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00:00:00Come on, let's go.
00:00:20Hurry up!
00:00:22Let's go!
00:00:28Let's go!
00:00:44Chameli! Chameli! Open the door!
00:00:52Chameli!
00:01:22Let's go!
00:01:24Let's go!
00:01:26Let's go!
00:01:52I don't want to go.
00:01:54Let's go.
00:01:56I don't want to go.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:03:24Open the door!
00:03:32Open the door!
00:03:54Open your hands!
00:03:56Open your hands!
00:03:58I said open your hands!
00:04:02Are you mad?
00:04:04Open your hands!
00:04:06I don't want to go.
00:04:08Open your hands!
00:04:10I don't want to go.
00:04:12I don't want to go.
00:04:14Okay.
00:04:24Come on, Manu.
00:04:28Come on, Manu.
00:04:33Manu, come on.
00:04:34Come on, Manu.
00:04:39Get up.
00:04:40Get a grip.
00:04:42Manu.
00:04:43Come on, come on.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:45Is he okay?
00:04:55Come on, son.
00:05:00We'll meet again.
00:05:07We'll sit and talk.
00:05:19Come on, son.
00:05:25We'll meet again.
00:05:40Fix your hair.
00:05:46It's okay. You look good.
00:05:48It's okay.
00:05:58Come on, come on.
00:06:01It's okay.
00:06:04I'm here to fix the house.
00:06:06Why are you crying?
00:06:09Why are you doing all this?
00:06:10I'm crazy about you.
00:06:12Don't you understand?
00:06:16Since when?
00:06:17Since you fought with Geetu Gulati for me.
00:06:19Since then.
00:06:20Why didn't you tell me?
00:06:21You told me not to cry.
00:06:24Focus.
00:06:25So I'm focusing.
00:06:26How long will you focus?
00:06:28I'll focus till London.
00:06:29Then I'll break it.
00:06:31Under the Big Bang.
00:06:33When the bell rings.
00:06:39Then I'll break the focus.
00:06:41It's okay.
00:06:46It's okay.
00:06:50It's okay.
00:06:53It's okay.
00:07:11O Mahi, O Mahi.
00:07:13O Mahi, O Mahi.
00:07:15O Mahi, O Mahi.
00:07:17O Mahi, O Mahi.
00:07:19I'm yours till the end of the world.
00:07:26When we stepped into the England container,
00:07:30we thought we'd breathe a sigh of relief.
00:07:34But it was difficult to breathe there.
00:07:37We were in that container for 27 days.
00:07:39It felt like we were sitting in a gutter.
00:07:47There was one hope that kept us alive.
00:07:50London.
00:07:51All the stories of this journey
00:07:59All the pain, new and old
00:08:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:08:15One day we'll come back
00:08:23To tell you all the stories
00:08:30Oh, Vatna
00:08:34Oh, Vatna
00:08:39Oh, Vatna
00:08:43Go, go, go.
00:08:44That way, that way.
00:08:45Go, go, go.
00:08:46That way.
00:08:52Okay, okay.
00:08:56Where are we?
00:08:57It doesn't look like London.
00:08:59Brother!
00:09:00Those bastards destroyed Africa.
00:09:03Look over there.
00:09:05Over there.
00:09:06Wait a minute.
00:09:10Madam.
00:09:11Madam.
00:09:12What country is this?
00:09:15It's a Siberian husky from Russia.
00:09:19No, no. Not a dog.
00:09:21This.
00:09:22What country is this?
00:09:24Well, it was England when I last checked.
00:09:27London!
00:09:28London!
00:09:29London!
00:09:30London!
00:09:31London!
00:09:32London!
00:09:33London!
00:09:34London!
00:09:35London!
00:09:37They foreigners are a nuisance.
00:09:40Did I say foreigner?
00:09:42My mother used to tell me the same thing.
00:09:44You look like a foreigner.
00:09:48I am made for London, brother.
00:09:52Run!
00:09:53Run!
00:10:01It doesn't look like England.
00:10:03It doesn't look like England.
00:10:31Brother!
00:10:33Balli has become a big man.
00:10:35He has put up a statue in London.
00:10:38Look at the culture, brother.
00:10:40Foreigners come to our country too.
00:10:42But we have never put up a statue of anyone.
00:10:44What a culture, brother.
00:10:48Brother, money.
00:10:49Brother, we have never put money in front of our statues.
00:10:52Look at the culture, brother.
00:10:56Brother, brother, brother.
00:10:57Brother, the bamboo that used to come from Balli's house.
00:11:00They have put that bamboo in the statue.
00:11:01Brother, it's a culture.
00:11:02It's a culture, brother.
00:11:04No!
00:11:11Balli.
00:11:12Balli.
00:11:13Balli.
00:11:16Are you begging, brother?
00:11:17No, brother.
00:11:23Did you buy a house with the money you begged for, Balli?
00:11:26Shut up.
00:11:27It must be the rent.
00:11:29How much was the rent?
00:11:30Wow, Balli.
00:11:31You have hired a servant too.
00:11:34Come, Balli.
00:11:37You have hired too many servants, Balli.
00:11:39Don't talk nonsense.
00:11:40Hi, Balli.
00:11:41How are you, brother?
