Love Island Australia S6 Episode 2
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00:00The new Love Island season is off to a flying start.
00:07We've got hot new islanders, there's been kissing, and a sexy new boy just rocked up.
00:12So much has happened.
00:13If only there was some way to get you all caught up.
00:16How about a previously, Soph?
00:18Oh, right.
00:19If you insist.
00:21Previously on Love Island Australia.
00:25Nice!
00:26Five sexy, single girls.
00:32I want to find myself a golden retriever, but he looks like a rottweiler.
00:36Met five sexy, single boys.
00:39I actually can't.
00:42This year, I'm giving you the chance to try before you buy.
00:48They pushed.
00:51Oh my God, just watching them, that made me horny.
00:55And then dashed to couple up.
00:57Danthi and Kane, Eilisha and Dylan, Hannah and Nico, Mimi and Zane, Em and Indigo.
01:04You are the first five couples.
01:06They got to know each other.
01:08I was just happy you picked me.
01:10Oh, really?
01:11Okay.
01:12And while some weren't to each other's taste.
01:13Are you vegan?
01:14That was a lot, yeah.
01:16Would you cook meat?
01:17No.
01:18Would you cook me meat?
01:19No, it's 1950s, I'm not a f***ing housewife.
01:24The others couldn't get enough.
01:25Oh, are you going to collapse?
01:26Everybody in the tomato wheel.
01:29I did not expect to hit it off that quickly at all.
01:33This is a shock to me.
01:34I'm so glad we met.
01:35Until...
01:36Everybody know that I'm a pram.
01:37Hot new bomb, Taylor.
01:38Oh my gosh, he is stunning.
01:39I want a bit of him.
01:40Turns up the heat.
01:41Everybody know that I'm a pram.
01:42I'm definitely going to put up a fight.
01:43I'm definitely not going to let him get away with this.
01:44I'm going to get him.
01:45I'm going to get him.
01:46I'm going to get him.
01:47I'm going to get him.
01:48I'm going to get him.
01:49I'm going to get him.
01:50I'm going to get him.
01:51I'm going to get him.
01:52I'm definitely going to put up a fight.
01:53I'm definitely not going to let this go.
01:54There's no chance.
01:55No chance.
01:56Tonight.
01:57Tonight, Taylor will steal one of your girls.
02:06And someone's going home.
02:08What?
02:09You're physically way too hot.
02:12It's a tug of war for Taylor.
02:15It's so hot.
02:16Can we just be naked?
02:17Whoa.
02:18It's like, who do you want to share a bed with?
02:19There's definitely sexual tension there.
02:23Yeah, I really like him.
02:24How would you feel if I picked you tonight?
02:25Would you be happy?
02:26I'd be happy.
02:27But who's girl?
02:28I think all the boys are worried, to be honest.
02:30It's a dog-eat-dog world, and he's just going to keep me
02:32if it means he's going to get hurt.
02:35Will Taylor steal?
02:37The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
02:49I
03:01Know what I want
03:04And if I see something I like I'm gonna go for it
03:11He's a good-looking bloke he's definitely a big bomb to drop on day one
03:16You may now ask any two girls your choice for a kiss
03:34Yeah, I'm pretty game
03:37Sweet
03:40Let's do it
03:42What do you reckon?
03:47He's a good-looking bloke yeah, he seems like a nice guy come on guys you can walk in your own
03:54I'm not excited at all. Yeah, I think all the girls are very keen on the new bomb
04:00So I think all us guys have got to get grafting
04:04It's literally like is he my type I've seen the way you look at him girl. What you mean?
04:15He's obviously very confident in himself like and comfortable with who he is and that's hot like that's hot energy
04:23So you boys feeling you guys?
04:26Vibing the girls. Yeah. No, obviously we're all coupled off. So you're the only single fella
04:34I'm currently coupled up with him. Yeah, I'm with the auntie. Yep. I'm Ayesha. Yep, and
04:44Taylor definitely gonna be dangerous in the villa. We need to get our chatting boots on cuz it's go time. We've no choice now
04:51Hey guys, I thought that this would make the boys like
04:59I want to pull your man. Absolutely. Yeah, but he's standing out there
05:04Okay, you should pull Zayn. He's the king. Is that bad?
05:09Hurry up, fuck it. Oh, she's ballsy. Oh
05:15Okay, Taylor don't ever a chat, of course. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Let's do it
05:28Yeah, maybe pulled me for a chat a little bit of confidence she sort of took control definitely a good power move
05:34I'm impressed. Well, tell me about yourself. Like, what are you after?
05:38Um, I mean like I'm 28, you know, I've lived my life
05:41I know what I like and I what I don't like in my previous relationship. I was ready to settle down
05:46What are you like in love? Are you romantic? I I would say I'm a bit of a I'm a big softy
05:51I'm sure if I love you, like I I love you. I'll move mountains for you. You know, he's already saying it. Exactly
05:58You know what I mean, you know, I mean like that's that's the way I that's the sort of like
06:01Yeah, like a partnership. Yeah, our chat was quite deep like we hit the DNM. It's like real quick, which I love
06:07I love a DNM. I love it cuz it means you know, they feel comfortable enough to open up to me
06:12It's funny because everyone looks at me and probably goes. Oh, he's this fuck boy. Is this guy?
06:17Yeah, someone said to me you're like a Rottweiler or Doberman but you've got golden retriever energy and I'm like, I'll take
06:24like personality
06:26that is exactly why I
06:28Said I wanted it from Love Island. There you go. It's really weird
06:32Well, there you go. That's literally my description of why I'm after a man
06:37My type is that
06:39But the Love Island gods are listening
06:42and they're answering
06:44The Love Island gods are listening except when Cain prayed for Xanthi to never chat with Zayn
06:50They were wearing their prayer cancelling headphones. Sorry bummer. How are you feeling?
