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00:00:00You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world.
00:00:30Hello?
00:00:31Hi, Fred. It's Lizzie.
00:00:37Hello?
00:00:39Sorry, I mean, I'm in shock.
00:00:42Wow, wow, wow. I thought I'd never hear from you again after-
00:00:47Oh gosh, no, no, not at all. I've just, I've just, I've just been really busy lately.
00:00:52So listen, I was thinking that maybe we could get together and grab a drink?
00:01:07Are you still there?
00:01:09Sorry, I'm in shock again.
00:01:14I could book Luigi's. At 8?
00:01:178 at Luigi's it is. I, I will see you tonight.
00:01:24Bye.
00:01:26Okay, bye.
00:01:47Oh my God.
00:02:17Fuck.
00:02:47Fuck.
00:03:17Fuck.
00:03:47Fuck.
00:04:17Fuck.
00:04:47Fuck.
00:05:17Fuck.
00:05:48Fuck.
00:05:51Fuck.
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00:06:18And we're back! Welcome back to Hypno!
00:06:21Bob and Judy, are you ready?
00:06:23Well now you've seen the show.
00:06:25This is what we've been showing you all night.
00:06:29Hi, everybody.
00:06:30Hi.
00:06:31Okay, here we go, everyone. Clear the set, please.
00:06:34First positions, thank you.
00:06:36Roll cameras.
00:06:37And in 3, 2, 1.
00:06:42Squat. Squat. Squat.
00:06:46Circle those hips. Circle those hips.
00:06:50Contract. Contract. Contract. Contract. Contract. Contract.
00:06:56Hands between your legs.
00:07:03Cut.
00:07:05Cut.
00:07:10Um, I'm sorry. I thought I, uh, thought I, I, I just got distracted.
00:07:18Not a problem. Let's get right back to it.
00:07:20Back to 1, please.
00:07:24Sorry, it's the control room now.
00:07:26The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor.
00:07:28Bring up the replay on camera 2.
00:07:30Camera 2.
00:07:32Camera 2.
00:07:45Forward.
00:07:52Uh, can I have my dressing gown?
00:07:53Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
00:07:54Well then go and get it!
00:07:56Let's just take this frame by frame.
00:08:01I need 5 minutes.
00:08:31Oh.
00:09:01Fuck.
00:09:14Fuck.
00:09:21Anna?
00:09:22Anna!
00:09:24Anna!
00:09:25Anna!
00:09:26Anna!
00:09:27Anna!
00:09:31Anna!
00:10:02Anna?
00:10:12Yes?
00:10:13This balance is not working!
00:10:15I barely have any time to enjoy myself while she wastes 7 days stuffing her face in front of the TV!
00:10:22Remember, there is no she and you. You are...
00:10:27Hello, everybody!
00:10:32What's happening? Where is everybody?
00:10:34The taping's been cancelled.
00:10:37What? Why?
00:10:38Sue!
00:10:40Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44I'll go change and...
00:10:45No, he said now.
00:11:02I'll get right to the point.
00:11:05We can't keep you on the morning show.
00:11:08But why? I just started.
00:11:11Ratings are through the roof.
00:11:14We started at 42.
00:11:17Now we're up to...
00:11:19216.
00:11:20It's phenomenal!
00:11:24People love you!
00:11:26They adore you!
00:11:28People love you!
00:11:29They adore you!
00:11:31They want more and more and more of you!
00:11:34That is why we have decided that we want you to host the New Year's Eve show.
00:11:43You mean the...
00:11:44The network's biggest show.
00:11:4650 million viewers.
00:11:47Live!
00:11:48You can't go higher than that!
00:11:53It's going to be intense.
00:11:54We only have a few months to pull it off.
00:11:56So, are you in?
00:12:10If you don't open the door when Opportunity knocks, you won't get another chance.
00:12:15You of all people know this.
00:12:27Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off.
00:12:29You can switch.
00:12:48We're doing the cover of Vogue!
00:12:51Just one more day, okay?
00:12:57Fuck.
00:13:05Fuck.
00:13:26Fuck.
00:13:30Fuck.
00:13:32No!
00:13:57Fuck.
00:14:04Yes?
00:14:05She didn't respect the balance!
00:14:07She's stealing more and more time from me.
00:14:10Completely without consideration of the consequences.
00:14:14She's a selfish bitch!
00:14:16Would you like to stop?
00:14:20Stop?
00:14:21You are the Matrix.
00:14:23If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience,
00:14:26and go back to being just you, on your own.
00:14:29Would you like to stop?
00:14:33Will it go back to the way it was before?
00:14:36What has been transferred won't come back.
00:14:38But you can stop the experience, as of now.
00:14:41Would you like to stop?
00:14:42To go back to being just you, on your own?
00:14:45No.
00:14:48No.
00:14:51No, no, no.
00:14:53I can't stop.
00:14:56She just...
00:14:59I...
00:15:05The balance just needs to be respected.
00:15:07So respect it.
00:15:10Stop.
00:15:12Just stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
00:15:24Bob, you are the winner!
00:15:26Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000.
