you agree with that?
02:26Do you agree with that?
02:29Because if he's handsome, just look at him. Don't talk to him.
02:34Because you're sleepy.
02:35Yes, you're sleepy because you're sleepy.
02:37So, let's get to know the new guys and the new girls.
02:43And their lines.
02:45Please welcome, Brad Pitt.
02:49Good morning.
02:51What's that? Pick up lines?
02:52Yes.
02:55If you're small in my body, it's just a disguise.
02:59At home, I'm fat.
03:05Jinky Oda.
03:07Hi, good morning to all of you.
03:10Pick up lines.
03:12Manga, manga, are you drunk?
03:14Yes, yes, I'm drunk.
03:16Come and get it.
03:19You're so good.
03:21Okay, Long Mejia.
03:24I'm a very good man.
03:26And of course, I'll just say one thing.
03:29I won't give beautiful life to women but I assure you that I'm a good man.
03:37Kai Brosas.
03:39Hello, pick up line.
03:40It's a bit safe.
03:43Bro, give me a kiss.
03:46It's like a man.
03:48Bro, give me a kiss.
03:50Kaloy Alde.
03:52Hi, a pleasant good morning.
03:56Pick up line.
03:59Do you eat dogs?
04:02When a woman says that, you're like, hello, don't mind it.
04:08Where did you read that?
04:11Ian Duday.
04:14Galigus.
04:16Galigus.
04:17It's so confusing.
04:18Good morning.
04:19Pick up line.
04:21Oh, your shoes are beautiful.
04:22Wanna taste me?
04:25It's so confusing.
04:27It's really confusing.
04:28Okay, okay.
04:29They're so cute when they laugh, right?
04:31They're so strong.
04:32Admit it.
04:33It's hard to make a decision if I'm the one to choose.
04:36But you guys, you made the right decision to choose us.
04:40The only morning talk show that's funny and makes you fall in love.
04:45Cheers!
04:50Our cute baby of the day is a 9-month-old baby named Michael Angelo Liza.
04:56Congratulations, because of that, you'll get 1,000 pesos.
05:00If you're the chosen baby of the week, you have a chance to win 2,000 pesos.
05:04You can claim your prize at SIS Production Office, 8th floor, JMA Network Center, EDSA,
05:09corner Timo Avenue, Diliman, Quezon City.
05:121 to 3 p.m. every Monday, look for Ms. Louie Cada.
05:14Congratulations!
05:16Always, always be.
05:18We are sisters.
05:20We are sisters.
05:24Always be.
05:25We are sisters.
05:27We are sisters.
05:32The boys will try to show off to the girls.
05:35Let's see how long it will take.
05:38To the hot questions of Jinky, Kai, and Duday.
05:43I'm Kaloy.
05:44Of the three of us, I'm the tallest.
05:47Sorry.
05:50Hi there.
05:51I'm Long.
05:53The most handsome of the three of us.
05:58I came from a village.
06:00Good morning, I'm Isko.
06:03Of the three of us, I'm the most...
06:06delicious.
06:10Are you gallant in courting?
06:12Yes.
06:13How gallant are you?
06:14How gallant?
06:15How gallant are you in courting Monay?
06:19I make her read.
06:21What?
06:22Her favorite book.
06:23What?
06:24Checkbook.
06:25How will you court a girl, for example?
06:28How will I court a girl?
06:29I'll ask her first.
06:30I'll make her feel that I like her.
06:31If I don't like her, I'll leave her.
06:33How will you type the girl?
06:36But you know, even if it's just a little, you have hope.
06:38Yes.
06:39I don't have hope.
06:40No, you have a little hope.
06:42I have a little hope.
06:43A little.
06:44But I really like the girl.
06:45You really like the girl.
06:46You're really into the girl.
06:47It's simple.
06:48How?
06:49Sleeping pills.
06:51What's the first thing you look at in a girl?
06:55Offense?
06:56Offended?
06:57Boobs.
06:59Don't say that.
07:01How will you flirt?
07:04I flirt first.
07:07Look at me.
07:08Can you say that I'm worthy for you?
07:12Yes.
07:14I think it's you.
07:16Why?
07:17You look like you're used to flirting.
07:20Don't look at me like that on national television.
07:22Who among the three of us do you like?
07:24Your type.
07:25Let's say we're left on an island.
07:27The three of us?
07:28The three of us, and you're the guy.
07:30Who do you like first?
07:31The three of us are on the same island?
07:33Yes.
07:34So there are four of us?
07:35Yes.
07:36Once we leave that island, there will be 12 of us.
07:38Look, you three ladies.
07:40I'm so dateable.
07:41Dateable?
07:43Maybe...
07:45Jinky.
07:46I knew it.
07:47Why?
07:49Maybe I like her attire.
07:53I like her attire.
07:55You know, the Jeprock in layman's terms.
07:59Where will you date me?
08:01Where will you bring me?
