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00:00JANU, PLEASE GO TO BALCONY AND CLEAN IT.
00:09OKAY.
00:22DEVA!
00:24JANU, PLEASE GO TO BALCONY AND CLEAN IT
00:28Listen.
00:29Yes.
00:30How did your underwear fall from upstairs?
00:33From upstairs?
00:34Yes, it fell from some floor upstairs.
00:37How is that possible?
00:38That's what I'm also thinking.
00:40How can your underwear fall from someone else's house?
00:43I'm not the only one who wears underwears of this brand in the whole building.
00:46Someone else can also wear it.
00:47Yes, I know.
00:48That's why I make a star out of all your underwears.
00:51What?
00:52Yes.
00:53Look at this.
00:54Here it is.
00:56Why did you have to show me all your underwears?
00:58Forget that.
00:59First tell me how it fell from upstairs.
01:01How would I know?
01:02You should be careful.
01:03You always remember your father's underwears.
01:04You don't know where your husband's underwear is.
01:06Father's underwears?
01:07Yes.
01:08Whose father's underwears?
01:09If you were here, you would remember.
01:11You want to play with kids.
01:12You want to play with kids.
01:13You don't know where your underwear is.
01:14You want to play with kids.
01:15What are you saying?
01:16What am I saying?
01:17Madam.
01:19Madam, my husband's underwear fell.
01:21This underwear is not yours.
01:22It belongs to the owner of this house.
01:23No.
01:24It belongs to my husband.
01:25I won't recognize my husband's underwear.
01:27Won't you recognize your husband's underwear?
01:29I take it off every day.
01:31What?
01:32Yes.
01:33I wash it and dry it.
01:34I take it off every day.
01:35I was taking it off today as well.
01:36That's why it fell.
01:37Give it to me.
01:38I told you.
01:39It belongs to my husband.
01:41Why are you standing there?
01:43Tell me whose underwear this is.
01:45Sir.
01:46What sir?
01:47It belongs to me.
01:48Yes.
01:49It belongs to you.
01:50It belongs to me.
01:51I took it.
01:52Now go from here.
01:53But you...
01:54I wear it every day.
01:55Have you ever seen me without underwear?
01:56Deva.
01:57What Deva?
01:58It belongs to me.
01:59I took it.
02:00Come on.
02:01Come on.
02:02Come on.
02:03When did you come?
02:04You have spoiled my mood.
02:05Go and get a cup of coffee for me.
02:06Go.
02:07Go.
02:08Go.
02:09Go.
02:10Go.
02:11Go.
02:12Go.
02:13Go.
02:15Sorry, sir.
02:16Thank you so much.
02:17Sister-in-law, you took care of my underwear.
02:19When Ram comes, tell him my underwear.
02:21Say hello.
02:22Coffee?
02:23No.
02:24Okay, make it.
02:25Let me take a little.
02:30She is a stupid woman.
02:31She doesn't even recognize her husband's underwear.
02:33She is a woman.
02:34She is not a wife.
02:35Yes, she is.
02:36But I still don't understand.
02:37How did your underwear come from the top?
02:39As it fell from the top here.
02:40It must have fallen down from here one day.
02:42And this stupid woman took it up thinking it was her husband's.
02:44Then who will take it down?
02:45It will go up and down.
02:46It's life.
02:47And don't think like this.
02:48Think like this.
02:49Look at this.
02:50Karwa Chauth.
02:51Heavy discount.
02:52Wow!
02:53Discount.
02:54Then you will go shopping with me, right?
02:55Definitely.
02:56Awesome.
02:57I will buy four new underwears for you from there.
02:59Sure.
03:00Now throw this away.
03:01I don't know who must have worn it.
03:02Disgusting.
03:06Sir, when did you go down?
03:07Champa.
03:08Yes.
03:09What happened?
03:10Why are you roaming worried?
03:11What type?
03:12I don't understand.
03:13What don't you understand?
03:14Look now.
03:15I was taking off my clothes from the balcony of the house.
03:17So the snake's underwear fell down from my hand.
03:19I saw it.
03:20It fell in the shake floor.
03:21When I went, the snake was already down.
03:26The snake was already down?
03:28Yes.
03:29Champa, it was bound to happen.
03:30Have you studied science?
03:31I didn't study it in school.
03:32Superb.
03:33Then you will understand better.
03:34Scientist Newton has said that when two things are thrown down from the top,
03:37the heavier one reaches down first.
