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00:01:12Then take me out that's not allowed
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00:02:31Hope it'll oh, yeah, he's a camera
00:02:34Manu I'm in a meeting urgent matter
00:02:37Isata agenda to see the woman
00:02:42This is the door and enough money enough
00:02:46That as an advocate my bold out today. There are India cavities. I love my difficulty. Okay. Thank you, Pakistan
00:02:52Singapore China, Dubai
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00:03:10Their case muscular theory, but just a muscular party human the power to answer
00:03:16The power of your office made I have a right one. Oh sister. I keep I reckon
00:03:21Quickly to the India any butcher take it from me. It'll be bottle khatam. Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry, man. Got down
00:03:29Get out of it
00:03:39Take our me a joint up a jacket on hardy on hardy
00:03:46What about it
00:03:48Do what we touch my chaos
00:03:52I'll give her court. Maybe not. Do we do that? I'll pay
00:03:5625 I'll okay. What's bad?
00:03:58What do you think that I am or gay? Who knows him? I raised a dushman. I'll tell you this
00:04:02I'll see because I'll be a bitch. You know, it's a phone number. I'll give you a bus
00:04:15So Peter key is not a part of it. I'm a part of it. I'm a part of it
00:04:24This is a capability
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00:04:28Should be like I'm ready
00:04:30to give all of our albums on which little salt a gold medal winner champion party singh
00:04:45A champion party party is Barbie camp. I had to pull a car behind a special dose. Why a phone?
00:04:51What did you do? I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, get the heart of the phone
00:04:54on your mark
00:05:02But what about the car? Yeah, I quit it with London's a call a plasma for number
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00:06:07Manu!
00:06:17Manu!
00:06:20Give me the phone.
00:06:21Hello?
00:06:22Manu?
00:06:27Manu?
00:06:32Hello, Manu?
00:06:33Manu?
00:06:36Where are you?
00:06:37I...
00:06:39I'm right here.
00:06:41In Lalto.
00:06:42I've been trying to call you for two hours.
00:06:44Didn't you get the hiccups?
00:06:45If I get hiccups, I drink water.
00:06:47I've stopped having these hallucinations.
00:06:51Are you still angry?
00:06:54Come on, let's meet soon.
00:06:55Why?
00:06:56Are you a widow now?
00:07:00Are you going to read the whole thing on the phone?
00:07:03Can you come to Dubai on the 21st?
00:07:05Why?
00:07:06Is there a problem?
00:07:08I'll tell you when we meet.
00:07:09I'm not coming.
00:07:12I'm old. I don't want to get married.
00:07:14Why?
00:07:15Are you scared of your wife?
00:07:17Go and tell her that your ex-girlfriend has had an accident.
00:07:21She needs you.
00:07:23What accident did you have?
00:07:26I'll tell you when we reach Dubai on the 21st.
00:07:30I'll hang up now.
00:07:34Hello.
00:07:35Are you there?
00:07:38Patel.
00:07:40Get three people a visa to Dubai.
00:07:42Three?
00:07:43Who are the other two?
00:07:53You got discharged?
00:07:54We were coming to you.
00:07:55You should've told me.
00:07:56I would've bought flowers for you.
00:07:57I ran away from the hospital.
00:07:59Let's go to India.
00:08:00I'm going.
00:08:02Did you get the visa?
00:08:03When are we meeting in Dubai?
00:08:05Why go to Dubai?
00:08:06We'll meet in India at Burj Khalifa.
00:08:09Oxford Circus?
00:08:10Hop in.
00:08:12I'm going on the 21st.
00:08:13If you want to go, pack your bags.
00:08:15Don't tell me later.
00:08:16I didn't give you both a chance.
00:08:17But how will we go to India from Dubai?
00:08:20Hadi is coming to Dubai.
00:08:21He'll arrange for a ride to India.
00:08:24Hadi?
00:08:25He's coming to Dubai?
00:08:26Oh, my God!
00:08:31I'm going.
00:08:39I remembered a scene from the Diwaar movie.
00:08:42Don't get offended,
00:08:43but can you do business?
00:08:44You could've asked for 10,000 more,
00:08:46I would've given it to you.
00:08:50You don't know how to do business.
00:08:55If you'd know why I sell this shop,
00:08:58you could have gotten me to reduce 20,000 to 25,000 pounds.
00:09:02Why, Mr. Beecher?
00:09:04Because I'm going home, son.
00:09:15This is the city where I spent 25 years of my life.
00:09:19And this is where I worked.
00:09:21Laughed, cried, made friends.
00:09:24Now it's time to say goodbye to all of them.
00:09:27What's going on here?
00:09:29I'm making a video. Memories.
00:09:32How nice.
00:09:33But you cannot do this in work time, you know?
00:09:35No, I finished my work.
00:09:37No, your shift lasts until 5. 5.
00:09:39It's 4.57, sir.
00:09:41Exactly. Three more minutes of mopping.
00:09:43Find a dirty spot and mop, you bloody dishonest immigrants.
00:09:48Come on!
00:09:58Stop it!
00:10:00No, sir. Two more minutes left, sir.
00:10:02Cleaning dirty spots, sir.
00:10:09Hey! Where do you think you're going?
00:10:11I'm going home.
00:10:13Laltu, Punjab, India.
00:10:18PIN code 141021.
00:10:21I'm stuck.
00:10:28PIN code 141021
00:10:38When is Mr. Hadi coming to Dubai?
00:10:40He said he won't come.
00:10:42Don't joke. I've sold my shop.
00:10:44I've slapped my manager.
00:10:46Calm down. I've told him it's a problem.
00:10:50He'll come. He'll come for sure.
00:10:53Oh, you!
00:10:54Come on, make a film. Some good Hindi-Punjabi.
00:10:56Which one? There are a lot of them here.
00:10:59Life took a U-turn.
00:11:02I was as restless as I was to go to India.
00:11:05I was as restless as I was to come to London 25 years ago.
00:11:17The three of us had different problems in life.
00:11:21Mannu's problem was his house, which was mortgaged.
00:11:26They lived in an outhouse.
00:11:29Furniture was sold every two months.
00:11:35My problem was my mother's pants.
00:11:38Take your medicine on time.
00:11:39Ever since my father lost his job,
00:11:41my mother used to go to the factory in her security guard's pants.
00:11:45The unemployed old men of the village
00:11:47used to take my mother to the police station.
00:11:49Now I had only one choice.
00:11:51Earn so much money that my mother can retire.
00:11:55Balli's problem was the sewing machine's head.
00:11:59Stop it for two minutes. Have some tea.
00:12:02Only if the machine keeps working, can I go home.
00:12:05They say money can't buy happiness.
00:12:08But it can buy potato fritters.
00:12:10We used to buy whatever work we could get for two fritters.
00:12:13Here you go, aunty.
00:12:14K-1 quality pyjamas.
00:12:16Why are you showing me such big sizes?
00:12:18I'll wear a small size.
00:12:19Aunty, you have to wear pyjamas on your legs,
00:12:21not on your fingers.
00:12:23Shut up.
00:12:24What did aunty say?
