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00:00Thank you, Ega, my stylist, Jason Meka, Charlie Manapa for my hair.
00:06Hey, that's not allowed!
00:07You can't say Mama Raiden and Regine Toledino.
00:11This is for Rupape and Gladys.
00:12For them, the old artists.
00:13The new ones who promoted the movie.
00:15I want to thank them.
00:16Sis, did you forget that you're a 90's kid?
00:18Yes.
00:19I'm the same age as you, right?
00:21We're the same age.
00:22Yes.
00:23Huh?
00:24They don't want to admit it.
00:25She's the same age as me.
00:26Hey, I've been watching you since you were a kid.
00:28Yes.
00:29Okay, fine.
00:30Mavi, say hi to Mavi.
00:32What's up, Madam Pipo?
00:36He's so handsome.
00:37He's a professional.
00:39He's also an entrepreneur.
00:41Hey, entrepreneur.
00:44He said, what did he say?
00:47Entrepreneur.
00:48Entrepreneur.
00:49Entrepreneur.
00:50Entrepreneur.
00:51Entrepreneur.
00:52I didn't say that.
00:53Everyone thinks you're handsome.
00:54That's why I chose this chair.
00:58Oh, sorry.
01:00Why?
01:01Because when I sit next to you, you're next to Teddy.
01:03Oh, I like that.
01:04Are you still studying with Teddy?
01:05No, I like him.
01:07He's my best friend.
01:08I love Pitchie.
01:10He's my idol.
01:11He's my idol.
01:12We're together now.
01:13Why are you next to me?
01:14You like to sit next to the guests on the left.
01:16It's not like I have a new friend.
01:20Hi, friend.
01:21Hi, friend.
01:23I hope you'll explain.
01:24What's the enter?
01:26What's the enter?
01:27Jong is asking, what kind of alohas are you selling now?
01:30Now?
01:31Why?
01:32I forgot to buy alohas.
01:34I don't know if you're an alohera or a magician.
01:37I'm a rabbit.
01:38Enjoy, Jon.
01:39Good luck with your work today.
01:41There's an Asian GG winner.
01:43And he's my brother.
01:45Stop it, Ruben.
01:47Let's go to Catherine Sita Jones.
01:51Wow.
01:52From Zorro.
01:53From Zorro.
01:54Catherine Sita Astals.
01:56Catherine Sita Astals.
01:58Why is my outfit like that?
01:59Because tomorrow, our outfit needs to be local-like.
02:03What happened?
02:04So on Tuesday night, I got my clothes made.
02:06On Wednesday, they told me not to wear it.
02:09It didn't last.
02:10It didn't last.
02:12That's why.
02:13I just watched it.
02:14But it's beautiful.
02:15They're shy.
02:16I watched it.
02:17Catherine Sita Jones, you should wear it tomorrow.
02:18Tomorrow.
02:19It didn't last.
02:20I even ordered a necklace from the TikTok shop.
02:23In fairness, it arrived late.
02:25It's already achieved.
02:26It's beautiful.
02:27Thank you so much.
02:28You can wear it anytime.
02:30Why?
02:31You won't waste your outfit.
02:32It's beautiful.
02:33You can wear it any day.
02:35Especially if you're post-paid.
02:39I don't know.
02:40You changed it.
02:41I didn't change it.
02:42I just said it.
02:43I just said that I'm not sure if I can make it tomorrow.
02:46I'll see you later at Sultan Kudarat.
02:49I have a show there later.
02:50Wow.
02:51I have a show there.
02:52I'll go straight there.
02:53That's why I'm nervous if I can make it to the grand finals.
02:56You can make it.
02:57I'll go straight from Sultan Kudarat.
02:59But today, the last batch of our semi-finalists will face each other
03:03to flex their fails.
03:05Where is the highest score that our judges can give to each contestant?
03:10The one who can enter the ultimate face-off
03:12will have a chance to break the ultimate lock-alike
03:15and win 300,000 pesos.
03:20The first semi-finalist is ready to face the club.
