Ang nakikita nating pagpapatawa ng mga veteran comedians na sina Joey Marquez, Brod Pete, at iba pa, dinadala rin ba nila sa everyday life nila?
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00:00We walk hand in hand, we dream together. We giggle and laugh like kids forever.
00:13We're two different people, but we're having fun. We talk about anything under the sun.
00:20We are sisters, we are friends. We've got magic that never ends.
00:27I got you sis, you got me. The best of friends we'll always, always be.
00:39We always have fun being together. You know me the best, we're friends forever.
00:47Through good times and bad, I'm here for you sis. Right by your side, hit or miss.
00:54We are sisters, we are friends. We've got magic that never ends.
01:01I got you sis, you got me. The best of friends we'll always, always be.
01:14We are sisters, we are friends.
01:24Good morning, good morning sis Janice.
01:27Good morning Manang.
01:29I'm so happy, aren't they?
01:34We are so happy, aren't we also?
01:37Yes.
01:38I would like to say hello to the audience.
01:43Slowly, slowly.
01:45Wait a minute, Manang Janice.
01:49Yes, I'm here.
01:51We have a new suitor today.
01:53Oh, it's you.
01:55Your suitor is really different than the others there.
02:00Well, you know me, I'm beautiful, sweet, sexy, available, above all.
02:14But sis, somebody's here.
02:18It's me, it's you sis.
02:20Manang Janice, somebody's here because you have a new suitor, you know.
02:25Up to here, you're still following me?
02:27Yes.
02:28You're following me on S-Files, up to here?
02:31And she has new flowers, and you know, she has a new perfume.
02:37Perfume?
02:38Perfume.
02:39Oh, I like that. Let's see.
02:41Exciting.
02:42From a boy band.
02:44I'm excited.
02:46Who is it?
02:47Come on down baby, your new suitor Manang, from Westside Zoo.
02:56Hi.
02:58Hi Manang Janice.
03:02You're the one who's going to take off your underwear.
03:10Perfume.
03:11What's that?
03:12Perfume.
03:14Is that for me?
03:16Yes, it's for you.
03:17What's this?
03:19Read it.
03:21Shake well before use.
03:23Shake well before use.
03:25Really?
03:26Okay, I will shake.
03:29Okay.
03:30Let's shake.
03:31Okay.
03:32It's like they're hugging.
03:36Sweetheart.
03:37Take this perfume away from her.
03:40Yeah, that I do.
03:48Come on, sit down.
03:54Come here.
03:55Are we here?
03:56Are we there?
04:01I don't know the sequence.
04:02Is it hot?
04:03Wait a minute.
04:04Okay, so we would like to call in somebody from Dagat-Dagatan.
04:12From Dagat-Dagatan?
04:13You know us, right?
04:16From all walks of life.
04:17Special.
04:18He walks.
04:21He's a walker.
04:24And he's a businessman.
04:28Really?
04:29Yeah.
04:30He's from Dagat-Dagatan.
04:32Yes.
04:33But I love this guy.
04:35Why?
04:36Have you met him before?
04:37I thought he's single.
04:39I know.
04:40Maybe I'll be his present.
04:42Okay, let's call him.
04:44I'll call you.
04:46Max, come on down.
04:51Max!
04:59Look at him.
05:00I feel like I'm going to be the first lady.
05:05You're banned there.
05:08You know what, Jelly?
05:10You look so beautiful today.
05:13Jelly looks so different today.
05:16Ariel is so strong.
05:21You should be Mr. Clean.
05:25Janice!
05:27You've lost weight.
05:31Huh?
05:32Where are you going?
05:35You know what?
05:37You're kidding, right?
05:38You're kidding.
05:39Look at what happiness can do.
05:42Especially now.
05:43We have something in common.
05:45But you look so different today.
05:48You know what?
05:49When you're next to me,
05:51I look like a bull.
05:54And a head.
05:56Because you look like a bayong.
06:00You look so beautiful today.
06:01But you know what, Max?
06:02I conceived this program.
06:06Sis.
06:08You conceived it?
06:09Yes.
06:10Because you're the one conceiving it.
06:12No.
06:13Because I have a lot of sis.
06:15You know what?
06:16After tonight,
06:17I'm not sis anymore.
06:18What?
06:19Brad.
06:21But I have something.
06:23You know what?
06:24When I came here,
06:25I heard that you have a group
06:27that you're really proud of.
06:30In that group,
06:31I invited a person.
06:34Is he a boy?
06:36He's not a pig.
06:37Is he a boy?
06:39He has a big body.
06:41I'm sure.
06:42This is what Koreans are proud of.
06:44In English,
06:46There you go.
06:47In English,
06:49the boy next door.
06:52Oh my God.
06:53He's just behind the door.
06:55That's why, my friends,
06:56for you, Janice.
06:58For you, Jelly.
07:00Here's one of the group of hunks.
07:03Hunks.
07:04Wow.
07:05Let's welcome Mr. BB.
07:09Good evening, BB.
07:15BB.
