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00:00Raghunandan Das, Govardhan Das, Vakavle.
00:04I asked for the name, not the address.
00:07Would you like something to drink? Black coffee?
00:10Don't you have any other colour?
00:12Blue?
00:14Choosers can't be beggars.
00:16Order it.
00:18By the way, how many more people live in this society?
00:21Sir, this is a bungalow.
00:25Water comes 24 hours a day, right?
00:28How do you know?
00:29I can see it. The tank is full.
00:33What are you drinking?
00:35What?
00:38Marigold tea?
00:39Sir, I knew this fellow.
00:41He stays in the gutter of my don's hut.
00:45What are you doing here?
00:46Mary, he is going to stay here from now on.
00:49What?
00:51You are a servant here, and you are trying to kill me?
00:53Sorry, I can't become a gardener in this house.
00:56Mary!
00:57Mary!
01:00He has come to rent our bungalow.
01:02He has won a lottery.
01:03He?
01:08Chubby dog millionaire.
01:11So, should I consider this proposal final?
01:13Tell me.
01:15Raghu bhai,
01:175 lakhs.
01:202.5 lakhs.
01:21Take 2.5 lakhs now.
01:22After entering the house for 2.5 lakhs...
01:30My question was right.
01:32What is this?
01:34How long will it take for the SD to reach?
01:37Here, pack this.
01:38Okay, come fast.
01:40Pack it fast. The SD must be reaching with the tempo.
01:42Wow, Prem.
01:44One idea that changed my life.
01:46Right?
01:47Prem's latest idea changed Veer's house.
01:51It's not my fault.
01:53One minute.
01:56Here, cut your throat.
01:58Are you mad?
01:59See, it's my job to give ideas.
02:00If you don't want to take it, it's his job.
02:02You keep pointing fingers at me.
02:04Because you are the one who points fingers.
02:09Vidya,
02:11I have a lot of work here.
02:12I won't be able to leave.
02:14The meeting with the sponsors of our show,
02:16you attend that please.
02:18Okay, I will.
02:20Hello.
02:21Prem sir, is madam there?
02:22Yes, one minute.
02:23It's Pintu's call.
02:25Yes, Pintu. What happened?
02:26Madam, Jim's board fell on the client.
02:28What?
02:29Okay, I am coming.
02:30What happened?
02:31Your father's board fell on a client.
02:34You guys pack. I am coming.
02:36Vidya, please leave me.
02:37Yes, sure.
02:38Come.
02:41One second.
02:46What are you doing now?
02:48According to Vastu science,
02:49keeping the phone in the north-west corner
02:50gives good news.
02:54What?
02:55Vidya, for God's sake.
02:56Please keep your Vidya with you.
03:00Sorry.
03:02Veer, I am doing all this for you.
03:03And you...
03:04Come, Janvi.
03:05I don't want to talk to you.
03:06Vidya, I was just kidding.
03:07You always do this.
03:08Shut up, Veer.
03:09Get lost.
03:10I don't want to talk to you.
03:11Get lost.
03:15Hello.
03:16Guess who?
03:17Guess who?
03:18There is no guess who here.
03:19Dharam. Dharam.
03:20Yes, Dharam. I am a Hindu.
03:22Is this 266712 Kapoor's house?
03:25No.
03:26This is his phone number.
03:27What the...
03:29Can I talk to Veer?
03:30Talk to Veer.
03:32I am Veer's brother, Dharam Kapoor.
03:37Hello.
03:38Hello, who is it?
03:39Veer.
03:40Brother.
03:41What a pleasant surprise.
03:42Can you hear me, Veer?
03:43Of course, I can hear you.
03:44Of course, I can hear you.
03:45Yes, the line is very clear.
03:46Otherwise, where is the long distance call nowadays?
03:48It's not long distance, Veer.
03:49It's a distance of 5 kilometers.
03:51I am calling from Goa airport.
03:55Actually, I am going to Lushoto from Singapore.
03:57Due to technical reasons,
03:58I had to land in Goa in an emergency.
04:00There is a two-hour halt.
04:01That's why I am coming to meet you and especially Vidya.
04:06Come here. Come here.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello, Veer.
04:09Can you hear me?
04:10Veer.
04:11Veer.
04:12You will get stuck in traffic, brother.
04:14There is only one way.
04:15Come to the foreign airport with Vidya.
04:19Okay.
04:21He hung up.
04:24She is angry.
04:25What will I do now?
04:26Have you gone mad?
04:27Call her and say sorry.
04:28And take her.
04:29Take her.
04:32Simple.
04:33Simple.
04:41Hi, sweetheart.
04:42Hi, darling.
04:53What?
05:04Idea.
05:05Brother didn't see Vidya, right?
05:07No.
05:10Then make Mehri Vidya and take her.
05:13Prem, this house...
05:15She is kind of an ayah.
05:16So what?
05:17Didn't you hear that song?
05:19Flowers are falling outside.
05:20My beloved has come.
05:22Funny, Prem.
05:23Very funny.
05:24Dharam brother has come to Goa.
