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00:00I'm just looking forward to venturing into the industry.
00:03Right now, I'm just looking forward to venturing into the industry.
00:07Oh, did you hear that?
00:08Can you spell that?
00:09The R doesn't come out.
00:10Forward.
00:11I'm looking forward.
00:12Forward.
00:13That's the right pronunciation.
00:16Forward.
00:17Can you say it again?
00:19I'm just looking forward to venturing into the industry.
00:22So there's no R?
00:23Venturing.
00:24Look.
00:25He's the nephew of Mang Turing.
00:27Venturing.
00:28So the forward?
00:29I don't have that.
00:30I can still eat.
00:31Where are you?
00:32He's so big.
00:33You know, when you go to Buhanga, the thieves love to go to the trash.
00:39The thieves love to go to the trash.
00:43They go to wherever you want to go.
00:45Because you can eat the junk food.
00:47Because I eat Kare-kare.
00:49Those thieves don't steal anymore.
00:51Yes.
00:52Whatever you do.
00:53His life is longer here than in the studio.
00:56They don't steal anymore.
00:57But anyway.
00:58You know, I watched this on ASAP.
01:00He sings so well.
01:01Really?
01:02He should be a sample here.
01:04He sings so well.
01:05Sample.
01:06Sample.
01:07Sample.
01:08Sample.
01:09Sample.
01:10Sample.
01:11Sample.
01:12Sample.
01:13Sample.
01:14Sample.
01:15Sample.
01:16Sample.
01:17Sample.
01:18Sample.
01:19Sample.
01:20Sample.
01:21Sample.
01:22Sample.
01:23Sample.
01:24Sample.
01:25Sample.
01:26Sample.
01:28I thought you were going to sing.
01:30So we can see the versatile shot.
01:32Okay.
01:33Do it before you sing.
01:34Because we have this dance here.
01:36We started this dance challenge.
01:38Are you familiar with this dance?
01:39No.
01:40We're dancing to this song of Marian Rivera.
01:43This is how you do it.
01:45All you gotta do is just zoom, zoom, zoom.
01:48You will move forward.
01:50Yeah, before you move forward, you have to bend your knees.
01:54Bend your knees.
01:55Benjamin?
01:56Benjamin.
01:57Benjamin.
01:58Benjamin.
01:59Benjamin.
02:00Benjamin.
02:01Benjamin.
02:02Benjamin.
02:03You know what I mean?
02:04Bend your knees.
02:05Private bend your knees.
02:06Bend your knees.
02:07And then put your hands together.
02:08Put it in front of your pants.
02:09Just like that.
02:10And then you move forward.
02:12But your face must be Poka.
02:15What?
02:16What?
02:17Poka?
02:18Poka face.
02:19Poka face.
02:20Poka.
02:21No R.
02:22Yeah.
02:23Poka.
02:24Because that's the British way.
02:25London.
02:27London!
02:29From the land of Harry Potter.
02:31No, from the land of On. London.
02:33Excuse me, no more R.
02:35So your name is Ja-en?
02:37Ja-en.
02:39Ja-en.
02:43Bend your knees.
02:45Do like that.
02:47And then we move forward.
02:49No expression on the face.
02:51One, two, three.
02:53Dion!
02:55One, two, three.
02:57Okay, go.
03:03That's too slow.
03:05It has to be very fast.
03:07It's like riding a horse.
03:09It's like you have to...
03:13I'll do it much faster.
03:15Much faster.
03:17He's gonna do it much faster.
03:19Much faster.
03:21Much faster.
03:23Like spaghetti and lasagna.
03:25Okay, one more time.
03:27With feelings.
03:29Oh, without feelings.
03:39So how was it?
03:41Did he pass?
03:43I think you need more energy.
03:45Excuse me, you forgot the wave.
03:47No, it's your basic first.
03:49Your English is so good.
03:51And you're right.
03:53Is that a new?
03:55Yes.
03:59But that was good enough.
04:01Now, you better hear him sing.
04:03He sings so good.
04:05What's your favorite song?
04:07Right now, Little Things.
04:09One Direction.
04:11Oh, I love One Direction.
04:13He's shy.
04:17He's shy.
04:19Give us a sample, please.
04:43Did you hear that?
04:45Love.
04:55Can you do it again?
05:07Do it again.
05:09Love.
05:11You're so ugly when you sing.
05:13There you go.
05:15When you hear this.
05:17Can you sing again?
05:19Love.
05:21Love.
05:25Very good.
05:27I fell in love again.
05:29Such a beautiful voice.
05:31The voice of an angel.
05:35Love.
05:37He's shy.
05:39You sing so well.
