OH HELLO! - A COMEDY SPECIAL BY RAHUL DUA | 2024
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Rahul Dua is about to change the comedy game in 2024, and you won't want to miss his hilarious journey!
RAHUL DUA IS TAKING OVER COMEDY IN 2024!
Get ready to LOL with the most awaited comedy special of 2024! "OH HELLO!" by Rahul Dua is taking the comedy world by storm! With his unique blend of humor and wit, Rahul Dua is all set to take over the comedy scene in 2024. Don't miss out on this hilarious ride as Rahul Dua brings his A-game to the stage. Watch "OH HELLO!" now and experience the comedy revolution of the year!
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00:00Thank you so much for coming.
00:13Check.
00:14Check.
00:15Hello.
00:16Check.
00:17Check.
00:19Excellent!
00:20Very nice.
00:21Very nice.
00:22Festivals are all the same.
00:23No matter who stands behind you, throw some derisory objects, anything in the way.
00:24The festival will go away in a jiffy.
00:25What do you say, stylist sir.
00:29I think the sound is okay.
00:42Thank you. Thank you so much for coming out, ladies and gentlemen.
01:06Give yourselves a massive round of applause, from the left to the right, and you guys.
01:10Thank you so much for coming out. Thank you. Thank you.
01:15Allow me to jog your memory a little. A little.
01:19Do you guys remember how we welcomed COVID in India? Do you guys remember that?
01:24We threw a thali.
01:26We lit a smoke bomb.
01:28When Hon'ble Prime Minister decided to be HR for one day,
01:37gave us engagement activities to boost citizen morale, you know.
01:42So, at that point in time, both my brother and I, we were in Mumbai.
01:45And our parents were in hometown, which is Ludhiana, Punjab.
01:48So, we decided to fly back to our hometown because, if you remember,
01:51in the first wave, elderly were very prone to the virus.
01:54I remember that feeling of love and care that we went back home with.
01:58That we will take care of our family members, social distancing, masks and sanitizers.
02:03I remember that feeling of love and care that we went back home with.
02:08That feeling changed in two days.
02:12In total, it took 48 hours.
02:15I am sure that my family members can't get COVID.
02:19They are not qualified.
02:22Why? Because they are already poisoned.
02:27It's not just about the Chinese virus.
02:30If that poor guy comes to bless us, will he take our blessings?
02:34He will say, Aunty, may your poison be with you.
02:37They are not bleeding.
02:39Why? Because they have tea inside them.
02:44Right?
02:46All our family members are crazy about tea.
02:49When I reach home, they say, I am not crazy.
02:52They call me a drunkard.
02:58By God, their hands tremble when they don't get tea for an hour.
03:02This is completely trustworthy.
03:03Their problem is that they have grinded the tea leaves.
03:05This is not right.
03:14They want tea for every occasion.
03:18If they want to wake up in the morning, they want tea.
03:20If they want to sleep at night, they want tea.
03:23Is your head aching?
03:25Don't you want to go to the toilet?
03:27Multiple output, same input.
03:29How is this possible?
03:33This addiction has increased to such an extent
03:35that they have come up with a scheme
03:38to consume more tea more efficiently.
03:41This phenomenon, this scheme is called
03:45half a cup of tea.
03:50For those of you not familiar with the language,
03:52it is Punjabi and it means half a cup of tea.
03:56What is the similarity between half a cup of tea
04:01and a unicorn?
04:06It doesn't exist.
04:11The concept of half a cup of tea is a myth.
04:15It does not exist because half a cup of tea
04:17is never half a cup of tea.
04:19It is always half a cup of tea.
04:24When the strict lockdown was imposed,
04:26in April-May 2020,
04:28I am sure at that time all of us did the household chores.
04:32Honestly, I don't have a problem doing the dishes.
04:34But someone should explain to me
04:37that if there are four people in the house,
04:44how come the spoon is always at 28?
04:47Every f**king time.
04:49Every single meal, it is at 28.
04:52Breakfast, lunch, dinner, it is at 28.