03:23MC Lassie, please introduce yourself.
03:28Thank you, Kuzbo.
03:29Thank you so much.
03:30I'm so excited today.
03:32Yes, because this is the last day.
03:34This is the last day for our grand finals tomorrow.
03:37Who do you think will win?
03:38I think I can feel it.
03:40Is your face still strong?
03:41My face?
03:42Yes, your face.
03:43We'll see.
03:45We'll see, right?
03:47Because he got the...
03:48He got my smell.
03:49Just my smell.
03:52So, mirror, mirror on the wall.
03:54What if your face is like this, madlam people?
03:59I'm ready and I'm ready.
04:02In the first round,
04:04here is the semi-finalist number one,
04:06Lassie of Palawan.
04:17Wow!
04:24Before we start,
04:26let's give a big round of applause for Hiyawan!
04:33The woman in front of you,
04:35from Palawan,
04:36usually from Pantilan,
04:38and always with a bad attitude.
04:42What's up, madlam people?
04:47My name is Lassie.
04:48Lassie or Lassie?
04:50Zero.
04:51Who are they?
04:53And I believe in the saying,
04:55if I look bad to you,
04:57Jack, you have a bad look.
05:00And I thank you.
05:17Paseando la perra
05:24Perra
05:33Perra
05:36Paseando la perra
05:42Perra
05:47Perra
05:52Perra
05:55Paseando la perra
06:08Lassie of Palawan!
06:11Lassie!
06:13You have a big circle,
06:14just like Darren.
06:16She's just like a dog.
06:20I want to ask all the talents in the world,
06:22why did you decide to do that today?
06:25Oh my gosh, of course, Lassie.
06:27What does she do?
06:31I don't know what else Lassie does,
06:33other than being a dog.
06:34That's what suits Facebook.
06:36Lassie is a dog,
06:37that's her brand in the comedy bar.
06:40Lassie's first name,
06:42is Reggie Aso.
06:44Reggie Aso.
06:48But when she went to our comedy bar,
06:50she became Lassie.
06:52Because Lassie's character is a dog.
06:54But Reggie Aso is her first name
06:56in the comedy bar.
06:58But how many months did you train
07:00to do this talent?
07:02Actually, I don't train anymore.
07:04It's natural.
07:06When I was born,
07:08when I was born in this world,
07:10I was born as a dog.
07:12Natural?
07:14Natural!
07:18But Lassie can even do
07:20the sound of a dog.
07:22MC,
07:24do what you're doing to Lassie.
07:28Someone's following you.
07:30Lassie is a dog, follow MC.
07:32I just called MC, follow Lassie.
07:34I'm just a partner.
07:36Do what you're doing to her
07:38in the set, okay?
07:40Okay.
07:42The dog is chasing me.
07:44We don't care.
07:46You got tired there.
07:48You got tired there.
07:54Sit, sit, sit, Bartay.
07:56Sit.
07:58The dog barks.
08:00The bark is loud.
08:02The bark is weak.
08:04The dog is happy.
08:06The dog is sad.
08:08The dog is scared.
08:10The dog is surprised.
08:12The dog's feet are tied.
08:14The dog is biting your feet.
08:18It's like you're the one who's biting.
08:20It's like you're the one who's biting.
08:24Lassie, how do you do that?
08:26Lassie, don't be next to him
08:28so he can't take you as a friend.
08:30Just kidding.
08:32Sit, Bartay.
08:34The dog barks.
08:36The bark is loud.
08:38The bark is weak.
08:40The bark is weak.
08:42The dog is happy.
08:44The dog is sad.
08:46The dog is scared.
08:48The dog is surprised.
08:50The dog's feet are tied.
08:52The dog is biting.
08:54It's like you're the one who's biting.
08:56It's like you're the one who's biting.
08:58Wait a minute.
09:00Wait a minute.
09:02We can't do that.
09:04I can't do that.
09:06I thought it was a dog.
09:08It's not a dog.
09:10I'll go to Lassie because she's already there.