08:02Somewhere cheap.
08:04Of course, somewhere cheap.
08:06At the mall.
08:07Where's the mall?
08:08The biggest mall in the world.
08:10You know where it is, right?
08:11Not the Mega Mall.
08:12Where?
08:13China.
08:14Their mall is huge.
08:15Actually, you can see it from the moon.
08:19And they call this the Great Mall of China.
08:24Do you want to date me?
08:26Where will you bring me?
08:27You?
08:28Yes.
08:29I agree with your money.
08:32I'll pay for it.
08:33Why? You're the one paying.
08:36Long?
08:37Yes.
08:38How long?
08:40Of course, this is not for import.
08:41This is for Filipinos.
08:42Simple.
08:44What's the sexiest part of your body?
08:46Sexiest part?
08:47I have the inch of it.
08:49Of what it?
08:50Head to feet.
08:52How many times do you take a bath a day?
08:54A week?
08:55A week.
08:56A day?
08:57He's so dry.
08:59A week.
09:00A week?
09:01Eight days.
09:03Eight days?
09:04A week?
09:05No, I only take a bath once a day.
09:07That's how clean my body is.
09:10When you take a bath, what's the first thing you do?
09:15Between the legs and the thighs.
09:19I remember.
09:21For example, this is my refrigerator.
09:26What part of my body do you clean first?
09:30The freezer.
09:33Why?
09:35This is where I put the meat.
09:39Define beauty.
09:40What is beautiful?
09:41Of course, her heart.
09:45Even if she doesn't look like it.
09:47As long as she's a real person.
09:50Who's the artist you fantasize about?
09:53Who?
09:54There's a lot.
09:57She passed for now.
09:59This one.
10:00Ji.
10:01Ji?
10:03Tonji?
10:04Tonji.
10:05Is that Tonji?
10:06Ji Tonji.
10:08So, who's the most shy among the boys?
10:12Shy?
10:14It's not me.
10:16Wait a minute.
10:18We're so quiet.
10:19He's not shy, he's serious.
10:22He's funny on the outside, but deep inside, he's a serious person.
10:27We really thought of the answer.
10:30You're really a sadist.
10:33He's a sadist.
10:34He's a sadist.
10:35He really looks like he's hurting a girl.
10:38He really wants to hurt me.
10:40When he holds my hand.
10:41Who's the most...
10:43Can I ask a question?
10:44Go ahead.
10:47He's angry.
10:50Who's the best baller?
10:54You're a girl.
10:57Long.
10:58Long.
10:59Why did you say he's the best baller?
11:02It's an old time play.
11:03It's because he's a baller.
11:04He looks like a baller.
11:06He's just smiling.
11:07He looks like a baller.
11:09You're a baller in the form?
11:10I'm a baller.
11:11I'm a baller.
11:12It looks like the form is for the rich, not for the bad.
11:16You look like that form.
11:17He doesn't look like a clown.
11:20He's not Sunny Parsons.
11:24He's Long.
11:25He's Long.
11:27Who's the best liar?
11:30This one.
11:31This is Kaloy.
11:33What are you trying to say?
11:34What are you trying to say?
11:35Angelic face.
11:37Look at him.
11:38He's already good.
11:39Angelic face.
11:41Angelic face with devil wings.
11:44Like a bat.
11:46Who has the strongest appeal?
11:50It's hard to say that.
11:52They might get hurt.
11:53Yes.
11:54This one doesn't hurt.
11:56Who's for you, Jinky?
11:57No, she is for me.
11:58Don't say it.
11:59Don't say it.
12:01I like that kind of people.
12:02I like that kind of appeal.
12:03She's holding a brush.
12:08I'm for none.
12:09They're both for me.
12:11They're both not appealing.
12:13They're both not appealing.
12:14Why are you choosing these three guys?
12:17I like the intellectuals.
12:20It's hard for me.
12:21I like the intellectuals.
12:22They appeal to me.
12:24Who's for you?
12:25Kaloy.
12:26Kaloy.
12:27This one is bad at English.
12:28This one is bad at English.
12:30You know what?
12:31You can't choose.
12:32The guy is expensive.
12:33What's there to get?
12:34Why?
12:35It's okay.
12:36Before, you're giving away a cell phone for P20.
12:38What's there to get?
12:39It's like you're panic buying.
12:41Who's for you, boys?
12:42He's an intellectual.
12:43He's an intellectual.
12:44Boys, what can you say to the girls?
12:46Are you nervous?
12:48Are you nervous?
12:49I hope they don't do drugs.
12:52They're scary.
12:53They're natural hiders.
12:55No, seriously.
12:56Are you nervous?
12:57Yes, of course.
12:58I don't know what they're going to ask.
13:01I might ask later.
13:03Why? Do you hide a lot?
13:05No, I don't hide anything.
13:06Is that why you're afraid to answer the questions?
13:08No, what I'm afraid of is that they'll destroy my answer.