04:54I am shocked at their consistency.
04:59They are eating, taking out, what are they doing?
05:00No, it is at 28 every time.
05:03Mind equal to balloon.
05:06And I never had a 24-hour window to do the dishes.
05:10Because we live in a government house.
05:13And there is a very strange rule
05:17that every night at 10 o'clock,
05:19the running water supply stops.
05:22Why?
05:23I don't know.
05:25No one ever asked me, no one ever told me.
05:28But according to the government, they don't need it.
05:31Who runs the house at 10.30 at night?
05:34So every night at 10 o'clock,
05:36the running water supply stops.
05:38So every night at 10.45,
05:41the house is full of people.
05:44Full carnival vibes.
05:46I am shushing.
05:48There are voices coming from everywhere.
05:49Fill the water.
05:50Fill the bottles.
05:52Fill the bottles.
05:52I said, wait a minute.
05:54First, you fill your breath.
05:57Mom, it is 10.45.
05:58You have to go to sleep at 10.30.
05:59You have to wake up at 5.
06:00The water will be here in 4 minutes.
06:01What will you do with so much water?
06:03We have enough to drown.
06:08Mom wakes up at 5.
06:10You know, right?
06:11And mom has a pattern, a routine, fixed.
06:14It has been fixed for many years.
06:16What?
06:17Wake up at 5.
06:18Drink tea, of course.
06:21And watch the news.
06:22Wake up at 5.
06:23Drink tea, watch the news.
06:24And this pattern, this routine,
06:26she has been following for many years.
06:28Now, she has been following for so long.
06:31Now, she has become a little overconfident
06:36about her waking hours.
06:38She has stopped trying to look at the clock.
06:42Because as an overconfident brown mother,
06:45she knows that she has arisen.
06:50Means 5 A.M. I.S.T.
06:52Or M.S.T.
06:53Mummy's turning time, whatever that is.
06:54But she knows, right?
06:56She knows that she has woken up at 5.
06:58But a human makes mistakes.
07:01So one day, our mom woke up.
07:03She didn't look at the clock.
07:06She thought it was 5.
07:08But actually, it was 2.30.
07:13How would I know?
07:13I was awake.
07:16So mom woke up.
07:17She thought it was 5.
07:18In this confusion,
07:18mom rushed to the kitchen.
07:22Right?
07:25Earlier, I used to say,
07:28mom rushed to the kitchen.
07:29No one would laugh.
07:31Then I said, if the audience wants Twerky Mama,
07:33I'll give Twerky Mama.
07:33I don't have a problem.
07:34It's fine by me.
07:39I asked mom,
07:40I said, you have a problem?
07:40She said, no problem.
07:41I said, alright then.
07:41Twerky Mama it is.
07:44So mom woke up.
07:44Mom went to the kitchen.
07:49Mom made her tea.
07:51And as soon as mom came back,
07:53mom's wrist watch was on the kitchen shelf.
07:58She was screaming and saying,
08:01it's 2.30.
08:03Mom said, oh.
08:09Oh.
08:11The sale must have ended.
08:14Because my mom is never wrong.
08:17The world, the machine, the society,
08:18everything is wrong.
08:20Mom is absolutely right.
08:21Mom thought, the sale must have ended.
08:22Mom opened the drawer.
08:23She took out the sale.
08:24It was a sale.
08:25It was a good 2.30.
08:26Instead of the watch, it was 5.
08:30The watch got screwed up.
08:30She said, have we reached Singapore?
08:37Why didn't you apply for a visa?
08:40Anyway.
08:40Mom saved the watch in Singapore.
08:42Mom picked up a cup of tea.
08:43Mom went ahead.
08:44Oh.
08:45One second.
08:45Sorry.
08:47On the kitchen wall,
08:50we hung the watch.
08:52No one is having a good time at home.
08:55Everyone is standing on the wall.
08:58The watch is there.
08:59And she's also saying,
09:01it's 2.30.
09:02Mom said, oh.
09:07Oh.
09:09Did all the watches have to die today?
09:13She opened the drawer.
