• 2 days ago
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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very pleased to introduce you all to Miss Mary Jane Watson.
00:09Mary Jane has just agreed to marry me, and I couldn't wait to share my happiness with everyone.
00:16So what's the hunk's superpower?
00:20Throw a football on the moon.
00:23Uh-huh. Red is easily impressed, isn't she?
00:28Shouldn't you try to find somebody more your speed?
00:31Just what I needed. Love advice from a thief.
00:34Are you still sore about that statue? I gave it to the cops already.
00:39I was just having some fun with you. You look kind of cute, trying to figure out what happened back at that warehouse.
00:45Anyway, my original point was, why are you still bothering with a normal girl? Normal is boring.
00:53Normal is half my life. At least it's supposed to be.
00:57Why? I mean seriously. Why settle for being some schmo when you can be a superstar?
01:05Well...
01:06Forget it. I was going to tell you about Shocker, but you're obviously busy sulking.
01:12Shocker? What about him?
01:14Oh, just that he broke out of prison a little while back and he's back in the city.
01:18I was going to show you where he's hiding out, but...
01:21Show me.
01:22That's the spirit. Trust me, kicking his heavily padded butt will make you feel better.
01:28Yeah, you're probably right. Let's go.
01:34Come on now, don't fall behind.
01:37So, how did you find Shocker?
01:39Well, apparently he escaped during your little event with Quentin Beck.
01:44Seriously? I knew I should have kept a better eye on that guy.
01:49Still, I was a little distracted at the time.
02:19Come back! I don't know where the warehouse is, remember?
02:29Yeah, and you're never going to know the way you're going. Are you even moving?
02:49You're getting a lot better at following me.
03:07I think there may be hope for you yet.
03:10Hey, I was just going easy on you before.
03:19You're not going anywhere.
03:22You're not going anywhere.
03:25You're not going anywhere.
03:28You're not going anywhere.
03:31You're not going anywhere.
03:34You're not going anywhere.
03:37You're not going anywhere.
03:40You're not going anywhere.
03:43You're not going anywhere.
03:46You're not going anywhere.
03:49You're not going anywhere.
03:52You're not going anywhere.
03:55You're not going anywhere.
03:58You're not going anywhere.
04:01You're not going anywhere.
04:04You're not going anywhere.
04:07You're not going anywhere.
04:10You're not going anywhere.
04:14I'm glad you decided to come. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
04:18Maybe so.
04:44Spider-Man! I don't know how you found me, but there's no way you're getting me this time.
04:51Hey, Shocker. You look different somehow. Have you been reupholstered?
04:56Still a comedian, huh?
04:59Come on, Spider. Let's take this guy out.
05:13Come on, Shocker. Let's take this guy out.
05:31Are you wearing a girdle?
05:34Are you wearing a girdle?
05:36Come on, Shocker. Please make an effort.
05:39Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
06:03Are you wearing a girdle?
06:06Still slow and dumb, I see.
06:17How's the tire mascot keep working out?
06:25What's up, Spider? Looks like Shocker's pet slug is here.
06:37Are you wearing a girdle?
06:47Are you wearing a girdle?
06:51Are you wearing a girdle?
07:04Come on, Shocker. At least make an effort.
07:07Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
07:13I've been meaning to ask...
07:15How's your absorbency compared with the Legion's ramp?
07:21Are you wearing a girdle?
07:27Come on, Shocker. Please make an effort.
07:30Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
07:37Still slow and dumb, I see.
07:51Are you wearing a girdle?
08:04Come on, Shocker. Please make an effort.
08:07Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
08:12You killed Shocker. I'll take care of his goons.
08:20Are you wearing a girdle?
08:29Still slow and dumb, I see.
08:37How's the tire mascot keep working out?
08:40I've been meaning to ask...
08:42How's your absorbency compared with the Legion's ramp?
08:50Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
08:56Careful, Cap. You'll hurt his feelings.
09:01You okay?
09:03Oh, yeah. He just caught me off guard.
09:06I'll be ready for him next time.
09:09Listen, I gotta get going. I have some things I need to do.
09:13See ya.
09:21I hope Cat is okay.
09:36Yo, Spider-Man!
