Ajay Devgn, Bipasha Basu, Fardeen Khan, Sanjay Dutt, Mugdha Godse, Asrani, Johny Lever, Sanjay Mishra,
Film Director: Rohit Shetty
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Film Director: Rohit Shetty
Best Comedy Video
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00:00How did you like Holi?
00:04Holi? This is a bungalow, sir.
00:07What am I saying, sir? Hurry up.
00:09My wife is pregnant.
00:11I'll have to take her to the hospital at any cost.
00:13Congratulations.
00:15Child is the father of woman.
00:17Okay. Should I unload the luggage?
00:19Wait a minute.
00:21Let me put this on first.
00:23RGV. Raghunandan Das. Govardhan Das.
00:26Vakule.
00:27Vakule?
00:31Oops!
00:33HumтАжhumтАжhum..
00:35HumтАжhumтАжhumтАж
00:42Hey! What are you doing?
00:45Hey! The house is mine.
00:48I can do whatever I want.
00:50It's yours, man.
00:52I'll give you the royal comfort of Calcutta.
00:57Son, how will you get strength if you don't eat?
01:02And if you don't get strength, how will you bear the beatings of the police, son?
01:08The beatings of the police?
01:09Yes, the beatings of the police.
01:15What happened, brother?
01:16Hey, an idiot was putting up his name plate.
01:20What happened, brother?
01:21Hey, an idiot was putting up his name plate.
01:27Where did he go, brother?
01:28Upstairs.
01:29Did you kill him?
01:30Hey, upstairs means up there, upstairs.
01:33No, brother.
01:34Do you know him?
01:35No, it's a formal hello.
01:37Hi.
01:38Hello.
01:39What are you doing upstairs?
01:40This man hit me slightly.
01:41You!
01:42Mr. Dharam, you are rich, which means you will oppress the poor.
01:45Prem, this is not fair.
01:46Hey, what will we oppress?
01:48Hey.
01:49What?
01:50Get down.
01:51I will explain everything to you.
01:53Now come with me.
01:54Please.
01:56Who is it?
01:57Brother, this Raghu is actually mad.
02:00What?
02:01Yes, Raghu.
02:02Mr. Dharam is mad.
02:03That's why we add extra sugar in tea these days.
02:06Why?
02:07To digest the bitter truth.
02:09But how did all this happen?
02:10Once upon a time, Raghu was the owner of six bungalows in this area.
02:14He was so addicted to cricket batting that...
02:16What should I tell you?
02:17Then listen.
02:18What?
02:19That Yobraj cricket match.
02:20Yes.
02:21Six balls, six wickets.
02:23Brother had bet that not even one wicket will be hit.
02:25Really?
02:27Then?
02:28Then what?
02:29Again and again, every ball was out of the boundary.
02:31And here, every bungalow of Raghu was a prey to gambling.
02:35And after that?
02:36Over there was over.
02:38And here his madness started.
02:40Now every bungalow seems to be his lost bungalow.
02:43Morning, evening, when he wakes up, it's just a bungalow, bungalow, bungalow.
02:46I don't understand.
02:47Are you speaking Hindi or a bungalow?
02:49Tell me, what does this mean?
02:50Mad man, here, there, everywhere.
02:53Brother, is there any danger?
02:55There is a lot of danger, brother.
02:57But the doctors have said that if he stays around this bungalow...
03:00...then his madness can be reduced.
03:02No, no, no, not at all.
03:03This guy should be admitted in a mental asylum.
03:05That's why we are shifting brother to Loshotra.
03:07His flight is in four hours.
03:08But brother, I have brought everything in a tempo.
03:13Then shift.
03:15No, no, no, he will break my dental.
03:18We will shift after four hours.
03:20Clear everything?
03:21He will come, let's go.
03:22Later we do catch up, okay?
03:24Don't do.
03:25God plays such a game.
03:26He has made such a tall man mad.
03:29Just chill and move from here, son.
03:38Open.
03:40Open.
03:43Open.
03:45Open.
03:48Where is the packing?
03:50Where is the packing?
03:51Mary!
03:52Why are you shouting?
03:54What shoe?
03:55Where is the packing?
03:56Speak slowly.
03:57We have brought a tempo.