06:55I feel like it's so early and I feel like all day like we barely
07:00Could talk to anyone like it was just really full-on. Yeah, but like you were
07:06My top two. Yeah, like the second you walk down. I was like, I love his jorts
07:11Like that was the first thing that I thought he's got style like he knows how to dress. Yeah, that's good
07:16yeah, and like I just was not gonna go to your heart because I was like
07:20I know I know all the girls are gonna go there
07:24No, I'm not. Yeah, I feel like every season there's like one guy and all the girls go to his heart
07:30You were that guy? Yeah, you're definitely my top top two top three top two top three. Yeah, gotta keep it. Yeah
07:38What do you usually do when you're like at home I'm a big radar, what do you read?
07:43Romance, I like yeah, like you like me very much. I like smart
07:50Everyone has their book
07:53Motivation like you're eating motivation. I'm reading sex. It's what polar opposites. Yeah. Yeah
08:03She looks happy talking to him like look at the body language, it's comfortable. Yeah, they look comfortable around each other
08:10So you're looking for love in here? Well, aren't we all like if someone said no, I'd be like, what are you doing?
08:15Yeah, you know, do you like full pretty quick?
08:19yeah, the second I like someone I'm all in and like I
08:22I'm quiet like full-on full too quick to her
08:30I'm in hot water because I was like so happy with K and I was like, yep. My head isn't good time
08:36Sorry, I'm made a bit of pig and but now that I've spoken to Zane. I
08:41Don't know what to think
08:43Kane and Zane and it doesn't help that their names like sound the exact same. I'm scared. I'm gonna call them the wrong one
08:49Santee Kane and or Zane are totally different. I mean Kane has a mustache and Zane has a
08:59Yeah, they're the same
09:05Sharing a post kiss getting to know you session is Eilisha from Brisbane and Taylor who's from as he says
09:11Southeast Brisbane or as it's otherwise known Brisbane. How is the kiss? I mean, did you like it?
09:18Was that like really nice?
09:20I'm gonna have to read you like is but I
09:24Mean it was very yeah, it was very quick
09:26But I was I felt a bit awkward because I could just hear everyone listening to us
09:30I feel like you're in high school and was like kiss kiss kiss and it's so good
09:33Everyone's I hate you guys. Well, are you not affectionate? No, I'm very affectionate but like in like
09:38I believe like a club or something. I don't hook up with girls like nah, wait, stop
09:42Let's say if we were dating if I like really wanted to sit on you. Oh my god
09:48You want to be with me that's fine. Yeah, I'm very proud of who I'm with
09:52Like if I'm sure my girl, you might go the chat with Taylor was just very real
09:56He seems just like a genuine claims to the word
09:59He just seems like a very very down-to-earth person very real
10:03And I think he would actually be a really good boyfriend, too. I feel like you're like really nice
10:08You're like cool
10:12Thank you, no, but I just feel like
10:15Like boyfriend material husband material
10:20Nico you don't have to worry about Taylor unless Hannah vaguely answers. Yeah
10:26To all of your questions. How'd you feel when the arm Taylor walked in?
10:31Yeah
10:32Good. Yeah, good. Yeah new people. Yeah. Yeah
10:39Yeah
10:41Yeah, he is
10:43Yeah
10:45Like I would like to get to know him
10:49Obviously, it's day one. Oh, yeah. Well, you're okay when I kissed him
10:54like
10:55What am I there? I was a bit jealous, but you know, what do I do? I was like, oh
11:02You gave me eyes, I'm like, oh, I don't even know I do eyes. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like I
11:07Looked at him. That's it. Oh
11:09My gosh when Nico said he was jealous it was so cute
11:14I was like this man really likes me. Everyone says you're a really good kisser
11:19You said that?
11:21the girls I
11:23Manifested that last spin I had to get you
11:27Manifested this always are you a man? No, I'm a massive manifesto. I manifested this whole experience. No, shut up
11:33I do too. No, you have no idea. You have no idea. Wait, it was my sporadic
11:39Ever I manifested it to let you manifest a walking through that freaking door
11:43I manifested this whole thing and this whole like nah, you're playing. I'm not playing you at all. I
11:48I'm not playing you for the last year. I've manifested like something like I don't mean
11:53You're like my dream. What's happening? Like I swear he is the male version of me
11:59Should we go up? Let me go up
12:03Sure
12:04So I'm gonna get a kiss video without my without the ass in the bottle. Oh, I'm a sleeping. Okay, just come in
12:15Definitely happy right now
12:16I see all the couples and I see how we are and I think we're just like
12:20All the way at the top compared to everyone say I don't want to be in the bottle to be the reason
12:35You
12:43Gorgeous girls get ready for bed by brushing their hair and teeth while our beefy blokes get ready by cleansing and toning
12:51Conditioning their beards and taking off their pearl necklaces. I know I was different colors
12:57Sort of that one's like guys are really nice. They're like bluey green. Yeah, I
13:03Like that, you know, I have a rosy too
13:11Anyways
13:14He was like standing like this
13:17He's like this in the door. I
13:21Feel like that's quite hot
13:26Do you sleep
13:29I
13:30Haven't slept next to a man in a very long time
13:34But Zane makes me feel safe. He seems like he'd be really nice to cuddle. Okay, what's your best kiss today?
13:49I'm very excited show bed tonight with Dylan. I think he's cool and
13:54Yeah, maybe have a little bit of a cuddle. Maybe not. I don't know
13:57I guess we're just gonna have to wait see. I'm so ready to say I think that will be cuddles tonight
14:02Okay, yeah, the bedrooms freezing as well. Okay, that will help
14:07Wait, what do you do for work again?