09:14She took out the sale.
09:14It was a sale.
09:17Both the watches,
09:18without a visa,
09:19Singapore.
09:22Enjoying Sentosa Island.
09:26Anyway.
09:26Mom picked up a cup of tea.
09:27Mom went to the bedroom.
09:28Mom turned on the TV.
09:29Because it's time for
09:30news.
09:31And on the news channel too,
09:35a watch comes.
09:37She's also saying,
09:40it's 2.40.
09:44In just 10 minutes,
09:44the watch that was supposed to be a sale,
09:45turned out to be a f*****g waste.
09:48Time is very strong.
09:50Time keeps moving.
09:52It doesn't stop.
09:53What time is it?
09:54It's 1.40.
09:55Talk to her.
09:56Talk to her.
10:06Catch up.
10:08Let's be more involved.
10:10Let's have a full immersive experience.
10:14Come on. I'll give you that.
10:15It's 2.45.
10:18Now you know the range.
10:19Right?
10:20Now mom also knows the range.
10:21And mom has now found out
10:22that mom woke up early.
10:25As a normal
10:28homo sapien,
10:32if we just found out
10:34that we have some time left to sleep,
10:37then what will we do first?
10:38We'll sleep.
10:39Glad that we are on the same page about that.
10:42We'll thank God.
10:44We'll turn off the lights.
10:45And we'll go to sleep.
10:47Right?
10:49My mom doesn't have even 1% tension
10:51that I'm having a bad night's sleep.
10:53Or that I'm drinking tea in my spare time,
10:55in case I get bloated or gas.
10:56Nothing like that.
10:57My mom's biggest tension right now is
11:00the 2 cells that she threw away.
11:09She still had a battery in her.
11:14At 3.45 in the night,
11:16the head lecturer of the chemistry department
11:18in Ludhiana's reputed engineering college.
11:23She's holding her hand in the dustbin.
11:31She's looking for the cell.
11:33What was to be found in the cell?
11:34Her hand got dirty with the tea leaves.
11:39And allow me to remind you
11:41that at 10 in the morning,
11:43the water runs out.
11:47It's 3.45,
11:48the water comes at 4.
11:50We found out that night
11:52that if the tea leaves remain on the hand for a long time,
11:56then it acts as henna.
11:59And this hand gets slapped really hard.
12:04See, this is why I can proudly say
12:07that I'm the safest comedian to book
12:09for college shows and corporate shows
12:11and any kind of shows.
12:12Because I don't do political jokes.
12:14Because there's a circus going on in my house.
12:18Okay, does it happen with you guys?
12:20That, between your father and mother,
12:23there's a lot of tension.
12:25That, between your father and mother,
12:28there is no direct communication.
12:3332 years of my parents being married.
12:36They didn't take each other's names even once.
12:38Not even once.
12:39Neither did mom say dad, nor did dad say mom.
12:41There's no direct communication.
12:43For my dad, my mom's name is...
12:45Hello.
12:50We talk like this at home.
12:51Oh, hello.
12:53Half a cup of tea.
12:57Oh, hello. Where's my pant?
13:01Oh, hello.
13:04The kids are asleep.
13:06It's all just like this.
13:09It is so much.
13:10There's so much hello-hello in our house.
13:12I remember, one day dad was in this room.
13:14Mom was in that room.
13:15Dad is calling. Mom isn't listening.
13:17In the middle of the afternoon, my dad is like,
13:19Hello.
13:21Hello, hello.
13:23Hello.
13:25I don't understand.
13:26There's no signal in the phone that mom isn't coming.
13:31And my mother,
13:32she's become so programmed to respond to hello.
13:3532 years.
13:36My mom has adopted hello with all her heart and soul.
13:40Now, after 32 years,
13:41she actually feels like,
13:43that this whole universe's hello,
13:51If anyone at home,
13:52from anywhere,
13:53if anyone's phone rings,
13:54we pick up the phone and say,
13:55Hello.
13:56Mom's like,
13:57Yes, what's up?
14:03One day, mom went
14:05and brought a new SIM card.