00:12:25Should I wear pyjamas or should I take them off?
00:12:27Why don't you give me what I asked for?
00:12:29Boss, you said customer is God.
00:12:32Now we'll betray God.
00:12:33Idiot.
00:12:34Hey, keep the spoon down.
00:12:35I used to make rotis at Bobby's restaurant.
00:12:38Pay attention to the customers.
00:12:41How much more should I pay attention to?
00:12:42Should I grow the customers' hair?
00:12:44And Balli used to do hair cutting.
00:12:46Do you want to cut your hair short?
00:12:48Can you grow it?
00:12:49Do it.
00:12:51Who is this useless fellow?
00:12:53I'll be right back.
00:12:54Balli, set Khosla's hair.
00:12:56Yes, sir.
00:13:15Khosla's hair and our lives were the same.
00:13:18We couldn't get together.
00:13:21There was only one way to get out of this stupid life.
00:13:24England.
00:13:27Those days,
00:13:28the children who were abroad,
00:13:30they used to build cement ships on their rooftops.
00:13:34That day, we also set out to build ships on our rooftops.
00:13:38England.
00:13:47Yes.
00:13:48Which visa do you want?
00:13:49London.
00:13:51Do you have a degree?
00:13:52No.
00:13:55Do you have any land or property over 5 acres?
00:13:58No.
00:14:00Do you have a bank balance?
00:14:03No.
00:14:04You'll get it.
00:14:05Oh, no!
00:14:07Miss Catherine, a British citizen.
00:14:09She's in India now.
00:14:10She's a drug addict.
00:14:11She's spent all her money.
00:14:12Now, she'll get married for money.
00:14:14She'll take you to London.
00:14:15You'll be on your own there.
00:14:17We'll get married.
00:14:19How will you both get married?
00:14:21You get married.
00:14:22We'll get you a spouse visa.
00:14:24And I'll send you on a business visa.
00:14:26No, brother.
00:14:27I'll go on a spouse visa.
00:14:29Why would he ruin his life with this drug addict?
00:14:33The agent said, I'll get married.
00:14:35You'll go on a business visa.
00:14:36Why are you interfering?
00:14:37Shut up!
00:14:38BA.
00:14:39BSc.
00:14:40And MSc.
00:14:42I need a degree in 10 degrees.
00:14:44Will you get a doctor's degree?
00:14:46My mother wanted her son to wear a coat and go to the market.
00:14:50It'll be done.
00:14:51What about me?
00:14:52You'll send me to their attache?
00:14:54No, ma'am.
00:14:55We'll get you a sports visa.
00:14:57The Indian women's wrestling team is going to the Olympics.
00:14:59The coach is my friend.
00:15:01We'll get you an extra player.
00:15:03How much will it cost?
00:15:04Rs. 5 lakhs per head.
00:15:10Can't it be a little less?
00:15:12How much?
00:15:15Rs. 5 lakhs.
00:15:16I said Rs. 5 lakhs, ma'am.
00:15:19Rs. 1,000.
00:15:20Rs. 5,000.
00:15:21Per head.
00:15:22That's a total of Rs. 15,000.
00:15:24Do one thing.
00:15:25Go to Nepal.
00:15:26You don't need a visa there.
00:15:27Get lost.
00:15:28Go.
00:15:29Lunch break.
00:15:31Let's go to another shop.
00:15:32Listen to me.
00:15:33He'll follow us.
00:15:34He'll follow us?
00:15:35Yes.
00:15:38How much can you give me?
00:15:41I only have Rs. 5,000.
00:15:43Get lost.
00:15:44I have Rs. 30,000 in my bank.
00:15:45Get lost.
00:15:46One FD for Rs. 1,50,000.
00:15:51It's my life savings.
00:15:53If you take a guarantee, I'll break the FD.
00:15:56Okay.
00:15:57Save the money and get the receipt tomorrow.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Get yourself a wrestling coach.
00:16:02Learn a few moves.
00:16:03You shouldn't feel like you can't do anything in this election.
00:16:08Where will I find a coach?
00:16:27Come on, hurry up.
00:16:30Why are you pushing me?
00:16:32How many times do I have to push you?
00:16:34I didn't move from the air.
00:16:35What are you doing?
00:16:36Take your bag and go.
00:16:37I dropped everything.
00:16:38I didn't want to give it to anyone.
00:16:39I lost four laddus.
00:16:40I'm going to kill myself.
00:16:41Who told you to kill yourself?
00:16:42You...
00:17:00Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:03Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:06Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:09Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:12Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:15Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:19Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:21Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:23Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:25Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:27Hail Lord Ganesha!
00:17:29That day, a stranger stepped into Laltu for the first time.
00:17:32Sardarji, wait.
00:17:34It's not my fault.
00:17:35Wait.
00:17:36There's one last laddu left.
00:17:37You can have it.
00:17:38He came to look for someone.
00:17:40He had a tape recorder
00:17:42and a address on his bag.
00:17:44Bobby's Dhabba.
00:17:49Bobby's Dhabba.
00:17:55Sir,
00:17:56there's a guy here
00:17:57who has a tattoo on his hand.
00:17:59He runs fast.
00:18:00I'm new here.
00:18:01Bobby is coming.
00:18:02He'll tell you.
00:18:03Cutter is here.
00:18:04Greetings.
00:18:05I'm Chibija.
00:18:06Hey, Mannu!
00:18:07A fly fell in the lassi.
00:18:08You're a fly, Uncle.
00:18:09How much lassi can you drink?
00:18:11Take it out with a spoon.
00:18:15You're kidding.
00:18:16I don't drink lassi.
00:18:17I only drink a little lassi.
00:18:20Why are they here?
00:18:22To pick me up.
00:18:23I have to go at 2 today.
00:18:25Where?
00:18:26I told you.
00:18:27I have to go to the akhada.
00:18:28I have to learn something for my visa.
00:18:29You're a patient of misunderstanding.
00:18:31You look like you have a visa.
00:18:32I told you last week.
00:18:33You said yes.
00:18:34Now you're saying no.
00:18:36Your father will handle the customers at lunchtime.
00:18:40Don't go to your father.
00:18:41What will you do?
00:18:42You'll pick up this guy
00:18:44and come to drink free lassi.
00:18:45It's not free.
00:18:47I've kept the money.
00:18:48You can count it.
00:18:49Still, you can't drink.
00:18:50The table is for the customers.
00:18:51It's not for the servants or friends.
00:18:53Throw him out.
00:18:55Okay.
00:19:04I quit your job.
00:19:06Now I'm a customer
00:19:07and he's a customer's friend.
00:19:08Come here and take the order.
00:19:11There's coffee.
00:19:12One soda and lemon and salt separately.
00:19:14Hurry up.
00:19:15One lemon and salt separately.
00:19:21Where are you going?
00:19:22Who are you?
00:19:23I'm Hari Singh.
00:19:25Hari Pona.
00:19:28Why did you fall?
00:19:29There's a saying in our army.
00:19:30Don't argue too much.
00:19:31Hit, punch and move on.
00:19:33I showed you the stick.
00:19:34I didn't hit you.
00:19:35Bholu, you should have hit me.
