マルコポロリ！2024年11月3日 47歳ほぼ無職芸人…おいでやす･すゑひろがりず･ビスブラ･ミキが愛のムチ！
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00:0011 years ago, 9 months ago, and now, Miura Mayuri, the former Ping game king, has disappeared from the media except for Valcopololi.
00:28In February of this year, she returned to her hometown, Etajima, Hiroshima.
00:32She was almost jobless.
00:36This time, we have a project to think about the future with the juniors who are sad about such a mild situation.
00:47She devoted herself to laughter.
00:52She was loved by many people.
00:56Where is the man who reached the top going now?
01:05This is the story of the life of a single comedian.
01:1047 years of glory and frustration.
01:13Let's think about the future of Miura Mild together.
01:25Do you think about the future of Miura Mild?
01:28You haven't done it so many times, have you?
01:31I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
01:33I asked the staff at the same meeting,
01:35Are you going to do it again?
01:37I thought it was deja vu.
01:39Well, I've never said it myself, but when I was sitting there with such a nervous face, my face was completely different.
01:51At that time, I thought I wouldn't be able to go home alive if I appeared a little.
01:56Today, I'm going to relax a little.
01:59This is an old story.
02:01I've been taking care of Miura Mild since 2011.
02:07When I was in a state where I couldn't run at all, I didn't have a place to perform.
02:13I didn't belong to the theater at all.
02:16When I didn't belong to the theater, I was told to perform at my concert.
02:20Excuse me. Shut up!
02:23It's a bidan.
02:26Don't interrupt me.
02:28The bidan time will end soon.
02:31It's amazing right now.
02:35I went to Tokyo at the same time.
02:3814 years.
02:40Well, that's fine.
02:42I could see Miura's talk from there.
02:46What is it?
02:48It's a pattern.
02:50You went to Tokyo at the same time, but the road was completely different, right?
02:54It was amazing.
02:56I went to the final in M-1, and from there, I was excited.
02:59At that time, did you have any words like, I'm glad, or let's go to dinner?
03:06You called me, but you didn't call me at all.
03:12There was nothing like that at all.
03:15When I talk about Maido, I really feel like I like Maido.
03:21The employees?
03:23The employees and the director of the theater over there.
03:26Isn't there anyone else?
03:28Can you give us a specific name of the program?
03:31There are quite a few.
03:33Kodoinkai?
03:35Ametalk?
03:37There were a lot of things like Ametalk.
03:40When we first started King of Kondo in 2019, we asked Miles to do a preview.
03:46There was a comment. I've done it before.
03:49I told King of Kondo that I wanted him to do it.
03:52He said, please give me a break.
03:55He said, please give me a break, not anything else.
03:58When I realized it, it was Iwada-san.
04:01It's a TV show.
04:04This is really bad.
04:06He asked me to do it in advance.
04:09I told him I would do it.
04:11When I did it with Iwada-san, the staff ate it.
04:15If you don't take care of Iwada-san, it's Maido-san.
04:18I said, I'll be Iwada-san.
04:20Thank you very much.
04:22Is that okay?
04:24Is Iwada-san going to comment?
04:26It's a real mild flash.
04:28I can see the light.
04:30You're good at making jokes.
04:35Please get angry.
04:39I wanted you to be angry.
04:41I wanted you to be angry.
04:43Do you have any complaints about not being invited?
04:46I've never been invited to a Fist Brawl.
04:49That's not true.
04:51Not even once?
04:53After we won.
04:56There was no report that we had won.
04:58I just remembered.
05:00I'm sorry.
05:02I'm sorry.
05:04I just remembered.
05:06You said you were going to comment.
05:08I was looking for it, but when we won, Maido-san disappeared from LINE.
05:12What kind of system is this?
05:14What kind of system is this?
05:16He disappeared.
05:21Kin-chan.
05:23This is amazing.
05:24This is Yoshimoto's tradition.
05:26This is a wallet that a famous senior uses.
05:29When you receive this, your work will be better.
05:34You received it, didn't you?
05:36Why did you give it to me?
05:38I received a new wallet from a customer and decided to use it.
05:44From a customer?
05:46No, from a customer.
05:48From a fan?
05:50I received a Gucci wallet.
05:51That's amazing.
05:53I decided to give you the wallet I used until then.
05:56I'm happy.
05:58I bought it with the money I won the R-1.
06:01It's a very lucrative wallet.