07:17He doesn't look like BB.
07:19He looks like BB.
07:20He's handsome, right?
07:21Yes.
07:22He looks like BB.
07:23He doesn't have a flat.
07:27So.
07:28Sis.
07:29Wait.
07:30Sis.
07:31You surprised us.
07:32You surprised us.
07:33I'm shocked.
07:34I'm shocked.
07:35If they're the ones who became mom and dad,
07:37they must be very happy at home.
07:39I'm sure.
07:40I'm sure.
07:41Really.
07:42Dad is a comedian.
07:44Mom is also a comedian.
07:46Oh my God.
07:47You're so funny.
07:49That's all.
07:50Yes.
08:05Mom is a comedian.
08:06Dad is a comedian.
08:07At home,
08:08they do comedy.
08:10What do you think?
08:11Do we need to introduce
08:12the people who surprised us earlier?
08:13No.
08:14Yes.
08:15They surprised us.
08:16I didn't expect that.
08:17Me too.
08:18That you have suitors, Janice.
08:21That you brought a shake well before you opened.
08:25Yes.
08:26Yes.
08:27I didn't invite the pandesal.
08:28I hope you could come to us.
08:30Yes.
08:31Yes.
08:32I hope you could come to us.
08:33Yes.
08:34Yes.
08:35Let's ask him.
08:36You have a lot to say.
08:38When we see you laughing on TV,
08:41do you do that at home?
08:44You're like that at home, right?
08:45Or are you serious?
08:46At home, I'm a mother.
08:49Serious?
08:50Serious.
08:51I'm always wearing dextrose.
08:53Yes.
08:54She's serious.
08:55Yes.
08:57Before anything else,
09:00good morning to the viewers on TV.
09:05I'm also serious.
09:07Serious?
09:08Yes, at home.
09:09Really?
09:10Uncle Bev?
09:11I'm also serious.
09:12It's just that they don't take me seriously.
09:16Sometimes, in your seriousness,
09:20you can do something clumsy.
09:22You come out laughing.
09:24But anyway,
09:25I'm still serious, especially to my children.
09:27Why is that?
09:28How about you?
09:29I'm also like that.
09:32I'm balanced.
09:33I'm 50% serious.
09:3550%?
09:3650%
09:38What's the balance?
09:4150%
09:43I'm a bit clumsy.
09:44But more on,
09:46I want everyone to be disciplined inside the house.
09:49Especially the kids.
09:50Yes, the kids.
09:51Joey, are you like that too?
09:53It's like you're not.
09:54I'm also 50% like that.
09:55I also have debts.
09:57It depends on the mood of the kids.
10:00If you're sad, you'll laugh.
10:02My kids are the easiest to make laugh.
10:05Even if they can't laugh, they laugh because they're scared.
10:08Okay.
10:09How about you, Joey?
10:10Since you also have a position in Paranaque,
10:14how is that?
10:15Is it different from your job?
10:16It's different.
10:17Like I said,
10:18at home, it's like compartmentalization.
10:20What you do in the bedroom,
10:21you don't do in the bathroom.
10:23So, in every area,
10:25the venue,
10:26wherever you go,
10:27you need to have a different personality.
10:28When you're serving as a public official,
10:30you act as a public official.
10:32But I'm sure in the office,
10:33you also laugh sometimes to lighten up the mood.
10:35Sometimes.
10:36When someone comes to me,
10:37they cry.
10:39But sometimes,
10:40there are things that are heavy
10:42that you need to explain to the kids.
10:44Sometimes,
10:45you can use that kind of laughter
10:47so that they'll get it.
10:50So that they'll be more open to accept it.
10:52Maybe it's easier for a kid to understand
10:54what's visual
10:55than what you're going to say.
10:56Actually, yes.
10:58In my case,
11:01when they watch
11:03your show,
11:04Yodj,
11:05sometimes,
11:06he'll act in front of me.
11:07Then, I'll ask him,
11:08why is it like that, daddy?
11:10I'll also act like that.
11:11Then, he'll understand
11:12that it's just a comedy.
11:14So, it's not real.
11:15How do you act, Joey?
11:16Like an example.
11:18Of course,
11:19I'll pretend to be ugly.
11:20Like this.
11:22This is my ugliest face.
11:25You're having a hard time.
11:26Look at this.
11:28This is my ugliest face.
11:29Look at this.
11:32Hurry up.
11:33Let's do it.
11:37Let's do a challenge, sis.
11:39Okay.
11:41Manong Joey
11:42also showed
11:43her ugliest face.
11:46Yes.
11:47We also want to see
11:48the ugliest face.
11:49The funniest face of others.
11:51Of course,
11:52when your kids are still babies,
11:53you'll show them
11:55to make them laugh.
11:56You'll give them
11:57your funny faces.
11:58Look at the camera.
12:00Do your funny faces one by one.
12:02This is our sis challenge.
12:03Let's see who has
12:04the funniest face.
12:06Brad,
12:07Pete,
12:08Isko, you go first.
12:09Happy.
