ラランド「有象無象SHOW」 2024年11月14日 #20「生意気な後輩！可愛がられ選手権」
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00:00It's about time people started to like us.
00:04No, it's not that sad.
00:06Yes, it's not.
00:07There's no such sad beginning.
00:09What?
00:10I think the entertainment industry is getting more and more strict if you don't go out with people.
00:15I see.
00:16Especially with your seniors.
00:18I don't hang out with my seniors.
00:20You don't talk to people at all.
00:23You don't go to drinking parties.
00:24I don't go.
00:25I don't think you've been able to move like a junior.
00:28I haven't.
00:29This time, we're going to have a cute junior contest.
00:35What is it?
00:36We're going to have a shoot with a senior entertainer.
00:44We're going to see if we can get along like juniors.
00:48It's important to be able to get along with people.
00:55It's better to get along with people.
00:58I don't get along with people.
01:00This time, we have a mission.
01:04I see.
01:05Here it is.
01:06There's a mission point.
01:09There are points for each mission.
01:11You get a point for each mission.
01:13So, if you get a lot of points, you get 1 point, 2 points, 3 points.
01:17But if you give me a taxi fare, I'll get 500 points in one shot.
01:20So, if you give me a taxi fare, I'll get 2,000 points.
01:25But I'm not going to be reckless.
01:28I'm going to make it work.
01:30I'm going to bring back the old days.
01:32It's hard to bring back the old days.
01:36It's like, I used to shine, but now I'm not.
01:42This time, we're going to have a cute junior contest.
01:46Will he be able to act like a cute junior?
01:51But...
01:53Why are you crying?
01:55You should be clear about it.
01:57I'm not crying.
01:59Then why are you crying?
02:01Nishida's eyes are full of tears.
02:04It's really scary.
02:12Rarando Muzo Muzo Show
02:15What kind of game are you participating in?
02:18It's like, I'm already a junior contestant.
02:20It would be nice if you were a junior contestant.
02:23If I were a junior contestant, I could do something.
02:27But I don't know what kind of person he is.
02:34Nishida's Junior Contest
02:37Cute Junior Contest
02:39What kind of senior entertainer do you care about?
02:42Elshara Kearney
02:46She's the leader of the live show.
02:49I used to take care of her when I was a student entertainer.
02:53Seiwa was a judge.
02:56Seiwa gave me a lot of advice.
03:00He was like, don't you want to be a professional entertainer?
03:02He was like a big brother.
03:03How do you feel about people who seem to forgive you?
03:06Seiwa is very kind.
03:09He's very kind.
03:10He's very strict.
03:13He's an old entertainer.
03:15He's an old entertainer.
03:17But he's kind to young people.
03:19He's kind, but he's really angry at us.
03:24Seiwa is angry.
03:25Can they get along with the two senior entertainers who are strict with etiquette?
03:32Sanya is in trouble because she can't do anything because she's scared.
03:35Sanya is in trouble because she can't do anything.
03:38Let's start the Cute Junior Contest.
03:43Toshinosa Blaritavi.
03:47Thank you very much.
03:48Toshinosa Blaritavi has started.
03:51This program is a new sense of location variety where two entertainers with different ages will shoot.
03:57I'm Nishida, 27 years old, and I'm the first one to celebrate.
04:06The guests this time are Seiwa and Shiro.
04:11Nice to meet you.
04:13I called you.
04:15Nice to meet you.
04:17It's been a long time.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20You know me, don't you?
04:23I often see you on TV.
04:26But I didn't know you were such a bad guy.
04:31What are you talking about?
04:33I thought you were a cute guy.
04:35What are you talking about?
04:36I didn't know you were such a bad guy on TV.
04:40I'm not a bad guy.
04:42I'm not a bad guy.
04:44I'm not a bad guy.
04:46Shiro, you're wearing short sleeves.
04:48I know. I've been watching you since I was a student.
04:51Shiro, you're wearing short sleeves.
04:53Yes, I am.
04:54Let's wear it.
04:55Do you want to tear it off?
04:56No, I won't.
04:57I see.