00:19:37How do you know I was going to hit you?
00:19:39I've spent a lot of time with scoundrels.
00:19:41I know a lot of people like you.
00:19:44I'll hit you now.
00:19:45He'll jump on me.
00:19:52Hello.
00:19:53My name is Manoharan Dawa.
00:19:55Can you teach me how to wrestle?
00:19:57Just a little.
00:19:58Not too much.
00:19:59Please.
00:20:00I don't stay in Laltow.
00:20:01I've come to meet someone.
00:20:02I'm returning from the night training.
00:20:05I'm looking for a guy
00:20:07who runs like Milkha Singh.
00:20:09He has a cheetah tattoo on his hand.
00:20:11Is there anyone here?
00:20:12Are you looking for Mahinder?
00:20:14Do you know him?
00:20:15Where does he live?
00:20:16Come.
00:20:19This is great.
00:20:21How do you know Mahinder?
00:20:23I'm his sister.
00:20:24You're his sister?
00:20:27This is amazing.
00:20:31Wow.
00:20:32You have a big house.
00:20:34Yes.
00:20:36I used to live here.
00:20:38Now I live in this quarter.
00:20:42Come in.
00:20:44I'm here.
00:20:45This is your mom and dad.
00:20:47Hello, mom.
00:20:48Hello.
00:20:49How are you?
00:20:50I'm fine.
00:20:51I'll take it.
00:20:52I'm Hardy.
00:20:53I'm from Pathankot.
00:20:54Pathankot?
00:20:55Yes.
00:20:56That's where Jal Singh lives.
00:20:58He's a scoundrel.
00:21:00Some thugs shot him on the highway.
00:21:06I would've died
00:21:07if my son hadn't hit him on the shoulder.
00:21:10Sit.
00:21:11My son was selected for the Asian Games.
00:21:14He left everything and went to the army hospital.
00:21:17He stayed with him to serve.
00:21:20He used to sing songs on his tape recorder.
00:21:23Yes.
00:21:28The army officer didn't leave his tape recorder.
00:21:30I see.
00:21:31He used to sing songs on his tape recorder.
00:21:33I see.
00:21:34He used to sing songs on his tape recorder.
00:21:36I see.
00:21:37He used to sing songs on his tape recorder.
00:21:39It's been a year.
00:21:40The army officer didn't come.
00:21:41He didn't even come to return the tape recorder.
00:21:43Ungrateful.
00:21:45Mom, dad.
00:21:46This ungrateful man has been treated for a long time.
00:21:49I left the hospital today.
00:21:50I came straight here.
00:21:52Look at this.
00:21:54Look at this.
00:21:55I returned the tape recorder.
00:21:58It's cold.
00:22:01Where's Mahinder?
00:22:02I had a broken jaw.
00:22:04I couldn't talk to him much.
00:22:07I just wanted to hug him and thank him.
00:22:10Where is he?
00:22:17Tea?
00:22:19Here, it's good.
00:22:20If it's good, give it to me.
00:22:24He's Mahinder's son.
00:22:26He's his elder sister.
00:22:33Veer had met with an accident on his way back from Bhutan.
00:22:37But there was no one to carry him to the hospital.
00:22:47This house wasn't Billa's.
00:22:49It was ours.
00:22:50In the 1984 riots, we burnt down dad's shop.
00:22:55To start a new business, my brother took a loan from Billa.
00:22:59Then he met with an accident.
00:23:02We went there to have fun.
00:23:04Billa broke the lock and entered the house.
00:23:08He said, pay the loan.
00:23:09Take the house.
00:23:13The day he took off the tape recorder,
00:23:16dad cried a lot.
00:23:18He said, if my son was alive,
00:23:21he would have earned money and hit him on the face.
00:23:25That day, I said,
00:23:27Daddy, your daughter is still alive.
00:23:31I will earn money.
00:23:33And I swear,
00:23:35I will throw Billa's coffin out of that door one day.
00:23:40So now,
00:23:41I have only one goal in life.
00:23:43I have to go to London.
00:23:44I have to earn in a pond.
00:23:46I have to get my coat back.
00:23:48And I have to put this coffin back on the door.
00:23:50That's it.
00:23:51When do you want to start training?
00:23:54But you have a train tonight.
00:23:56I am thinking of fooling the railway today.
00:23:59I bought this ticket.
00:24:01But I won't go.
00:24:03When your brothers can give up their medals to save my life,
00:24:07then I can leave the train.
00:24:10Now, when you will sit in the London train,
00:24:14I will sit in the train of Pathankot.
00:24:17What do you say?
00:24:19Let's do it.
00:24:21Let's do it.
00:24:23Take this.
00:24:25Now hit on the back.
00:24:26Hit on the forehead.
00:24:27Hit on the forehead.
00:24:29I don't have it.
00:24:30It's okay.
00:24:31Pull your neck.
00:24:32Come here.
00:24:33Pull your neck.
00:24:35Forget about pulling, coach.
00:24:36Teach him how to do the bobby bat.
00:24:38Okay, fine.
00:24:39Give me your hand.
00:24:41Hold my wrist.
00:24:44Now,
00:24:45hold my wrist.
00:24:46Put it next to me.
00:24:47Put your leg here.
00:24:48Hold it.
00:24:49Yes.
00:24:50Pull it.
00:24:51Are you ready?
00:24:56Don't laugh.
00:24:57She is learning.
00:24:58Don't show your teeth.
00:24:59Manu, come here.
00:25:00Give me your hand.
00:25:01Come up slowly.
00:25:02Are you okay?
00:25:04Now, you do it.
00:25:05Hold my hand.
00:25:06Manu,
00:25:08don't shake your hand.
00:25:10Manu Randhawa has found his coach.
00:25:15Wow!
00:25:18In a week,
00:25:19Manu became an expert.
00:25:23Balli became a groom
00:25:24and left to marry Katrina.
00:25:27Is Katrina here?
00:25:28She will be here.
00:25:31And I got a doctor's degree
00:25:33and got a visa.
00:25:39So, doctor,
00:25:40you are a kidney specialist.
00:25:42Yes.
00:25:43Tell me,
00:25:45where are the kidneys
00:25:46in the body?
00:25:52I will tell you.
00:25:58This is not possible.
00:26:00There are no kidneys in the heart.
00:26:07Mother,
00:26:10this is not you.
00:26:11How is this?
00:26:14There is only one place left.
00:26:16Tell me.
00:26:18Where are the kidneys?
00:26:22Doctor,
00:26:23your kidneys are at the back.
00:26:25I have kept my hand here for a long time.
00:26:27You are confusing me
00:26:28by moving your hand
00:26:29here and there.
00:26:30Sir, this is the kidney.
00:26:31That's what I am saying.
00:26:41Hey,
00:26:42why are you roaming around
00:26:43with my wife's photo?
00:26:44She is not my wife.
00:26:45She is Jessica.
00:26:47Katrina.
00:26:48Jessica.
00:26:49Katrina.
00:26:50She is Jessica Sandhu.
00:26:51Katrina,
00:26:52don't hit me.
00:26:53She is mine.
00:26:54Don't hit me.
