These are adverts that appeared during the broadcast of the film Sam Whisky (1969) from 2007. I don't usually upload adverts this recent on here (nor do I intend to afterwards) but I came across these by chance when searching through what I have left of old adverts, so I thought I'd upload them for anyone who wanted them. These 21st century ads are nowhere near as interesting as the last century offerings, but there will be some to intrigue people I'm sure. There are 3 ad breaks and the commercials are as follows:
1st break: Colgate 360 toothbrush (young toothbrush talks to older toothbrush); Felix cat food (cat chases remote car in garden); Sharps' Summer Sale Bed sale (I like to have breakfast in mine); Sky+ Box; Butlins holiday camp; Hastings Direct car insurance, and Homebase sale before a TV ad for film Driven.
2nd break: Privilege.com (posh Joanna Lumley at the Races); Vanish washing powder; PicturetheLoan.com (Busy mum phones in kitchen); Sky+ Box; Green Flag breakdown service (couple stuck in country road with faulty hooter), then TV ad for CSI: Miami.
3rd break: Daily Mirror bingo; Citroen C1 car (running robot car); Finish Quantum kitchen pan cleaner; Duracel batteries (rabbit outruns others up a cliff); Sky+ Box (anyone would think they were eager to sell this!); Roc face cream wrinkle remover; DFS Summer Sale (Not another sale!); Persil washing cleaner (cap cleaner); then TV ad for My Brilliant Brain TV show.
1st break: Colgate 360 toothbrush (young toothbrush talks to older toothbrush); Felix cat food (cat chases remote car in garden); Sharps' Summer Sale Bed sale (I like to have breakfast in mine); Sky+ Box; Butlins holiday camp; Hastings Direct car insurance, and Homebase sale before a TV ad for film Driven.
2nd break: Privilege.com (posh Joanna Lumley at the Races); Vanish washing powder; PicturetheLoan.com (Busy mum phones in kitchen); Sky+ Box; Green Flag breakdown service (couple stuck in country road with faulty hooter), then TV ad for CSI: Miami.
3rd break: Daily Mirror bingo; Citroen C1 car (running robot car); Finish Quantum kitchen pan cleaner; Duracel batteries (rabbit outruns others up a cliff); Sky+ Box (anyone would think they were eager to sell this!); Roc face cream wrinkle remover; DFS Summer Sale (Not another sale!); Persil washing cleaner (cap cleaner); then TV ad for My Brilliant Brain TV show.
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00:00Steridon's a three-minute wonder. In a good way, I mean.
00:14Excuse me, sir. Are you the famous Colgate 360?
00:18Yes, I am.
00:19Is it true you have a tongue cleaner?
00:21Actually, it's a cheek and tongue cleaner.
00:23You see, kid, 80% of bacteria are not on teeth.
00:26Colgate 360 cleans teeth, gums, cheeks and tongue, removing more bacteria for a whole mouth clean.
00:33Awesome. You know, when I grow up, I want to have a cheek and tongue cleaner, just like you.
00:38Colgate 360. Teeth, tongue, cheeks and gums for a healthier whole mouth clean.
00:48Oh, Felix.
00:50Felix Roasted.
00:53With tasty, meaty morsels.
00:58Oh, Felix.
00:59Succulent on the inside.
01:01Oh, Felix.
01:04With a delicious, scrummy flavour.
01:07Cats like Felix. Rush home to Felix Roasted.
01:15I love to have breakfast in mine.
01:20We watch TV in ours.
01:24I like to read in mine.
01:27Whatever you want from a fitted bedroom.
01:30I work in mine.
01:31A Sharps bedroom has you at the heart of it.
01:34And right now, every bedroom's half price in the Sharps Summer Sale.
01:39Call 0800 789 789.
01:45You can see, speak, surf for £26 a month.
01:48And get a clever little Sky Plus box for only £99.
01:51Which can record, at the touch of a button, a whole series like Lost.
01:55And if you get interrupted, you can pause any programme on any channel.
01:59Then pick up where you left off.
02:01You can even record two things at the same time.
02:03With no tapes or timers.
02:05So even if you're juggling a busy life, your favourite programmes will be waiting inside the box.
02:10Ready to watch when you find time to relax.
02:13Awarded Best Buy Digital Recorder by Witch Magazine.
02:16Order Sky Plus today for a one-off payment of £99.
02:19With up to 8MB download speeds with Sky Broadband.
02:22Pay nothing for UK evening and weekend calls with Sky Talk.