03:39Now tell me.
03:40Is your snake heavier or her underwear?
03:41Sir.
03:42Then who will reach down first?
03:43Sir.
03:44You are so smart.
03:45Still you are roaming worried.
03:46Don't tell sister-in-law.
03:47She will think you are a fool.
03:48I am not that stupid.
03:50I know Newton.
03:51I even manage his housework.
03:54Let's go.
03:57I just spoke to Anjali on the phone.
03:59She is coming with her husband.
04:01Let's take her.
04:02I am the one who keeps dreaming of a child.
04:04And you are the one who doesn't get time to love your wife.
04:08There is a time to love.
04:09I won't start in the open.
04:14Love you, Janu.
04:17Anjali.
04:18Strange.
04:19You were refusing for love just now.
04:20After refusing, the fun of loving is different, Janu.
04:23Don't leave me.
04:25You are so sweet.
04:26Her husband is so romantic.
04:28Let's go to the compound too.
04:29So sweet.
04:31May God give such a husband to everyone.
04:33I am late again today.
04:35Which lie will you tell today?
04:39Sir.
04:41Champa.
04:43Ma'am.
04:44Who is it?
04:45My wife.
04:46She comes to disturb everywhere.
04:47If ma'am is there, then who is this sir with?
04:58Hug me tight, Janu.
05:09Love you.
05:11Love you.
05:13Love you.
05:17This is strange.
05:20Let's go.
05:21It doesn't look good.
05:22Let's go.
05:28I did it on your request.
05:29What will people say?
05:30Go.
05:31Your friends must be waiting.
05:32Go.
05:34How does he know?
05:36What does he say?
05:37What does he do?
05:38I don't understand.
05:40Champa, what happened?
05:41Sir, I don't understand.
05:42What is going on in this society?
05:44Sir was hugging some other lady.
05:46And ma'am was running away.
05:48She wasn't saying anything.
05:49Such a small thing.
05:50Such a small thing?
05:51You call this a small thing?
05:53If there is good news in someone else's house,
05:55then don't say it.
05:56I had told you that sir is with someone else.
05:57Champa.
05:58Champa.
05:59Have you studied science?
06:00Is there any new thing in this?
06:02No.
06:03This is medical science.
06:04What sir was doing,
06:05is called mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration system.
06:07What?
06:08I mean,
06:09breathing through your mouth into someone else's mouth.
06:11Champa, it's possible that the lady
06:13is having trouble breathing.
06:15So, sir was helping her.
06:17Sir, I saw it clearly.
06:19Sir was hugging her.
06:20Now, he will go and kiss every woman.
06:22His character won't be characterless, Champa.
06:24What are you saying?
06:25Instead of mouth-to-mouth,
06:26he is breathing chest-to-chest.
06:28Oh.
06:29Now I understand.
06:31Don't tell sister-in-law.
06:32Don't tell sister-in-law.
06:33She will think you are a fool.
06:34Sir, I am not that stupid.
06:36I can understand mouth-to-mouth.
06:38But sir,
06:39it's chest-to-chest.
06:40That's why I am having trouble breathing.
06:42Sir,
06:43will you do one thing?
06:44Yes, Champa.
06:45Come with me in the lift.
06:47Why?
06:48Because sometimes I have
06:49so much trouble breathing in the lift.
06:51Come, sir.
06:56It's possible.
07:02It's possible.
07:10Hey, Deepu.
07:12Deepu.
07:13Deepu.
07:15Deepu.
07:17Hey, Sweetu.
07:18My dear.
07:19Baby.
07:20Hey, uncle.
07:21Hey, uncle.
07:22Don't you feel ashamed
07:23to hit a girl at this age?
07:24Come here.
07:27She is my daughter.
07:28She is my daughter.
07:31Sweetu.
07:35How long will you run, dear?
07:37You could have waited for two more minutes.
07:39My veneration was about to end.
07:41Two minutes?
07:42You do veneration for two hours.
07:44I don't understand
07:45what you ask for so long.
07:47I ask for your happiness from God.
07:49What else will I ask for, dear?
07:50Really?
07:51Yes.
07:52Did you see the photo?
07:53I see God's photo every day.
07:55Not God.
07:56Then?
07:57Didn't you see the photo?
07:59No.
08:00Sorry, dear.
08:01What is there in the photo?
08:03Will you do one thing?
08:04Call her to your house tomorrow.
08:06We will meet face to face.
