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Mika Singh in Comedy Circus | Kapil Sharma, Sudesh and Krushna Hilarious Comedy

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00:00Namaskar! Aadab!
00:01There's no time to waste.
00:03I want to tell you about the biggest breaking news of the moment.
00:06And this breaking news has been brought to you by...
00:10Co-inute, True Basmati Presents, Comedy Circus's new era, Tabla Toh.
00:15Just now, our producer told us that after the 2G and 3G scam,
00:20the biggest Parle-G scam has happened.
00:23Archana Puran Singh has eaten 180 trucks full of Parle-G.
00:28There's a doubt that it's the hand of the foreign powers.
00:31Anyway, whoever's hand it is, it's Archana's stomach.
00:35Let's move on to the next breaking news.
00:38Today, finally, Sohail Khan has extended a hand of friendship towards Rajiv Thakur.
00:44And then, he slapped him hard.
00:47Anyway, you must have understood from these things that today is our breaking news special.
00:53And now, from the world of entertainment, for the breaking news,
00:58I will come in a glamorous way.
01:02I want to give a warning to all the girls of the Comedy Circus set
01:07to cover your face with a chunni.
01:08You must have understood that today, our guests are here,
01:11whom everyone asks,
01:14Hey brother, why did you kiss?
01:16Please welcome, the one and only, Mika!
01:21Welcome!
01:23Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:26Is it necessary to say that you have robbed the hearts of our audience?
01:30Well, I have robbed it and this song is coming in the movie, Loot.
01:32Yes, and you are also coming in the movie, Loot.
01:35I am also coming by mistake.
01:36By mistake?
01:37I don't have much interest in acting, but my friend, Anna Sureshetti,
01:41Yes.
01:41He told me that I have to do it, so I said, always, always.
01:43Ready for my friends.
01:45And with the same excuse, you have come here to promote Loot and to give us your darshan.
01:49Of course, I have come to give you my darshan.
01:51Thank you so much, thank you so much.
01:53And I have come to meet my friend, Sohail bhai.
01:56We are meeting after a long time here.
01:58Every time, Sohail bhai's size is increasing.
02:01Size means, the size of the body.
02:02Yes, yes.
02:03And Archana ji's size is always good.
02:06Zero figure.
02:07Come on, Mika ji, you sit there and give your blessings to all our couples.
02:13Everywhere, it is seen that to get votes from the public,
02:16leaders make various promises.
02:18Our leaders are also making various promises.
02:22Please welcome Krishna as common man and Sudesh as leader.
02:27That's it.
02:28That's all I had to say.
02:30First of all,
02:31greetings to all of you, Mika sahib, I love you so much.
02:34Sohail sahib, Archana ji,
02:36the public is everything to me.
02:39I...
02:42No.
02:45It's good.
02:46Oh, God.
02:47Where have you come from?
02:48You have come from Dharavi, haven't you?
02:51Since childhood, I was very fond of earning fame and becoming a star night and day.
02:55Some people told me, give a kiss to Mika, you will become a star night and day.
03:00But I thought, no,
03:01I don't want to do this.
03:02First, buy a cake, spend money.
03:04Then...
03:05By the way, my birthday comes after three years.
03:08I have my own creativity.
03:10But I say,
03:12if you all make me win,
03:14then I will not miss anything.
03:16I will deliver water to all of your homes.
03:19My responsibility for the water is yours for the liquor.
03:22If someone doesn't have a child at home,
03:24then I will come to his house myself
03:26with Surinder.
03:28He will play the tabla and the child will be born.
03:31You think,
03:32he will play the tabla, how will the child be born?
03:34He will play the tabla,
03:35I am free,
03:36I will pray to God.
03:38He gives it to everyone.
03:42No. 9
03:43This is No. 7.
03:44You people don't think of each other.
03:46What will you make me do?
03:48Hey!
03:50Shut up!
03:51Who said that? You?
03:52I said that.
03:53Then take my name and say it.
03:55There are a lot of people in the control room
03:57who want to take credit.
03:59Move!
04:01Move!
04:02Move!
04:03Ms. Archana, I am sorry.
04:04I didn't hit him with your big slipper.
04:06Okay, thank you.
04:07His slipper was so big,
04:09that Vipul Shah took it out.
04:10It's raining, right?
04:12He is sitting on the roof with a chair.
04:15Hey!
04:16Don't say anything about our producer.
04:18I have learned to rob from him.
04:21Don't take his name.
04:22He is a very good man.
04:24They told me,
04:27if you need money,
04:28let me know.
04:30One day, I told them.
04:32They said, it's good that you told me.
04:33Now, I will never answer your call.
04:38It's okay.
04:39I am there.
04:40I am there.
04:41I will solve everyone's problems.
04:42Just let me win once.
04:43Give me a vote.
04:44Even if it's just one vote.
04:46See, he agrees.
04:47He gets only one vote.
