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00:30I
00:54Show them the chicken I had to marry my stuff she kind of shimpoo t-shirt
00:57So
01:27The
01:29Otaku show toto manzai kyokai no kaichou made suwate agimashita anino hana de gozaimasu
01:38Kyo desu ne Korakusho no
01:41Densetsu no uta to iu no wo tsukutte kita desu ne
01:43Kura no densetsu no uta to iu no wa series de utatte iru desu kedo mo
01:46Ichiban saisho ni utatta no ga desu ne moto boxing sekai champion no gatsu ishimatsu san desu ne
01:53Gatsu san no uta kara hajimattan desu ne
01:56Te koto mo arimasu ne kyo wa desu ne korakusho no uta no mae ni mazu wa desu ne hisashiburi ni
02:00Koro gatsu san no
02:02Uta wo ne uta se itagou wa to omo desu kedo mo ii desho ka utatte mo daijoubu desu ka
02:05arigatou gozaimasu
02:08Hai ano mo shika shita wa makai kata de gatsu san yoko wakaranai na tte kata wa ne iru ka mo shiramesen de
02:12Sou iu kata wa desu ne ano ato de internet no yahoo de shirabete kudasai
02:18To iu kata de gozaimashite soredewa ikimashou
02:21Densetsu no otoko
02:52Kuizu bangumi ni deta gatsu ishimatsu wa
02:58Shinderera wa donna kutsu wo haiteita deshou to kikarete
03:03Magao de kou kotaeta
03:09Nike ka?
03:11Air mo haiteru
03:15Sonna gatsu wa
03:17Kuizu bangumi de
03:19Aoi litmatsu shi wo sansei no mizu ni tsukeru to dou naru deshou?
03:23To kikarete
03:25Hakkiri kou kotaeta
03:29Nureru?
03:32Tashikani
03:35Sonna gatsu wa
03:37Variety ni deta toki
03:39Kanpe ni
03:41NG to kakareta no wo mite
03:45Juujitsu ni kou itta
03:50Ngu
03:52Ngu
03:55Minna me ga ten
04:00Densetsu no otoko
04:02Densetsu no otoko
04:05Mukashi neko wo katteita nda
04:10Namae wa nanto
04:12Neko
04:15Gatsu gatsu
04:17Viva gatsu
04:18Chikuwa de hoshi wo miru
04:21Gatsu gatsu
04:22Viva gatsu
04:23Gamu wa saigo nomu
04:26Gatsu gatsu
04:27Gatsu gatsu
04:29Sonna gatsu yo
04:31Korekara mo
04:32Densetsu wo tsukutte kure
04:37Thank you very much.
04:40Now, in response to the great encore,
04:44I would like to sing the legendary song of Kouraku Shishou.
04:50I didn't think that Kouraku Shishou would be in the audience.
04:55It's really hard to sing.
04:57Let's go.
04:58Kouraku Shishou, don't get angry and listen.
05:02Densetsu no rakugo ka
05:04Viva Kouraku
05:05Applause
05:14Densetsu no rakugo ka
05:16Densetsu no rakugo ka
05:19Kyou wa shoudei member
05:22Kouraku Shishou no
05:25Densetsu wo oshieyo
05:29Rakugo kai de wa juchin no
05:32Kouraku Shishou wa
05:34Demachi wo shite ta wakamono kara
05:37Deshi ni shite kudasai
05:38To iwarete
05:40Shinken ni kou kotaeta
05:44Kimi, sake nomeru no?
05:47Iku toko soko ka yo?
05:50Sonna kouraku wa mukashi
05:53Keiba no rensai wo shite ita
05:56Catch phrase wa nanto
05:58Uma to kaiwa dekiru otoko
06:02Uso wo tsuku na to
06:03Kuremu ga sattou shita toki
06:06Heizen to kou kotaeta
06:11Ore no shishou dare da to omottenda yo?
06:13Umazura no enraku dazo?