08:10Sure?
08:11Sure.
08:24There is a call from the inquiry office.
08:26Which is the fourth office?
08:27Don't answer it.
08:28I will answer it.
08:32You came running as if
08:34you got a call from your girlfriend
08:35and I won't answer it.
08:36This is the problem with you women.
08:37You don't think about anything
08:38other than love.
08:39Will you do one thing for me today?
08:41What?
08:42Will you take out my clothes?
08:43Really?
08:44From my cupboard.
08:47Take the call.
08:51Hello.
08:52How long do you take to answer the call?
08:54I was busy with work.
08:55How did it happen?
08:56Leave all this.
08:58Dad has called you to meet him in the evening.
09:01Really?
09:02Okay, I will reach there.
09:03Okay, bye.
09:04How can you say bye like this?
09:05You have given such a good news.
09:07Won't you give me a kiss?
09:08Listen, I...
09:09I won't keep the phone.
09:12Give me a kiss, no?
09:19Whom was he kissing on the phone?
09:21He was kissing the phone.
09:23You also do it.
09:24I got an assignment.
09:25Really?
09:27This is called black magic.
09:29I got a black dress for you
09:30and you got an assignment.
09:34Anyway,
09:35you look very hot in this dress.
09:45Champa,
09:46you always come at the wrong time.
09:47Change your time.
09:49You change your time.
09:50I like this time.
09:55Can I wear this black magic?
09:57Sure.
09:58Okay.
10:03Champa,
10:04you are one hour late.
10:06I will give you more than 500 rupees.
10:08I will give you 1000 rupees.
10:10At least kiss me once.
10:15This pipe...
10:24This pipe...
10:44It's good.
10:45Even though the four of them
10:46stayed on different floors,
10:47they accepted each other.
10:49That's true.
10:50Karan,
10:51I don't understand one thing.
10:53Did I have a comedy or a tragedy?
10:55Consider it a comedy.
10:56You will digest it.
10:57Anyway,
10:58what are you afraid of?
10:59At least everyone knows
11:00about your four marriages.
11:02You are right.
11:03But if Tiger brother finds out,
11:05he will shoot you.
11:06He won't understand comedy.
11:09Tiger brother?
11:11He doesn't listen to anyone.
11:13Even his medical report says the same.
11:17Tiger brother,
11:18how are you?
11:19This is Mr. Darubala.
11:20Hi.
11:21He will give you his hand
11:22and tell you
11:23when the baby will be born.
11:24That's amazing.
11:25Science tells you by looking at the sonography.
11:26Will you tell me by looking at the hand?
11:27I am an astronomer.
11:28First of all,
11:29I will tell you
11:30how a husband and wife's relationship is.
11:32If that is good,
11:33then there will be children.
11:35Give me your hand.
11:39Oh, God.
11:40What happened?
11:41Are you seeing a naked hand for the first time?
11:42No, no.
11:43You remember four marriages.
11:45Four children?
11:46That's a good thing.
11:48Four marriages.
11:49It will take four years.
11:50It takes a lot of time.
11:52I don't have any problem.
11:53Four marriages.
11:54Do you want 400 rupees?
11:55You will get it.
11:56Take him to the place
11:57from where you will get it.
11:58Go.
11:59It's a matter of four marriages.
12:00He doesn't listen to anyone.
12:01Look, he said there will be four children.
12:03But I will still say
12:04that only two children are good.
12:05Brother, he has four wives.
12:06But if you take two children,
12:08then eight is for sure.
12:10Not eight.
12:11The baby should be delivered
12:12in nine months.
12:13Otherwise, the baby is born weak.
12:15Didn't you study science?
12:16I think you also came out
12:17in seven months.
12:18If you had lasted two more months,
12:19then both ears would have come together.
12:21Why do you need to apologize?
12:23You don't worry.
12:25I will bear all the expenses
12:26of your child.
12:27Do you remember
12:28what I told you?
12:29Uncle is one,
12:30but desires are many.
12:32Sir.
12:34Congratulations.
12:36Sir.
12:37Congratulations.
12:38Congratulations.
12:39Many, many congrats.
12:41Have sweets.
12:43For what?
12:44He didn't invite me.
12:45But I will distribute sweets.
12:46You will distribute sweets, right?
12:47For my husband's
12:48third wedding anniversary.
12:50She also came to know
12:51about four children.
12:52What?
12:53Sir, you also have four children?
12:54No, no.