04:48I get nine.
04:51Sir, I have a few questions.
04:53I wrote them last night.
04:56Sir, tell me one thing.
04:57What do you want to say
04:58about the increasing population?
05:00Look, I think
05:01this is the hand of the neighboring country.
05:03What nonsense are you talking?
05:05How can it be the hand of the neighboring country?
05:07What nonsense are you talking?
05:09Come here.
05:11I want
05:12this country
05:13needs young men like you.
05:15Really?
05:16Yes.
05:17I am one.
05:18Where will you get the other eight?
05:19No, no.
05:20You are equal to one nine.
05:22Really?
05:23See, he agrees.
05:24Nine is mine.
05:25One is his.
05:27Listen.
05:28I want to succeed.
05:29But I cannot succeed alone.
05:31I am leaving.
05:32You come to my party.
05:33No, sir.
05:34I have no interest in politics.
05:36It's not politics.
05:37It's my son's birthday.
05:38I have organized a party.
05:39I don't want to go.
05:40It will be fun.
05:41Okay.
05:42You will get booze.
05:43Krishna and Sudesh are coming.
05:44Okay.
05:45That famous couple, Krishna and Sudesh.
05:46Yes.
05:47They are coming to the party.
05:48Yes.
05:49I have given them five lakhs.
05:50Really?
05:51Yes.
05:52Sudesh took four and a half lakhs.
05:53Does he run his house
05:54with four and a half lakhs?
05:58Get lost.
06:00That's great, Mr. Mika.
06:02A big round of applause for Mr. Mika.
06:05Mr. Mika is the only singer
06:07in our film industry
06:09who loves to sing
06:10as well as play the guitar.
06:13He plays the guitar so well.
06:16Sir, can I tell you something?
06:20Even I love to play the guitar.
06:22People whistle with their mouths.
06:24I can even play the flute with my mouth.
06:25I will show you.
06:30Keep watching.
06:31Bring the flute.
06:34Mr. Mika.
06:35Yes, sir.
06:36The writers were very confused.
06:37They said,
06:38we will not write such things
06:39that will make Mr. Mika feel bad.
06:40Then I explained to them.
06:42I said,
06:43the person who is singing
06:44about his world
06:45and his world
06:48will never feel bad about it.
06:51Sir, I have heard
06:56that you have a big farmhouse in Delhi.
06:59But you are here all night.
07:00The farmhouse will be wasted today.
07:05You are so unlucky.
07:09You have not seen their farmhouse.
07:10It is amazing.
07:12Thank you, sir.
07:14Thank you, sir.
07:17I never thought
07:19you would clap so much for me.
07:22Sir, they are not clapping.
07:24Most of the drunk people
07:25come to the audience
07:26and make tobacco at night.
07:29Oh, sister.
07:30Mother, sister.
07:32You should not say
07:33mother, sister.
07:36He did whatever
07:37he wanted to do.
07:40Tell me, who are you?
07:42I think you did not recognize me.
07:43No, I did not.
07:45Come here.
07:46Oh, yes.
07:47Oh, yes.
07:48Oh, yes.
07:49Oh, yes.
07:50Oh, yes.
07:51Oh, yes.
07:52Oh, yes.
07:53Oh, yes.
07:54Oh, yes.
07:55Oh, yes.
07:56Oh, yes.
07:57Oh, yes.
07:58Oh, yes.
07:59Oh, yes.
08:00Mother, sister.
08:01Mother, sister.
08:02Hey.
08:03I want to play
08:04my celebrity, Mika Mika.
08:06Didn't you hear my song?
08:07Which one?
08:08Play it.
08:09Which one?
08:13One minute.
08:15Brother, tell me
08:16what are you doing here?
08:17I am going to the comedy circus.
08:19Comedy circus?
08:20Sir, you are too much.
08:22I agree that
08:23when you sing a little
08:24we laugh a little.
08:26That means
08:27you join the comedy circus.
08:28You go.
08:29This is a little…
08:31Brother, I didn't mean that.
08:33I mean,
08:34I am going
08:35as a judge.
08:37Guest.
08:38Oh, you are going as a guest judge.
08:39Yes, yes.
08:40Then why don't you go
08:41as a permanent judge?
08:42No, I am not that free.
08:45I sit there till 4-5 in the night.
08:46I don't have any work.
08:48Yes.
08:49If you say,
08:50I can sing there.
08:51Sing, sing.
08:52It will be fun.
08:53Archana ji,
08:54if you allow me,
08:55I will say a Punjabi thing.
08:56Absolutely.
08:57Even if you don't allow me,
08:58I will still sing.
09:01I am the first one.
09:03It is said,
09:04talk about the show you go to.
09:05Yes.
09:06Once again.
09:07Let me listen to Vipul ji.
09:08Yes.
09:10Comedy
09:13Circus
09:16Vipul
09:18Roshini
09:21I respect everyone.