00:15:30Now you'll have one final chance to answer a simple question
00:15:33in our big question round to play for $250,000.
00:15:38Yeah!
00:15:41Now you'll have just 45 seconds to answer.
00:15:44If you can correct the answer that you came up with in 45 seconds,
00:15:48you win $250,000.
00:15:50Time begins now.
00:15:53Cut the line, Bob.
00:15:55Game is over.
00:16:08Huh.
00:16:24Ah!
00:16:26Ah!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:30Oh!
00:16:34No!
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:42Just a little something to keep you busy.
00:16:57Fuck.
00:17:06Oh.
00:17:14Oh.
00:17:25Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here,
00:17:28the superstar of the moment, Sue.
00:17:32Are you ready? Let's welcome her.
00:17:34Sue!
00:17:37You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado.
00:17:42I don't think anybody was really prepared for this whirlwind.
00:17:53It all started with The Morning Show,
00:17:56and rumor has it that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie.
00:18:02Uh, wait, just a moment.
00:18:04I'm being told that you are going to host the New Year's Eve show.
00:18:09Can you confirm this?
00:18:10Yes, that's right.
00:18:12Yes, that's right.
00:18:16Oh, my God! That is huge news!
00:18:22Tell us a little bit about yourself.
00:18:23Where are you from? How did you get discovered?
00:18:26I want, we want to know everything.
00:18:32Well, I mean, there's really not very much to tell.
00:18:37I'm just a girl from a very small town in Indiana.
00:18:42I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
00:18:44In fact, it's not even a town.
00:18:46I'm not sure you could really even call it a village.
00:18:49It's a farm, perhaps?
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:59But ever since I can remember,
00:19:01it has always been my dream to be on screen.
00:19:04This is my dream.
00:19:06As a child, I used to put on shows for my family.
00:19:09Ooh, your family.
00:19:11How sweet.
00:19:15So, everyone is aware that you replaced
00:19:21Elizabeth Sparkle.
00:19:23And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
00:19:26you turned up the volume,
00:19:28and you rocked their world!
00:19:30Were you a fan of her show?
00:19:36Um...
00:19:38Well...
00:19:41Well, I can't, uh...
00:19:43I can't really say that I actually watched her show.
00:19:47You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation.
00:19:52And you have to admit, it was a bit old-fashioned.
00:19:58Jurassic fitness, really.
00:20:00Jurassic fitness?
00:20:02It needed a change.
00:20:05Oh, fucking show.
00:20:08You wanna see some Jurassic fitness?
00:20:13You want it?
00:20:16Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic fitness!
00:20:28But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
00:20:33So, every morning, rain or shine,
00:20:37Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
00:20:39So in a way, I grew up with her,
00:20:42whether I liked it or not.
00:20:44I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection.
00:20:47Some sort of connection?
00:20:49You wouldn't exist without me.
00:21:03It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
00:21:05for our final question.
00:21:07The question that we ask each and every one of our guests.
00:21:13Okay.
00:21:14Would you share one of your little beauty secrets with us?
00:21:21Just one little trick of yours that helps you look so incredibly stunning.
00:21:25I mean, look at you.
00:21:26I don't know, uh...
00:21:27Say it! Say it!
00:21:31Let me think.
00:21:32Say it!
00:21:33Tell them who your little beauty secret is!
00:21:36I guess...
00:21:37Why don't you just show them right here?
00:21:39Here's your little beauty secret.
00:21:41I always try to be myself,
00:21:43to be sincere and grateful for all that I have,
00:21:46and to always remember to lead with my heart.
00:21:49Oh, I'm here like a sweetheart.
00:22:01I just...
00:22:04I try to be myself.
00:22:07Stop it!
00:22:09Stop it.
00:22:10You're taking it from me.
00:22:12That's your little secret?
00:22:15Stop it!
00:22:16Stop it.
00:22:17Stop it!
00:22:18Stop it!
00:22:19Stop it.
00:22:20Stop it.
00:22:21Stop it.
00:22:22Stop it.
00:22:23Stop it.
00:22:24Stop it.
00:22:25Stop it.
00:22:26Stop it.
00:22:27Stop it.
00:22:28Stop it.
00:22:29Stop it.
00:22:31You have to control yourself!
00:22:40I can't go back to her.
00:23:00Gross old bat!
00:23:06Disgusting!
00:23:09I'm going to kill you!
00:23:39To be continued...
00:24:09To be continued...
00:24:30Can we go to bed?
00:24:32Yes.
00:24:34I'll be right there.
00:24:53To be continued...
00:25:23To be continued...
00:25:52To be continued...
00:26:07To be continued...
00:26:17To be continued...
00:26:27To be continued...
00:26:37To be continued...
00:26:57Sue?
00:27:00To be continued...
00:27:10Babe?
00:27:14Sue?
00:27:16You alright?
00:27:23Should I start all about tomorrow?
00:27:30Babe?
00:27:36Babe?
00:27:45Sue?
00:27:46Is something wrong?
00:27:52Are you a little cranky because of your related business?
00:27:59Sue, open the door.
00:28:01Come on, Sue.
