Category
ЁЯОе
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Chingam sir, don't be so angry. You are going to get married, not to arrest anyone.
00:00:21Chingam sir, don't be so angry. Accept it.
00:00:26Chingam sir, what kind of drama is this? Your friends have been trying to convince you.
00:00:31And you don't listen to them. Your heart doesn't listen to you.
00:00:35It's your wedding and they are so worried. You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:00:41Chingam sir, none of my friends got married. Then why are you trying to trap me?
00:00:47I don't know from where you both got the idea of getting married.
00:00:50I swear on my life, you both have taken away all the happiness of my life.
00:01:00Come on Amma, don't do so much melodrama.
00:01:04My life is at stake. I want to cry. Why are you crying?
00:01:10I am going. You are my good Amma, my dear Amma.
00:01:15But cancel the wedding. I will do whatever you say.
00:01:20Amma! Amma!
00:01:50Welcome Mr. Moteshwar and Mr. Patleshwar Acharyaji.
00:02:11That means Mr. Motu and Mr. Patlu. Have you brought the file of Project Dharti?
00:02:16Here is the file of Project Dharti.
00:02:19It has a formula to make a nuclear missile which can hit the moon from the earth.
00:02:25And it can be launched from the earth, water, sky and mountains.
00:02:30With the arrival of this missile, our country will become more powerful.
00:02:35Congratulations. Congratulations.
00:02:39This Project Dharti was successful because of your hard work.
00:02:43I will throw a big party for you both.
00:02:47Here is the file of Project Dharti.
00:02:58Hands up.
00:03:00No one will move from their place.
00:03:04Hand over the file of Dharti to us.
00:03:07How did you get to know?
00:03:10There must be a traitor here.
00:03:13Who has betrayed the country?
00:03:16He has betrayed his motherland.
00:03:22Stop your nonsense professor.
00:03:25Where is the file? Give it to me fast.
00:03:28Or else I will finish everyone with this laser gun.
00:03:31No. You will not get this file.
00:03:41Patlu, take this file and run away.
00:04:03Someone catch him.
00:04:10No.
00:04:28No one will move from their place. Freeze.
00:04:31Did you see?
00:04:34My voice has so much power that even the pages of the file have frozen.
00:04:49Come on friends.
00:05:01All of you take a bath and get ready.
00:05:04Dharti is coming here to meet us with her parents.
00:05:09We have to think of something.
00:05:12Okay sir. We will get ready and come.
00:05:31What are you doing in the bathroom for so long?
00:06:01Mr. Patlu.
00:06:10Where are you Mr. Motu?
00:06:17Where is the ball my friend?
00:06:20Tell me or else I will throw it from above.
00:06:23Where did you take my friend?
00:06:26Tell me or else I will throw it from above.
00:06:28No.
00:06:31Mr. Patlu, leave me.
00:06:34Let my voice come out.
00:06:37I am Mr. Motu.
00:06:45Mr. Motu, what have you done to yourself?
00:06:48When you could not recognize me, even these goons will not be able to recognize me.
00:06:52How did you like my get up?
00:06:55Great.
00:06:57Now it is fine.
00:07:00Now this moustache is looking fine.
00:07:03Mr. Motu, I could not recognize you at all.
00:07:07I will also bring a similar get up.
00:07:10Let me practice a little more.
00:07:19Mr. Motu, we will be saved by changing our attire.
00:07:22But how do we save that file?
00:07:24We will have to bring that file back from those goons at any cost.
00:07:29The file is here Mr. Patlu.
00:07:32Sorry.
00:07:34I forgot to tell you in a hurry.
00:07:37I had changed the file quietly.
00:07:40What?
00:07:42Mr. Motu, you are great.
00:07:45You are giving me a reward for saving the file.
00:07:49Sorry.
00:07:51I was too happy.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:56I did not tell anyone because I did not know who is involved with the enemies there.
00:08:01And Professor Batliwala said in front of him that the file is saved.
00:08:06So those goons will again follow us.
00:08:09Very good Mr. Motu.
00:08:10Very good.
00:08:12Wait a minute.
00:08:14I will also make a similar get up.
00:08:28Let's click a selfie and send it to the headquarter.
00:08:32And let's inform Professor Batliwala that we are here.
00:08:41Namaste. Namaste.
00:08:44This is Chingam's mother.
00:08:46And this is my son Chingam.
00:08:48Inspector Chingam.
00:08:50He is a famous inspector in Furfuri Nagar.
00:08:53It is impossible to escape from his clutches.
