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00:00What's up, Paglapipo!
00:11We got a party, we got a party, we got a party!
00:16Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:19Oh, guys, guys, guys! Here's the suspect!
00:22What?
00:23Suspect! Single, looking for someone to eat puto mokmok with
00:27when the wedding night comes, but he's looking for a girlfriend.
00:32Wow, that's amazing, Jami!
00:35Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:37It's personal, personal.
00:38Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:39Okay, it's your turn.
00:41One, two, three, go!
00:42Suspect! Resists becoming a sexy babe because she's not sexy and she already has a babe.
00:48Oh!
00:50That's a happy theme.
00:52I hope it's all, I hope it's all.
00:54Maybe next year, we'll get back together.
00:56Yeah, we'll get back together.
00:58I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:59Go, go, go.
01:01Me too, me too.
01:03Me too, I'm a suspect while my children are chasing me.
01:06That's funny!
01:07That's funny!
01:08That's funny!
01:09That's funny!
01:10Mano po nino!
01:11Mano po nino!
01:12Mano po nino!
01:13Mano po nino!
01:14Mano po nino!
01:15Mano po nino!
01:16Mano po nino!
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04:12I hear the angel voices
04:20Oh night divine
04:27Oh night when Christ was born
04:36Oh night divine
04:51Oh night divine
05:04Yes you will
05:09When you're here
05:11Oh night, oh night
05:15Oh night divine
05:20Oh night, oh night
05:22Oh night, oh night
05:24Oh night
05:28Oh
05:44Matlab people!
05:46Let's all wake up happy
05:49And be a symbol of hope
05:52It's showtime!
05:59Let's go Pilas!
06:01Let's go!
06:03Come on!
06:04Come on!
06:05Come on!
06:06Let's go!
06:07Come on!
06:08Let's go!
06:09No matter what the colors
06:12No matter where we are
06:15No matter if it rains or snows
06:18Even if the ends are not beautiful
06:22No matter how many lives we have
06:25No matter if it rains or snows
06:29Even if the ends are not beautiful
06:32No matter how many lives we have
06:35No matter how many lives we have
06:38No matter how many lives we have
06:41It's showtime!
06:42This is your show
06:44This is your time
06:46Let's make it popular
06:48It's showtime!
06:50It's showtime!
06:54It's showtime!
06:58It's showtime!
07:01It's showtime!
07:02Let's find wealth in the world
07:05So we can dance
07:08As long as you're with your family
07:11No matter what, you can do it
07:15It's true love
07:18It's true love
07:19It's true love
07:22No matter how far it is
07:25As long as you're with your family
07:28No matter how far it is
07:30As long as you're with your family
07:32No matter how far it is
07:34Let's dance
07:35It's showtime!
07:36This is your show
07:37This is your time
07:39Let's make it popular
07:41It's showtime!
07:42No matter what the colors
07:45No matter how many lives we have
07:48It's showtime!
07:49This is your show
07:50It's your show, this is your time
07:52It's showtime, it's showtime
07:56Let's go, Chang'An!
07:58It's showtime, it's showtime
08:02It's showtime, it's showtime
08:06Let's go, Chang'An!
08:08It's showtime, it's showtime
08:11Everyone stop, everyone play
08:14Everyone stop, everyone play
08:19Everyone stop, everyone let's go
08:24Party, party, party, party
08:28Give it up for Laika Australia
08:31It's showtime!
08:34What's up, what's up, my love people!
08:49It's showtime, it's showtime
08:53What's up, my love people!
08:54Can you feel the night is getting colder?
08:58Yes!
08:59It's getting cold!
09:01Yes!
09:02It's getting cold!
09:03And the traffic is getting tighter!
09:05Yes!
09:06So much!
09:07That was before!
09:08Huh?
09:09That was before!
09:10But it's worse now!
09:11It's worse now!
09:12Yes, Bella is in traffic for 3 hours!
09:15I was in EDSA for 3 hours yesterday!
09:17Oh my God!
09:18You might have parked in EDSA
09:21Everything is starting to get crazy
09:24It's getting crazy!
09:25It's getting crazy!
09:27It means that Christmas is coming!
09:32That's how it is?
09:33Yes, that's how it is
09:35And it's not just like that, the cockroaches are disappearing
09:38Why?
