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00:00The Old West caused hardship and terrible feuds.
00:03The fiercest feud of the Old West was between the cattlemen and the sheepherders.
00:08This story is about one of those sheepherders.
00:12Sheepherder, he's a man with a stamp in his hand
00:17Walking the sheep through the canyons grand
00:21His sheep are crazy
00:28From morning to night, the brave sheepherders had to defend their huge flocks
00:33against the inroads of the cattle barons.
00:36Well, actually, we only have one sheep.
00:39He's starting small.
00:48It's that evil cattle baron, Sidewinder McWolf
00:52and his slimy henchman, Cowboy Irwin.
00:55Now hold on there, little buckaroo.
00:58Introducing the bad guys is my job.
01:01Oops, sorry.
01:04I warn you, sheepherder.
01:06I want you off this land by sundown.
01:08I got plans for this here land.
01:10Hundreds of tiny houses that all look the same.
01:16I'm gonna call it Orange County.
01:19And if you don't get off this here land, I'm gonna take it from you.
01:23No way, buck.
01:31Missed me.
01:32You gotta tell sundown to get your sheep outta here.
01:36Don't fret, Fluffy. Remember your ulcer.
01:53All right, boys. You all know what you're here for.
01:56Yeah, not sure at all.
01:58To get that pesky sheepherder and his dead burnt sheep.
02:02Right.
02:03And we're gonna do it cause we hate sheep.
02:06Right. We hate sheep.
02:09But Sidewinder, how about salary?
02:12There ain't no salary, you ungrateful galutes.
02:15We're all here cause we hate sheep.
02:17Right, boys?
02:19Not.
02:23Make a note of that, Cowboy Irwin.
02:25Next time we advertise for gunmen, make sure they's real stupid gunmen.
02:31Are the cattle ready to stampede all over that pesky pooch's ranch?
02:39We have to save the ranch, little fella.
02:48What? No, no, you dummies.
02:51Don't stampede over there. Stampede over this way.
02:55You call yourselves professional stampeders?
02:58Do that one more time and you're rump roast.
03:05Time to pull off the kid gloves.
03:08Now I'm gonna get really stinky.
03:25Are you Dirtbag Jack, the meanest, rottenest, most evil gunslinger in the West?
03:31Don't forget, Smelly, I hate sheepherders.
03:35What's this sheep kissing, dirt eating vomit called?
03:40Dakota Droopy.
03:43Dakota Droopy?
03:45Dakota Droopy?
03:53Make a note of that, Cowboy Irwin.
03:55Next time we advertise for gunslingers, make sure they ain't a fear to hound dogs.
03:59Looks like I'm gonna have to challenge Dakota Droopy to a gunfight myself.
04:03Yeah, that's it.
04:05I'll meet that mangy mutt and gun him down at high noon.
04:082 o'clock Eastern time, 3 o'clock Central, kiddies.
04:152 o'clock Eastern time, 3 o'clock Central, kiddies.
04:46That's a fool, didn't we?
04:49Sidewinder McGoof, I'm here to notify you that you've just lost your ranch.
04:53Your last payment was late.
04:56No way! What are you talking about?
04:58How's about a loan?
05:00No equity, no loan, no ranch.
05:05No ranch?
05:07But how can I be a cattle baron without a ranch?
05:12I want my mommy!
05:15Maybe I can help.
05:17You can? How?
05:27Hey, what do you want? It's a job.
05:30Hey, shut up or I'll make lamb chops out of you.
05:33Oh, Mr. Droopy, he says he's gonna make lamb chops out of me.
05:37Shh! Come on, keep it down.
05:39I think the words, you don't understand.
05:43I hate to see a cattle baron cry.
05:46But it gives you a warm, tingly feeling inside.