13:12You won't be convinced.
13:14You won't have the courage.
13:15It's a waste.
13:16You want it already, right?
13:18Then you don't have the courage.
13:19Oh, boys.
13:21PCPI.
13:23What's that?
13:24You don't have to be cute to be loved.
13:26But for sis, you don't have to be cute to be loved.
13:31You are our sis.
13:35Because you're my mate.
13:38We'll stand by you.
13:39You're my mate.
13:41And I will stand by you.
13:43And in the face.
13:44We'll always be.
13:45We are sisters.
13:47We are sisters.
13:50We are sisters.
13:52We've seen earlier how to make the boys cute.
13:55Now, it's the girls' turn.
13:56Oh, you're going to have twit-tums.
13:59Right?
14:00Who among them will be the one to twit-tum?
14:03Oh, my.
14:04Girls.
14:05Sisters.
14:06Let's start the twit-tum.
14:11I'm Duday.
14:12Among the three of us, I'm the most sensational.
14:17I'm Jinky Oda.
14:19I'm the darkest but the brightest.
14:24Among the three of us, I'm the brightest.
14:29I'm the brightest.
14:32Just one.
14:33Are you a girl?
14:37It's hard.
14:38No, just answer.
14:40Yes, I'm a girl.
14:41What type of guy are you?
14:44Full of energy.
14:45Kind.
14:46Strong-willed.
14:49Why?
14:51Because he's like...
14:52No, why are you here?
14:55Nothing.
14:56Because the three most handsome guys are here.
14:59When was the last time you fell in love?
15:02A while ago.
15:03A while ago.
15:05That's why you look tired.
15:07Correct.
15:08That's why.
15:10How long did it take you to wash the dishes?
15:14Oh, the dishes.
15:15It depends on how dirty you are.
15:17The dishes.
15:19But I can imagine.
15:20He's big.
15:21His dishes are big.
15:22Of course.
15:24And it depends on how long you wash them.
15:26He eats, right?
15:28What is Bin Laden's middle initial?
15:33Let's move on to the next question.
15:35Your clothes are nice.
15:37Is it yours?
15:40Wear it.
15:41No.
15:42Just buy it.
15:43It suits you.
15:44It's from my ex-boyfriend.
15:46What are you wearing today?
15:47Bikini or T-pack?
15:50You want to see?
15:51Okay, let's go to the bathroom.
15:52No, you can choose.
15:53What do you want to wear?
15:54Something more comfortable.
15:55In real life, I always wear T-pack.
15:58Oh, T-pack.
16:00When you sleep, do you wear T-shirt or T-shirt?
16:03I wear T-shirt.
16:05It's more comfortable.
16:06Always ready, huh?
16:08Of course.
16:09Huh?
16:10Yes.
16:11Because it's more comfortable.
16:12You're ready for the wind.
16:13Yes, yes.
16:15Aren't you ready if we like each other today?
16:18Can we do that?
16:20Don't...
16:21I'm just kidding.
16:22You all know that.
16:24What can I promise you?
16:25What can you promise me so that I'll love you?
16:29What do you want?
16:30Because I can give you...
16:31No, you first.
16:32What can I promise you?
16:33I can give you everything you want.
16:34Like that?
16:35I can give you anything.
16:36What can you do?
16:37You're crazy.
16:38What I can give you is nothing else.
16:40I can't give you a good life but a good gender.
16:42I assure you.
16:46Brotherly advice, right?
16:48Brotherly advice.
16:49Why do you keep saying that?
16:50That's a beast.
16:52He's a beast.
16:53He's a beast.
16:55Out of the three of us, who do you compare us to as superheroes?
16:58For example, Kaloy, Brad Pitt, and me.
17:01Who do you compare us to as superheroes?
17:03Like Kaloy.
17:04Kaloy to...
17:06Spider-Man.
17:07Ah, Spider-Man.
17:08Yes, really Spider-Man.
17:09My brain is a mess.
17:11That's how it is.
17:13Brad to...
17:16Superman.
17:17Superman.
17:18Ah, yes.
17:19He doesn't know how to wear clothes.
17:20His ribs are still showing.
17:23Can I make a request?
17:24You can.
17:25No, I'll do it.
17:26Can I do my turn?
17:29My turn?
17:30No, you're Captain America.
17:31Captain America.
17:33Cheeky, cheeky.
17:34For your baby's well-being.
17:38I'll tell you my questions.
17:40It's not easy.
17:42What is the square root of 564?
17:45Wow!
17:48I didn't swear.
17:49I'm sorry.
17:52Are you afraid of ghosts?
17:55Wow!
17:57Do you know what a ghost is?
17:58Yes.
18:00I don't think so.
18:01Okay.
18:03A ghost, a male ghost.
18:05Whatever.
18:06I'm afraid.
18:07Have you seen a ghost?
18:08Not yet.
18:09How did you say you're afraid?