14:07She brought a new SIM card.
14:09When they were selling Jio's free SIM.
14:11The phone doesn't even have a dual SIM.
14:13But she left something for me.
14:15She said, bring it.
14:16We'll grind tea leaves.
14:17Bring it.
14:18She brought it.
14:20She brought a new SIM card.
14:22Didn't tell me.
14:24She said, we'll prank.
14:27Who?
14:29Her own son.
14:31Who's the father? Her own son.
14:33Original kid.
14:35As she claims.
14:37ISI certified kid.
14:38She said, prank.
14:40Because she knows,
14:41that if a girl's phone rings from an unknown number,
14:47then it's clearly a fraud.
14:51She'll be like,
14:52something's definitely going to happen.
14:55Exactly what happened.
14:57Who knows better than a mother?
14:59Exactly what happened.
15:00It came from an unknown number.
15:01I picked up the phone.
15:02I said, hello.
15:03She said, shit man.
15:04How did you know?
15:15Anyway.
15:16It's 12 or 12.15 in the afternoon.
15:18I'm sitting in my drawing room.
15:19I'm watching TV.
15:20I'm having my own quality me time.
15:22Which is a very rare thing
15:23in middle class houses by the way.
15:25Me time and privacy.
15:27She said, ask for money.
15:28Don't ask for all this.
15:29What's all this?
15:30We want to know what's going on in your life.
15:31Show me WhatsApp.
15:34I was having my own quality me time.
15:35Sitting in the drawing room.
15:36Watching TV.
15:37Suddenly, my father walks in.
15:39And he goes like,
15:41And?
15:43He just sat down.
15:50Incomplete, open-ended questions.
15:55Absolutely zero expectations for answers.
15:59This is how peaceful and content
16:00in life my father was.
16:02He's talking in rhetorics, father.
16:04Or sit down.
16:05Sit down right next to me.
16:06The whole drawing room is empty.
16:07No, pick it up.
16:09I'm sitting here.
16:10Dad is sitting here.
16:11I was having my own me time.
16:12Now suddenly, without my consent,
16:14I'm having our time.
16:16Watching TV.
16:18Okay, where are we sitting?
16:19We're sitting on a two-seater sofa.
16:23The furniture guy sold it to us
16:24as a love seat.
16:28A red-coloured mattress.
16:30I'm sitting here.
16:31Dad is falling in love.
16:34It's nothing.
16:35It's a love seat.
16:36It's a two-by-two mattress.
16:37Nothing else.
16:38And this thing
16:40shouldn't be sold in Punjab.
16:43Why?
16:44Because it's a two-by-two mattress.
16:46It's a three-by-three mattress.
16:47It's our ass.
16:58Each.
17:02We'll go extra.
17:04We'll peel off our skin
17:05and sit here.
17:07I'm here.
17:08Dad is here.
17:09Next to each other.
17:10The TV is on.
17:11And there's a kitchen behind.
17:12Mom is cooking in the kitchen.
17:14Everything is the same.
17:16Same room.
17:17Same TV.
17:18Same channel.
17:19In fact, you would not believe.
17:20Same father.
17:21Everything is the same.
17:23Citrus Paribus.
17:24Everything is the same.
17:27Now.
17:29The food is gone.
17:31Mom has to
17:32convey to dad
17:33that
17:34eat your food.
17:37Simple.
17:38Yet quadratic equation.
17:45Will she be able to do it?
17:48Will my dad sleep hungry tonight?
17:51Let's see.
17:53Suddenly, a voice comes from the kitchen.
17:55Rahul.
17:57Ask dad if he wants to eat.
17:58No.
18:13Yes.
18:14One minute.
18:29I'm hitting my knees.
18:32My hair is tied up.
18:37What voice is it?
18:39That's coming from the kitchen.
18:42It's reaching me.
18:43But not him.
18:50And what's your voice?
18:51Wasim Akram's ball?
18:52That will fly out.
18:55What's your voice?
18:56That will fly out.