00:11:43Brother, there are so many donkeys.
00:11:45From India, Pakistan, Bangladesh.
00:11:47We live together. We just share the rent.
00:11:49They are all from my village.
00:11:50They have come from Punjab in donkeys.
00:11:52They will stay with us
00:11:54until they find a place to stay.
00:11:55Okay?
00:12:01You have a student visa, right?
00:12:03Why are you here with them?
00:12:05I have a visa, Manu.
00:12:06But I don't have a college.
00:12:07But I have an admission.
00:12:08If I get caught, I'll go to jail.
00:12:17Come here.
00:12:18Balli.
00:12:21Where is your house?
00:12:25Where is your car?
00:12:26Where is your car?
00:12:27Where is your car?
00:12:28Do you know that
00:12:29boys and girls from Punjab
00:12:30go to Punjab to steal?
00:12:32All of them die.
00:12:33Why don't you send the real photo?
00:12:35You beg.
00:12:37Why don't you send the real one?
00:12:40Okay, brother.
00:12:42I'll send it.
00:12:44Mother will be very happy
00:12:45that her son is begging.
00:12:47I earn 20 pounds a day, brother.
00:12:49600 a month.
00:12:50I keep 100 and send 500 home.
00:12:53Mother thinks
00:12:54that her son has become the king of London.
00:12:56She stops the machine
00:12:57and drinks tea.
00:12:59She says,
00:13:01when I give advice to my relatives,
00:13:03everyone listens to me carefully.
00:13:05All because of you.
00:13:07Because you are in London.
00:13:09Should I send a photo
00:13:10and finish everything?
00:13:12She doesn't send the real photo
00:13:13from our side, brother.
00:13:15When she finds out
00:13:16that we clean the gutter here,
00:13:18she'll feel bad for our money.
00:13:20She won't be able to touch it.
00:13:21She won't be able to touch it.
00:13:25Brother.
00:13:26We came here to live our lives, brother.
00:13:28It's okay if we don't.
00:13:30We are a family.
00:13:32Besides, I don't have any respect, brother.
00:13:35You used to do it, right?
00:13:37Don't hit me, brother.
00:13:39The police will come in and hit me.
00:13:41Don't hit me.
00:13:42Stop.
00:13:43Stop.
00:13:44The police will come in.
00:13:46This wasn't the London
00:13:47that we saw in our dreams.
00:13:4920-25 people
00:13:50used to live in a one-bedroom house.
00:13:53A truck used to come in the morning
00:13:55that used to take the young men
00:13:57to wash bricks and sand.
00:13:59Strong people used to be chosen
00:14:01and the weak used to be left behind.
00:14:04It's not that there was no work.
00:14:06There was work.
00:14:08Like selling real films
00:14:10or cleaning their market
00:14:12and their gutters.
00:14:15And the biggest job
00:14:17was to escape the police.
00:14:21I'm sorry.
00:14:23I'm sorry.
00:14:50Let's go.
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:54Where are we going?
00:14:56Let's go back to India.
00:14:58India?
00:15:00India.
00:15:02India.
00:15:04India.
00:15:06India.
00:15:08India.
00:15:10India.
00:15:12India.
00:15:14India.
00:15:16India.
00:15:18India.
00:15:20India.
00:15:22We're going to India?
00:15:23What do you mean?
00:15:24This isn't the place
00:15:25that we had imagined.
00:15:28If you fall ill,
00:15:29you can't go to a doctor.
00:15:31If someone teases you,
00:15:32you can't go to the police.
00:15:33You can't open an account in a bank.
00:15:35You can't get a scooter licence
00:15:36because we don't have a record.
00:15:38We don't exist for them.
00:15:40We don't exist.
00:15:42We'll always be illegal on this land.
00:15:44Why?
00:15:45The British built this land
00:15:46in their factory?
00:15:48This is God's land.
00:15:50We have as much land as they do.
00:15:52They must have made a border.
00:15:53So it's either ours or theirs.
00:15:55And we came here
00:15:56because they came there.
00:15:58They looted our country.
00:16:00If we didn't come,
00:16:01we wouldn't have had to come.
00:16:04And now we've come here
00:16:05with so much effort.
00:16:07We can't go back.
00:16:09This is our city now.
00:16:11That's it.
00:16:12If this was our city,
00:16:13we wouldn't be in a graveyard.
00:16:15Nor would the doors open in the village.
00:16:16Come, brother-in-law.
00:16:17Come to our house.
00:16:18Think of it as your own house.
00:16:19Why are you humiliating yourself here?
00:16:22Tell me one reason
00:16:23why you're staying here.
00:16:25One reason.
00:16:29I have one reason.
00:16:34Stay for me.
00:16:38You're my man.
00:16:40I want to be with you.
00:16:45Stay.
00:16:50After that day,
00:16:51Hardy never talked about
00:16:52returning to India again.
00:16:54He started looking for ways
00:16:55to become illegal here.
00:16:57Then one day,
00:16:58he caught a lawyer.
00:17:00Puru Patel.
00:17:01There are three solutions
00:17:02to becoming a British citizen.
00:17:04Buy, beg, and get married.
00:17:07Buy.
00:17:08Invest one million pounds.
00:17:10The government will give you
00:17:11residency the very next day.
