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00:00:00Stores this way still can't believe they burgled a mom-and-pop not a great look
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00:01:02Hey, why is that your take home for April because it's our song I guess does she know it's your song
00:01:08It was playing on the radio during our first date. You mean a time you accidentally bumped into her at the bodega
00:01:13I had just texted that I was hankering for a baby. She knows my favorite corner store
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00:02:06Hey, how come we don't have questions each have your important. Oh, I was wondering why you seem so deaf
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00:03:05Pondo what are you doing here?
00:03:08Soaking in this glorious drop from New York City's hottest new street artist
00:03:13You mean the graffiti isn't it amazing the use of chiaroscuro?
00:03:21You should get out of here man, this place is dangerous
00:03:23Art is forged in conflict Raphael something your namesake would understand if I wanted bourgeois art
00:03:30I'd be at the Met right now
00:03:33Which speaking of we should totally go to the Met. There's an awesome exhibit featuring 19th century German oil painting
00:03:42It'll have to be a rain check mondo, we're literally mid-combat
00:03:47Don't let life pass you by without appreciating art my dudes ciao
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00:05:38Okay, here we are let's look for that AV store
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00:05:52This is the store bebop and Rocksteady broke into
00:05:56It's an old school AV place. They don't make them like this anymore
00:06:02We should clean up these movie Raiders and they say Black Friday is the worst time of the year to shop
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00:07:16Hey you guys seeing this. You're still here. I thought we told you to hang back
00:07:22Aren't you glad I didn't have a look
00:07:25Whose account is this?
00:07:29Be steady, it's beep up and Rocksteady's DJ name
00:07:33Wait, they're in a band. Oh
00:07:36Yeah, dudes, it's actually pretty fresh it's kind of like trance meets R&B perfect for an extended sketching sesh
00:07:44Looks like they just posted a new reel. They think us mutants are a nuisance now
00:07:49They ain't heard nothing yet. Join us for the first stop in the be steady arena tour
00:07:55I don't you'll be able to hear us all the way from the Tappan Z to the Verrazano
00:08:01So they're planning a loud concert
00:08:04Yo, check out Street view on my phone compare the picture of the storefront to the actual storefront what's missing a dozen enormous speakers?
00:08:11I recognize those amps that's enough decibels to make an entire borough feel like they've got front-row seats
00:08:17So that's bebop and Rocksteady's grandiose act of protest overwhelmed 3-1-1 with noise complaints
00:08:23They perform at top volume. They could actually create a sonic boom that would shatter every window within earshot
00:08:31They could go to jail
00:08:33We have to stop them
00:08:36Concert date and location are in the bio. Hmm. Looks like we have a little bit of time to kill
00:08:42Come by my gallery at the co-existing Center. There's something I have to show you guys cowabunga
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00:09:24Leonardo
00:09:27I'm awake
00:09:28Sorry, this mat is surprisingly comfy. If you fall asleep during a real fight the enemy will take advantage
00:09:37Draw on your face with magic marker
00:09:40These 4 a.m. Dojo sessions still necessary dad. Yeah, we got real enemies now
00:09:47We don't want to tire ourselves out before actual combat
00:09:50I've already taken your stamina into consideration
00:09:54That is why today we will do battle using only our minds
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00:10:03Finally, should I run in my room and grab Bernard's bestiary your day-to-day opponents can serve as inspiration
00:10:11So what we're supposed to daydream about newbies. I
00:10:15Will lead a guided meditation
00:10:18You boys have fought well these past weeks, but you can't get
00:10:23Complacent you must imagine
00:10:26Unusual enemy tactics. So when they happen for you, you're ready. I get it mental reps
00:10:33Now close your eyes
00:10:36Let your physical surroundings melt away
00:10:41doodly-doo doodly-doo
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00:11:31Feel bad not sucking these dudes even for make-believe you must defeat them all before the rescue helicopter
00:11:37All right. Okay. I'm picturing this you guys. Yep. We're surrounded
00:11:43stingers everywhere
00:11:46Really I'm seeing tons of those trash crap that works, too
00:11:53Maybe we should go with the mix seems easier to coordinate. I am sitting a timer. I'll see you on the other side
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00:12:11Shoot was I supposed to get my usual pep talk. We may have our shells to the wall, but we still have each other
00:12:19Why are you jealous I'm literally sitting right next yeah, can we skip the imaginary secret?
00:12:25I'm plenty motivated by the idea. I'm gonna dream up some more
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00:13:09Time we did it they didn't stand a chance
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00:13:36Hey, where's the helicopter I see it
00:13:38Get to the chopper. Guess your imaginations busted. Sorry Raph cleared for takeoff
00:13:44What hey, wait, don't pretend leave without me. We can't hear you. They gave us those big headphone things
00:13:51I can read his lips, even though he's getting smaller and smaller
00:13:55He says we can eat his leftover peptide since he won't be around to enjoy that is a hero
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00:14:04So can you feel your brains getting bigger? It is kind of helpful to think through different scenarios
00:14:10That's why I've been saying we should play mazes and monsters. I
00:14:14Know you boys are over programmed teenagers now
00:14:17But whenever you have the chance come down to the dojo for more guided meditation
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00:14:30Mental aspect of ninjitsu
00:14:33Eclipses the physical into the panda part 3
00:14:37Classic let's rewatch it tonight
00:14:54Okay, what shall I do today?
