Enders 21st October 2024
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00:01SIAN AND DAVE
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00:09DAVE
00:16Get off.
00:21SIAN Condoms.
00:22SIAN What are you playing at?
00:23DAVE What are you playing at? Who's M?
00:24SIAN Huh?
00:25DAVE Who's he?
00:26SIAN Shut up! Don't say any...
00:27DAVE Come on!
00:28SIAN Don't!
00:29You two fighting already?
00:30Nah, we're good, ain't we? We're good.
00:32Yeah, we're good.
00:34Shut up. It's none of your business who you are, Mr. Jimborough.
00:37I'm your brother. This is my business.
00:38No, it's not.
00:39Is everything alright?
00:41I am, she ain't.
00:42Shut up.
00:43Thanks for the advice the other day, Mum.
00:45You're welcome.
00:47Shut up.
00:49What's up with them?
00:51Shouldn't you know? You're the one living with our kids.
00:55Oh, great. Thanks.
00:59Save our Sonia.
01:01Don't worry, Pen, I'm not going to let anyone round here forget.
01:04I can't even sleep at night.
01:06Good to know injustice keeps some people awake at night.
01:08It's the eternal good vibe is my witness.
01:10I will not see one of our own be unbathed for something she never even done.
01:14So a little bit of faith, yeah?
01:16Save our Sonia. Come on.
01:20Not exactly like those posh ones you get in Paris, but...
01:22No one will be handing out flies for me, will they?
01:25Look, Pen, it'll all be for God's sake.
01:28Phil's going to sell Peggy's anyway.
01:30Any charges against her ain't going to mean prison time.
01:32Could be a family day out in court.
01:34Me for the crash, you for assault.
01:37Harry didn't deserve that.
01:39He's finished with me.
01:41Reckons he could do without the faceache.
01:43Good. Alright.
01:45He wound me up, and I shouldn't have hit him.
01:47It wasn't a good time.
01:49Denise has just told me that she wants to go ahead with the divorce.
01:51She's going through with it?
01:53Could be that we all need a fresh start.
01:55Even us, yeah.
01:58Anyway, Amy needs her one shot oat milk, whatever that is.
02:02How's she doing?
02:04Yeah, she's getting better.
02:06Like things will get better for all of us.
02:08Promise you.
02:11Cheers.
02:13See you later.
02:28Bert, where's your big brother?
02:30I'm ready, I'll get off my case.
02:32I'm not on your case.
02:34Look, James has been on the phone, right?
02:36Asking why I lied about having Covid.
02:38If you see her, just say you got muddled up or something.
02:40Why is she so bothered?
02:42She cares about me.
02:44About a dig?
02:46No, it's not a dig.
02:48Look, I have to show my face after being off for a week.
02:50Well, your dad will be back later, so just forget about what happened and move on, yeah?
02:55Hey, the wandering hero has returned.
02:57You've got to hug for the old man.
02:59There we go, bring it in, bring it in.
03:01Oh, hold on a second.
03:03Nobody move, stop the press.
03:05I hate to break it to you, love, but I think we're missing one.
03:07Yeah, he's at his mate's having a sleepover.
03:09Mr. Fussy, he didn't want to go because he didn't want to have something other than chicken nuggets for once.
03:13You're back early.
03:15Yeah, I wanted to see the kids before they headed off to school.
03:17What did you bring me?
03:19I've been to Birmingham, not on a world tour.
03:21Oh, no, close your eyes.
03:24Half-eaten packet of jelly babies.
03:26Slightly squashed, don't eat all of them.
03:28Are you good for your mum?
03:30Oh, yeah, good as gold.
03:32So how was the minute mark training?
03:34Did you learn anything or was it just a big old jolly?
03:36It wasn't a big old jolly.
03:38You're looking at a gold star student right now, boys and girls.
03:40So, today the minute mark, tomorrow the world.
03:46What's that?
03:48Oh, no, it's nothing.
03:50Oi, you, where's your PE kit?
03:53Tommy, go and help him.
04:01Hey.
04:03Can you do me a favour, please?
04:05Okay.
04:07Come.
04:11Two blue ticks means she's ready, doesn't it?
04:13She's spooking me.
04:15Ghosting you, mum.
04:17Do you want brown or red sauce?
04:19Brown all round, please, love.
04:22Oh, no, starting out at 12 for me today.
04:24Put some manners on the gap.
04:26Oh, yes, yes, my sponges are on standby.
04:28I'll just go and wake my hoe because she likes lying on a weekday.
04:30Um, Stace, will you let me know if you hear from...
04:32Yes, mum, just go, go on.
04:34Right, love.