09:22A big round of applause.
09:32Yes, Suresh.
09:40Stop it.
09:41You guys
09:42defame me on purpose.
09:44That's it.
09:46Thank you so much.
09:53I don't understand.
09:54You are there.
09:55You are here.
09:56What do you say?
09:57Tell us.
09:58I am surprised that
09:59Larry bhaji
10:00is copying so fast.
10:03I have known Larry
10:04since 10 years.
10:05And since 10 years,
10:06I mean,
10:07he has just come from comedy circus.
10:08Since 10 years,
10:09he is making fun of me.
10:11Look,
10:12I know you will copy me.
10:13I will take off my glasses.
10:14Take it.
10:17The story will not end.
10:18Archana,
10:19coming to you.
10:20What will you say
10:21about this Mika bhaji?
10:23Today,
10:24for two things,
10:25one is the talent
10:26of our comedy circus
10:27which I can see
10:28here today.
10:29For that,
10:30and one is
10:31what I call
10:32a sporting judge.
10:33But our guest judge
10:34is so sporting
10:35for both these reasons.
10:38Congratulations.
10:40Thank you, Archana ji.
10:42Krishna,
10:43seeing both of you,
10:44I mean,
10:45you know,
10:46life seems happier.
10:47And
10:48when I come here
10:49to comedy circus,
10:50watching both of you
10:51is
10:52after so many years
10:53is such an
10:54utter joy
10:55and such an
10:56utter treat.
10:57Thank you for
10:58entertaining us
10:59and thank you, Mika,
11:00you are such a sport.
11:01Fabulous.
11:03Thank you, Archana ji.
11:04Thank you so much.
11:05Suhail?
11:06Sudarshan,
11:07I mean,
11:08you and Krishna,
11:09I have realized
11:10is that
11:11you yourself
11:12enjoy it.
11:13And when you
11:14enjoy it,
11:15I think that
11:16positive energy
11:17comes across.
11:18We all enjoy it.
11:19The attention
11:20of a common man
11:21and the one
11:22who comes and
11:23you know,
11:24idea,
11:25the kind of blessings
11:26you all must be
11:27getting from people.
11:30Please take
11:31a shower of marks.
11:32Ten points.
11:39Now,
11:40the apocalypse will come.
11:41In 2012,
11:42the world will end.
11:43And
11:44Vishaka is coming
11:45to show the live telecast
11:46of this apocalypse
11:47as a reporter
11:48and Mantra
11:49as various characters.
11:50Please welcome them.
11:51Wow.
11:53Hello.
11:54Newspaper company.
11:55Yeah.
11:56I had given him
11:57a missed call.
11:58Yes,
11:59listen my grandfather
12:00has a diploma.
12:01I had to add him
12:02to my newspaper.
12:03Yes.
12:04What?
12:05One word
12:06for fifty rupees?
12:07Okay,
12:08so write,
12:09Shraddhanjali
12:10Grandfather.
12:11What?
12:12Minimum
12:13you have to use
12:14six words.
12:15Okay,
12:16so write,
12:17Shraddhanjali
12:18Grandfather.
12:19Boondi
12:20for sixty rupees.
12:21dadaji boondi satt rupiah kilo, and haan mera boondi ka dukaan hai, ade mera dadaji mala
12:28tu kyu emotional hoon hai, phone rak, ade sohail sahi, kaise hai, archana sahi, mikka
12:34sahi, kaise hai, badiya hai, ade maine suna hai ki aaj 21 dicember 2012 poora duniya
12:38khatam hone wale hai, ade ek raat ke andar poora duniya aise kaise khatam ho sakta hai,
12:43ade main to poora koshish bhi kar loon to ek baar mein ek darjan kela ke upar khaan
12:46nahi sakta, main chhilka khaane ka koshish karta hai main, chhilka chhodta nahi hai main,
12:51ye tatun dekh raha hai, mera bibi ne pichle saal gift kiya tha, main reuse kar raha hai,
12:55ade main to subah subah chai bhi ande ka chhilke mein peeta hai, ade ye cup ka paisa bachta
13:01hai iss se, aur keh bhi sakta hai ki subah naashta mein maine anda chai khaaya, main
13:07ko malam pada ki duniya khatam hone wale hai, main apna saada saamaan bech diya, aur paisa
13:11jo hai apne gaon mein apne jameen ke neeche daba diya, khali main gaya tha main wo map
13:16mein dekha naqsa mein mera gaon ka naam hi nahi, main wala acha hai duniya khatam ho jayega
13:20mera gaon to bach jayega aur uska naam hi nahi uske andar, lekin ye duniya khatam hone
13:25ka vaat chena mere ko waise zyada dar nahi lagda hai, lekin wala peet mein thoda sa garbar
13:29ho gaya to maine socha ek baar halka ho lena chahiye, do phaide hote hain social science
13:33cheez se, ek to peet saaf ho jata hai aur koi ye to nahi bol sakta ki duniya chhodne
13:37se pehle duniya ke liye kuch chhod ke nahi gaya, hain ke nahi, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
13:40Breaking News, Breaking News, Breaking News, aaj 21 December 2012, kuch hi khanton mein
13:47duniya ho jayegi khatm, Breaking News, dekhiye, dekhiye yez aadmi ko, duniya ko khatm hone
13:53se pehle, isne apne saare ke saare kapde utaar diye, kyun, aayiye inse baat karte hai, sir