14:09I work on the wharf. I also do some like modeling and content stuff
14:13I definitely was the war between Hannah and Taylor there
14:17Obviously, we're having a three-way chat, but you tell like Taylor was putting in a little bit of the grind on Hannah as well
14:22It was like this was warm to try it. Okay, your chats are new to Nico. Well, you're not left out bro. No
14:40Now I know most of you can read but nevertheless our couples are
14:45Indigo and M
14:47Nico and Hannah
14:50Dylan and Alicia
14:51Kane and Xanthi
14:54Zane and Mimi and
14:56Taylor and it's invisible sock puppet
15:19Oh
15:36Boys hey, so tell me did anyone get a little kiss last night or anything or what?
15:40I don't have a kiss. I don't know cuddle. That was about it. I rolled over and went to bed
15:46I
15:50Think I even got more action than you would
15:53Who cuddled who last night?
15:56Oh guys, did you cuddle he gives me that like that like safe feeling, you know
16:01Like when you someone like holds you and then yeah, I think in the middle of my I like
16:08Nico and I had a cuddle. We also did hand-holding as well
16:13I
16:13Don't feel like we have that vibe of like
16:16It's not been like so flirty and like touchy and stuff like that. You're inside survive
16:22100% yeah, Indigo is a literally such a sweetheart, but it's like so platonic. It's like not even funny. I want a coffee
16:39Yeah
16:43Well, you got a great look you're very like I like your look I like your style
16:55That's a six-year I feel like we're very kind of similar in terms of like
16:59Aesthetics like I definitely like the vibes that he's putting out. I love a boy in a baby team
17:06No, I go to the gym and I just got cropped
17:09I
17:10Feel like it says something about like you're like
17:14You're in your feminine energy and you don't give a fuck
17:18And that's hot. The confidence is hot. I think he's cool and I would definitely like to get to know him more
17:23Oh, he wears crop t-shirts book the chapel now from talking crop to talking crap
17:31Cap talking cup cup cup cup tuck it on backwards. That's my name. Really?
17:37No, yeah, no backwards has like my one week
17:40Oh, oh, he wears backwards cops book the chapel. Yeah, how'd you feel about like yesterday and everything?
17:48No, yes, I was good. Like I was glad I was in a bed with you
17:51Yeah, I feel comfortable and I feel like I wanted a cuddle
17:58I was like, oh I wasn't sure. Yeah, I was just I'll just go see
18:06How about it was funny because when I wasn't cuddling like I couldn't like sleep
18:10I know and then when I was cuddling, I actually sleep way better
18:13It was nice to have someone to cuddle up to last night. I guess having that little bed talks was also nice
18:23No, I rolled over in the middle of the night he's not so good
18:26Yeah
18:28I
18:31Can't I just like turn back
18:33One thing one thing I always make sure is that
18:39Welcome to the Hannah's
18:41Hannah's salon Hannah's lash works. Um face the other way. Oh, I thought we're doing it. I want to see
18:49Yeah
18:51Okay, you know we're doing yeah, I am a wimp. Okay. No like one or two. That's it. That's your thing
18:57Are you getting it? Yes, babe
19:00Exactly. It's a magic touch. You're unbelievable. Thank you day two and they're already plucking
19:08Unbelievable Hannah bought me and she plucked my eyebrows a bit just cleaned them up didn't need to I already got good eyebrows
19:13But anyway, uh-huh made it feel special. I'm looking like 11 out of 10 now
19:20Catch slowly cat slowly catching up to you
19:23Oh, that's kind of sweet
19:38Just vibes are all good like it's not it's just so mutual now, it's just so free-flowing
19:42It's just like yeah do something and it's just like I look at you. I'm looking to your eyes. Let's kiss now. It's like easy
19:53You guys gonna come join in
20:04We'll just walk past and motivate you and then we'll keep going. Thank you
20:19That's me I got a
20:24Text yeah, I didn't hear that boys tonight Taylor will steal one of your girls
20:30and
20:31Someone's going home
20:34Hashtag tough love
20:36No
20:42No
20:45I think it's definitely too soon. So I don't want to go home. I've only been here for one night guys
20:52Get grafted. It's all happening. I actually feel upset. I don't want any boys to go home. That was so early
20:59Oh, yeah, that's grim. That's shit. That's grim as
21:04You're up there me
21:08Something I just feel it it's too soon for me to leave like I think in the whole villa mean
21:13Myself and Hannah's bond is just elite. It is the best. I've put all the grinding and for me to go
21:19It's just it just wouldn't make any sense for the villa. I wouldn't make any sense for me
21:26I'm shitting it. Don't be shitting it. Have you seen yourself?
21:30So, where's your head up?
21:32well, I mean
21:34He's just before I don't go lads how to chat with him properly. So it would make sense for him to pick her
21:39I feel like he's kind of like vibing him to be honest like cuz she I reckon she's vibing him cuz he's gone
21:45tattoos and everything
21:50A bit of a rude shock to be honest with you. I mean, I didn't think you'd come around this quickly
21:59Yeah, I feel a bit shit about it to be honest
22:09Calling all soulmates you and a plus-one can win a sizzling getaway to Spain and Portugal valued at
22:15$25,000. Thanks to Contiki and Love Island, Australia watch for the weekly code word and head to nine now.com.au slash love island to enter
22:27I'm looking for a man in
22:31Unfortunately, whilst none of our male Islanders work in finance they do behave like deranged monkeys which is pretty much the same thing
22:45I'm looking for a man in finance trust fund
22:55Okay, we look so pretty right now, I don't even care
23:04This is like the best part of the day
23:10Wow like these guys
23:15I don't know what was in the air while they slept, but they all woke up looking like
23:2012 out of 10
23:22You boys are looking mad
23:25Nico yo come here
23:30Take a seat
23:32Seven, how do you feel about the tags? Oh fucking shit?