02:25And get over 100 quality channels with Sky TV.
02:28All for just £26 a month.
02:30Call 08705 800 777.
02:36Butlins is just bursting with fun.
02:38There's loads to see and do for all the family.
02:41Places to relax too.
02:43This summer, check out the Jetix Action Heroes Show.
02:46Captain Pugwash.
02:47And a great line-up of celebrity performers.
02:50No one packs more entertainment.
02:53Plus, your first child goes free when school's out for summer.
02:56Book now on 0800 222 555.
02:59Or visit butlins.com.
03:01Butlins. Kids love it, everyone loves it.
03:06Still looking for cheaper car insurance?
03:08Not any more.
03:09Hastings Direct has conquered the cost of car insurance
03:12being named cheapest provider for three years running.
03:14So, for cheaper car insurance, call 0800 00 1066.
03:19Hastings Direct's UK-based call centres could save you up to £236.
03:24Or go online!
03:25See how much you could save on your car or motorcycle insurance.
03:28Call 0800 00 1066.
03:30Or visit HastingsDirect.com.
03:33HastingsDirect.com.
03:36The Homebase sale is now on.
03:38With many items priced to clear.
03:40It's the best Homebase sale ever.
03:42So what are you waiting for?
03:43Homebase, make a house a home.
03:49Drive because you'll love it.
03:50Drive for pure victory.
03:55Go, go, go!
03:57Pure victory.
04:00Pure victory.
04:01This is not your life!
04:05Driven.
04:06Tomorrow at eight on Five.
04:10My gnashers cleaned up at the awards thanks to Steredent.
04:22The camera loves good-looking gnashers.
04:24Bravo, Steredent.
04:28You know, it helps to be posh around here.
04:30Unless you own a string of polo ponies or maybe half of Yorkshire.
04:35But you don't have to be posh to be privileged.
04:37All you need is four years, no claims.
04:39And Privilege will guarantee to beat your renewal quote.
04:42So for cheaper car insurance, call Privilege on 0800 051 1084.
04:47Or, if you're really posh, have your butler do it.
04:51Call Privilege now on 0800 051 1084 or buy online at Privilege.com.
04:58It's Catch 22.
04:59You need to remove tough stains from your coloured clothes but are worried about fading them.
05:03Here's a brilliant solution.
05:04New Vanish Oxy Action Multi with Colour Protect.
05:07Just one scoop in every wash removes these tough stains and it won't fade your colours.
05:12Show me.
05:13It's so easy to use.
05:15While that's working, let me show you how it powers through your wash.
05:21Those stains have gone.
05:22See that? It really works.
05:25And no damage to the colour, even after 20 washes.
05:28No stains.
05:29And no more worrying about colours.
05:31Absolutely.
05:32New Vanish Oxy Action Multi with Colour Protect.
05:34One scoop in every wash.
05:35Trust it pink against stains.
05:40Hi, Picture?
05:42I was calling about a loan.
05:44Yes, we do have a mortgage.
05:46Mum, where's my scooter?
05:47Try the garage.
05:49If you've credit cards and loans in different places, call Picture on 0800 064 3311.
05:55You could rearrange your credit into one easy, affordable loan so you can keep track of your money.
06:00Tess, where am I?
06:01I'm on the phone to Picture.
06:03Don't worry, it's always like this here, but at least I can get my credit sorted.
06:07We'd like to borrow £25,000.
06:10Mum, I can't find my trainers.
06:13Under the bed.
06:14How much a month would that be?
06:16Really?
06:17Well, that's a lot less than we're paying now.
06:20So what do I need to do?
06:22My scooter's not in the garage.
06:24So that's all there is to it. Great.
06:28Josh, Dad's found your scooter.
06:30Call Picture Loans on 0800 064 3311 today, because it's nice to know where everything is.
06:37That was great.
06:39You can See Speak Surf for £26 a month and get a clever little Sky Plus box for only £99,
06:45which can record, at the touch of a button, a whole series like Lost.
06:49And if you get interrupted, you can pause any programme on any channel,
06:53then pick up where you left off.
06:55You can even record two things at the same time, with no tapes or timers.
06:59So even if you're juggling a busy life, your favourite programmes will be waiting inside the box,
07:04ready to watch when you find time to relax.
07:07Awarded Best Buy Digital Recorder by Which? magazine.
07:10Order Sky Plus today for a one-off payment of £99,
07:13with up to 8MB download speeds with Sky Broadband.