03:59Who are these people?
04:02These are my friends.
04:05Why have you brought a tempo?
04:06Yes, tempo.
04:07Your luggage has to reach the airport, right?
04:09That's why.
04:10One tempo for two luggages?
04:13So you wanted two tempos, brother.
04:16Actually, along with your luggage...
04:18...this TV, stereo, sofa will also go, right?
04:20Veer will not let you go empty handed.
04:23Whose idea was this gift, Veer?
04:26Prem's.
04:29I knew it.
04:31Veer.
04:32Yes, brother.
04:33If you want to give me something...
04:37...then give me Vidya.
04:39I will take Vidya with me.
04:42Why, Vidya? Will you come with me?
04:44Hey, you...
04:46Hey!
04:47What? What is it?
04:48Do you think it's your fault?
04:50Do you touch me?
04:51Move aside, brother.
04:52Move aside for a minute.
04:53Go from the middle.
04:54Go from the middle.
04:55Go from the middle.
04:56You call me a pin, guest.
04:57Go from the middle.
04:58Get out.
04:59Get out. Get out.
05:00Bloody fools.
05:01What? What is this?
05:02Go.
05:03What is this?
05:04Go.
05:05Go.
05:06Prem.
05:07Prem.
05:09Prem, come on.
05:11Prem, come on.
05:12Prem.
05:19Hey!
05:22What happened to this idiot?
05:24Another panic attack.
05:26I will go and check.
05:27You wait, okay?
05:29One after the other...
05:30...there are not as many people in a mall...
05:31...as there are in your bungalow.
05:32Let's take Mr. Dharan out somewhere.
05:34Shopping.
05:35And let's take the luggage too.
05:36We will drop him directly at the airport.
05:38But who will convince him to take him out?
05:40I will talk to him.
05:41No, you leave it.
05:44I will do this work.
05:58I hope this Veer doesn't trouble you.
05:59I hope this Veer doesn't trouble you.
06:01If something like this happens...
06:02...then this is my personal number.
06:03Call me.
06:04There is no need for this.
06:06Veer is a good husband.
06:07Hey, you look ahead.
06:09I am not driving a car that I should look ahead.
06:11Why are you looking back?
06:12I am keeping an eye.
06:13On whom?
06:14On the cars coming from behind.
06:15No one should push.
06:16That rear view mirror.
06:18I am also sitting empty.
06:19So what is the need for a mirror?
06:21Sit straight.
06:22Why do you worry?
06:23Why should I sit?
06:24Who will take care of him?
06:26Mr. Dharan.
06:27Actually, Prem is so attached to you...
06:30...that he doesn't want you to have any problem.
06:32That's why he is looking at you.
06:33Oh my God.
06:35My Din Dayal protects me so much.
06:38Who is Din Dayal?
06:39Your security man?
06:40No.
06:41My Doberman.
06:44Prem, look ahead.
06:53Coffee.
06:55Prem, no coffee.
06:56Dr. Verma has said no.
07:02Dr. Verma is our common doctor.
07:04Yes.
07:09Hello.
07:10Yes, Renuka aunty.
07:11Yes.
07:12One minute.
07:13Your call.
07:15Hello.
07:16Yes, Renuka aunty.
07:17How are you?
07:19Veeru.
07:27Didn't you find anything odd?
07:28Odd?
07:29What, brother?
07:31Vidya's phone is on Prem's phone.
07:33Isn't it odd?
07:35Brother, I am getting calls on the phone.
07:37I mean, it will be odd when I get fax on the phone.
07:41Why isn't Vidya's phone on your phone?
07:46Maybe the network is...
07:48The network is full.
07:50Full network.
07:52This...
07:53...isn't Prem's.
07:54It's Veer's mobile.
07:55It's an identical set.
07:56It was exchanged by mistake.
07:57This is mine.
07:58Thanks.
08:00A military coup has just been announced in Lushoto.
08:04A curfew has been announced there.
08:06And the king of Lushoto, Bambata, has been house arrested.
08:09The officials there...
08:11King Bambata?
08:13King of Lushoto?
08:14My friend?
08:16It's okay, brother.
08:17I am sure everything will be fine.
08:18Control yourself, Mr. Dharam.