05:41Are you gonna come up with a single?
05:43Are you gonna come up with a song?
05:45Right now, I'm working on some music.
05:47Very good.
05:49We're looking forward to hearing your music.
05:51Yeah.
05:53Seeing you do a lot of other things like acting.
05:55Yes.
05:57Do you wanna host?
05:59Yeah, I definitely want to host.
06:01He wants to start with that.
06:03He wants to host first.
06:05Okay, good luck.
06:07Enjoy.
06:09We will have a lucky winner of Madlang Audience.
06:15I'm very proud of you.
06:17I'm proud of you.
06:19Say it again.
06:21Love.
06:25There's a lucky Madlang Audience
06:27who will win P10,000
06:29She will be a winner.
06:33She's a woman.
06:35She's the one who decided.
06:37Here's Jaren's team.
06:39If Jaren's guess is right,
06:41he will win P10,000.
06:43Let's welcome your Madlang partner.
06:45Who is Jaren's
06:47lucky partner
06:49in Madlang Vibot?
06:51Who's the beautiful girl
06:53who took a picture with me last time?
06:55Who's that?
06:57Who's that?
06:59The one in the Christmas special.
07:01Who's that?
07:03It's Ate Jazz.
07:05Jazz.
07:07She's beautiful.
07:09In fairness, this batch is beautiful.
07:11PBB.
07:13Yes, that's PBB.
07:15Yes.
07:17You're gonna fall.
07:19Let's pretend we didn't do anything.
07:21Whoo!
07:23Let's go back to our seats.
07:25Together.
07:27Together.
07:29Hi!
07:31I'm sorry.
07:39I forgot.
07:41Okay.
07:43Your Madlang partner is
07:45Floor Pasamba.
07:47Floor Pasamba!
07:49Hi!
07:51Is she your fan?
07:53Is she with your fans?
07:55No, she's a fan of Chang Amin.
07:59Here, here.
08:01She's a fan of Chang Amin.
08:03They're just choosing.
08:05Chang said, yes, I know her.
08:07She's on my Facebook.
08:09Yes, I saw that.
08:11You have a joke session, right?
08:13Hi, Ms. Floor.
08:15What's your name again?
08:17Do you know how to speak Tagalog?
08:19Yes, I do.
08:21That's good.
08:23Lola Floor.
08:25Within the week,
08:27we'll be able to achieve this.
08:29Let's help Mother.
08:31It's okay, Mother. We'll wait for you. We love you.
08:33She's wearing a Samba.
08:35Mother is wearing a Samba.
08:37She's wearing a Samba.
08:39She's wearing a Samba.
08:41She's wearing a Samba.
08:43Are you with them, Mother?
08:45Are you with them, Mother?
08:47You're wearing the same color.
08:49What kind of party list is this?
08:51I'm just kidding.
08:53Mother Floor is wearing a Samba.
08:55You're Jaren's partner.
08:57What you'll do is,
08:59you'll sit there,
09:01and if he guesses right,
09:03you'll win 10,000 pesos.
09:05Didn't you hear the money?
09:07You're wrong.
09:09That's how mothers are.
09:11If you talk without emotion,
09:13it's okay because you'll still win
09:155,000 pesos.
09:17But that's 12 months to pay.
09:19You don't have a lot of budget.
09:21Later,
09:23we'll ask you
09:25if you agree with Jaren's decisions.
09:27Is that okay?
09:29Do you want to greet someone, Mother?
09:31Hello, Band 75.
09:33Mother,
09:35are you a breadwinner?
09:37Are you a breadwinner?
09:39Yes.
09:41I used to be a bookkeeper.
09:43Bookkeeper?
09:45MC and the others are bookkeepers.
09:47Really?
09:49For how many years?
09:51For records.
09:53They have debts.
09:55Bookkeeper.
09:57Okay.
09:59You can sit there.
10:01Good luck to you, Jaren,
10:03and to your partner, Mother Floor.
10:05Today, we'll find
10:07the breadwinner,
10:09the tour guide,
10:11and the breadwinnables.
10:13Come in!
10:23Here are the breadwinnables.
10:25Who among them
10:27is the breadwinner
10:29and the tour guide?
10:31Yes, we have three Ks.
10:33Let's introduce them first, Kim.
10:35We don't have three contests.
10:39Jaren, introduce yourself.
10:41Breadwinnable number one.
10:43What's up, Madlang people?
10:45I'm Hilda Salas,
10:47your tour guide and breadwinner
10:49from Malabon City.
10:51She's happy.
10:53Number two.
10:55What's up, Madlang people?