12:10Happy.
12:14Happy.
12:27Aunt Bev.
12:28Yes.
12:34Why do you look like you're scared?
12:40Mr. Dinky.
12:41Dinky-do.
12:45It's ugly.
12:47It's ugly.
12:56The opposite.
12:58I'm lovable
12:59to my grandchild.
13:00So, when we see each other
13:01in the morning,
13:02I'll say,
13:03Good morning.
13:05Good morning.
13:09Good morning.
13:14Try it again,
13:15Joey.
13:16Try it again.
13:18Maybe,
13:19that's the hardest thing
13:20to do,
13:21to make them laugh.
13:22It's hard.
13:23But usually,
13:24what I do
13:25when I'm with my kids,
13:28I'm shy.
13:31They might curse me.
13:34When I go home,
13:35I might say,
13:36I'm not your father.
13:37I'm not your father.
13:39Maybe like this.
13:40You know what,
13:41I need to go to the gym.
13:42Okay.
13:43This is how ugly I am.
13:53Son,
13:54forgive your son.
14:00Wes,
14:02what if
14:03your kids
14:04curse you
14:05in school?
14:06Like,
14:07your mom is corny.
14:08How will you explain
14:09to your kids?
14:10We'll talk about that
14:12when we get back
14:13to...
14:14Sis!
14:15Go!
14:37How will you explain
14:38to your kids
14:39that you need to do
14:40these crazy things
14:41on TV
14:42because it's just a job?
14:44Actually,
14:45especially my mom.
14:47She was angry at first.
14:49She was angry
14:50at...
14:51Sorry,
14:52at Cesar Montano.
14:54He hit me
14:56with...
14:57Is this a jar?
14:58No,
14:59a pan.
15:00A pan.
15:01It was just
15:02an act.
15:04For example,
15:05he hit me.
15:06She couldn't understand.
15:07Mom,
15:08why is he bad?
15:09She said,
15:10Son,
15:11he didn't hit me.
15:12Why did he do that to you?
15:14Son,
15:15it is
15:16in the script.
15:17After that,
15:19it took a long time
15:20before she understood
15:21until
15:22I brought her
15:23to the stage.
15:24To my...
15:26To the workplace.
15:27To the workplace.
15:28And I showed her
15:29how to do it.
15:30And
15:31from there,
15:32she understood
15:33that
15:34this is just a job
15:35and my mom
15:36has got to do it
15:37so that we
15:38can have
15:39something
15:40extra
15:41for
15:42our expenses.
15:43And Jeposit,
15:44of course,
15:45on TV...
15:46But his son
15:47is already 38.
15:49It's hard
15:50to explain.
15:52Explain?
15:53He's weak.
15:54He's weak.
15:57And Jeposit,
15:58you always have
15:59your voice
16:00tied up
16:01and
16:02you have
16:03a lot of hair
16:04and everything.
16:05The costumes.
16:06The costumes.
16:08How is that?
16:09My children,
16:10at first,
16:11I was angry.
16:14Because
16:15whoever I asked
16:16of the four of them,
16:17if they watched
16:18my show,
16:19they said,
16:20no.
16:21None of them
16:22watched it.
16:23Why?
16:24So I asked them,
16:25I helped them.
16:26Why?
16:27What's the difference?
16:28It's embarrassing.
16:30Because at that time,
16:31I was even
16:32wearing a bathing suit.
16:34And my body
16:35was exposed.
16:37My body is beautiful.
16:40They can't
16:41accept that.
16:42It's embarrassing.
16:44When I asked them,
16:45your mother is Jeposit?
16:47They said,
16:48who is that?
16:50It hurts me.
16:51So I told them,
16:52my child,
16:53I'm doing this
16:54not because
16:55I want to.
16:56This is my life.
16:58This is what I teach you.
17:00This is what we eat
17:01every day.
17:03That's why,
17:04I'm not saying,
17:05watch me,
17:06follow me.
17:07No.
17:08But of course,
17:09you will be
17:10my first fans
17:11if ever.
17:13Accept me.
17:14Accept me.
17:16Was that explanation
17:17successful?
17:18Yes, of course.
17:19I'm so jealous of them.
17:20Should I hug them?
17:24You'll be punished
17:25if you join them.
17:28I mean,
17:29he's always a sidekick.
17:31Yes, he's always
17:32hitting me.
17:33Of course.
17:36So far,
17:37there's no
17:39encounter
17:40with my children.
17:41I don't know,
17:42maybe they're not
17:43telling me.
17:45But if there is,
17:47that's how I explain
17:48to them.
17:49They don't come
17:50near you.
17:51Sometimes,
17:52when they laugh,
17:53you hit them.
17:54It's like they're
17:55gone.
17:56No,
17:57what they tell me is,
17:58Dad,
17:59I'm famous in school
18:00because,
18:01that's how it is.
18:02It's all positive.
18:03There's no negative.
18:04So if you have a negative,
18:06what's the advice
18:07of the parents
18:08here beside me?