09:38I have to check on Cat later.
09:43Spider-Man! Thank goodness you're here!
09:46That man needs to go to the hospital, fast!
09:50Oh, it hurts!
09:54I'll get him there right away.
09:59Help!
10:00Don't worry. You're gonna be okay.
10:14Hey, buddy!
10:17There you go. You'll be alright now.
10:20Thank you, Spidey.
10:43I wonder what Shocker is planning.
10:49I wonder what Shocker is planning.
11:07Talk to me.
11:10The cops are chasing some maniac!
11:13Can't you do something?
11:19I know the police can handle it, but I'll never forgive myself if someone gets hurt during the case.
11:23I better stop those crooks.
11:32Amazing.
11:40Spider-Man is in trouble.
11:42Yikes!
11:45Batter up!
11:49No!
11:57Split it!
12:04I'll take care of it!
12:09Don't hurt me!
12:12Spider-Man!
12:16Spidey, you're the man!
12:19No, you're the man!
12:22Hey, yo! Spider-Man!
12:25Sup?
12:28Spider-Man! There are costume thugs attacking people!
12:33I'm not worth your trouble!
12:35Really?
12:36Anyone messes with us, they're going down!
12:40People in costumes?
12:42What is this city coming to?
12:47Well, well. Look who joined the party.
12:53Henchmen don't hench like they used to.
13:01Man, this stuff is... sticky.
13:04So much for you.
13:08Crap.
13:10I thought I was...
13:34Ah, menace.
13:36Yeah, Spidey! Hey!
13:38I'm talking to you!
13:39How's it going?
13:43An armored car down the street is being robbed!
13:49If I could just... reach my utility belt.
13:53Give me a break.
13:55Leave it to me.
14:04Hup!
14:06Hup!
14:08Hup!
14:10Heads up!
14:12Couldn't even wait for it to get to the bank, huh?
14:14Hey, Spidey! You made it!
14:25I think you saved what you should have saved.
14:28You better not get pizza delivered this way.
14:32My balloon!
14:34This is the part where you fall down.
14:45This may sting a little.
14:51Start her up! We're outta here!
14:55Tag! You're it!
14:57Oh no! My balloon!
15:00Run!
15:05Spider-Man just jumped!
15:17Yo, watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
15:30Look! It's Spider-Man!
15:43Spidey! Over here!
15:46Problems?
15:49Spidey, I just, um, saw...
15:52I... I...
15:54I... I...
15:56I... I...
15:58I... I can't do it!
16:00I'm sorry, Spidey!
16:03Oh no! These don't throw me in the fryer, Pat!
16:06Watch out!
16:27Look out!
16:37Let's go!
16:45Stop it! That's mine!
16:54My party! Stop!
16:56Gotta break!
17:01The Wet Flinger!
17:06What am I going to do?
17:26Spidey! Yo! Spidey!
17:28Anything I can help with?
17:30Spidey, look! That person is going to fall!
17:33Spidey, look! That person is going to fall!
17:38I'm slipping!
17:42On my way!
17:47I... I don't think I can make it!
17:53Gotcha! Now hang on!
18:00You rescued me!
18:01You rescued me!
18:02Thank you so much!
18:05I'd never let anyone splat.
18:07Get a job!
18:32If you only knew.
18:34Hey.
18:35Spidey!
18:36Someone's car is being stolen!
18:37Help!
18:38Please!
18:39Not while I have anything to say about it.
18:40Pull over now!
18:41Hey!
18:42Hey!
18:43Hey!
18:44Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:46Hey!
18:47Hey!
18:48Hey!
18:49Hey!
18:50Hey!
18:51Hey!
18:52Hey!
18:53Hey!
18:54Hey!
18:55Hey!
18:56Hey!
18:57Hey!
18:58Hey!
18:59Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:01Hey!
19:02Hey!
19:03Hey!
19:04Hey!
19:05Hey!
19:06Hey!
19:07Hey!
19:08Hey!
19:09Find a safer line of work.
19:10Oh ...
19:11Lucky for you, I pull my punches.
19:28Uh ...
20:00I don't see anyone around. Now's my chance to change real quick.
20:11Peter! Great timing. Jonah was just yelling for you. Go on in.
