How well do you know gaming quotes... read by someone with zero knowledge of the games themselves?
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00:00Hello and welcome to the hardest gaming quotes quiz ever. I'm your host Adam Wilbourne joined
00:06by What Culture Gaming's Scott Telford, Si White, Dan Durkin and James Dowse. What the hell are you
00:12doing here? Well welcome back nevertheless. So this game is very simple. I will read out a gaming
00:19quote and the contestants will have to tell us what game that quote is from. So for example if
00:24I said something like gotta go fast you would say Mario. Well this is going to be interesting.
00:33Three points gets you through to the semi-final so without further ado let's get our first
00:37gaming quote. Let's, let's a go. What Culture White. Mario. Let's hear how that should have sounded.
00:48Let's a go.
00:54One point to Si. Let's move on to our next gaming quote.
01:02I will say I haven't seen these in advance before they appear on the screen. So
01:07why don't you have a pork bun in your hand? What Culture Telford. Sleeping dogs.
01:13I'm fascinated to see how this sounds.
01:16Why don't you have a pork bun in your hand?
01:21Very glad I did that in my own voice. Right let's move on to our next
01:25gaming quote. A strong man doesn't need to read the future he makes his own.
01:34What Culture Telford. Is it Barrett from Final Fantasy 7?
01:37Damn it. It's not I'll give it you again. A strong man doesn't need to read the future
01:44he makes his own. What Culture Durkin. Fallout.
01:52What Culture Douse. Metal Gear.
01:57Correct. Here we go. Let's hear it. A strong man doesn't need to read the future he makes his own.
02:03Makes his own. One point for James Douse. On to our next gaming quote.
02:11Send a medic so I can kill him too.
02:17What Culture White. Is it Halo?
02:25Who else did they kill? What Culture Telford. It's not Assassin's Creed 2.
02:30Damn it. Do you want it again? What Culture Douse.
02:39What Culture Durkin.
02:44It's not. It is in fact Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. Let's hear how it should have sounded.
02:50Send for a medic so I can kill him too. Pretty much nailed that one Joe.
02:56We have one point for Scott Telford, one point for Cy White and one point for James Douse.
03:01Dan Durkin still to get on the board. Let's see if you can do it with this next gaming quote.
03:06Are you going to keep yapping or are you going to get me out of...
03:09What Culture Telford. It's Jack and Daxter.
03:12Let's hear it. Are you gonna keep yapping or are you gonna help me out of this mess?
03:17I'm gonna keep yapping.
03:18Next gaming quote.
03:35What Culture Telford. Is it Resonance of Fate?
03:40Is the character Australian or is that like... I'm just freestyling over here James.
03:45That's the challenge James. Okay right okay.
03:49Would you like it again? Could be Mario for a winner. Yes please.
03:51I never thought I'd see a Resonance Cascade, let alone create one.
03:56What Culture White. Mass Effect.
04:00Resonance Cascade. I have no idea.
04:03What Culture Douse. Resonant Evil.
04:06Resonant Evil. It's in the words.
04:08What Culture Durkin. This is Commander Keen.
04:11Keep trying. It is in fact Half-Life.
04:22On to the next gaming quote.
04:25I made you Cash. I made you.
04:28What Culture Telford. It's Manhunt.
04:36And with that Scott Telford you are through to the semi-finals.
04:40Who's going to be joining him now? Here's the next gaming quote.
04:44I am sworn to carry your burdens.
04:52What Culture Durkin.
04:54Castlevania?
05:00Go on Si.
05:02What Culture White.
05:03Final Fantasy.
05:07Can I hear it again?
05:08I am sworn to carry your burdens.
05:13I've got such an idea for that.
05:15Who assists someone in a...
05:18What Culture Douse.
05:19Sonic the Hedgehog.
05:22It's in fact Lydia from Skyrim.
05:24Yes.
05:25I am sworn to carry your burdens.
05:30So one point still to Si, one point to James, none so far for Dan Durkin.
05:35Next quote.
05:38This little fish looks like he just had his cherry popped.
05:43What Culture Durkin.
05:44Bioshock.
05:47Let's hear it.
05:48This little fish looks like he just had his cherry popped.
05:55All square on to the next gaming quote.
05:59I've got balls of steel.