04:36Hey, Stace,
04:38you hear this rumour, right?
04:40Apparently there's this bloke,
04:42Mr Lister's bridge club, right?
04:44Oh, Bill, look, I ain't got time, all right?
04:46Eve's up north, I'm up to my eyes in bacon fat.
04:48Ain't a good time.
04:51Right, I'm off.
04:53Oi, you forgot something?
04:55Thanks, Dad.
04:57Stay out of trouble!
04:59So, look, Keir,
05:01if anyone asks, we spent this afternoon together, OK?
05:03But really, you'll be off with mates.
05:05Come on, more lying.
05:07Barney, you know I have to lie.
05:09I can't let my dad know that.
05:11Hey, Barney,
05:13when you walk into school,
05:15where's nobody gone?
05:17What's going on with you two?
05:20All weekend you've been jumping
05:22every time that goes off.
05:24Who's messaging you?
05:26No one.
05:28Barney, phone.
05:30No way, you ain't having my phone, love.
05:32Barney, phone, now.
05:34I don't want to give you...
05:36No! Listen, you can focus on school now
05:38when you get back at the end of the day.
05:40I need that, Dad.
05:42Yes, she's right.
05:44There could be a safety issue,
05:46an emergency even.
05:48I hate you for this.
05:50Yeah, well, I still love you.
05:52Kids and their phones, eh?
05:54Who knows what they're hiding
05:56on those links.
06:00Boys!
06:02Don't want another call from the school if we're late again.
06:04Just hurry up.
06:08It's not what you think, all right?
06:10Barney wants to blame it's Stacey and that
06:12Greek stuff she got.
06:14Who's that?
06:16You know, I always end up with my face
06:18impaled on the steps.
06:20You'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson
06:22after being on those crutches, wouldn't you?
06:24Trust me,
06:26if it was Tommy, I'd let you know, all right?
06:28But we're moving on, things are getting better.
06:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:32So, Mr. Moon's Minute Mart, eh?
06:34Start by getting rid of that poncy stuff they flog.
06:36OK, you know me, that's me all over
06:38cheap and cheerful, all right?
06:40In fact, I bet I'm only next door so I can always
06:42pop over for a cup of you.
06:44You've got a shop full of your own.
06:46Don, you know you're going to be all over my jammy dodges, all right?
06:48Right.
06:50So, I think things are looking up now, though.
06:52I'll see you later. Boys, come on!
07:00Running late?
07:02Breakfast takes priority. I'm a growing lad.
07:04You know the right places.
07:08Still look sore.
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:12And?
07:14Reckons you're a wind-up and he's stressed
07:16because Denise is divorcing him.
07:18Punches me, stitches you up
07:20and he's still the victim.
07:22Also swears I won't go to prison for the crash.
07:24You don't believe that?
07:26I'm going to get a record either way just because he was trying to get back with Denise.
07:28And failed.
07:30Right, are we sending this video or what?
07:32Let's show him who's really got the upper hand.
07:34Rinse him for everything
07:36he's worth.
07:38Favours, inside knowledge,
07:40a lot.
07:42We say jump, he says how high.
07:44You're almost scary, you know that?
07:46Mmm, you love it.
07:52Hit send.
08:04Right.
08:06Bit cold for you to be out here all day, innit?
08:08I've been locked up inside with you sharing a desk.
08:10No offence.
08:12Maybe it is good you're out here,
08:14otherwise your mate can tap on your nails.
08:16You got a message?
08:28Dad?
08:32Don't let her take over, Ty.
08:34Oh, excuse me.
08:36I've got some medals for my colouring in.
08:38How's his mum, then?
08:40Yeah, much the same, poor woman.
08:42I should actually call her.
08:44Why don't we take Ty to the Gurdwara?
08:46I would, but I'm getting ready for the minima.
08:48I'll brief her.
08:50It's OK?
08:52Yeah, but I can take him on my own.
08:54I don't want to be pushing it in your condition.
08:56Nonsense.
08:58You want Dadaji to come, don't you, Sir Dadji?
09:00Yeah.
09:02Come on, then.
09:04OK, shut up.
09:06Oi.
09:12Someone's certainly put a smile on my dad's face.
09:14Yeah.
09:16It's just Ty, either.
09:18Well, we're just putting our differences aside
09:20for the little one, you know.
09:22Thanks.
09:28Zak, will you get the kitchen started, mate?
09:30Prima, I need to work.
09:32Mate, listen, look.
09:34We've got Dolly this Halloween outfit.
09:36Tell me that ain't the cutest bump in the world, eh?
09:38Yeah.
09:40Enjoy it before she can speak, I'd say.
