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00:01Excuse me, who are you?
00:02I'm Nanri Kurojuku.
00:03Nanri Kurojuku?
00:04Where are you from?
00:06The entertainer Nanja vs. Kazuya Kunizaki.
00:08Kunizaki is a mess.
00:09In 2021, he made it to the M-1 finals with a brilliant catchphrase.
00:14Why did you make it to the finals?
00:15He was called a genius for his impactful jokes, and he broke the record.
00:20However...
00:21However?
00:22In August of this year, his partner stopped working, and he started working at a convenience store.
00:28The other entertainers were more worried than I was.
00:32They were like, are you okay?
00:34And Shara Jr. was like...
00:36He hugged me without saying anything.
00:40I was surprised.
00:42Kunizaki is known to be worried, but now that he's a star, he's even more powerful.
00:49He doesn't have any sense of humor.
00:52The entertainer's friends have witnessed how amazing Kunizaki is.
00:58And...
00:59What?
01:00Nice to meet you.
01:01Nice to meet you.
01:03He revealed a special skit he wrote for the show.
01:07However...
01:08Kunizaki!
01:09Is it okay for us to let this happen?
01:12Kunizaki is making Anto Watchman angry.
01:16What do you think Anto Watchman is?
01:19Tonight's topic is...
01:20Anto Watchman vs. Kunizaki
01:22He's doing his best with a pen.
01:25If you become a pen, don't invite me to this show.
01:27With Kanemitsu.
01:29This is a show to support people who work hard with a pen.
01:32This is your special edition.
01:35What do you do with the skits?
01:37I do them by myself.
01:39You do them with a pen.
01:40I do a lot of things.
01:43He can do anything.
01:44That's right.
01:45Today, we're going to hear from people who know Kunizaki well.
01:49They're going to give us their testimonies.
01:51I'm looking forward to it.
01:52Let's take a look.
01:53I'm looking forward to it.
01:54These three people know Kunizaki well.
01:57They're going to hear their testimonies from Kunizaki himself.
02:02First of all...
02:04Who is it?
02:05Anto Watchman.
02:06I'm Noda.
02:07Nice to meet you.
02:09That's the other way around.
02:11He's Crystal Noda.
02:12He's Noda.
02:14Noda Crystal, a magical lovely voice actor who played Ranjatai and Shinogi in Chika Live.
02:20He expressed his feelings about Kunizaki even though he was embarrassed.
02:24What kind of person is Kunizaki?
02:29What kind of person?
02:32I don't think I want to be called that.
02:34I see.
02:35Because I'm that kind of person.
02:37But...
02:38I think I'm the best guy in the world.
02:40I'm glad to hear that.
02:41Kunizaki is someone who can change all the sadness and pain in the world into laughter.
02:48That's great.
02:49He's the best.
02:50He's like a sunflower that bloomed in this rotten entertainment world.
02:55When I don't know what to do anymore, I look at Kunizaki.
02:59The direction he's looking at is the sun.
03:02Looking at the sun.
03:04Kunizaki can change everything into laughter.
03:06What kind of person is he?
03:09Originally...
03:11That's what people do to be funny.
03:18That's the origin of laughter.
03:20The first kind of laughter.
03:21When you lose all the knowledge of laughter,
03:24there's something that tickles you.
03:28That's different for each person.
03:30That's the difference between the pot of laughter.
03:32That's what Ranjatai follows.
03:35Properly.
03:37It's amazing that Kunizaki can pull out the true feeling of laughter from unexpected jokes.
03:44A fixed phone call?
03:45Hello?
03:46What?
03:47It's a fixed phone call.
03:48What?
03:49A fixed phone call?
03:50What?
03:51I'm sorry.
03:52It's tuna sushi.
03:53It's tuna sushi.
03:54It's not a game show.
03:56I think it's flying.
03:57It's the same for manzai.
03:58There's a swing and a blur.
04:00When you go for it, it's easy to receive.
04:03It's guaranteed.
