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00:00well no one's around I better check hi Pete you're looking a little down girl
00:06trouble huh something like that Parker I'm right here mr. Jameson don't just
00:15stand there with your mouth hanging open Beck is having a news conference and I
00:18need a photographer down there another one but didn't spider-man pass his test
00:23they were rigged get down there now
00:30Pete I would love to talk but I have a mountain
01:00what do you think Beck's got this time who knows he's a little loopy right
01:09Hollywood types
01:17New York I am mysterious I'll determine that your planet is right
01:28mysterious now I've seen everything
01:33don't make your face your face is sealed
01:53okay yes I better get going that news conference start any minute
02:33Oh
02:46gonna be late
03:03Oh
03:27okay I'll bite how did the fishbowl get
03:32stuck on your head I think I had a bowl of Mysterio's for breakfast I'm not
03:45going to make it
03:54reporters I can get them up to that balcony should be able to escape gotta
04:00hurry those flying things don't look too friendly
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07:47spider-human even as we speak my armada is advancing on your city our first
07:53target will be your Statue of Liberty
07:59you have no chance to survive my cat's eye if he's attacking Lady Liberty I'd
08:06better get over there in a hurry
08:19I can't wait to see what he has
08:28a UFO invasion right
08:59Oh
09:04well I have to admit Mysterio knows how to make a scene better figure out some
09:11way to get Lady Liberty back to her old self it looks like that flying thing
09:15above the statue might be the source of Mysterio's little trick
09:28Oh
09:37giant brain protected by some kind of shield that brain
09:45need to be more careful swimming definitely doesn't see
09:58Oh
10:07give me your time your poor your humble masses so that I can enslave them all
10:22okay that's just wrong
10:28I
10:58everything
11:28Nothing like a little New York water to clear out the sinuses.
11:38You see the extent of my powers, Fire Elf?
11:43What hope do you have of defeating me?
11:58I'm not afraid of you.
12:24Who controls the horizontal?
12:27I, Mysterio, that's who.
12:34You're the kind of crazy other crazy people look to for inspiration.
12:57I'm not afraid of you.
13:27It's me.
13:29I'm not afraid of you.
13:32It seems you're a more formidable opponent than I've given you credit for.
14:00I will have to deal with you personally.
14:03Come to my hidden fortress.
14:06There, I will defeat you once and for all.
14:23UFOs? Hidden fortress?
14:25Give me a break.
14:27This guy is watching way too much late night TV.
14:32Now, how do I get back from here?
14:44Hey buddy, can you give me a lift?
14:46I left my wallet in my other costume.
14:58Huh!
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16:02Huh!
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16:11Huh!
16:28Wow!
16:29Mysterio's hidden fortress looks just like an apartment.
16:39A hidden door concealed by a bookcase?
16:42Mysterio, you brilliant fiend!
16:46Well, I guess I'd better check it out.
16:58Whoa!
17:02Glad no one was around to see that.
17:05Where the heck am I?
17:06Welcome, Spider-Man.
17:08So glad you could drop in.
17:11Hey, it's Mysterio.
17:13The cliché who walks like a man.
17:16Silence!
17:18Prepare to meet your end in my...
17:21Funhouse of Doom!
17:24Funhouse of Doom?
17:26I thought you were an alien.
17:28Silence!
17:30As I was saying, even as we speak,
17:33I am watching you from my hidden control room.
17:36Perhaps you can find me, if you survive.
17:41Let's begin, shall we?
17:44Let me introduce you to my friend, Mr. Hoppenack.
17:47Such a cheerful fellow, isn't he?
17:50You'll soon discover that he's quite the cut-up.
17:54And I thought my jokes were bad.
17:57Okay, Mr. Hoppenack, let's see what you've got.
18:02When I hit him, he bounces right back at me.
18:05I'd better be careful.
18:11If only there was some way to use that crazy clown's bounce against him.
18:23So much for you.
18:32Is that all you've got?
18:37Well done, Spider-Man.
18:39Please, come inside,
18:41and discover the horrors that await you.
18:49Look at this place.
18:51Let me guess, you're trying to make the cover of Super-Villain Decorator Monthly.