00:15:06Guys I'm gonna do a podcast
00:15:08We are not turning our closet into a recording studio again
00:15:13This one's legit
00:15:14We're actually recording at the co-existing Center
00:15:17Remember the AV store bebop and rocks that he stole from turns out the owner's son has a show where he interviews local heroes
00:15:24So, why do you reach out to you? Aren't the four of us technically co-heroes?
00:15:29Yeah, but I'm the only one with an agent
00:15:31Wait, you have an agent
00:15:34Yep
00:15:36Who?
00:15:37Genghis
00:15:39Genghis frog is your agent. He's very proactive. He's been pinning up my head shot at coffee shop cork boards all over town
00:15:46No further questions, please
00:15:49Just some advice based on our ill-fated pizza underground podcast breathe
00:15:54The editor needs places to cut cut I'm gonna be dropping pure gold. Oh
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00:21:54Looking good over here
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00:28:52Okay, what shall I do today
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00:30:02Already bad enough of all the movie ruckus run breaking
00:30:14Not fair
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00:30:56Well done
00:30:58We're
00:31:01Almost at bebop and rocksteady's concert. I think I can actually hear them warming up. Not good. We're still a few blocks away
00:31:10These newbies seem particularly um, yeah, let's clear our way to the stadium fast so we can prevent that sonic boom
00:31:26Come on
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00:32:28Okay, I can hear the music let's end this show
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00:33:19Awesome
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00:33:50There they are
00:33:55Look raise the front name
00:33:58What
00:34:01Right, what are you doing up there? Why didn't you tell us this is what bebop and rocksteady we're playing
00:34:14Is it me or does he just sing his name to avoid the tough questions
00:34:20Bebop rocksteady you guys have done plug
00:34:28I see that as more of a mean career move
00:34:34Besides you don't want to hear bebop without auto-tune
00:34:40Says the Rhino who never lets me shit in the mix chair
00:34:46You broke the last two chairs
00:34:49That a pink joke cuz you ain't exactly a twig
00:34:53Guys
00:34:57You have to shut it down your DJ set is gonna shatter every single window and have three vlog radiance
00:35:07If the city won't have us
00:35:11We'll tear it all down
00:35:17What's come over you two you're leaving us without a choice
00:35:23Let's settle this in the mosh pit
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00:39:14Don't make us hurt you too ray
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00:39:18Sorry guys, I only get paid if I do the whole set that's some gig economy realness right there
00:39:25We could use another hand hauling 600 pounds of large veterinary animal back to the sewers
00:39:31Ray fillet
00:39:36Is that a yes
00:39:40That was cool, wasn't it
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00:40:03Where are we
00:40:05Wait, how did we get?
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00:40:08You know, you're lucky. It's us and not the cops
00:40:11What were you guys thinking with that concert? I wasn't thinking
00:40:16I was having big feelings. I
00:40:18Lost all impulse control. So you guys were like in a trance
00:40:23Trance is a dirty word for us techno purists
00:40:27But yeah, definitely felt out of body
00:40:31Is it the heat?
00:40:34Here have a sip of water don't mind if I do
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00:40:44You trying to kill me with this stuff, whoa, whoa
00:40:50Wait, I'm okay. I'm okay. I felt it coming on again. I've got it under control
00:40:56You felt out of control as soon as you drink that water
00:41:01Now that you mention it. I have been trying to stay extra hydrated these past few weeks
00:41:06But after each glass I pounded I felt worse
00:41:10This sounds insane. But could there be something in the water making you crazy?
00:41:15If that were the case Ray would be crazy too as far as we know Ray's still Ray, right Ray
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00:41:22See normal. Hold up Ray wasn't drinking from the tap
00:41:28That's right. Nothing but canned seltzer for this guy. It's in his rider
00:41:33Apparently the bubbles are good for his laryngitis
00:41:37Laryngitis, I didn't realize you were performing that often right? Are you kidding me? He's a sensation down at the aquarium
00:41:44Sometimes two three bar mitzvahs a day. It's electric boogie. Woogie. Woogie
00:41:51Guys, I'm strongly feeling like you should test the city's water could be carrying some kind of chemical. That's like
00:41:58affecting mutants brains
00:42:00That would also explain why the newbies showed up all we come in peace
00:42:04But now they're all take me to your leader
00:42:07Agreed starting tomorrow. We pursue the water
00:42:18It's been about a week since the city implemented neighborhood based curfews and people are starting to lose patience
00:42:24Cutting New Yorkers off from their bagels with two smears and their spicy fish tacos
00:42:29They're gonna be cranky. We've even started to see the rise of anti mutant groups
00:42:34But is it the mutants own fault that they're causing chaos or something in the water?
00:42:39Making them act that way last night
00:42:41Our karate Turtles put a stop to an illegal concert that nearly registered on the Richter scale the band's frontman
00:42:47Bebop and Rocksteady have since apologized claiming that drinking New York City's tap water made them lose all
00:42:54Control while they atone for their disturbance by volunteering in the community yours truly will be following the water story all the way to its source
00:43:16Our New York City water sampling kit is ready to go
00:43:20Glad we found a use for all those alpine crush empties. Now, where do we get our specimen?
00:43:24We should go somewhere where the newbies are coming into contact with the water
00:43:28Seems like they're really into the public pools. Great to see a community resource gets so much use cool it is
00:43:35But once we have the samples who's gonna do the actual testing I've been texting with Sai Modi
00:43:41He's the biochem grad student who runs stem Club said he'd gladly run our samples through his liquid vapor separator
00:43:48Hmm sounds fancy sounds like a plan. All right team grab your towels. I'll see you poolside
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