00:08:58And these are his friends Motu, Patlu, Jhatka and Ghasitaram.
00:09:03Big goons and goons are scared of Motu.
00:09:07And he beats them up.
00:09:10Big wrestlers are scared of Motu.
00:09:16Namaste. Namaste.
00:09:18This is my wife and this is my daughter Dharti.
00:09:22I gave her complete bio-data in her file.
00:09:25You must have got to know everything about her.
00:09:29Yes. You have made Dharti's file so well that it seems as if we know her since childhood.
00:09:38But it is very important to see in order to like her.
00:09:42And to see, it is very important to lift your head up.
00:09:47Isn't it? Isn't it?
00:09:50Everyone lift your head.
00:09:53Lift your head.
00:09:55Look at Dharti.
00:10:07This is cheating. This is cheating.
00:10:38What?
00:11:03I am Don of Don. Kundali Don.
00:11:05Kundali Don?
00:11:07Kundali Don.
00:11:09Very good.
00:11:11One day I will make your horoscope with my own hands.
00:11:15Park our car.
00:11:17Give him the keys.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:48Aha!
00:11:50Aha!
00:11:55Help!
00:11:57Somebody help!
00:11:59Somebody help!
00:12:01Somebody help!
00:12:05Somebody help!
00:12:20Allow me to introduce myself.
00:12:23I am Don of Dons. Kundali Don.
00:12:26Say Don.
00:12:28Kundali Don.
00:12:30Very good.
00:12:31I have many friends.
00:12:33Rahu, Ketu, Shani, Makar, Tula, Mithun, Kanya, and Kumbh.
00:12:39Whether it is marriage, engagement, engagement, turmeric, or anything else.
00:12:44I make everyone's horoscope and take out the auspicious time.
00:12:48I have heard that your daughter is getting married.
00:12:51If you say, I will make the horoscope and take out the auspicious time.
00:12:56Oh!
00:12:58How much money will you take to make the horoscope?
00:13:0110 crores.
00:13:03Oh!
00:13:0510 crores!
00:13:08Not at all.
00:13:10My future son-in-law is an inspector.
00:13:13Oh! Mr. Bubblegum Commissioner.
00:13:17He will put you in jail.
00:13:22You are under arrest.
00:13:25I understand the word under arrest.
00:13:27But not my friends' guns.
00:13:30Let the bullet go. Let the accident happen.
00:13:33Rahu, Ketu, take the girl.
00:13:36To return the girl.
00:13:3810 crores.
00:13:40Hey!
00:13:42Pick up the girl quickly.
00:13:44Take her in the car.
00:13:46Help!
00:13:49Oh!
00:13:51I don't want to get married.
00:13:53Why are you after me?
00:13:55Oh!
00:13:57Let's go.
00:13:59They are taking the earth.
00:14:02Motu, my brother, my friend.
00:14:04Kundali Don and his friends have taken the earth.
00:14:08And they are asking for 10 crores to return it.
00:14:12Follow them quickly.
00:14:15Look there.
00:14:17Their car is taking a turn in the flyover.
00:14:19And it will exit from the flyover below this flyover.
00:14:28Okay.
00:14:30When I say 1, 2, 3.
00:14:32All of you jump on that car.
00:14:35Then we will catch them.
00:14:381, 2, 3.
00:14:40Jump.
00:14:41Help!
00:14:56You come with me.
00:14:58And you take care of them.
00:15:12Push.
00:15:20Wait a minute.
00:15:22We make the horoscope.
00:15:24We don't fight.
00:15:26Right now, Ketu is sitting on Rahu in our horoscope.
00:15:29And Mars is heavy on Saturn.
00:15:31There is no better opportunity than this for jogging.
00:15:36We are going for jogging.
00:15:38We will meet again.
00:15:39Bye.
00:15:44Dharati, are you alright?
00:15:47I am fine.
00:15:49Thanks to Motu and Patlu.
00:15:51They are very brave.
00:16:09Let's go.
00:16:27This room doesn't look like ours.
00:16:30Are you ready?
00:16:39Go.
00:16:49Let's go Motu.
00:16:51You go.
00:16:53My coin has fallen somewhere.
00:16:55I will go and get it.
00:16:57Okay. But come back soon.
00:17:03Wow! The coin is back.
00:17:06Where are my shoes?
00:17:09Maybe they were under this bed.
00:17:15Thank you. Thank you.
00:17:18Thank you?
00:17:20But who told you?
00:17:22Who is down there?
00:17:24Who is down there?
00:17:36Who is it?
