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00:00Okay, team, let's make our way to the station where the mewbies are blocking the tracks.
00:10Wait, can I try that again?
00:11I feel like I should be playing it more cool.
00:14Sorry, it's the news.
00:15You only get one take.
00:17So are you, like, live streaming right now, April?
00:20You bet.
00:21How many viewers do we have?
00:22Uh, just a few thousand.
00:23These are off-peak hours for the socials.
00:24Just a few thousand, eh?
00:25Huh, okay.
00:27Okay, nice humblebrag.
00:28Turns out, tossing turtles are totally trending.
00:29Also, I stepped up my hashtag game.
00:30Hashtag ninja-lite.
00:31Uh, hashtag painful.
00:32Okay, team, let's make our way to the station where the mewbies are blocking the tracks.
00:33Wait, can I try that again?
00:34I feel like I should be playing it more cool.
00:35Sorry, it's the news.
00:36You only get one take.
00:37So are you, like, live streaming right now, April?
00:38You bet.
00:39How many viewers do we have?
00:40Uh, just a few thousand.
00:41These are off-peak hours for the socials.
00:42Just a few thousand, eh?
00:43Huh, okay.
00:44Okay, nice humblebrag.
00:45Turns out, tossing turtles are totally trending.
00:46Also, I stepped up my hashtag game.
00:47Hashtag ninja-lite.
00:48Okay, nice humblebrag.
01:13Okay, nice humblebrag.
01:41Okay, nice humblebrag.
02:09Okay, nice humblebrag.
02:39Okay, nice humblebrag.
03:07Not a lot of people here.
03:08What did you expect?
03:09There's a mewbie infestation, and they're bigger than rats.
03:12Just a couple of stops and we get to see it ourselves.
03:38Okay, nice humblebrag.
04:07Okay, nice humblebrag.
04:36Guys, we did it!
04:42So, if TCRI is calling you a reject group, what's an approved group?
04:47Yeah, if we grew up in one of their test tubes or whatever, would we be approved?
04:51Some of us are definitely still in beta.
04:54Aw, come on, Franklin!
04:56Sorry, not how it used to be.
04:58Me?
04:59What's wrong with me?
05:00Creepy TCRI scientist log.
05:02Subject 603456 will not stop talking.
05:05Adjust ooze seasoning and retry experiment.
05:30Can you even imagine multiple Mikey's?
05:42Are you kidding?
05:43That would be awesome!
05:44I would have so many best friends.
05:46I officially regret miking you guys up.
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07:02Sorry about that
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07:17Just look at those colors.
07:22Much better.
07:28Wow, actual mole people.
07:34Let's make this nice and clean, folks.
07:36No showing off for camera.
07:39Turtles!
07:42About time you showed up.
07:44Leatherhead?
07:45What are you doing here?
07:48Commuting.
07:49What does it look like?
07:50That's cool.
07:51I just didn't realize you were comfortable riding public transportation.
07:55Best thing for this doomed planet, really.
07:57I think what Mikey meant was, we're surprised you're okay with all the stairs.
08:02Why?
08:03Because I'm a giant crocodile?
08:05Your words, not ours.
08:07Yeah, but I'm completely incognito in this leather fedora I whipped up.
08:12Well...
08:13Quit gagging over my 1940s detective realness and clear the tracks.
08:18I'm late for a scrap sale.
08:19Let's get this train moving.
09:50Now, that's a clear tunnel.
09:55I could shine a light all the way to 96th Street.
09:58Thanks for unsticking us, Turtles.
10:00I'll knit you some nice full sweaters.
10:03Stand clear of the closing doors.
10:05Oh no.
10:06I thought you retired your conductor voice when you grew out of your model train phase.
10:11Phase?
10:12Railfan for life, brah.
10:15That wasn't that hard.
10:18Alright, who's going to do the post-game interview?
10:41Typically, that's the MVP, so I guess me?
10:44But Mikey's going to pout if he doesn't get the attention, so go ahead, little bro.
10:48Yeah, I'm not sure an on-screen gig for the local news is really my brand.
10:51Uh, maybe we do need another take.
10:54This time, more happy you saved the MTA?
10:57Why?
10:58It's not like we can ride it to high school.
10:59By the time they lift curfew, we'll have gone our GEDs.
11:02Okay, but is that just a little bit...
11:05I don't know.
11:06Fleek?
11:07Just like Donnie's career prospects as a scientist?
11:09After his bogus idea that stopping the pheromone would fix everything?
11:13It's true.
11:14We're doomed.
11:16I'd crawl back into my shell if I still fit.
11:18Whoa, guys.
11:19What is going on?
11:21You four are usually a lot more, you know, positive.
11:24We're jaded, April O'Neil.
11:26We've hit rock bottom, and we're embracing our gritty new identities.
11:29That was fast.
11:31Isn't that what human girls are attracted to?
11:33Men who are clear-eyed and stoic?
11:35What the actual flip, Leonardo?
11:37Yeah, maybe my grandma liked Clint Eastwood?
11:40I don't know.
11:41Take it easy, Castanova.
11:42I know we told you to release your inhibitions, but...
