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00:00We're here at Hosshoji Temple in Yonagoshi Prefecture.
00:04Hosshoji Temple.
00:05Have you been here before?
00:06I think I've been here before.
00:09You've been here before, haven't you?
00:11Oh, that old man.
00:14Why are you talking about Su-san like that?
00:17If you talk about him like that, he'll come here one day.
00:20That's true.
00:21If he did, he'd be a grandma.
00:24No, he wouldn't be a grandma.
00:27No, he wouldn't be a grandma.
00:30What are you going to do at Hosshoji Temple?
00:33Are you able to free yourself from your daily life?
00:37Of course.
00:38But I don't think you should say that on TV.
00:43Well, I'm an entertainer.
00:46So that's what you're going to do this time.
00:49I'm going to free myself.
00:51Is it okay to be so free?
00:53I don't want to say it in the opening,
00:56but I can't help it because my body is heavy since the last Jujutsu Kaisen.
01:19I'm free.
01:20That's true.
01:22You were more free in the old days.
01:26You were living without thinking about anything.
01:32Is this a shopping street?
01:34This is where Atom was.
01:35What's Atom?
01:36It's an antique shop that Shimone told me to quit here.
01:41You've been to an antique shop, haven't you?
01:42Yes, I have.
01:44When I was in high school, I went to Atom on Gakuen Dori Street.
01:51Atom and Rocket Queen.
01:53That's enough.
01:54You're tired, aren't you?
01:56You're tired, aren't you?
01:57Rocket Queen.
01:59There was Rocket Queen.
02:01You're tired of Jujutsu Kaisen, aren't you?
02:04I know, but...
02:07I think I'll buy this land.
02:09Why?
02:10Because it's open.
02:11You'd better not buy it.
02:13I can't buy it?
02:14You'd better not buy this land.
02:16Why do you say that?
02:17Because it's so open.
02:18It's rude to the land.
02:20You don't have to buy it.
02:21Oh, this is...
02:23What is it?
02:24It's called Shima Toneriko.
02:26It's a strange tree.
02:27I wish it was called Shimane Toriko.
02:29But it's Yonagoya.
02:31I see.
02:32How many leaves are there?
02:34Which one?
02:35The one in front of the stone.
02:38That's called Yomoganemosa.
02:43Yomoganemosa?
02:44It's called Yomoganemosa.
02:46It's poisonous.
02:47Is it poisonous?
02:48Yes.
02:49It's called Yomoganemosa.
02:51Oh, this is...
02:53What is it?
02:55Well...
02:57What is it?
03:00It's called Shitsugaiki-jita.
03:04Shitsugaiki-jita?
03:05It's a place.
03:06It often goes under Shitsugaiki.
03:08That's why it's called Shitsugaiki-jita.
03:10It grows in the air of Shitsugaiki.
03:12The reason is clear.
03:13It's poisonous.
03:14It's poisonous.
03:15It's poisonous.
03:16Where can you find poison in Shitsugaiki?
03:19Here?
03:20Up there?
03:21Here?
03:22Yes, here.
03:23Wow.
03:24What is it?
03:25It's fashionable.
03:27It's fashionable.
03:28It's fashionable, isn't it?
03:29It's fashionable.
03:30It's fashionable.
03:31It feels like...
03:33There are a lot of autographs.
03:34What?
03:35It says, let's form a band.
03:38It's a beard.
03:39Look, it says, let's have a live performance.
03:42Look.
03:45Is it a live house?
03:47It's a sacred place where bearded men used to perform.
03:50Wow.
03:51Bearded men grew up here.
03:54They grew up.
03:55I can hear the sound.
03:58Is it open?
03:59It's open.
04:00What if it's during a live performance?
04:01I don't usually go to a live house.
04:04Oh, I see.
04:05I'm a musician, so I don't usually go to a live house.
04:07You're crazy.
04:09You're crazy.
04:10I've been crazy since I left the venue.
04:13I've been to the event of Meiyo.