18:10Maybe I'll add
18:11a little bit.
18:12Just tell them,
18:14don't face your problem
18:15if the problem
18:16is your face.
18:17There.
18:18That's right.
18:19If you have wisdom,
18:20it's easy to understand.
18:21My sister,
18:22she's Brad Pitt.
18:23Hi.
18:24If you're a hunk,
18:25what's that?
18:27What's that?
18:28My children are smart.
18:30They're the ones
18:31explaining to me.
18:34Dad,
18:35that's just for the show.
18:38You're the first one.
18:39Yes,
18:40they know.
18:41It's just for the show.
18:42It's not true.
18:43I understand.
18:44Yes,
18:45you understand.
18:46I understand.
18:47That's okay with you.
18:48Yes.
18:49What about
18:50when you're naked
18:51when you're a hunk?
18:52Yes,
18:53he's naked
18:54when he's a hunk.
18:55No,
18:56he's naked
18:57when he's like me.
18:58He's a hunk.
18:59He's a hunk
19:00because he's small.
19:01He's two years old.
19:02He's a hunk.
19:03You'll be happy
19:04if he does that.
19:05At least,
19:06they're still respected
19:08even if it's like that.
19:09That's what I feel
19:10will be the problem
19:11especially with Joey.
19:12You're the mayor.
19:13Right?
19:14Right?
19:15You're a fan
19:16on TV
19:17and you're a philosopher.
19:18Right?
19:19Not just his children
19:20but also
19:21his constituents.
19:22Do they respect you?
19:24Right?
19:25How is that?
19:26Sometimes,
19:27it's hard to explain.
19:28It's funny sometimes
19:29if someone who's smart
19:30doesn't understand
19:32that I'm just doing a job.
19:33Yes.
19:34They typecast
19:35what they see
19:36to what you're doing
19:37because it's your job
19:38compared to what you're doing.
19:39They won't leave you.
19:40But I neutralize that
19:41when it comes to affairs.
19:43When I'm speaking
19:44about speaking engagement.
19:45So, when you're speaking
19:46about speaking engagement,
19:47you're not...
19:48Very serious.
19:49Really?
19:50I speak of high-polluting words
19:51to neutralize
19:53what they're saying.
19:54Oh, they're comedians.
19:56Aren't they waiting
19:57for you to punchline?
19:58You know,
19:59they're also waiting.
20:00You know,
20:01in a speaking engagement like that,
20:03it can't be all serious.
20:04Yes, it has to be.
20:05They're waiting
20:06for you to punchline.
20:07As for my children,
20:09just like what Brad Pitt said,
20:11they copy it.
20:12And they know
20:13that it's just a show.
20:15Sometimes,
20:16they go home
20:17and say,
20:18Dad,
20:19this is what we do
20:20in your classmates' school.
20:21This is what you did.
20:22But how?
20:23Of course,
20:24sometimes,
20:25there are people
20:26who punchline you.
20:27How is that?
20:28How can you say,
20:29Son,
20:30it's not good
20:31to punchline?
20:32They know better
20:33and they're exposed.
20:34I expose them.
20:35That's where they understand.
20:37They understand.
20:39In school,
20:40it's because
20:41they're aliens.
20:43It's like you're conscious,
20:44right?
20:46It's like you're
20:47very conscious
20:48there.
20:49No,
20:50you're too handsome.
20:51Too handsome.
20:52You're melting.
20:53No,
20:54it's true.
20:55Hurry up.
20:57You're giving
20:58what you want to hear.
20:59Go ahead.
21:00What's your question?
21:01Alien.
21:02You're an alien.
21:03What about the baby?
21:04Don't you call your child
21:05an alien?
21:07Me too.
21:09Even the neighbors.
21:11When you're giving a sermon.
21:12Alien,
21:13get out of there.
21:16Like that.
21:18You're being challenged.
21:19Alien,
21:20get out of there.
21:21When you show up,
21:22you're an alien.
21:23I don't want that.
21:25Do your children
21:26get punchedline?
21:29I don't know
21:30if they're punchedline,
21:31but there was a time
21:32that my mother
21:33was very angry.
21:34Especially my mother.
21:36Why?
21:37Your mother can do that?
21:38Yes,
21:39that's right.
21:40She can do that.
21:41It's hard
21:42what you're doing.
21:44Not all people
21:45can make others laugh.
21:46Your mother can do that.
21:48That's right.
21:49Punchline.
21:51No,
21:52they're afraid of my son.
21:53He's a black belt
21:54in taekwondo.
21:56They should be afraid.
21:57Sometimes,
21:58you make them cry
21:59because you're laughing
22:00at them, right?
22:01We'll be back.
22:25Okay,
22:26of course,
22:27they're laughing,
22:28right?
22:29But,
22:30does the time come
22:31when they get angry
22:32and their families
22:33just want us
22:34to be happy?
22:36Or, for example,
22:37your child is sick,
22:40but you're laughing.
22:42Yes,
22:43that happens.
22:44It happens.
22:45Right?
