Krushna ने की Sudesh के साथ ये हरकत _ Best Of Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe
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00:00Mona is here.
00:00Hi, sir.
00:01Who are you?
00:04Come here, come here.
00:05With a heart.
00:06Sit, sit.
00:08Sit, sit, sit.
00:09Hi, sir.
00:10You?
00:11How did you get so late?
00:12Sir, there was a guy after me, sir.
00:16There was a guy after you? How did you get late?
00:18Sir, I was walking slowly.
00:20Oh, a joke, a joke.
00:23No, no, sir. This is Balbola.
00:26Balbola?
00:27Yes.
00:27Bablu, Bablu.
00:28Bablu.
00:29I see.
00:30Son.
00:31Yes.
00:31Go.
00:34Get a hot cup of coffee for Mona.
00:36Yes.
00:37And get a stick for Bablu.
00:39A stick?
00:40I said a stick, sir. A stick.
00:42Yes.
00:43Sir, why did you call for such a big meeting all of a sudden?
00:46I'll tell you.
00:47Yes, sir.
00:47Sit down.
00:52Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:54Today we are here
00:55to talk about our new show.
00:58English?
00:59We have to take the best talent available
01:02in the entire
01:04universe.
01:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:11Sir, I'm sorry. You don't know English?
01:14Wait a minute.
01:15I talk Punjabi.
01:17We are going to make a show
01:19that will amaze you.
01:21It's going to be great.
01:23It's not going to be a show where you have to say
01:25some things and some things you don't have to say.
01:29You don't have to say some things.
01:30It's not like,
01:31Nikul, my brother,
01:32this and that brother of mine
01:33are talking and robbing the producers.
01:37You don't know Punjabi?
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41I talk Bengali.
01:43Believe it or not,
01:45this is the beginning of the world.
01:46But the world is going to end soon.
01:49When the sun rises,
01:51the flowers will...
01:53Nothing happens.
01:55Then what should I do?
01:58It's a business, Vipul.
01:59I'm being paid.
02:00Do you understand?
02:02Anyway,
02:02they didn't understand anything.
02:04But you must have understood.
02:06Yes, sir.
02:06Yes, sir.
02:07I want to make a show
02:09that will end the comedy circus.
02:13End it?
02:14Yes.
02:14I have a fantastic idea, sir.
02:16Yes.
02:17We'll hold the meeting till 11.
02:18Hmm.
02:19Because the comedy circus comes at 8.30.
02:21It ends at 10.
02:26When we give jobs to the tea vendors on the channel,
02:30this is what happens.
02:31Try to understand.
02:32Hmm.
02:33I want to make a show
02:35Hmm.
02:35that will destroy my channel.
02:37Really?
02:38Yes.
02:38Because my channel is a colourful channel.
02:41Wow.
02:42I want to make a show
02:44whose name will be comedy.
02:46But there will be no comedy in it.
02:49Sir, I say,
02:50to make a successful comedy show,
02:52Hmm.
02:53we bring in the best talent from outside.
02:57Sir, can I say something?
02:58Hmm.
02:59Sir, to make a successful show,
03:02we bring in the best talent from outside.
03:06Mona, tell me something honestly.
03:08Yes, sir.
03:09Have you ever been kicked on your face?
03:14No, sir.
03:15No, right?
03:16Okay.
03:17Let's make a kick show this evening.
03:20One kick on your face.
03:21What nonsense is this?
03:23You are saying what she is saying.
03:25What is this?
03:26Tell me what I don't know.
03:30I want to tell you something.
03:31Sir, keep quiet.
03:35Sir, I...
03:36Are you mad?
03:37The phone is ringing.
03:39Hello.
03:40What?
03:43Keep it this way.
03:44Yes, keep quiet.
03:45Yes, tell me.
03:46Sir, I will tell you something that you don't know.
03:48Yes.
03:48Sir, when you are not at home,
03:51your wife roams around with a stranger.
03:55Hey, why are you putting my name in the middle?
03:58Don't put my name in the middle.
04:01What is this? Are you my wife?
04:03Right.
04:04Sir, she is the stranger with whom your wife roams around.
04:08I want to slap you.
04:10What kind of a stranger is he?
04:11He makes me drink tea and eat all day.
04:14You go around with her.
04:15Stay with her for 20 years.
04:16It's a very good thing.
04:18Why don't you understand what I am saying?
04:20I have come up with a good idea.
04:22I want to make a show
04:24that will make people go crazy.
04:27You want to make people go crazy, right?
04:28Yes.
04:28Take Siddharth Jadhav.
04:30Rs. 40,000 per month.
04:32And he won't even look at his show.
04:35He is such a black man.
04:38Look, you think you are worth Rs. 40,000.
04:40You will have to snatch the scent to freshen up 5 lakh rooms.
04:43You will have to put on perfume.
04:44Who will give that?
04:46What nonsense are you talking?
04:47Sir, I am telling you to leave Siddharth Jadhav.
04:49Take his partner Bharti.
04:50She lives next to me.
04:51We will come to her house.
04:52We will save the rickshaw fare.
04:56You are an old friend of mine.
04:58Will you slap him?
05:02Very good.
05:02You may sit.
05:03Thank you, sir.
05:03What nonsense are you talking?