06:03How did it turn out?
06:05I kept using it.
06:07When I threw it away, the result came out.
06:09When you threw it away?
06:11There's no result, right?
06:13There's no result.
06:15There's nothing good about it.
06:17There's nothing good about it.
06:19It's a black wallet.
06:21I absorbed all the money.
06:23Did you throw it away?
06:25I threw it away and the result came out.
06:28I won the R-1.
06:30I can't believe it.
06:32I want it.
06:34I can't believe you threw it away.
06:36That's why I won the R-1.
06:38It's your first time here.
06:40Nice to meet you.
06:42What kind of career do you have?
06:44I'm a year older than Bisbra.
06:49Did you move to Yoshimoto from Shochiku?
06:52That's right.
06:54Did you join Mild Gunda after that?
06:57That's right.
06:59I had no choice but to join.
07:02I didn't have any friends.
07:04I was alone.
07:06I saw the story and it was interesting.
07:08I thought this was going to be something.
07:10I'm sorry.
07:11It's different from the beginning.
07:14It's a little funny.
07:16It's completely different.
07:18I thought it was dirty.
07:20Dirty?
07:22What are you talking about?
07:24It's not dirty.
07:26It's a manly dirt.
07:28That's right.
07:30That's right.
07:32That's right.
07:34That's right.
07:36That's right.
07:38That's right.
07:40It's not good because it has this.
07:43Cut this part.
07:45Cut this part.
07:48Cut this part.
07:50That's the end.
07:52It's not clear who cut it.
07:54You have to do it yourself.
07:56You have to draw it.
07:58Let's play the ending.
08:00That's it!
08:01It's because there's something like this!
08:06He's back in the island life of Miguramild.
08:10It's really exciting.
08:13There's a change in his life in Hiroshima.
08:17And more!
08:19It's funny, but when I watch it, I get angry.
08:23He's a strong person, and I know that better than anyone.
08:27That's all there is to it.
08:32Miguramild is determined to show his friends what he's made of.
08:37Finally, Miguramild!
08:45Let's take a look back.
08:48Don't look back!
08:51I've seen it all!
08:53I've seen it all!
08:55You guys can't even put on a show on Nihon-do!
08:58It's just sitting there and drawing!
09:01Is that how you say it?
09:04Is that how you say it?
09:07I'm going to snap!
09:11That's a little emotional!
09:14I don't know!
09:16I'm going to do this now!
09:19You're doing it in Hiroshima!
09:21If I read this, I'm going to lose my character!
09:25You don't want to read this, do you?
09:27Do it properly!
09:29Do it properly, everyone!
09:31Let's laugh at each other!
09:34There's no such thing as a beginning!
09:37Do it properly!
09:39There is a beginning!
09:41You guys are all dirty!
09:43It's the worst!
09:45It's the worst!
09:47It's not cute at all!
09:48Why did you come all the way here?
09:51It's work!
09:53It's work!
09:55It's work!
09:57It's work!
09:59You guys are all dirty!
10:01You're all here for Maito-san!
10:03I wouldn't have come if I didn't have a character!
10:05I wouldn't have come if I didn't have a character!
10:07Master, this is a little...
10:09This is a little hurtful, isn't it?
10:11Hit him harder!
10:13Hit him harder!
10:15That's not what I meant!
10:16You guys are all dirty!
10:18It's not cute at all!
10:20You guys are all dirty!
10:22You guys are all dirty!
10:24You guys are all dirty!
10:26You guys are all dirty!
10:28What's so bad about it?
10:31It's a calm comment!
10:33It's a calm comment!
10:35Let's raise our voices!
10:37Hey!
10:39This is useless!
10:41That's scary!
10:43That's good!
10:44That's good!
10:46That's good!
10:48That's good!
10:50Hiroshima!
10:52Edashimashi!
10:54Edashimashi!
10:56How many grams are you doing?
11:046,000?
11:07It's small!
11:09It's really small!
11:11It's really small!
11:123,000!
11:143,000!
11:16It's really small!
11:18It's small because it's big!
11:21It's the opposite!
11:23It's the opposite!
11:25It's small because it's big!
11:27It's small because it's big!
11:29I can't do a punchline kiss!
11:32Actually, it was 14 years ago!
11:35It was just yesterday!
11:37You guys are overreacting!
11:39Did you all hear it?
11:40No, we didn't hear it.