22:47Of course,
22:48you don't know
22:49exactly
22:50what the illness is,
22:52but you're making
22:53others laugh.
22:54That must be hard.
22:55Yes,
22:56the show must go on,
22:57right?
22:58You're in your child's house
22:59and you have to
23:00make them laugh,
23:01right?
23:02No,
23:03that's not true.
23:04That's your job.
23:05Actually,
23:06there are a lot of
23:07incidents like that
23:08in life.
23:09It's not just
23:10when the child is sick.
23:11I remember
23:12that my father
23:13got sick
23:14and I was
23:15in a show
23:16in Araneta
23:17making people laugh.
23:19That's hard.
23:20That kind of thing.
23:21That's why
23:23we were robbed.
23:24My house was robbed.
23:25And then,
23:26I was saved.
23:27You know,
23:28when you enter
23:29your house,
23:30it's like
23:31your security
23:32is gone.
23:33So,
23:34while you're in
23:35the show,
23:36you're thinking
23:37that someone
23:38might enter
23:39again
23:40or something
23:41might happen.
23:42Or you might
23:43come back.
23:44Yes,
23:45you might come back.
23:46It's like that.
23:47It's at the
23:48back of your mind.
23:49Sometimes,
23:50it happens
23:51that comedy
23:52has become
23:53a therapy.
23:55A coping mechanism.
23:56It became a coping mechanism.
23:57To get you through also.
23:58It's like an outlet
23:59for you.
24:00Actually,
24:01Aunt Bev's son,
24:02Luis,
24:03is thankful.
24:04Let's listen to him.
24:06When I have
24:07problems with money,
24:10he works
24:11no matter what.
24:15He still laughs
24:16even though
24:20he's having a hard time.
24:21He still laughs.
24:23I'm thankful
24:25for what he did
24:26for my brother.
24:29I love you, Mama.
24:34Love you, baby.
24:39Okay,
24:40now,
24:41for Dinky.
24:42Clark,
24:43his son,
24:44is here.
24:45Let's talk
24:46to Clark.
24:47Hi, Clark.
24:48Hi, Clark.
24:49Is he your son?
24:51Isn't he your neighbor?
24:52There he is.
24:54He's handsome.
24:55Hi, Clark.
24:56What can you say
24:57to Daddy?
25:02Is there anything?
25:03Are we okay?
25:05Daddy knows
25:06our limitations.
25:09Even though
25:10we get scolded,
25:12he still has
25:14his attitude
25:15that you think
25:16you're serious
25:17but in the end,
25:18you laugh.
25:19That's what
25:20I tell him.
25:21Even though
25:22he's always away from home,
25:23I call him.
25:25Sometimes,
25:26on the phone,
25:27he even makes me laugh
25:28just for the sake of it.
25:30He tells us
25:32that we should always be careful.
25:34When he comes home,
25:36even though we're asleep,
25:39he always asks us
25:42if we're okay.
25:45That's why
25:46we can see
25:47his care
25:48for all of us.
25:51Why are you crying?
25:56What can you say
25:57to Daddy?
26:01Of course,
26:02they're my wealth.
26:03Although,
26:04as I said,
26:05sometimes,
26:06the truth
26:07will always set us free.
26:09The truth
26:10is always there.
26:11But of course,
26:13we need to focus
26:14on God.
26:15No one is perfect.
26:17Even the Father is wrong.
26:18Perfect.
26:19But,
26:20you know,
26:23prayers are still needed.
26:25We have to pray every day
26:26in our daily life
26:28because we believe
26:29that prayer is the most powerful tool.
26:30So,
26:31family is number one.
26:32Even though,
26:33sometimes,
26:34we have a broken family.
26:35But we really need to fight
26:37through prayers.
26:39We need to accept
26:40our acceptance.
26:42Especially me.
26:44I have some
26:45shortcomings in them.
26:47For now,
26:48let's not talk about it.
26:50But,
26:51I believe
26:52that it will be fixed.
26:53It will be fixed.
26:54It can't be not fixed.
26:56By the way,
26:57Chanel said
26:58it's still a comedy
26:59even though there's a problem.
27:01Here she is now.
27:02Chanel,
27:03where are you?
27:04I'm here, Ma'am.
27:05There she is.
27:06She's sad.
27:07She won't go to
27:08one corner
27:09to cry
27:10to utter
27:14things,
27:15bitterness
27:16about what
27:17she's gone through
27:18in her life,
27:19her current problems,
27:20what she's going through
27:21right now.
27:22You won't see her like that.
27:23She's always laughing.
27:24She's always joking.
27:26She's just happy.
27:28Sometimes,
27:29she cries in her joke.
27:30But,
27:31when it's March 9,
27:32when it's late,
27:33she'll call her family.
27:34Even,
27:35even
27:36our saddest moment
27:37in our family,
27:39she's the best mom
27:41because
27:43even though
27:44we didn't grow up
27:45with any father,
27:46she didn't
27:48harbor any
27:50hatred
27:51towards him.