08:20Vidya, how can you do this to my friend?
08:21Hey, leave me.
08:23I mean...
08:24Leave all this.
08:25Let's go to the airport.
08:26Due to the curfew in Lushoto...
08:28...all the flights to Lushoto...
08:31...have been cancelled for the time being.
08:35How did this happen?
08:36How did this happen?
08:37How will I go now?
08:38How will he go now?
08:39It will be a big problem.
08:40It will be a big problem.
08:42Veer!
08:43Veer!
08:45I mean, Vidya.
08:46Brother won't go.
08:48Brother!
08:49Brother, you won't go.
08:50I won't go, Veer.
08:51Prem!
08:52Brother won't go.
08:53Brother won't go.
08:54Brother won't go.
08:55Brother won't go.
08:56Brother won't go.
09:00I didn't know he loved me so much.
09:04Don't worry about the charter plane expenses, Salil.
09:06What?
09:07Even the charter planes can't land?
09:08How will this work?
09:09You have to do something.
09:10Michael, you are the captain of the ship.
09:11Can you do something and reach Lushoto?
09:13Hello, hello.
09:14Sandhu transport.
09:15Brother!
09:16Can you go to Lushoto?
09:17Togo, Bambata.
09:18Mequisha, Kabisa.
09:20Lushoto, Mimi, Nataka, Guja.
09:22Haraka, Haraka.
09:24Vanya, Haraka.
09:26Forget Haraka.
09:27I have found the route.
09:28That's fantastic.
09:29I have spoken to my agent.
09:31The ferry will leave from Colva beach at 6 o'clock.
09:33It will take them straight to...
09:34Lushoto.
09:36Zanzibar island.
09:37The helicopter will take them straight from Zanzibar to...
09:39Lushoto.
09:41One minute.
09:42Tangana bridge.
09:43The train will take them straight from Tangana bridge to...
09:45Lushoto.
09:47Be patient.
09:48Be patient.
09:49Gora Gora crater.
09:50The land rover will take them straight from Gora Gora crater to...
09:54Say Lushoto.
09:55Lushoto.
09:57And...
09:58How many days will it take?
09:59I have calculated it.
10:00It will take 6 days.
10:01What?
10:02If we leave today.
10:03If we leave tomorrow, it will take 7 days.
10:08Why are you staring at me?
10:10I see.
10:11You are thinking that it will cost a lot.
10:13But Mr. Dharam has no problem.
10:15Rolex, Rolex.
10:17Veer.
10:21A astrologer has seen my horoscope and told me.
10:24That I am going to kill someone.
10:30And unfortunately the victim is from Goa.
10:33And his initials are...
10:36B.C.
10:38Who?
10:39Priyanka Chopra.
10:46Mary.
10:48I have no idea when Mr. Dharam will leave.
10:50You go to my house.
10:51Get some clothes for me and Prem.
10:52Okay, Jhanvi ma'am.
10:53Okay.
10:54Sorry, Vidya ma'am.
10:55Vidya ma'am is Jhanvi ma'am.
10:56Jhanvi ma'am is Vidya ma'am.
10:59Thanks, Jhanvi.
11:01Don't be silly, Veer.
11:12Hello.
11:13Hey, Raniya Mirch.
11:14What did you say?
11:15Go.
11:16Call your two bosses.
11:18I beg your pardon.
11:20What pardon?
11:21Tell them.
11:22Their father is standing in the garden.
11:25Listen.
11:26You give respect.
11:27You take respect.
11:29Okay.
11:30You give me respect.
11:31I will give you respect.
11:34He touched me.
11:35He touched me.
11:37What is happening?
11:38Sir.
11:40Sir, this red shirt.
11:41Very rudely touched me from here to here.
11:43Who is it?
11:45Me?
11:46I am Goli.
11:48Were you a capsule when you were born?
11:50Hey, you don't know me.
11:52When I breathe, the other person dies.
11:56Then don't suck my mouth freshener.
11:59You are taking mine?
12:00You are taking mine?
12:15Mummy.
12:16Mummy.
12:17Take out the shampoo.
12:20Papa.
12:21Papa.
12:22Papa.
12:23Papa.
12:24Papa.
12:25Forgive me.