10:57I'm Maric Lerbeuro,
10:59the breadwinner and tour guide
11:01from Paranaque City.
11:03Thank you. Here's the breadwinnable number three.
11:05What's up,
11:07Madlang people?
11:09I'm Jane Gooden, the breadwinner
11:11and tour guide from Quezon City.
11:13Look, Carla Estrada is the tour guide.
11:15No, she's not.
11:17She's Jane.
11:19Carla Estrada.
11:21Jane Gooden.
11:23We have three Ks.
11:25Kilatis, kilos, and questions
11:27to help you find
11:29the real breadwinner and tour guide.
11:31Yes.
11:33Our first K is
11:35Kilatis.
11:37Kilatis, by looking at them,
11:39you can call them
11:41and say hello.
11:43Kilatis them
11:45to find out who the breadwinner
11:47and tour guide is.
11:49Are you a breadwinner yourself now
11:51that you started working?
11:53Not right now. I will be soon, I hope.
11:55But yeah,
11:57my mom has been a breadwinner
11:59before she was the breadwinner of her family.
12:01It's like I'm on the radio.
12:03It's like I'm watching Harry Potter.
12:05It's like I'm talking to a DJ.
12:07Say, Wingardium Leviosa.
12:09Wingardium Leviosa.
12:11It's like she's going to sleep with Alphaba.
12:15She's going to sleep with Alphaba
12:17that's why her mom swims.
12:23We will give you a chance
12:25to ask one question
12:27and they will answer, but there will be no follow-up question
12:29and follow-up answer.
12:31You just have to say Kilatis.
12:33We can go here.
12:35Kilatis him.
12:37You can hold his hand,
12:39look at his face.
12:41You can also smell him if you want.
12:43Can I smell him?
12:45What part
12:47will you smell?
12:49The scent.
12:51Perfume.
12:53It's okay.
12:55Okay.
12:57Why do you smell him?
12:59Usually, what is the scent
13:01of a tour guide?
13:03I think a tour guide has to have
13:05an attractive scent.
13:07So, you can lure
13:09in the scent.
13:11Because the people who listen to you will come to you.
13:13Yes, and there are a lot of them.
13:15And they work for a long time.
13:17They can't stay up all night.
13:19The tourists will turn off.
13:21Next thing we should look at
13:23is the shoes.
13:25The shoes.
13:27Okay.
13:29How about the shoes?
13:31A tour guide should have comfortable shoes
13:33because they're always walking.
13:35Yes.
13:37So, if it's like that, it's not allowed?
13:39No, it's not allowed.
13:41Why?
13:43It hurts my feet.
13:45He has a wheel.
13:47He has a wheel.
13:49He doesn't have to walk.
13:51We're wearing the same shoes.
13:55Okay.
13:57What he's saying is good.
13:59It seems like he really thought about it.
14:01Does his shoes look comfortable?
14:03Yes, it looks comfortable.
14:05If you have a question you want to ask him, what is it?
14:07How good are you at English?
14:11Fluent.
14:13Fluent.
14:15Spell.
14:17English.
14:19Oh, I like that.
14:21E-L-G-L-I-S-E-G.
14:23I'm very proud of you.
14:25Thank you for changing the word.
14:27Thank you for changing the word.
14:31Let's go here, Jaren.
14:33This is number 2.
14:35You can smell it.
14:37Do you want to smell it?
14:39What does Juan smell?
14:41The smell is...
14:43I don't know.
14:45Just a regular scent.
14:47Regular scent.
14:49Regular scent.
14:51This is a scent with a regular scent.
14:53This is an irregular scent.
14:55He only got a few units.
14:57That's why it's an irregular scent.
14:59Quite a fruity smell.
15:01Like what fruit?
15:03Mabolo, durian.
15:05Fruity but durian.
15:07He's selling a shake.
15:11He's selling a fruity scent.
15:13He's selling a shake.
15:15It's a parasite.
15:17If there's no tourist.
15:19And his hat.
15:21How much will I pay you?
15:23So much.
15:25Do you have any question for her?
15:27How much per glass?
15:29What?
15:31How much per glass?
15:33Where do you take your tourists?
15:37In Pagsanghan,
15:39Patabungkay, Tagaytay,
15:41and Manila,
15:43Intramuros.
15:45Intramuros. I know that one.
15:47Yeah, me too.
15:49Don't get me wrong.
15:51We didn't go there.
15:53My dad cemented rocks there.
15:55It's been a long time.
15:57It's easy.
15:59Jaren is asking.
16:01Sorry, Jaren.
16:03How about the shoes, Jaren?
16:05The shoes, I feel like
16:07not very tourist guide.
16:09Why?