00:17:41Who is it?
00:17:43Who hit me?
00:17:47He hit me very hard.
00:17:54Who is behind the curtain?
00:17:56Who is behind the curtain?
00:17:58I am asking, who is behind the curtain?
00:18:03You are behind the curtain.
00:18:05Then why are you asking useless questions?
00:18:10Sorry. I am behind the curtain.
00:18:13I am behind the curtain.
00:18:15But who is in front of the curtain?
00:18:19There is no one here.
00:18:21Some thief must have come to steal.
00:18:24And fooled me and ran away.
00:18:31How long will we roam in these scientists' suits?
00:18:33Let's change our clothes.
00:18:35They seem to be of our size.
00:18:39This frame looks very nice.
00:18:42Patlu, run. Let's go to our room.
00:18:48As soon as we see Mr. Motu and Mr. Patlu,
00:18:52both of you leave the wheelchair and go.
00:18:55Then you will see how I will win their hearts with my acting.
00:19:03I will win their hearts and become their friend.
00:19:08Go. Go. Hide.
00:19:16Motu, I don't understand.
00:19:19What will happen if Chingam sir doesn't agree for the marriage?
00:19:23We will have to do something.
00:19:25Excuse me, young man.
00:19:28Will you both help me?
00:19:33Please drop me till the top end of the corridor.
00:19:38Yes. Don't worry. I will drop you.
00:19:41Patlu, you go. I will drop them and come.
00:19:50You are such a nice person.
00:19:57What has happened to this boss?
00:20:00He is overacting so much.
00:20:02Enough. Enough. Don't say anything more.
00:20:05I can't bear to see you sad.
00:20:14Yes Patlu, tell me.
00:20:16Should I come to the swimming pool?
00:20:18Ok. Ok. I am coming.
00:20:26Stop. Stop.
00:20:28Where are you going?
00:20:31Stop.
00:20:46I didn't ask you to come so soon.
00:20:50Take me to your room.
00:20:53I can't even walk.
00:20:56I don't even know where my servants are.
00:20:59Where are they?
00:21:02I want to rest for some time.
00:21:07Yes. You can rest in our room.
00:21:10Boss, are you alright?
00:21:15You are their man.
00:21:17Don't you feel ashamed?
00:21:19You left them and went away.
00:21:21They were so worried.
00:21:23Take them to their room.
00:21:24If you ever leave them alone again, then you will see.
00:21:28Sorry Boss. Sorry.
00:21:37I will hide this file somewhere.
00:21:40Then they won't show me his photo everyday.
00:21:43Photo. Photo. Photo.
00:21:45No photo.
00:21:50Chingum, stop. Stop.
00:21:52Stop.
00:21:54Motu Patlu, Chingum has run away with the file.
00:21:57Stop him.
00:22:00Chingum Sir.
00:22:02Stop.
00:22:19Stop Sir.
00:22:22Chingum Sir.
00:22:28Chingum Sir.
00:22:31What is happening?
00:22:33Why is everyone playing hide and seek with me?
00:22:41Patlu Sir, they are the same goons who are after the file.
00:22:44They are the same goons who talk less and beat more.
00:22:52Take him out.
00:22:58This is the file of the earth.
00:23:00Burn it. Destroy it.
00:23:02Put it in the river. Destroy it.
00:23:04Yes.
00:23:08Ghasitaram, my brother, my friend.
00:23:10The matter is very serious.
00:23:12Catch Chingum Sir.
00:23:20My brother, my friend.
00:23:22Burn it. Destroy it.
00:23:24Put it in the river. Destroy it.
00:23:28Big brother, tell me. Stop.
00:23:31Is there a race going on here?
00:23:33I will ask them.
00:23:40This is the file of the earth.
00:23:42Destroy it. Destroy it.
00:23:44Do whatever you want to do.
00:23:45I will not leave you even if you touch my file.
00:23:55Today all the planets are kind.
00:23:58First I got the file.
00:24:00Then I saw the earth.
00:24:02Catch him.
00:24:05I gave the file to Kundali Don.
00:24:07What did you do?
00:24:15Jhanga, Bunga.
00:24:17Both of you go and find out.
00:24:19Where are Motu and Patlu?
00:24:21Then inform me.
00:24:23And I will set up my acting trap again.
00:24:26Be careful.
00:24:28This time I will call you.
00:24:30You also don't come.
00:24:32Understood.
00:24:34Yes, boss.
00:24:36I will call you.
00:24:38I will call you.
00:24:40I will call you.
00:24:42I will call you.