27:52And,
27:53that's what she taught us
27:54also not to hate
27:55our dad also.
27:56So,
27:57she's the best.
28:02That's my daughter,
28:03Tina.
28:05Tina.
28:06Tina.
28:07Yes, that's Tina.
28:08Earlier,
28:09Clark said
28:10that daddy
28:11when he's
28:12on the phone,
28:13he'll still laugh
28:14even though
28:15they're angry.
28:16He'll still
28:17make them laugh in the end.
28:18Even you,
28:19when you have a problem,
28:20you still laugh.
28:21Is that
28:22you don't want to be
28:23too emotional?
28:25Is that because
28:26you don't want to
28:27show them
28:28that you're affected?
28:29Or for you,
28:30it helps them cope also?
28:32For me, no.
28:34No matter how big
28:35our problem is in the house,
28:37as much as possible,
28:38I don't want to be affected.
28:40So,
28:41even for example,
28:43like my mom,
28:44she's on dialysis.
28:46Sometimes,
28:47I'll go to the dialysis
28:48and I'll say,
28:49Mom,
28:50are you still alive?
28:51My mom will say,
28:52are you still alive?
28:56That's how open we are.
28:58We don't cry.
29:00Drama, drama.
29:01Drama, drama.
29:02That's not there.
29:04Later,
29:05my sister Nova,
29:06she came to us
29:07because we have
29:08a bad relationship.
29:09But when we see each other,
29:10we're just like that.
29:11It's okay.
29:12She's really like that.
29:13Yes.
29:14Because it's just like that.
29:15We understand each other.
29:17So, it means
29:18in our family,
29:20we don't hide
29:22our sadness.
29:23We're all happy.
29:25How is Brad Pitt's
29:26wife,
29:27Annalee?
29:30That's where I advise
29:31my husband because
29:33even if you say
29:34we have a problem
29:35in the house,
29:36we're sad,
29:38he still makes
29:39the happy
29:41and makes
29:42the people happy.
29:44It's not obvious
29:45to the people
29:47that there's a problem.
29:49So,
29:51I greet him
29:52when he comes there.
29:53He's really
29:54a comedian.
29:57By nature.
30:00I just want to say
30:01that I love you, Dad.
30:05By nature.
30:07I don't think
30:08that you're serious.
30:12So,
30:13live with us
30:15so that you can see
30:16that I'm serious.
30:18Bring your kids with you.
30:25Because you can't imagine.
30:27So, go there
30:28so that you can see
30:29that I'm serious.
30:31How about Joey?
30:32Let's ask Win-Win.
30:35Win-Win.
30:37Hello.
30:38Hello, Win.
30:39Your dad is here.
30:40What do you want to say
30:41to your dad?
30:43Daddy, hi.
30:45I know you're very serious
30:47when I do something bad.
30:49But sometimes,
30:51if we cry,
30:52you're just gonna
30:54say funny things to us.
30:56But you're not really
30:57serious to us.
30:58You're just funny
31:00and you really
31:01are a good father.
31:03Nobody can beat you.
31:05Love you.
31:07Are you afraid of your dad?
31:08Win.
31:09Sometimes.
31:11Daddy.
31:12Daddy, what do you want
31:13to say to Win-Win?
31:15Win-Win.
31:16I'm gonna buy
31:17what you want.
31:19What do you want, Win?
31:20What is it?
31:21Scooter.
31:23Scooter?
31:25Yes.
31:27You know,
31:28one day,
31:30I was sleeping
31:31when I got home.
31:32They brought
31:33chicken nuggets
31:35and an
31:37iced tea.
31:38I was touched
31:39because I don't eat.
31:40It's hard
31:41when you're alone.
31:43So,
31:45I had a punchline.
31:47She hugged me.
31:48She really hugged me.
31:50I almost cried.
31:51Seriously.
31:53She said,
31:54Daddy, I love you.
31:55You should eat.
31:56You're alone.
31:58She said,
31:59Daddy, I saw a scooter.
32:02You know,
32:04when you're young,
32:05no matter what you ask for,
32:07it's always there.
32:08Even if you can't afford it,
32:09you'll give it.
32:10You'll find a way.
32:11You'll find a way.
32:12Win.
32:13Yes?
32:14What do you like about your daddy?
32:16What do you like about him?
32:19What I like about him?
32:22His love for me.
32:24How does he love you, Win?
32:26Huh?
32:27How does he love you?
32:30When he makes me laugh.
32:34You laugh.
32:36Yes, always.
32:37I like his elephant jokes.
32:40Your jokes are so lame.
32:43Elephant jokes?
32:45Okay, Win.
32:47Bye-bye.
32:48Bye-bye.
32:49Is this a pink elephant?
32:50Elephant jokes?
32:52And how can an elephant joke fit?
32:54We're still young, right?
32:55We're still young.
32:56We don't know yet.
32:57Only kids ride on elephant jokes.
32:59Okay.
33:01When we come back,
33:02many are waiting,
33:03crying,
33:04laughing.