00:26:55Why are you fighting
00:26:56on the wedding day?
00:26:57He is calling my wife
00:26:58his wife.
00:26:59What wife?
00:27:00Katrina.
00:27:01She is my Diana.
00:27:02She is my Maria.
00:27:03She is my Lisa.
00:27:04She is my Sinclair.
00:27:06She is cut.
00:27:07She is cut.
00:27:09She is cut.
00:27:17Take the seat.
00:27:18Apply the bandage.
00:27:22She is cut.
00:27:26Katrina.
00:27:30Katrina.
00:27:31Katrina.
00:27:32Katrina.
00:27:33Katrina.
00:27:34Katrina.
00:27:35Give me my money back, Manu.
00:27:39Why should I?
00:27:41You found the agent, didn't you?
00:27:43I didn't find him. I didn't give birth to him.
00:27:46My mom worked in a factory and saved money.
00:27:49My mom has strangled me.
00:27:51Do you know, Adi? My mom...
00:27:53...goes to the factory naked.
00:27:55So she'll go naked, won't she?
00:27:57Your mom won't go naked.
00:27:59Don't call my mom naked!
00:28:02What are you doing?
00:28:04We'll convince my mom.
00:28:06I'll come with you.
00:28:08She won't agree.
00:28:10Then come back and hang yourself.
00:28:12You're wasting your time.
00:28:14Listen to my plan.
00:28:17Adi's plan was Mumtaz.
00:28:20I don't know who she was.
00:28:22But she said...
00:28:24...when life is full of bombs...
00:28:26...only Mumtaz can defuse them.
00:28:30She'll strangle me.
00:28:32No, she'll hug you.
00:28:34Because Mumtaz will convince her.
00:28:42Jai Hind.
00:28:43Bad news.
00:28:44Bad news?
00:28:45This morning, when Bukku was leaving the mosque...
00:28:48...he had an accident.
00:28:50You're mistaken.
00:28:52Why would my Bukku go to the mosque?
00:28:55To marry Mumtaz.
00:28:57He must have told you.
00:28:59Mumtaz?
00:29:00Yes.
00:29:01He must have invited his friends.
00:29:03Wait a minute.
00:29:04Who is Mumtaz?
00:29:06Mumtaz comes to his shop to buy pyjamas.
00:29:09He takes his heart with him.
00:29:11Sometimes he wears pyjamas.
00:29:13But Mumtaz can't bear it.
00:29:15Mumtaz's kids?
00:29:16Two boys.
00:29:17They're a bit older than Bukku.
00:29:19They're very young.
00:29:21How old is Mumtaz?
00:29:22He's 60.
00:29:23And he's a candidate.
00:29:24He doesn't look over 50.
00:29:26Listen.
00:29:27Where's Bukku?
00:29:28He's in the hospital.
00:29:30Mumtaz's kids couldn't bear it.
00:29:32They broke Bukku's back in anger.
00:29:35Three pieces.
00:29:37Who does that these days?
00:29:39My Bukku is in the hospital.
00:29:41Calm down.
00:29:42Mumtaz's first son, Usman...
00:29:45...was admitted to a Saudi hospital.
00:29:47We told him to come here.
00:29:49We'll treat him.
00:29:50It's better there.
00:29:51Yes.
00:29:52And Shakeel said the same thing.
00:29:54Who's Shakeel?
00:29:55Mumtaz Begum's son-in-law.
00:29:57He's there too.
00:29:58My blood pressure is high.
00:30:00I'll handle it.
00:30:01You leave it.
00:30:02I'll get water.
00:30:03You're making me do it.
00:30:05Look what happened to my son.
00:30:08The saddest thing is...
00:30:10...Bukku's visa didn't get approved.
00:30:12Bukku's visa is ruined.
00:30:13He lost 1.5 lakhs.
00:30:15When my son is no more...
00:30:17...do I have to spend 1.5 lakhs?
00:30:20So you're not sad about that?
00:30:22No.
00:30:23No?
00:30:24Should I write to you?
00:30:26No.
00:30:29Come, Bukku.
00:30:30Come.
00:30:31Come.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:36Why are you making up stories?
00:30:37It wasn't a lie.
00:30:38It's true.
00:30:39You lost 1.5 lakhs.
00:30:42Think about it.
00:30:43Two old husbands.
00:30:44Two big kids.
00:30:46Three broken bones.
00:30:47Or 1.5 lakhs.
00:30:51It's said in our army...
00:30:53...you don't feel sad in front of a big sorrow.
00:30:56There's a lot of sorrow in this world.
00:30:59Our sorrow is very less.
00:31:02Dad.
00:31:03Give me a hug.
00:31:05That's enough.
00:31:07Bukku.
00:31:08My son, Bukku.
00:31:20Idiot.
00:31:21Come on.
00:31:22Let's finish this.
00:31:24Swear on your grandma...
00:31:25...that you won't even think about England after today.
00:31:27Come on.
00:31:28Come on.
00:31:29Swear on it.
00:31:30Idiots.
00:31:31Why do you always swear on me?
00:31:35I, Bukku Lakhanpal, swear...
00:31:37...that if I ever think of going to London...
00:31:40...my grandma will die.
00:31:42Sat Naam Vaheguru.
00:31:45Sat Naam Vaheguru.
00:31:48Sat Naam Vaheguru.
00:31:51Sat Naam Vaheguru.
00:32:02Siddhu.
00:32:03What?
00:32:04Siddhu.
00:32:06Don't even think about it.
00:32:08Swear on your grandma.
00:32:10Grandma is dead.
00:32:11She won't die if I don't swear on her.
00:32:13Mirji.
00:32:15I'm really thirsty.
00:32:16Hold this for two minutes.
00:32:17I'll be right back.
00:32:18It's light.
00:32:19Hold this.
00:32:20It's good today.
00:32:24Is she dead?
00:32:25No.
00:32:26She was crying.
00:32:27They're taking her to the office.
00:32:28She's getting late for the office.
00:32:29When will he come?
00:32:31He drinks a lot.
00:32:32Yes.
00:32:33You hold this.
00:32:34I'll go get him.
00:32:35Hold this.
00:32:37Mirji.
00:32:38Mom.
00:32:39You stay with her.
00:32:40I'll go get them.
00:32:41If your blood pressure increases...
00:32:43You go.
00:32:44I'll go get them.
00:32:45You go.
00:32:46Mom.
00:32:47Don't cry.
00:32:48Come on.
00:32:49Your mom has to give you the car.
00:32:50Why do you leave me?
00:32:51Come on.
00:32:52There's a 50% discount on the visa.
00:32:53Today is the last day.
00:32:54No.
00:32:55Leave me.
00:32:56You've become a fool because of the visa.
00:32:57Didn't you like it?
00:32:58Then you left.
00:32:59What do we do now?
00:33:00Do we have to fix bald people's hair all our lives?
00:33:02I was born poor.
00:33:03But I don't want to die poor.
00:33:04No.
00:33:05I made a promise to Mannu.
00:33:06I'll send him to England.
00:33:08I'll send both of you too.
00:33:10It's an army promise.
00:33:11Listen to my plan.