04:58Talk to me.
05:00He's ignoring me.
05:04He's a little scared.
05:05He is.
05:07Nishida can't stand his senior.
05:12He came to Yokohama Zazie Pie.
05:16Their specialty is Taiwanese fried chicken.
05:21He's waiting for his order.
05:25I'm going to smoke.
05:27Don't worry. You can eat it.
05:29Can I?
05:30I'm going to smoke.
05:32Why?
05:34The camera is not ready yet.
05:38Can you connect the cigarette?
05:41I'm going to ask him to connect the cigarette.
05:44I'm going to ask him to connect the cigarette.
05:46I'm going to ask him to connect the cigarette.
05:48I thought I could smoke, but I can't.
05:51It's a cigarette.
05:53It's a cigarette.
05:54There are so many cameras.
05:56It's okay to smoke.
05:58It's okay to smoke.
06:00It's not okay.
06:02It's not okay.
06:04It's not paper.
06:06It's not paper, so it's not okay.
06:10It's okay to smoke.
06:12I see.
06:14It's cold.
06:16It's getting colder.
06:18It's cold today.
06:20I'm going to wear a jacket.
06:22They aim for 5 points.
06:25It's cold.
06:28I'm going to wear a jacket.
06:30You wear it.
06:32I'm not going to wear it.
06:34Nishida doesn't listen to him.
06:38This is big.
06:41It's really big.
06:43It's as big as your face.
06:44It's as big as your face.
06:45It's not that big.
06:48It's as big as your face.
06:51It's as big as my face.
06:53It's as big as your face.
06:55It's warm.
06:58It's warm.
07:00He's making a funny face.
07:03He's making a funny face.
07:06It's your turn, Seiya.
07:08It's your turn, Seiya.
07:10It's your turn, Seiya.
07:12It's the weakest.
07:15It's the weakest.
07:17I'm going to eat it.
07:20It's crispy and looks delicious.
07:23It looks delicious.
07:25It looks delicious.
07:28It's very juicy.
07:30It's what I said.
07:32It's delicious.
07:34It's what I said.
07:36Did you say juicy?
07:38Did you say juicy?
07:39I think so.
07:40It's crispy.
07:42It's crispy.
07:45I want to eat it.
07:47I think the food report of the fried chicken was a little strange.
07:52I think the food report of the fried chicken was a little strange.
07:59I don't think it was good.
08:02It's crispy and juicy.
08:04You can tell by looking at it.
08:06You can tell by looking at it.
08:07You can tell by looking at it.
08:10You're right.
08:14I think I said what I heard a lot.
08:17You can say what you heard a lot.
08:19You can say what you heard a lot.
08:21I didn't eat it.
08:23I didn't eat it.
08:25You did a great job.
08:27I didn't make a food report.
08:29There are many people in the morning.
08:35Are there many students?
08:37Are there many students?
08:40I've seen many people around me.
08:45There are many students.
08:47If a high school student like that is there, he will be stabbed in the face.
08:50Will he be stabbed?
08:51Don't say that.
08:52I don't want to say that to a high school student who has seen Red Carpet and Zamanzai.
08:56Don't say that.
08:57A high school student who saw Red Carpet and Zamanzai.
09:00He will be killed.
09:01No, he wasn't born.
09:03They weren't born.
09:04They weren't born.
09:05They weren't born.
09:06They are about 30 years old.
09:07Then it's okay.
09:08Then it's okay.
09:09It's okay.
09:10It's not okay.
09:11Stop it.
09:12Then it's okay.
09:13It's okay.
09:15It's okay.
09:16Then it's okay.
09:17What else?
09:18Yes.
09:19What?
09:20Did you say Red Carpet or something?
09:21Red Carpet and Zamanzai.
09:22Please say the funny part too.
09:23The funny part, too.
09:24That's right.
09:25From here, Sanya's instructions are even faster.
09:27How long have you been acting?
09:2826th year.
09:2926th year.
09:306 years.
09:317 years.
09:32Or from the combination.
09:35From about 1997.
09:37I think so.
