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00:00:00Okay, Turtles. I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:00:09That will allow me to triangulate the location of the vector we have to start at this upgrade.
00:00:30I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:01:00I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:01:14Leo, could you use some help here?
00:01:30I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:01:48It didn't work. With these three pheromone samples, I've extrapolated the likely coordinates of the vector move. Move out!
00:02:00I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:02:10We're approaching the vector. Exercise caution.
00:02:30I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:02:44Leo, could you use some help here?
00:02:50That's bad.
00:03:00I'll use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:03:06Stop both turtles! And stop the contagion at its source!
00:03:08Don't forget to collect a biogenetic sample of hair or nail clippings will do, so I can turbocharge my mutagen usage.
00:03:10Don't forget to collect a biogenetic sample of hair or nail clippings will do, so I can turbocharge my mutagen usage.
00:03:12Gross!
00:03:14That wasn't that hard.
00:03:30Phew!
00:03:40We're getting closer!
00:03:52God damn it!
00:03:54We're getting closer!
00:03:56Okay, Turtles, use the pheromone detector to identify and defeat three contagious newbies.
00:04:10That will allow me to-
00:04:40Hey, come on take it easy
00:04:49Awesome
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00:05:13Yeah
00:05:39Work move out
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00:05:55Approaching the vector exercise
00:06:13I'll get you
00:06:16Hey, come on
00:06:46Oh
00:07:16Yeah
00:07:46Oh
00:07:55Turtles you stopped the contagion at its source
00:07:58Don't forget to collect a biogenetic sample hair per nail clippers will do so I can turbocharge my mutagen research gross
00:08:05mission complete
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00:08:46Welcome
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00:10:17All right, who wants some pizza and a dope flavor
00:10:24Hey April, yeah, thanks for taking point on the anti-pheromone seasoning operation
00:10:30My wrist is sore from all that sprinkling never use one of those topping shakers before what?
00:10:36You don't put red pepper flakes on your pizza. How about a little extra parm?
00:10:40garlic powder for life
00:10:42We noticed hey, yo, I just want to taste the tomato sauce
00:10:46Not stale oregano there
00:10:53All right, this is the first hot spot the movies are fighting each other that's a first
00:10:59They've been exposed to too much pheromone plus they're probably hungry
00:11:05We've got just what the doctor ordered I
00:11:09Hate to say it but we should subdue them first
00:11:12Toss a pizza into this equation. We'll be throwing raw meat into a den of starving lions
00:11:19Agree, let's knock him out then drop off the saw
00:11:42Yeah
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00:13:01Come on
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00:14:31All clear bebop
00:14:38Somebody ordered delivery
00:14:43Don't mind the smell fellas
00:14:54Thanks B, let's head to the next hot spot
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00:15:10Maybe taking the subway wasn't the best idea. That's this way to get to the center of the riot traffic's a mess up there
00:15:17So while this plan is totally working
00:15:19I still think mine would have been better pack medicines for a garden with movies for a comedy tour fire
00:15:24Anti-pheromone into the crowd with t-shirt cannons. We don't have the money to book a big enough back
00:15:29Hello, can't get some I've been workshopping some top-goal movie here. How many can MSG hold?