19:00I found out that day
19:02where people's mothers
19:03see God in their children.
19:06My mother
19:07sees baldness in me.
19:10If we ask through this,
19:12we will feel hungry.
19:22No problem.
19:23Mom has a small job.
19:24Let's not make a big deal out of it.
19:25Let's ask dad
19:26and end the story.
19:27So I asked dad.
19:28Yes, dad.
19:29Will you eat?
19:30No.
19:31Then tell me directly.
19:33Use a little advance.
19:37No, mom.
19:38Dad is not eating.
19:41Rahul, ask dad
19:42how long will he eat?
19:56Hmm.
19:59She's asking something.
20:01Your half-sister.
20:05Tell her we'll eat in half an hour.
20:08We'll eat in half an hour.
20:10Sir.
20:20Okay, Rahul.
20:21Say it again.
20:23Okay.
20:25Okay.
20:30Should I say this too?
20:32What?
20:37Thank God I was at home.
20:39I'm able to talk to her.
20:41I feel like
20:42both of them are playing dumb charades behind me.
20:45But my family is very cute.
20:46No show off.
20:47Very simple.
20:48Simple living.
20:49Almost high thinking.
20:52Yes, almost.
20:53Absolute high thinking.
20:54My mom wouldn't have been
20:55looking for batteries.
20:57Very...
20:58But simple family.
20:59No show off.
21:00There are no closets
21:01in the name of wardrobe.
21:02Dad has 2-4 shirt pants.
21:04Mom has 4-5 suits.
21:06The basics.
21:07Reds and blues and greens.
21:08Mom has 4-5 suits.
21:09Mom goes around
21:10and wears them
21:11every week.
21:12Like,
21:13we've gotten so used to see
21:15mom in those particular
21:16colors and patterns
21:17and combinations
21:18and suit, dupatta
21:19and everything
21:20that
21:21outside on the streets
21:22an auntie
21:23would wear.
21:25So dad starts from home.
21:26Hello.
21:27Hello.
21:29Hello.
21:34He has to drag her
21:35and say,
21:36this is not our hello.
21:46This is Sharma uncle's hello.
21:51I know
21:52it's his third hello
21:53but I don't care.
21:58One day,
21:59mom has 4-5 suits.
22:01One of the suits
22:02faded in color.
22:03I don't know,
22:04it got stuck
22:05on the side.
22:06Something happened.
22:07So mom
22:08gave the suit
22:09to the maid.
22:23Just saying,
22:24we almost,
22:25almost,
22:27had a new mom.
22:28Almost,
22:31almost,
22:32high thinking,
22:33almost.
22:355 a.m.
22:36she wakes up
22:37daily.
22:38Just,
22:39can't wrap my head
22:40around that fact.
22:41I can't wake up
22:42that early.
22:43I can't wake up
22:44that early.
22:45I can't wake up
22:46that early.
22:47I can't wake up
22:48that early.
22:49I can't wake up
22:50that early.
22:51I love my sleep.
22:52I just love
22:53sleeping.
22:54People here
22:55who like to sleep,
22:56make some noise.
22:59What a great thing
23:00sleeping is.
23:03Sleeping is my passion.
23:06This profession,
23:07that passion.
23:09In fact,
23:10sleeping is on
23:11my resume also.
23:12No, not in hobbies
23:13and all.
23:14No, no, no.
23:15Strengths.
23:17Strengths
23:18and work experience.
23:20When I used to work,
23:21when I used to work,
23:22even then I used to sleep
23:23for 8-8 hours.
23:24Now I am a freelancer.
23:26I am sleeping
23:27for 12-12 hours a day.
23:28Why?
23:29Because Mahatma Gandhi
23:30himself said,
23:31be the change
23:32you want to see
23:33in the world.
23:36I said,
23:37offer,
23:38swing,
23:39BYOB,
23:41bring your own
23:42blanket.
23:44Anyway,
23:45those who like
23:46to sleep,
23:47I am sure
23:48that to sleep
23:49you need
23:50a
23:54proper environment.
23:56You can't just
23:57sleep anywhere.
