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00:00is Michael Cohen. He's another one. He's another one. That guy ended up in jail for him, right?
00:09But this guy, I don't even want to talk about it anymore. Give me the worst against the
00:12spread. I'm sick of it. It is what it is. We all had to, we all had to get up and got
00:17what you asked for. Congratulations. Everybody's happy, right? You got what you want. Everyone
00:21had to get up and go to work today. Uh, the worst team graduations against the spread
00:26the Titans one in seven this year, uh, Panthers, Dolphins, Cowboys, Seahawks, uh, the Jets
00:33and the Giants are in the mix. All those teams again, all of them staying in that, in that
00:38repertoire right there. Everyone stays except the Texans. Yes. Uh, Texans are a flip. I
00:44think they're six and three, right? Uh, straight up, but they're three and six against the
00:49number. Uh, so far, so that's one take the lion Sunday night, uh, best over and under
00:55this year. Ravens eight game, eight out of their nine games to the over. How about that?
01:00Bengal six out of their nine games to the over. That's why we got 50 coming at us tomorrow
01:05night. Uh, Panthers also the over as far as the under charger, seven out of eight Texans,
01:11seven out of nine, uh, Giants and Colts and Brown six, uh, the, uh, Texans lion Sunday
01:17night under, I think it's a, I think it's an under game. I think it's like a lion, 24
01:2514 type of wind, like something like that. Well, under the 49 and a half, uh, I think
01:30for the lions and the Texans, uh, coming up on Sunday night, uh, odds to win the AFC after
01:35nine weeks, it's the chiefs at the top, uh, followed by the Ravens and bills and everybody
01:41else's Steelers are on there somewhere, right? We can find this 14 to one for the Steelers
01:48to win the AFC. Yeah. I like that. I like that price. And then what are the, what are
01:52the bills? Plus three, what? Uh, three fifth, uh, three 50, I believe it was three 75 as
02:01we have finally reached, uh, the moment in my life where I can't, uh, read the small
02:07print anymore. I, my eyes have been so good for so long that either I put the screen far
02:11enough away from me where I can't read the small print anymore, but that's okay. I have
02:15mostly everything. I got a lot of good advice right there. Progressives, you get three lenses,
02:21you got distance, you got like middle, which would be like computers in front of you. And
02:25then you got up close for, you know, reading your phone and your, um, and your newspaper,
02:31even though you don't, I don't think read the newspaper anymore. I will tell you when
02:34it, when it gets to the point where you cannot read your phone ever, uh, you're going to
02:39be wearing glasses because you will not be able to read your phone soon. That's coming.
02:43And there's other words like, here's me in bed. Like last night I woke up at like two
02:47in the morning to go to the bathroom and I learned to see the, a couple of scores,
02:52you know, for bedding and I'm in bed like this and I'm like, Oh God, I can't even could
02:57even, I couldn't even try to read it. Like I, it's literally a blurry city. It's, it's
03:03a blizzard. It's like dairy. It's part of old age. I mean, look, I used to be able to
03:09spot a dime on the floor, a hundred yards away. Uh, my eyes were so good. And now, uh,
03:14you know, it's getting a little, it's getting there, uh, for me, unfortunately. Uh, I did
03:19LASIK and that wore off in 10 years. I went from having 20, 20 to back to 10 years. Meanwhile,
03:27I got some guy peeling layers of my eyeballs off telling me I'm going to be 2020 for life.
03:32You know, when I did that, when I was the thrashers play by play guy, they gave me free
03:36LASIK to be the thrashers play by play guy. They peeled my eyeballs off and they've never
03:41been the same. I blame that guy. I hope he gets hit by a truck.
03:47The NFC side. Uh, it's the lions. They're the favorites, uh, with the four and four
03:5340 Niners right there behind them. Uh, Eagles, Vikings, Packers, uh, everyone in the mix
03:59there on the NFC side of things.
04:01Yeah. I want to see the Niners out of the mix completely. And I would love to see like,
04:08you know, I'll be honest with you. I told you before, I think the Eagles, the Falcons,
04:13the commanders and the lions are, are in play. And I know everyone thinks the war, the worry
04:18I have is when McCaffrey comes back, the Niners are going to start winning and they always
04:22play better after week nine, which is now it's week 10. Now it's halfway point. There's
04:27nine more weeks. That's it. And so this is when they start winning and I hate them dead.