12:55You are misunderstanding.
12:56What, sir?
12:57I hid my wife,
12:58but I also have four children.
13:00Wait.
13:01Now I will tell everyone.
13:02Madam.
13:03Madam, listen to me.
13:04Champa, have you gone mad?
13:05Listen to me.
13:06He himself is going to distribute sweets.
13:08This is the happiness of a child.
13:11When are you getting married?
13:12Brother, I am still a child.
13:14I know that you are a lawyer.
13:16But you will get married, right?
13:18I have a sister.
13:19She has told me
13:20a lot about marriage.
13:22But look,
13:23she also got a groom today.
13:25Really?
13:26Who is he?
13:27You.
13:28Me?
13:29Congratulations.
13:32Did you see?
13:33Accidents can happen to anyone.
13:36Let's pray that
13:37no one gets married in an accident.
13:38What will happen to the other person?
13:40He is just a sweet.
13:47Yes, tell me.
13:48What is the tension now?
13:49Something has gone wrong.
13:50The shirt that Simran made me wear,
13:52Anjali has changed it.
13:53Now I am going out.
13:54If Simran sees me from above,
13:55she will get suspicious.
13:56You handle it.
13:57Hello, but listen to me.
13:58Handle it.
14:00But what can I do?
14:17How did Shiv's clothes change?
14:18Sister-in-law.
14:19Sister-in-law, I was saying
14:20that give me the papers.
14:21I will get it tested.
14:22Leave all this.
14:23First tell me
14:24that Shiv went from here
14:25wearing a black shirt.
14:27And when I looked down,
14:28he was wearing a blue shirt.
14:30That means,
14:31you saw a black shirt and blue.
14:32What do you mean?
14:33It was blue.
14:35I saw a black shirt
14:36and a blue shirt.
14:37I saw a black shirt
14:38and a blue shirt.
14:39I saw a black shirt
14:40and a blue shirt.
14:41I saw a black shirt
14:42and a blue shirt.
14:43I saw a black shirt
14:44and a blue shirt.
14:45I saw a black shirt
14:46and a blue shirt.
14:48No, sister-in-law.
14:49It happens.
14:50You must have studied science.
14:52No.
14:53Super!
14:54Then you will understand better.
14:55Sister-in-law, the sky
14:56is of black color.
14:57Correct?
14:58But because of the ultraviolet rays
14:59of the sun,
15:00we see it as blue.
15:01It happens because of the distance, sister-in-law.
15:03But there was not
15:04that much distance, Karan.
15:05I say,
15:06there should not be any distance
15:07between you and Ram.
15:08Not Ram, Shiv.
15:10Shiv, Ram, Kishan.
15:11All are the same, sister-in-law.
15:12And there is no distance
15:13between you.
15:14When there is love,
15:15there is acceptance.
15:16When there is acceptance,
15:17there is no distance.
15:18So, sister-in-law,
15:19give me the paper.
15:20I have to do the test.
15:21Okay.
15:24Case solved.
15:29Did you see, Champa?
15:30Sister-in-law understands science.
15:31Did you understand?
15:33I understood.
15:34But our Mr. Gupta
15:35didn't get the message.
15:36He didn't get it.
15:37One day,
15:38Mr. Gupta's shirt
15:39got changed.
15:40So, I threw it down.
15:41To the shirt?
15:42No, to Mr. Gupta.
15:44If his wife
15:45understood science,
15:46Mr. Gupta would have been saved.
15:50Science is very important, dad.
16:05What happened, dad?
16:06Why are you looking at me like that?
16:08I think I have seen her somewhere.
16:10Where have I seen her?
16:12Dad,
16:13she has such a big business
16:14at such a young age.
16:15You must have seen her
16:16in a business magazine.
16:17Yes.
16:18I have seen the correct photo.
16:20Yes.
16:21Where have I seen the photo?
16:25Are you married?
16:27What are you saying, sir?
16:28Marriage?
16:29I have never been married.
16:35Young people these days
16:36are so tensed
16:38that they look married
16:39even though they are unmarried.
16:41Don't worry.
16:42My future son-in-law
16:43is going to be my son-in-law.
16:44I like the boy a lot.
16:46Thank you, dad.
16:47Love you.
16:49In our times,
16:50girls used to run away
16:51when they heard about their marriage.
16:53And nowadays,
16:54girls run away from home
16:55and still don't feel shy.
17:05I like the boy a lot, son.
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