06:04What Culture White.
06:05Duke Nukem.
06:06Of course, let's hear it.
06:09I've got balls of steel.
06:15Next gaming quote for you is this one.
06:18What is a man?
06:19A miserable little...
06:21What Culture White.
06:22Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
06:25Famous Italian Dracula saying that.
06:27Let's hear it.
06:29What is a man?
06:31A miserable little pile of secrets.
06:34Smash.
06:35Si White through to the semi-finals with Scott Telford.
06:37But who's going to be joining?
06:38Let's find out with the next gaming quote.
06:40This is my favourite store on the Citadel.
06:47Honestly, don't know.
06:49What Culture Durkin.
06:53Yes.
06:54Yes.
06:56Mass Effect 2 is correct.
06:58And let's hear how that gaming quote should sound.
07:00I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.
07:04Dan Durkin, one point away from the semi-finals.
07:08Next quote.
07:13We used to make Meech Munchies until the Meechers were through.
07:21What Culture Durkin.
07:23Ibs Odyssey.
07:25And with that, Dan Durkin joins.
07:30Si and Scott in the semi-finals.
07:34James Das, thank you so much for playing.
07:36Let's hear how that quote should have sounded.
07:39We used to make Meech Munchies
07:45until the Meechers were through.
07:48So sad.
07:50James Das, thank you so much for playing.
07:51Bye everybody.
07:52See you next year.
07:56So here we are in the semi-finals now.
07:59Four points needed to get you through to the grand final.
08:02The scores are reset and here is your next gaming quote.
08:06Family, death is your only family.
08:09Death and I best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:15What Culture Tailford.
08:16Is it Red Dead Redemption 2?
08:19Is the accent fooling you?
08:22Family, death is your only family.
08:25Death and I best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:32Fallout?
08:34Si with a chance to steal it.
08:37What Culture White.
08:38Far Cry?
08:41It's of course Hades from the game Hades.
08:44Let's hear it.
08:46Family, death is your only family.
08:51Death and I best get accustomed to the both of us.
08:57Sexy voice.
08:57Pitched perfect there.
09:00Our next gaming quote.
09:02We are born of the blood, made men by the blood,
09:06undone by the blood, fear the old blood.
09:13What Culture Tailford.
09:14I think Wolfenstein, The New Order.
09:17Dammit!
09:18That was my guess as well.
09:21The old blood.
09:22The clue is in the word blood.
09:26What Culture White.
09:28Born.
09:32Is correct.
09:33Let's hear how it should have sounded.
09:35We are born of the blood, made men by the blood,
09:40undone by the blood.
09:43Our eyes are yet to open, fear the old blood.
09:50Let's move on to the next gaming quote for you.
09:53It's a freaking bat.
09:56What Culture Tailford.
09:58Batman Arkham Asylum or City.
10:00I'll take any Batman Arkham game.
10:02It is correct.
10:03Let's hear how it should have sounded.
10:10Our next gaming quote for you.
10:13I lost my balloon.
10:15What Culture Durkin.
10:16Spider-Man 2?
10:18Is that the actual name of the character?
10:21Annoying Child.
10:23No, you know what I'm talking about.
10:26Let's hear him.
10:30God, you're right, he is annoying.
10:33Right, let's move on with all the scores tied up to the next gaming quote.
10:38You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
10:43What Culture Tailford.
10:44Doom Eternal.
10:46Yeah, let's hear it.
10:50You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars.
10:58It is correct.
10:58Let's move on to the next gaming quote for you.
11:01Welcome to your doom.
11:04What Culture White.
11:05Altered Beast.
11:06What?
11:08Let's hear it.
11:10Welcome to your doom.
11:13Scott and Si, two points away from the final.
11:18Next quote.
11:21What?
11:22What are you buying?
11:24What Culture White.
11:25Resident Evil 4.
11:28Let's hear the merchant.
11:30What are you buying?
11:32The original, the best.
11:34Not as cheerful as I remember that one.
11:36Okay, Si, one point away from the grand final.
11:39Next gaming quote coming your way now.
11:42Another settlement has sent words.
11:43What Culture Durkin.
11:45Fallout.
11:47Preston Garvey from Fallout 4 to be precise and let's hear them.
11:50I got word of a settlement that needs our help.