00:15:35Thousand that'd be a lot of empty seats
00:15:40Not there
00:15:54Yeah
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00:17:17Okay time to find the last newbie hotspot
00:17:24Oh
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00:18:24Yeah
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00:19:21It's for your own good trust us you close rock I've been hot pizza coming at you
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00:19:33Don't let it burn your tongues or wherever else you keep your taste buds
00:19:43Pizza makes everything better. You'll see right, right
00:19:57Our work is done here, let's head home and give these guys some space to chow down well done everybody
00:20:27Hey
00:20:29Leo when's April's report gonna drop? I can't wait to see footage of chilled-out newbies
00:20:34Dude, we should celebrate the end of this crisis with a block party. We can have bouncy castles dunk tanks
00:20:42nonverbal newbie a cappella performances
00:20:45fur-braiding seminars
00:20:47guys
00:20:48April just texted me a string of poop emojis
00:20:52And the report just went live
00:20:54Now I'm scared to watch
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00:21:02Hey
00:21:04We need to talk. I was hoping to start this report with the simple phrase. It's over instead
00:21:10Here's my cold open. Oops in between protecting the city from newbies
00:21:15The karate turtles have been working with Sai Modi to develop an anti pheromone and
00:21:21They did it so they along with yours truly
00:21:25Topped pizzas with the cure. We distributed this pizza cure to newbies in all five boroughs
00:21:31But somehow the cure was anything but the newbies who ate the pizza
00:21:40Feral stronger wilder
00:21:43Scarier than ever before. I'm not sure how this could have happened
00:21:48But I best believe
00:21:49O'Neill is on the case keep your wits about you folks and face up as I get to the bottom of this latest twist
00:21:57Oh, Hannah, sorry again
00:22:07What the actual heck that went feral just like wingnut this is insane now
00:22:13We have a whole city full of supercharged newbies
00:22:16Did Sai like make a bad batch or something because it kind of seems like we got Omega pizzas when we ordered the anti pheromone
00:22:23He's blowing up my phone right now says he's sure he gave us the correct topping then somewhere between the lab and the mopeds
00:22:30Someone sabotaged us
00:22:33What?
00:22:34Who would do that? There were a lot of chefs in that kitchen
00:22:38um
00:22:39guys
00:22:41What is it Mikey I may have eaten a slice of that pizza on the way home
00:22:46You did what I know was meant for the pheromone newbies, but there was a ton of extra
00:22:51You didn't have a prescription for that pie Donnie. How much time do we have? How should I know guys?
00:22:58I'm scared
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00:23:41Don't care if I ever leave the sewers again right now. I have to find my brother
00:23:45Boys what's going on? Why are there only three of you Mikey got pheromone?
00:23:50He locked us in here and took off what we know we know
00:23:55What's rule number one in this family step out of the room if you need to pass gas?
00:24:00That's number six not that Donnie would know saying always stick together
00:24:06Punish us later dad. Yeah, I don't care if I ever leave the sewers again right now
00:24:10I have to find my brother
00:24:15Well you won't find him in the sewers this is not the first time Michelangelo has run away from home really
00:24:23When you were toddlers I brought home a toy cement mixer
00:24:28But the three of you would not give Mikey a turn. He was so short. You just played keep away
00:24:34I literally have no memory of that
00:24:37That does sound like something we would do to be honest after bedtime
00:24:40I caught Mikey sneaking out of your room
00:24:44I followed him all the way to a manhole by the highway
00:24:47He just wanted to see a cement mixer a real cement mixer anyone else feeling crippling guilt right now
00:24:54Don't we had a nice father-son moment just the two of us
00:24:59So wait are you implying Mikey maybe went back to that spot now if the Omega pheromone turned Mikey into an animal?
00:25:06His hatchling instincts could totally be driving go my son bring me back my baby. Yeah, I mean we're there
00:25:25Okay, what shall I do today?