00:33:13There's an English exam.
00:33:14I left.
00:33:16If you pass that,
00:33:17you'll get a student visa.
00:33:18Straight to London.
00:33:20Do you speak English?
00:33:21Yes.
00:33:22I watch English movies too.
00:33:23Great.
00:33:24Get lost, you piece of shit.
00:33:26Don't say that.
00:33:27Get lost.
00:33:28Piece of shit.
00:33:29What are you saying?
00:33:30This is not right.
00:33:31This is not right.
00:33:32This is not right.
00:33:33Listen to me.
00:33:35Let's rock the party, baby.
00:33:36Let's rock the party.
00:33:38Let's rock the party.
00:33:39Do you understand?
00:33:40No.
00:33:41Come to the party.
00:33:43We'll throw stones.
00:33:45I don't know English.
00:33:47But I understand that you two don't know it either.
00:33:50We'll have to learn English.
00:33:51We'll learn it.
00:33:53Where did you get the knowledge of student visa?
00:33:55When you were going around the visa agencies,
00:33:58I went to the houses where there are ships.
00:34:00They told me that the best way to go to England
00:34:03is through student visa.
00:34:05Now find out
00:34:07who is the best English teacher in Laltu.
00:34:13Birmingham, here I come.
00:34:15Birmingham, here I come.
00:34:17Good morning, class.
00:34:20And what a lovely weather today.
00:34:23Meet our new friends, RD.
00:34:25RD has also taken admission.
00:34:27He was afraid that Gittu would do something to us.
00:34:30Gittu sir, what is the full form of IELTS?
00:34:33Mom was asking.
00:34:34You are going to give IELTS exam
00:34:36and you don't know its full form?
00:34:38Will you tell your mom?
00:34:41Yes, Mr. Sukhi.
00:34:45Will you ask this question in the exam?
00:34:47Why will I ask the name of the exam in the exam?
00:34:49Then teach me what you will ask.
00:34:51Your mom wastes my time.
00:34:53I have only three months.
00:34:54Your mom wastes my time.
00:34:55I have only three months.
00:34:56I have a request.
00:34:57Teach me English quickly.
00:35:02Sir, I want to go to the bathroom.
00:35:04You go to the bathroom to take a bath, not to pee.
00:35:07Hold the urine.
00:35:13Tell me, where do you go to pee?
00:35:15Where do you go, Eurasian?
00:35:17Gittu sir, library.
00:35:21Laboratory.
00:35:23You still hold the urine.
00:35:30Laboratory.
00:35:32Sir, how many more words do I have to remember?
00:35:35Do you play guessing games?
00:35:37Yes, sir.
00:35:38How do you remember so many old songs?
00:35:41When you put the words in the meter of the song,
00:35:43they are remembered.
00:35:45I want to go to laboratory.
00:35:47I want to go to laboratory.
00:35:49He want to go to laboratory.
00:35:51He want to go to laboratory.
00:35:53Gentlemen, he want to go to laboratory.
00:35:56He want to go to laboratory.
00:35:58Curse us, we want to go to laboratory.
00:36:02Future Cats, shall I go to laboratory?
00:36:05Shall I go to laboratory?
00:36:07Sir, I don't want to go to laboratory.
00:36:10Come back to your favoritvatory.
00:36:13We're done, lavatory.
00:36:20Yes, Mr. Sukhi. What's the problem?
00:36:23How many words are there in the dictionary?
00:36:26One and a half, two lakhs maybe.
00:36:28I mean, I'll have to sing at least two thousand songs a day.
00:36:31Then I'll be done with the course in 90 days.
00:36:34How will I do all this?
00:36:35Mr. Gittu, how many songs are there in the world?
00:36:39Go and ask your mother.
00:36:41Mr. Sukhi! Mr. Sukhi!
00:36:44What's wrong with him? Always in tension.
00:36:46Find out, brother.
00:36:49In our army, there are two ways to make people talk.
00:36:53One is, third degree.
00:36:57And the other is...
00:37:00Rum.
00:37:02I want to go to the laboratory.
00:37:04I want to go to the laboratory.
00:37:08Brother, we want to go to the laboratory.
00:37:11We want to go to the laboratory.
00:37:14Brother, my marriage was fixed with Jassi.
00:37:20The sweets of Roke were distributed in this locality.
00:37:25Then his father Chadda met Sheru Titta.
00:37:31London's inner eye.
00:37:34He shut down my entry.
00:37:38He wouldn't let me meet or talk to anyone.
00:37:42Then what happened?
00:37:44Then what will happen?
00:37:46What happens here...
00:37:50The minorities come and take away our heroes.
00:37:53Correct.
00:37:54The news got out.
00:37:55I went with them.
00:37:57I was totally tired and I didn't invite any guests.
00:38:00It must have been a drama.
00:38:01I didn't go for a drama.
00:38:03I went to see Jassi for the last time.
00:38:06He must have cried when he woke up.
00:38:07If he had cried, she would have cried too.
00:38:10Her make-up was about to get ruined.
00:38:12Then I stopped her tears.
00:38:14But when her plane took off over my roof...
00:38:20...I cried my eyes out.
00:38:26Why do you want to go to London now?
00:38:28That scoundrel is hitting me.
00:38:30I want to go to London.
00:38:31He is hitting Jassi.
00:38:33He has ruined my career.
00:38:37Jassi wrote a letter.
00:38:40She said, save me...
00:38:42...or I'll die.
00:38:45I said, Jassi, I'm coming.
00:38:46No matter what happens, I'm coming.
00:38:49He didn't even apply for a visa.
00:38:54Then someone said, learn English.
00:38:58You'll get a student visa.
00:38:59I said, hurry up.
00:39:02I want to go to London.
00:39:03He is hitting me.
00:39:05What happened?
00:39:07What happened?
00:39:08Why doesn't Chaddha save his daughter?
00:39:10Chaddha!
00:39:12He doesn't answer his daughter's call.
00:39:14Where is Chaddha?
00:39:16In front of the Gurudwara.
00:39:32Chaddha!
00:39:34Come out.
00:39:36Come out.
00:39:39Do you think I'm a Punjabi...
00:39:41...that you're marrying your daughter...
00:39:43...to a Tiddu from London?
00:39:46That's all I have to say.
00:39:49Write on the walls of your house...
00:39:51...that only Tiddus from London have lost their daughters.
00:39:53Don't worry about the rest.
00:39:55I'll show your daughters even if I have to.
00:39:59But don't insult me so much.
00:40:01I said, I had left my horse.
00:40:07But that Tiddha from London ran away and took my daughter.
00:40:11I was sitting on the horse.
00:40:18I became a model.
00:40:23Even today, people ask me where the model horse is.
00:40:28I tell them my address.
00:40:30I'm the model.
00:40:34I'm the biggest model of Pathan Ghot.
00:40:40Who says a man doesn't feel pain?
00:40:45He does.
00:40:47Even a man feels pain.
00:40:49I have a heart, a heart.
00:40:52I'm a Tiddi.
00:40:53I agree with you.
00:40:55But you could have told me this in the morning.