04:34I hate him dead too. Uh, but I think that's precisely what's going to happen. Uh, starting
04:38this week, uh, out of the by, I feel like they're going to turn the corner, uh, and
04:42start to at the minimum, take over the NFC West, uh, in some shape or form.
04:47I don't think his body's one for this world though. I give him a short shelf life in the
04:51NFL, believe it or not. Christian McCaffrey is always injured. That's all there is to
04:56it.
04:57He's, he's had half the season off. Uh, so he only has to make it the other half. He
05:01got to sit out the first two and a half months.
05:03Yeah. He's a running back. He's, you know, uh, a pass catching running back who has bad
05:12legs. You know what that means? It never gets better. What are you going to change legs
05:19like a pair of pants? You got to change your legs. No, they never get better. Athletes
05:24with bad legs. They go away like a toilet flushes.
05:31If they could, they could probably just do like what Vegas does in the NHL where they
05:34just leave you on IR the whole year and then they magically are better for the playoffs.
05:37Uh, and they should do that with McCaffrey. That way they only need to get three or four
05:41weeks out of them. The Knights are good at that. Uh, over on the NHL side, Jefferson
05:47leaves the NFL and receiving yards. He's got 783, uh, MVP update for you through nine weeks.
05:54Uh, Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, uh, seem to be the separators right now. Although
06:01golfing too far behind, he's fantastic golf. I mean, golf's nearly perfect and he's fourth
06:09and Mahomes has no numbers at all. He's, he has terrible numbers for him, you know, for
06:16a guy that's all these Superbowls and they're undefeated. His numbers are crap. I don't
06:22believe that. Look, there, there ain't no, all right. It is what it is. And that's why
06:26he's there. He's having his, you could say worst statistical season that he's had. And
06:33that's crazy to say with them being without, with them being eight. No, that's wild. And
06:38I think part of their eight no is, as I said the other day, I feel like their defense is
06:41a lot better than it's been in years past. And that's part of the bigger reason why there
06:45ain't no so far this year. He should not be up there. I think it's Lamar and Allen right
06:50now. You might be the, the bills might be the team that beats them. I opened the Steelers
06:55on Christmas day. I would love that as a Christmas present. Watching the Steelers, the, the G's
07:00I told you already, I don't know how many times he has it. I live for their demise and
07:06their eventual downfall. I live for it. I can't wait until they suck again. You remember
07:11when you used to say like the Packers, you'd be like, they've had nothing but great quarterbacks
07:16for the last three years. All they've had is Tom Brady. Now they're getting a slice
07:22of what it's like to not be a good team and to suck. They're in that cycle. So I can't
07:29wait till Kansas city's in that cycle.
07:32There is a, those defensive player of the year odds that I have for you. Of course we
07:37know TJ watt. He's the best defensive player period. And he's got a very big lead on the
07:42odds board, uh, over everybody at this point, everybody he's going to win. He is so good.
07:49Who are they going to shaft him with this year? Uh, I don't think they can. Uh, Trey
07:55Hendrickson. Oh, how about the Kansas city chiefs? Love them. They don't like, there's
08:02nobody close voters. They can't do it this year. There's nobody in the stratosphere and
08:06they don't even have any of their usual big names, uh, to try to push like Parsons and
08:12Garrett and Aaron Donald's retired. So they can't push him. Like it's, it's, they got
08:17no choice. They're going to have to give it to TJ watt coach of the year through nine
08:21weeks of the season before we go. And Dan Quinn of Washington, uh, is your favorite
08:27plus two Hyundai, Peyton Campbell, Reed Tomlin, O'Connell, et cetera, et cetera.
08:36Yeah. I think Dan Campbell has been, uh, the best coach. Uh, this guy has them back in
08:43short order going on a run to get revenge on the 49ers for them and him screwing up
08:52that game last year at Levi's stonewashed denim jeans. Honestly, he's, you know, Dan
08:57Quinn, um, I think is doing a good job because Jaden Daniels is his quarterback and he's
09:03the one winning all the games. Dan Quinn had nothing to do with the hail Mary. Uh, they're
09:09winning because of Jaden Daniels and McLaurin. That's it. That's all there is to it. Dan
09:13Campbell is coaching the lions to being the best team in the NFL.