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00:26:45Okay, this is the tunnel splinter told us to take to the highway hard to imagine four-year-old Mikey walking this maze all by himself
00:26:51You know totally picture the kids storming off determined to get what he wants
00:27:06I'll get you
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00:28:06We did it
00:28:31Oh
00:28:35Hey dad, I just wanted to say
00:28:38Thanks for not completely freaking out back there, but we totally thought you were gonna permaground us boys really think I'm back
00:28:45There was no manual for raising quadruplets as a single father. I made every mistake
00:28:51You can see I gave you bottles before bed without brushing your teeth
00:28:56I taught you to run by dressing up as a raccoon and chasing you through the sewer
00:29:03Didn't know it was just
00:29:26I
00:29:57Well done awesome
00:30:09Dad was right there. He is Mikey yo Mikey. It's us your brothers
00:30:17He's running away
00:30:25He's running away
00:30:31Hang it out of the way newbies we're coming Mike
00:30:37Hey dad
00:30:46I know I missed you
00:31:17Sorry
00:31:34Nice Mikey will be okay
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00:32:49Sorry
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00:33:20Didn't realize turtles can make that noise they do in their corner
00:33:24I'm sorry Mikey, but we have to knock you out. It's for your own good
00:33:35This feels wrong just pretend we're back in the dojo, but without the sparring gloves
00:33:40I
00:33:45Sorry about the toy truck Mikey we didn't know how much it meant to you
00:33:51Told him you're making it worse. I think he wants you to apologize rap
00:33:55You were probably the one holding it. You're the tallest. This is how the ooze made me baby big is beautiful
00:34:10Yeah
00:34:25Talk to take down that kid if he was half as effective as a teammate as he was a mini boss
00:34:30We
00:34:34Would have wrecked Kami's plan by now, let's get out of here before a cement mixer drives by it rouses him
00:34:40That was cool, wasn't it?
00:35:00Here
00:35:04You go Mikey
00:35:06Sicilian pie with a heavy sprinkling of anti-pheromone. I can't believe you guys can even look at pizza right now
00:35:14Check it. He's sleep-smelling
00:35:17Where?
00:35:19Where am I?
00:35:21Mikey
00:35:22My son
00:35:24You in there, bro. Oh
00:35:26dude
00:35:28How bad was I on a scale from Genghis to wingman we nipped it in the bud pretty quick
00:35:34It never escalated to the villainous scheme phase. Oh
00:35:37Hey, bro. Thanks for the sick visit. Of course. I gotta take care of my crew plus
00:35:43I got some news for you all there's been a Kami sighting what?
00:35:48no way a
00:35:50Follower sent me footage of Kami rabble rousing feral newbies in lower, Manhattan
00:35:55Of course, this is like the fulfillment of her whole evil plan have the newbies rise up and take over New York City
00:36:02Well guys, I think we know who poisoned the pizza. Yeah, but how I don't know dude
00:36:07She's an invisible chameleon. She could have been camouflaged in that kitchen for all we know
00:36:12It doesn't matter how we gotta go stop her you need to rest not when the fate of the city hangs in the balance
00:36:19Save it for the close-up Mike. It was a lot quieter with you gone, but he missed you
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00:43:03Leo could use some help here
00:43:12Sorry about that
00:43:25Oh
00:43:50Hey
00:43:55Oh
00:44:09Leo could use some help here
00:44:16Much better
00:44:25Oh
00:44:37Stay away high score
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00:46:18That wasn't that hard
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00:50:15Yeah, we did it
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00:51:26Well done
00:51:39I'll get you
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00:51:57Yeah
00:52:23Time to move
00:52:27Yeah
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00:53:51I'll get you
00:53:57Yeah
00:54:04That was cool, wasn't it
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00:57:57I'll get you
00:58:27Yeah
00:58:57Yeah, we did it
00:59:27Yeah
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01:00:55Every complete
01:01:00Yeah
01:01:30I'll get you
01:02:00Yeah
01:02:22Come on
01:02:30Yeah
01:02:41Mission complete
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01:03:39The streets do seem a bit more dangerous with the fear of media, let's head downtown once and for all
01:03:53I'll get you
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01:05:00Yeah, we did it
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01:05:57I'm going to make that chameleon pay for this. Yeah going feral does not feel good guys
01:06:02Zero out of ten would not recommend
01:06:05Can't believe she's doing it to all the newbies. She'll do it to all of us if we let her let's stop this
01:06:12Hey
01:06:26Yeah, well done
01:06:32You
01:06:48I'll get you
01:07:02I
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01:08:02A whole bunch of feral movies
01:08:19Our movement grows
01:08:24Only because you poisoned the pizza that was supposed to cure them
01:08:27I
01:08:30Don't know what you're talking about, but why would anyone want to cure this?