04:05He doesn't have any insurance for comedy.
04:11He even has insurance for fraud.
04:13He has insurance for fraud.
04:15He doesn't have insurance for fraud.
04:17Nodana has talked about Kunizaki's greatness,
04:20but he also thinks about how to handle Kunizaki on TV.
04:25I don't want to say that,
04:28but I think it's really boring.
04:31The worst way to introduce him is to say that he's a genius.
04:37He's a comedian who keeps slipping.
04:42He's a comedian who keeps slipping.
04:44It's really boring.
04:46If you think about it.
04:47Whether he keeps slipping or not,
04:49he's doing what he thinks is funny,
04:52regardless of whether he's a senior or not.
04:54He's doing it with a thick heart.
04:57It's hard.
04:58Do you have any comedies you use as a reference?
05:03I use V6.
05:05You've been saying that for a long time.
05:07V6 is not a comedian.
05:09Morita's comedy,
05:12Inochi's talk,
05:14are really funny when I was a kid.
05:16I'm going in the same direction.
05:18You're not.
05:19You're going in the opposite direction.
05:21I'm going in the same direction as V6.
05:23You're not.
05:25Furthermore,
05:26Kunizaki has been taking care of him since day one.
05:28This person is also a witness.
05:30Hey, hey, hey.
05:31Come here.
05:32I'm here.
05:33Only guys like this come out.
05:35Please.
05:37It's all the same guys.
05:39Kunizaki and Kawahara have been friends for 7 years.
05:44Since Tenjikunezumi moved to Tokyo,
05:47the two have spent more time together in private.
05:51Kawahara, who Kunizaki trusts the most, testifies.
05:55From Kawahara's point of view,
05:57what is the greatness of Kunizaki?
06:01The greatness...
06:04We went out to eat together yesterday.
06:07Where did you go?
06:09A week ago.
06:11What's wrong with him?
06:13Yesterday.
06:15I'm sorry.
06:16Which one?
06:17I'm really upset.
06:18That's enough.
06:20I listen to people a lot.
06:23It's like a signal.
06:26It's really...
06:29Who are you talking about?
06:30Pigeon.
06:31What?
06:32It's like a pigeon.
06:33Pigeon?
06:34At that time,
06:37not in my previous life,
06:38but in my next life.
06:39What are you talking about?
06:40I realized that I was a pigeon in my next life.
06:44I think this question is a little wrong.
06:46It's not wrong.
06:49You don't have to be so nice.
06:52We went out to eat together yesterday.
06:56No, a week ago.
06:58We went out to eat together.
07:00It was a while ago.
07:02At that time,
07:03when we said thank you for the meal,
07:06he said,
07:08thank you for the meal.
07:11That's the greatness.
07:13That's the greatness.
07:14What's the greatness?
07:16I didn't know that.
07:18You don't talk about that?
07:20You don't talk about how hard it was to meet each other?
07:24No, we don't.
07:25As I said earlier,
07:27we talk about that.
07:28We talk about that when we eat.
07:29What is this?
07:31Who brought this?
07:32We talk about that until we finish eating.
07:36We don't have many memories of each other.
07:39We don't have any.
07:40Kawahara is also a type of person who doesn't have insurance.
07:43He doesn't have insurance at all.
07:45He doesn't have insurance.
07:47I don't want to do Kawahara's special.
07:50I don't want to do Kawahara's special.
07:51I don't want to do Kawahara's special.
07:53Kawahara was like this.
07:54There's one more person.
07:55I'm counting on you.
07:56Please choose a person who is decent.
07:58I understand.
07:59Another group.
08:00The juniors who have recently become friends with Kunizaki.
08:05Yosuke.
08:07Mocchiman.
08:09I don't know, everyone.
08:12Eight members of the unit were promoted in 2020.
08:16Dao Kuman, Ihara and Uehara.
08:19They are more than 10 years apart from Kunizaki.
08:22They are young people who are attracting attention.
08:25Are you close with these guys?
