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With so many family members, not every scene makes the cut. Welcome to MsMojo, and today we’re counting down our picks for the most hilarious scenes from “Modern Family” that were sadly left on the cutting room floor.

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00:00Yeah, 100% sure you're not a lefty.
00:04Welcome to Ms. Mojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the most hilarious scenes
00:08from Modern Family that were sadly left on the cutting room floor.
00:12Oh, hello Jenny.
00:13It's Lily.
00:1510.
00:16Manny Fears a Life of Celibacy
00:19Season 4
00:20Manny's relationship with his stepdad Jay became a little complicated when his baby
00:25brother Joe was born.
00:27It's been in my family for five generations.
00:29Okay.
00:30I'll walk you out, buddy.
00:32Is anything in her family new?
00:35Just you.
00:36This scene perfectly encapsulates that tension.
00:39Jay walks into Joe's room, where Manny is hiding, and starts daydreaming about Joe
00:43becoming a baseball star.
00:45Joe, Pritchett, Pritchett, Pritchett.
00:47Joe's dad Jay's in the stands, must be mighty proud of his boy.
00:50It's every dad's dream.
00:52You understand how that makes me feel like a giant disappointment to you?
00:55See, Manny gets a little green with envy.
00:57And why is he hiding in Joe's room?
00:59Oh, just dodging his grandma who wants him to become a priest and remain celibate for
01:03life.
01:04The scene is so well-structured that after Jay quips that Manny is already on that path,
01:09perfectly timed laughter filters in from another room, like a live studio audience eating up
01:14the brutal roast.
01:15I'm not living a life of celibacy.
01:17You're living it right now.
01:199.
01:21Cam is Tony Soprano
01:22Season 4
01:24In the fourth episode of Season 4, Cam lands a gig as a music teacher in Luke and Manny's
01:28school, and let's just say, it didn't quite hit the right notes.
01:33This is how we learn to sing, who can go up here with me?
01:41Cam took a job teaching music at the local middle school.
01:44The show seems to have shot multiple versions of the scene that closes out the cold open.
01:49In this unaired version, Cam decides to rehearse for the job at the worst possible time, right
01:54when Mitchell is trying to sleep.
01:56Of course, he wouldn't be completely prepared without a few terrible jokes up his sleeve.
02:01Here, he's rocking a bowling shirt straight out of Tony Soprano's closet, which, yes,
02:06doubles as a music pun.
02:07Why are you wearing that shirt?
02:08Oh, it's my outfit for tomorrow.
02:10I'm Tony Soprano.
02:15No wonder the job didn't go so well.
02:17I have this whole thing planned.
02:18Okay, I'm going to walk in, take off my jacket, and say, here comes trouble.
02:21Number 8.
02:22The ABCs of Salesmanship, Season 1
02:25We've all heard the famous ABCs of Sales speech courtesy of Alec Baldwin's tough-as-nails
02:30character in 1992's Glengarry Glen Ross.
02:33A always B B C closing.
02:36Always be closing.
02:38But what if we told you they didn't just stop at the letter C?
02:41That's right.
02:42The real ABCs of Salesmanship, as Phil so eagerly points out in the scene that aired,
02:47go all the way to W.
02:50Always be closing.
02:51Don't ever forget.
02:52Great home ideas just keep lurking, mostly nearby.
02:55Often people question realtors' sincerity.
02:57Take Umbridge.
02:58Violators will.
02:59Although Phil is completely stumped on X, in this deleted bit, he actually gets to the
03:04end of the alphabet, albeit by using the one X word that everyone knows.
03:09That's his secret to selling anything… unless, of course, Violators xylophone that fur coat.
03:15Xylophone your zone.
03:17Boom.
03:18That's how you sell a house.
03:19Number 7.
03:20Cam's undying love for Meryl Streep.
03:23Season 1.
03:24In the second episode of the show, Cam and Mitchell take Lily to a playgroup, only to
03:28discover the other kids are light years ahead of her.
03:31One standout scene featured Cam's hilariously awkward attempt at small talk with one of
03:36the moms.
03:37Things go south fast when she casually expresses her displeasure with Meryl Streep's performance
03:42in Mamma Mia.
03:43I don't know that Meryl Streep was the right choice.
03:46What did you think?
03:48Excuse me.
03:49Meryl Streep could play Batman and be the right choice.
03:52In an extended version of the scene, the mom goes on to slam the bridges of Madison County,
03:58which as Cam points out, is one of his all-time favorites.
04:01Uh, uh, uh.