09:12What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:14What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:16What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:18What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:20What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:22What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:24What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:26What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:28What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:30What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:32What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:34What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:36What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:38What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:40What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:42What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:44What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:46What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:48What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:50What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:52What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:54What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:56What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
09:58What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:00What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:02What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:04What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:06What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:08What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:10What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:12What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:14What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:16What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:18What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:20What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:22What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:24What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:26What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:28What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:30What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:32What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:34What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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10:38What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:40What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:42What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
10:44What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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10:48What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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11:00What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:02What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:04What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:06What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:08What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:10What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:12What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:14What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:16What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:18What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:20What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:22What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:24What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:26What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:28What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:30What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:32What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:34What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:36What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:38What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:40What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:42What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:44What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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11:48What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:50What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:52What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:54What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:56What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
11:58What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:00What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:02What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:04What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:06What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:08What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:10What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:12What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:14What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:16What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:18What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:20What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:22What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:24What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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12:28What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:30What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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12:34What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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12:40What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:42What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:44What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
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12:48What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:50What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:52What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:54What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:56What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
12:58What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
13:00What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
13:02What if it's Caterine Sita Jones?
13:04Rock and roll!
13:34You said you were on a show.
13:36You'll make it because you made it.
13:38Yes, he'll make it.
13:40No excuse.
13:42What's their work?
13:44Finale.
13:56I really changed flights.
13:58For the first flight.
14:00For the first flight, yes.
14:02He left the airport at 3.
14:04He left the airport at 3.
14:06I was the last performer.
14:08What time was that?
14:105 a.m.
14:125 to 7.
14:14That's a whole day.
14:16What about Japan?
14:18That's a whole day.
14:20That's a whole day.
14:22But of course,
14:24I'll try to make it tomorrow.
14:26Because I want...
14:32Because I want...
14:34Because of you,
14:36I'm happy.
14:38I'm happy.
14:40That's how it is.
14:42That's how it is.
14:44We're the happiest here.
14:46We're the happiest here.
14:48Because Lassie is happy.
14:50And we love Lassie.
14:52And we love Lassie.
14:54That's the greatest example
14:56that you used your weakness
14:58into your advantage.
15:00That's weakness.
15:02That's an asset.
15:04This is the time for Lassie and I to get along.
15:06No, no.
15:08We're just waiting for
15:10the...
15:12the...
15:14There's no MC.
15:16That's a shame.
15:18That's what we want from you.
15:20You have good vibes.
15:22You have a face.
15:24But even the way you move your hair
15:26is perfect.
15:28It's perfect.
15:30It's scary.
15:32And the hair on the side.
15:34Did you get that?
15:36The hair on the side.
15:38Did you get that?
15:40For the Grand Finals.
15:42For the Grand Finals.
15:44Good luck to you, Lassie.
15:46But Lassie, I feel that
15:48you look better.
15:50I'm sad.
15:52That's when I realized.
15:54At first, I thought
15:56that I'm ugly.
15:58You're beautiful, Lassie.
16:00I saw myself in the mirror.
16:02I realized that I'm not pretty.
16:04You're beautiful, Lassie.
16:06If you wake up tomorrow
16:08and your face is like that,
16:10you should change.
16:12That's a good answer.
16:14That's a good answer.
16:16That's a good thing.
16:18Thank you, Horado Jukes and Teddy.
16:20So, Horados,
16:22you can give the score
16:24to Palawan.
16:26Let's find out what Madla
16:28has to say to the semi-finalists.
16:30Go, MC and Lassie.
16:32Thank you, Bella.
16:34Let's ask Madla.
16:36Madla people,
16:38score more, show more.
16:4410, 9, 8.
16:4610, 9, 8.
16:48Let's find someone
16:50to talk to.
16:52Let's see.
16:56This is the lady.
17:00I thought you're tall.
17:02Stand up, lady.
17:04I'm already standing.
17:06What's your name, lady?
17:08Hi, I'm Miriam Ebuse.
17:10Miriam.
17:12Miriam Apatze.
17:14Ebuse.