08:27Thank you for coming today.
08:33Isn't this Kunizaki?
08:34This is Mocchiman.
08:36I'm interviewing Mocchiman.
08:40He asked me who I admire the most.
08:45The two of them came up with this name.
08:52This is your first meeting, right?
08:55It's been more than half a year.
08:58It's been a long time.
09:00It's been a long time.
09:02I've met him before.
09:04It's been a while.
09:06I haven't thought about Kunizaki for a second.
09:14I feel like I've seen him in SEX.
09:19I feel sorry for them.
09:23What do you want more than that?
09:25I feel sorry for them.
09:27I feel sorry for them.
09:29Are you stupid?
09:30Kunizaki.
09:32Kunizaki came to my dressing room three years ago.
09:43I remember that.
09:44He has a loud voice.
09:45Do you remember that?
09:46I remember that.
09:47What did you do?
09:48I did a scene-stealing.
09:50I remember that.
09:51We did a scene-stealing.
09:53I did a scene-stealing with Kunizaki.
09:56All of us.
09:58It was fun.
09:59It was fun, but I was surprised.
10:01What do you want more than that?
10:02What do you want more than that?
10:06What do you want more than that?
10:08I'm not excited at all.
10:10I was wondering if I could talk to Kunizaki again.
10:14I was wondering if I could talk to Kunizaki again.
10:17It's been a long time.
10:18It's been a long time.
10:20I don't know if Kunizaki can drink alcohol.
10:26Are you crying?
10:28What?
10:29What do you want more than that?
10:30I'm not excited at all.
10:31I'm wondering if I can talk to Kunizaki again.
10:32I'm wondering if I can talk to Kunizaki again.
10:34It's been three years since we talked to Kunizaki.
10:44I had a scene-stealing.
10:45Again?
10:46I have no memory of that.
10:48I have no memory of that.
10:49You only remember that.
10:51I have no memory of that.
10:52You only remember that.
10:53It will be a big trauma for me.
10:55This is how far apart we are from each other.
11:00I feel like I'm being taken care of.
11:05I feel so lonely.
11:07Kunisaki-san.
11:09Kunisaki-san.
11:11This is really...
11:12What are you doing?
11:14He's so lonely, but he's so kind.
11:17He's an idiot.
11:18Is it over?
11:20How long was the interview?
11:22How long was it?
11:2330 minutes.
11:25He did his best.
11:26He's good.
11:27He talked to me for 30 minutes.
11:29He did it 3 years ago.
11:31Yes.
11:32It's the same as driving a car.
11:34Yes.
11:36I'm embarrassed to talk to you.
11:40He must be angry.
11:42I did it because of you.
11:44He's the same.
11:46You're making a story, right?
11:48Of course.
11:49He wrote a story for this show.
11:54He wrote 2 stories.
11:562 stories?
11:57Of course.
11:58He's motivated.
12:00What will Kunisaki do next?
12:04He wrote 2 stories for this show.
12:09What kind of story is it?
12:10He's making a fool of himself.
12:14This is his new story.
12:16Let's watch it.
12:20I'm a bird.
12:30I'm an orc.
12:33No way.
12:35I'm an orc.
12:37It's a strange story.
12:39I didn't say that.
12:40I'm a bird.
12:41I'm a bird.
12:44I'm not a bird.
12:46I went on a trip to Okinawa the other day.
12:50When I went there, I got sunburned.
12:53I got sunburned.
12:55I turned my head.
12:58I got sunburned like this.
13:00This is the skin of the sunburn.
13:04What is this?
13:06You're making a fool of yourself.
13:08This is real.
13:09It was hot this summer.
13:12I'm an orc.
13:14I'm not hot at all this summer.
13:16I'm not hot at all.
13:18Why do you think so?
13:20I'll tell you why.
13:22Can you see this?
13:24Look at this.
13:26This is the heart.
13:31This is the heart.
13:34This is the heart.
13:36This is very cool.