04:15I've been to the event of Meiyo.
04:18Can I go in?
04:19Do you want to go in?
04:20I'll go in.
04:22It's open.
04:24It's amazing.
04:25I went to a live house when I was in high school.
04:31It's amazing.
04:32It's a live house.
04:36Wow.
04:37It's amazing.
04:38I miss it.
04:39It's a live house.
04:42It's a live house called Neverland in Nara.
04:45I went there when I was in college.
04:47It's like this.
04:48Wow.
05:05It's amazing.
05:06I miss it.
05:07I miss it a lot.
05:08It's amazing.
05:09Wow.
05:38It's amazing.
05:39I miss it.
05:41Wow.
05:42He's opening it up.
05:43He's opening it up.
05:44I'm so excited.
05:45Hey, you guys.
05:46Yes.
05:47Change.
05:48Change.
05:49Change.
05:50What?
05:51Can I go in?
05:52It's scary.
05:53I'm sorry.
05:54It's scary.
05:55It's amazing.
05:56It's amazing.
05:57It's amazing.
05:58I'm so excited.
05:59You can sit down.
06:01I'm scared.
06:03I'm sorry.
06:05I'm scared.
06:11He's free.
06:13He's free.
06:15First, sit down.
06:17Really?
06:19Please sit down.
06:21You're the one who taught me Jujutsu last week.
06:23No, no, no.
06:25I'm not.
06:27I'm sorry.
06:29Can I put on my clothes?
06:31No, no.
06:33We didn't ask you to take off your clothes.
06:35What's going on?
06:37Are you the owner?
06:39No, I'm not.
06:41Do you call the owner of a live house?
06:43That's a strange introduction.
06:45No, I'm not.
06:47No, you're not.
06:49You're a band man, right?
06:51You have a great voice.
06:53I'm not only a band man,
06:55but also a band man.
06:57Is that okay?
06:59What's going on?
07:01I'm scared.
07:03I'm scared.
07:05Let me go.
07:07You're a band man.
07:09Let me go.
07:11I'm not a band man.
07:13Can you look at me?
07:15Can you look at me?
07:17Can you look at me?
07:19Close your eyes.
07:21Close your eyes.
07:23Close your eyes.
07:25Close your eyes.
07:27Open your eyes.
07:33It's open.
07:35What's going on?
07:37It's open.
07:39Is it hypnotism?
07:41Is it hypnotism?
07:43Is it hypnotism?
07:45Can you hold my hand?
07:47Can you put your thumb out?
07:49Look at the white part of my thumb.
07:51Look at the white part of my thumb.
07:53From now on,
07:55I'm going to hypnotize you
07:57by not opening your hand.
08:053-2-1
08:09If you can open your hand,
08:11open it.
08:13It's open.
08:17Is she the hypnotist?
08:19Yes, that's right.
08:20We're a death metal band, but we also do hypnotism.
08:24That's amazing.
08:26You said you were going to release it, but I thought you were going to release it with death metal.
08:32So you're going to release it with hypnotism?
08:34That's right.
08:35Oh, I see.
08:36I hope you all enjoy it.
08:39I'm looking forward to it.
08:42My name is Pino, and I'm a hypnotist.
08:45I didn't think it would take long for Mr. Kawanishi to do this without explanation.
08:52So I've invited two people who are easy to get on.
08:56Easy to get on?
08:57Can I call them?
08:59Two people who are easy to get on?
09:00Yes.
09:01What do you mean?
09:04Maid, come here.
09:05Maid.
09:06Maid?
09:10You're a maid.
09:11Yes, I'm a maid.
09:12You're a real maid.
09:14What kind of maid?
09:16What?
09:17The maid bar in front of the station is called Caprice.
09:21It's a maid bar with Mr. Mello and Ms. Kanano.
09:23Wait a minute.
09:25It's very suspicious.
09:29It started with Mr. Pino and went up and down.
09:32Why did you call this maid?