11:42You didn't hear it?
11:44Can you tell us a little bit about it?
11:46There was a shop called Punchline Cafe in Minamikata, Nishin-Nakajima.
11:51It was a girls' bar.
11:53When you first enter the shop,
11:55a woman greets you by saying,
11:57Welcome!
11:59At one point,
12:01she was like,
12:03Welcome!
12:05So I was careful.
12:07Why were you careful?
12:08I was like,
12:10It's the truth!
12:12It's the truth!
12:14You have to be careful!
12:16You have to be careful!
12:18You have to be careful!
12:20You're getting paid, right?
12:22You have to be careful!
12:24You have to be careful!
12:26She was like,
12:28I'm not doing this job because I want to!
12:30I'm going to college,
12:32and I'm going to earn my own tuition.
12:34That's why I'm doing this job!
12:35That's how I earned my tuition.
12:37Then she was like,
12:39500 yen!
12:41That's a lot of money!
12:43You got over 10,000 yen!
12:45It's a lot of money!
12:47It's a lot!
12:49That's a lot of money!
12:51You got over 10,000 yen?
12:53You're a professional!
12:55I don't care!
13:00I don't care!
13:02This really doesn't concern me!
13:05I
13:35Didn't know
13:53They are one you show state this is our event. Oh, you know Christmas
13:59You may not even don't know
14:01It's a live performance that brings out the most vulgar and dangerous things that you can't do on TV.
14:09In the opening, Mr. Milo comes out with a really vulgar face.
14:19It's a live performance with that kind of taste.
14:21That's right.
14:22It's also true that you know that.
14:25Mr. Milo wants to be naked.
14:28In the opening?
14:29At one point, I was told that I couldn't do it.
14:33But I had to do it.
14:36I thought, what if it was a picture?
14:39I took off my pants.
14:41If it was a picture of the crotch, it would be a picture.
14:44So I went to a nightclub.
14:49I asked what kind of girl I wanted.
14:52There are many kinds of girls with big breasts.
14:56Mr. Milo asked me if there was a girl with a big breast.
14:59You went to a nightclub and asked if there was a girl with a big breast.
15:03That's a cute story.
15:05Is that true?
15:06No, it's not.
15:07It's a story about a girl with a big breast.
15:10That's too narrow.
15:11That's just my preference.
15:14There was a girl with a big breast.
15:16There was a girl with a big breast at a nightclub?
15:19Of course.
15:20You went to a nightclub, right?
15:20I went to a nightclub.
15:21I asked him to draw a picture.
15:23In 60 minutes?
15:26I asked him to draw a picture.
15:27Please explain the situation.
15:29I said I wanted to use it at an event.
15:31Did he say yes?
15:32He said yes.
15:33That's a very good story.
15:34Did he draw it well?
15:35He drew it well.
15:37At the end of the nightclub, Mr. Milo was talking to the manager.
15:42I asked him a question.
15:44What did he say?
15:45I asked him if the fee would be low.
15:50I didn't do anything wrong.
15:52I didn't do anything wrong.
15:57You didn't do anything wrong, did you?
15:58I didn't do anything wrong.
15:59You just asked him to draw a picture, didn't you?
16:00I just asked him to draw a picture.
16:02Did he give you a free service?
16:04He didn't give me a free service.
16:06I finished drawing in 30 minutes.
16:08He said to the girl,
16:09I have 30 minutes left.
16:10What should I do?
16:11I said I would do it.
16:12I said,
16:13No, it's okay.
16:14It's cool.
16:14I just drew a picture today.
16:15It's cool.
16:16I'll do it again in 30 minutes.
16:27It's my money, but it's a fee when I draw in 30 minutes.
16:32He's got a good sense of humor.
16:34He's a great person.
16:38This is the moment when a man falls in love with another.
16:42So you even don't know and they won't you a stick with a geeky Georgi on Kagetsu
16:47God, thank you, NG. No, no, so that's what I got my little son. No X
16:52Are any are at a source?
16:54Do you want to get some of it?
16:56Thank you
16:59Thank you, you know, I'm trying to make them cut the oil. I don't just talk about it. You must have more you're gonna
17:07Send to an ocean of my soul
17:12Yeah
17:42It's a must-see.
17:44That's ridiculous.
17:46That's ridiculous.
17:48That's ridiculous.
17:50That's ridiculous.
17:52That's ridiculous.