18:12In the story?
18:13In the ghost.
18:16Read it.
18:18If you'll have a wife like us,
18:20what do you want?
18:21Do you want to be the baby
18:22or do you want to be the baby to your wife?
18:26I just want a balance.
18:27Because a woman should be submissive, right?
18:30We're pitiful.
18:31We're being balanced.
18:34That's what you want.
18:35It's the same.
18:36You want to be the one to pamper her
18:37instead of the other one.
18:40I prefer to pamper myself.
18:42You pamper yourself?
18:43Yes.
18:44If we're going to work,
18:45I'll pamper myself.
18:46That's nice.
18:48Okay.
18:49He's not afraid of ghosts.
18:50Are you afraid of ghosts?
18:52It depends on the ghost.
18:54Have you seen a ghost, Dilong?
18:56No.
18:57In Calumpit?
18:58No, I've taken care of it.
18:59In Calumpit?
19:00Yes, I've taken care of it.
19:02I've been taking care of it for 32 years.
19:05Really?
19:06Yes.
19:07How is it?
19:08It's okay.
19:09It just needs to be pampered.
19:10Really?
19:11But I've already taken care of the other one.
19:13It just needs to be pampered.
19:14If it's a ghost,
19:15it might be important.
19:17Why are ghosts like that?
19:18Do you pamper them?
19:19Yes.
19:20You need to treat them like your own children.
19:21Like yours?
19:22Yes, like your own children.
19:24I have a question for you.
19:25How do I know his type?
19:27Who's more handsome?
19:29Jan,
19:30Strada,
19:31or Bentong?
19:35His type might be different.
19:36Of course.
19:37Let's show them.
19:38Long?
19:39No, just the two of them.
19:40Just the two of them?
19:41Yes.
19:43Next question, please.
19:44Next question.
19:45This is hard.
19:46Who's the most gamey with these girls?
19:49Guys?
19:51Look at each other.
19:52No one's looking at me.
19:54No one's looking at me.
19:55No one's looking at me.
19:57The most gamey with me
19:58is Jinky.
19:59Wow.
20:00Because?
20:01Because of your answers,
20:02I'm the one who's confused.
20:05Why is he confused?
20:06What's wrong with his answers?
20:07It's like,
20:08he suddenly has a belt
20:09that he's going to wear.
20:10No, he's going to answer right away.
20:11He's going to throw it away.
20:12Because this is what I'm trying to say.
20:14This is who I'm going to hit.
20:17Who's the smartest among them?
20:19Because you always ask
20:20the intellectual questions.
20:22Of course,
20:24returning the compliments.
20:26Duda?
20:28Duda.
20:30Spontaneous.
20:32Grab.
20:33Combustion.
20:34Spontaneous.
20:36I think you two are soulmates.
20:38Duda.
20:40That's why I'm thinking
20:41that he has a soul.
20:45Spontaneous.
20:46That's what his wife said.
20:47I don't have a soul.
20:48I don't have a heart.
20:49No, I have high regards for Caloy.
20:51He's like a father to me.
20:55What's that?
20:56He's an angel.
20:57He loves angels.
20:58Okay.
20:59Who's the strongest?
21:02I hope you choose me.
21:03Kay.
21:04She's the strongest.
21:06To leave it back?
21:07No, because he's the strongest.
21:09Because
21:11that's what I'm going to say,
21:12she said.
21:15That's why I'm sorry.
21:17And Antipolo,
21:18that's why he's the strongest.
21:20What's Antipolo's connection?
21:22It's me.
21:23I'm Kay.
21:25He's the strongest.
21:26He's so big,
21:27I might kick him.
21:30I can text him easily.
21:31Just Kay.
21:32Kay.
21:34Alright.
21:35Who do you not want to talk to ever?
21:38I hope it won't happen again.
21:39There's no one like that.
21:40There's no one like that.
21:41No, no.
21:42It's hard.
21:43There's no one like that.
21:44We all need someone we want to talk to.
21:45Because it's hard when you're talking to yourself.
21:48Like what he said,
21:49it's like you're taking him home.
21:51It's like you don't have a choice.
21:53Let's just say we don't have a choice.
21:57That's it.
21:58Okay, girls.
21:59If you're talking to each other,
22:00you'll face each other.
22:01Why?
22:02Did you turn them around earlier?
22:03They're facing each other.
22:05They're facing each other.
22:07Girls,
22:08did you have a question earlier
22:09that was a bit hard to answer?
22:11From their questions.
22:12A lot.
22:13Because these guys are helping each other.
22:16Especially the underwear question.
22:18Why?
22:19Why?
22:20Why?
22:21What's wrong with my question?
22:22What do you want?
22:23I can't relate.
22:24Why?
22:25Because you're not wearing underwear.
22:26It's like you're not wearing underwear.
22:27That's why you can't relate.
22:28My answer is wrong.
22:30No, I was just surprised.