00:40:56That Tidda from London is beating your daughter.
00:41:00And you can't hear a thing.
00:41:03My daughter? I don't have a daughter.
00:41:07You're not Chadda?
00:41:08No. Chadda lives there.
00:41:12Give me back my stone. Give me back my stone.
00:41:16Stupid man.
00:41:18Chadda!
00:41:20Get out.
00:41:22Get out.
00:41:23Get out.
00:41:25Get out.
00:41:26Get out.
00:41:44Birmingham, here I come.
00:41:46Birmingham, here I come.
00:41:49What a lovely weather today.
00:41:51I'll switch chat desks on there.
00:41:53Reading, writing, listening and speaking.
00:41:56The most dangerous thing is speaking.
00:41:59Any examiner will give you a topic and ask you to talk about it for two minutes.
00:42:05Yes, Mr. Sukhi.
00:42:06I want to go to the lavatory.
00:42:09Please proceed.
00:42:11I don't want to go to the lavatory.
00:42:13Then why did you ask?
00:42:14Because these are the only two lines I know in English.
00:42:17And this will be over in two seconds.
00:42:19It will take me at least 70-80 lines to talk for two minutes.
00:42:22Where will you get so many lines from?
00:42:24Practice. Practice, Sukhi.
00:42:26Speak in English for the next three months.
00:42:28Wear English clothes. Watch English movies.
00:42:30Do your personal training.
00:42:32That too in English.
00:42:34Let's start, Mr. Harder.
00:42:38Talk for two minutes on roosters of the Punjab.
00:42:42Rooster.
00:42:44Rooster means rooster. Hen means hen.
00:42:46Horse means horse.
00:42:47Horse means mare.
00:42:50Horse means mare in Hindi. Hen means hen.
00:42:53It's straightforward.
00:42:56Why is it complicated in English?
00:42:57Do me a favour in English.
00:42:59Don't make it easy for me.
00:43:01Language is all about conveying your message to others.
00:43:05Why make it easy for the enemy?
00:43:07Words are needed to convey a message.
00:43:10For example, if I have to explain to an Englishman...
00:43:12...that Mr. Pumpy's English is good...
00:43:14...Mr. Boo-Boo's English is even better...
00:43:17...and Geetu Gulati's English is amazing...
00:43:20...how will you explain without words?
00:43:23I'll explain. I'll explain.
00:43:25What's in this?
00:43:30Pumpy English.
00:43:33Boo-Boo English.
00:43:36Geetu Gulati's English.
00:43:47You're a copycat. A total copycat.
00:43:52You're a copycat.
00:43:54You're a copycat.
00:44:11You're a copycat.
00:44:13Shut up. What is this?
00:44:16He's not a copycat.
00:44:17He's learning. He doesn't know English.
00:44:19He's made a mistake.
00:44:20He makes the coach run around. He doesn't make mistakes there.
00:44:23You should fight with him.
00:44:25You'll fall on your face.
00:44:26But he won't laugh at you.
00:44:29He'll raise his hand and show you again.
00:44:31This is what happens, teacher.
00:44:33You're not a copycat. You're a copycat.
00:44:35All of you are copycats.
00:44:36Copycats. S.S. Plural.
00:44:38You're a copycat. Let's go, coach.
00:44:45Let's go.
00:45:15I am gone
00:45:18I will put a dent in your heart
00:45:20Now I won't go back to the village
00:45:23Oh Mannu, I am gone
00:45:28I had lived freely
00:45:30I came to your lane freely
00:45:33It was good, I was robbed
00:45:37I am gone
00:45:39I am gone
00:45:41I am gone
00:45:43I am gone
00:45:46I am gone
00:45:48I am gone
00:45:51I am gone
00:45:53What do I do now?
00:45:56I am gone
00:45:58I am gone
00:46:00I am gone
00:46:02What do I do now?
00:46:05I am gone
00:46:07I am gone
00:46:09I am gone
00:46:11I am gone
00:46:13I am gone
00:46:43Are you okay?
00:46:45How can you ask your girl on your knees?
00:46:48Will you marry me?
00:46:50This is called respect, Coachji
00:46:52There was a guy who came to meet me
00:46:54He didn't say yes or no
00:46:56He went straight to Daddyji and said
00:46:58Yes, then let's talk about dowry
00:47:00I said yes, let's do it
00:47:02Tell me, how much will you give?
00:47:05You are saying, who will give that?
00:47:07Oh man
00:47:09Look at him, how much respect he is giving
00:47:12If a guy will ask like this at such a cant place
00:47:16How dare a girl say no, Coachji
00:47:18Come on brother, let's revamp
00:47:20Let's do it
00:47:42How do you do?
00:47:45Why is it like this?
00:47:48Emotion of my heart
00:47:50Asks me a question
00:47:53Why did you steal my good time?
00:47:57I am gone
00:47:59I am gone
00:48:01I am gone
00:48:03I am gone
00:48:05I am gone
00:48:07I am gone
00:48:09I am gone
00:48:10I am gone
00:48:12I am gone
00:48:14What do I do now?
00:48:16I am gone
00:48:18I am gone
00:48:20I am gone
00:48:22I am gone
00:48:24I am gone
00:48:26I am gone
00:48:29You are my heart, you are my life
00:48:31I am beautiful with you
00:48:33You are my identity
00:48:35You are my prayer, you are my God
00:48:38I am in your heart like a bird
00:48:40This heart is afraid
00:48:42Forget me, you won't find me anywhere
00:48:44You will be lost
00:48:46Oh Mannu
00:48:48Oh Mannu
00:48:50Oh Mannu
00:48:54Forget me
00:48:56You won't find me anywhere
00:48:59You will be lost
00:49:04Oh Mannu
00:49:35Okay
00:49:37Mr. Sukhi
00:49:38Speak for two minutes on
00:49:40Taj Mahal, Agra
00:49:48Sirji
00:49:49You want to test my knowledge about
00:49:52Taj Mahal, Agra
00:49:54Or check my English speaking skill
00:49:56My knowledge about
00:49:57Taj Mahal, Agra
00:49:58Is limited but my knowledge about English language is unlimited
00:50:02I understand noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb
00:50:05Conjunction, colon, semicolon, comma and full stop
00:50:08I make conversation confidently with any English person
00:50:11Prince Charles, wife Diana, mother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth, part two
00:50:14I find it very disturbing that your esteemed organization
00:50:17Is trying to judge me by my knowledge about
00:50:20Taj Mahal, Agra
00:50:22And not by my English grammar
00:50:24You must re-examine your examination system
00:50:26Because it is about English and not about Taj Mahal
00:50:33Look behind you
00:50:35Look behind
00:50:42Whatever question you get in the exam
00:50:44Whatever topic you get
00:50:45The answer is
00:50:46This
00:50:47So keep it properly
00:50:49And whatever topic you get in the exam
00:50:51Put it in these empty boxes
00:50:53100 questions
00:50:54100 topics
00:50:55Only one answer
00:50:57Whose idea is this?