09:42Want some, Ben?
09:48I see more pictures of that baby than I do my own kids.
09:50I need your help.
09:56Have you got a good plan?
09:58I ain't got time.
10:00It's my generation, isn't it?
10:02Always on their phones.
10:04Sending stupid videos on social media.
10:06This will go viral.
10:10Which one?
10:12Insider knowledge.
10:14I reckon you'll be a real asset.
10:16No chance.
10:18Ah, careful, Zak.
10:22You help me out, or the world sees that video.
10:24And you're finished.
10:26So give me a decision by the end of the week, yeah?
10:30I am not helping you break into her phone.
10:32You don't know where she could be hiding.
10:34Oh, look, fine.
10:36I wasn't meant to tell you.
10:38She's dating that Barney kid.
10:40Oh, hold on.
10:42Dating?
10:44What, him?
10:46Why didn't you tell me?
10:48Because you're so calm and relaxed about it.
10:50Look, just be glad she's dating some nerdy kid.
10:52No, no, no, no.
10:54Someone else.
10:56Look, I was on her case all of last week.
10:58I bet you know the possibility, don't you?
11:02Look, if I'm right, you'll regret this.
11:04And you know what?
11:06If you're right, I'll hold my hands up
11:08and admit you knew better.
11:12Because I'm her favourite,
11:14it's her birthday and the last two digits of my phone.
11:182-0-0-9-9-2.
11:20If she finds out you've broken into her phone,
11:22she'll never forgive you.
11:24Trust me.
11:26Hey.
11:28Oh, Alfie, you're back.
11:30I was going to have a word with you.
11:32Yeah, nice to see you. Hello, James.
11:34I've just been looking for you down at your back there.
11:36Oh, no, I've got cover.
11:38After the morning I've had, I'm having time out.
11:40Yeah, she threw a pickled onion at Winston's head.
11:42Oh, okay.
11:44How is Kat? Is she all right?
11:46Because she's not answering her phone.
11:48Yeah, she's good. She's good.
11:50You weren't there?
11:52What, three kids are screaming grandchild and Freddy under my roof?
11:54Oh, I'd love to get bad with Kat,
11:56but I haven't seen her.
11:58Why?
12:00She's all right.
12:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's good. She's fine.
12:04Nothing to worry about.
12:08Where did you run off to?
12:12Is everything all right?
12:20Did you check that name I gave you?
12:26You suspected of what?
12:28I want to help you, but I still feel weird about it.
12:30Okay, well, without my phone, it probably ain't happening anyway,
12:32so...
12:34Actually, wait, hang on a sec.
12:38Dad, I want my phone back.
12:40You ain't gone through it, have you?
12:42I know.
12:44Your mum told me.
12:46About you and...
12:48What's his name, Barney?
12:50You sure I'm not supposed to tell you that?
12:52Why not?
12:54Cos, look at the way he was acting this morning.
12:56It was proper embarrassing, you know?
12:58Yeah, I was worried.
13:00Do you know, me and your mum, we got into all sorts of...
13:02Okay, well, I ain't mum, and Barney ain't nothing like you.
13:04Yeah, I can see that.
13:08Your mum reckons
13:10I should trust you, so...
13:12No matter what,
13:14you're still my little girl.
13:16Just don't let me down.
13:24Okay, I'll see you.
13:26What?
13:28I've got my phone back.
13:30Barney!
13:32Okay, yeah.
13:36Are you sure you didn't drop me in here
13:38when you talked to my dad?
13:40Yeah, he does suspect that thing.
13:42So why's he just texted asking to meet me?
13:44I don't know.
13:46Come on.
13:48Yeah, Harvey, it's great.
13:50You're there on time, but it's the wrong airport.
13:52Yeah, it's not my fault.
13:58Delivery for you, Kat.
14:00No-one in it, yours, so I thought I'd drop it round.
14:02Might put a smile on your face.
14:04Unless Idris Elba's in here,
14:06I doubt it.
14:08She's a huge fan, is it?
14:10You know, Kim reckons I'm his double.
14:12Is she?
14:18Oh, nice.
14:20One of them headset things Denz has been saving up for.
14:22Tommy's a lucky boy.
14:24Right.
14:26No, this is a mistake.
14:28Well, I can help send you back if you want.
14:30No, no, no, sorry.
14:34See you later.
14:38Bye.
14:44You're lucky.
14:46I don't wait no more than three minutes for no-one.
14:48I'm getting in then. Go somewhere quiet.
14:50Yeah, all right.
15:08Quite late.
15:10Where have you been?
15:12Just sorting some things out in the call centre.