18:55Right, Mysterio?
19:07Okay, I've been flipped off before, but never quite like that.
19:11What's going on?
19:13So strange.
19:15Everything is upside down. What's going on?
19:18Now, learn the true meaning of terror,
19:22in my Funhouse of Doom!
19:27Great, more of those Hoppenack things.
19:30I'd better be careful.
19:32Ooh.
19:46Raised axe-wielding clowns?
19:49Gonna have nightmares, for sure.
19:55I think you zigged when you should've zagged.
20:03Mysterio sure knows how to clown around.
20:08And we turned it up a notch.
20:10Bam!
20:12You're doing rather well, aren't you?
20:15Still, your run of luck can't last forever.
20:18How much longer before my traps bring you down, Spider-Man?
20:23The only thing bringing me down is your crummy attitude, sourpuss.
20:33Back to normal at last.
20:36Looks like that chute is my only way down.
20:42Ready or not, Mysterio, here I come.
20:52I think I've lost some weight.
20:55Okay.
20:58Huh, I think I've lost some weight.
21:01Okay, fun time is over.
21:04I need to figure out how to get out of here so I can find Mysterio
21:07and knock some sense into that domed head of his.
21:13What was that?
21:15Now, prepare to meet the most dangerous adversary, yourself.
21:20Huh.
21:27Nuts.
21:30Hey, Mysterio, does your mothership know where you are?
21:34Nuts.
21:41There has to be a lawsuit here somewhere.
21:45This may sting a little.
21:48Fighting these guys leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
21:57Nuts.
22:04Nuts.
22:07Nuts.
22:11Now you will meet your doom!
22:14You wear pointy ears to sci-fi conventions, don't you?
22:22Succumb to your fate!
22:26These are nice tricks, Mysterio.
22:28Soon I will reach these odd cities of my will!
22:32I need to hurry.
22:34It's only a matter of time before this crackpot actually hurts someone.
22:45Nuts.
22:55Hear me, Earthling?
22:57Yes, Nuts.
22:59The alien thing really isn't fooling anyone.
23:03Nuts.
23:04Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
23:07No, seriously!
23:10Nuts.
23:15Say goodnight, Gracie.
23:19Nuts.
23:22Hear me, Earthling?
23:25Okay, the alien thing really isn't fooling anyone.
23:32Nuts.
23:44Nuts.
24:14Nuts.
24:21Looks like I found the exit. Finally.
24:34A hologram.
24:36Why should I be surprised?
24:38You may have foiled my plans this time, Spider-Man, but I'll be back.
24:43I promise you that!
24:49Uh-huh. Heard it before.
24:51About a million times.
25:06I'm finally out of that crazy place.
25:09If I never see another carnival as long as I live, it'll be too soon.
25:17I wonder where Mysterio got to.
25:19Hey, Spidey!
25:21Spider-Man!
25:37Yo! Spider-Man!
25:39Call the army! Martians are attacking people! It's the end of the world!
25:47I don't want to die!
25:51Don't panic. I'll deal with it.
26:14Batter up!
26:16You guys are disgusting.
26:19Now that was... exhausting.
26:34Spidey! Yo! Spidey!
26:36Oh my gosh!
26:38Anything I can help with?
26:41There was a chase that just sped right past here! Someone almost got hit!
26:49If that chase keeps up, someone could get hurt. I'd better help stop those crooks.
26:57He's wrecking the car!
27:04Spider-Man just showed up!
27:18Spidey!
27:27Find a safe and line up work.
27:29Yeah!
27:42Watch out!
27:44Ah, you are so dead!
27:48Spidey!
27:55Hey! Spidey!
28:00Oh, thank goodness!
28:02Yikes!
28:04I'll beat you!
28:07Take a nap, sap!
28:19Phew!
28:25Watch out!
28:32Oh man, you ain't nothing!
28:38Hey! Oh! Get this stuff out of my face!
28:43Lucky for you, I pull my punches.
28:46Thank you, Spider-Man!
28:49You got it!
28:55Whoops! Dr. Octavius' demonstration will be starting soon. I'd better hurry.
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