06:16Sabuton ichimai
06:19Sarani kouraku wa
06:21Yose de rakugo wo shite ta toki
06:24Hanashi no tochuu de
06:26Tsuzuki wo wasure shite shimatte
06:29Kyakuseki ni mukatte kou itta
06:34Ano okyakusama no naka de
06:35Kono rakugo no tsuzuki wo gozonjiru kata irasshaimasu ka?
06:40Kikouki no naka ka?
06:45Densetsu no otoko
06:47Densetsu no rakugo ka?
06:50Sake de yarakashite
06:52Shishou ni hamon sareta
06:55Sono kazu nanto
06:56Nijuusan kai
07:00Kouraku kouraku
07:01Viva kouraku
07:02Zenzen te agenai
07:05Kouraku kouraku
07:06Viva kouraku
07:07Honban de nemuru
07:10Kouraku kouraku
07:11Viva kouraku
07:12Deshi no neta pakuru
07:15Kouraku kouraku
07:16Viva kouraku
07:18Sonna kouraku yo
07:20Kore kara mo
07:21Densetsu wo tsukutte kure
07:51Thank you very much.
08:16Now, it's time for Oogiri.
08:18First of all, I would like to say hello to those of you who have been waiting for a long time.
08:23I am currently changing my driver's license.
08:25This year, I had a cognitive test.
08:30I don't usually use a tablet on my headphones, so I'm under a lot of pressure.
08:36Fortunately, I was safe.
08:39This time, it's Henno.
08:43After Henno, it's Chichibu.
08:48Hanno, Hanno.
08:52Due to some circumstances, I have a strand of hair in my head.
08:58If you don't know why, please watch the recording from last week.
09:02I have a request.
09:03Staff, please make a wig the size of my head.
09:07I'm Ichinosuke.
09:13I think skin care is important even for men.
09:16I always put on lotion and lotion.
09:19So I still have a lot of hair and it's glossy.
09:23My forehead doesn't look like it's going to stay for a week.
09:27It's peaceful.
09:31The other day, I went to Boko Tokyo Agricultural University's school festival, the harvest festival.
09:36The school festival at the agricultural university is a little different.
09:38The students sell vegetables and miso.
09:41You can line up there.
09:43At a glance, it looks like a special sale day at the supermarket.
09:46I'm Hennosuke Tatekawa, who loves Boko.
09:53When it gets cold, the hot can is delicious.
09:58But it's also delicious to drink cold sake in a warm kotatsu.
10:06I want to go home because I'm not here.
10:13Kids these days are using tablets.
10:16I thought it was amazing.
10:18I showed my son in the third grade of elementary school that it was easy to use.
10:25It was a math homework.
10:27140 minus 70 is 80.
10:3030 times 10 is 60.
10:33I hope you grow up well.
10:36I'm Miyaji.
10:40Next, let's listen to his greeting.
10:46Hello, everyone.
10:48It's a mystery.
10:51It's a mystery.
10:55What should I say?
10:59Please wait for next week.
11:07It's a mystery.
11:09It's a mystery.
11:11I didn't even say my name.
11:14It's a mystery.
11:16Who was it?
11:18As usual, I'll give you a good answer.
11:21If you get 10 correct answers, I'll give you a great product.
11:24Please do your best.
11:26Let's move on to the first question.
11:29Only Mr. Yamada?
11:32Please give me an example.
11:34Yes, sir.
11:35His voice is getting smaller.
11:39Are you ready?
11:40What is this?
11:44Let's move on to the kanji game.
11:47Please write the same kanji in two different sizes.
11:54Please give me a hint.
11:56I'll ask you why, so please answer.
11:59The same kanji.
12:01For example, this kanji.
12:02It's the same kanji.
12:04Please write the kanji for plate.
12:07It's the same kanji for breakfast.
12:10Please put a large plate of food on a small plate.
12:14Like this.
12:19Should I do it vertically or horizontally?
12:20It doesn't matter.
12:22Please do as you like.
12:25Mr. Taihei.
12:28I'm lost every time.
12:31What is it?
12:32Should I put a large plastic bag in 5 yen?
12:36Or a small one in 3 yen?
12:42Like this.