00:24:43Understood.
00:24:45Yes, boss.
00:24:47Jhanga, Bunga.
00:24:49Yes, boss.
00:24:51What did I tell you?
00:24:53Don't come even if I call you.
00:24:57The earth project is ours.
00:24:59We will take it.
00:25:01Looks like the other gang is also after the earth.
00:25:05Let's go fast.
00:25:08Listen.
00:25:10Why are you following the earth?
00:25:13The earth is ours.
00:25:15Don't you dare touch it.
00:25:18The earth is ours.
00:25:20Don't you dare touch it.
00:25:22Bunga.
00:25:24He is taking a challenge from us.
00:25:34Today is the time to hang upside down in Kundali.
00:25:39Hang upside down.
00:25:41Hang upside down.
00:25:46Where did Chingum Sir go?
00:25:50Hello.
00:25:52Gentlemen.
00:25:55Will you both help me?
00:25:59If you help me, he will give you 10 lakhs.
00:26:05Wow.
00:26:08Long live your children.
00:26:13Give milk. Bathe.
00:26:15Give flowers.
00:26:16Hello.
00:26:32Patlu, I will go and help this sad person.
00:26:36You go ahead and find Chingum Sir.
00:26:40Okay, Motu.
00:26:42Last time you did help him.
00:26:44But he was in a bad condition.
00:26:47Take care this time.
00:27:02Motu, what should I do?
00:27:05I don't know where Chingum has gone.
00:27:09Don't worry.
00:27:11I will find him.
00:27:14Help.
00:27:16I don't want to go to swimming pool again.
00:27:19Sorry. Sorry.
00:27:21I will be back.
00:27:23Sorry.
00:27:25Big brother.
00:27:45No.
00:28:06Help.
00:28:08Ganga. Panga.
00:28:09Ganga.
00:28:13Wow. Boss. Wow.
00:28:16Your voice is so sweet.
00:28:19You sound so real, Boss.
00:28:24I am real, you fool.
00:28:27Help.
00:28:32Boss, if you hadn't stopped me, I would have come here thinking I am real.
00:28:39Okay, Boss. We will go to coffee shop and have coffee.
00:28:43Good luck.
00:28:45We will get the file this time. Keep it up.
00:28:48Where are you going?
00:28:50Are you worried about coffee?
00:28:52I am getting beaten up here.
00:28:59Get me out of here.
00:29:01Don't go to have coffee.
00:29:10I am very sad.
00:29:12I am very sad.
00:29:22Are you okay?
00:29:28What are you looking at?
00:29:31Have you never seen a man who has never taken a bath?
00:29:40What?
00:29:42You dropped him in the laundry duct?
00:29:45I didn't drop him. He fell.
00:29:47Let's go quickly. He must be badly hurt.
00:29:50Sir.
00:29:52Be careful.
00:29:54Long live.
00:29:56I will have to take the file as an enemy.
00:30:01If you love your life, run Pasha. Run.
00:30:06Sir. Wait. Sir.
00:30:09Sir.
00:30:11Sir. You are running.
00:30:13Are your legs okay?
00:30:15Where is your wheelchair?
00:30:17Something is wrong. Why are they running?
00:30:19Follow them.
00:30:21Sir. Wait.
00:30:23Sir. Wait.
00:30:25Sir.
00:30:30There they are.
00:30:32Sir. Wait.
00:30:34Wait.
00:30:39No. No.
00:30:41No.
00:30:46I can't reach Professor Batliwala's phone.
00:30:50I don't know what to do.
00:30:52Where should I go from here?
00:30:54We will have to hide here until we get in contact with them.
00:30:57They were following me.
00:31:00Suddenly they came in front of me.
00:31:09Sir. Wait.
00:31:11Wait.
00:31:13How did they come in front of me so quickly?
00:31:16Look. Sir.
00:31:18Sir.
00:31:25Sir. Wait.
00:31:27Wait.
00:31:29Wait.
00:31:31Wait.
00:31:33Wait.
00:31:35Wait.
00:31:37Wait.
00:31:39Why are you running, sir?
00:32:05Those two scientists are amazing scientists.
00:32:10They go from one place to another in a moment.
00:32:15Right now they are running behind me.
00:32:18And next moment I see that they are coming in front of me.
00:32:23Do you know what this is?
00:32:25Do you know?
00:32:27Sir.
00:32:29This happened to me once in my childhood.
00:32:32My mother and father both fell sick.
00:32:37I was a ten year old child.
00:32:40I was earning money with my small hands.