00:17:13If you had so much money,
00:17:14you could have come here.
00:17:16Tell me another solution.
00:17:17Beg.
00:17:18Beg for asylum.
00:17:20What does asylum mean?
00:17:21It means shelter.
00:17:23The British government
00:17:24will give you shelter.
00:17:25Who will give us shelter?
00:17:26Who will put us in danger?
00:17:27India.
00:17:29We'll make a case
00:17:30that you're activists in India.
00:17:33You were fighting for justice.
00:17:35In that fight,
00:17:36the government burned your friend Sukhi.
00:17:39If you had stayed there,
00:17:40you would have been in the same situation.
00:17:42If you say that,
00:17:43you'll have to give political asylum.
00:17:44Tell me the third solution.
00:17:45What's the problem with the second one?
00:17:48India didn't kill Sukhi.
00:17:50Why would they lie?
00:17:51Your statement won't be on TV.
00:17:54It'll be in a file.
00:17:55What difference does it make?
00:17:57I'm a soldier.
00:17:59It makes a difference.
00:18:00The third one is marriage.
00:18:02Marry someone with a British passport.
00:18:04Divorce after two years.
00:18:06What if the bride doesn't come?
00:18:07What if she doesn't come?
00:18:08I'll stand there.
00:18:09It's not a bride.
00:18:10It's a groom.
00:18:11Hey!
00:18:12Shakelu!
00:18:13Shakelu Bazar!
00:18:15It's cheap.
00:18:165,000 rupees.
00:18:17I'll give you 1,000 pounds.
00:18:20Divorce after two years.
00:18:21Is it allowed here?
00:18:22I mean,
00:18:23a boy with a boy.
00:18:24It's okay.
00:18:26It's not for you.
00:18:27It's for Manu sister.
00:18:34No.
00:18:36Tell me the fourth solution.
00:18:37Look, Manu sister.
00:18:39If you become legal,
00:18:41you can marry someone else
00:18:42and make him legal too.
00:18:45Then you can live happily
00:18:46with your partner.
00:18:47Happily ever after.
00:18:52Don't worry about the baldie.
00:18:54You don't have to live with him.
00:18:57Should I book a charge?
00:19:11Do you wish to love and honor each other
00:19:13for as long as you both shall live?
00:19:16I am.
00:19:17I am.
00:19:19In the name of the Holy Spirit,
00:19:21I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:19:24You may now kiss the bride.
00:19:27Tch.
00:19:42I will kill you!
00:19:56What did you do, Manu?
00:19:57I was kissing her.
00:19:58On her face.
00:19:59On her face?
00:20:00On her face?
00:20:09Patel told me to kiss her.
00:20:11Adi brother, enough!
00:20:13How will I look authentic
00:20:14without kissing her?
00:20:16I am not asking you to celebrate
00:20:17your wedding night,
00:20:18go on your honeymoon,
00:20:19have kids.
00:20:20I just asked you to kiss her
00:20:21for evidence.
00:20:22What's the problem with that?
00:20:23I, as an advocate,
00:20:25have given you legal advice
00:20:26to kiss her.
00:20:28On her face.
00:20:29As an advocate.
00:20:32You are a scoundrel.
00:20:34It's a British custom.
00:20:36It's wrong.
00:20:37But what can I do?
00:20:38The priest told me to kiss her.
00:20:41On her face?
00:20:42Get up.
00:20:43You...
00:20:48Hey!
00:20:49Open the door!
00:20:50He's asking me to kiss her on the face.
00:20:52And that girl is touching me.
00:20:53And I won't let that happen.
00:20:55Hello, police?
00:20:56I will teach you all a lesson.
00:20:57Understood?
00:21:00I am her man.
00:21:13Praise the Lord.
00:21:24Hello, police.
00:21:25What a lovely weather today.
00:21:26I like it.
00:21:27Shut up!
00:21:29Wait a minute.
00:21:30Why arrest me?
00:21:31Because we have reason to believe
00:21:32that this is a sham marriage.
00:21:33No.
00:21:35Love marriage?
00:21:36I love him.
00:21:38How long have you known each other?
00:21:42Five.
00:21:43Five years.
00:21:44Five.
00:21:45What's his mother's name?
00:21:47Mummy.
00:21:48I call her Mummy G.
00:21:50Respect her.
00:21:51Michelle.
00:21:52Mummy G.
00:21:53Her father's name is Donald.
00:21:55Donald Papa G.
00:21:57Respect.
00:21:58Right.
00:21:59You, come with me.
00:22:04What sort of car do you drive?
00:22:06I don't have a car.
00:22:08What colour is his car?
00:22:13I sit in sad car.
00:22:14Odd sad colour, how I know?
00:22:19Come on.
00:22:22Sorry.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:52Sorry.
00:23:23You shut up.
00:23:24What do you mean by death?
00:23:25Tomorrow, I will come to the court with Sukhi's ashes.
00:23:28You keep the ashes in front of the judge.
00:23:30He will be shaken.
00:23:32He will say that you are a threat to your country.
00:23:33You want asylum.
00:23:35You say yes.
00:23:36You want asylum.
00:23:37It will be done, isn't it, Mr. Patel?
00:23:38It will be done 100 percent.
