Haroon Rafiq Nay Batadiya Kon Hai Inka Celebrity Crush
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00:00Welcome back, viewers. Yes, Irza?
00:19I feel that we have got some gems in the audience today.
00:23Really? How do you know that?
00:25I feel by looking at their faces.
00:27I feel someone's face looks like Siri Devi's.
00:30So, you have got gems.
00:32So, I think if we get a talent, we will give it to the audience.
00:35Please come.
00:36Greetings, sir.
00:38Greetings.
00:39Sir, I am a big fan of all of you.
00:43Especially of you and Mr. Agha.
00:45I am very happy to see all of you here.
00:47We are happy to see you here.
00:49Sir, I want to ask a question.
00:51All of you are celebrities.
00:53But there must be some celebrities for all of you.
00:56Yes.
00:57So, Mr. Agha and you, would you like to tell me
00:59who is your celebrity crush or celebrity favourite?
01:02It's a very good question.
01:04First of all, your question is very good.
01:06Very good.
01:08Mr. Agha, there can be any such female celebrity in the world
01:13whom you like so much that you want her to come in front of you
01:17and take the world away from you.
01:19There is no one except my wife.
01:21Oh!
01:22Wow!
01:23Wow!
01:24Wow!
01:25Wow!
01:26Wow!
01:27That day she told me that Naseeb-O-Lal is my crush.
01:31If I was there, I would have asked her to bring Paan-Pun and eat it.
01:35When sister-in-law did the tuning in the beginning, Mr. Agha..
01:39Because she told me her crush and then she got crushed.
01:43In fact, after getting crushed, she got fresh.
01:47She has asked Mr. Agha and you as well.
01:49Please tell us.
01:51Who is your crush?
01:53Look, I don't like to talk about such things.
01:56Jennifer Lawrence.
02:00This is very nice.
02:02Jennifer Lawrence, I think..
02:04She is the one..
02:06Crush?
02:07Yes.
02:08Let's call her a crush.
02:09Let's call her that.
02:10Let's call her that.
02:11If we look at other celebrities..
02:14I am a big fan of her.
02:16And I would love to see the person.
02:18In fact, when you go out of a house, there is a fan moment.
02:22I have even praised her there.
02:24She is a director, Quentin Tarantino.
02:27Wow.
02:29And yesterday, I was talking to Mr. Danish.
02:32I like that guy so much..
02:34I don't know, I close my eyes.
02:36After that, I don't think of any actor.
02:38And you have seen him in Titanic.
02:40Leonardo.
02:41Leonardo DiCaprio.
02:42Wow.
02:43I think there is no better actor than him in the world.
02:47There is a reason for that.
02:48Leonardo DiCaprio is an actor and a common man.
02:53The common man, Leonardo DiCaprio..
02:55You never get to know him..
02:58Until you watch his movies.
03:00Wow.
03:01You can't recognise him.
03:02He is nowhere to be found.
03:03If you watch Revenant, you won't find Leonardo DiCaprio.
03:07I love Revenant.
03:08Wow.
03:09If you watch Titanic, Leonardo DiCaprio is not there.
03:12He is not there.
03:13If you watch Catch Me If You Can or Django Unchained..
03:15He is not there.
03:16When you meet him and his personality..
03:18You say, I have never seen him.
03:20The character in which he is..
03:22You always see the same character.
03:24He is nowhere to be found.
03:25He is nowhere to be found.
03:26That's why I think he is the best actor.
03:28A round of applause for him.
03:29Very good.
03:32After watching his Shutter Island..
03:34A person goes mad for a while.
03:37Absolutely.
03:38What a mind-bending ending.
03:41Next..
03:42Yes, sir.
03:43Greetings.
03:44Greetings.
03:45What is your name?
03:46Abdul Latif.
03:47That's a lovely name.
03:48Abdul Latif.
03:49What do you do?
03:50I work in a restaurant.
03:51You work in a restaurant.
03:52Do you eat?
03:53No.
03:54I work.
03:55Oh, you work.
03:56I am a saleman.
03:57Oh, you are a saleman.
03:58It's not a difficult job.