17:16Miriam, what's your hotel number?
17:18Okay, Lassie.
17:20Number 8.
17:22Why number 8?
17:28Because if we perfect it,
17:30the others won't have a chance.
17:36What's the local like
17:38in Lassie's face?
17:40Her hair.
17:42Thank you very much.
17:46I can't accept
17:48what she said
17:50last time.
17:52Of course, this afternoon,
17:54what will she let us hear?
17:56Here's April Boy
17:58of Davao del Sur.
18:00Where do you want to go?
18:02This time,
18:04where the music is loud,
18:06that's where you'll have fun.
18:08Maestro, music!
18:18My heart is crying
18:24and shouting
18:26Even my mind
18:28and feelings
18:30are crying
18:34This life of mine
18:38has no meaning
18:40If your love
18:44is lost
18:50My heart is crying
18:54and shouting
18:56Even my mind
18:58and feelings
19:00are crying
19:04If your love
19:06is just
19:08my hope
19:10I can't live
19:12I can't live
19:14if you go away
19:22Do you want sombrero?
19:28Where is it?
19:32Where is it?
19:38Here?
19:42Where is it?
19:46Where is it?
19:58April Boy Rejino
20:00of Davao del Sur.
20:02Idol!
20:04She bought a lot of sombreros.
20:06Yes, and she won't win.
20:08She's a loser.
20:10If you invest in the family
20:12and you win,
20:14don't worry.
20:16We'll talk to your parents.
20:18They'll give you the money back.
20:20She's an idol.
20:22And look at her.
20:24She worked hard.
20:26She did a show until late at night.
20:28She's not Egan.
20:30She's not Egan.
20:32She's not Egan.
20:34She's not Egan.
20:36If you're together, you can be partners.
20:38Monkey-eating Egan.
20:40Monkey-eating Egan.
20:44Don't laugh.
20:48You can't be monkey-eating Egan.
20:52Don't laugh, Kathryn.
20:58Kathryn, this is Zorro.
21:00Kathryn Gonzaga.
21:04This is Alex.
21:08April Boy,
21:10do you still go out even it's May?
21:12Why?
21:14Mimi.
21:16I still go out.
21:18He still goes out.
21:20Even it's May,
21:22April Boy still goes out.
21:24Of all your hits,
21:26what's your favorite?
21:28The one,
21:30I can't accept.
21:32That's a spoken poetry.
21:34I can't accept.
21:36Can you sing a sample?
21:38Yes, a sample.
21:40I can't accept.
21:42I can't accept.
21:44I can't accept.
21:46You're leaving me.
21:48You're leaving me.
21:50It's painful to hear.
21:52It's painful to hear.
21:54That you don't love me anymore.
21:56That you don't love me anymore.
21:58My heart is beating fast.
22:00My heart is beating fast.
22:02My heart is beating fast.
22:04My heart is beating fast.
22:06I can't live in this world
22:08I can't live in this world
22:10if you'll leave me.
22:12if you'll leave me.
22:14if you'll leave me.
22:16Awesome!
22:18Idol!
22:20Ogie Alcasi sang so well.
22:22April Boy!
22:24April Boy!
22:26I have a job here.
22:28Jackie is so funny.
22:30Yesterday,
22:32I asked Ogie,
22:34why are you so tall?
22:36Ogie is a boy pick-up.
22:38Thank you very much.
22:40Let's welcome Felipe Mendoza
22:42and April Boy Regino
22:44How will
22:46Jurado Gladys Reyes
22:48respond to him?
22:50What's up, Madlang people!
22:54April Boy, hello!
22:56Hello, Ma'am Gladys.
22:58Do you know that April Boy
23:00is one of the icons of our mass.
23:02I used to watch her perform in the provinces.
23:04I thought she was in a bathroom.
23:06I used to watch her perform in a bathroom.
23:08I used to watch her perform in a bathroom.
23:10She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
23:12She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
23:14She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
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24:16She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
24:18She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
24:20She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.
24:22She's famous for her out-of-town jokes.