23:58No, no, no.
23:59You need
24:00a nice mattress.
24:01Not very hard,
24:02not very soft.
24:05Optimum height
24:06of the pillow.
24:07And the pillow
24:08can't be too thin
24:09that you can see
24:10the head hanging
24:11down like this.
24:12And the pillow
24:13can't be too tall
24:14that you can see
24:15the whole city from
24:16that side.
24:17You don't need
24:18all this.
24:19Nice mattress,
24:20nice pillow.
24:21Nice optimum
24:22atmosphere in the room.
24:23Not very warm,
24:24not very cold.
24:2624 paise,
24:27three fans.
24:33One leg out of the blanket,
24:34one leg in.
24:39Mosquito repellent
24:40needs to be very
24:41strategically placed.
24:43It cannot be right
24:44next to your head
24:45that you know
24:46mosquitoes are
24:47taking your perfumes
24:48and directly
24:49coming out of the room
24:50in the morning.
24:51And it cannot be
24:52very far from you
24:53also on the
24:54opposite wall
24:55that you know
24:56mosquitoes are
24:57getting repelled.
24:58Repel them
24:59and come here.
25:00It takes a lot of
25:01effort to make
25:02the environment.
25:03And I swear
25:04I have never
25:05found this environment
25:06in any hotel room
25:07till date.
25:09It's not
25:10something to be
25:11happy about.
25:13I don't know
25:14what the hotel
25:15staff is doing
25:16to make the bed.
25:20In order to
25:21make it comfortable,
25:22they keep
25:23giving blankets.
25:29At least put
25:30wood underneath.
25:35Stop this guy
25:36somewhere.
25:38That man
25:39keeps getting
25:40into this.
25:46He calls
25:47the reception
25:48and says
25:49can you please
25:50send someone
25:51for my pick up.
25:56All the hotels
25:57in the world
25:58have decided
25:59together
26:00that we
26:01will not
26:02put cotton
26:03in our pillows.
26:05Mashallah
26:06they have
26:07such shitty pillows.
26:09Put your head
26:10in the pillow
26:11half from here
26:12and the other
26:13half from here.
26:15It's not sleep apnea
26:16but I can't breathe.
26:19Wait a second.
26:21Whose brain
26:22is this?
26:23Whose brainchild
26:24is this?
26:25Is it an architect
26:26or an interior designer?
26:27Whose brainchild
26:28is this?
26:29That we
26:30will give a bathroom
26:31in the hotel room
26:32attached
26:33but from the middle
26:34we will make
26:35the wall disappear.
26:39Why?
26:42By asking
26:43this question
26:45who is your
26:46target audience?
26:50No, let's find out
26:52which honeymoon
26:53couple
26:55has this
26:56fantasy
26:59that today
27:00we will
27:03see our
27:04friends running.
27:05Why?
27:14This is
27:15so stupid.
27:17And it's not like
27:18you observe
27:19and get a slap
27:20and leave.
27:21No, I went back
27:22and did some research
27:24because I am
27:25very empty.
27:27Majority of the hotels
27:28usually,
27:29predominantly
27:30use two types
27:31of toughened glass
27:32to replace the brick wall.
27:33Either 16mm
27:34toughened glass
27:35or 24mm
27:36toughened glass
27:37which is
27:38ridiculously expensive,
27:39doesn't make
27:40common sense,
27:41doesn't make
27:42common sense.
27:43Making a brick wall
27:44is cheap.
27:45You get a brick
27:46for 6 rupees,
27:48a sack for 425
27:49and a sack of
27:50cement for 80.
27:51Making a brick wall
27:52is cheap.
27:53If you don't know how to make it,
27:54ask Trump.
27:55He will make it for you.
27:56It's a very
27:57passionate
27:58very
27:59love making
28:00wall.
28:03There was one time
28:04in Delhi
28:05a corporate show
28:06came.
28:07Since I was staying in Mumbai,
28:08I had a show in Delhi.
28:09I booked myself
28:10a nice 5 star hotel
28:11I can.