All year long we've worked
Our fingers to the bone
Dealing with orders
And answering the phone
The boss is so delighted
Targets met every day
He's forked out for this party
And a minibus each way
The girls are dressed up to the nines
In sequins and fake fur
Sandra's turned up in her hot pants
So the guys all stare at her
There's a mad dash for the bar
And Liz gets there first
Jim the boss has coughed up fifty quid
So we can quench our thirst
The music's on, it's all request
They're playing Agadoo
Sharon's shaking for all she's worth
Kimberley's up there too
The food appears, we all dive in
Grabbing all we can get
Big Dave's plate is choc a bloc
He's waving his baguette
Bertha's dress is straining
Though she's been on the Atkins Diet
If they haven't laid on enough pork pies
There's bound to be a riot
Jim the boss grabs the DJ's mic
"Testing 123 all right
Thanks for your hard work.
Hope you have a smashing night"
The sales girls do the "Time Warp",
Joined by Larry and his mate
Liz from IT's drunk too much gin
and now she can't walk straight
They've got the mop and bucket out
Cos young Kevin's been sick
Forklift Fred has split his pants
And the lads are givin him stick
The DJ's playing "Last Christmas"
Big Dave and Liz are entwined
Sandra's canoodling with a handsome hunk
She'll miss the bus, but never mind
We've all enjoyed our party
Drunk loads of wine and beer
Wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Our fingers to the bone
Dealing with orders
And answering the phone
The boss is so delighted
Targets met every day
He's forked out for this party
And a minibus each way
The girls are dressed up to the nines
In sequins and fake fur
Sandra's turned up in her hot pants
So the guys all stare at her
There's a mad dash for the bar
And Liz gets there first
Jim the boss has coughed up fifty quid
So we can quench our thirst
The music's on, it's all request
They're playing Agadoo
Sharon's shaking for all she's worth
Kimberley's up there too
The food appears, we all dive in
Grabbing all we can get
Big Dave's plate is choc a bloc
He's waving his baguette
Bertha's dress is straining
Though she's been on the Atkins Diet
If they haven't laid on enough pork pies
There's bound to be a riot
Jim the boss grabs the DJ's mic
"Testing 123 all right
Thanks for your hard work.
Hope you have a smashing night"
The sales girls do the "Time Warp",
Joined by Larry and his mate
Liz from IT's drunk too much gin
and now she can't walk straight
They've got the mop and bucket out
Cos young Kevin's been sick
Forklift Fred has split his pants
And the lads are givin him stick
The DJ's playing "Last Christmas"
Big Dave and Liz are entwined
Sandra's canoodling with a handsome hunk
She'll miss the bus, but never mind
We've all enjoyed our party
Drunk loads of wine and beer
Wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
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