33:05That's why our audience
33:06is very excited
33:07when Z!
33:08comes back.
33:29We're sure
33:31that they'll make us laugh.
33:33Let's try
33:34to make them laugh.
33:35We're not sure
33:36if they understood
33:37if they're laughing
33:38or not.
33:40We'll try
33:42to make them laugh.
33:43They'll make our kids
33:44who are with us
33:45laugh.
33:47They look like they'll get mad.
33:49They look like their lives are in danger.
33:51Let's see if they'll make us laugh.
33:53Okay?
33:54Dinky-doo.
33:55Dinky-doo.
33:58Let's see
33:59if they'll make us laugh.
34:02Is there a time limit?
34:04There's a time limit.
34:05One minute.
34:07Timer starts
34:09now.
34:34Woof, woof, woof, woof
34:36Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
34:38Meow, meow
34:41Meow
34:43Meow, meow
34:45Meow, meow
34:47Woof
34:52Blub, blub, blub, blub
34:54Time's up.
34:57There, 40 seconds.
34:59Someone laughed
35:00and his record is 40 seconds.
35:02Yes, 40 seconds.
35:03Friends, they couldn't stop laughing.
35:06They were trying to hide their laughter earlier.
35:09They were really trying to hide it.
35:12Okay, Chapuzit, your turn.
35:19Can I get another one?
35:21Yes.
35:22Come here, my child.
35:24Okay, when I say kiss, Chapuzit, kiss, okay?
35:28My child, okay?
35:30Yes.
35:31Okay.
35:33A kiss, a kiss, a kiss me in the morning.
35:36A kiss, a kiss, a kiss me in the night.
35:39A kiss, a kiss, a kiss me in the daytime.
35:42A kiss, a kiss, a kiss me all the time.
35:45A kiss, a kiss, a kiss me.
35:51Sorry.
35:57What happened?
36:0025 seconds.
36:02Okay.
36:03Next is Tita Bev.
36:15Can I borrow two kids?
36:18Two kids, please.
36:19Two kids.
36:20I don't want to.
36:22Come here.
36:24Come here.
36:27Come here.
36:29Okay, timer starts.
36:30Wait a minute.
36:31Can you give them a mic?
36:33They need a mic.
36:34Mic.
36:35Give them a mic, please.
36:36I don't have a mic.
36:38Please, please.
36:40This is crucial.
36:44Okay, when I teach you, you say Granada.
36:47Ready, go.
36:48Granada.
36:50When I teach you, you say Prut.
36:54Prut.
36:55Okay.
36:56Okay, ready?
36:57Ready?
36:58Timer starts.
36:59Canyon.
37:00Anti-aircraft.
37:01Torpedo.
37:02Machine gun.
37:03Granada.
37:05Prut.
37:07Prut.
37:08Prut.
37:09Prut.
37:10Prut.
37:11Prut.
37:12That smells.
37:15Bangla.
37:16Dinamita.
37:17Garand.
37:18Arma light up.
37:19Granada.
37:20Prut.
37:22Prut.
37:23Okay.
37:24Prut.
37:26Okay.
37:2830 seconds.
37:3430 seconds.
37:35More kids laughed for 30 seconds.
37:38Okay, next is Brad Pitt.
37:44I hope that...
37:45Straps.
37:46I'm scared.
37:50Timer starts.
37:51I'm scared.
37:52Now.
37:53Now.
37:55Hello, kids.
37:56Huh?
37:57I'm just telling you that you'll get mad if you stop laughing.
38:03You'll all fart at the same time.
38:06Huh?
38:08Especially you.
38:10Huh?
38:11Especially you.
38:12Especially you.
38:14If you stop laughing, when you get home, when you drink water, this will happen to you.
38:23Huh?
38:29Do you want that to happen to you?
38:32Okay, I'll go there.
38:38Wait a minute.
38:39It's on green.
38:42I give up.
38:43I give up.
38:44I give up.
38:45I give up.
38:46I give up.
38:47I'll just write.
38:48I'll just write.
38:5040 seconds.
38:514 kids.
38:524 kids.
38:53I don't feel like laughing.
38:54Oh, no.
38:55Mayor.
39:00Oh, my God.
39:02You're so strong.
39:04No, this one.
39:05I noticed that she's not laughing.
39:08Come here.
39:09Timer starts now.
39:10I'm not yet.
39:11You do it first.
39:12I'm not yet.
39:13I'm not yet.
39:14Timer doesn't start yet.
39:15I'm not yet.
39:16Especially when you raise your hands.
39:17Raise your hand.
39:19Just raise it.
39:21Raise it well, okay?
39:23Please hold this.
39:47Ma'am Joey!
39:49Ma'am Joey!
39:51She doesn't have a tickle.
39:53You really don't have a tickle?
39:55You feel like you don't have a tickle?
39:57Why are you angry with us?
39:59You don't have a tickle?
40:01You can laugh now.
40:03It's okay.
40:05It's okay.
40:07The smile is beautiful.
40:09Everyone laughed except them.
40:11Ma'am Joey.