09:38When Mishita was born, I think I was already writing 1 chapter of Manzai.
09:42That's a big senpai, chop!
09:46That's a big senpai, chop!
09:53The timing, the control, and the humor, I think it's all different.
10:00That's a big senpai, chop!
10:02Is it that effective?
10:04That's a big senpai, chop!
10:06Did Shiro have that?
10:08That's the first time I've seen it.
10:10That's a big senpai, chop!
10:12That's a big senpai, chop!
10:14That's a big senpai, chop!
10:16The cheeky kouhai is back on the board.
10:20He's come to Edo in the 27th year of Meiji.
10:25He's here to eat pork buns, a local specialty.
10:29You'll be surprised when you see it.
10:31Look!
10:32It's beautiful.
10:33It's huge.
10:34It's huge.
10:36If you compare it to the face, you'll see the difference.
10:40The one before is bigger.
10:42What are you going to do with this?
10:44I'll eat it.
10:45How is it?
10:49It's good.
10:50It's good?
10:51It's really good.
10:52It's good?
10:53It has a lot of flavor.
10:56It tastes like seafood.
10:58It has the umami of pork.
11:01It's really hot.
11:03It's really hot.
11:05I think it's better to bring it to the end.
11:07It's really hot.
11:08It'll be canceled.
11:10I feel like I've burned my jaw.
11:11Look!
11:12But it has the umami of seafood.
11:14Look at my jaw.
11:15It's burned.
11:16It's deep.
11:19It's disgusting.
11:21I feel like I've burned my jaw.
11:23I can't tell even if I look at it.
11:25It's deep.
11:27The second store is over.
11:29They have 33 points.
11:32The last store is Fukumangen, where you can enjoy authentic Sichuan cuisine.
11:38Let's report on the highly spicy food they recommend.
11:42It doesn't look spicy.
11:46It's spicy.
11:49It's good.
11:51It's good.
11:52Is it good?
11:54But...
11:55Is it spicy?
11:56It's not spicy.
11:57It's spicy.
11:58Is it spicy?
11:59It's spicy.
12:00I'll eat it later.
12:01It's really spicy.
12:03Please eat it.
12:04It's spicy.
12:05It's hot.
12:06It's hot.
12:07Please be careful.
12:08Let's make Se-wa feel the spiciness.
12:16It's spicy.
12:17Stand up.
12:18It's spicy.
12:20It's really spicy.
12:21It's spicy.
12:22Be careful.
12:23Be careful.
12:24Be careful.
12:25I don't want to make you feel the spiciness.
12:27Be careful.
12:28Be careful.
12:29Be careful.
12:30Be careful.
12:31Be careful.
12:32Be careful.
12:33It's good.
12:34What does that mean?
12:35I don't want to make you feel the spiciness.
12:38I don't want to make you feel the spiciness.
12:40I want to make you feel something else.
12:42Something else?
12:43That's right.
12:44Se-wa, you should say something else.
12:46Be careful.
12:47Se-wa, please.
12:49He's trying to be brave and aim for 300 points.
12:54Is it spicy?
12:56Be careful.
12:57He's trying to be brave and aim for 300 points.
12:59Is it spicy?
13:00Be careful.
13:03Be careful.
13:05Be careful.
13:06What is it?
13:11What is it?
13:12I don't want to make you feel the spiciness.
13:15It's a pain.
13:17The spiciness is a pain.
13:21I don't want to make you feel the pain.
13:24Be careful.
13:25Senpai, be careful.
13:27No, I don't really get it.
13:30I think it's the best way to get rid of the spiciness.
13:34I've never heard of it.
13:36I heard it's the best way.
13:37Some people say it's better to eat it with yogurt, but I heard it's better to get rid of the spiciness.
13:40It's a scary atmosphere.
13:42I've never heard of it, and I've never heard of it.
13:44The spiciness is the best way to get rid of it.
13:48He got the point, but the atmosphere is the worst.
13:53Saya is happy to see that.
13:57Actually, before we started filming...
14:02Actually, this project is...
14:04It's a prank to make Nishida angry.