09:39Because of the mold
09:40Why?
09:41It's too big
09:42The mold balls are disappearing
09:44You're crazy!
09:45It's not mold balls
09:47It's light!
09:48They're really going to light it up
09:50That's why, one more thing
09:54We want to wish you a Merry Christmas!
09:59Merry Christmas!
10:01With our TNT champ, Bella Padilla
10:06No, it's not Bella
10:07No, it's Laika
10:08It's Laika
10:09It's Laika
10:10It's Laika
10:11Give her a big round of applause
10:15What is up, Madlang People!
10:19She's consistent
10:21She's the original
10:23She's the original of What is up
10:27Laika, you're so beautiful
10:29Your singing earlier was so good
10:32Thank you
10:34Let's continue the conversation with Laika
10:37With Wyze, Diggie, AC and Teresa
10:39Showtime on LineU
10:41Madlang People, are you excited for the Christmas ID launch?
10:47Wait a minute
10:49While we're waiting, we have a preview of our Christmas ID
10:55Featuring Beanie
10:57It's already posted on our social media accounts
11:01Our story shines this Christmas
11:03Because you can watch it this December 2
11:05On YouTube
11:07Real or fake?
11:10Oh, no!
11:11Our semi-finalists lost again
11:13But, oh, yes!
11:15The one with the most convenient future is slowly coming to an end
11:19Marion Rivera
11:20It's because of Marion
11:21She brought a lot of us
11:23We enjoyed it
11:24We fought
11:25Thank you for coming
11:27Wyze Ganda
11:28The preparation was so intense
11:30She really proved that she's Wyze Ganda
11:33Ellie Wendia
11:34You were so confident
11:36When you gathered all the information about Ellie
11:39Palit Junior approved you
11:41Lebron James
11:42Uncanny similarity
11:44You look exactly like Lebron
11:45I look like a genius
11:47Aura Briguela
11:48Very good
11:49You're good
11:50It's only the beginning of the start
11:53You're so funny
11:55And Jason Mumawa
11:57You're very tall
11:58Your voice is the same
11:59Your acting is also the same
12:01You're in the grand finals
12:02I see
12:03Aura Briguela of Cebu
12:05Jason Mumawa of Pimpola City
12:08Lebron James is the winner
12:10There are 4 winners
12:12Is it real?
12:13It is real
12:14And today
12:15There are 6 participants
12:17Who will compete again
12:19Stephen Curry of Bohol
12:21KZ Tandingan of La Union
12:24Boy Abunda of Samar
12:26Charosatos of Cavite
12:29Boss Toyo of Cavite
12:32And Vini Nguyen of Mandaluyong
12:36And the best of the best
12:39Here in
12:40Kalokalai Phase 4
12:42Road to the Ultimate Phase Off
12:50What's up with the people?
12:54The festival of the famous
12:57Here in
12:58Kalokalai Phase 4
13:00Road to the Ultimate Phase Off
13:02That's how it is
13:04They are the ones who will make you happy
13:06If the stars really have a face
13:09Here comes the one-half of the OG Rock'n'Roll Tandem
13:13Of Showtime
13:14Kush Jugs
13:18I'm alone but not lonely
13:22Of course, comedy diva
13:24Rufa McIntosh
13:27For the effort in the outfit today
13:30For the effort
13:32Kapamilya Hunk actor
13:34JC Devera
13:38And the first contrapida
13:41Gladys Reyes
13:46The flowers are so pretty
13:48It's like this is the fourth
13:50The last day of Biniverse
13:54Biniverse
13:55The bloom is so big
13:57Your flowers are so big, Gladys
14:02Jugs is looking at you
14:03And it's fragrant
14:05The flowers are fragrant
14:08It's fragrant
14:10It's a good thing there's a smell
14:11The flowers in our house don't have a smell
14:13Okay, good luck to you judges
14:15It looks like your work will be hard today
14:17Today, six semi-finalists
14:20Will be on the Showtime stage
14:22For the intense phasic battle
14:25And the highest score
14:26That our judges can give
14:28For each contestant
14:29And for them, the winner
14:31And it's face-off
14:33For the ultimate face-off
14:34Who has a chance
14:35To win the ultimate Kalokalike
14:37And will win
14:39300,000 pesos
14:41The ones who have a face
14:43Will be on the show again
14:45So let me introduce
14:46The first semi-finalist
14:48Ayonem Jackie
14:50Thank you, brother
14:52Brother, what do you think
14:54Of the artists who have the Kalokalike
14:56How about you?