40:13Ma'am Joey.
40:15You go first.
40:17Everyone laughed behind me.
40:19More people laughed at me.
40:23Even the cameraman laughed.
40:25Okay.
40:27What is
40:29your last message
40:31for whom?
40:33For your children,
40:35of course.
40:37To my children,
40:39study hard
40:41and
40:43work hard
40:45so that I can rest.
40:47No.
40:49Just like that.
40:51Study hard
40:53and
40:55don't be too
40:57serious in life.
40:59Huh?
41:01I didn't tell you not to be serious
41:03in life.
41:05Problems will come.
41:07You don't just have to
41:09solve them.
41:13Are you my children?
41:15Aren't you my children?
41:19That's all.
41:21Ma'am Bev.
41:23Actually, my children are more comedic than me.
41:25They have more funny
41:27instances
41:29that they contribute to me.
41:31You're the one who makes them laugh.
41:33I'm the one who makes them laugh.
41:35What I'm asking
41:37them is
41:39for them to understand the kind of job
41:41that I am in
41:43so that they can
41:45also defend
41:47that in what we do,
41:49there is pride
41:51in what we do.
41:53Comedians do a lot
41:55for the upliftment
41:57of
41:59our humanity
42:01as Filipinos
42:03and as a nation.
42:09Of course,
42:11for my children,
42:13we always
42:15put in our hearts
42:17that
42:19as parents,
42:21we should be
42:23praying
42:25almost often.
42:27That's what you need.
42:29In our life, as actors,
42:31we also have
42:33shortcomings.
42:35Maybe,
42:37let's not
42:39lose
42:41the pride in our hearts
42:43because my life
42:45as a showbiz actor
42:47is too colorful.
42:49But because
42:51sometimes I just pass by
42:53as a comedian,
42:55they understand me
42:57because I know
42:59they have a good understanding.
43:01As long as
43:03Christ is always
43:05in the life of the family.
43:07That's all I can say. May they have a good day.
43:13They say
43:15laughter is the best medicine
43:17and this is the cheapest
43:19form of entertainment.
43:21You know,
43:23fellow Filipinos,
43:25in this life,
43:27we have a hard time thinking
43:29about all the problems.
43:31Go through all of that
43:33with a smile and a laugh.
43:35This is the best
43:37gift we can give to our family.
43:39Our sweet
43:41smile and happy
43:43family gathering.
43:45Let's laugh together.
43:49Let's laugh.
43:51That's right,
43:53Joey.
43:55You have one
43:57child here.
43:59Come here, Pako.
44:01Paolo.
44:03Hi, Paolo.
44:07Wow.
44:09How old are you, Paolo?
44:11I'm 16.
44:13You're only 15.
44:15You want to be a teenager.
44:17I'm 15.
44:19You're handsome.
44:23I'm just a journalist.
44:25You know,
44:27whatever they call us,
44:29other people,
44:31whatever situation we're in,
44:33it's not important.
44:35What's important is that we're not being trampled on.
44:37We're not being left alone.
44:39We're not being molested.
44:41The most important thing for me
44:43I think the greatest gift that I can give
44:45my children is their education.
44:47It's one thing that nobody can take away from them.
44:49Eventually, one thing they can use
44:51in their future.
44:53I'm very much concerned about the school.
44:55Whatever I do in my job,
44:57I always make it a point to
44:59give the large part of my income for the education.
45:01And that's the best I can give them.
45:03Paolo.
45:05Daddy,
45:07he's your father.
45:09He provides for you.
45:11He advises you.
45:13If there's one gift that you can give your dad,
45:15what would you give him?
45:17Love.
45:19That's the one
45:21I can give to my father.
45:23Because
45:25you know,
45:27even if I can't give it to Salapi,
45:29I can feel that I can love my dad.
45:31That's good.
45:33That's good.
45:35Right?
45:37This is the breathing.
45:39Is this breathing?
45:41Breathing.
45:43Daddy.
45:45It's hard.
45:47It's hard for him.
45:49Anyway, thank you.
45:51Thank you so much.
45:53Thank you for sharing with us your laugh.
45:55Yes.
45:57Of course, we'll come back.
45:59Are you okay, Jenny?
46:01Are you okay?
46:17How are the people
46:19who are not here?
46:21I'm possessed by a spirit
46:23this morning.
46:25I'm sorry.
46:27You know the mistakes that happen
46:29during the show,
46:31especially me.
46:33That's why you laugh at us
46:35sometimes, right?
46:37Right?
46:39It's good in the morning
46:41when we laugh.
46:43Laughter is the best medicine.
46:45That is true. I believe that.
46:47It takes more...
46:49What does it say?
46:51It takes more muscles to frown
46:53than to smile.
46:55Let's smile.
46:57It's good to smile, right?
46:59Smile!
47:01It's good to smile.
47:03I smiled.
47:05I'm so happy for you.
47:07We're the only ones who can make her smile.
47:09Let's meet again.
47:11Let's smile.
47:13See you tomorrow on...
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