00:32:45And some goons were following me.
00:32:48Wherever I used to run, I used to see goons in front of me.
00:32:53And I...
00:32:55A small life.
00:32:57I used to earn money for them, save my life and run.
00:33:07Sir. Give me your handkerchief.
00:33:10To wipe my nose.
00:33:11For me.
00:33:20Stop this family drama.
00:33:24Hoshiar Singh.
00:33:26Don't open your mouth.
00:33:28What I mean to say is...
00:33:30When a person goes from one place to another in a blink of an eye.
00:33:35Then it is called teleporting.
00:33:37They have made a teleporting machine.
00:33:41So sir, did those goons also have a teleporting machine?
00:33:45Which I used to see everywhere.
00:33:49Hoshiar Singh. Shut up.
00:33:52Don't you dare open your mouth.
00:33:55I also want that teleporting machine.
00:33:58Go. Go.
00:34:00Get both the scientists from the 5 star hotel.
00:34:04Where is Mr. Patlu?
00:34:05Where is Mr. Patlu?
00:34:07He is not answering his phone.
00:34:09Where is Motu?
00:34:11He is not answering his phone.
00:34:13Mr. Patlu.
00:34:15How are you coming out of this room?
00:34:17I have been calling you for so long.
00:34:19Why don't you answer your phone?
00:34:21What did you say, Motu?
00:34:23What do you mean by this room?
00:34:25This is our room.
00:34:27Mr. Patlu, what has happened to you?
00:34:29This is our room.
00:34:31Look. 1006.
00:34:32That's why you went to that room by mistake.
00:34:35Now come quickly.
00:34:37Don't you want to have breakfast?
00:34:39I want to have breakfast, Mr. Patlu.
00:34:41But you were in the wrong room.
00:34:43Not me.
00:34:45I was not in the wrong room.
00:34:47You were. You were.
00:34:49I was not in the wrong room.
00:34:51I am in the same room from tomorrow.
00:34:53Mr. Patlu, how can I make such a big mistake?
00:34:55I don't want to get married.
00:34:57I don't want to. I don't want to.
00:34:59That is final.
00:35:00You will get married.
00:35:02You will. You will.
00:35:04That's an order.
00:35:06Or else I will make you a constable.
00:35:08Yes.
00:35:10What drama are they doing?
00:35:12Let's go from here.
00:35:14Hands up. No one will move.
00:35:20You hands up.
00:35:22The name is Chingum.
00:35:24And it is impossible to escape from Chingum's web.
00:35:26Impossible. Yes.
00:35:28Oh my lord.
00:35:30How brave you are.
00:35:34You have escaped.
00:35:36Now let's go to jail.
00:35:49Idea.
00:35:57Motu, eat samosas and start.
00:36:00Mr. Patlu, what does this mean?
00:36:02Eat samosas and start what?
00:36:04Oh my lord.
00:36:06Motu, did you forget?
00:36:08After eating samosas, you will have so much power in you
00:36:11that I have never seen in 20 years.
00:36:20Go Motu.
00:36:22Crush them.
00:36:24Oh my lord.
00:36:36I can't fight.
00:36:38Then why are you making me fight?
00:36:40I think the samosas here don't have as much power
00:36:43as the samosas in Furfuri Nagar.
00:36:45Everyone eat together.
00:36:47No. No. Not at all.
00:36:54No. No.
00:36:56What are you doing?
00:36:59I have never eaten so many samosas in my life.
00:37:02Mr. Patlu, what has happened to you?
00:37:07Motu, now stop crying and washing.
00:37:10And wash them.
00:37:12Sorry. I am not a washerman.
00:37:14And they are not clothes.
00:37:16I can even hands up.
00:37:18Enough of your comedy drama.
00:37:20Hands up and come with us.
00:37:24Come.
00:37:34Pasha boss, look.
00:37:36We have brought these two.
00:37:38Patlu, where have we come?
00:37:40I don't know, Mr. Motu.
00:37:46Pasha is happy.
00:37:48My son Pasha is happy.
00:37:54Calm down, Kaala.
00:37:57Calm down.
00:37:59First let me say my dialogues.
00:38:03Mr. Motu, Mr. Patlu.
00:38:06I want both things.
00:38:09First, the file of the earth.
00:38:12And second, your teleporting machine.
00:38:19Teleporting machine?
00:38:21What is that?
00:38:23It is not a teleporting machine.
00:38:26This means that you accept one thing.
00:38:32That you have the file of the earth.
00:38:38Give me that file.