14:11We knew everything except Nishida, and we were filming.
14:16I'm not used to cutting.
14:20At first, I cut it quietly.
14:22But if Nishida doesn't say anything, it's like a prank.
14:30If that happens, I'll have to stop the camera.
14:33That's the only way.
14:34I think you should cut it.
14:36I'll probably stop it.
14:39It'll be weird.
14:41I've never heard of it, and I've never heard of it.
14:43I don't know.
14:46Is that so?
14:48I don't know.
14:50There are a lot of rude jokes.
14:53Is that so?
14:57I don't know.
14:59I didn't mean to do that.
15:02That's the kind of thing.
15:05I finally understand.
15:07Nishida, is that so?
15:09I think so.
15:11I see.
15:12I see.
15:13I see.
15:14I see.
15:15That's what it is.
15:16I got a perfect score.
15:18Whether it's good or not, that's what it is.
15:22After this.
15:24Are you serious?
15:25I'll make it clear.
15:27I'm sorry.
15:29That's it.
15:31I'm scared.
15:32I'll make it clear.
15:33I'm sorry.
15:34I'll make it clear.
15:38Nishida's angry prank.
15:41Sanya's orders won't stop.
15:45It's spicy.
15:46I'll eat it.
15:47It's spicy.
15:48I'll stand up.
15:49I'll lick Seiya's butt.
15:53I'll eat it.
15:58It's spicy.
15:59What did you say?
16:00It's spicy.
16:01It's spicy.
16:02It's spicy.
16:03It's spicy.
16:04Oh, no.
16:05It's a different level of spiciness.
16:06Wait a minute.
16:07I'll lick your butt.
16:08I'll lick your butt.
16:09Why?
16:10I'll lick your butt.
16:11I'll lick your butt.
16:12I'll lick your butt.
16:14I'll lick your butt.
16:16I can't stand it if you don't lick my butt.
16:19Don't you think it's because of that?
16:22It's not about that.
16:24I won't lick your butt.
16:26I don't know about that.
16:32Where are you coming from today?
16:35Where are you coming from today?
16:37I don't have any money.
16:39Where do you live?
16:41It's far from here.
16:43From Shinjuku?
16:45It's quite far from Yokohama.
16:47It's quite far.
16:49It's about an hour away.
16:51I'll pay for the taxi.
16:53I'll pay for the taxi.
16:55What?
16:57I'll pay for it.
16:59No, I'll pay for it.
17:01No, I'll pay for it.
17:03I don't have any budget for this show.
17:05I'll pay for the taxi.
17:07You two go home.
17:09No, I don't need it.
17:11I'll pay for it.
17:13In the worst situation,
17:15he gives her the taxi fee
17:17and hopes to get 500 points.
17:19What's this?
17:21I'll pay for the taxi.
17:23No, I don't need it.
17:25It feels good.
17:27I'll pay for it.
17:29I'll pay for it.
17:31I don't feel good.
17:33I don't feel good.
17:35I don't feel good.
17:37I don't feel good.
17:39I don't feel good.
17:41I'll pay for it.
17:43I'll pay for it.
17:45No, I don't need it.
17:51He's acting like Otsuya.
17:57What?
17:59I don't feel serious.
18:01I don't feel serious.
18:03I don't feel serious.
18:05What?
18:07Are you angry?
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11I'm sorry.
18:13It was weird.
18:15Are you angry?
18:17I don't feel angry.
18:19I'm sorry.
18:21I don't feel angry.
18:25Are you angry?
18:29Do you feel angry?
18:31Do you feel angry?
18:33No, I don't.
18:35No, I don't.
18:37Do you feel angry?
18:39No, I don't.
18:41I don't know what's going on.
18:43I don't know what's going on.
18:45Do you feel angry?
18:47What do you think?
18:49I don't think so.
18:51I don't think so.
18:55You can be a normal guy.
18:57You can be a normal guy.
18:59But I don't know what you mean.
19:01But I don't know what you mean.
19:03You can kick me.
19:05You can kick me.
19:09He's completely overdoing it.