07:16Pay nothing for UK evening and weekend calls with Sky Talk,
07:19and get over 100 quality channels with Sky TV,
07:22all for just £26 a month.
07:24Call 08705 800 777.
07:27When you break down you just want to get going again quickly.
07:52The green flag, that's what we do.
07:54Cover starts from £27 online.
07:56What are you waiting for?
07:57Call or visit greenflag.com.
08:03I heard about your wife.
08:05You know why I'm here?
08:07I'm after a man named B.S.
08:09Page?
08:10It's your brother.
08:12Ray, who did this to you?
08:13Or he has.
08:14Back with a vengeance.
08:17CSI Miami.
08:18The new series starts 17th of July on Five.
08:23My gnashers have to be clean.
08:25The camera never lies, you know.
08:35New camera tricks were used to make these gnashers look so clean.
08:41Come and join the fun at mirrorbingo.com from the Daily Mirror.
08:45Register today and we'll give you £10 to play absolutely free with no deposit required.
08:51Tens of thousands of pounds can be won every day.
08:54Plus, chat and make friends while you play.
08:56Join in the fun now at mirrorbingo.com.
09:03In the race for value, make sure you choose Citroen.
09:08This month, get the economical C1 city car from only £5,895.
09:13The spacious five-door C3 from only £6,995.
09:18Or the versatile Zara Picasso from just £10,295 with air-conditioning.
09:25In the race for value, choose Citroen Summer Deals.
09:31Finish Quantum, new, improved.
09:33I thought it won't work on my cooking.
09:35You need a chisel to get it off.
09:37Finish Quantum.
09:38Now with twice the cleaning power on starchy food like pasta.
09:41I may be a terrible cook.
09:43But at least I can get rid of the evidence.
09:46New Finish Quantum.
09:47The number one recommended brand by the leading dishwasher manufacturers.
09:54The bigger the challenge, the more you need Duracell.
09:57Down go the ordinary zinc-carbon batteries.
10:00Up goes Duracell.
10:02When endurance matters, Duracell lasts longer.
10:05Much longer.
10:06Jump up and get a free song on iTunes with every special pack of Duracell Ultra and Plus.
10:12Great news.
10:13Sky has combined Sky Broadband, Sky Talk and Sky TV.
10:17All three for just £26 a month.
10:19Surf with super-fast wireless Sky Broadband up to 8-meg download speed.
10:2424-hour technical support and McAfee internet security free for a year.
10:28Speak with Sky Talk.
10:30Pay nothing for UK evening and weekend calls, plus cheaper call rates to mobiles.
10:34And see all of Sky's six entertainment mixes.
10:38From documentaries on Nat Geo Wild and kids' programmes on Playhouse Disney
10:42to Lost and the Simpsons exclusive to Sky One.
10:45With free Sky Box and mini-dish.
10:48That's up to 8-meg Sky Broadband.
10:50Pay nothing for UK evening and weekend calls with Sky Talk.
10:53And over 100 channels with Sky TV.
10:55All three for just £26 a month.
10:57Call Sky today on 08703 360 160.
11:02Give us 12 weeks and we'll give you visible wrinkle reduction.
11:07Take the Rock 12 Week Challenge and see how Rock Retinox Plus
11:10can reduce even your deepest wrinkles in just 12 weeks.
11:14Go in-store or visit rockchallenge.co.uk.
11:17The Rock 12 Week Challenge.
11:19We keep our promises.
11:21The summer sale is now on at DFS.
11:24More than a sale.
11:26No, actually, we only have two sales a year.
11:28No, actually, we only have two sales a year.
11:30When there's double savings on a great range
11:32and absolutely everything is reduced.
11:34Everything.
11:35Everything.
11:36There's also three years free credit
11:38and, as always, the first year is totally payment free.
11:41And with sofas like this at £498
11:44and luxury leather for just £799, it's not just another sale.
11:48The double savings summer sale is now on at DFS.
11:54My mum does the washing with this new little cat thing.
11:59She pours the stuff in the machine.
12:01Then it sneaks up on all the clothes and frightens the dirt away.
12:06Introducing new Purcell Small and Mighty.
12:09Two times concentrated to make it small.
12:11Packed with pre-treaters to make it mighty.
12:17Music comes naturally to Mark.
12:19This child genius has been playing the piano since he was two.
12:23By age seven, he could play music that would fill concert halls.
12:28How?
12:30My brilliant brain starts with Born Genius.
12:339 o'clock Monday on Five.
12:37Stereodont. It's the only everyday thing about me.