09:36I thought I'd call her because she's easy to get on.
09:38What kind of relationship do you have with her?
09:41What kind of relationship do you have with her?
09:43We sometimes meet at this shop.
09:46I see.
09:47Mr. Pino is also doing a hypnosis event.
09:51We're not easy to get on, so we call her.
09:56That's right.
09:57By the way, if you look at the hypnosis,
10:00you can change your perception.
10:03I see.
10:05Are you two easy to get on?
10:07Yes.
10:09Let's take a look.
10:11How long does it take?
10:13I'll show you.
10:15Look.
10:17Close your eyes.
10:1919, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
10:22If you count three, you'll wake up comfortably.
10:27Mr. Yamauchi, who is usually funny,
10:31is very funny just by looking at him.
10:35He's even funnier when he jokes.
10:38He's so funny that I can't help laughing.
10:41If you count three, you'll wake up comfortably.
10:43Good morning.
10:45It's Mr. Yamauchi.
10:48Can I ask you to make a joke?
10:531, 2, 3.
10:58It's even funnier.
11:02Can I ask you to do it again?
11:06Bokura no umarete kuru zutto zutto.
11:11What are you doing?
11:15Why are you being cornered?
11:18You're being cornered more and more.
11:20It's not a joke.
11:22It doesn't matter.
11:24It doesn't matter.
11:26It's not a joke.
11:28It's not a rhythm joke.
11:30It's not a rhythm joke.
11:32You're being cornered a lot.
11:35You don't have to put so much pressure on me.
11:37You don't have to make a weird face.
11:39You don't have to do anything.
11:41Why are you turning the other way?
11:43I'll do it.
11:47I like you.
11:50It's not funny.
11:52It's not funny.
11:54It's not funny.
11:56It's not funny.
11:58Look at me.
12:02It's 2 times funnier.
12:043 times funnier.
12:054 times funnier.
12:06It's getting funnier.
12:08Look at that face.
12:10It's funny.
12:12It's getting funnier.
12:13You're being bullied.
12:15What did you do?
12:18I was just grinning.
12:20You're being cornered.
12:22I was grinning.
12:25It's a bad atmosphere.
12:27It's a bad atmosphere.
12:29It's dangerous.
12:31You're listening to the hypnosis, right?
12:34Yes, I'm listening.
12:36I can make you hate me.
12:38Can I?
12:39I'm smiling now.
12:40Yes.
12:41Are you really hypnotized?
12:43Yes.
12:44It's the first time for a hypnotist to bring a hypnotist.
12:50It's the first time.
12:53I'll make you hate me.
12:55I love you.
12:57Look at me.
12:59Close your eyes.
13:00Close your eyes.
13:0119, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13:03When you count to three, you'll wake up.
13:08The hate you have in your head is in Kamaitachi.
13:18You hate Kamaitachi.
13:21You hate that rotten comedian.
13:23Rotten comedian?
13:24You hate him so much that you don't want to make eye contact with him.
13:28I'm Pinocchio.
13:29When you count to three, you'll wake up.
13:31One, two, three.
13:32Good morning.
13:33Huh?
13:38You hate him even more.
13:40He's so excited that he's calling us rotten comedian.
13:44Can I shake your hand?
13:47Yes.
13:56Down.
13:59I'm going to smack you even more.
14:02You said you hate us.
14:03You hate us.
14:08I don't think you're in my head.
14:11You're in my head, right?
14:14That's what I'm saying.
14:15So you're saying that you're going to be more aggressive than usual?
14:18The situation is a little different than usual, so I'm going to turn the camera.
14:22It's not in.
14:23What?
14:24It's not in.
14:25It's not in.
14:26This is the first time I've heard this from a hypnotist.
14:29It's not in.
14:31It's not in.
14:33This is bad.
14:34This is bad.
14:38Even we could tell that it wasn't in.
14:40That's right.
14:41The two of them were smiling.
14:43Can you go a little deeper?
14:45A little deeper?