04:04Even worse than Bridges of Madison County.
04:06One of my favorites.
04:10Even worse, she suggests that the Meryl Streep should do more commercials.
04:15If there weren't kids around, that woman would have received the verbal smackdown of
04:19her life.
04:20Oh, I love Brooke Shields.
04:23I love her commercials.
04:25Meryl Streep should do commercials.
04:26I'd probably like her.
04:28Number 6.
04:29Mitchell would have liked to be asked.
04:31Season 4.
04:32There's a strange satisfaction in being considered for something, even when you know you don't
04:36want that thing at all.
04:38That's the exact feeling at the center of this deleted scene from Season 4, in which
04:42Mitchell finds out that Jay asked Claire to take over his closet company.
04:46Jealousy is such a wasted emotion.
04:48Okay, wait.
04:49You gotta block me from Dad.
04:50He asked me to take over his company.
04:52You?
04:53Why you?
04:54Now, Mitchell has absolutely no interest in the job, but he's still quite annoyed that
04:58Jay didn't even bother offering it to him, especially since Claire doesn't seem all that
05:03keen either.
05:04Your sister's avoiding me.
05:05You know anything about it?
05:06I don't know.
05:07You're gonna have to ask her yourself.
05:08Although if she is, that's not exactly a good leadership quality.
05:12When Mitch finally brings it up to Jay, he's more than happy to smugly reject the offer,
05:17after Jay throws it his way.
05:18You don't want to work for me.
05:20How do you know?
05:21You never asked me.
05:22Do you want to?
05:23I'm sorry.
05:24I'm gonna have to say no.
05:28Number 5.
05:29Sal the Interrupter.
05:31Season 4.
05:32In the seventeenth episode of Season 4, Cam and Mitchell's old party friend Sal pops up
05:37out of nowhere, asking them to be the best men at her wedding.
05:41But what we see on screen doesn't quite capture her full history of chaotic drop-ins.
05:46We've kind of gone in different directions.
05:48We chose forward.
05:49And this one's to Lily from Santa.
05:51Hey guys!
05:52I wonder...
05:53Can you help me find my car?
05:56This deleted scene shows Cam and Mitchell lamenting about how Sal has remained stuck
06:00in her old ways, and the lingering effect it has on them.
06:04What we'll miss most about Mrs. Coe was the way she...
06:06Let's get this started!
06:07Oh no, I didn't bring enough!
06:09There's so many people here!
06:14From crashing their Christmas family time to rudely interrupting a funeral, Sal has
06:18gone from being their fun-loving partner in crime to a relentless pain in their behinds.
06:23But isn't that what all friends eventually become?
06:26Guess who's not pregnant?
06:28Yoo-hoo!
06:29Phew!
06:30Ooh!
06:31Ice, ice, ice, ice!
06:32We have gotten better about keeping our door locked.
06:34Number 4.
06:35Meant to Be Together.
06:37Season 2.
06:39Despite their rollercoaster relationship and constant breakups, Hailey ultimately marries
06:43Dylan and starts a family with him.
06:45Dylan?
06:46God, I miss you too.
06:49Oh, it's just a cold, silly.
06:52You don't have to conceive of a world without me.
06:55But their eventual union might have been hinted at way back in Season 2 in this deleted scene.
07:00After clear events about wanting Hailey to date anyone but Dylan, Phil casually suggests
07:06that they're destined for each other.
07:08He even compares their relationship to his and Claire's, an idea Claire immediately shoots
07:13down.
07:14You never know.
07:15Maybe those two were meant to be together, like we were.
07:18Honey, Hailey and Dylan are not us.
07:21Yet mere seconds later, Claire witnesses an interaction between Hailey and Dylan that
07:26feels all too familiar.
07:28It's almost as if the writers knew where they were heading the whole time and just toyed
07:32with us for fun.
07:33What are you doing?
07:34Shh, shh.
07:35One of the smoke alarms went off.
07:36I'm trying to figure out which one.
07:37Well, if anyone can find it, it's you.
07:39Number 3.
07:40Phil is chased by two kids.
07:42Season 1.
07:43Phil's brilliant plan to teach Luke a lesson about responsibility by stealing the bike he
07:47just bought him ends up backfiring spectacularly.
07:50Turns out, Luke never lost his bike, and Phil had just stolen some poor random kid's ride
07:55instead.
07:56I figure I'll just dump the new bike where I stole the first bike.
08:00That way random kid gets his back, and this new bike doesn't raise a lot of embarrassing
08:04questions.