00:23:40You just don't make the judge a washerman in the court.
00:23:44The judge is not going to kiss you.
00:23:53Move.
00:24:00Move.
00:24:02Move.
00:24:04I want asylum.
00:24:07Mr. Hardal Singh Dhillon.
00:24:15Put on your headphones.
00:24:19Mr. Dhillon, what is that?
00:24:22What is that?
00:24:24These are the ashes of my friend, Sukhi.
00:24:27Ashes of my friend, Sukhi.
00:24:30Are you seeking asylum? Is your life under threat in your country?
00:24:33Are you in danger in your country?
00:24:35Do you need asylum?
00:24:37No, sir.
00:24:39I am not in danger in my country.
00:24:44So why have you entered our country illegally?
00:24:47Because I didn't apply for a visa.
00:24:49What is your problem? Why don't you apply for a visa?
00:24:51You drive cars from Germany and get oil filled in them.
00:24:54You eat Italian food.
00:24:56You drink Sri Lankan tea.
00:24:58You wear Indian shirts.
00:25:00When you don't have a problem with foreign things,
00:25:03why do you have a problem with foreigners, sir?
00:25:05No, no, no. We don't stop foreigners coming into the country.
00:25:07We just require them to follow a valid visa process.
00:25:10Otherwise, we would be allowing terrorists or criminals into the country.
00:25:14No, no, no. Dunkers don't commit crimes, sir.
00:25:17They are scared. If they get caught, they go straight back to India.
00:25:20They are scared to even breathe. What if the police see them?
00:25:22They are not terrorists, sir.
00:25:24Terrorists come to kill.
00:25:27They come to live.
00:25:28They come to earn a living for their loved ones.
00:25:31No, you are only thinking of your people, Mr. Dhillon.
00:25:34There are more than 500,000 illegal immigrants in this country.
00:25:37Do you have any idea of the number of jobs that our people have lost?
00:25:42I am sorry, sir, but you are wrong.
00:25:45If you stay here, your jobs will increase, not decrease.
00:25:49If 500,000 people eat here, imagine how many restaurants there will be.
00:25:53If 500,000 people get their clothes stitched here, imagine how many tailor shops there will be.
00:25:56If they get their hair cut, imagine how many hijabs there will be, sir.
00:25:58And anyway, we do the same jobs that you don't want to do.
00:26:02We clean your gutters.
00:26:03We pick up your shit.
00:26:06Remove 500,000 people from your country.
00:26:09Let your country settle down.
00:26:11What you seem to be suggesting is that we should have open borders.
00:26:14Your borders have always been open, sir.
00:26:17Give me a million pounds and settle down.
00:26:19The borders are only for the poor.
00:26:21The law says that we can only grant asylum in the case of war and persecution.
00:26:27Not in the case of poverty.
00:26:29Sir, what difference does it make if someone dies from a gunshot wound
00:26:32or from starvation?
00:26:35I am a human being.
00:26:37I am a human being.
00:26:39My friend Sukhi...
00:26:42She wanted a visa for one day, sir.
00:26:44To take her body back.
00:26:46But no one understood her need.
00:26:48She was taught by the law.
00:26:52She died.
00:26:57I am sorry, sir.
00:26:59I am sorry for what I did to her.
00:27:05In every winter, thousands of birds come from Russia to our Punjab.
00:27:10Without any warning.
00:27:12Our birds don't make any noise.
00:27:15Because they know that their homes are frozen.
00:27:18If they stay there, they will die.
00:27:21Why doesn't a human being understand this?
00:27:25There is a helplessness.
00:27:28There is a helplessness.
00:27:29There is a helplessness.
00:27:30There is a helplessness.
00:27:32There is a helplessness.
00:27:34That's why a human leaves his home.
00:27:36Otherwise, why would a person leave his city, his family, his friends
00:27:40and go to the borders to get shot?
00:27:47Look, I can, according to the provision of law, grant you a stay.
00:27:52But only if you say that your life is under threat in your country.
00:27:58I have met a judge for the first time who is asking me to lie in the court.
00:28:03No, sir. I don't have any threat in my country.
00:28:06My country is like mine.
00:28:08I will not abuse my country to stay here.
00:28:13You are a judge.
00:28:16You will judge.
00:28:28Mr. Dhillon, I derive no pleasure from what I'm about to say.
00:28:34The order of the court is that Mr. Hardal Singh Dhillon
00:28:36will be deported back to India.
00:28:54Tender.
00:28:56Your friend is an extraordinary man.
00:28:58But if you wish to remain in this country,
00:28:59I cannot recommend that you follow the path that he has chosen.
00:29:03I now need to speak to Ms. Manu Randhawa.
00:29:22Ms. Randhawa.
00:29:25Ah...
00:29:31Ms. Randhawa.
00:29:34Ah...
00:29:40Ah...
00:29:46Ms. Randhawa, is your life under threat in your country?
00:29:56Are you seeking asylum?
00:30:01Give me asylum.
00:30:03Give it to me.
00:30:25Ah...
00:30:36Ah...
00:30:48Hardy!
00:30:55Ah...
00:31:09I will miss you a lot.
00:31:13Take care of yourself.
00:31:15Ah...
00:31:19Ah...