03:59People in restaurants say..
04:00There is a mosquito in this.
04:01There is hair in this.
04:02What do you do?
04:03I have to do it.
04:04You should have a good quality.
04:06So that you don't get angry.
04:07For example..
04:08You have brought food.
04:09Yes.
04:10I will talk to you.
04:11Look at this.
04:12There is hair in the rice.
04:13Yes.
04:14So how do you do it?
04:15Yes.
04:19Someone is saying to Abdul Latif..
04:20There was mosquito in your soup.
04:21He said, no problem, I will add it to the bill.
04:25Let me tell you something.
04:26There is a famous restaurant in the world.
04:28It's huge.
04:29Lots of people go there.
04:31One time, in that restaurant..
04:32They are not here.
04:33They don't have restaurants in Pakistan.
04:36I went to that restaurant..
04:38I ordered breakfast.
04:39I told them to bring apple juice.
04:42Now the breakfast was served, the food was served, but there was no juice.
04:46It wasn't too late. I was eating my omelette.
04:49While eating, I asked him to get me some juice.
04:53He said, I'll get it right now.
04:55When I saw the bill, there was no juice in it.
04:58So I called him.
04:59I said, brother, there's no juice in it. Please get that too.
05:02He said, no, we can't charge you that.
05:05We can't take money from you.
05:07I said, why?
05:08He said, you had to ask me twice.
05:10You had to ask me twice.
05:11Oh!
05:12Wow, wow, wow.
05:13That's how you make progress.
05:15You know?
05:16And there's a very famous restaurant in Lahore.
05:18So once, in my dish, I didn't tell him, but there was a thread.
05:23I called the waiter.
05:25I said, son, there's a thread in this.
05:26He said, sir, something or the other happens.
05:29I'll change it.
05:30This sentence, something or the other happens.
05:33I called him and said, your restaurant is about to close.
05:36And it happened.
05:38Oh!
05:39No, this is attitude.
05:40Basically, attitude.
05:41Basically, it's attitude.
05:42So now I saw another one.
05:43There was another restaurant here.
05:45Oh, so you don't have a car?
05:46No.
05:52I admit that it's a hotel, sir.
05:53Okay.
05:54He asked for rice, and it came out of the bag.
05:55Okay.
05:56He said, come here.
05:57It came out of the bag.
05:58He said, brother, it's Rs. 100.
05:59There's a crocodile in it.
06:04There was another restaurant in Lahore.
06:05When it was made, it was a big hit.
06:07A lot of people have started going there.
06:09So I was there too.
06:10It was in open air.
06:11So there was a woman on the table next to me.
06:14And there was a man.
06:15So the woman got up and went.
06:17So the man called the waiter.
06:18So he said, man, I didn't say it in front of him.
06:21My wife is there.
06:22I brought her.
06:23Look at this.
06:24There's a mosquito in my plate.
06:25Oh!
06:26So it was the owner who he called.
06:28I found out later that he was the owner.
06:30Owner.
06:31He says, sir, this is open air.
06:32And mosquitoes have to come here.
06:33Mosquitoes have to come here.
06:34Lions are in our country.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36He was a very clever man.
06:38It's very clear.
06:39So that's closed too.
06:40This happened to me.
06:41Anyway, it's not going to be closed yet.
06:43But if we keep it like this, it'll be closed too.
06:45There's a chain of Nihari here.
06:47So out of the Nihari, the end piece of the shopping bag came out.
06:52The one to hang.
06:53Absolutely.
06:54So I said, man, what's this?
06:56Sir, this is a sofa.
06:57Take it.
06:58Take it.
06:59Take it.
07:00Take it.
07:01Take it.
07:02Put it in.
07:03I said man.
07:04From the shop.
07:05Buy a soap and keep it on it.
07:06It's clear.
07:07I will place a soap.
07:09Someone also told Abdul Lateef, there's a fly in your soup.
07:12He says, brother kateba, can I get more?
07:18Viewers, this was today's show.
07:19We will meet you in the next show, God willing.
07:21Take a lot of care of yourself.
07:23Allah Hafiz.