13:38This is the heart.
13:40This is very cool.
13:41You should do it in a nearby dentist.
13:44You should do it in a dentist.
13:46That's right.
13:47The heart is divided into the teeth.
13:50That's right.
13:52Stop it.
13:54The heart is divided into the teeth.
13:56It's light.
13:57It's soft.
13:58It's very cool.
14:00Look at this.
14:01It's cool.
14:03The heart is cool.
14:06The heart is cool.
14:09I'm...
14:10Are you into her?
14:12As you wish, I'm off to bed, I'm off to bed.
14:17No, no, no, no.
14:19I'm off to bed, I'm off to bed.
14:20You're 100 per cent into her.
14:21What's that look for?!
14:23I can't work with your eyes on me!
14:25You're not gonna make it!
14:28You're not gonna make it!
14:30You're not gonna make it!
14:32It's his Pando.
14:33Amazing.
14:36Yamazaki's totally into her.
14:37Amazing.
14:38What is this?
14:40It's a foot.
14:43Don't you know? Which foot was that?
14:45Which foot was that?
14:47Is it the right foot?
14:49This is the right foot.
14:53This is the right foot. This is the left foot.
14:56That's funny.
14:57Not funny.
14:58This is the right foot. This is the left foot.
15:00This is the right foot.
15:02Not funny.
15:02You said it's not funny.
15:05He likes it.
15:07It's getting hot! It's getting really hot!
15:10It's a little hot!
15:12This is the guy Tommy is into.
15:16We're both into him.
15:18Everyone's laughing.
15:20He's making fun of me.
15:22What kind of joke is this?
15:24I don't know.
15:26Why is it so funny?
15:28What's so funny?
15:30It's funny.
15:32It's not funny.
15:34Stop it.
15:36What is this?
15:38It's a big deal.
15:40Why do you keep nodding?
15:42We're laughing, but it's just Tommy.
15:44That's great.
15:46What is this?
15:48It's Tommy.
15:50They're making fun of us.
15:52The four of us.
15:54Why are you nodding?
15:56Are we dead?
15:58It's a joke.
16:00It's a joke.
16:03It's a big deal.
16:10I'll give you a lecture later.
16:12I don't know.
16:14Can we forgive this?
16:16I don't know why.
16:18It's not us now.
16:20Tommy is making a lot of jokes.
16:22I'm nodding a lot.
16:24I always say,
16:26What are you doing?
16:28What are you doing?
16:30It's like this on stage.
16:32I'll give you another one.
16:34I don't need it.
16:36Another one.
16:38After a month of production,
16:40We will reveal the new joke.
16:42It's a joke about Kunizaki.
16:44Kunizaki.
16:46Stop it.
16:48It's a joke.
16:50It's a joke.
16:52It's a joke.
16:54It's a joke.
16:56It's a joke.
16:58It's a joke.
17:01It's a joke.
17:09It's a nice color.
17:18It's a real person.
17:20It's a real person.
17:22It's a real person.
17:24What is this?
17:26What is this?
17:28I'm playing the piano.
17:30I'm playing the piano.
17:32I'm eating a burger.
17:34I'm eating a burger.
17:36What is this?
17:38It's disgusting.
17:44It's delicious.
17:46It's delicious.
17:48It's delicious.
17:50It's really delicious.
17:52It's really delicious.
17:54Where did Kunizaki go?
17:58It's closed.
18:00It's time to practice karate.
18:02It's time to practice karate.
18:04Are you doing karate?
18:06Are you doing karate?
18:08Are you doing karate?
18:10Do you practice outside?
18:12Do you practice outside?
18:14I practice near here.
18:16I practice near here.
18:18It's the first day.
18:20It's the first day.
18:22What is it?
18:24You're in a bad mood.
18:26What's up?
18:28I'm glad you're here.
18:30Now I can finally play the piano.
18:33You've been playing it the whole time.
18:35Huh?
18:37What's wrong?
18:39This is the worst.