00:31:24I will miss you a lot.
00:31:29I will miss you a lot.
00:31:35I pray for your return.
00:31:40I pray for your return.
00:31:46I have a habit of testing God.
00:31:51I have a habit of testing God.
00:31:56Listen, I too have a desire to attain you.
00:32:02Listen, I too have a desire to attain you.
00:32:07I will follow your path.
00:32:13I will follow your path.
00:32:18As long as I live,
00:32:23I will not give up.
00:32:29I will follow your path.
00:32:34I will follow your path.
00:32:50Even after a hundred years,
00:32:55I will not give up.
00:33:01Even if I don't recognize myself in the mirror,
00:33:06I will recognize you in the crowd.
00:33:12I will follow your path.
00:33:17I will follow your path.
00:33:22I will follow your path.
00:33:28I will follow your path.
00:33:33As long as I live,
00:33:39I will not give up.
00:33:44I will follow your path.
00:33:50I will follow your path.
00:33:57I will follow your path.
00:34:03I will follow your path.
00:34:08I will follow your path.
00:34:14I will follow your path.
00:34:19I will follow your path.
00:34:24Brother, after being a refugee for so many years,
00:34:26we got British citizenship last year.
00:34:28Yes.
00:34:29So we went straight to India to get a visa.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:31Brother, the embassy refused us.
00:34:33Why did they refuse you?
00:34:34Brother, they said,
00:34:36why do you want to go back to India?
00:34:38Your life is in danger there.
00:34:39You have taken asylum, right?
00:34:41This is a problem of asylum.
00:34:42Brother, just stay here.
00:34:43I have left London, brother.
00:34:45Now I have to go home somehow.
00:34:47Yes, I am sure.
00:34:48You have left your wife and children there.
00:34:49You didn't get married there.
00:34:51Yes, that's right.
00:34:52Brother, she was a German wife.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55But she said, she left me because of my height.
00:34:58Don't talk about height.
00:34:59Brother, she said, your height is low.
00:35:01It's not height, it's IQ.
00:35:04Brother, whatever she said, it was low.
00:35:05I didn't understand.
00:35:06Your IQ is low.
00:35:08You tell me.
00:35:09Are you single?
00:35:10I am not single, brother.
00:35:11Wow.
00:35:11I have my phone, my charger.
00:35:13We are very happy with each other.
00:35:18Where is your Jogi?
00:35:20Who is Jogi?
00:35:21Who is Jogi?
00:35:21Your husband is Jogi.
00:35:23Son of Sukarma and Santokha Jogi.
00:35:25Brother of Sonia and that Simran Jogi.
00:35:27That was his name on the card.
00:35:29Where are all the Jogis?
00:35:30Huh?
00:35:35Oh, no.
00:35:37Is it switched off?
00:35:43He left me.
00:35:44Huh?
00:35:44I...
00:35:49He left you.
00:35:52Huh?
00:35:53No.
00:35:56Oh, no.
00:35:58You didn't get married?
00:35:59Oh, no.
00:36:02You hid one card for me.
00:36:04Huh?
00:36:04If I didn't hide it, would you have got married?
00:36:06I don't know.
00:36:07You used to click my photos all your life.
00:36:09I was very attractive in those days.
00:36:12You tell me.
00:36:13How is your wife looking?
00:36:14You don't worry.
00:36:15She is not sexier than me.
00:36:16Forget it.
00:36:17Tell me, what do you want to do next?
00:36:18Do you want to get married?
00:36:19Or do you want to get a visa?
00:36:21Tell me.
00:36:21Brother, Sitaram is here.
00:36:23It will take 6-8 months.
00:36:24That's okay.
00:36:25You can come after 6-8 months.
00:36:27You will reach India soon.
00:36:29Are you dying?
00:36:31Yes.
00:36:33Huh?
00:36:40The doctor has given only one month.
00:36:43I am running away from the hospital.
00:36:51What happened to you?
00:36:53I have a tumor, brother.
00:36:56Here.
00:36:59Leave me.
00:37:03No, Basu.
00:37:04Leave me.
00:37:06Leave me.
00:37:08Brother.
00:37:10Sit.
00:37:12He is a soldier.
00:37:14He will cry alone.
00:37:22Huh?
00:37:37Listen.
00:37:40Listen.
00:37:42Did father put that cover on the door of the house?
00:37:45Like a teahouse.
00:37:47No.
00:37:49He has put something else.
00:37:50I have also put something on the roof of your house.
00:37:54Like an aeroplane.
00:37:55Huh?
00:37:56No.
00:37:58Then?
00:38:01You go and see.
00:38:06Then take me.
00:38:10It's been 25 years.
00:38:12I haven't seen my parents.
00:38:15I haven't seen the house that was built.
00:38:18I don't want to die among strangers.
00:38:20No, no.
00:38:21I want to die among my own people in my own country.
00:38:26I will take you.
00:38:29You will celebrate Diwali in your own house.
00:38:31Huh?
00:38:32You will make me play the drum.
00:38:34What will you play the drum at this age, old woman?
00:38:36I will take you in the plane.
00:38:41Come, sit.
00:38:43How without the visa?
00:38:46Like this.
00:38:47It's the promise of a soldier.
00:38:48Otherwise.