23:36Because we think she's gonna come on. He's definitely got his eyes on a hundred percent. Yep
23:42You gotta make her tell him no, don't choose me. Otherwise
23:49Yeah, then you fuck because you don't want you to go exactly right I
23:53Want Hannah pretty much to tell Taylor me and Nico are like where we're on good terms like we're good
23:59We're very strong together. Once I hear those words is when I'll actually feel secure about it. I
24:05Just want it. I want to see where your head's at and like what you if you know
24:08If Taylor pulled your side what you would say to him
24:11because obviously like, you know, I don't know if
24:14If a girl came in right now what I would say to them, so I want to see what you would you say to them
24:19Well, I would say like obviously we're kicking off hard
24:22Yeah, I want to know like what you'd think and like what you would say, you know
24:26Wait, because he will come pull you up. And yeah, well, I want you to be straight up with me
24:32Well, I don't know babe. I haven't even spoken to him. Yeah
24:36Like I need to see if we get along because he's very different like he's a bit alternative. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm a princess
24:41like I'm
24:43Completely different. So I need to see if we even mesh because it could be yep. You're not even a question. Yeah
24:50Nico has that put your mind at ease. No, excellent
24:55Where do you want to go maybe down there? Yeah, let's go down to the where we started
25:00Yeah, okay Taylor like so not my normal type and he has a lot of muscles
25:08Back in the hot seat back in the hot seat. Maybe I would go to therapy and get over my fear of muscles
25:15Maybe I can go to like muscles anonymous
25:18So tell me a bit about you what do you look for in a partner? Um, somebody funny somebody funny as fuck
25:24I just like
25:29Not funnier than me cuz that was like
25:32No
25:34We can have a banter I'll stand up the sand. Yeah, literally. Yeah ends great. I love her style. She's a really cool style
25:40I love her energy. She's got great banter
25:43and she's beautiful, so
25:46You know
25:46She's somewhat of the full package so far from what I can tell
25:49Like somebody who's like open and like not somebody to settled like I'm so not settled
25:54So somebody that just like once have fun. Yeah, like I want yeah, I just want to have fun
26:00That sounds good. I mean like
26:05What are your thoughts about like the future like in terms of like do you want to settle down do you want kids?
26:09Do you see that in your future? I don't want kids
26:13I
26:14Know you said you did. Yeah, but like do you think down the track that idea would change you like so certain like maybe when?
26:21I'm like a hundred
26:23You won't know granny
26:26Think about the technology though. Yeah, true true true
26:30I'm not saying like she needs to or she will but like people can change and like I guess I'm not
26:35Like we're not gonna have kids and get married now, so who knows what can happen down the track?
26:39So I don't want to count her out for that. How would you feel?
26:41How would you feel if I picked you tonight? Would you be happy?
26:45Yeah, yeah, well I feel like it's it's not friendship Island obviously it's love Island and
26:51Like Indigo, and I've already established that like we're very much
26:55So friends like I feel like whenever I speak with them. It's just really nice, and it's
27:00Really just like easy. That was a nice little yappuccino. Yeah, I love a yeah
27:05Yeah, she's a yapper at heart. I am fluent in Japanese Taylor. You've got the buddy. Can you leave the jokes to me, please?
27:11I've got bills to pay. Thank you. Just flows. Do you know what I mean, and that's like quite important to me
27:16See how things tonight go hey, yeah
27:25I
27:38Tried it for ages with
27:41I'm TJ. Yeah, yeah, I like you guys. I
27:45I think he's really cool for you like yeah, if I look at you guys like I see couple together like yeah works
27:53But like how are you like how was the conversation really good okay like I love his energy
27:59I love your vibe. He's you're like number one. Yeah, I would say yeah, the only thing is like the kids thing
28:05Well, I don't wanna have kids um and he wants kids. That's a biggie thing. Yeah, hey
28:10Yeah, I wonder if that will be a big thing for him like when he's picking tonight. I know
28:15just
28:23I got it sir
28:31Are you ready for it? Yeah?
28:35Taylor to help you decide who's a couple up with tonight you may now choose three girls to speed date. Oh, please pick your dates now
28:46Hashtag dates with destiny
28:54Bombshell
28:57Who's gonna be I
29:01Feel like I haven't had a chat to a lot of you, but there's a few I want to chat a bit more so let's go
29:06with
29:08Xanthi
29:10Oh
29:22Mimi
29:26I'm nervous
29:29No one wants to leave first and
29:35I spoke to him last night for a good hour, and then he had this speed date
29:40He chooses me cool. If not I don't give a fuck
29:45next
29:46Hannah
29:51Can you imagine like you have the strongest couple in the villa and this bombshell just goes you know what let's screw this one up
29:58Let's go get you girls ready. This is
30:03It's a dog-eat-dog world, and he's just gonna kick me if it means he's gonna get her season a bit
30:08But yeah, we'll see how it plays out
30:29Oh, sorry we're back on before he steals a girl Taylor will speed date three of them
30:35Girls love Warfies.
30:37Have fun, darling.
30:38Hearts give them serious big-doc energy.
30:43Speed up, guys, guys.
30:45Zane, do you want to come down here?
30:46Yeah. Get on down, girl.
30:48Oh!
30:49Wait, look!
30:50I love you guys.
30:51You look so cute!
30:54Don't worry, Kane and or Zane, it'll be fine.
30:57Hi. How are you going?