14:58How did you feel when you saw your Kalokalike?
15:00Of course, rock and roll
15:02And my Kalokalike was really good
15:04Even the outfit
15:06Are you the Kalokalike?
15:07Of course, I'm happy
15:08That I can do that again
15:10That I can see myself
15:11That I can do that again
15:12Yes, the dance moves are good
15:14Of course, it's good
15:16You know, it's perfect
15:17Yes, it's hard
15:18You're the best dancer
15:20Yes, I'm the best
15:22Of course, you're the OG
15:24And of course,
15:27You're Jackie's Kalokalike
15:29But what can you say
15:31About Vice Ganda's Kalokalike?
15:33It's okay
15:35Darling is happy
15:37He's happy
15:39The first semi-finalist
15:41Pumukul ng Tres
15:43Paso
15:45There's no minty
15:47In every hug
15:49So you shouldn't miss his presence
15:51Here's the semi-finalist
15:53Number one
15:55Karina Pohol
16:25Steph Curry
16:27Wow
16:29She's really good
16:31Good night
16:33Good night
16:35Bella, you don't have to sit next to her
16:37It's okay
16:39Come here
16:41Wake up
16:43She's so cute
16:45You're the only prayer I don't know
16:47If you don't have an opponent, you're still a referee
16:49You don't have an opponent
16:51And two
16:54And her father
16:56How come you have a calculator here on your knees?
16:58It's not a calculator
17:00What do you call that?
17:02It's a keyboard
17:04This is my kids
17:06Your Sintas
17:08She's like our daughter
17:10Yeah
17:12Thank you
17:14Turn around
17:16Stepping her
17:18Stepping her
17:20Wow, blue eyes
17:22Oh my god
17:24Wow
17:26Big ball
17:28You bought a contact lens
17:30That's why you bought growth balls
17:32You're so lucky
17:34I hope you grow
17:36Can you talk?
17:38Yes
17:40I'm sorry
17:42It's a good thing she's here
17:44Even if they're not
17:47What's that?
17:49It's a pin
17:51So how's life after death?
17:53It's good
17:55It's good
17:57You're so excited
17:59If she's holding a ball, she's excited
18:01If it's a microphone, she's excited
18:03Where's the ball?
18:05Where's the ball?
18:07Where's the ball?
18:09Where's the ball?
18:11How much is that?
18:13100 per hour
18:16The ball is gone
18:18Where's the ball?
18:20It's gone
18:22She's smiling
18:24She can't dance
18:26She's so excited
18:28She's cleaning everything
18:30Even the building
18:34Maybe there's a league
18:36They have a game
18:38There it is
18:40Thank you
18:42You hold the ball
18:44The microphone is the kryptonite
18:46Would you like to greet the Madlang people?
18:48What's up Madlang people?
18:54He's happy again
18:56Lebron James was here the other day
18:58Yesterday
19:00Do you guys talk?
19:02Yes
19:04What do you talk about?
19:06About
19:08scoring of my season
19:10This season
19:13You have 4 seasons?
19:15No, not 4 seasons
19:17With alcohol
19:19What's your average?
19:2122?
19:23Yes
19:27Yes
19:31Are you guys friends?
19:33You and Lebron, are you friends or just
19:35civil?
19:37Just friends
19:39Oh, is that a new?
19:41How about Jordan Clarkson?
19:43Are you close?
19:45Maybe
19:49How do you feel that
19:51your partner Clay Thompson is in a different
19:53team now?
19:55I'm sober
19:57He's not drinking anymore
19:59He's sober
20:01He's just drinking
20:03strawberry
20:06strawberry
20:10So how do you feel?
20:12Are you sad?
20:14I'm sad because I'm
20:20Splash brother
20:24Splash brother
20:28Your brain today is very slow
20:30Did you dribble your head?
20:32What happened?