08:05In an attempt to sneak back the stolen bike, however, he is caught by the rightful owner
08:09and ends up in a footrace with two angry children.
08:13While the show leaves us at the chase, this extended version of the scene shows that the
08:17kids actually outrun Phil, catch up to him, and tackle him to the ground.
08:21Well, I was giving it back.
08:26Safe to say, Luke won't be learning any lessons on strength and endurance anytime soon.
08:31Get off of me.
08:32I gave it back.
08:33I was giving it back.
08:34I don't care.
08:35I'm a good person.
08:36Number two, Luke's failed pitches.
08:41Season one.
08:42After Manny excels at fencing, Phil and Claire scramble to find something Luke might also
08:47be a prodigy at.
08:48With so many options to consider, they settle on baseball because how hard could throwing
08:53a ball be, right?
08:54Feels right, buddy.
08:55I'm telling you, this feels right.
08:56What are you guys doing?
08:57Pursuing excellence.
08:58We made a list of areas the boy might excel at, and baseball.
09:03Love it.
09:04Claire takes Luke out for a pitching session, only to realize that Luke's pitching skills
09:08are, well, nonexistent.
09:11Each failed throw leads to Phil slowly realizing that they might have picked the wrong sport.
09:16Very, very, very, very good first hour.
09:19Toss me your glove.
09:20I'll put some oil on it.
09:25The aired scene leaves out several of Luke's tragic attempts, including the hilarious moment
09:30when Phil desperately tries to figure out what kind of batter Luke thinks he's aiming
09:34for.
09:35How tall is this batter?
09:37Um, tall.
09:40Like 20?
09:41Uh-huh.
09:4220 feet?
09:43Yeah.
09:44Let's make him, just for funsies, let's make him four feet tall.
09:48Before we unveil our top pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
09:53Questionable lyrics, season three.
09:55Cam remains clueless that his lyrics scared off the surrogate.
09:58My singing was so moving that it awakened something in her.
10:02You don't think that maybe the lyrics might have been half the problem?
10:05I could have sung the bone book.
10:07We weren't getting that baby.
10:08Air quotes, season two.
10:10Phil's use of quotes in an ad quote-unquote humiliates Claire.
10:15It said we were happily married.
10:16No, honey, it said we were happily married, quotes included.
10:20They were for emphasis.
10:21Yes, well, I was humiliated.
10:23I'm sorry.
10:24Lily has no empathy, season six.
10:27Lily's littering sparks this brilliant throwback to the 70s anti-pollution ad.
10:31You cut yourself.
10:32Hey, don't get blood in my eggs.
10:36We're getting concerned that Lily hasn't developed an adequate sense of empathy.
10:39In so far as she doesn't have any at all.
10:42Cam makes up for lost sleep, season three.
10:45Cam dozes off after pulling an all-nighter searching for Lily's missing bunny.
10:48Lost her best friend and her compadre bunny.
10:53And that, in turn, kept us happy, so.
11:01Slumber party turned sour, season three.
11:04Cam and Mitch are thrilled to move in with Jay and Gloria, until they start butting heads.
11:10Oh, that's a first.
11:13The trick is to not give them any choices, just tell them what to eat.
11:17Oh, well, that's a helpful tip.
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11:37Teamwork does not make the dream work, season three.
11:40In some ways, Cam and Mitch are like peanut butter and jelly.
11:44They're great together, but not exactly smooth in every situation.
11:48They're kind of like a first date.
11:50Actually, no, they're the exact opposite of a first date, because you don't want to have
11:54sex, but you do want a baby.
11:57Remember our first date, when you still agreed with things I said?
12:00Sure, they make a solid couple, but teamwork is just not their strong suit.
12:05In this deleted scene, for example, they attempt styling Lily's hair in a bid to impress a
12:10potential birth mother.
12:11However, as they're too busy talking over each other, they end up producing a completely
12:16disjointed result, just as they brag about their amazing collaboration.
12:20Dad, you did it again!
12:23Brains!
12:26It happens a lot.
12:28Unsurprisingly, they later blow it with the birth mother, too, after going in completely
12:33different directions in an attempt to reassure her.
12:36Baby, please don't go.
12:37I'm just gonna be a minute.
12:40You'll take away the biggest part of me.
12:41I love you, too.
12:44He doesn't get it.
12:45Nope.
12:46You don't get it.
12:47Which of these deleted or extended scenes would you have loved to see make its air?
12:51Let us know in the comments below.
12:53I don't understand most of what you say.
12:57It's like talking to Gloria, but without the accent, and a lot less fun, to be honest.
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