00:38:51Hello.
00:38:52Hello.
00:38:53Hadi.
00:38:54Did you find Manu?
00:38:55Yes, I found him.
00:38:56I have to bring him back to India.
00:38:57You will need my help.
00:38:58Order me, buddy.
00:38:59Do you know a donkey agent in Dubai?
00:39:02Bakir.
00:39:03Do you trust him?
00:39:05You don't even find agents who trust you in stories.
00:39:07But try to meet him.
00:39:08Okay, I need some stuff.
00:39:09I am sending the list.
00:39:10Hurry up and courier it.
00:39:11Hadi.
00:39:12All the best.
00:39:13Wow.
00:39:15Wow.
00:39:16Wow.
00:39:17Wow.
00:39:18Wow.
00:39:20Your destination is 500 meters away.
00:39:25Turn right.
00:39:30You have reached your destination.
00:39:38Hadi.
00:39:40Bakir.
00:39:41Neetu Gulati called.
00:39:43Tell me, what can I do for you?
00:39:45I have to send some people to India.
00:39:47Visa?
00:39:48No.
00:39:49Passport?
00:39:50No.
00:39:51Money?
00:39:54Yes.
00:39:56It will be done.
00:40:00A container is going from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia to Gujarat.
00:40:03We will go in that.
00:40:04It will take five days.
00:40:05Then we will take a truck from there.
00:40:06We will reach Bhuj in a day or two.
00:40:09We will sit in a racing car and go to Lalto in two days.
00:40:13Go and see who it is.
00:40:14Mr. Hadi.
00:40:15Mr. Hadi.
00:40:45You were going to take us in a big ship.
00:40:48You are making us die again.
00:41:16Let's go.
00:41:22Listen.
00:41:23Give your England passport to Bakir.
00:41:25He will burn it.
00:41:26He will burn it?
00:41:27If you get caught, you should not get any proof that you are an England citizen.
00:41:32Come on.
00:41:33Hurry up.
00:41:35Come on.
00:41:36Give me your hand.
00:41:37Give me your hand.
00:41:40Give me your hand.
00:41:41Come on.
00:41:43Come on.
00:41:44Food is here.
00:41:45Food.
00:41:55Food is not much for four days.
00:41:57Not four days, brother.
00:42:00It will take two weeks to reach London.
00:42:04It will take two weeks to reach London?
00:42:07We are not going to London.
00:42:09Brother.
00:42:10We are in trouble.
00:42:11We are sitting in the wrong container.
00:42:13Open the door, Bakir.
00:42:14Hey.
00:42:16M6. M6.
00:42:18Call Bakir.
00:42:19Yes.
00:42:20I will call him.
00:42:21Call him.
00:42:26He disconnected the call.
00:42:27Disconnected?
00:42:28I hope Bakir is not doing anything wrong.
00:42:36Come with me.
00:42:37What is the reward for reporting illegal immigrants?
00:42:40Where do I come?
00:42:42Jeddah Port.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:56Open the door.
00:42:57Hurry up.
00:42:59Open the door.
00:43:00What are you doing?
00:43:01What are you doing?
00:43:09Open the door.
00:43:12Open the door.
00:43:18Go fast.
00:43:23Open the door.
00:43:24Open the door.
00:43:33Open the door.
00:43:40Open the door.
00:43:43Open the door.
00:43:55This is the container.
00:43:56Get it down.
00:43:57Majid.
00:43:58Get the container down.
00:43:59Get it down.
00:44:13Who are you?
00:44:15Who are you?
00:44:29Bakir, translate.
00:44:35Bakir, send me this.
00:44:36This.
00:44:41If you lie, you go to the jail.
00:44:44For?
00:44:45Fifty years.
00:44:49Now, your name and citizenship.
00:44:58India.
00:44:59India, yeah.
00:45:02From England.
00:45:04England.
00:45:07Citizens of England.
00:45:11You always take the container to go home?
00:45:13No, sir.
00:45:14Sir, we were going to India.
00:45:15Why London?
00:45:18Wrong container.
00:45:29Don't touch me.
00:45:34Boy, he pumpy.
00:45:35And he, Gulab Singh.
00:45:39No, sir.
00:45:40I am Bali.
00:45:41Show your passport.
00:45:42Show.
00:45:43I gave it to Bakir.
00:45:44When?
00:45:45When?
00:45:46I am Bali.
00:45:47I am Bali.
00:45:48Shut up.
00:45:49Can you prove that?
00:45:50He is Gulab.
00:45:51I will do it.
00:45:52You see.
00:45:53One minute.
00:45:54Give me the phone.
00:45:55Give it to me.
00:45:56Show.
00:45:57This.
00:45:58All India codes.
00:45:59Plus nine one.
00:46:00All India numbers.
00:46:01Dial.
00:46:02All India.
00:46:08He will come.
00:46:12Good morning, Gulab.
00:46:13Gulab.
00:46:14He is sitting in the container.
00:46:15You will find him in London.
00:46:16He will take you to Birmingham.
00:46:17Don't worry.
00:46:18Be happy.
00:46:21I told you.
00:46:22This is Gulab.
00:46:23This is Chameli.
00:46:24And this is Pumpy.
00:46:26Shut up.
00:46:29Look at their faces.
