Sundeep Sharma Stand-up Comedy -College Fest
SUNDEEP SHARMA KILLS IT at College Fest!
Get ready to laugh out loud with Sundeep Sharma's hilarious stand-up comedy performance at a college fest! The comedian brings the house down with his witty one-liners and relatable jokes that will leave you in stitches. From college life to relationships, Sundeep tackles it all with his signature humor. Watch till the end to enjoy the best of his comedy!
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Sundeep Sharma just blew everyone away at the College Fest, and you won't believe how he did it!
SUNDEEP SHARMA KILLS IT at College Fest!
Get ready to laugh out loud with Sundeep Sharma's hilarious stand-up comedy performance at a college fest! The comedian brings the house down with his witty one-liners and relatable jokes that will leave you in stitches. From college life to relationships, Sundeep tackles it all with his signature humor. Watch till the end to enjoy the best of his comedy!
College Showcase,Comedy,Event Highlights,Funny Moments,Entertainment,Comedy Central,College Event,Humor,Comedy Show,Live Performance,College Life,Performance,Festival Vibes,Laughter,College Fest,Student Life,Campus Comedy,Indian Comedian,Sundeep Sharma,Stand-up Comedy
Sundeep Sharma just blew everyone away at the College Fest, and you won't believe how he did it!
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00:00I went to this college. There are two courses in this college.
00:03One is of engineering, which they have chosen on paper.
00:07And the second is of agriculture, which they use on paper.
00:17When the lockdown was over, they started calling comedians.
00:21The college fest season has come now.
00:23So they started calling comedians of their age first.
00:26Someone is calling Samay, someone is calling Munawar.
00:29They got so many shows that they rejected a lot of them.
00:34They were not in their budget.
00:37I studied in a cheap school.
00:39I thought I will do it if it comes from somewhere.
00:43Now those shows came to me.
00:45A flight from Mumbai to Chandigarh for two and a half hours.
00:48And a four-hour taxi from there to Himachal.
00:52When they go to the mountains, Hanuman Chalisa comes out from inside.
00:57God, make me reach there today.
01:00And return it. I had come to earn.
01:02I had not come to accumulate.
01:05The driver was driving the car.
01:07Now you are thinking, I have studied so much in my life.
01:09I have done so much training.
01:11After talking to him, I came to know that this high school is a fail.
01:14But on his one decision, everything is over.
01:21Now my habit is that I sit behind the driver.
01:24When I sit behind him, I talk to him so that he does not go to sleep.
01:28So I am looking in the mirror.
01:30I am sitting behind him and looking in the mirror.
01:32He is not sleeping.
01:33Now he is also driving the car.
01:35Listening to the song and doing like this.
01:37Brother, how many children are there in your house?
01:40I have told you fifteen times.
01:43What am I doing? I am not sleeping.
01:48He got angry.
01:51After that, the taxi reached somewhere.
01:54From there, I kept my luggage on the donkey for two hours.
01:58For an hour, I climbed the mountain like a donkey.
02:02Then I reached the university.
02:04I can't even name it.
02:07How many students live here?
02:09Four, five, three hundred?
02:11There were two students.
02:13After reaching there, first I said, have we reached?
02:19It was so cold.
02:21Three degrees temperature and two IQs.
02:23Not IQs, AQIs.
02:29That was also the same.
02:31My system was going down.
02:33I said, have we reached?
02:36Hey, snowy mountains.
02:38I said, you yourself are here?
02:40From here, you look local.
02:42I am coming from here.
02:44And my body breathed like this.
02:47Deep breath.
02:49All my organs danced.
02:52I said, all these facilities were already available.
02:55Why did you give it to me?
02:59In Mumbai, you breathe like this.
03:01Try it.
03:02If you take a deep breath, you will do like this.
03:04Your air will go up to here.
03:06Your body will say, run.
03:08Where are you putting the garbage inside me?
03:10I went to college.
03:11There are two courses in college.
03:13One is engineering, which they chose on paper.
03:17And the other is agriculture, which they use on paper.
03:27He is asking me.
03:29And sir, should I make one for you?
03:34Why not? Because no.
03:38No to drugs. Say no to drugs.
03:41I quit smoking. It's been 10 months.
03:47And this is my fifth attempt at quitting.
03:51Now, I really want to live.
03:53Many people say, we don't want to live.
03:56We don't want to die.
03:58There is so much good food in the world.
04:00So many beautiful girls.
04:02Why should we die?
04:04Enjoy life.
04:06Live. Say no to drugs.
04:09Anyway, that was social messaging.
04:13Yes, cycles are allowed there.
04:15Motor vehicles are not allowed.
04:17They allowed swift once in that college.
04:19Now, if you see that college, you will recognize it.
04:21They show a video to everyone.
04:23Once a car was allowed.
04:25There is a pole there.
04:27There is a swift car.
04:29There is a driver's seat in the swift car.
04:30There is a passenger seat.
04:31There is a gear.
04:32And there is a pole with the gear.
04:35Inside the car.
04:38Once a car was allowed.
04:40Then this happened.
04:42And there, because of cheap land,
04:44the government has cut down trees
04:46and made a college.
04:48One class is 400 meters here.
04:50One is 500 meters here.
04:51One is 300 meters there.
04:53So, their leg day is not happening there.
04:56Students have a leg day every day.
04:59They are taking two things from there.
05:01Degree and glutes.