01:08:37Behold
01:08:40We're finally free to flash our beautiful hides in the open now
01:08:45It's the humans who are afraid to leave their homes
01:08:51Yes, there's a bit of a problem for us humans are our friends
01:08:58Friends people tire of pets
01:09:01Today, you're a new puppy tomorrow. You'll be tangled up with five other canines on a dog walkers multi-leash
01:09:13I know friendship when I feel it. It's when your podcast co-hosts tease you up for a joke
01:09:22Or you hot rod a drone with a path
01:09:28When you share a swim lane and somehow never managed to bump into each other
01:09:35When you rally a kickball team from certain defeat and rush them out
01:09:38I can tell by the look in your eye that you haven't felt friendship Kami, and I'm sorry for that
01:09:48The look you're seeing is disappointment you four have been over socialized domesticated
01:09:57Crowd rise up destroy these collaborators
01:10:06I'll get you
01:10:16Come on
01:10:27Yeah
01:10:31Sorry
01:10:37Awesome
01:10:39That hurt
01:10:55You fight well
01:10:59Revolution I could use ninja bodyguards. Why are you saying anything?
01:11:10You smell too nice
01:11:12Don't want your pheromone to practice very important position
01:11:16There's nothing creepy about
01:11:19What human society will tell you
01:11:24I'll be committed to the name
01:11:40Oh
01:11:49Yummy
01:11:54Not there
01:11:57So what exactly happens to the humans
01:12:01They can move to the suburb
01:12:03Well, that's a step up from superfly
01:12:07You can't kick people out of their homes
01:12:10How they used to be a forest
01:12:13Plums about evicting the squirrels
01:12:17Taking what's ours
01:12:32Got her
01:12:36Hey
01:12:42Why are the newbies running away stampede
01:12:50Look a TCR Ivan fans for cutting up the side streets
01:13:06Oh
01:13:08Oh
01:13:30No, no cages it wasn't meant to be like this
01:13:39Hey, Kimmy, we got to get out of here before they round us up. We've actually been captured by TCR I before I'm still
01:13:51Yet you still defend humans we can debate on the way home
01:13:56Come on let's get you somewhere safe
01:14:00I'm sorry
01:14:03You
01:14:05Kimmy wait time for us to disappear. Let's go
01:14:11Well done everybody
01:14:33You
01:14:35It's been a wild 24 hours folks after feral newbies descended upon lower, Manhattan
01:14:42TCR I agents crashed the party forcing them to wear some kind of headset thingamajig
01:14:48TCR I is calling these corrective augmented reality
01:14:53headsets they apparently
01:14:55Use sensory therapy to relieve the pressure of mutants animal instincts
01:15:01Making them way more
01:15:03Cooperative or whatever. Okay. This is straight-up evil
01:15:08Speaking of evil the city just announced a security contract with TCR
01:15:13I to handle the mutant problem guys
01:15:16This is way too much dystopia for one afternoon, but keep a lot here as I stay focused on holding
01:15:23TCR I accountable
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01:15:40Really cool of all shouldn't stay open late. Yeah, we just needed a minute to like process
01:15:45I think you're the ones doing him a favor
01:15:49People see you turtles in the window. They know it's safe to come in. So martial law is bad for business, huh?
01:15:56Actually TCR I agents have been coming in here to get their caffeine fix and one of them spilled the tea
01:16:04Ocean doesn't have time to be mopping up Earl Grey. No, no, not actual tea Raph
01:16:09Hot goss is TCR I captured an entire encampment of newbies put helmets on every one of them
01:16:18Now they're going to mind control those movies into bringing others into the fold
01:16:23Sounds like IRL zombie tag
01:16:26Say we liberated this camp of newbies that would pump the brakes on TCR I zombie apocalypse, right?
01:16:32Anything we can do to grind their gears is a positive at this point. It's settled then. Our next objective is that camp
01:16:39I
01:16:50Okay, what shall I do today
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