11:46Wait, did you just say inhibitions?
11:49Yeah, so?
11:50So?
11:51Isn't Cammy's whole evil plan to release mutants' inhibitions
11:55so they can rise up and take over New York or whatever?
11:58That sounds scary.
11:59I think y'all just got pheromoned.
12:05Boof.
12:09Whoa, look at all that purple dust.
12:12She must be using the subway ventilation system to spread the pheromone.
12:16Dang, not only does she smell good, she's also, like, really smart.
12:20Uh, let's get out of here. Now.
12:31Thanks for rushing over, Cy.
12:33I'm not studying to become the type of doctor that makes house calls.
12:36But this is no ordinary house.
12:38I already feel a million times better.
12:40Just a little bit of fresh air to clear the lungs.
12:42But how long will this air be safe to breathe?
12:44Fair worry.
12:45If Cammy is spreading the pheromone via the subway,
12:47it's only a matter of time before those particles waft into the sewers.
12:51We have to keep Dad safe.
12:53Plus, can you imagine if all of our friends went into frenemy mode at once?
12:57That's a boss rush we aren't ready to handle.
12:59We need to create a clean room.
13:00Really?
13:01This actually is pretty tidy by our standards.
13:03That stack of pizza boxes is supposed to be an ottoman.
13:06No, I mean clean room in the laboratory sense.
13:09You know all that steam rising from the grates in Times Square?
13:12That's exhaust from the underground.
13:14If we could reverse that flow and bring air into the sewers,
13:18it would create positive air pressure.
13:20There'd simply be no room for pheromone particles to squeeze their way in from the subway.
13:24Mind blown.
13:26Actually, there is a ventilation shaft not too far from here.
13:29We used to play hide and seek there all the time.
13:32Perfect. I'll go with you.
13:34See if I can reverse the flow.
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17:15Ok turtles,
17:17I'll use the Pheromone Detector
17:19to identify and defeat
17:213 contagious Mewbies,
17:23that will allow me to triangulate
17:25the location of the Vector Mew
17:59I need to swap this out.
18:56Peace!
19:10Rise and shine!
19:23Take that!
19:32It worked!
19:33With these three pheromone samples, I've extrapolated the likely coordinates of the vector mutant.
19:38Move out!
19:53We're approaching the vector mutant. Exercise caution.
19:56Given the nature of its unstable DNA, it's likely to sport particularly nasty adaptations.
20:12That's not funny.
20:16Peace!
20:22I need to swap this out.
20:36Peace!
20:49Bravo, Turtles! You stopped the contagion at its source!
20:52Don't forget to collect a biogenetic sample of hair or nail clippings to do, so I can turbocharge my mutant deletion.
20:59Gross!
21:00That was fun!
21:28Welcome!
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27:14Let's go!
27:16Alright, Turtles! I sent the customer's address to your phones.
27:20Now get a move on, so we can uphold our straight-out-of-the-oven guarantee!
27:49Come back!
28:18Fresh from the oven to the client's hands!
28:32Fresh from the oven to the client's hands!
28:34Perfect!
28:35Perfect!
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30:03Perfect!
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31:00Perfect!
31:28Perfect!
31:55Let's get to the stadium, guys!
32:12Oh, come on!
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34:03Peace!
34:19Peace!
34:48Not so fast!
35:17Time to eject these newbies from the game!
35:31While I hate to play the role of spoiler, Leo's match is just too important.
35:35True. These guys will ultimately benefit from the good PR.
35:40I feel like there's a red card joke to be made here.
35:42Too bad it's the wrong sport.
35:49That's not funny.
36:20Nice shot!
36:49Ouch!
36:54Peace!
36:57Can't we talk this out?
37:07We did it! Game on!
37:11Where's the announcer booth?
37:13I'm totally calling your game.
37:17I'll do color commentary.
37:20I'll be at concession.
37:25Cowabunga!
38:16Looking good.
40:16Okay, gang, this way to the pool.
40:41We have to make sure Emily gets a chance to compete in the Paralympics.
41:03Come on! Take it easy!
41:06It hurts!
41:09Come on! Take it easy!
41:11It hurts!
41:41Sorry!
42:09Come on!
42:38That's a lot of newbies. No wonder they had to cancel all the trials.
42:42Seeing them all here, it does make me think it would be cool to have an Olympics just for mutants.
42:47I'd watch Hippos on Ice.
43:16Come on! Take it easy!
43:45It hurts!
44:05Hey!
44:17Show him, Mikey!
44:31That's it. We cleared the pool area.
44:33I think it's just in time to keep the qualifiers on track.
44:36I'll let Emily know.
44:41Mission complete!
45:40Come on!
46:09Come on!
46:38Come on!
47:07Come on!
47:26This way to the Bashar's construction site.
47:28And thanks for coming with, guys.
47:30No problem.
47:31We gotta save that spicy little chicken nugget.
47:34Ow! I don't think that's a good role call for the armored armadillo.
47:59Hey!
48:29No way!
48:47Mikey, time to shine!
49:17Leo, could use some help here.
49:41Good pizza.
49:52Sorry about that.
50:53Come on!
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54:14Wasn't that hard.
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