05:04One thing, you will have to give while getting a job.
05:12Second, after getting a job.
05:15If someone has an IQ of 2.
05:18Tell me.
05:22I went to another college.
05:25Very good college.
05:27I will not tell the name.
05:30Where was it?
05:31I went to Uttarakhand.
05:38There also, 3 degree temperature.
05:40And that was in the mountains.
05:42Near Jim Corbett.
05:47So, there is a boundary.
05:48I am going there.
05:49I am seeing in the day.
05:50There are a lot of dogs.
05:51And their tail is like this.
05:53Not a single tail is relaxed.
05:55They are like this.
05:56Why are they roaming like this?
05:58They say, whenever a leopard comes here, it takes it.
06:00So, everyone roams in a group.
06:02So, there is a man and animal partnership.
06:04Two children, four dogs.
06:06Or four dogs, two children.
06:08Or vice versa.
06:10Two children, four dogs.
06:12Or four children, two dogs.
06:14They roam like this.
06:16That they don't pick up and take away.
06:18Their parents think.
06:20Yes, the child took it out.
06:22There life can also go.
06:25How did the cat pick it up and take it away?
06:28I am having a show on the stage at night.
06:31And it is very cold.
06:33Now I am standing on the stage.
06:35Jungle here.
06:36Jungle here.
06:37There is a blanket on which branding is applied.
06:39And the DJ's stuff.
06:41Drum drum.
06:42What do you play?
06:43What do you call it?
06:45Simple.
06:47Nice.
06:49That and his sticks.
06:51Everything is kept.
06:53Now I am standing here.
06:54There is a place in the middle.
06:55There is a place in the middle.
06:56There is a stage 20 feet high.
06:571200 people are sitting in front of me like this.
07:00It is cold.
07:02But I kept talking for an hour and a half in that cold.
07:05Because I had taken the money.
07:07They kept listening that they had given the money.
07:10My eyes, ears, nose.
07:12Everything that was possible to be red.
07:14Everything was red.
07:16Smoke was coming out.
07:18Everywhere I met like this.
07:20There was no time to do anything.
07:21Just like this.
07:23Everywhere.
07:25And it is cold.
07:26I am performing too.
07:28And I am also thinking.
07:30No cat should come from here.
07:32No cat should come from here.
07:34Or take it from behind.
07:35Fat, fresh.
07:36The stuff looks good.
07:38So I said, do one thing.
07:40Keep moving like this.
07:42So that the cat can't focus.
07:44I am sitting here.
07:45I aim like this.
07:46Before that, I turn.
07:48But the cat is worse.
07:49The cat also knows the pattern.
07:52So I did it differently.
07:54I went to the market once.
07:58I bought vegetables there.
08:00And I liked it very much.
08:05I was wearing clothes.
08:07I will tell you.
08:08So much there.
08:09I wore a vest.
08:11I wore a body warmer.
08:12I wore a T-shirt on it.
08:13Half sweater.
08:14Full sweater.
08:15Every one.
08:16On top of that, a jacket.
08:17Despite that, my nipples were standing.
08:20And my legs were shaking.
08:21I didn't wear much on my legs.
08:23And my legs were shaking.
08:25So I said,
08:26I am very happy to be here.
08:29Keep moving.
08:30The body will get hot.
08:31And the cat won't be able to focus.
08:34This is how I performed there.
08:36The dean got a cottage built.
08:37According to this,
08:38he got a lake built in front.
08:41Now what is in the lake?
08:43We will drink tea.
08:44Look at the lake.
08:45Shokin.
08:50And on the side,
08:52there is a boundary of Jim Corbett Park.
08:55Now the college students must have understood.
08:58The purpose of the tea is,
08:59a blind person,
09:00great management,
09:02that the purpose of the tea is,
09:03to get pressure.
09:06They had put bars there,
09:08thinking that
09:09a blind person will not be able to jump from this.
09:12He is a leopard,
09:13not a fool.
09:15He climbs a tree and jumps.
09:17To eat a pumpkin.
09:19Now the far-sightedness here is,
09:21that the pressure,
09:22which was not created by the tea,
09:26it will be created by the tea.
09:31I had gone to another college.
09:33In Banaras.
09:36It is very famous.
09:40There, a student,
09:41received me from the airport.
09:44Forcibly.
09:45I sat in the car.
09:46He wants to save 60 rupees from me,
09:47at the airport.
09:49Do you know what he is saying to me,
09:50in the car.
09:51As soon as the gate is coming,
09:52he is giving me money.
09:53Sir, you make your face like a VIP.
10:02A face like a VIP.
10:03What does it mean?
10:06What should I do?
10:07Should I shave the beard of Anubhav Singh Basti?
10:11Should I ask for clothes from Zakir Khan?
10:14I will get good clothes.
10:15What is there to do?
10:17He said, you do it.
10:18There was no time.
10:19He came.
10:21To the window,
10:22where the money is to be given.
10:23What should I do?
10:24He said, make a VIP gesture.
10:25Quickly.
10:28What is your concept of celebrity,
10:30in Banaras?
10:32Okay.
10:33He went close,
10:34and said very confidently.
10:37VIP movement.
10:41We were in Indica.
10:43VIP.
10:51He also thought,
10:52some secret agent is going.
10:56He was also afraid,
10:57if a VIP really comes out,
11:00then that poor guy will also have a house.
11:02In Uttar Pradesh,
11:03there is a bulldozer too.
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