00:46:30They look like
00:46:31sand people.
00:46:32Look at their clothes.
00:46:33This.
00:46:34Punjabi clothes.
00:46:35Look at this.
00:46:36This.
00:46:37Made in India label.
00:46:38And look at this newspaper.
00:46:40Punjabi newspaper.
00:46:41Last week.
00:46:42It happens sometimes.
00:46:43And this.
00:46:44Look at this underwear.
00:46:46Will anyone wear this underwear?
00:46:47Nadewala.
00:46:48I help you.
00:46:50You help me.
00:46:51Let me go.
00:46:53I told you.
00:46:54Omar.
00:46:55No Hamar.
00:46:56Omar.
00:46:57He is not a donkey.
00:46:58Now tell me.
00:46:59I am not a donkey too.
00:47:01Hey.
00:47:08Throw it.
00:47:09Throw it.
00:47:10Yes.
00:47:11I am throwing.
00:47:12Keep the gun down.
00:47:13Okay.
00:47:16Friend.
00:47:17My friend.
00:47:19Leave it.
00:47:21I was helping you.
00:47:22Three were meeting.
00:47:23I would have kept it.
00:47:24Wouldn't have let anyone go.
00:47:25What would have happened to you?
00:47:26You threw away my passport.
00:47:27I promise you, I will prove to the court, you are all from India.
00:47:32And, in two weeks, I will put all on the flight back to India.
00:47:37Omar, no Hamar!
00:47:40Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:42Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:45Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:46Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:47Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:48Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:49Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:50Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:51Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:52Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:53Oh, yaar, Mannu.
00:47:54Yeh patar-patar English mein kya bhude hain?
00:47:57Translate.
00:47:58Keh rahe hain, court mein saabit kar dega, ki hum chaaro hai Indians hain.
00:48:05Achho?
00:48:06Aur do haft mein flight mein bitha ke, India page dega.
00:48:11Biba kaad karein jo koi, uski aisi-daisi kar de Biba.
00:48:15Aajaayen jo did pe firna, sharb ke rakhein parde Biba.
00:48:18Aalein galari, padhein yeh bhaari, dil sonje hi dhar de Biba.
00:48:21Pitrat hai sheron si, iske rog se zaare dar de.
00:48:25Had se guzarda, nahi ho aise dharda.
00:48:28Jahan bhi rakhein bomb Punjabi, wahin daar de jhanda.
00:48:31Jo bomb logein dil, toh yeh jaan dega.
00:48:35Adipaji ne majboot plan banaya tha.
00:48:37Humare asli naam saamne aate, toh pata chala jaata ki hum UK citizens hain.
00:48:41Humare woh teen saati jo Iran mein maare gaye the,
00:48:44Gulab, Chameli aur Pumpy, unki identity hume de di.
00:48:50Kyuki duniya ke liye toh aaj bhi missing hi the.
00:48:52Phir humari file Saudis hai, Lal Topochi.
00:48:55Wahan ke kayi budhi busurgun ne confirm kiya ki,
00:48:57Gulab, Chameli aur Pumpy naam ke teen bachche the.
00:49:00Jo panji saal pehle, donkey pe nikle the.
00:49:04Report wapas Saudi pochi, ki Hindustan inhe wapas lene ke liye tayyaar hai.
00:49:15Itihas mein shayad hum pehle the,
00:49:17Jo hathkari pinaye jaane pe itne khush the.
00:49:27I told you I will send you back to India in two weeks.
00:49:30Out!
00:49:33Out!
00:49:43Umar.
00:49:44No Umar.
00:49:46You gada.
00:49:53Why are you all so happy?
00:49:55Because we are going home.
00:50:04Umar.
00:50:06Kya khayenge aap?
00:50:08Hum chaaro ghar wapas lot rahe hain, toh kuch meetha sheeta khilata hoon.
00:50:11Gulab jamun?
00:50:12Gulab jamun bhai.
00:50:14Happy Diwali.
00:50:15Jeete rao beta, jeete rao.
00:50:17Baniya, bola tha na,
00:50:19Jo haath mein bitha ke le jaunga,
00:50:22Jail se.
00:50:24If this is to be known hi hoti na,
00:50:25Toh aaj mene sach mein kiss par deni the.
00:50:34Wahi dharti, wahi gagan hai,
00:50:43Kad kad mein apna pan hai,
00:50:51Duniya dikhaye laakh nazaare,
00:51:00Apna vatan phir apna vatan hai.
00:51:18Badi door se aaye hain,
00:51:23Badi der se aaye hain,
00:51:27Par yeh na koi samjhen,
00:51:31Hum log paraye hain,
00:51:35Khat jaaye patang jaise,
00:51:39Aur bhat ke hawaon mein,
00:51:44Sach pooch ho toh aise,
00:51:48Din humne bitaye hain,
00:51:52Par yeh na koi samjhen,
00:51:56Hum log paraye hain.