15:14When I decided to give
15:16Avani a phone back,
15:18I didn't use her password.
15:20Oh, right.
15:22So you actually listened to my advice then?
15:24I don't remember any advice.
15:28You're still a bit weird, though.
15:30I mean, Avani.
15:32Yeah, well,
15:34I don't know.
15:36Avani?
15:38Yeah, I thought she'd go for a love island reject,
15:40not a social reject.
15:42All I know is she definitely does not
15:44take after her mother.
15:46Well, that's a relief.
15:48Meaning?
15:50Well, what you were like at her age
15:52wasn't exactly a role model.
15:56Just like that Ellen Titchmarsh, ain't you?
15:58Love to have a dig.
16:00Oh, no, you know what I mean.
16:02Yeah, I do, and you know what? I've had enough.
16:06Right.
16:10It's still daytime.
16:12What if there's like, I don't know,
16:14some creep watching us or something?
16:16What? There's no one.
16:18Are you good, yeah?
16:30Did you hear that?
16:32I swear, Dan, you watch too many of them
16:34for crime documentaries.
16:36I mean, why don't we just, like,
16:38just chill for a bit?
16:40Look, no, like, I want you, yeah?
16:42But if you just want to chill, like,
16:44why don't you just go with your kid friends?
16:46I don't want to chill with them.
16:48I want you.
16:50Let's go to the back, then.
17:00Come here.
17:02Maybe just, like, not today?
17:04You're just wasting man's time.
17:06It's called being a tease, you know?
17:08Trying to be a tease is just that,
17:10that...
17:12I'm not really feeling it right now.
17:14Just go.
17:16What? It don't mean that I don't like you.
17:18Go!
17:20Oh!
17:32Oh!
17:50Give us two minutes, mate.
17:52Yeah.
17:58I didn't mean that in a bad way.
18:00Priya, it's the truth.
18:02Yeah, and you'll never let me forget that, will you?
18:04That's all I'll ever be to you,
18:06some silly little girl who's putting you about for drugs.
18:08Firstly, no, I wasn't an angel,
18:10but that doesn't mean I didn't have feelings.
18:12I was in love with you.
18:14Yeah, stupid, I know.
18:16And secondly, you don't get to look down your nose at me.
18:18Oh, don't give me that.
18:20I'm so bad, you're terrified
18:22Varney might turn out like me.
18:24No, you ain't. I just, I don't want either of them to make mistakes.
18:26I mean, look at Nugget.
18:28I'm dialysis. What, cos I took my eye off the ball?
18:30It was not your fault.
18:32Regardless, I should have known what was going on.
18:34That's why with Varney I'm...
18:36Yes, I get it, but you're a good dad.
18:38And do you know how much of a good mum you are to them?
18:50You know, Varney could do a lot worse
18:52than take after you.
18:54Oh, really? And why's that?
18:58Are you fishing for compliments?
19:00I've got a big net.
19:04Um...
19:06You're...
19:08Gobby.
19:10Alright, okay, yeah, fiery.
19:12You...
19:14You don't care what people think.
19:18You're a fighter.
19:22People think you're hard, but...
19:24You ain't.
19:28You've just been hurt.
19:30By idiots.
19:32Like me.
19:34Magritte, you are an idiot.
19:38One that you were in love with.
19:46Maybe I'm an idiot too.
19:54Order from the restaurant, mate, we can wait.
19:56No, no, no, no, I've, er...
19:58I, er...
20:00I best get dinner on for the kids, so I've got to...
20:04Well, um...
20:10Good chat.
20:12Yeah.
20:14Hey.
20:24Hey.
20:26How'd it go in the good weather?
20:28Yeah, Ty did his mud paddock so well,
20:30didn't you, Baba?
20:34Your usual, Vinnie?
20:36Oh, yeah, thank you.
20:39A beer for Vinnie, please, Linda.
20:41Sure.
20:46By the way, um...
20:48Mum was in the salon earlier.
20:50An Eastern Jack roller coaster has gone off the rails again.
20:53Definitely divorce this time.
20:55That won't affect his loyalty?
20:57Don't think so.
20:59I, er...
21:01I haven't heard anything about the investigation of you.
21:03No.
21:05And I don't know if that's good news or not.
21:07I suppose all we can do is keep ourselves busy.
21:09Oh!
21:11Grandson's certainly helping with that.
21:13He has me run ragged.
21:15You and the doting grandad make quite a team.
21:18We're not a team.
21:20I know that. You know that.
21:22But is he?
21:24I think it's the same thing, you know,
21:26that he's getting his feet back under the table.
21:28He isn't.
21:30He knows I'm engaged to Eve.
21:32You say so.