13:59aapne ye saare kapde utaar diye, matlab boriye, kya kya tyaag kar diya aapne, boliye, koi
14:04wale, abhi tak kya kiya nahi, bas pehle tyaag karne jayi raha tha
14:06haan, suniye, is mahan aadmi ke mahan vichar, suniye, sir, humare darshak aapko dekhna chahate hai, sir
14:14wale, men ko dekhne se kaa matlab hai, dekhna hai toh subah-subah railway ka patri padha ho
14:18main aur mera saath hi log milkar tyaag karta hai
14:20haan, dekhiye, humare, is aadmi ke uchh vichar, sir, humare darshak aapko dekhna chahate hai, sir
14:28ab aap jaha jayenge, humara camera aapke saath aayega, sir
14:31ab joh bhi kuchh hoga, camera ke saamne, camera ke saamne hoga, sir
14:35pakade kya, main ko saram aata hai, main sab ke saamne kuchh nahi karenga
14:38aade, main ko abhi jaldi mein hai, main ko jaane dena
14:42sir, kayamat to aane wali hai, dekhin aapko itni jaldi kyu hai
14:45aade, kayamat aaye na aaye, tune main ko agar pakad ke rakha na, toh jo aayega, wo kayamat se zyada bhayankar hoga
14:50sir, aakhir sawal, bolo, bolo, haan, sir, aap mujhe bataiye, aapko jaane se pehle, sab se zyada kis ke yaad aa rahi hai
14:58toilet ki
15:00sir, Archana ji ko toilet humara bastan nahi hai, sir
15:04aade, malum hai, pichle teen minute mein, paanch baat chahle ke saamne aag kar chuki hai, wo
15:08main ko malum hai, aade, lekin uske chakkar mein, main toilet kar jaao, pakad samajha kya hai kya
15:12sir, suniye na sir, sir, suniye, dekha yeh aadmi ko, uchh aadmi ke uchh vichar
15:17kher, ab milte hai, humare studio mein baithe, Prabhu Bawla se
15:21mitra, Prabhu Bawla, meri aawas aa rahi hai, Prabhu, Prabhu, mujhe sun rahe hain aap, Prabhu
15:28lagta hai Prabhu se connection tood gaya, iska matlab, iska matlab kayamat aane wali hai, bhaago
15:39bhaago, bhaago
15:49duniya khatam ho gayi, arre, duniya khatam ho gayi fir bhi aap yahi baithe ho
15:57phir, pata nahi main kaha hoon, iska matlab, puri dharti par main akeli hoon, akeli, aajao
16:06koi hai, meri madad karo, bhaiyo, ek se bale do, do se bale teen, naan the superstar, rajni
16:15khans, sound effects please, puri dharti ukhad gayi, aur aap kisse bache ho, hai, yeh duniya
16:25khatam ho sakte, par rajni khans khatam nahi ho sakte, ek ladka apni ungli par basketball
16:34khumate hai aur bola, rajni anna can you do this, maine bola you idiot, it is just a ball,
16:39yeh duniya jo khoom rahi hai, wo kiske ungli par khoom rahi hai, lekin yeh duniya khatam
16:45dese ho gayi, actually mera ungli dukh raha tha, toh main ungli shift kiya, isliye, sir,
16:51iska matlab puri dharti pe aap hi bache ho, no, mere do dost aur hai, dev anand aur ek
16:57hangal, kuch bhi ho ja hun dono ko bhi kuch nahi hoenga, god bless them I'd say, wo abhi ghar
17:02pe bethke khairam khil rahi hai, sir, yeh aap is duniya ko firse basa sakte ho, well, I can
17:08think about it, you see is duniya mein bahut zyada population hai, aur main teen minute
17:12bhai, wo population firse faida kar sakta hai, yeh, toh firse duniya basao na sir, I will try,
17:20but I will need a female companion I'd say, oh my god, you naughty sir, lekin main hoon na,
17:30lady, my rajnikanth hai, lekin itna capacity mera bhi nahi hai, kya capacity ki baat kar rahe
17:38ho sir, waha Shakti Kapoor Big Boss mein tera tera ladkiyon ke saath reh raha hai,
17:42aap mujhse bhaag rahe ho, hey ladki, mera insult nahi karna, aur yeh Big Boss,
17:48apna ghar banane se pehle Rajni ka ghar main rahi the tha, aur dialogue tha,
17:54Rajnikanth chahate hain ki Big Boss mere confession room mein aaye, samjhaya,
17:58phir kya, merko bahar raha na phada, main ek film kar raha hai, Raavan,
18:03sir, mainne suna hai ki aap Shahrukh ki film mein, kuch 2.5 minute ka cameo kiya rahe hai,
18:07hey you idiot, wo Rajnikanth ka 2.5 minute film hai, jisme Shahrukh 2.5 gante ka cameo kar raha hai,
18:13wow, aapne toh bahot takat hai sir, yes, sir aapke health ka raaj kya hai sir,
18:21one apple a day keeps the doctor away, breaking news, Rajnikanth khata hai roz ek apple,
18:27yes, sir, aap roz ek apple khate ho, roz, tumhare paas iPhone hai, uske andar jo
18:33apple ka aadha tukda gaya wo kaun khaya, main khaya, sir, you are great sir, great,
18:42sir, aapko kisi kaam mein kabhi mushkil nahi hoti, Rajni ko kabhi kisi kaam mein mushkil
18:46nahi hota, main paani mein aag laga sakta hai, machneon ke saath ped pe chad sakta hai,
18:51oot ke saath kho ko khel sakta hai, lekin mere liye sabse mushkil kaam hai,
18:56in dono se 10-10 number nikalwana ek se, come on Rajni and Rajnikanth.