22:31Because I felt like I was being watched.
22:34That's why she asked.
22:36That's why you were being watched.
22:38Because that's what she suddenly asked.
22:39What do you want?
22:41Underwear.
22:42If it's T-Back or something.
22:44When I was washing the dishes,
22:45she asked me to stop.
22:48Are you nervous?
22:49She's asking about the mathematics.
22:50I didn't ask what soap you're using.
22:52You didn't ask?
22:53No, I didn't.
22:54Maxam.
22:57Maxam.
22:59What's that taste?
23:00Does it still exist?
23:01You have a toothpaste, right?
23:02Yes.
23:03If you buy Maxam,
23:04you'll be using it for 3 years.
23:07If you don't have Maxam anymore.
23:08Are you nervous, girls?
23:10Slight.
23:11A bit.
23:12I'm shy.
23:13She's shy.
23:15I'm just in that part.
23:16The underwear.
23:17That's all.
23:18Well,
23:19Loverboys and Cutiepies,
23:21here's the million-dollar question
23:23about T-Back.
23:31We are sisters.
23:33We are sisters.
23:36Always be.
23:37We are sisters.
23:39We are sisters.
23:42We are sisters.
23:44Earlier,
23:45while you were asking each other,
23:47I am sure
23:48you were able to pick one.
23:49But to be sure
23:51about your choices,
23:53we'll give you a chance
23:55to ask the million-dollar question.
23:58Okay?
23:59So, who wants to start?
24:00Okay,
24:01the three of you.
24:02If you have a million-dollar question,
24:05if you have a million,
24:06what will you do?
24:07You'll spend it in one day.
24:09All of it?
24:10All of it.
24:11You'll spend 1 million in one day?
24:12Just that.
24:13Of course,
24:14you'll be quick.
24:15You'll buy...
24:17You'll just use your body.
24:18What will you buy in 1 million?
24:20You can't buy a car.
24:21You can't buy a house.
24:22You'll just use your body.
24:23Alahas.
24:25Me?
24:26First of all,
24:27Alahas.
24:28I'll put 10% aside for the charts.
24:30Then,
24:31I'll spend 90% of it on myself.
24:34I'll get my hair dyed,
24:35I'll get whiter,
24:37I'll get everything scrubbed.
24:38You'll spend all of it in one day?
24:39All of it in one day.
24:40You'll spend 1 billion?
24:44You'll spend all of it?
24:451 billion is the budget.
24:47You'll spend all of it?
24:48You can't give it to charity?
24:49No, no.
24:50Just for yourself.
24:52No generosity.
24:53Alahas,
24:54I'll spend all of it.
24:55You'll spend all of it?
24:56I'll get whiter.
24:57No,
24:58I'll get an opera.
24:59Wow,
25:00are you sick?
25:01What?
25:02Because it's like,
25:03I'm forever sponsored by Eurotex,
25:05right?
25:06I'll get an opera.
25:07She'll get a DVD.
25:0836D.
25:1036D.
25:11It's not that expensive.
25:13It's for 2 people.
25:16It's old.
25:18I look ugly, Arthur.
25:20So cute.
25:21What did you ask?
25:221 million.
25:23Me.
25:24This is for the three of you.
25:25If I have 100,
25:26just 100 pesos,
25:27you'll let me save it for your dinner.
25:29There's still gas there.
25:30So I know what I'll pay you.
25:31What about this?
25:32Just for food.
25:33It's hard.
25:34No, no.
25:35There's no more gas.
25:36Just for food.
25:37Just for food,
25:38not for massage.
25:39Not for massage.
25:40Just at home.
25:41Just for food.
25:42And the enrollment of the child.
25:44I'll get crackers.
25:45Crackers and
25:46mineral water.
25:47I'll live with that.
25:48That's too much.
25:49What about water?
25:50Just water?
25:52I don't know.
25:53Just for food.
25:54There's nothing else to do.
25:55There is.
25:56There is.
25:57That's why.
25:58I'll just have noodles.
26:00Cup noodles.
26:01And a lot of snacks.
26:02She'll eat three of those.
26:04Yes, a lot of snacks.
26:05She'll eat a lot of noodles.
26:07That's cheap.
26:08Around 5.50 pesos.
26:09Yes.
26:10Pancit Canton.
26:11That's curry.
26:12And I'll have Tukneni.
26:14What's Tukneni?
26:15What's Tukneni?
26:16The one with quail eggs
26:17and orange.
26:18I'll live with that.
26:19Tukneni.
26:20And vinegar.
26:21Oh, that's Tukneni.
26:22You can have chicken intestines.
26:24That's Jollogs.
26:25Jollogs.
26:26Jollogs.
26:27Tukneni.
26:28But that's good.
26:29Okay, Kwek-kwek.
26:30In Canada, we call it.
26:31The one that's wrapped.
26:33The duck egg.
26:34Duck egg.
26:35That's Kwek-kwek.