11:54Okay, let's move on to our next quote.
11:58Okay, okay, so you put a Nazi on the moon.
12:02F*** you, moon.
12:06What Culture Tailford.
12:07Wolfenstein 2.
12:09It is correct.
12:12Okay, okay, you put a Nazi on the moon.
12:17F*** you, moon.
12:21Scott and Si with three points each down on two.
12:24Four points gets you through to the final.
12:26Let's see if we can get there with this next quote.
12:32Sorry, babe, but I'm an ambitious girl and you, you're just small time.
12:37What Culture Tailford.
12:38It's GTA 3.
12:40Catalina from GTA 3 to be precise.
12:42Scott through to the final with this quote.
12:46Sorry, babe, I'm an ambitious girl and you, you're just small time.
12:53So will it be Si or Dan joining Scott in the final?
13:00Next quote for you now.
13:03Sean.
13:05What Culture Durkin.
13:06Have you read?
13:09Let's hear Ethan Mars.
13:26Sounds like he needs to cheer up a little bit, that bloke.
13:29Okay, so the next point gets you through to the final, Si and Dan.
13:36Let's get the next gaming quote.
13:39Gratuitous ex of senseless violence are my forte.
13:46What was the last part?
13:47Gratuitous ex of senseless violence are my forte.
13:54This is on you because I have no idea.
13:56I have no clue.
13:58What Culture Durkin.
14:00Commander Kim.
14:01I love the commitment to this bit.
14:04Si, you might as well have a guess.
14:05Oh, jeez.
14:08I can't say Duke Nukem again, but I know it can't be.
14:13No, it's actually Max from Sam and Max hit the road.
14:17Gratuitous acts of senseless violence are my forte.
14:24Okay, next quote for you.
14:27An eternity passed and my torment receded.
14:31Bring me back from the precipice of madness.
14:34The descent had destroyed me and yet I lived.
14:39I'll give you a clue, right?
14:43He's got it, he's got it.
14:45What?
14:47That's what you get.
14:49That and then, right?
14:52Are you dabbing right now?
14:54What Culture Durkin.
14:55Elden Ring.
14:59What Culture White.
15:00Dark Souls.
15:01It's actually Legacy of Kain, Soul Reaver.
15:04Oh, that's what that is.
15:06Okay, let's hear it.
15:07Obvious.
15:08An eternity passed and my torment receded.
15:13Bring me back from the precipice of madness.
15:17The descent had destroyed me and yet I lived.
15:23That was a time.
15:24Best game.
15:27Right.
15:28Right.
15:31Here's...
15:33Good luck, guy.
15:35Here's the...
15:37Here's the next gaming quote for you.
15:42What a fadge licker.
15:45Soul Reaver.
15:48What Culture White.
15:49Grand Theft Auto.
15:51You'd think so, wouldn't you?
15:52Yeah, I'll have to guess.
15:55Dan, what a fadge licker.
15:57Sims Rock.
15:58It's gotta be British.
16:01Yeah, it's a good point.
16:02It's The Sims 4.
16:03What was going on in that game?
16:04What?
16:06Let's see, let's hear this.
16:09What a fadge licker.
16:13Can't overhear it.
16:14Incredible.
16:15Leaning into the fadge.
16:18Oh, here we go.
16:20Next gaming quote for you.
16:23Great.
16:24So I'm Mario and you're Princess Peach.
16:27What Culture White.
16:28Death Stranding.
16:30Here's the correct answer.
16:32Si joins Scott in the final.
16:35Let's hear it, Sam Paul Bridges.
16:37Great.
16:38So I'm Mario and you're Princess Peach.
16:40I feel like mine are a lot more cheerful than these clips that we're hearing.
16:45See a slow-mo run into the final.
16:47Commiserations, Dan Durkin.
16:49Thank you so much for playing.
16:50But Si and Scott, you are through to the grand final.
16:54So here we are in the grand final.
16:56It is Scott versus Si and you need five points to win this one.
17:02Good luck, guys.
17:03Here we go.
17:04Next gaming quote.
17:08Suffer me.
17:09What Culture White.
17:12I don't have anything.
17:13I'm waiting to see.
17:18Scott, I'll complete the quote for you.
17:20Please do.
17:20Suffer me now.