12:43You like plastic bags, don't you?
12:46Mr. Miyaji.
12:50It's delicious!
12:52What is it?
12:53Suntory beer.
12:54Small Jockey and Mega Jockey.
13:01Mr. Harunosuke.
13:03I've been supporting basketball since the B-League.
13:06I'm a very active player in the NBA.
13:09What is it?
13:10I'm Kawamura, a basketball player who competes with big players.
13:19You're doing your best, aren't you?
13:20Mr. Ichinosuke.
13:22It doesn't matter if it's big or small.
13:25What is it?
13:26Mr. Uragane, please reflect on yourself.
13:31Please raise your legs.
13:33Mr. Koyuza.
13:35I'm from Shimizu Minato, your hometown.
13:38What is it?
13:39I like big and small voices.
13:46Thank you very much.
13:48I've prepared it just in case.
13:51Mr. Koraku.
13:52When I eat ramen, I always think that...
13:55What is it?
13:56The meat next to it looks bigger.
14:01The kanji is wrong.
14:04What is it?
14:05The kanji is wrong.
14:07The kanji is wrong.
14:09The kanji is wrong, too.
14:12Mr. Tahei.
14:14I'm Shinji Magi, a magician.
14:19What is it?
14:20My ears got bigger.
14:28Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:30It's our power relationship.
14:32What is it?
14:33Mr. Kami, it's me.
14:39Mr. Miyaji.
14:40I don't really need it.
14:42What is it?
14:43When I ask for a high-pronged pair of scissors,
14:46a small pair of scissors comes along.
14:49I don't need it.
14:53Mr. Ichinosuke.
14:55This is important for humans.
14:58What is it?
14:59This is me, and this is you.
15:07When he wrote the word, I knew what he wanted to say.
15:12If you're aware of it, it's fine.
15:14Mr. Yamada, can I have one?
15:17Mr. Miyaji.
15:18When I see you in the city, I feel warm.
15:21What is it?
15:22The shoulders of a father and a child.
15:27Can I have one?
15:30Mr. Kouraku.
15:31Yes.
15:32Please.
15:33It's time to eat.
15:35What is it?
15:36Kagamimochi.
15:39Last year.
15:41It's almost New Year.
15:45Mr. Koyuza.
15:47It's my wish.
15:49What is it?
15:50The big wish is world peace.
15:53The small wish is peace in my house.
16:00Mr. Koyuza.
16:01Aren't you embarrassed to say it?
16:04My face is getting red.
16:08Mr. Harada.
16:10You didn't lose in this election.
16:13What is it?
16:14The difference of one vote.
16:18Please give me one.
16:21Everyone, please answer like this.
16:24Please.
16:25Let's move on to the second question.
16:28Mr. Yama.
16:29Please.
16:30Yes.
16:37When you get on the train, there are many discoveries.
16:41When you get on the train, please look around and say something.
16:46My friend next to me says so.
16:50Please continue.
16:52Look at the scenery on the train and say something.
16:55Mr. Miyaji.
16:56I can see the red lantern well from the train window.
17:00That's right.
17:01I want to have a drink at Torikawa rather than Tsurikawa.
17:09Mr. Harunosuke.
17:10Yes.
17:12The newspaper is left in the seat.
17:15That's right.
17:16It's Houchi Newspaper.
17:23I'm impressed.
17:26It's not a seat.
17:29We are the same age.
17:31I'm embarrassed.
17:34Mr. Kouraku.
17:36My face on the train window looks older than 78 years old.
17:42That's right.
17:44I look 79 years old.
17:48It's not much different.
17:53Mr. Koyuta.
17:55A woman in the train saw me at once.
17:59That's right.
18:01Is it a train for women?
18:09Mr. Taie.
18:10Yes.
18:14Actually, I want to get off at this station.
18:17That's right.
18:18But I can't get my hands off from Tsurikawa.
18:25I want to have a drink at Torikawa.
18:28Mr. Harunosuke.
18:30I'm nervous to take the Shinkansen with Shisho Shinosuke.
18:36That's right.