00:50:59Coach's
00:51:01I had told you
00:51:02He is not an example
00:51:03Mr. Hardy
00:51:04Yes
00:51:06Thank you
00:51:07Keep it
00:51:08Open it and drink
00:51:09And exam will be piece of cake
00:51:12Cake will be given in the exam
00:51:14Piece of cake means easy
00:51:16Now go to the conference and say
00:51:19America, here I come
00:51:31Can I see your ID please?
00:51:33Yes
00:51:35The pieces of cake
00:51:40Thank you
00:51:42Hold it Shreya
00:51:45Hold it
00:51:52Okay
00:52:01How much more do I have to say?
00:52:03Take it outside
00:52:05You give topic
00:52:06I speak
00:52:07Two minutes
00:52:08Any topic madam, give
00:52:09No need for that
00:52:10We will just have a conversation
00:52:13What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
00:52:16Today?
00:52:17Today I ate parathas
00:52:20Describe how you make a paratha
00:52:22In English
00:52:25Paratha
00:52:28Potato
00:52:29In English
00:52:30Potato
00:52:32Potato
00:52:35Water
00:52:36Fire
00:52:38Potato in
00:52:39Five minutes potato
00:52:42Potato out
00:52:45Dog potato
00:52:48Chakroti
00:52:50Enter potato
00:52:53Send it to tandoor
00:52:54Two minutes paratha ready
00:52:56Do you eat parathas everyday?
00:52:58No madam
00:52:59Some some day paratha
00:53:00Some some day I
00:53:04Okay Vandaya
00:53:06But
00:53:17I eat paratha everyday madam
00:53:19I love paratha
00:53:20Parathas
00:53:22Sir
00:53:24I eat all parathas
00:53:28So Mr. Kakkar
00:53:30What's your favourite hobby?
00:53:32My favourite hobby
00:53:36Is rooster
00:53:38Eating rooster
00:53:40Okay
00:53:42Can you speak for two minutes about
00:53:44Eating rooster
00:53:46Two minutes
00:53:49Sir
00:53:50Do you want to check my knowledge about eating rooster
00:53:53Or do you want to check my English speaking skill?
00:53:58My knowledge about eating rooster
00:54:00Limited
00:54:01But my knowledge about English
00:54:02Unlimited
00:54:03I understand
00:54:04Non-pronoun
00:54:05Verb
00:54:06Adjective
00:54:07Conjunction
00:54:08Semicolon
00:54:09Colon
00:54:10Comma
00:54:11And full stop
00:54:12I make conversation with any English people
00:54:13Prince Charles
00:54:14His wife
00:54:15Diana
00:54:16Queen
00:54:17Elizabeth
00:54:18Number two
00:54:19I find it disturbing
00:54:20That your steam organisation
00:54:21Is trying to check my knowledge about
00:54:22Eating rooster
00:54:23And not my English grammar
00:54:24You must re-examine
00:54:25Your examination system
00:54:26Because
00:54:28Okay
00:54:29Okay
00:54:31Can you tell me
00:54:32What is wrong with this sentence?
00:54:36Yesterday
00:54:38My
00:54:39Father
00:54:40And mother
00:54:41Was
00:54:42In the
00:54:43Bar
00:54:46No
00:54:47No
00:54:48No
00:54:49No
00:54:50No
00:54:51My mother
00:54:52Father
00:54:53No bar
00:54:54Father
00:54:55Sorry
00:54:56Father
00:54:57Some go
00:54:58Mother
00:54:59No
00:55:00Never
00:55:04Yesterday
00:55:05My father
00:55:06And mother
00:55:07Were in the bar
00:55:08Today?
00:55:10Even my mother is in the bar
00:55:11Amazing
00:55:12The chair belongs to my mother
00:55:15It's okay
00:55:16Now that you are so open with me
00:55:18I will tell you the truth
00:55:20Yesterday
00:55:21I
00:55:22Was in the bar
00:55:24I was tensed about the exam
00:55:25I was tensed about the exam
00:55:26I was tensed about the exam
00:55:27Thank you
00:55:30Can you tell me
00:55:31About your family
00:55:32For two minutes
00:55:35You want to test
00:55:36My knowledge about
00:55:37My family
00:55:38Or you want to test
00:55:39My knowledge about
00:55:40My English speaking skill
00:55:42My knowledge about
00:55:43My family is
00:55:44Limited
00:55:45Limited
00:55:46I am not asking
00:55:47About Winston Churchill's family
00:55:49I am asking
00:55:50About your family
00:55:51You must know
00:55:52Again for
00:55:53Two minutes
00:55:54My
00:55:55My family
00:55:56Two minutes
00:55:57Easy sir
00:55:58Easy I do
00:55:59Sir
00:56:01Sir
00:56:02My
00:56:03Father
00:56:05Dead
00:56:07Sorry
00:56:08My mother
00:56:09Mother
00:56:11Dead
00:56:13My mother's mother
00:56:15Dead
00:56:16My father's mother
00:56:17Dead
00:56:19All dead
00:56:20Dead
00:56:22Dead
00:56:24My
00:56:25Mother's elder sister
00:56:27Aunt
00:56:28Aunt
00:56:29Aunt
00:56:30Dead
00:56:31Dead
00:56:34How many more do I have to kill?
00:56:35Enough
00:56:36Now you can go
00:56:37You can go
00:56:39One minute
00:56:4090 seconds are left
00:56:41Let the dead die
00:56:43Listen to the story of the living
00:56:45My entire family
00:56:46Is these four idiots
00:56:48Who want to go to London
00:56:50I have a
00:56:51Girl
00:56:52Manu
00:56:53She has a lot of
00:56:54Difficulties in life
00:56:55Sometimes she
00:56:56Learns English
00:56:57Sometimes she
00:56:58Learns wrestling
00:56:59Not for herself
00:57:00For her family
00:57:01And she
00:57:02Fights with the world
00:57:04For me
00:57:06No one has ever
00:57:07Fought for me
00:57:08In life
00:57:09Before sir
00:57:11So she
00:57:12Became my
00:57:13Girl friend
00:57:14Oh
00:57:15Yes
00:57:16She ran away
00:57:17With her friend
00:57:19But
00:57:21I fell in love
00:57:22With her
00:57:23It happens sir
00:57:24It doesn't come from the inside
00:57:25Yes
00:57:26Right?
00:57:27Yes
00:57:28And after 10 years
00:57:29I got the same feeling again
00:57:31Then why don't you
00:57:32Go and tell her
00:57:33Will you tell her
00:57:34When she goes to London?
00:57:35That's what sir
00:57:36I will go to London
00:57:37Kneel down
00:57:38And take out the ring
00:57:39From the ring
00:57:40And put it
00:57:41In her eyes
00:57:43Will you marry her
00:57:44Decimal
00:57:45I do
00:57:48You must have
00:57:49Done a love show
00:57:50Yes
00:57:51Once
00:57:52Once
00:57:53Sir
00:57:54My future is in your hands
00:57:55Save it
00:57:56What are you saying
00:57:57I will name
00:57:58Our first child
00:57:59After you
00:58:00I swear
00:58:01I swear
00:58:02Tell me the name
00:58:03What's the name
00:58:04Bangipurappu
00:58:05Venkatakuppu
00:58:09It's okay sir
00:58:10Write it down
00:58:12I am done
00:58:14I
00:58:15Am done
00:58:16With you
00:58:19Are you tense
00:58:20Mr. Sukhi?