26:36The bigger version.
26:37Kwek-kwek.
26:38And Tukneni.
26:39That's what I like.
26:40Kwek-kwek.
26:41These choices are weird.
26:42I like this one.
26:43Tukneni.
26:44Tukneni.
26:46Okay, Loy.
26:47What's your question?
26:48This is hard.
26:49Let me think.
26:50This is a deciding question.
26:52This question is addressed to the three of you.
26:56Okay.
26:57This is your mother.
26:59This is your father.
27:01This is the sea.
27:02You're in the middle.
27:03Who will you hug first?
27:05Don't get mad at your mom, okay?
27:07Who will you hug first?
27:09They'll both drown.
27:11Who will I hug first?
27:12If the ship sinks, it's your fault, Loy.
27:14Maybe the ship won't exist.
27:15I don't have a father.
27:20So, mother.
27:21You won't hug anyone?
27:22Of course, my mother.
27:23Oh, you're a mother.
27:25Yes.
27:26My mom too.
27:27I'll hug the boat first because it's going to sink.
27:29I hope I can hug them.
27:32I hope you can hug yourself too.
27:33We're all part of yourself.
27:35My mom doesn't know how to swim.
27:38My dad knows how to swim.
27:40Your dad knows how to swim?
27:42He knows how to swim.
27:43But I don't.
27:44Actually, I'm the one who doesn't know how to swim.
27:46That's our problem.
27:48That's why I'm the one to answer first.
27:50Okay, girls. We'll go back to you.
27:52You'll be the one to ask.
27:54Me? I'll ask my ace first.
27:56Do you believe in God?
27:58Gosh?
28:00God?
28:02This is a bit deep.
28:04Okay, give me the money.
28:06Huh?
28:08If you believe in God, give me the money.
28:10What?
28:12I don't have money.
28:14It's a donation.
28:16It's a donation.
28:18Okay.
28:20Long, do you read the Bible?
28:22Of course.
28:24Really?
28:26Of course.
28:28Spell it.
28:30Bible?
28:32Oh, it's simple.
28:34B-I-B-L-E.
28:36Wow.
28:38It's the most important book
28:40in my heart.
28:42Kaloy,
28:44do you give
28:46offerings to the church?
28:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:50Sometimes.
28:52Not so openly because
28:54sometimes we don't have a car.
28:56But do you believe in
28:58what's the Tagalog word for
29:00tithing?
29:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:04I believe in that.
29:06It is visible.
29:08I give 10% to the church.
29:10I give 10% to the church.
29:12That's all.
29:14I have a question.
29:16Is it okay for you
29:18if a man cries?
29:20Of course.
29:22Do you think it's okay
29:24if a woman cries in front of him?
29:26Yes.
29:28Why?
29:30If that's what you feel,
29:32do you want to cry?
29:34It hurts.
29:36If a man cries,
29:38he's a woman.
29:40Of course,
29:42it's natural to cry.
29:44Don't cry in front of him.
29:46Don't cry in front of his eyes.
29:48Don't cry in front of his ears.
29:50Don't cry in front of his eyes.
29:54Okay, Kaloy.
29:56In English, please.
29:58Kaloy, before you answer,
30:00what would you say to them?
30:02It's like they're siblings.
30:04It's so close.
30:06I believe in that.
30:08In English, please.
30:10It's but natural
30:12for a man to cry
30:14because that is
30:16what we call
30:18response to stimuli.
30:22Natural characteristic of mammals.
30:24Yes, okay.
30:26He has a point there.
30:28Do die.
30:30C.
30:32These are my powers,
30:34not my superpowers.
30:36You know what, K?
30:38Stop laughing.
30:40I have a crush on you.
30:42Is that me?
30:44Yes.
30:46Who put ice in your mouth?
30:48I drowned.
30:52If you had to choose,
30:54if a woman gave you a choice,
30:56it's either her or your friends.
30:58Who would you choose?
31:00Hair or friends?
31:04It's either her.
31:06It's her.
31:08If you had to choose,
31:10it's me or your friends.
31:14Her.
31:16It's like a bird.
31:18If it's you and your friends,
31:20it's just your friends.
31:24We've known each other for a long time.
31:26We've known each other for a long time.
31:28We've talked about this.
31:30I might lose my respect
31:32in front of the elders.
31:34He's being disrespectful to a woman.
31:36He's being disrespectful to a woman.
31:38If you had to choose,
31:40it's either her or her friends.
31:42The more, the many-er.
31:44The many-er.
31:48Long.
31:50Long is still thinking.
31:52Okay.
31:54Hair or friends?
31:56It's me or your friends.
31:58It's just an example.
32:02But I don't want to hurt you.
32:04Of course.
32:06We're friends.
32:08We have a relationship.
32:10I'm jealous of your friends.
32:12I'm choosing.
32:14It's me or your friends.
32:16Of course, it's you.
32:18Wow.