17:24Oh.
17:27Suffer me now.
17:28Suffer me now.
17:30I had no idea.
17:31What Culture Tailbert.
17:35Warcraft.
17:38It's not.
17:38I assume it's a game based on one of the worst film franchises ever.
17:42Middle Earth Shadow of Mordor.
17:44Lord of the Rings sucks, guys.
17:47Mission Impossible's goated.
17:49Right, next gaming quote.
17:50Well, actually, before we do that, let's hear this.
17:52Suffer me now.
17:54Just awful.
17:55My brain is at House of the Dead 2.
17:57Dreadful.
17:58Suffer like a G did and I was just so excited.
18:02Next gaming quote for you.
18:05An immortal demands you fulfil three wishes and you've the gall to propose a round of Gwent.
18:12What Culture Tailbert.
18:14The Witcher 3.
18:16It's correct, Scott.
18:18First points on the board in the final.
18:19Here's how it should have sounded.
18:21You ever play Gwent?
18:22An immortal demands you fulfil three wishes and you've the gall to propose a round of Gwent.
18:28The one time I don't do that voice.
18:32Okay, next gaming quote for you.
18:35What strength.
18:36But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world.
18:51I was trying to think of a game where you would prove your strength but then it's like a world.
18:54Like an open world?
18:55What Culture White.
18:57God of War.
19:00It sounds a bit Bethesda-y.
19:02It does a bit.
19:02But we already had Skyrim before so it can't...
19:04Well, unless it's a different one like that.
19:05What Culture Tailbert.
19:06Morrowind.
19:08Dammit.
19:08It is in fact a defeated opponent in Street Fighter.
19:13Let's hear them.
19:14But don't forget there are many guys like you all over the world.
19:19Trapped in a box.
19:23Okay, next gaming quote for you.
19:28I'll have two number nines.
19:31What Culture Tailbert.
19:32Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
19:34Big Smoke is correct.
19:37Two points for Scott, let's hear him.
19:39I'll have two number nines.
19:42A number nine large.
19:44A number six with extra dip.
19:47A number seven.
19:49Two number 45s.
19:51One with cheese and a large soda.
19:56Right, let's move on to the next gaming quote.
20:01Forefather's one and all.
20:03Bear witness.
20:10What Culture Tailbert.
20:11Mad Max.
20:13The accent's throwing you.
20:15Forefather's one and all.
20:17Bear witness.
20:20What Culture White.
20:21Elden Ring.
20:24Yeah, right.
20:25Sigh.
20:26That's how much you love Elden Ring.
20:28Right.
20:29Let's hear.
20:31Let's hear Godric.
20:33Forefather's one and all.
20:37Bear witness.
20:43Two on to Scott.
20:44Again, five points.
20:45Wins the whole thing.
20:48Okay, next gaming quote for you.
20:52You killed me, friends.
20:54We let you both live and you wasted it.
21:00I think this is, I've nailed this impression,
21:02Joe.
21:04Couldn't have been better.
21:04The intonation is perfect.
21:07You killed me, friends.
21:08What Culture White.
21:09Is it Red Dead Redemption?
21:12Oh, hmm.
21:13We let you both live and you wasted it.
21:16You thought he wasted it.
21:18You thought he wasted what you're doing.
21:22Oh, I can't think.
21:23Might as well have a guess.
21:26What Culture Tailbert.
21:28Diablo 3.
21:29It's Abby Anderson from The Last of Us Part 2.
21:33Let's hear her attempt at this.
21:36You killed my friends.
21:39We let you both live and you wasted it.
21:45I am available for the next season of the TV show, if necessary.
21:50Okay, next one.
21:52Next quote for you.
21:54Whoa, take it easy.
21:56I've got Lumbago.
21:59Oh, mum.
22:01No.
22:02What Culture Tailbert.
22:03It's Red Dead Redemption 2.
22:06The uncle from Red Dead Redemption 2.
22:08Let's hear it.
22:11Take it easy.
22:11I've got Lumbago.
22:15Okay, next gaming quote for you, Scott.
22:18Two points away from winning the whole thing.
22:2250,000 people used to live in this city.
22:25Now it's a ghost town.
22:28Oh, my God.
22:31What Culture White.
22:33Uh, The Division.