14:46What do you want me to do?
14:48As long as you don't hate it.
14:49As long as I don't hate it.
14:50You don't have to slow down at all.
14:52We want to see it when it's in.
14:54I understand.
14:55Please take a look.
14:56Take a good look.
14:58Sleep.
14:59You'll fall asleep.
15:0019, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
15:02Next, you'll wake up with your head in a daze.
15:041, 2, 3.
15:06Look.
15:07Sleep.
15:08You'll fall asleep.
15:0919, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
15:10You'll go deeper and deeper.
15:14I hate it.
15:15Count to three and you'll wake up.
15:18When you wake up,
15:20you'll hate those Kabai.
15:24You'll hate them.
15:25You'll absolutely hate them.
15:27Count to three and you'll wake up.
15:291, 2, 3.
15:30Good morning.
15:31I hate them.
15:32I absolutely hate them.
15:33I hate them.
15:34I can't even look at them.
15:35I hate them.
15:41Let's shake hands.
15:43Shake hands.
15:44Shake hands.
15:47Shake hands.
15:49I did it.
15:51P-san.
15:52P-san.
15:53P-san, by the way, are you wearing this?
15:55No, I'm not.
15:58What's going on?
16:00It's easy to get caught.
16:01Did you bring them here?
16:03No, I didn't.
16:04I think both of you
16:07love Kamaitachi-san.
16:09You're saying that Anji is hard to get in.
16:11Yes, he's hard to get in.
16:12I love him.
16:13How can he be easy to get in?
16:15But looking at the atmosphere,
16:18I think I understand what you're saying.
16:20I understand.
16:21You're going to use all of your strength
16:23and do everything that Pino-san says.
16:25That's right.
16:26I want you to do that for us.
16:28I understand.
16:29I think you'll definitely get caught.
16:31I understand.
16:32Please drop them.
16:34I like these two
16:36because they're cute and charming.
16:38I like them.
16:40I want you to drop the Anji that I don't like.
16:42I understand.
16:43They're so cute.
16:45I'm going to show you the momentary Anji.
16:48Look at this.
16:50Look closely.
16:52Close your eyes.
16:53Sleep.
16:54Drop them.
16:5519, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
16:58When you count to three,
17:00you'll wake up.
17:01When you wake up,
17:02you'll hate the person next to you.
17:05One, two, three.
17:06Good morning.
17:07I think I've heard that before.
17:10Let's shake hands.
17:13Please shake hands.
17:25Pino-san, this is...
17:27Kakattara?
17:34What is this?
17:38What is this?
17:40Kakattara?
17:41It's Kakattara.
17:43This is...
17:44I think Pino-san is amazing.
17:47If you get so much attention,
17:51you get nervous.
17:52You have to translate.
17:54I think that's a big problem.
17:56I see.
17:57But if it ends like this,
17:59Pino-san won't be able to sleep.
18:02I don't think that's good.
18:04I see.
18:05I'll let you do it, but...
18:09I'll let you do it.
18:11You'll let me do it?
18:12I'll let you do it, but...
18:15Can you do it?
18:18Me?
18:22What kind of situation is this?
18:25It hasn't started yet,
18:27and no one has done it yet.
18:30I'll let you do it deep.
18:33I'll let you do it deep.
18:35I'll let you do it deep,
18:36and make them hate you.
18:38Let's do that.
18:39Sit on the chair.
18:40Deep.
18:41If you do it twice in a row,
18:43it's deep.
18:44Let's do it deep.
18:45Are you ready?
18:46Breathe in through your nose.
18:48Exhale.
18:49One more time.
18:51Exhale.
18:53Look at the tip of your fingers.
18:57Are you ready?
18:58Relax your whole body.
18:593, 2, 1.
19:00Good morning.
19:01Good morning.
19:02What are you doing?
19:03Hey, Pinot!
19:04Pinot!
19:05Which one?
19:06Which one?
19:07Well...
19:08Look at me.
19:10I'll fall asleep.