12:29I will...
12:30Brother.
12:31Goli.
12:32Goli.
12:33Goli.
12:34Goli.
12:35Do you know him?
12:38It's just a formal hello.
12:39Hi.
12:40Hello.
12:41Look.
12:42He is Goli.
12:43Goli.
12:44Hello.
12:45Hello.
12:46Two minutes.
12:47We were about to come to you.
12:48Take it out.
12:51Take it.
12:54The remaining two and a half.
12:55We will be back in half an hour.
13:07What is happening?
13:08Who is it?
13:10These people...
13:12I am the inquiry office.
13:13You tell me.
13:14Brother.
13:15We came to ask for a donation.
13:17Sponsorship.
13:18Sponsorship?
13:20We are going to organize a cricket tournament.
13:22Like IPL.
13:23Like GPL.
13:24GPL?
13:26Goa Premier League?
13:27Yes.
13:31Judge a book by its cover.
13:33Is every book in your library like this?
13:36Go.
13:39Insurance for bald and nose.
13:41Go.
13:42Insurance for nose.
13:45Topu must be playing the glass there.
13:47How will we give the remaining 2.5 lakhs in half an hour?
14:07Where is the tie?
14:11Tie on a jeans t-shirt?
14:13It won't look good.
14:20Where is the maid?
14:22Maid?
14:24Maid has a lot of problems these days.
14:26By the way, do you want it for a short time or for the whole day?
14:31Maid.
14:33Maid.
14:34Maid.
14:36Maid.
14:38Maid.
14:40Maid.
14:43Maid.
14:45Maid.
14:47Maid.
14:56Brother says 2.5 lakhs is here.
14:59This.
15:04Brother says 2.5 lakhs.
15:072.5 lakhs.
15:08Mr. Topu, please give us some.
15:10Veer.
15:12I have 2.5 lakhs.
15:13Why didn't you tell me?
15:15I mean, I don't have money.
15:16But there is one thing in its place.
15:17Expect the unexpected.
15:21It's Rolex.
15:22That too original.
15:23It's worth 2.5 lakhs.
15:24You stole my brother's watch.
15:26Do you want your brother's watch or our shoulders, sir?
15:32Sir.
15:33Good.
15:34Rolex original, 24 karat gold, diamond studded, waterproof.
15:37300 meters.
15:38Yes.
15:392.5 lakhs.
15:50He says 2.5 lakhs.
15:52The remaining 5 lakhs.
15:56After 2 days.
16:02You gave the watch.
16:03But you didn't give the remaining 5 lakhs.
16:04Then we are finished.
16:05Are you mad?
16:06Something will happen.
16:07Have faith in God.
16:08Why are you so relaxed?
16:10Maid.
16:11Sir.
16:12Maid.
16:13Sir.
16:14Will you see my watch?
16:15Watch?
16:17Rolex?
16:18Yes.
16:19Rounded?
16:20Yes.
16:21Diamond studded?
16:22Yes.
16:23I won't see.
16:25Vidya.
16:26Have you seen my watch?
16:27No, Mr. Dharam.
16:29Veer.
16:30I don't know anything.
16:32Strange.
16:33How can it disappear like this?
16:34Brother.
16:36What's the time?
16:37If the watch is missing, how will I tell the time?
16:39That's fine.
16:40But what's the time?
16:43By the way, if you want to see the time, do I have a watch?
16:45It's not 2.5 lakhs, but it shows the time.
16:55Jhanvi.
16:56Jhanvi.
16:57You know what?
16:58We have got sponsors for our show.
16:59Veer.
17:00Veer.
17:01Listen.
17:02Veer.
17:03Veer.
17:04Listen.
17:05You know what?
17:06You know what?
17:07We have got sponsors for our show.
17:08Veer.
17:09Our dream will come true.
17:10Brother Vidya.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:13Brother Vidya.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15What's happening, Veer?
17:16Brother Dharam, when did you come?
17:17I don't know, brother.
17:19Prem's photo frame.
17:20My Jhanvi.
17:21Jhanvi.
17:22Jhanvi.
17:23My Jhanvi.
17:25If she is your girlfriend,
17:27then why was she kissing Veer?
17:29Veer, what is this drama?