00:28:03You're so funny, I need to take a piss.
00:28:07Sue, open the door.
00:28:09Open the door, Sue, come on!
00:28:12Babe?
00:28:17Babe?
00:28:29Babe?
00:28:32Open the door, come on!
00:28:35Babe, open the door!
00:28:37Babe, open the door!
00:28:42What the fuck?
00:28:45Get the fuck out!
00:28:47Who's this?
00:28:48Who the fuck is this?
00:28:49Leave me alone!
00:28:59What the fuck?
00:29:30What the fuck?
00:29:54Yes?
00:29:58It's 5.03.
00:30:01I want to stop.
00:30:03Are you sure?
00:30:04Once you stop, you can't go back.
00:30:06I want to stop!
00:30:08I want to fucking stop!
00:30:10I want to stop!
00:30:13We'll deliver.
00:30:43Sue, I want to stop!
00:31:12I want to stop!
00:31:13I want to stop!
00:31:14I want to stop!
00:31:15I want to stop!
00:31:16I want to stop!
00:31:17I want to stop!
00:31:18I want to stop!
00:31:19I want to stop!
00:31:20I want to stop!
00:31:21I want to stop!
00:31:22I want to stop!
00:31:23I want to stop!
00:31:24I want to stop!
00:31:25I want to stop!
00:31:26I want to stop!
00:31:27I want to stop!
00:31:28I want to stop!
00:31:29I want to stop!
00:31:30I want to stop!
00:31:31I want to stop!
00:31:32I want to stop!
00:31:33I want to stop!
00:31:34I want to stop!
00:31:35I want to stop!
00:31:36I want to stop!
00:31:37I want to stop!
00:31:38I want to stop!
00:31:39I want to stop!
00:31:40I want to stop!
00:31:41I want to stop!
00:31:42I want to stop!
00:31:43I want to stop!
00:31:44I want to stop!
00:31:45I want to stop!
00:31:46I want to stop!
00:31:47I want to stop!
00:31:48I want to stop!
00:31:49I want to stop!
00:31:50I want to stop!
00:31:51I want to stop!
00:31:52I want to stop!
00:31:53I want to stop!
00:31:54I want to stop!
00:31:55I want to stop!
00:31:56I want to stop!
00:31:57I want to stop!
00:31:58I want to stop!
00:31:59I want to stop!
00:32:00I want to stop!
00:32:01I want to stop!
00:32:02I want to stop!
00:32:03I want to stop!
00:32:04I want to stop!
00:32:05I want to stop!
00:32:06I want to stop!
00:32:07I want to stop!
00:32:08I want to stop!
00:32:09I want to stop!
00:32:10I want to stop!
00:32:11Inside, inside..
00:32:12we cannot exist anymore.
00:32:13Are you sure?
00:32:15Are you sure?
00:32:17I want to stop.
00:32:19I want to stop.
00:32:21I want to stop.
00:32:24Are you sure?
00:32:27Once you stop, you cannot go back.
00:32:30You will simply remain on your own.
00:32:33Just on your own.
00:32:36Just on your own.
00:32:39On your own.
00:32:40Shut the fuck up!
00:32:42On your own.
00:33:06Listen to this, listen to this.
00:33:35Let's fucking get out of the way!
00:33:38We love you!
00:33:43I can't.
00:33:46I can't.
00:33:48I can't do this.
00:33:51Mum.
00:33:53I need you.
00:33:55Because
00:33:56I hate myself.
00:34:00We've.
00:34:02You gotta get ready, it's our big night.
00:34:09Come on, they're gonna love you so much.
00:34:12Come on, come on, you're the only lovable part of me.
00:34:19You have to come back, you have to come back, come back.
00:34:25Oh.
00:34:32Okay, okay.
00:34:47Come on, come on.
00:34:57Come on.
00:35:03Oh.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:35:32Huh?
00:35:52Oh.
00:35:52Ah!
00:35:53Ah!
00:35:54Ah!
00:35:55Oh!
00:35:56Ah!
00:35:57Oh!
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00:36:01Ahh!
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00:41:01Got it. I want to have to make up here and we got to enjoy the fitting room
00:41:04After that, we have one final test on stage the lighting sound you have a minute now time to put a show
00:41:09So Johnny, are you good? Okay
00:41:19Wrap
00:41:34Oh
00:41:48I'm gonna be right back. Sorry
00:42:04Oh
00:42:34Oh
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00:43:34Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself more beautiful more perfect
00:44:04Oh
00:44:20Let me introduce you to the shareholders they have been dying to meet you
00:44:29Is everything
00:44:32Okay
00:44:38So smile
00:44:48We want tonight's pretty girls should always smile
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00:49:01Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. Please say your name age measurements
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00:52:09Pretty girls should always smile
00:52:31Oh
00:52:47At last we're starting to worry hurry up you're up in five
00:53:01Oh
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00:54:02Will not be disappointed. She's my most beautiful creation. I have shaped her for success
00:54:16Four three two one
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00:59:19You better boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose
00:59:27Next
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00:59:34Pretty girls should always smile
00:59:4350 it stops
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