18:41It's the lizard woman.
18:43What?
18:45Don't come this way.
18:47I don't know what you're talking about.
18:49The lizard woman.
18:51This is the worst.
18:53Where is she playing the piano?
18:55You put bread in your lizard.
18:59And you eat the bread around it.
19:02This is the worst.
19:05You should be careful.
19:07I knew it.
19:09What's wrong with her?
19:12It's all of you.
19:14Disgusting.
19:16Disgusting.
19:18Disgusting?
19:20What are you thinking?
19:22Disgusting.
19:24Is it good?
19:26The bread you put in your lizard is really good.
19:30I don't think so.
19:32Is it really good?
19:34It's good around the lizard.
19:36Around the lizard?
19:38You have to put it in your lizard and eat it.
19:40It tastes different.
19:42It's really good.
19:44Doesn't it taste good?
19:46I'll keep putting bread in my lizard.
19:50And you eat it.
19:52It's good.
19:54Why is it good?
19:58It's scary.
20:00I'm sorry.
20:02I'm late.
20:04Kuni-chan.
20:06Kuni-chan.
20:08I'm late.
20:10Let me explain.
20:12Kuni-chan and Kuni-zaki
20:14are idol-like beings
20:16loved by all these old ladies.
20:18Kuni-chan, let's play.
20:20Play?
20:22What do you want to play?
20:24Let's play cards.
20:26Wait a minute.
20:28I'm looking forward to it.
20:30Wait a minute.
20:32Brother, what are you doing?
20:34Sister?
20:36I'm sorry to bother you again.
20:38I'm sorry, everyone.
20:40I'm sorry to bother
20:42Untouchable and Sandwich Man.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:46Brother, apologize.
20:48We're in this world.
20:50I'll apologize for you.
20:52Brother, go away.
20:54I'm really sorry.
20:56It's okay.
20:58I'd like to apologize.
21:00Can I sing a song?
21:02It's okay.
21:04Please listen.
21:06Please listen.
21:08Huh?
21:10Huh?
21:12The evening
21:14when I played with the old lady.
21:16After scolding
21:18my brother Untouchable,
21:20I always sing
21:22with my sister
21:24the role that I always lose.
21:26Good day,
21:28departure.
21:30Good week, departure.
21:32Is it from here?
21:34Is it from here?
21:36Huh?
21:38Isn't there a microphone?
21:40Isn't there a microphone?
21:42It's very small.
21:44It's very small.
21:46It's small.
21:48Is it coming out?
21:50What is it?
21:52Is it small?
21:54Did you say you're going on a trip?
21:56I want to go here.
21:58Why is it from there?
22:00Why do you listen from there?
22:02It's coming out.
22:04It's coming out.
22:06What kind of friend is this?
22:08It's coming out.
22:10It's coming out.
22:12There's a voice.
22:14Is it nervous?
22:16Is it nervous and has a sore throat?
22:18Kurisaki!
22:20I don't need your support.
22:22Stop it.
22:24I don't need your support.
22:26What do you think Untouchable is?
22:28I don't know.
22:30I don't know.
22:32Kurisaki!
22:34Are you underestimating this show?
22:36Are you underestimating this show?
22:38Did he go home?
22:40Did he go home?
22:42Did he go home?
22:44Did he go home?
22:46Did he go home?
22:48Thank you very much.
22:50Why?
22:52It's over.
22:54It's over.
22:56Thank you very much.
22:58This is according to the way we trained together.
23:00This is according to the way we trained together.
23:02We practiced a lot together.
23:04We practiced a lot together.
23:06That's true, but...
23:08He's coming to next year's King of Control...
23:10He's coming to next year's King of Control...
23:12Stop it!
23:14No problem at all.
23:16OKage no Baa Baa is the most pitiful show.
23:18OKage no Baa Baa is the most pitiful show.
23:20OKage no Baa Baa is the most pitiful show.
23:22He will be releasing full version of this Through Fire live Tokyo Event on FEVER.