17:31Drama?
17:32It's just a drama.
17:33Drama?
17:34Actually, her musical group is doing a cultural play
17:37on 26th January.
17:39She has come for that rehearsal.
17:41She starts anywhere.
17:42Let her say action, silly girl.
17:43But I didn't think she was acting.
17:47But brother, what is acting that doesn't look original?
17:49I mean, she is so talented.
17:51Thank God.
17:52I thought it was something else.
17:53Thank God.
17:54Thank God.
17:55You didn't think it was something else.
17:58Ajay, tell me.
18:00What is the name of this play?
18:06Your girl is mine.
18:07Mine.
18:08Mine.
18:09Your girl is mine.
18:10Let's rehearse.
18:11Let's go.
18:12One minute.
18:13Your girl is mine.
18:15Such a stupid name.
18:18On 26th January,
18:19there should be some patriotic theme.
18:22Love.
18:23Sacrifice.
18:24Country.
18:27There is.
18:28There are three things.
18:31You can see the love.
18:33Country is his father.
18:35And I am sacrificing.
18:36I am the producer.
18:40He doesn't have money to buy bread.
18:42And he wants to be a producer.
18:48Anyway.
18:50Veer.
18:51There is a kiss in the script.
18:53And you kissed her.
18:54No love.
18:55No emotions.
18:56There should be build up.
18:58Brother.
18:59I didn't understand.
19:01You didn't understand.
19:02I will explain.
19:03Move.
19:04Let it be.
19:05Brother.
19:06One minute.
19:07Brother.
19:08He is experienced.
19:09Come here.
19:10Why?
19:11Why?
19:13After getting sponsors for our show,
19:15our dream will come true.
19:17Oh my God.
19:18What did you say?
19:19Anyway.
19:20Love.
19:21What is that dream?
19:23That can only be seen in sleep.
19:25The dream should be
19:27that which makes you sleep.
19:29Veer.
19:30Sleep.
19:31Sleep.
19:32Brother.
19:33Yes.
19:34What is it?
19:35Your phone is ringing.
19:36Where?
19:37In your pocket.
19:38Bloody Roshotu.
19:39Roshotu.
19:40Roshotu.
19:41No.
19:42Ketoto Mepenziwango.
19:43This time brother did too much with Vidya.
19:46Now you understand
19:47how it feels when someone else
19:48shops on your credit card.
19:50Will someone tell me
19:51what is happening?
19:52Suddenly Mr. Dharam came
19:53and thought I was Vidya
19:54and doubled my pocket money.
19:55In short,
19:56I am Vidya from today
19:57and you are Jhanvi.
19:58And before there is
19:59any new problem, go.
20:00Please.
20:01Go.
20:02Don't worry.
20:03It's 2 o'clock
20:04and Venus's position
20:05has become vertical.
20:06So there won't be any problem.
20:07Vidya, please.
20:08Namaste, sister-in-law.
20:17How are you, my rock star brother?
20:19Brother.
20:20Sister-in-law Jhanvi.
20:21What's going on?
20:22Where is Mr. Dharam?
20:23Brother.
20:24He has gone.
20:25Roshotu.
20:26But how did he go like this?
20:27Without any prime notice?
20:28At least tell me.
20:29Idiot, go.
20:30Don't do.
20:31Just chill.
20:32I have prayed
20:33and it was accepted.
20:34Your honour,
20:35I am owner in the bungalow.
20:36Do you understand?
20:37Understand what?
20:38Just chill.
20:39Don't do.
20:40Who are you people?
20:41He is...
20:42He is...
20:43He is Prem's friend.
20:44Oh.
20:45How do you do?
20:46Raghunandan Das.
20:47Govardhan Das.
20:48Don't do.
20:49Don't do.
20:50I am owner of bungalow.
20:54They are mad doctors.
20:56They don't look like it.
20:58Should I get the luggage?
20:59Don't do.
21:00Just chill.
21:01The flight hasn't resumed yet.
21:02But how?
21:03Mr. Dharam.
21:04Veer, I will leave now.
21:05Namaste.
21:06Namaste.
21:07Chotala.
21:10When did you come?
21:12Sir, you are at home
21:14but they are saying
21:15that you have gone to Lushotu.