20:23Thanks, Betty. You were looking for me, Mr. Jameson?
20:27Parker! Where were you 15 minutes ago? There's a Latverian diplomat coming into the city
20:33by helicopter. He's landing any moment, and I need a photo. Now get over there like your
20:37job depended on it! Got it, Mr. Jameson.
20:57Help! Martians are robbing the Speedy Mart!
21:27Alien invaders holding up a convenience store. This I have to see.
21:40Make no sudden movements, Earthling. I require large amounts of your currency.
21:46Sure, Space Dude, whatever you say. Just don't disintegrate me or whatever.
21:50How low the mighty have fallen. You dare to challenge the infinite might of Mysterio?
21:57I will destroy you utterly. You will bear witness to the majesty and glory of my power.
22:04Prepare to die.
22:07You went too far.
22:14Whoa! That was sick, dude! You rocked so hard, Spidey!
22:19Oh, I give up. Don't hit me again.
22:24Quentin Beck, I presume. Say cheese!
22:28Cheese!
22:32Great. Now to get these photos to the Bugle.
22:58I have to see Jonah. I have pictures of Spider-Man for him.
23:25Okay, Pete. Go on in.
23:28Parker, what do you want?
23:30I have some photos you might want to see. Remember Quentin Beck? Turns out he was Mysterio.
23:43So, Beck and Spider-Man weren't cahoots all along.
23:46How can you look at those pictures and say that?
23:49I don't have time for your moral outrage, Parker. I'm trying to run a paper here and
23:53make sure my son's wedding to Jean Marie doesn't bankrupt me.
23:56Her name is Mary Jane.
23:57Yeah, right, right. I'll give you 200 for the lot. You can collect your money on your way out.
24:06I can't believe that. Jameson would frame his own mother if he thought it would sell papers.
24:15What did I ever do to Jameson? What could he possibly have against me?
24:23Help me! Someone help me!
24:29Need a hand?
24:32Don't hurt me!
24:37Wait, I'm trying to help.
24:40Ugh, I'm so sick of everyone hating me.
24:45I'm going to go give the Bugle's esteemed publisher a piece of my mind.
24:50He's messed up my reputation long enough.
25:14Hey, where's the fire?
25:16I don't have time to talk. I need to have a word with the publisher of the Daily Bugle.
25:20Whoa there, mighty one. Take a deep breath.
25:24That paper has turned half the city against me. I'm sick and tired of it.
25:30Well, I'm sure that bursting into the Bugle offices and yelling will clear everything up.
25:37All I'm saying is, you may want to calm down.
25:41You seriously need to loosen up. Have more fun.
25:45You're a superhero. You swing through New York City in brightly colored tights.
25:50I like my costume.
25:52The point is, here you are. Powers far beyond those of mortal men.
25:58And you're pouting on a rooftop. What's up with that?
26:02I guess you're right. What did you have in mind?
26:06Well, I did find Shocker again.
26:10And I'm dying for some payback.
26:13Sounds good.
26:14All right! Showtime, baby.
26:41I'm surprised that you found Shocker again.
26:44I thought he would be smart enough to lay low for a while.
26:47Well, finding out where he is wasn't easy.
26:50But I can be very persuasive when I want.
26:54Not bad.
27:04Hey, looks like some of Shocker's friends are here.
27:09You're all done, huh?
27:11Yep, I'm on it.
27:13Nice job. Those guys are history.
27:39No sweat.
27:43Let's go.
28:14Faster, Spider! The imp I got won't be good forever!
28:19You would think I'd be better at following her by now.
28:43Not a problem.
29:13All right, now let's get back on track.
29:26Yeah, lead the way.
30:13Whoa, this is an old Oscorp research lab.
30:38Shock's moving up in the world.
30:40Some kind of space propulsion thing.
30:43I wasn't really paying attention.
30:46I'm gonna find another way in.
30:49I'll meet you inside.
31:10About time you losers got here.
31:13I must have told every lowlife in New York where to find me.
31:19A trap?
31:21Don't take it too hard, Cat.
31:23Shocker's a crafty one.
31:25No, wait, I'm thinking of someone else.