18:37It's a designated seat for Shisho and his apprentice.
18:46I was surprised when you said Shisho Shinosuke.
18:52Mr. Ichinosuke.
18:54This train is a little aggressive, isn't it?
18:57That's right.
18:58I just overtook the Shinkansen a little.
19:04What kind of love battle is it?
19:09Mr. Taie.
19:10Yes.
19:11That woman standing on the platform over there is a woman I've seen somewhere.
19:18That's right.
19:20Shota said,
19:21That's right.
19:24I went to the next platform to see if she was his wife,
19:27but she was already on the night train.
19:31Shin! What Happened to the Theater? Episode 77
19:34Shota's heart is a blue train.
19:37Shut up!
19:39Oh!
19:41Good!
19:47Oh, I'm tired.
19:50I'm so angry.
19:53Mr. Taiko Yuza.
19:55Oh, the rush in the morning is terrible.
19:59That's right.
20:01If this is marriage, I can't stand it.
20:05Mr. Takahashi.
20:06Take it.
20:09Mr. Taie.
20:10Yes.
20:13Mr. Yuza.
20:14Excuse me.
20:15Can you hold this with both hands?
20:17With both hands?
20:20That's right.
20:21It's the shape of a new criminal costume.
20:30Mr. Yamada, I'll give you one.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34You don't have to invent that.
20:39Let's move on to the third question.
20:41Mr. Yamada, please.
20:42Yes.
20:44Something else came out.
20:47It's coming out all the time.
20:51Is that okay?
20:52Is there a hat with the word factory manager on it?
20:55Yes.
20:56Beer and sweets factories are very popular now.
21:02Please be the factory manager of various factories.
21:06Please explain to the tourists.
21:09I'll be impressed, so please continue.
21:13Self-made products and so on.
21:15Excuse me.
21:16I'd like to be the real factory manager.
21:20That's right.
21:21Is there anyone who wears a kimono and a hat like this?
21:24I should have been a talker.
21:27I should have worked at a factory.
21:31Mr. Taihei.
21:33Our factory makes takoyaki.
21:37That's amazing.
21:38Please be careful.
21:39Because bonito flakes and green laver come from the ceiling.
21:48It's so automated.
21:50Mr. Miyaji.
21:52Almost no one in our factory is fat.
21:56That's amazing.
21:57Because it's Garigari's factory.
22:02Please raise your hand.
22:04Yes, I'm the factory manager.
22:06Factory manager.
22:09Mr. Koizumi.
22:11Our factory makes home run balls of Ohtani players.
22:18That's amazing.
22:19Yes.
22:20I'm going to be kicked out of the company because of this.
22:28That's the factory manager.
22:29That's the factory manager.
22:33Mr. Harunosuke.
22:35Our gas factory is full of pools and gyms that employees can use freely.
22:41That's amazing.
22:42It's important for employees to get rid of gas.
22:49Mr. Sukouraku.
22:51Our squid factory is in bankruptcy.
22:56That's amazing.
22:57Indeed.
23:02I'm sorry.
23:03Please don't answer questions that make me embarrassed.
23:07Mr. Harunosuke.
23:09I've been the factory manager of Kamaboko factory for 10 years.
23:14That's amazing.
23:15It's on the board, isn't it?
23:20Mr. Sukouraku, please answer the questions like this.
23:23I'll study.
23:26Mr. Taihei.
23:28Our factory has a 3-0 movement.
23:35That's amazing.
23:37No accidents, no mistakes, no sales.
23:45Mr. Ichinosuke.
23:46Our food factory can't store smelly or dirty food.
23:54That's amazing.
23:55So please get rid of Miyaji.
23:58Disinfect it.
24:00Mr. Miyaji.
24:02Our factory is a scrap factory.
24:05That's amazing.
24:06I'm going to dismantle Ichinosuke now.
24:13Please dismantle.
24:14Please dismantle.
24:16I, Hiyoko Akushimaru, will do it.
24:19Dismantle.
24:24Mr. Yamada, please bring a sheet of paper to Mr. Taihei.