30:59I'm good, how are you?
31:00Thank you for picking me. Come on in.
31:01Of course.
31:02He carried himself well, didn't he?
31:04Very well.
31:05Age?
31:06He's 28, isn't he?
31:07He's definitely a bomb, Joe, for sure.
31:09Yeah, so what do you look for in a partner?
31:12I love funny guys, and that's one thing that...
31:14Funny guys?
31:15Yeah, that was one thing I noticed about you.
31:17You have good banter.
31:18You need to have banter back and forth.
31:20Of course.
31:21I want them to make fun of me a little bit, you know?
31:23Not too much.
31:24Not too much.
31:25Just enough, a fine line.
31:26Yeah, there's a very fine line.
31:27He's such a lovely guy. He's so nice.
31:29He's gorgeous.
31:32Dare I say, I think he's probably the best-looking guy
31:35in the villa at the moment.
31:37So how old are you again?
31:3821.
31:3921, yeah.
31:40I'm 2003.
31:41Wow.
31:42Yeah.
31:43There's an N?
31:442003?
31:45Yeah.
31:46That's crazy.
31:47You just want there to be, like, no laughs.
31:49Yeah.
31:50But, like, you're still, like, Gen Z, I feel like.
31:53Yeah, probably.
31:54I'm still up with the trends.
31:55Yeah.
31:56Well, you look trendy.
31:57Like, I feel like you've got it sorted, yeah.
31:59You look very nice.
32:00Oh, thanks.
32:02We were just chilling.
32:03I know.
32:04It's so hot.
32:05Can we just be naked?
32:06That's a different show.
32:07Whoa.
32:08That's, like, by the third or fourth date.
32:10They were probably the longest speed dates I reckon I've ever seen.
32:14They all went on for way too long.
32:16Thank you for having a chat.
32:18Thank you, people.
32:19I've got just that, like, weird feeling in my gut, eh?
32:22I haven't had this feeling in a long time.
32:23Yeah, neither have I.
32:24I don't get this feeling.
32:25I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried.
32:27I think all the boys are worried, to be honest.
32:30Still miss Mimi.
32:31Come on down.
32:32Woo!
32:33Yeah, girl!
32:34How are you feeling?
32:35Mimi, do you love me?
32:38I'm fucking feeling mad.
32:41Don't worry, Zayn and or Kane.
32:43It'll be fine.
32:45First of all, I think you're gorgeous.
32:47I love your style.
32:48Like, I saw your outfit last night.
32:49Cool.
32:50The bikinis.
32:52Cool.
32:53Then, like, I just felt like last night was very easy to talk to you.
32:55Yeah.
32:56Like, easy flow, right?
32:57Yeah, right.
32:58I agree.
33:00I think it's good to get to know her a little bit more and chat to her a little bit more
33:02about her.
33:03This sounds like a deep conversation.
33:05Shh.
33:06Shh.
33:07There was no laughs in the conversation, so that was a good thing.
33:11But also, I was like, is this, like, a nice, like, is this a serious and deep conversation?
33:17Like, that you have quite a, like, you kind of brought, like, a nice energy to the villa
33:22in terms of, like, confidence and, like, you kind of, I don't know, like...
33:27Took charge a little bit, maybe.
33:28Yeah, took charge, I guess.
33:30No-one's really taking charge other than me, so, like, me personally, like, I like an alpha
33:33man.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Um, but, like...
33:36Oh, she's looking away.
33:37That's good.
33:38Is it?
33:39I don't know.
33:40I'm trying to make you feel better.
33:41Ooh.
33:42OK.
33:43One point.
33:44And I definitely, like, am a confident woman.
33:45Yep.
33:46But I don't want to be with a man.
33:48Do you get me?
33:49Like, I don't want to have to feel like I...
33:50Yeah, you want to be with a boy.
33:51I was a little bit stressed, so I was hoping it didn't go that well.
33:54OK.
33:55Yeah.
33:56Well, thank you so much.
33:57Yeah, nah.
33:58I love talking to you.
33:59Of course.
34:01Thanks for joining me.
34:02I think my stress is coming from, obviously, don't want to be the first to go home, but
34:09when I seen her, I was like, I want that one.
34:12And, like, I don't want to, like, kind of let her go, I guess.
34:17Hannah Montana, get on down here, girl.
34:19Hannah Montana.
34:20Love you, girl.
34:21Have fun.
34:22Do you guys want to know a fun fact?
34:23Yeah.
34:25Do you guys want to know a fun fact?
34:27Yeah.
34:28My ringtone is the Hannah Montana theme song.
34:30Please.
34:31Oh, my God.
34:33Jinx.
34:34When she looks up, just, like, your pecs.
34:37Just a titty dance.
34:38Just remember these titties in bed.
34:40Yeah, I was super jealous when Taylor took Hannah on a date.
34:45Hawk eyes.
34:46I'm like, hawk eyes up there.
34:49So how'd you go last night in the bed by yourself?
34:51I was a bit lonely.
34:53It'd be nice to be coupled up and have, like, those little moments in bed.
34:55Bit of pillow talk.
34:56Do you like cuddles?
34:57Love a cuddle.
34:58Yeah, cuddles are great.
34:59I'm a professional big spoon, so.
35:00Really?
35:01I'm a little spoon.
35:02Well, there you go.
35:03Oh, she's a little spoon.
35:05Book the chapel.
35:08I felt Nico's eyes burning into my skull.
35:12Oh, Nico would have been looking at Taylor like, stay away from my girl.
35:18So tell me a bit more about yourself.
35:19You do, um, you said you do eyelashes from home?
35:23Yeah, so I do lashes.
35:24And I do nursing.
35:25Like, study nursing.