17:54It's unbelievable that I came to Tokyo
17:56and he made it in two weeks.
17:58That's ridiculous.
18:00Two weeks.
18:02What kind of situation is this?
18:04What kind of situation is this?
18:06I got a call.
18:08I said, wouldn't you like to become the Sumimasu Gen of Southeast Asia?
18:10I doubted my ears.
18:12I doubted my ears.
18:14I came to Tokyo and he said,
18:16it's still two weeks.
18:18I laughed.
18:22He's not stupid.
18:24He's not stupid.
18:26He's not stupid.
18:28He's not stupid.
18:30He's not stupid.
18:32He's angry.
18:34The legendary post on Twitter in 2015.
18:36The legendary post on Twitter in 2015.
18:38I've seen it many times.
18:40I've seen it many times.
18:42I'll tell everyone,
18:44but look at me.
18:46Is that even possible?
18:48You're an amateur who works for someone you hate.
18:50You're an amateur who works for someone you hate.
18:52You think you have power,
18:54but you're just doing something stupid.
18:56Don't underestimate me.
18:58It's 4.13am.
19:00It's 4.13am.
19:02It's 4.13am.
19:04It's 4.13am.
19:06It's 4.13am.
19:08It's 4.13am.
19:10But he made it to the second final.
19:12Isn't that amazing?
19:14Isn't that amazing?
19:16He did his best.
19:18He did his best.
19:20At the same time,
19:22he fell from the bridge and was carried by an ambulance.
19:24he fell from the bridge and was carried by an ambulance.
19:26This is the funniest.
19:28This is the funniest.
19:30This is the funniest.
19:32Is this the one he did in the finals?
19:34I'm gonna win!
19:36I'm gonna win!
19:38I had a bar in Hatsudai where they made really bad alcohol.
19:43Stop it.
19:45They made business-grade whiskey.
19:47Business-grade whiskey?
19:49That big?
19:51That big?
19:53They put a lot of alcohol in it and made really bad alcohol.
19:56And they fell down.
19:58You've been to that bar once?
20:01No, but I've been there a lot.
20:03Why would you go there?
20:05It's bad alcohol, right?
20:07It's good.
20:09At this time of the year,
20:11Maelow-san said,
20:13let's have a concert in Osaka.
20:15I'm sorry, but what kind of concert?
20:17Concert!
20:19Concert!
20:21Concert!
20:23What are you doing?
20:25What do you mean by concert?
20:27It's a face-to-face concert for fans in Osaka.
20:29It's a face-to-face concert.
20:31In Tokyo,
20:33we couldn't get our passports yet
20:35so we had to go home by Shinkansen.
20:37So we all had to go home
20:39with 18 passports.
20:4118 passports?
20:43Several members including us
20:45left Tokyo at the last minute.
20:4718 passports?
20:49It's the rules!
20:51We had two night concerts.
20:53We left Tokyo at the last minute.
20:55When we got to Shin-Osaka
20:57Oshikomakiki
20:59That's a really bad word
21:01You can't even do a live
21:03His eyes are all red
21:05Oshikomakiki
21:07Oshikomakiki
21:09His body is all sweaty
21:13He's a bad junior
21:15He's bad and he doesn't have gratitude
21:17He doesn't have gratitude
21:19There's no way that's true
21:21Maego-san, can't you be Oshikomakiki?
21:23You're 18 years old
21:25That's a bad word
21:27That's a bad word
21:29That's a bad word
21:33Hongo-san, you're going to die
21:35That's a bad word
21:37You're going to die
21:39That's a bad word
21:41That's a bad word
21:45Donut Peanuts
21:47Aren't you jealous?
21:49As a memory
21:51It's fun to see from the outside
21:53It's fun to see from the inside
21:55It's fun
21:57This is this
21:59This is this
22:01The eternal rival, Oedias Oda
22:03Big break
22:05I was watching TV
22:07Oda often appears
22:09I couldn't watch TV
22:11He appears again
22:13I thought it didn't matter
22:15When I watch it in the morning
22:17I feel unpleasant
22:19They're rivals
22:21Because he's a big celebrity
22:23Because he's a big celebrity
22:25Maybe
22:27He has to do something
22:29He's a beautician YouTuber
22:33Para-chan
22:35Hurry! Let's go to the purple zone
22:37Hurry! Let's go
22:43Parsley YouTuber
22:45I think you've already understood
22:47Para-chan
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