20:35You did not dribble your head
20:37So how does it feel as a basketball player
20:39You're now part of the movie
20:41Honey, I shrunk the kids
20:45Classic
20:47I watched it before
20:49Honey, I shrunk the kids
20:51with my grandpa
20:53I watched it before
20:57As a basketball icon
20:59There are so many kids
21:01idolizing you
21:03Would you like to tell the kids
21:05who idolize you
21:07who dream of becoming
21:09a big basketball player
21:11just like Lebron James
21:17I'm so very happy
21:19many kids
21:23I told you
21:27Is it easy to play basketball with Plem?
21:30It's okay
21:32Swallow it with pride
21:36What would you like to tell the kids?
21:38I'm so very happy
21:40many kids
21:42like me
21:44my shooting
21:46Would you like to just text the message
21:48and we will forward to the Madlock people
21:52He's jetlagged
21:56It's because of the contact lens
21:58It's really hard to think
22:00But his eyes are beautiful
22:02Super
22:04He's like a goat
22:06He's really like that
22:08You know you have a
22:10highest
22:12high percentage
22:14in shooting
22:16So Vice also
22:18is the highest percentage in shooting
22:20Where? Shooting?
22:22Film
22:25Can you
22:27Can you promote my movie?
22:29The bread winner is
22:31December 25
22:33Please watch
22:35Please watch
22:37This coming movie
22:39December 25
22:41Mimiya
22:43Mimiya
22:45Why do I always call myself Mimi
22:47But Mimiya is not called Meme
22:51Take 2
22:54Invite them to watch my movie
22:56Hello everyone
22:58I would like to invite
23:00to watch a movie
23:02December 25
23:04What movie?
23:06There's no title
23:08What's the title of the movie?
23:10And the bread winner is
23:12And the bread winner
23:14is
23:16And the bread winner is
23:18I'm calling him
23:20to promote
23:22He doesn't know
23:24He didn't inform the whole Philippines
23:26He didn't promote
23:28He's in America
23:30But he's your idol
23:32Really?
23:34Meme
23:36Mimi
23:38You do
23:403 shoot
23:42Showdown with Vice Ganda
23:44Yes
23:463 shots
23:48Step Curry vs Motombo
23:51No free throw
23:533 points
23:553 shots
23:57There's a lot of mics
23:59What's the problem?
24:01It's an all-in game
24:03It's an all-in game
24:05Step Curry vs Vice Ganda
24:07Stay here
24:15I didn't
24:173 shots
24:19No
24:21He should've caught it
24:23He didn't catch it
24:25If he didn't catch it
24:27But if it didn't hit
24:29It's a loss
24:31It's a loss
24:33Let's remove this
24:35How many points?
24:39Vice Ganda
24:4311 points
24:46It's an all-in game
24:48Easy
24:50You're so far
24:54Boi Pei
24:56Boi Buelo
24:58He started with Boi Pei
25:00This is Boi Buelo
25:02Boi Buelo, you'll be handsome
25:04You're right
25:16He's right
25:30It's an all-in game
25:32It's an all-in game
25:34It's an all-in game
25:393 shots
25:413-2
25:46Oh
26:043-2
26:123-2
26:15It's an all-in game
26:17It's an all-in game
26:21This is mine
26:23It's yours
26:25It smells like Stepin
26:29Let's give a round of applause to Step Curry
26:31Let's give a round of applause to Step Curry
26:33Let's hear what Jurado Jones has to say
26:35Let's hear what Jurado Jones has to say
26:39Rock and roll
26:45Hello, Sherwin
26:47Sherwin, I'm here
26:49The real Steph Curry
26:51He's so wholesome
26:53He has a clean image
26:55He's happy
26:57He has a good vibe
26:59This is dirty
27:01It's like you're opening something
27:03Clean, wholesome
27:05Sorry
27:07He's cute
27:09Steph Curry is so cute
27:11He's always smiling
27:13You caught the right person
27:15You're so local
27:17You're a 4-time MVP
27:19You're a 4-time MVP
27:214-time MVP
27:234-time MVP
27:254-time MVP
27:274-time MVP
27:294-time MVP
27:434-time MVP
27:454-time MVP
27:474-time MVP
27:494-time MVP
27:514-time MVP
27:534-time MVP
27:554-time MVP
27:574-time MVP
27:594-time MVP
28:014-time MVP
28:034-time MVP
28:054-time MVP
28:074-time MVP
28:094-time MVP

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