00:38:41Or else I will finish both of you.
00:38:44Even if you finish us.
00:38:46We will give our lives.
00:38:48But we will not give you that file.
00:38:50Right, Mr. Motu?
00:38:51Either you shoot us.
00:38:53Or hang us.
00:38:55We will not give you that file.
00:38:57Even if you bury us.
00:39:02We are not afraid of anyone.
00:39:04We have so much courage.
00:39:06We will die here.
00:39:08But we will not give you the file.
00:39:10Wow!
00:39:12Very good.
00:39:21Stop this nonsense.
00:39:23There is no poetry meeting here.
00:39:26I will count to three.
00:39:29Give me that file.
00:39:31Or else I will change your lifestyle.
00:39:35Wow!
00:39:41Why am I reciting poetry?
00:39:44If they don't give me the file.
00:39:47Then I will shoot them with a laser gun.
00:39:51Stop. Stop.
00:39:53We don't have the file.
00:39:55Then why are you shooting us?
00:39:57The file is with Kundali Don.
00:39:59I had given it to him.
00:40:01What?
00:40:03Jhanga.
00:40:05Go.
00:40:07And bring this Kundali Don.
00:40:13What?
00:40:15Cheater.
00:40:17Mr. Motu.
00:40:19You gave the file to Kundali Don.
00:40:21How much did you sell the file for?
00:40:23Tell me Mr. Motu.
00:40:25Patlu.
00:40:27You are killing your friend for a file.
00:40:30It is not just a file.
00:40:32It is our dream.
00:40:34Mr. Motu.
00:40:36How much did you sell the file for?
00:40:38Because of treachery.
00:40:40Patlu.
00:40:42You are killing your friend.
00:40:44That too for a file.
00:40:47Mr. Motu.
00:40:49Why did you sell the file?
00:40:51We don't have the file.
00:40:53I didn't sell the file.
00:40:55I just gave it to him.
00:40:59Hit me.
00:41:01Hit me as much as you want.
00:41:03Let me meet big brother.
00:41:05Let me meet Chingum Sir.
00:41:07I will tell them how much you hit me for a file.
00:41:14Boring.
00:41:17This one sided fight is not fun.
00:41:20Mr. Motu.
00:41:22You also fight.
00:41:24It will be fun.
00:41:26No. No.
00:41:28I won't hit my friend.
00:41:30I won't hit him.
00:41:32No matter what happens.
00:41:34If you don't fight.
00:41:36Your friend will be shot with a laser gun.
00:41:39Babla.
00:41:41Kill Mr. Patlu.
00:41:44No. Don't hit him.
00:41:46Please.
00:41:47Kill him.
00:41:51You think you are very brave.
00:41:56If you want to save Mr. Patlu.
00:41:59You will have to fight him.
00:42:02And defeat him.
00:42:04If you win.
00:42:06Mr. Patlu will be saved.
00:42:09And if you lose.
00:42:11Mr. Patlu will be finished.
00:42:13Finished.
00:42:16Come on Patlu.
00:42:18Lose the fight.
00:42:20Cheater.
00:42:22What is the use of living now.
00:42:24You sold the file.
00:42:44Sorry Patlu.
00:42:46I will have to fight you to save you.
00:42:49Mr. Motu.
00:42:51From where did you learn such a good fight?
00:42:53From where did you learn?
00:43:07Boss. Asha Boss.
00:43:09I have caught Mr. Motu and Mr. Patlu.
00:43:13What?
00:43:26Stop.
00:43:28How can two people of the same face fight?
00:43:34I am sure.
00:43:36Both of them have played this trick to confuse us.
00:43:40So that we follow the fake one.
00:43:45And the real one runs away.
00:43:52But.
00:43:54All four have been caught.
00:43:59Basha is happy.
00:44:01Very happy.
00:44:11Two of them are real.
00:44:15And two are fake.
00:44:18There are masks on their faces.
00:44:22Remove their masks.
00:44:30We are real.
00:44:32We are real.
00:44:34We are real.
00:44:36We are real.
00:44:38We are real.
00:44:40We are real.
00:44:42Oh my lord.
00:44:44All four of them look real.
00:44:46I swear on my patients.
00:44:48I am unable to distinguish between real and fake.
00:44:53We are real.
00:44:55We are real.
00:44:57We are real.
00:45:10I knew it.
00:45:12The one I am fighting can't be Mr. Motu.
00:45:16Mr. Motu can't fight.
00:45:18That means Mr. Motu is the real one.
00:45:21I knew it.
00:45:23When he is not eating samosas.