16:11Too fashionable.
16:13Less comfy.
16:15Fashionable, less comfortable.
16:17But I think it's durable.
16:19Durable?
16:21Yeah, especially if I wear that,
16:23that will be un-kabogable.
16:25It's still available?
16:27Yes, when you play basketball.
16:29Whatever.
16:31Okay.
16:33So we're done with number 2.
16:35We proceed to number 3.
16:37How much is Yakult?
16:39Chameetong.
16:41I'll smell first.
16:43Okay, you smell first.
16:45Sorry.
16:47Chameetong is so old.
16:49Okay.
16:51He really covered her armpits.
16:53What does it smell like?
16:55It smells like a Zumba instructor.
16:57Zumba instructor at 10.30 in the morning.
16:59What does it smell like?
17:01Number 2 is fruity.
17:03Number 3?
17:05It doesn't smell.
17:07It doesn't smell.
17:09Okay.
17:13Give me a piece of bread.
17:15Spare me your mercy.
17:17I'd say the shoes
17:19are not very tall, guide.
17:23Yeah, I'm not really
17:25convinced with number 3.
17:27Not really convinced. Okay, we go back there.
17:29So,
17:31you're not convinced with number 3.
17:33You're also not convinced with number 2.
17:35So, who do you think
17:37is the breadwinner tour guide
17:39for the three of them?
17:41Number 1.
17:431? Let's ask
17:45Nanay Flore. Nanay Flore, do you believe
17:47what Jari is saying about number 1?
17:49No, I'm number 3.
17:51Why did she say that she's number 3?
17:53Because she said
17:55you can't do anything.
17:57She's the breadwinner, that's why she can't
17:59buy mangoes.
18:01But why do you have to be angry?
18:03She's the breadwinner, that's why she can't
18:05buy mangoes for herself.
18:09Let's ask our guests here.
18:11Ryan, what do you think
18:13is number 3's job?
18:15I think number 3 is
18:17a waitress.
18:19Waitress? Why did you say that?
18:21I think so, ma'am.
18:23Waitress?
18:25Waitress?
18:27Waitress?
18:29Waitress?
18:31I think so, ma'am.
18:33It's nice to talk to you.
18:35I'm going to banter with you later.
18:37If you answer like that,
18:39I'm going to banter with you.
18:41There are a lot of comments here in our episode for today's video.
18:43If you see Paui,
18:45you're going to post a picture later
18:47on the art card.
18:49You're going to have a bad face.
18:51No, ma'am, because Nanay's
18:53tuck-in is the best.
18:55Her tuck-in is like a waitress.
18:57In her pants,
18:59her tuck-in is even.
19:01It's a stretch.
19:03Sometimes,
19:05they ask if I'm too lazy to answer.
19:07I said nothing.
19:09It's a stretch.
19:11I called him.
19:13He's not ready.
19:15Lassie is nervous about your question.
19:17Lassie is nervous about the question.
19:19That's why Aion is asking.
19:21What's number 2's job, Aion?
19:23I think he's
19:25a restaurant manager.
19:27What kind of restaurant is this?
19:29It's where 3 works.
19:332 works here.
19:37It's an expensive restaurant.
19:39Fine dining.
19:41Yes, it's like that.
19:43When you enter a restaurant,
19:45you should be impressed
19:47by what they have.
19:49Yes, that's right.
19:51The fine dining,
19:53the crew, the staff,
19:55they're all different.
19:57During Christmas,
19:59when you enter,
20:01they're like this.
20:03Why is he like that?
20:05Why is he like that?
20:07That's how he is.
20:09Ronald McDonald has a big foot.
20:11He's like that.
20:15Lassie,
20:17what's number 1's job?
20:19Ask Chang Ami.
20:21What's number 1's job?
20:23What's number 1's job?
20:25I feel like number 1 is talented
20:27in telenovelas.
20:29How can you say he's talented?
20:31How can you say that, Chang?
20:33Because when he speaks,
20:35and his presence,
20:37it's like he knows how to act.
20:39Really?
20:41When you slap him, will he be like that?
20:43Yes. Do you want to be slapped?
20:45Let's try.
20:47Listen to Chang.
20:49When Chang speaks,
20:51it's like he's the chairman
20:53of the social subdivision.
20:55Yes, I'm the chairman.
20:57Okay.
20:59But what's number 1's job?
21:01Number 1.
21:03Just because.
21:05I just feel it from her aura.
21:07From her aura?
21:09From SM?
21:11SM Aura.
21:13It's Aura.
21:15Take care of Aura.
21:17That's Aura.
21:19I feel like I'm on tour right now.

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