35:26Yeah, and that's something you want to do?
35:27Yeah, I want to get into cosmetics.
35:28Like, injectables.
35:29Oh, cool.
35:30Yeah, I love.
35:31You've got to maybe keep young.
35:32Yeah.
35:33Bit of Brotox.
35:34I'll do your scrotox.
35:35Bit of scrotox?
35:36Yeah, you know that's a thing.
35:37What?
35:38Yeah, they're like injectables.
35:39Like, Brotox.
35:40Why?
35:41To keep them, like, less wrinkly.
35:42I don't know.
35:43Do the math.
35:44Jesus.
35:45What, just a real taut full back?
35:46Just like a real plump, plump fat.
35:47I don't think that would look good.
35:48Who knows?
35:49You never know.
35:50Is that, like, a peel?
35:51I don't know.
35:52I've never seen a scrotox scrotum that I know of.
35:55Well, if you need a lab rat, I'm your guy.
35:58I didn't think we'd get along so well.
36:01And when I was sitting up close to Taylor, I was like, oh, like, man's really hot.
36:07Like, he's, yeah, he's definitely an attractive man.
36:12I think he fucking pants it out the most out of everyone.
36:14You reckon?
36:15Yeah, he is.
36:16I guess it all depends on what she says to him now as well.
36:19Obviously, so I pulled you because, obviously, not only have I not had the chance to speak
36:22to you, but obviously there's an attraction there.
36:25Oh.
36:26Um.
36:27Yeah, I would really like to get to know you as well.
36:31He's talking very quiet.
36:33Nah, he's just chatting quiet.
36:36Yeah, he's soft.
36:38So let's say I wasn't a bombshell.
36:40Yeah.
36:41And I was one of the boys here, including all the guys here, and you had to choose a
36:45guy.
36:46Who would you go to?
36:48I would go off physically one way or the other.
36:51Are you going to keep that a secret?
36:53Why does it have to be a secret?
36:54Of course.
36:55I'm not going to go and repeat it.
36:56Don't be mean to him.
36:57It's not mean.
36:58Under the grey, the clouds are gathering.
37:04Yeah, I definitely think I would like to get to know you.
37:08I found you in the crowd.
37:11I mean, Hannah, of course, is very physically attracted to her.
37:18There seems to be quite a connection between us, a lot of sexual chemistry, I'm feeling.
37:21You know, I feel like, I don't know if it's just how she is, she just, like, stares into
37:25your soul.
37:26Um, melts me a little bit.
37:29Five big boys, and look at the way we're stressing.
37:32Yeah, I know.
37:33Fuck's sake.
37:34I haven't felt like this since my leave and start exams.
37:39Why is there so much stress with this shit?
37:48Really interesting.
37:50I'm in the biggest pickle possible.
37:53If there was a big pickle jar, I'd be in it.
37:56Like, in my own little jar of thoughts and pickles.
37:59Like, it's, it's too much.
38:01Like, I don't know what to do.
38:03The more I looked at him, the more I was like, fuck, he's really old.
38:06He's a bladder.
38:07Ugh, I don't know what to do.
38:10I don't know what to do.
38:18I'm in the biggest pickle.
38:25Coming up, the monk is back.
38:28And she has some bad news.
38:31This is the year of tough love.
38:34Temptations.
38:35Twists at every turn.
38:38That's right now.
38:57Taylor's swift dates fill the otherwise blank space
39:00in the middle of this episode.
39:02Our anti-hero's choice will make it a cruel summer
39:05for the boy dumped tonight.
39:08Will these 50 puns last?
39:09Who knows?
39:10Could be a fortnight.
39:11But I'm bummed, thank you.
39:13But, yeah.
39:14How are you guys going?
39:15Yeah, good.
39:16Obviously, it's a bit nerve-wracking.
39:18Aw.
39:19Yeah.
39:20It was good.
39:21I just feel like, I feel like we have different, like, interests.
39:24And, like, I don't really have anything in common with him.
39:26Damn, that sucks.
39:27And I really hope he doesn't pick me.
39:29Yeah, I just feel like he gives me, like, friend vibe.
39:31Couldn't be more happy.
39:32I'm pretty stoked.
39:34Join the party.
39:35Hello, come join.
39:36Hey.
39:38The sun comes up, the night is done.
39:42Hi.
39:46The bond we made is just too strong.
39:53What's happening?
39:54What's happening?
39:55What's happening, girl?
39:56Who else do you guys want to chat to?
39:57Anyone?
39:58Yeah.
39:59Mimi, do you want to go for a chat?
40:00Yeah.
40:01Oh, a segue.
40:02If it's all right, if it's all right.
40:03Yeah, yeah, I'll talk to her after.
40:04Oh.
40:05I definitely want to get to know Mimi.
40:08First of all, yeah, she is stunning.
40:10But her personality and vibe, like, she just has it all, really.
40:14First day, obviously, I was to name my first two with you and Alicia.
40:18I haven't got to talk to you yet, so I'm a bit frustrated.
40:21But, yeah, so I need to see what you're about.
40:24Okay.
40:25Don't sell me more.
40:27I'll lay you in on some tea.
40:29You were actually my first pick.
40:31My type is definitely, like, you.
40:33Like, if I was to go just off, like, looks, it'd be you, 100%.
40:36I didn't know that.
40:38But I went with my gut.
40:40It was telling me not to go for you.
40:41Why?
40:42Because you guys gave me, like, fuckboy energy.
40:44Why?
40:45You said that.
40:46Yeah.
40:47I do give it up.
40:48You do, yeah.
40:49I own that.
40:50Yeah.
40:51I was shocked, because I was like, I didn't get any hints or didn't get any ideas.