00:45:25Then he can't be Mr. Motu.
00:45:27Something is fishy.
00:45:29That means my Motu is the real one.
00:45:33Tell me quickly.
00:45:35Tell me.
00:45:37Who is the scientist between the two of you?
00:45:41They shouldn't know that I am the scientist.
00:45:45Or else they will take the file from me.
00:45:47He is the scientist.
00:45:49He is. Not me.
00:45:51Big brother.
00:45:53Tell them that I am Motu Patlu from Furfuri Nagar.
00:45:56Big brother.
00:45:58Tell them that I am from Furfuri Nagar.
00:46:02Chingum Sir.
00:46:03Tell them that I have come here for your wedding.
00:46:07Chingum Sir.
00:46:09Tell them that I have come here for your wedding.
00:46:12I don't understand.
00:46:14Who is our Motu Patlu?
00:46:20I am. I am.
00:46:22I am. I am.
00:46:24I am. I am.
00:46:26Patlu I am.
00:46:33I am. I am.
00:46:35I am. I am.
00:46:37I am. I am.
00:46:39I am. I am.
00:46:41Stop snoring.
00:46:43There is already so much confusion here.
00:46:46And you are snoring.
00:46:48Your head is spinning.
00:46:50Your brain is hot.
00:46:52What if all the anger falls on you?
00:46:55Run away from here.
00:46:57Or else I will beat you up.
00:46:59Go.
00:47:03No.
00:47:11So you are Kundali Don.
00:47:14Yes. Yes.
00:47:16I am Kundali Don.
00:47:18If you are a Don.
00:47:20Then I am also a Don.
00:47:22Treat me the way a Don treats another Don.
00:47:30Okay.
00:47:31Okay.
00:47:33As you wish.
00:47:46Where is the file of Project Dharti?
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:52If you want the file then you can keep it.
00:47:55But if you want the land along with the file
00:47:58then you will have to pay 10 crores.
00:48:02Yes.
00:48:04Ganga.
00:48:06Treat this Don again.
00:48:08One minute.
00:48:10One minute.
00:48:12Listen to me.
00:48:14I don't have the file.
00:48:16Dharti snatched it from me.
00:48:19Who is Dharti?
00:48:22Come.
00:48:24She is going to marry this Chingum.
00:48:28Chingum.
00:48:30Give me that file.
00:48:32Or else you will be shot dead.
00:48:44Take this.
00:48:51What is this?
00:48:53I don't want this file.
00:48:55I want the file of Project Dharti.
00:48:59In which there is information about nuclear missiles.
00:49:04Pasha Boss. Pasha Boss.
00:49:07If you don't want this file and this land.
00:49:11Then I will take them.
00:49:13This is my project.
00:49:15It is a matter of 10 crores.
00:49:18Stand quietly.
00:49:21Ganga.
00:49:23Ganga.
00:49:25Bring my trump card.
00:49:29Now we will know.
00:49:32Who is Scientist Motu Patlu?
00:49:43That is why they were not answering our calls.
00:49:46They are trapped here.
00:49:48Professor Batliwala.
00:49:51If you want to live.
00:49:54Then go and find out.
00:49:57Who is the real Motu Patlu?
00:50:02Or else you will be killed here in front of everyone.
00:50:17This file is at the safe place.
00:50:20It is not here.
00:50:22Which file?
00:50:24This file is at the safe place.
00:50:27It is not here.
00:50:29The file is hidden at my feet.
00:50:32But no one knows.
00:50:44Pasha.
00:50:45Here is the file and these two scientists.
00:50:48Cheater. Traitor.
00:50:50You have betrayed this country.
00:50:52These nuclear missiles are for our country.
00:50:55You have sold the enemies.
00:51:00I have not sold the enemies.
00:51:03I am the enemy.
00:51:05Me and Pasha will blackmail the entire world.
00:51:16Haha.
00:51:24Patlu, it is a question of our country's honor.
00:51:27This file should not be touched by the enemies.
00:51:38Patlu, my friend.
00:51:40There is no shortage of patriots in this country.
00:51:43You don't worry.
00:51:45I will never touch you.
00:51:52Two can play the same game.
00:51:55Give me the file.
00:51:57No.
00:51:59Give me the file, Patlu.
00:52:01No.
00:52:02No.
00:52:14Be careful.
00:52:16Use your brain sometimes.
00:52:20This has happened to me once in my childhood.
00:52:26Stop your family drama.
00:52:29And snatch the file.
00:52:32The name is Chingam.