19:02Sir, kamal ka live telecast tha kya duniya end ho gayi lekin aap kisko news deri thi phir,
19:16the act started off a little slow but it was I think Vishakha's energy that didn't drop the act
19:24from the beginning and when you came back Mantra jab aap wapas aaye it took it to a different
19:29level only, hats off to that man, thank you, Vikram bhaji, well man toh bahot enjoy kar raha
19:35hai Mantra bhaji, shagya ho toh, mujhe laga hai jaise Rajnikanth hi aa raha hai,
19:41aur aap bhi bahot kumar hai, aap mein energy wohi hai ke chayan se sona hai toh jaag jayenge,
19:46mujhe aisa lag raha tha koi waise bhi banda aa gaya tha, bahot achha, bahot enjoy kar raha,
19:49and all the best sir, thank you, thank you bhaji, Archana, mujhe concept bahot pasand
19:54aaya yeh dharti ka vinaash hone ka and then how you have recreated that on the on stage,
20:01very interestingly, very creatively done, Rajnikanth was very good, I think the act was
20:06enjoyable, thank you, thank you, hume bhi thoda enjoy kar aadi jaye, achche scores dedi jaye,
20:12Sohail, 9 points, Archana, for your Rajnikanth, 9 points, thank you, thank you,
20:42chaliye dekhte hai, please welcome Kapil as architect and Shweta as secretary,
21:12left main bathroom aana chahiye,
21:29so cute,
21:42hume kamara jo upar hona chahiye,
22:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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30:00Aachh na
30:02ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah
30:06Ek time baad, wo joh Kapilism wala act hai jo mujhe bahut pasand hai
30:11that I am seeing an evidence of
30:13and uhh, Shweta pehle bhi kaha hai ki aap jab aati hai stage par
30:18you win the battle for Kapil, for your partner
30:21wonderful, wonderful, beautiful
30:23Thank you mam
30:25Sohail
30:26Jobi maine thoda seekha hai, I've learnt from my dad
30:27learned from my dad and he says that if you look the character half the battle
30:31is won. The thing about Shweta and Kapil they look the characters it amazes me
30:38that we've got talent of you kind with us here. Thank you Sohail bhai.
30:45Kapil bhaji has done a great job and whenever I watch Comedy Circus I don't miss any of his episodes.
30:52Thank you bhaji.
30:53I listen to him but I always watch Shweta.
30:56Oh gosh.
30:58Sohail bhai can't speak but I have spoken.
31:02Kapil bhaji sings very well and as I said I always listen to you but I watch my love. I love you Shweta.
31:12Sohail, Archana what scores will you give them?
31:1510 points.
31:17Archana, 10 points.
31:27Listen, listen, listen.
31:29The government is informed that the king is going to get married and the wedding planner Siddharth is coming to plan the wedding.
31:39Today I am going to plan a big wedding ceremony of my life.
31:43All the poverty will end.
31:452-4 crores will come inside.
31:47And Archana ji tell you how poor we are.
31:50When we had to eat banana we used to fill banana in the peel and then eat banana.
31:56First I will call the lender.
31:58Hello, hello Tukaram.
32:00Send my wife back.
32:03I took her for 2 lakhs.
32:05It's been 6 months.
32:06Now I have 4 lakhs on you.
32:10Hang up the phone.
32:11I have come here.
32:12He is a king's man.
32:13Why hasn't he come to take me?
32:15Push up.
32:20Do it at home.
32:22Push up.
32:23Hello, hello.
32:24Why are you pushing me?