40:53What about the guy at Coppola?
40:55So, yeah, he's so sweet.
40:57He's definitely, like, what I feel like I thought I should go for.
41:01Okay.
41:02What about you, Zayn?
41:04I think Mimi's, like, been the, like, number one pick.
41:07Yeah.
41:08So I'd obviously like to keep talking to her.
41:10Uh-huh.
41:11But it's kind of hard to, like, know where she's at, I guess.
41:13Yeah, for sure.
41:14Even though she's so straightforward.
41:16Yeah.
41:17She's really straight out.
41:18It's hard to be, like, so open and honest, though.
41:21Yeah.
41:22Because it's such early days.
41:23I am worried that she will kind of move and try to experience Dylan or anyone else
41:30before getting to know who I really am.
41:33But I don't want to open up too quick because then it can come off too strong
41:37and people get scared.
41:38See, like, all of this is, like, new to me again.
41:41Dating?
41:42Because I haven't been in the dating scene for so long.
41:44Oh, my God, neither.
41:45I don't date.
41:46I've never been in a dating scene.
41:47True.
41:48So, like, I never took girls on dates because I see no point in it.
41:52Not even an ice cream and a walk?
41:55No.
41:57I can't have someone that, like, is the same as me,
41:59but then you have something because otherwise I'm bored.
42:01Yeah.
42:03See, the thing with me is I have such a wall.
42:05Mm-hmm.
42:06Like, I have trust issues.
42:07I have daddy issues and all that.
42:08OK.
42:09But I have such a wall, so...
42:10Go deep real quick.
42:11Sorry.
42:12I'm just going to say that.
42:13I got daddy issues.
42:14I got trust issues.
42:15Yeah.
42:16Once that wall has been, like, I can be comfortable around this person...
42:18Yeah.
42:19..then we, I mean, it comes out.
42:20I'm a big softie.
42:21He kind of surprised me a bit.
42:22And I do feel like there's a good connection.
42:24I got daddy issues.
42:25I got trust issues.
42:26Yeah.
42:27And I think we had, like, really natural flow with our conversation.
42:31I definitely want to get to know her more.
42:33The pool is loaded with inflatable plastic birds.
42:37And resident Flamingo Pinky is there too.
42:40Now, with no aptitude for breaststroke, Indigo tries freestyle.
42:45We're in a villa in Spain.
42:47We're going insane.
42:48The girls are pretty.
42:49The grass is grain.
42:50We're getting a pump in the outdoor gym.
42:53Look out, guys.
42:54I'm going to go for a swim.
42:56I don't know.
42:57He's got the roller.
42:59He's looking like a fucking big boater.
43:01With that chest, he could do some things.
43:04Man's got a riz.
43:05Bro, don't rip them jeans.
43:10Yeah, Pinky!
43:11Make some noise if you thought that was dope!
43:16Taylor swiftly grabs Ailisha, who wanted a love story,
43:20but now it's a delicate situation.
43:23Our Romeo takes her somewhere they can be alone,
43:28surrounded by a lavender haze.
43:30OK, it isn't lavender, but whatever.
43:32Taylor Swift puns.
43:33Boom!
43:34I definitely haven't made my decision,
43:36but I wanted to come and chat to you and just let you know.
43:38No, no, for sure.
43:39Because I didn't want you thinking that I wasn't into you.
43:41No, no, that's OK.
43:42Well, I look like shit right now, but fuck off.
43:44I just look so shit right now.
43:46You know what?
43:47You're actually funny, though.
43:49Thanks.
43:50Actually.
43:51You know what?
43:52You're actually not too bad, you know.
43:54No.
43:55I feel like we're very similar, Taylor and I,
43:58in our personalities.
43:59Everything's flowing, and it just seems really natural.
44:01We have a lot in common, and he seems really,
44:03just like a sweet guy.
44:04The thing that I really like about you two
44:06is that you want to be a dad,
44:08because that is 110% something I want.
44:11So about 27, 30 latest for me, maybe even 26,
44:17depending on how in love I am with the person.
44:19I think it depends on how much I'm in love.
44:21Yeah, I really like him.
44:23I feel like I like him a little bit more than Dylan.
44:25I still definitely like Dylan,
44:28but Dylan's not giving me any effort.
44:30I think, like I said, I'm big on sort of energy
44:33and just seeing what flows and stuff.
44:35But it's also, I've got to think about the reason.
44:37Sweaty.
44:38And it's like, who do you want to share a bed with?
44:40Well, yeah.
44:41Right?
44:42I did feel a bit left out last night.
44:44But I did love having the bed to myself.
44:46Did you?
44:47Cuddling my pillow.
44:48I was coming to take it.
44:49I'm a great cuddler, too.
44:50There's definitely more sexual tension there, I feel.
44:53Yeah, I really like him.
44:55Do you miss tickles?
44:56I love back tickles.
44:57It gets me to sleep.
44:58Same.
44:59Right.
45:00Can you give me a little quick tickle?
45:01Let me feel it.
45:02Just feel it.
45:03Tickle?
45:04I just want to feel it.
45:05I just do this.
45:06Oh, actually, it's not bad.
45:07Or, you know, on the arm.
45:08Like that?
45:09Yeah.
45:10Oh, no, you're actually good, though.
45:11No, because you know what?
45:12Yes!
45:13He's a good tickler.
45:14The energy's there.
45:15The banter's there.
45:16She's very touchy, very flirty.
45:18I feel like we need to redo the kiss that it wasn't on.
45:21Like maybe some other time.
45:23I feel like that just made it very clear
45:25that she's definitely interested in me.
45:27Definitely, it's on my mind, so...
45:31Ha-ha-ha.
45:43It's the big night.
