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01:00 If Yoga Retreats were Honest
01:30 Fart
02:51 Doing drugs at yoga retreats
3:50 Daffodil
04:11 Rich white people

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00:00Once you get here, you can call me master and submit your testimony,
00:04which I will withhold and use against you if you ever come for me.
00:07This is not a cult.
00:09And he doesn't even pay us very much.
00:11Like at all.
00:12However, we do get the ultimate blessing and payment
00:16of getting to live and work in this amazing, accepting community,
00:20right here in this ancient rainforest, where we have no internet,
00:23no regard for the indigenous population, and no access to a real shower.
00:28And some people refuse to wear deodorant.
00:31It affects my lymph nodes and it makes you look swollen, Daffodil.
00:35Stop calling me Daffodil.
00:37My name is Daisy, which is just a normal person's name.

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