21:38Oh, hi.
21:40One drink, and then I've got to get home and phone Eve.
21:43Oh, OK.
21:48We haven't got the glamour and excitement of a Birmingham conference room,
21:52but it ain't all that bad, is it?
21:54No, no, no, it's all good, it's all good.
21:56Just, um, I've just got a lot on my mind at the moment, that's all.
21:59Come on, then. Tell me.
22:01Well, no, no, it's nothing. It's, um...
22:03Where's Kat?
22:05Where's Kat?
22:07Yeah.
22:09I think she's, um...
22:11She's dealing with something.
22:13I think it's to do with the kids, but she just ain't telling me.
22:15Well, maybe she don't want to worry you.
22:17Oh, maybe we've just got to the point where
22:20we just don't tell each other anything anymore, you know?
22:23Oh, look, she was raising them boys for a long time on her own.
22:26You know, it could be that she's afraid
22:28if she shares a problem that you'll judge her
22:30or take over or run away.
22:32Well, yeah, yeah, well, I'd never do that, no.
22:34No, no, we're... we're in this together.
22:38Hmm. You don't need to tell me that.
22:41No.
22:51Bonnie?
22:53Oi, you all right? What's happened?
22:55Nugget, what happened?
22:57I just fell. I just fell, OK?
23:00Oi, listen.
23:02It's all undone, this.
23:04Don't, don't, just leave me, please.
23:06I just want to go inside.
23:08OK, OK, OK.
23:10Listen, your mum's going to go clean you up, OK?
23:13OK.
23:25You've been hiding something this morning.
23:29Yeah, I saw her texting someone,
23:31saying she's got... got condoms.
23:35Who's she texting? I don't know, man.
23:37Someone called M.
23:39OK.
23:41Listen, we'll figure it out later, yeah?
23:45Go on, get home. Yeah.
23:48Carry on with your homework. Yeah.
24:00You nicked my card.
24:02I just learned the numbers. And I'm sending it back.
24:05Yeah? Cos we can't have anything, can we?
24:07I thought we were tearing the call now.
24:09I said I was sorry!
24:11Right, OK. Listen, Tommy, we can't go on like this, all right?
24:14You do what you want.
24:16I never asked you to lie.
24:18I know, but you can't treat me like this, all right?
24:21It's not fair, it's not right. Just leave me alone.
24:23I lied to your dad and I shouldn't have.
24:25I never asked you to lie.
24:27Lie about what?
24:31Where are the kids?
24:32Ricky's with Charlie and Amy's upstairs in her room doing her work.
24:36Best they don't hear this.
24:38You're not still seeing that Harry, are you?
24:40No. I told you, it's over. Why?
24:42Well, for one, he's got footage of that punch.
24:44He wants to blackmail me.
24:46Well, you're not going to let him.
24:48He's not right in the head. He is round here.
24:50No, I mean it. He is dangerous.
24:52Dangerous how? What are you on about?
24:55Look, I think he might have killed his girlfriend.
25:19M for Mitchell, is it?
25:22M for Mitchell, is it?
25:27You with Avani after school?
25:29Yeah, yeah, I was with Avani.
25:31Just us two. We went to the park and discussed anime.
25:34Oh, nice.
25:35Sorry, I've got to get back.
25:38Plans didn't work out.
25:40She wrote condoms but comes back with a bust lip.
25:43What?
25:45Look, I wasn't really with her.
25:47She...
25:48Think I'm stupid?
26:18I hate it in fighting.
26:20Authoritarianism might intimidate others, but it won't.
26:23You are.
26:24Authoritarianism? It's a word. Look it up.
26:28Look it up.
26:32Okay.
26:35Alright.
26:37Let's go for a walk.
26:48Look, I've got a mate who's got a contact on the case.
26:52He reckons they moved here because everyone down their way knows he did it.
26:57So, wait, this girlfriend...
27:01Shireen.
27:03She went missing. Maybe she just ran away. Anything could have happened.
27:07No, no, no.
27:09He wanted bread. They'd had a massive argument.
27:12Loads of witnesses, supposedly.
27:15But he was the last person to see her alive.
27:18Then nothing...
27:22...could be your lucky escape.
27:32Walk!
27:35It's your last chance to tell me what did you do to Avani.
27:39Look, I don't understand. Is Avani okay?
27:42Yeah. She will be.
27:44You?
27:45You won't.
27:46You can threaten me, but I don't...
27:47Hey, let's get one thing straight.
27:50This isn't a threat.
27:51Wait, no, no, no, please!
27:53Please, no!
27:56Please! Please, no!
27:58Please! Please, no!
28:00Help!