45:46Taylor will steal one girl.
45:48His decision will result in one boy being dumped.
45:52It's a terrifying situation.
45:54Thank goodness they're all hot.
46:01It's a super hard decision tonight.
46:04I feel like I've just been thrown into the fire
46:07since the minute I've come here.
46:09I don't even know what I'm doing, so it makes me feel better.
46:12I thought I knew, and now I'm sort of like, I don't know.
46:15Do you have, like, a top two?
46:17Yeah.
46:18Who do you reckon?
46:19I do, but I don't want to say anything just yet, but...
46:24Like, my head is thinking one thing,
46:26but my, like, my eyes are thinking, I don't know.
46:29Like, I'm like, I don't know.
46:31Like, it's just, fuck.
46:33I didn't think it was going to be like this.
46:35How are you guys feeling?
46:36Does everyone kind of know what you're going to do?
46:38I'm stressed.
46:39This will be our first dumping.
46:42It just all rides on kind of who Taylor picks, I guess,
46:46so it is very nerve-wracking for a lot of us.
46:51Nico, slap your bottle if you're shitting yourself.
46:55I've got a bad feeling.
46:58I'm so scared.
47:00I can't even talk cos I don't even know what to say.
47:04I'm in the hot seat big time.
47:06I feel like I'm selection number one to cop something tonight.
47:09Like, I can't even think straight.
47:12Not good.
47:13Yeah, Alicia, I feel like, has had good chats with Taylor.
47:18I'm stressed.
47:19Stress, stress, stress, yeah.
47:26What do you think he said, Zappos?
47:28Like, honestly, where do you think he said all the girls?
47:30I've heard a few names.
47:32I've heard every story, man.
47:33From what I've heard, he's had good chats with literally all the girls.
47:42I've sort of somewhat narrowed it down to three girls.
47:46There's Hannah, she's gorgeous and she's a bit of fun.
47:53Alicia, she's just...
47:55I've got an awesome personality and stunning as well.
48:01And you've got Em, you know, she's such a cool chick.
48:07Honestly, it's kind of split.
48:09It's really split right now.
48:12You're looking good. You're looking good.
48:15Fuck.
48:16I'm gonna tear.
48:24All Islanders to the fire pit immediately.
48:37This is the nervous walk of shame.
48:45Somebody's gonna get hurt.
48:52The music indicates it's time for serious voice,
48:55because things are very serious.
48:58Here, with some serious business to conduct,
49:00it's seriously time for the sizzling senorita of Sayonara,
49:05bring on the monks!
49:16And we've never felt before,
49:18so we are prepared for you.
49:21It's a question that I know.
49:26We're ready for this.
49:29Hi.
49:30Hey, Sophie.
49:31Hey.
49:32Good evening, Islanders.
49:34Hello.
49:35How was your first night?
49:36It was good.
49:37It was great.
49:38Yeah?
49:39It was awesome.
49:40And Taylor.
49:41Yeah.
49:42You made a swift entrance into the villa.
49:44Oh, that was a good one.
49:45Oh, did you get it?
49:46Yeah.
49:47Thanks, everyone.
49:48That was good.
49:53There's plenty more where that comes from.
49:55How are you finding it, Taylor?
49:57It's nice to meet you.
49:58Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too.
49:59Likewise.
50:00No, it's been great.
50:01These are all amazing people.
50:02I've met them so far.
50:03They've made me feel really welcome
50:04and really enjoyed my time here so far.
50:06Good.
50:07Yeah.
50:08Well, guys, right now there's five couples in the villa.
50:13Mimi and Zayn.
50:15Em and Indigo.
50:17Hannah and Nico.
50:19Xanthi and Kane.
50:21Eilisha and Dylan.
50:24That is about to change.
50:30Islanders, this is the year of tough love.
50:35Temptations, tests and twists at every turn.
50:43And that starts right now.
50:50Tonight, Taylor will choose a girl to couple up with.
50:55His decision will result in somebody being dumped from the villa.
51:02We're here to love you.
51:08Taylor, please come and face your fellow Islanders.
51:16Hold on, hold on, hold on.
51:21You were made for this.
51:23Taylor, it's time for you to choose a girl to couple up with.
51:27Hold on.
51:29If there are no single girls,
51:31you're going to have to steal someone's partner.
51:34You were made for this.
51:37Now, without giving anything away,
51:39has this been an easy decision for you?
51:43Definitely not.
51:45Probably the opposite.
51:46All the girls here are beautiful in their own way.
51:48It's been really nice to get to know all of them.
51:50It's been hard to sort of cypher through
51:53and narrow it down to the pick.
51:57Remember, Taylor, you came here for love.
51:59And you should choose the girl you believe, at this stage,
52:03you have the best chance of developing a relationship with.
52:13Okay, Taylor.
52:15The time has come.
52:18Which girl would you like to couple up with?
52:21And why?
52:24I would like to couple up with this girl
52:27because the moment I come in here,
52:30you know, I definitely noticed her.
52:33She's gorgeous.
52:35I'm really enjoying getting to know her
52:37and there's a lot of great banter there
52:39and there's definitely some chemistry that I can feel already.
52:43So I'm just wanting to dive in and explore her a little bit more.
52:47You'll get runnin' from me
52:51So the girl I'd like to couple up with is...
52:56You'll get runnin' from me
52:59You'll get runnin' from me
53:07What?
53:08We're ending it there?
53:09In the middle of a fire pit?
53:11This is an outrage.
53:13But you know what this means.
53:15This episode is going to be off the hook.
53:19Do the kids still say off the hook?
53:22Who knows?
53:23But next time is so off the hook,
53:26we can only show you dramatic out-of-context shots.
53:33Game on, baby.