32:26Sir, this is the style here.
32:28Okay, okay.
32:29Do one thing.
32:30Keep this.
32:31Thank you, sir.
32:32But don't tell anyone.
32:33What?
32:34That you gave me this.
32:36I won't tell your king.
32:38I gave you a tip.
32:39I am the king, sir.
32:41You are the king?
32:42Yes.
32:43How are you the king?
32:44According to the costume I am the king.
32:46Whoever has this costume here is the king.
32:51Raja, come.
32:52Let's sit and talk.
32:53Come.
32:54Sit, sir.
32:55What is this?
32:56What is this?
32:57Sir, we are very poor.
32:58We don't have a chair to sit here.
33:00Then?
33:01The ladies who come to our house,
33:03we make them sit on this chair.
33:06And what if there is a male?
33:07Then we have to adjust the women of our house.
33:12Okay, fine.
33:13What is your name?
33:17What is your name?
33:18What are you doing?
33:19Tell me your name.
33:20Sir, my name is only hmm.
33:24In such a small country,
33:25how could I keep a big name?
33:27That's why I kept the name hmm.
33:29Okay, hmm is a good name.
33:31What is your wife's name?
33:36Hey, I am not that kind of a man.
33:38I am very decent.
33:39Sir, you are getting me wrong.
33:41It's my wife's name.
33:44Sir, I was not going to get married.
33:46Then?
33:47I had drunk a lot once at a party.
33:49I was standing in front like this.
33:50I asked, what is your name?
33:52She told me.
33:53Then I had to get married.
33:57What arrangements do you have to make?
33:58I have to make arrangements.
34:00Whoever comes in the wedding procession,
34:02whoever says veg,
34:03I have to give them veg.
34:04Whoever says non-veg,
34:05I have to give them non-veg.
34:06Wait a minute.
34:07I will write it down.
34:08Veg food, non-veg.
34:09Hey, who said food, sir?
34:12Whoever says veg,
34:13I am talking about jokes.
34:14Whoever says veg joke,
34:16I have to give them veg.
34:17Yes, Mr. Sohail.
34:18Whoever says non-veg,
34:19I have to give them non-veg.
34:21Okay, Mr. Archana?
34:26Then will the wedding procession eat?
34:27I have written on the card, sir,
34:29that you have to eat from home.
34:32I remembered from the card,
34:33that the card will be from abroad.
34:35Oh, Mr. Archana,
34:36card from abroad.
34:37You are going to get a lot of stuff.
34:38No, sir.
34:39There is no printing machine in our country.
34:41That's why I got it printed from abroad.
34:43There is no printing machine?
34:44No, sir.
34:45If I had money,
34:46then I would have written a note of Rs. 100
34:47on a paper with a pencil.
34:49And if I got angry,
34:50I would have written a note of Rs. 10 as well.
34:54Okay, fine.
34:55But you have to give me
34:56the printed money.
34:59Okay, tell me,
35:00who all did you invite to the wedding?
35:03I didn't invite anyone, sir.
35:05That was my friend's son's wedding.
35:08So everyone was coming there.
35:09That's why I am getting married there.
35:13No, it's not like that.
35:14You will have to book a hotel for me.
35:17Why a hotel, sir?
35:18I am really getting married.
35:20I don't need a hotel.
35:23No, it's not like that.
35:24I am saying that
35:25you will have to book a hotel for your honeymoon.
35:27If I book a hotel for my honeymoon,
35:29then will I dry the papads
35:30in the bed that I will get?
35:35That's right.
35:36He is such a big king.
35:37He won't have a hotel.
35:39He will have a palace.
35:40He will have thousands of rooms.
35:41Right?
35:42Thousands of rooms?
35:43Not thousands of rooms, sir.
35:44He will take thousands of rupees for a room.
35:48Come, everyone.
35:49No.
35:50No, no.
35:51No, no.
35:52Get lost.
35:53No, sir.
35:54I am telling you.
35:55My wife...
35:56Come and design the room.
35:57Just tell me
35:58what function
35:59this beggar king has to do.
36:02Sir, why do you call him a beggar?
36:04Did you hear that?
36:05We don't have fine eyes or fine ears.
36:09The king is going to sing at our wedding.
36:11The king is going to sing?
36:12Yes.
36:13Which country?
36:14Altaf Raza.
36:16Did you give him money?
36:17I am just giving him a chance to sing.
36:19That's all.
36:20But why did you call him?
36:22You should have called Shah Rukh Khan.
36:23No, sir.
36:24I couldn't have called him.
36:25Why?
36:26Because we are spending
36:27the same amount
36:28as ISD.
36:33But you told me
36:34that it is the biggest wedding of the century.
36:36The biggest wedding of the century?
36:38I told you on the phone
36:40that it is the biggest wedding
36:41of the century.
36:44And yes,
36:45I want a compromise
36:46in everything at the wedding.