21:16What is this mad man doing here?
21:18Vidya, come here.
21:20Sir, she is Jhanvi.
21:22Mine?
21:23You also come here.
21:24Sir, she is Jhanvi.
21:25She is Vidya.
21:26Have you gone mad?
21:28She is Vidya.
21:29One mad man
21:30sees all the mad people.
21:33All mad, one mad.
21:34Look alive.
21:35Sir.
21:36Why are you pulling me, sir?
21:37Are you Aladdin's lamp
21:39that I will pull you?
21:41No.
21:42Well done, Dr. Chiraguddin.
21:44Treat me well.
21:45Carry on.
21:46Hey.
21:47He is not a doctor, idiot.
21:48Absolutely correct.
21:50This sofa is not a sofa.
21:51This door is not a door.
21:53This pant is not a pant.
21:54This Ajay Devgan is not Ajay Devgan.
21:56This doctor is not a doctor.
21:58Don't you mind it?
21:59Get out.
22:00Get out.
22:01Veer, take him out.
22:02Jhanvi, come here.
22:03Sir.
22:04Sir, she is not Jhanvi.
22:05Shall I get the luggage?
22:06Just find the shield, son.
22:08Sir, are you going mad?
22:10What madness
22:11have you done, Chotala?
22:12That's why I have called you, doctor.
22:14Take doctor,
22:15and take you mad.
22:17Isn't it, Prem?
22:18Veer.
22:20Veer.
22:21Veer, you have to say it right.
22:22Come on, sir.
22:23Come on.
22:24Get that rascal out.
22:25Get him out.
22:26Come on.
22:27Tell me one thing.
22:28Why is Mr. Dharam
22:29calling Vidya Jhanvi?
22:30What is this, Mr. Chotala?
22:31You meet us
22:32on the fifth day of every month.
22:33And still you are saying this.
22:34Fifth day?
22:35I have come on the first day of the month.
22:38Chotala, what is wrong with you?
22:40You make mistakes on the fifth day too?
22:41He has gone mad.
22:43And she,
22:44she is my Jhanvi.
22:45That's right, Prem.
22:46And she is my Vidya.
22:48She is mine.
22:50You rascal.
22:52I will make mincemeat out of you right now.
22:55Sir, he hasn't gone mad.
22:56You have gone mad.
22:57I have gone mad?
22:59Chotala.
23:00I have broken four noses of my staff.
23:03I think it's your turn.
23:04No, no, no.
23:05Should I get the stuff?
23:06Don't do. Just chill, brother.
23:07Okay.
23:08Wait a minute.
23:09You don't talk to a doctor like this, brother.
23:10Just look.
23:11I am a doctor.
23:12Are you a doctor?
23:13Is he asking or telling?
23:15He is telling.
23:16This is for your treatment.
23:18For your well-being.
23:20Just for your safety.
23:23Give me.
23:25Should I get the stuff?
23:26Should I get the stuff?
23:28Should I get the stuff?
23:29Should I get the stuff?
23:30He is beating me.
23:31He is beating me.
23:32How is he beating?
23:42Sir.
23:44This is Vidya.
23:45I swear on my mother, sir.
23:48That's what I am saying, Chotala.
23:49This is Vidya.
23:50No, sir.
23:51I mean...
23:52Chotala, you are tired.
23:53I...
23:54I mean, you are tired.
23:56You need holidays.
23:58Got it?
23:59Holidays.
24:00Holidays?
24:01Look.
24:02As soon as the flight gets resumed,
24:03inform me.
24:04Okay?
24:05Now.
24:06Okay, sir.
24:07Hey, guys.
24:08Hi, Vidya.
24:09Hi.
24:10Vidya.
24:11Hi.
24:12Hi, Betty.
24:13Hi.
24:14Hi.
24:15Brother, she is Betty.
24:16She is the keyboard player in our band.
24:17Hello, sir.
24:18Hello.
24:19Veer, we are getting late for the show.
24:20Show?
24:21Today is our band's first performance.
24:22Yes, yes.
24:23Let's go.
24:24Let's go.
24:25Brother Dharam, why don't you join us?
24:26Come.
24:27Why not?
24:28I would love to.
24:29Shall we go?