19:121, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
19:14I'll wake up with my head still.
19:173, 2, 1.
19:18Good morning.
19:19Look at me.
19:203, 2, 1.
19:21I'll fall asleep.
19:221, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
19:23If you count three,
19:25you'll wake up comfortably.
19:26If you wake up comfortably,
19:28I hate the maid next to me.
19:31One, two, three.
19:32Good morning.
19:33I think she'll fall asleep.
19:35I hate her.
19:38She has a bad attitude.
19:40I don't even want to look at her.
19:42Go away.
19:45She's a woman.
19:46She's a woman.
19:49Do you think she's cute?
19:51She's a woman.
19:52Let's shake hands.
19:54She won't.
19:55She won't.
19:56She won't.
19:57She doesn't like you.
19:58Stop it.
20:00Stop it.
20:01She doesn't like you.
20:02She's listening to you.
20:04What do you hate about her?
20:06She's too thin.
20:10She's too thin.
20:14She's a bit jealous.
20:16She's thin.
20:17She's thin.
20:19Can you stand it?
20:20What?
20:21Can you stand being thin?
20:23Thin?
20:24Thin.
20:25What do you mean?
20:27Can you stand being thin?
20:29I can't stand it.
20:30You can't stand it, so you hate her.
20:31I can't stand it!
20:36Can you take a nap?
20:38By the way,
20:39what do you hate about her other than being thin?
20:42Her hairstyle.
20:46What kind of hairstyle is that?
20:48I don't know what you're talking about.
20:50You don't know half of it.
20:53Which one do you want?
20:55What kind of hairstyle do you want?
20:57Very short.
21:01Women are very short.
21:04Can you take a nap?
21:06Why don't you take a nap?
21:08Look.
21:09Take a nap.
21:10I'll take a nap.
21:13Did I say something?
21:17I said something.
21:18She doesn't like your hairstyle.
21:20What?
21:21Can you stand being thin?
21:23I can't stand it.
21:25I can't stand it at all.
21:27I can't stand it.
21:29I was surprised.
21:30You said something unexpected.
21:32I can't believe it.
21:35Can you take a nap?
21:37What kind of nap?
21:41Can you take a nap?
21:43Can you take a nap?
21:45Can you take a nap?
21:47I can't stand it.
21:49That voice actor laughed a lot.
21:51I love that voice actor.
21:53When you hate that voice actor.
21:55I got it.
21:56Look.
21:58Close your eyes.
22:0019, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
22:02When you count to three,
22:04you wake up.
22:06When you wake up,
22:08you hate that voice actor.
22:10When you count to three,
22:12you hate that voice actor.
22:14Good morning.
22:16My blonde hair is messy.
22:20My blonde hair is messy.
22:23What do you hate?
22:25What do you hate?
22:27I'm too fat.
22:29You're not too fat.
22:31You're not too fat.
22:35It's melted.
22:37Is it melted?
22:39I melted it by myself.
22:41You melted it by yourself.
22:43You said something amazing.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:47I love you.
22:49I'm sorry.
22:51I'm sorry.
22:53I'm sorry.
22:55I'm sorry.
22:57I'm sorry.
22:59I'm sorry.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:07Let's go to Caprice.
23:09Let's go to Caprice.
23:11Can you take a nap?
23:13I don't need you.
23:15I don't need you.
23:17Today's Okite.
23:19Pino.
23:21We'll have a booth at Okite.
23:23Let's have a booth.
23:27Please come again.
23:29I got it.
23:31I'll kick your ass.
23:33Let's have a Caprice.
23:35I'm sorry.
23:37We don't have that kind of space.
23:39We'll have a booth at Okite.
23:41I'll kick your ass.
23:43I'll kick your ass.
23:47Next time, how about Okite?
23:55We'll see the truth about Magical Eto.
23:57We'll see the truth about Magical Eto.
23:59We can't air this show.
24:03Don't worry about it.
24:07We'll have a booth at Okite.