19:11He's completely overdoing it.
19:13He's completely overdoing it.
19:15I'm sorry.
19:17I'm sorry.
19:19I'm sorry.
19:21I'm sorry.
19:25You can't do it again next time, right?
19:27Yeah.
19:29Yeah.
19:31Yeah.
19:33Yeah.
19:35Yeah.
19:37Yeah.
19:39Yeah.
19:41Yeah.
19:43Yeah.
19:45Yeah.
19:47Yeah.
19:49LOL
19:52I was scared stiff...
19:53Why did you make that face?
19:55I'm sorry.
20:01You never eat.
20:02I thought you never drank.
20:06I mean it's my first time too.
20:10I don't know what's going on,
20:12I just want to make you meet someone.
20:14What you've been doing is...
20:16I don't know what you're talking about.
20:18I'm sorry.
20:20I'm sorry, I didn't hear you at all.
20:25You don't listen to me anymore, do you?
20:27I'm sorry.
20:28You didn't hear what was annoying, did you?
20:30You didn't understand, did you?
20:31No.
20:34Then why are you eating?
20:36I'm sorry.
20:40Are you really eating?
20:42I don't understand.
20:43I'm used to it.
20:46Are you really licking me?
20:48Tell me the truth.
20:49I'm not licking you at all.
20:51I'm not licking you at all.
20:53Then why are you doing that?
20:55I'm sorry.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:57Tell me the truth.
20:58I'm not licking you at all.
21:00Tell me the truth.
21:01I'm not licking you at all.
21:03He's a little serious.
21:05He's angry.
21:08Seiwa's performance is too real to speak.
21:13After this, Nishida has tears in his eyes.
21:20Are you really licking me?
21:22I don't understand.
21:24I'm not licking you at all.
21:27Are you really licking me?
21:28Tell me the truth.
21:29I'm not licking you at all.
21:33Then why are you doing that?
21:35I'm sorry.
21:36I'm sorry.
21:37Tell me the truth.
21:38Tell me the truth.
21:40I'm sorry.
21:41I'm sorry.
21:42I've asked you many times.
21:44I'm sorry.
21:47You're doing this no matter who comes.
21:50Yes.
21:52You're doing it wrong.
21:55I'm sorry.
21:58I don't know if you think it's funny or not.
22:01Yes.
22:03It's really wrong.
22:06When Nishida's heart was completely broken, he told a joke.
22:12Yes.
22:14Good job, Nishida.
22:17Good job.
22:20Good job.
22:25I'm really angry.
22:26What?
22:27I'm really angry.
22:30I'm sorry.
22:33The prank was a great success.
22:36I'm sorry.
22:40I'm really sorry.
22:42I'm really sorry.
22:44I'm really sorry.
22:45I'm really sorry.
22:46I'm really sorry.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:49I thought I couldn't give you any more voltage.
22:52I'm really sorry.
22:55I didn't want to get angry at all.
22:58It was all my fault.
22:59I'm sorry.
23:01I'm really scared.
23:04I'm really scared.
23:06You're crying.
23:07Are you okay?
23:09I'm really scared.
23:12Your face is swollen.
23:13I'm really scared.
23:14I'm really angry.
23:15Sebasaki is angry.
23:17I'm really angry.
23:20I'm really scared.
23:22I can't do this.
23:25I'm really scared.
23:26Don't lie.
23:28I'm really scared.
23:29I thought you wouldn't get angry because you didn't say anything.
23:35I thought I had to follow the instructions.
23:37You were concentrating on this.
23:39I was concentrating on this.
23:40I tried to lean on Sebasaki as much as I could.
23:43I'm wearing earmuffs.
23:47Sebasaki, it's going to be on TV.
23:49I know.
23:51Sebasaki, it's going to be on TV.
23:52Sebasaki, it's going to be on TV.
23:55The DVD of Uzo Muzo Show will be on sale.
24:00Vol.1 will have the first episode and the fourth episode.
24:07There will also be uncut scenes.
24:09Vol.1 will have the first limited edition.
24:12Please take a look at the show's official website.