32:20Lunar loves our friends.
32:22It's just a joke.
32:24It's plastic.
32:26No, I didn't choose her.
32:30You're just cheap.
32:32You're just cheap.
32:34Cheap.
32:36Just cheap.
32:38We'll find out
32:40if you've made up your mind.
32:42Is there no other?
32:44No.
32:46Just think.
32:48You have a few minutes
32:50to decide
32:52who you'll choose.
32:54You'll fall in love.
33:14It's decision-making time.
33:16We have three categories.
33:18The first category is
33:20it's just a joke.
33:22It's just a friendship.
33:24It's funny but that's it.
33:26Okay?
33:28The second category is
33:30you're funny, I promise.
33:32It means there's a chance.
33:34There's a potential for us.
33:38You're crazy.
33:40It's true love with a little mistake.
33:44It's clear.
33:46It's just a joke.
33:48You're funny, I promise.
33:50You're crazy.
33:52Let's start with
33:54it's just a joke.
33:56Okay, Duday.
33:58Who did you choose?
34:00It's just a joke.
34:02It's just a joke.
34:04He's really mad.
34:06Why?
34:08It's just a joke.
34:10There's no spark.
34:12There's no spark.
34:14It's magic.
34:16He's mad.
34:18Thank you very much.
34:20You're welcome.
34:22I can't believe it.
34:24Jinky.
34:26Caloy. It's just a joke.
34:28I can't carry your English.
34:30It makes me stupid.
34:34Thank you very much.
34:36Thank you very much.
34:38Why?
34:40It's just a joke.
34:46It's just a joke.
34:48How did you know?
34:52It's a joke.
34:58It's just a joke.
35:02It's just a joke.
35:04I don't know how to comment.
35:06My explanation is too deep.
35:08Fanny Ka Promise.
35:10Jinky.
35:12Fanny Ka Promise.
35:14Kailong.
35:18In fairness.
35:20Because sometimes,
35:22I get fooled by men's looks.
35:24Okay, you get fooled by their looks.
35:26Fanny Ka Promise.
35:28But it's just Fanny.
35:30Okay.
35:32Oh, it's me.
35:34Are you with us?
35:36Come on, let's join us.
35:38Fanny Ka Promise.
35:40Kailong.
35:42Hi, Fanny Ka Promise.
35:44I hope I'm wearing a long-sleeve.
35:46Like Long.
35:54Fanny Ka Promise.
35:56Kailong too.
36:00How cruel of you.
36:02You're cruel, sure.
36:04No problem.
36:06We're intellectuals, right?
36:08But sometimes, we get tired of
36:10being brainwashed.
36:12We need a little bit of flesh.
36:14Flesh.
36:16A little bit of flesh.
36:18Okay, here's the final category.
36:20Nakakaloka Ka.
36:22Go.
36:24I'll go with Isko.
36:26Why Isko?
36:28I don't want you to get hurt.
36:32There. Flower.
36:34There's a rose.
36:36There's no kiss, just backstage.
36:38Backstage.
36:40Okay.
36:42So you won't die.
36:44Then you'll drink it.
36:46Of course,
36:48I'll go with Isko because
36:50So touched.
36:52I'll show you how big I am.
36:54There.
36:56I'm fond of
36:58father figures.
37:00You're happy with Isko.
37:02No, it's okay.
37:04Insist.
37:06No, that's not okay.
37:08Duday.
37:10Nakakaloka Ka.
37:12Kailong.
37:14Why Long?
37:16I heard a rumor about Long.
37:18It's just a rumor.
37:20Just a rumor.
37:22It's just a kiss.
37:24He's like a friend.
37:26A friend.
37:28Okay.
37:30No one chose
37:32Kaloy.
37:34He's just a friend.
37:36Kaloy, what can you say?
37:38That's the intelligent choice.
37:40Even me, I don't want to.
37:42At least.
37:46Okay.
37:48Boy's turn.
37:50Okay.
37:52Here we go.
37:54Who'll go first?
37:56I'll go first.
37:58This award
38:00belongs to
38:02Duday.
38:06I'll give you the flowers.
38:08Why did you choose Duday?
38:10It's just a joke.
38:12Because
38:14my parents are strict.
38:16My parents are like that.
38:18They're against our race.
38:20We have a filial war.
38:24Like in dramas.
38:26Long, your turn.
38:28It's just a joke.
38:30It's just a joke.
38:32Why?
38:34Because if it's just the two of us,
38:36our child will be like Apulid.
38:38Apulid.
38:40He'll be black.
38:42Okay.
38:44It's just a joke.
38:46This one
38:48belongs to...
38:52Why?
38:54It's just a joke.
38:56I'm glad I gave it to you.
39:00I feel sorry for you.
39:02It's mine.
39:06I feel sorry for Duday.
39:08Why?
39:10It's just a joke.
39:12See?
39:14Next category.
39:16Fanica Promise.