31:28Get ready. Here comes the pain.
31:32I hate it when he says that.
31:47Spider, keep him busy.
31:50I'm gonna find some way to shut down that force field.
32:03Okay, I got it.
32:06I was right!
32:08Look at that shield go down.
32:10Let's go teach Shocker a lesson. Right, Spider?
32:14Careful, Cat. He's still dangerous.
32:18Looks like you just got out of traction.
32:21Funny, because that's just where you're going.
32:33You must lose the feeling every time you blast something.
32:44Shield's up again. I'll work on it.
32:46Look out for those blasts, okay?
33:11Figured it out. Get over to the other terminal and we'll shut him down.
33:18I bet he isn't such a tough guy without his force field.
33:24Still about as subtle as a train wreck, aren't you?
33:29Shocker is still a boring game.
33:32What about Jack, though?
33:39You must lose the feeling every time you blast something.
33:53Looks like you just got out of traction.
33:55Hang in there, Spider. I'll try to hack the shield.
34:25Quick, Spider! Get over to that other terminal so we can drop his shield!
34:45Any time now, Spider. That shield isn't going away by itself.
35:11Shocker is still a boring game.
35:12That shield is really getting on my nerves.
35:42You must lose the feeling every time you blast something.
36:10Looks like you just got out of traction.
36:30Funny, because that's just where you're going.
36:43This guy gave you trouble, Spider?
36:45Yeah, well, I was young.
37:00Still about as subtle as a train wreck, aren't you?
37:18This guy gave you trouble, Spider?
37:20Yeah, well, I was young.
37:23Was that as good for you as it was for me?
37:26I have to admit, you were right. I feel much better.
37:30You see? I told you, baby. Stick with me and you'll be fine.
37:35Come see me next time you're feeling down, alright?
37:37I'll see you around.
37:42She's pretty amazing, don't you think, Shock?
37:45I think my career has just hit a new low.
37:48Ah, who cares what you think.
37:57If only all my problems could be settled with flashy, climactic battles.
38:13Mary Jane's Play. Maybe I can make it tonight.
39:43I can't believe I missed it again.
40:03Good night, guys. See you all tomorrow.
40:06What's up, Garly? Give me your money.
40:10Leave me alone!
40:19Oh, fuck!
40:42You okay?
40:43Yeah. Great timing. What are you doing here?
40:49You know me. Always hanging around.
40:52I'm getting married. I don't know if you heard.
40:55Oh, really? What's he like?
40:58He's... there. He loves me, and he's there.
41:06I see. I, uh, I have to get back to my patrol. See you around.
41:12Yeah. Next time a bunch of thugs try to jump me.
41:16It's a date.
41:24Why can't I just tell MJ the truth?
41:27I can't believe she's getting married and I'm just waving from the sidelines.
41:32Was I supposed to meet Kat this evening?
41:35I guess I should go.
41:38I'd better get moving.
42:08Hey, what took you so long?
42:33Running late seems to be part of my idiom.
42:35You work too hard. Ditch the mild-mannered civilian routine.
42:39This life is so much more fun.
42:41Look at me. Sure, I can play hero if I want.
42:45But if I don't feel like it...
42:51Give it a try. Take the weight of the world off your shoulders.
42:54You don't understand. You don't know why I do this.
42:58What? Parents got killed by a mugger? Abducted by aliens? Sold to the circus?
43:04It doesn't matter. Whatever the reasons, you can't change the past.
43:09What's done is done. You have to live for the present.
43:13Hippie.
43:16All right, fine. Don't cheer up.
43:19All I'm saying is, you're gonna get an ulcer or something.
43:22I suppose, as usual, that you have the perfect thing to take my mind off my problems.
43:27Now that you mention it, there is a little something I know about.
43:32You know that warehouse on the west side near the convention center?
43:36Something big is going down. I'll race you there.
43:40All right, Moonbeam. You're on. Let's go.
43:52Move that cute little butt of yours. You don't want to miss this.
43:57I'm just getting warmed up.
44:01Hey, Cat. You talk pretty tough when you're in the lead. How about now?
44:15You used to be fast, Cat. What happened?
44:18I'm just getting to a handicap, Spider.

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