00:52:34Inspector Chingam.
00:52:36Hands up.
00:52:47Time please.
00:52:49Time please.
00:52:51Bharti, come with me.
00:52:53Or else Chingam is finished.
00:52:55No.
00:52:57What?
00:52:59Stop.
00:53:00Stop.
00:53:02I will teach you a good lesson.
00:53:04Stop.
00:53:06Stop.
00:53:08Take this.
00:53:10Stop.
00:53:12I will not leave you today.
00:53:14Where are you running?
00:53:16Snatch the file.
00:53:18Snatch the file.
00:53:20Very good.
00:53:22Now it is my turn.
00:53:24Now it is my turn.
00:53:31Yes.
00:53:40Very good.
00:53:42That's the way to do it.
00:53:57Two can play the same game.
00:54:01No.
00:54:05Why are you after me?
00:54:12You want to hit me.
00:54:14Eat my hand.
00:54:16Stop.
00:54:19Stop.
00:54:21I will not leave you.
00:54:26Mother, father.
00:54:28I am sorry.
00:54:30Stop.
00:54:43Motu, he snatched the file.
00:55:00Stop.
00:55:24Pasha, the connection is over.
00:55:31Pasha is happy.
00:55:34He is very happy.
00:55:37Fire.
00:55:39First missile.
00:55:41Fire.
00:55:46Motu, stop the missile.
00:55:49No.
00:56:00Patlu, feed him Samosa.
00:56:03He spoiled my mood by feeding me Samosa.
00:56:06Idea.
00:56:08There is no Samosa.
00:56:10But it will work.
00:56:12Motu, I had ordered Samosa in the hotel.
00:56:14They must have arrived by now.
00:56:16End this fight quickly.
00:56:18Let's go and eat hot Samosa.
00:56:20Long live.
00:56:22Take this.
00:56:30Take this.
00:56:56Yes.
00:57:00Switch off the button.
00:57:05Boss. Boss.
00:57:07Don't worry.
00:57:09The missile will be fired today.
00:57:11I will not let it be switched off.
00:57:13I will risk my life.
00:57:17Stupid human.
00:57:19Switch off the button.
00:57:21Or else I will also die.
00:57:27The button will not be switched off today.
00:57:31Sorry.
00:57:33Sorry.
00:57:35Sorry.
00:57:37I made a mistake.
00:57:39Switch off the button.
00:57:41Switch off the button.
00:57:43Or else I will not do such a thing.
00:57:47Yes. Yes.
00:57:49I will not let you go.
00:57:51Stop.
00:57:53Will you kill the child?
00:57:55Look here.
00:57:57The missile will be fired today.
00:57:58Look here.
00:58:00The missile is being fired.
00:58:02And you, with a small mind,
00:58:04are after me with a stick.
00:58:07The stick is small, right?
00:58:09Okay.
00:58:1110 seconds are left now.
00:58:13Pasha, bye-bye.
00:58:15At least hang the bottle guy in the missile.
00:58:18Changez, hurry up.
00:58:239
00:58:258
00:58:267
00:58:276
00:58:28Please. No.
00:58:30Save me.
00:58:32Help.
00:58:37You keep quiet.
00:58:39Let me cry first.
00:58:436
00:58:445
00:58:454
00:58:463
00:58:472
00:58:481
00:58:50No.
00:59:03Hi. The name is Chingum.
00:59:05Inspector Chingum.
00:59:07It is impossible to escape from Chingum's web.
00:59:09Impossible.
00:59:11Hands up. You are under arrest.
00:59:25Thank you very much.
00:59:27How did the hair come so soon?
00:59:29We have put a wig.
00:59:31There should be no confusion here.
00:59:33Right?
00:59:35All the best.
00:59:41All the best.
00:59:44Why are you crying?
00:59:48A loss of 10 crores.
00:59:50And I had to give that gift.
00:59:52So different.
00:59:57But how are you feeling from inside?
01:00:00Because today you have come to bless the groom and the bride like a good person for the first time.
01:00:09I am feeling very good.
01:00:12All the best.
01:00:15I want to thank the earth.
01:00:18It put my life in danger.
01:00:21And I want to thank Motu Patlu too.
01:00:23Because without them this happy ending would not have happened.
01:00:273 cheers for Motu Patlu.
01:00:30Motu Patlu. Motu Patlu. Motu Patlu.
01:00:33Motu Patlu.
01:00:35Hip Hip Hurray. Hip Hip Hurray. Hip Hip Hurray.
01:00:53For more information visit www.osho.com