05:05If you want to judge someone by looking at the car,
05:07then no one judges Archana.
05:09Have you ever seen an auto judge?
05:11Yes.
05:12Come here.
05:13Come here.
05:15Son, you are Sanjay.
05:17Son, have some shame.
05:18You are an officer.
05:19He is a tea vendor.
05:20He is senior to you.
05:21Sit with him.
05:21You will get slapped.
05:24Sir, I don't understand one thing.
05:25Why are you after the comedy circus?
05:28I want to take revenge.
05:29Revenge?
05:31My father died because of the comedy circus.
05:34What are you saying, sir?
05:35One day, Sudesh Lahiri was doing a stand-up in the comedy circus.
05:40I don't know what he kept shouting for 10 minutes.
05:43My father was watching.
05:44He didn't laugh at all.
05:46He was shocked to death.
05:48That's what I am saying, sir.
05:51If Krishna had done a stand-up instead of him,
05:53then my entire family would have died.
05:57Sir, I will tell you.
05:58You don't talk nonsense.
06:00I want you to find a strong man.
06:03There is only one strong man, sir.
06:05Take Sohail Khan as a judge.
06:06I am telling you.
06:07He is very good.
06:08He brings biryani to the set.
06:10Sir, can I say something?
06:11Yes, tell me.
06:12Sir, take a strong man, Sohail Khan.
06:15He brings biryani to the set.
06:16He is a very good man.
06:19Mona.
06:20Yes, sir.
06:21Tell me something honestly.
06:22Yes, sir.
06:23Have you ever hit your back with a hammer?
06:27No, sir.
06:28Okay.
06:29Let's make a show in the evening.
06:32I will beat you up.
06:34We will hit you with a hammer.
06:36What nonsense are you talking?
06:38You are repeating what he is saying.
06:40I will take Sohail Khan and beat him up.
06:42What will I do with him?
06:43Sir, I am telling you the truth.
06:44You have to do a full flop.
06:46I have to do a full flop.
06:47You have to do a full flop.
06:49I..
06:49Channel is shut.
06:50It's over.
06:51Then take Rajiv Thakur.
06:54Sir, can I say something?
06:55Yes.
06:56Take Rajiv Thakur.
06:59On this note, let's have a hot death.
07:06Sir, sir.
07:09Sir, I mean to say..
07:11Let's take the respected Mr. Mantra in this show.
07:13Wow.
07:14I didn't know that you are a fan of death.
07:18Sir, your Mona..
07:21It's good that you killed her.
07:22She is like a character.
07:24She is like Siddharth in Comedy Circus for a few bucks.
07:27Do you know that?
07:30Sir, I mean to say..
07:31Sir, bring a man like Archana.
07:33Someone who laughs well.
07:35Where will we find a woman with six lungs?
07:39Look, we need a judge like Archana.
07:42Because the name of Comedy Circus is..
07:46The name of Comedy Circus is..
07:48Archana has a big hand in it.
07:49It's not just a big hand, it's a big foot too.
07:52I have seen it.
07:53You used to shoot for Bol Bachchan, right?
07:55Yes.
07:55If you turn your foot like this during lunch time..
07:57..it would become a dining table for six people.
08:00Sir, if we don't find Archana..
08:01..she won't come from there.
08:03You need someone like a man.
08:04Yes.
08:05Take Neha.
08:06Wow.
08:06Oh God.
08:07I am very happy with this.
08:12Sir, hey.
08:12No, no.
08:13Get up.
08:14No.
08:14Come here and sit.
08:17Please sit, sir.
08:20Yes.
08:20Take Neha.
08:21You won't face any budget problem.
08:23No expenses.
08:24She roams around with her own sofa.
08:28She won't have any expense for the chair.
08:31Tell me something else.
08:32I had told you something else.
08:33Sohail Khan.
08:34Sohail Khan.
08:35You know what?
08:35Anyone can cook biryani.
08:37Find a judge whose film is not good.
08:40There is no one like that, sir.
08:41Then call Tushar.
08:43No, sir.
08:45I want a judge who will give me films.
08:47He should ask for films from me.
08:48Wow.
08:49Hello.
08:51Take the chair.
08:52And..
08:53Ma'am, why do you need a chair?
08:55Wow.
08:56You..
08:57Stand up.
08:58Sit down.
08:59Okay.
09:00You tell me.
09:04I am feeling very hot.
09:05So please switch on the AC.
09:07I am very tired.
09:08AC is very strong, ma'am.
09:09Wow.
09:12Ma'am.
09:13Try to understand.
09:15You are really funny.
09:16I liked you very much, Chapadasi.
09:18Hey.
09:19She is funny.
09:20You don't know what is funny.
09:22What nonsense are you talking?
09:24If I want to be a judge, I will have to agree to two conditions.
09:27What are the conditions?
09:28The director will have to hire Rohit Shetty.
09:30Okay.
09:31And my co-star Ritesh will have to hire me as a judge.
09:34Only then I will work.
09:34Otherwise I won't.
09:35Why?
09:36I will have to.
09:37Because I will go with their combination.
09:40What a punch line.
09:41I will go.
09:43Wow.
09:44One minute.
09:45I will have to work here.
09:47Okay?
09:47I also have some conditions.
09:48You seem to have two conditions.
09:50Tell me the rest.