05:25And you want me to make fun of you?
05:28What?
05:30Dharam sir has come to Goa.
05:33That means he won't come home.
05:36What will you do if he doesn't see you at home?
05:40Why do you act like a fool?
05:42If you ask like this, I will pull you.
05:45Why does that dog stay here?
05:47If you ask like this, what answer will you give?
05:49How dare you do this?
05:51If you ask like this, what will you say, sir?
05:54It is not a simple problem, sir.
05:56If his marriage is caught, his brother will destroy us.
06:01Please, sir. Listen to me, sir.
06:04All the best, sir.
06:07Prem.
06:08Think of something.
06:10Otherwise, you and I are finished.
06:12Idea.
06:13Tell me.
06:14I will change my get-up and become Vidya.
06:17But I have told you seriously.
06:20I have married a beautiful girl.
06:22Then you change your get-up and become Vidya.
06:24Be serious, Prem.
06:27Prem.
06:28Think of something.
06:29Use your brain.
06:31I have an idea.
06:32Idea?
06:33No.
06:34I have come to the airport.
06:35Right.
06:36Prem.
06:39One more idea.
06:40We will say that Vidya has been kidnapped.
06:42And they have asked for 10 lakhs in ransom.
06:44If your brother gives the money, the problem of Tobu will be solved.
06:47Kidnap?
06:48Ransom?
06:49After hearing all this, brother will leave the flight.
06:51And we will get into more problems.
06:52He is giving so many third-class ideas.
06:54Can't you think of anything else?
06:55I can't think.
06:56I can see.
06:57Look there.
06:58All the best.
07:14Veer.
07:15Brother.
07:16How are you?
07:17How are you?
07:18I am fine.
07:19How are you?
07:20Brother, he is my...
07:21Driver?
07:22No.
07:23Actually, he is my friend.
07:24You made the driver your friend?
07:25I am so proud of you, Veer.
07:27Anyway.
07:28Tell me, where is Vidya?
07:30Brother, Vidya...
07:31Here...
07:32Today...
07:33This is what you will say, right?
07:34She is missing.
07:35She has been kidnapped.
07:38Hey.
07:39Make another story.
07:41I know that Vidya is at home.
07:43And she is angry with me.
07:44No, brother.
07:45Yes, brother.
07:46She is angry.
07:47She is angry.
07:48She is angry.
07:49Yes, brother.
07:50She is angry with you.
07:51No, Veer.
07:54Yes, she is angry with me.
07:55And she should be.
07:56She has got all the reasons for it.
07:58I haven't met her.
07:59And regarding business, I even missed your wedding.
08:03No, brother.
08:04I also missed your presence.
08:07Anyway.
08:08Let's leave these useless talks.
08:10And let's go and have coffee.
08:12We have a lot to talk about.
08:13Yeah, come.
08:14Let's go.
08:15Another aircraft has been arranged.
08:17The flight has to come from Mumbai.
08:18So it will take four hours from now to take off.
08:20We are sorry for the delay.
08:22Ding dong.
08:25Four hours delay.
08:27Four hours delay.
08:28Yes, yes.
08:29Four hours delay.
08:31That's great news.
08:33Let's have coffee, brother.
08:34Come.
08:35No.
08:36We will go home and have coffee with Vidya.
08:38How's that?
08:39Take out the car.
08:40I will get the luggage.
08:41Come on, boys.
08:42Four hours delay.
08:43What luck.
08:45He has gone to get the luggage.
08:48The luggage of your death.
09:00Will this car come on its own?
09:06I will get it, brother.
09:10Prem, just a minute.
09:11Excuse me.
09:15If brother goes home, I will go to the hospital.
09:18You get the car.
09:19I will think of something.
09:20But what will I tell them?
09:21Go.
09:23Mummy.
09:25Mummy, my balloon.
09:26Koochi, koochi, koochi.
09:30She is so cute.
09:31That's the reason I miss India.
09:35I feel like kissing her.
09:41What are you looking at the car for so long?
09:44It's Rolex.
09:45That too original.
09:4624 carat gold diamond studded.
09:49It's worth 2.5 lakhs.
09:51Watches don't excite me.
09:54Now that's what I call a hot supermodel.
09:57What a piece.
09:59I think she hasn't come to the market.
10:02How did I not see her before?
10:04The bumpers are small but the headlights are good.
10:09I wish I could ride her.
10:12What's your name?
10:14Prem.
10:16Prem Chopra.
10:17Fantastic.
10:18It suits you a lot.
10:20Tell me one thing.
10:22Who at home picked up the phone?
10:26I don't know.
10:29Veer.
10:30Yes, brother.
10:32Who at home picked up the phone?
10:33Prem.
10:36One minute, one minute.
10:39This is a royal gift.
10:40For the king of losers.
10:41Keep the rest of the stuff.
10:44We're finished, we're finished, we're finished.
10:46Don't worry.
10:48Your wife will be ready before you reach home.
10:50But how?
10:51Don't worry about me.
10:52You go. All the best.
10:58Isn't Chopra coming?
11:00He has some work.