22:37Oh, God.
22:39Um, yeah.
22:43Oh, God.
22:44It's not, I don't even know what it is.
22:44What Culture Tailbert.
22:46It's not Fallout 3.
22:48It is Captain McMillan from Call of Duty 4.
22:52Modern Warfare.
22:53Here's, let's see a cap.
22:55Look at this place.
22:5650,000 people used to live in this city.
22:59Now it's a ghost town.
23:01Oh, Scottish.
23:02I haven't done Scottish yet.
23:06Next gaming quote.
23:09So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be.
23:12A killer.
23:13Some renegade clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad games.
23:16What Culture Tailbert.
23:17Max Payne 3.
23:21Scottish Max Payne, to be precise.
23:23Let's hear him.
23:25So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be.
23:29A killer.
23:30Some renegade clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys.
23:35Scott one away from victory.
23:39Next quote for you.
23:41I like, I'm going to go on back to the one that I really enjoy.
23:45There's light and there's darkness.
23:48Cause and effect.
23:48There's guilt and there's atonement.
23:50But the scales always need to balance.
23:52Everything's got a price.
23:54That's where Zayn got wrong.
23:57That's where who got wrong?
23:59Zayn!
24:01That's where Zayn went wrong.
24:03He went right bloody wrong, didn't he?
24:04It's light and darkness, mate, come on.
24:09I'm never coming back to those until that.
24:12Er...
24:15Balancing all that.
24:16Er...
24:17Cause and effect.
24:18Zayn.
24:20Oh.
24:22What Culture Tailbert.
24:23Other darkness.
24:24BUZZ
24:25Well.
24:26Okay, that puts the pressure off a little bit.
24:28Erm...
24:31Zayn.
24:32Can I have it again?
24:34Will it help?
24:36There's light and there's darkness.
24:39Cause and effect.
24:39There's guilt and there's atonement.
24:41But the scales always need to balance.
24:43Everything's got a price.
24:45That's where Zayn got wrong.
24:50Oh, I don't know.
24:52Let's go with...
24:55Dragon Age.
24:58BUZZ
24:59I'm sorry, let's hear from the person.
25:01It's me, Alan, from Alan Wake!
25:05Let's hear him.
25:06There's light and there's darkness.
25:08Cause and effect.
25:09There's guilt and there's atonement.
25:11But the scales always need to balance.
25:13Everything has a price.
25:15That's where Zayn had gone wrong.
25:17He didn't say weird, so I didn't know it was him.
25:19That's what he likes to say.
25:22BUZZ
25:25Next.
25:27Next gaming quote for you.
25:30All the foxy ladies love my accent.
25:33It drives them crazy.
25:34What culture was it?
25:36Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
25:38It is Carlos Oliveira from Resident Evil 3 Nemesis.
25:41Let's hear the quote.
25:43All the foxy ladies love my accent.
25:45It drives them crazy.
25:48Foxy.
25:49Right.
25:504-2.
25:52Next gaming quote coming your way.
25:55You know what they say.
25:56If you want to save the world,
25:59you've got to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
26:04What culture, Tailford?
26:05Is it Far Cry 4?
26:08Tits?
26:10I'm going to say Grand Theft Auto again.
26:14It is Bernard Bernoulli from Day of the Tentacle.
26:19Ah, whatever.
26:21Whatever!
26:22Whatever.
26:26Well, you know what they say.
26:29If you want to save the world,
26:30you've got to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
26:35Next gaming quote for you now.
26:40The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you'll be baked.
26:44What culture was it?
26:45Portal.
26:47Nice.
26:494-3.
26:49It's getting interesting now.
26:50Let's hear Portal.
26:52The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked
26:57and then there will be cake.
27:00Getting excited now.
27:02Sigh.
27:03Two points away, Scott.
27:04Just one correct answer.
27:08Next gaming quote now.
27:12Toasty!
27:14What culture, Tailford?
27:15Mortal Kombat.
27:18Woo!
27:20It is Toasty Guy from Mortal Kombat.
27:23Let's hear it.
27:25Toasty!
27:27Even I would have got that one.
27:28Lost on that.
27:30Sigh.
27:30Commiseration.
27:31Scott Tailford, congratulations on winning the hardest gaming quotes quiz ever!
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