39:18Fanica Promise.
39:22For timing
39:24and projection.
39:28To Fanica Promise.
39:30Thank you so much.
39:32Why did you choose him?
39:34If there's no open-close parenthesis,
39:36I love you too.
39:40Next.
39:42Fanica Promise to Duday.
39:44Why?
39:46He's funny and he's promising.
39:50Promising.
39:52Let's go.
39:54It's not like
39:56Jinky.
39:58Fanica Promise.
40:00You're crazy.
40:02Crazy.
40:04Since you can see my order,
40:06my pattern.
40:08No.
40:10You're crazy.
40:12It's bouquet.
40:14It's accompanied by
40:16a bouquet of flowers.
40:18Bouquet.
40:20Sorry.
40:26Why did you choose me?
40:28Why did you choose Jinky?
40:30I was tricked
40:32by Dinuguan.
40:34No.
40:36I want to punch him.
40:38Actually, I want to punch him.
40:40I told you.
40:42He was looking at you.
40:44She is good in punch.
40:46Good in punch.
40:48You're crazy.
40:50Why did you choose Kay?
40:52Of course.
40:54The flowers.
40:56Is this for you?
40:58It's for you.
41:00You're crazy.
41:02I want to be born white.
41:04You're always concerned
41:06about your gender.
41:08Let's go.
41:10I'll put it
41:12on the flower vase.
41:18He'll throw it.
41:20I'm having a hard time.
41:24Why?
41:26Why did you choose
41:28Kay?
41:30There's not enough light.
41:32This is for Kay.
41:36That's the category.
41:38I gave him a flower.
41:42I think he's mad at me.
41:48Okay.
41:50We'll know who's the perfect match.
41:52We'll laugh and
41:54get excited when
41:56Z-Aid comes back.
42:02You have to do it.
42:04You have to do it.
42:06What's love?
42:08Always be.
42:10We are sisters.
42:12We are sisters.
42:14Sis would like to thank
42:16Bambi Fuentes,
42:18Salon de Manila,
42:20Chloe Virginis's Eyewear,
42:22FNH,
42:24Wayless Center,
42:26Optical Works,
42:28Play and Display,
42:30Red Zest,
42:32JBL Furniture,
42:34Luxaflex by Hunter Douglas for our vertical blinds,
42:36Grand Flora,
42:38The Barnyard,
42:40Weight Shoes,
42:42Janeline Shoes,
42:44Cal Computer School,
42:4659 Blowmen,
42:48and Union Square.
43:02So, they agreed to be next to each other.
43:04This is just a joke.
43:06Isko and Duday.
43:08There.
43:10Fighters should be next to each other, right?
43:12It's like they're not noticing each other.
43:14They're having a hard time.
43:16What else?
43:18Funny Cup Promise.
43:20Kay and Caloy.
43:24So, there's a possibility.
43:26There.
43:28You're crazy, Isko and Kay.
43:32What's this? It's like,
43:34In The Winner Is...
43:36You're crazy.
43:38Yes, I'm also wondering.
43:40Nothing.
43:42So, what can you say?
43:44Nothing.
43:46I'm just here.
43:48What about you, Jinky?
43:50This is the long-sleeve form.
43:52Okay.
43:54Okay.
43:56Comments, feelings.
43:58Violent reactions.
44:00Violent reactions.
44:02Deepest and darkest secrets.
44:06What can you say
44:08to your partners?
44:10It's okay. I can't do anything.
44:12That's life.
44:14You made me sick.
44:18No.
44:20We're just friends here.
44:22We know that...
44:24It's just a comedy.
44:26But...
44:28It's just for fun, right?
44:30It's okay.
44:32It's like you're convincing yourself.
44:34Yes, it's like
44:36he's having a hard time accepting it.
44:38Kay and Caloy.
44:40I have a good feeling.
44:42They're both...
44:44Kay's magic is strong.
44:46What about you, Caloy?
44:48I think
44:50our chemistry is good.
44:52Let's build a laboratory.
44:56Nice idea, wasn't it?
45:00Okay, Anisco.
45:02Where will you go on a date later?
45:04Our chemistry is good.
45:06We'll look at biology.
45:10And anatomy.
45:12And zoology.
45:14Oh, my God.
45:16It's really about biology.
45:18What can you two say?
45:20The two of us will travel.
45:22Because we look like motorists.
45:24And I thought
45:26we can be business partners.
45:28I know a good business now.
45:30What is it?
45:32Paprika Esparto and Alcatraz.
45:34So you're okay with that?
45:36We're okay. We're close.
45:38Good. Thank you.
45:40Thank you for being good sports.
45:42Yes, we enjoyed ourselves.
45:46Thank you very much.
45:48Did you enjoy yourselves?
45:50Did you have fun?
45:52We hope to get here every day.
45:56Let's go again.
45:58Thank you, Medical Plaza,
46:00Dr. La Camienta.