36:47But I want an elephant
36:48to sprinkle sand.
36:52How will the elephant sprinkle sand?
36:54He will lift his legs
36:55and sprinkle it.
36:56How much?
37:01Okay, okay.
37:02Forget that.
37:03Did you make the jewellery?
37:04Jewellery?
37:05How will I make the jewellery, sir?
37:06I am getting married
37:07by mortgaging my aunt.
37:10Okay, then
37:11I will talk to you.
37:12Come here.
37:13Let's talk about money.
37:14Yes, sir.
37:15How much will you give me?
37:18How much will you give me?
37:19Give me work.
37:21And on top of that
37:22give me money.
37:23You beggar.
37:25Wait.
37:26Give me money
37:27to go to India.
37:28You can't go to India.
37:29Why?
37:30Because the one
37:31who comes from India
37:32never goes back.
37:33I also came from India, sir.
37:35You are a scoundrel.
37:37Oh, God.
37:57So, Hale, what will you say
37:58about these two?
37:59Bharti,
38:00whenever you have
38:01played a character
38:02or used a tone,
38:04I think that you have done
38:05full justice to it.
38:06Fantastic job.
38:07And Siddharth,
38:09I enjoyed the act.
38:10Arshina.
38:11It was a simple act.
38:13It was simply written.
38:14It was simply performed.
38:16As much as you were given
38:17in terms of script,
38:18you have done
38:19even better than that.
38:20Mika.
38:21I am a big fan of Bharti
38:23because Bharti herself
38:24is so big.
38:26So, according to her,
38:27I am a big fan of her
38:28and she makes me laugh a lot
38:29and her voice is very cute.
38:30God bless you.
38:31And Siddharth,
38:32you did a good job
38:33and I wish you
38:34all the best.
38:36So, let's see the scores.
38:37So, Hale,
38:38how many points will you give her?
38:40Nine points.
38:41Arshina.
38:42Nine points
38:43from my side as well.
38:44Nine points.
38:46A big round of applause
38:47for Siddharth and Bharti.
38:54America has been hit
38:55by the recession.
38:56India has become
38:57bankrupt.
38:58In such a situation,
38:59a British mother and son
39:00have come to India.
39:02Let's see
39:03what happens to them.
39:05Please welcome Rajiv
39:06as English
39:07and Sugandha
39:08as various characters.
39:10Oh my God.
39:12We used to be so rich.
39:14Now we have become
39:15so poor.
39:16Americans.
39:17Londoners.
39:19What has the recession
39:20done to us?
39:22There was a time
39:24when we used to
39:25exchange our husbands
39:26every week.
39:28We used to get
39:29so many gifts on Father's Day.
39:31My children used to
39:32go to the movies.
39:34Mom.
39:36Mom.
39:38Mom.
39:40My dear son Toot.
39:42My mother,
39:43who do you know,
39:44that now we will
39:45become very rich.
39:47But how, son?
39:48We have got
39:49an Indian visa.
39:50Yeah.
39:51India?
39:52Yeah.
39:53But Toot,
39:54how is India?
39:55I am so excited.
39:56Please tell me
39:57how is India?
39:58India.
39:59India is a very rich country.
40:00Very rich.
40:01If we earn
40:02a little money,
40:03we will become
40:0450 dollars.
40:05Mom.
40:06We will become
40:07so rich.
40:09Mom,
40:10I want to impress
40:11the Indians.
40:12Teach me
40:13a Hindi song,
40:14mom.
40:15Mom.
40:17Go, son.
40:18Go.
40:19I will miss you,
40:20son.
40:21This is India.
40:22We have come
40:23to India.
40:24We have come to India.
40:25This is India.
40:26India is so rich.
40:28Look at the
40:29spit here.
40:30We spit there
40:31and we get
40:3250 dollars fine.
40:33Here they have
40:34spit for
40:35crores.
40:36Oh my God.
40:37India is so rich.
40:38Here you get
40:39money to
40:40sit and
40:41laugh for free.
40:43Once
40:44an Indian girl
40:45here
40:46gets set with me,
40:47I will marry her
40:48and then
40:49I will also
40:50get a ration card.
40:51After that
40:52I will divorce her
40:53and I will get
40:54citizenship here.
40:55Yeah.
40:56Ma'am.
40:57We have come,
40:58ma'am.
40:59We have come,
41:00ma'am.
41:01Ma'am.
41:02This is a very high
41:03village.
41:04Is it a good village?
41:05Shut up.
41:06Did you do
41:07all the work?
41:08Yes, yes.
41:09I have done
41:10all the work.
41:11I took your Tommy
41:12around.
41:13I gave him
41:14to eat cashews.
41:15He was not
41:16opening his mouth.
41:17I forced him
41:18to open his mouth
41:19and fed him.
41:20I found out later
41:21that it was
41:22not his mouth
41:23but his B-side.
41:24I am very tired.