00:52:21www.youtube.com
00:52:41Yehi nagar, yehi hai basti,
00:52:46Aakhir thi jisse tarasti,
00:52:49Yaha khushiya thi kitni sasti,
00:52:58Jaani pehchane galiyaan,
00:53:02Lagti hai purani sakhiyaan,
00:53:07Kahaan kho gayi wo rang raliyaan,
00:53:12Bazaar mein chai ke dhaave,
00:53:17Bekaar ke shor sharave,
00:53:21Wo dost, wo unki baatein,
00:53:26Wo saare din sab raatein,
00:53:35Kitna gehraan tha gham,
00:53:39In sab ko khaane ka,
00:53:43Yeh itne nahi paaye hum,
00:53:47Dil mein hi chhupaaye hain,
00:53:52Par yeh na koi samjhen,
00:53:56Hum log paraye hain.
00:54:09Nikle the kabhi hum ghar se,
00:54:18Ghar dil se magar nahi nikla,
00:54:26Ghar basa hai har dhadkan mein,
00:54:31Kya kare hum aise dil ka,
00:54:39Kya hum se hua, kya hona sakha,
00:54:44Par itna to karna hai,
00:54:49Jis dharti pe janme the,
00:54:53Us dharti pe marna hai,
00:54:57Jis dharti pe janme the,
00:55:01Us dharti pe marna hai,
00:55:06Dekh, sabki life banaati tune.
00:55:10Bas teri aur meri rahe gayi.
00:55:12No, no, no.
00:55:14Like someone had said,
00:55:15It is not over, till it is over.
00:55:19Angreji bol raha hai?
00:55:21Main Punjab ka pehla banda hu,
00:55:22Jisne London jaanne ke liye nahi,
00:55:24London se wapas aane ke baad,
00:55:25Angreji sikhi.
00:55:27Aur kyon sikhi?
00:55:28Yaar, bata tha,
00:55:29Kaand karke ek din tu wapas aayegi,
00:55:31Patar patar patar,
00:55:32Angreji jhaadegi.
00:55:33Toh main kya karunga?
00:55:34Tera muth taadunga?
00:55:36Main double angreji jhaadega.
00:55:38Acha?
00:55:39Chal jhaade ke dekha.
00:55:40Sachin?
00:55:41Ek minute, ek minute.
00:55:46Toh, Mr. Hardiyal Singh Tillu,
00:55:49Tell me something about your family
00:55:51in two minutes.
00:55:55Speaking test.
00:55:57Aja.
00:55:59My mother dead, my father dead,
00:56:00My mother ki mother dead,
00:56:01My father ki mother dead,
00:56:02My maasi dead, my bua dead,
00:56:03My chacha dead, my chachi dead,
00:56:04My mama dead, my mami dead,
00:56:05My thau dead, my thai dead,
00:56:07All dead, dead, dead, dead.
00:56:11I all, I all alone.
00:56:16Now I need a wife.
00:56:19Hai na teri wife?
00:56:20Mrs. Dhillon?
00:56:21There is no Mrs. Dhillon,
00:56:23Like there is no Mr. Jogi.
00:56:27I not married, Mannu ji.
00:56:30Tune shaadi nahi ki?
00:56:31I wait for you.
00:56:32I don't go to Bhutan, God.
00:56:34Because, if Mannu wants to find Hadi,
00:56:36It should be places of Khaikha.
00:56:41Toh, kya banda hai yaar?
00:56:44Ek tape recorder lotane aaya tha,
00:56:47Kachchi saaf tak yehi reh gaya hai.
00:56:50Miss. Mannu Randhawa,
00:56:52May I ask for your hand, please?
00:56:56Mainna soch mat,
00:56:57Jaada time nahi hai tere paas ho,
00:56:59Mera gota bhi bahut dard kar raha hai, yaar.
00:57:02Pata hai Mannu,
00:57:03Log kahte hai,
00:57:04Dangi woh mushkil safar hai,
00:57:06Jisme bhook, goliyan,
00:57:08Sarde lang nahi hoti hai.
00:57:10Par mere liye woh safar,
00:57:11Dangi nahi thi.
00:57:13Wohi toh saali,
00:57:14Lahif thi.
00:57:16Kyunki tu saad mein thi.
00:57:19Mere dangi toh woh pachis saal thi.
00:57:22Jo tere bhinna gujare.
00:57:25Tumne samjhaya,
00:57:26Dangi ka mat hai.
00:57:28Dangi ka mat bal hota hai.
00:57:31Apna se door rehna.
00:57:36Maini,
00:57:37Dangi khatam karein, yaar Mannu.
00:57:44Will you marry
00:57:46Hadi Singh?
00:57:53Koi munda aise poochega,
00:57:56Tum mazaal hai koi gudi mana karte,
00:57:58Kuchi.
00:58:00I will.
00:58:01Oh yaar.
00:58:05Toda ja reh gaya hai,
00:58:06Main jaayi mat.
00:58:26Haan.
00:58:45Yaara teri kahani mein,
00:58:52Oh zikar mera,
00:58:57Kahin teri khawoshi mein,
00:59:05Oh fikar mera,
00:59:11Mere kaandhe pe rehne de,
00:59:17Aaj sar apna,
00:59:22Teri baahon talak hi tha,
00:59:29Yeh safar mera,
00:59:47Yeh safar mera,
00:59:53Yeh safar mera,
00:59:59Yeh safar mera,
01:00:05Yeh safar mera,
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01:05:07Yeh safar mera,
01:05:13Humming
01:05:23Humming
01:05:34Humming
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