41:25I have worked
41:26and worked
41:27and worked
41:29and I ate
41:30a little.
41:33I got a letter
41:34from your city.
41:36Yes,
41:37my cereal.
41:38I am coming.
41:40In the letter
41:41I can smell
41:42my London.
41:45Fish and chips
41:46smell.
41:48I smell my mother's
41:49love.
41:51Flurry of flord
41:52from my third
41:53father's job.
41:55Hey!
41:56Get to sleep
41:57We have a party tomorrow. Do all the work.
42:01I miss you.
42:04Hello.
42:05Hello.
42:06Mom.
42:07Hello, Tuj.
42:08Yeah, mom.
42:09How are you, Tuj? How are you?
42:10Good, mom.
42:11Tuj, are you crying?
42:13No, mom. I am not crying. I am happy here.
42:16No, Tuj. Tell me what happened.
42:18No, no. I am eating pizza, mom.
42:21They give us to eat pizza with pickles, mom.
42:24Mom, you know.
42:25There is racism here, mom.
42:27We white people are not allowed to live here.
42:29Some people call us proud to be Indian and beat us, mom.
42:32Mom, mom.
42:33Do you know?
42:34In the film fair, our Titanic got rejected, mom.
42:36In the foreign category.
42:37What?
42:38Yeah, mom.
42:39Mom.
42:40I can't sleep, mom.
42:42Please sing me a lullaby, mom.
42:44Okay, my baby.
42:45Okay.
42:48Hey!
42:50English!
42:52Calm down, Danta.
42:53Is everything okay?
42:54Are you still sleeping?
42:56No, mom.
42:57I am eating.
42:58Everything is okay.
42:59Is the guest here?
43:00The guest is not here.
43:01Look at the time.
43:02It's 5 o'clock.
43:03He is still sleeping.
43:04Okay.
43:05I will set everything.
43:06I will get a cold drink for the guest.
43:08Look at the condition of Indians.
43:10Even he has to ask for a cold drink.
43:14I won't give it to him.
43:15He is proud to be Indian.
43:17Sorry, sir.
43:18I am in your country.
43:19Sorry.
43:20Hey!
43:21Give me the burger.
43:23Sorry.
43:24You dropped the burger?
43:25Sorry.
43:26Do you know how expensive it is?
43:27Sorry.
43:28Huh?
43:29Was it a Paneer?
43:30Sorry.
43:31You have no work.
43:32Get out of here.
43:33This is not done in our country.
43:34What is there in your country?
43:35What is there?
43:36Here, marriage is a bond of seven births.
43:38And in our country,
43:39after having seven children,
43:40marriage is done.
43:41This is my country.
43:44What is there in your country?
43:45You always serve your parents.
43:47And on the next day,
43:48we throw them out of the house.
43:49This is my London.
43:52I don't want
43:53such a thing to happen to us in India.
43:56But if it happens,
43:57Sohail,
43:58I am proud to be Indian.
44:03Sohail,
44:04let's come to you first.
44:06I think this act was more of a,
44:09the script-wise,
44:10and a lot of satires,
44:12a lot of,
44:13in fact, in the whole act,
44:14there was a lot of meaning in the act.
44:16Both of you,
44:17who have started from London,
44:19I really thought it was a very well-written act.
44:21It was a very beautiful act.
44:23And if this act has been written,
44:26I think this was the most ideal way
44:28to perform this act also.
44:29Because if you go into comedy,
44:31then your meaningful things
44:33never come out.
44:35So I really appreciate that as actors,
44:37if you got this act,
44:38how well you all have done this act.
44:42It was very good.
44:43Especially Sugandha's voice is very good.
44:45The message was very good.
44:46I wish it was like this in London also.
44:48So that they understand
44:50how much love we have in India.
44:51And how much we respect our parents.
44:53How much we think before we get married.
44:55And if we get married,
44:56then we don't divorce.
44:58So very good.
45:00Arshina.
45:01Strictly speaking,
45:02this is out of the scope of a comedy act.
45:04This is more of a satire.
45:06It was a thought-provoking act.
45:08It was a very complicated act.
45:10In writing also,
45:11and in doing also.
45:12Rajiv, you did a wonderful performance.
45:14It was not a perfect act.
45:15But under the circumstances,
45:16very perfectly executed by both of you.
45:20So Suhail,
45:21how many marks will you give her?
45:239 points.
45:25Arshina.
45:26From my side also,
45:279.
45:289 points.
45:30Before leaving,
45:31Mika, a big thank you from all of us.
45:33Thank you for coming to the show.
45:36And with this,
45:37today's news ends here.
45:39But a breaking news is still left.
45:42In India,
45:43there is yet another attack of laughter.
45:45Which will continue every Saturday and Sunday.
45:48Only on
45:49Kohinoor True Basmati presents
45:51Comedy Circus's new era,
45:52Tabla Tour.

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