00:58:21Good question sir
00:58:23Past tense
00:58:24Or present tense
00:58:25Sir
00:58:27I'm just asking
00:58:28If you're anxious
00:58:32You
00:58:33Understand
00:58:34The word anxious
00:58:38Stressed
00:58:40Nervous
00:58:41Terrified
00:58:43You don't know
00:58:44Any of these words
00:58:46No sir
00:58:50Send the next one in
00:58:53Okay Mr. Sukhi
00:58:55You may go
00:58:57Go?
00:58:58No sir
00:58:59No go
00:59:00Please sir
00:59:01You're done
00:59:02Let's go
00:59:03How did this happen
00:59:04Sir
00:59:05You take a two minute
00:59:06Speaking test
00:59:07Any topic
00:59:08I pass sir
00:59:09You don't understand
00:59:10One word
00:59:11How will you stay
00:59:12With the English
00:59:13He doesn't live in Punjab
00:59:14But
00:59:15One such guy
00:59:16Cancelled my visa
00:59:17He asked for my bank balance
00:59:18My degree
00:59:19My job
00:59:20If you need anything
00:59:21Ask him
00:59:22Tell him
00:59:23I don't want to live there
00:59:24Sir
00:59:25I don't want to
00:59:26Live in England
00:59:27I'll go to Jassi's house
00:59:28From the airport
00:59:29I'll take Jassi
00:59:30And come back
00:59:31I won't even drink water
00:59:32Tell him
00:59:33Don't sit
00:59:34By the rules
00:59:35Try to understand
00:59:36Sir
00:59:37Sir
00:59:38Understand feeling
00:59:39Jassi
00:59:40In London
00:59:41Only hope me
00:59:42Don't kill hope sir
00:59:43Please
00:59:44Please
00:59:45Understand feeling
00:59:46Sir
00:59:47Please
00:59:50Highlights results
00:59:51Were given before the class
00:59:52At the liquor shop
00:59:54The liquor guys
00:59:55Used to get the results
00:59:56From inside
00:59:57Those who passed
00:59:58Used to drink
00:59:59And those who failed
01:00:00Used to drink more
01:00:02The results are here
01:00:04Thank you
01:00:11Simheli
01:00:12One minute
01:00:13One minute
01:00:19He'll fail
01:00:20He'll fail
01:00:21He'll fail
01:00:22He'll fail
01:00:28He failed
01:00:29He's in shock
01:00:30No
01:00:31He can't be in shock
01:00:32Look
01:00:33He must have passed
01:00:37Move
01:00:38Move
01:00:41Deepaji was right
01:00:43Balli passed
01:00:44It was not in our destiny
01:00:45To faint
01:00:47All four of us failed
01:00:54For the first time
01:00:55The sewing machine
01:00:56At Balli's house
01:00:57Stopped
01:00:58And the drums
01:00:59Began to beat
01:01:02Balli's drums
01:01:03Began to beat
01:01:05Balli's drums
01:01:06Began to beat
01:01:07Balli
01:01:08Balli
01:01:09Come
01:01:10Congratulations
01:01:11Congratulations
01:01:13English
01:01:14Is a window to the world
01:01:15And Geetu Gulati's class
01:01:16Is a door to England
01:01:17Enter my class
01:01:18And exit to London
01:01:20Just like our Balli
01:01:21Our results
01:01:2290%
01:01:23Passed
01:01:2490%
01:01:25Failed
01:01:26Show our faces
01:01:27Those who failed
01:01:29I'm Sukhi Singh
01:01:30I'm not going to London
01:01:31Because I failed
01:01:33Mannu
01:01:34Mannu Randhawa
01:01:35Failed
01:01:36Buggu Lakhanpal
01:01:37Failed
01:01:38Hardipaji
01:01:39Failed
01:01:40He makes such videos
01:01:41And shows them to everyone
01:01:42He fools people
01:01:43Now tell me
01:01:44What a lovely weather today
01:01:45No brother
01:01:47Our lives are in a mess
01:01:50And he is running a business
01:01:52He takes loans
01:01:53And pays your fees
01:01:54Brother, I'm going to London
01:01:56He will kill me
01:01:57Nothing will happen to you
01:01:59Balli reaches London
01:02:00I've told him
01:02:02He will make you talk to him
01:02:03On the phone
01:02:04Now calm down
01:02:05Or I'll kill you
01:02:06Come on, calm down
01:02:08You guys leave
01:02:09It's a day
01:02:10Shut up
01:02:11You'll miss your flight
01:02:12Sit down
01:02:13Meet Jassi tomorrow
01:02:14Call me
01:02:16We'll meet at the PCO tomorrow
01:02:17Bye
01:02:18Bye
01:02:22You knew
01:02:23You won't have to study English
01:02:24In three months
01:02:25Then why did you make me wait?
01:02:26Why did you make me wait?
01:02:27Jassi, I'm coming
01:02:28I'm coming
01:02:29Thief
01:02:30Wait
01:02:31I told you Jassi will call
01:02:32Let's go
01:02:33Talk to him
01:02:47Brother
01:02:48If you keep looking at the phone
01:02:49It won't ring
01:02:50London calling
01:02:51I'm telling you
01:02:53Go, relax
01:02:59London calling
01:03:04Sukhi
01:03:09Geetu, don't mess with me
01:03:13You slipped here
01:03:16But you got hurt here
01:03:19Now go
01:03:20Pack your bag
01:03:22You're going to London
01:03:25How?
01:03:26Donkey
01:03:27Donkey?
01:03:28What do you mean?
01:03:29Donkey means
01:03:30Going to London on a donkey route
01:03:32Without a visa
01:03:33Illegal
01:03:34You'll have to cross the border
01:03:36Jungle, mountains
01:03:37You'll have to cross the sea
01:03:39Border police will shoot you
01:03:42The chance of getting there
01:03:4425%
01:03:46Then why are you sending me to die?
01:03:48Because if you stay here
01:03:49You'll die 100%
01:03:52Take a chance
01:03:53And how much will it cost?
01:03:54I paid for it
01:03:55I paid for it
01:03:56Geetu Gulati
01:03:57You look like a scoundrel
01:04:00But you're not
01:04:04Sukhi
01:04:07London calling
01:04:08Come, come
01:04:09Go, go, go
01:04:10Tell Jassi
01:04:12Sukhi is coming
01:04:16Jassi
01:04:17Jassi, I'm coming to London
01:04:19Jassi, I can hear you
01:04:20Hello
01:04:21Hello
01:04:22Sukhi, listen
01:04:23Where's Jassi?
01:04:25Sukhi
01:04:26Before I could reach
01:04:27I heard you had failed
01:04:30Jassi
01:04:32Committed suicide
01:04:36Hello
01:04:37Hello, Sukhi
01:04:39Hello
01:04:40Sukhi
01:04:43Save me
01:04:46He beats me every day
01:04:48Come to London
01:04:49Save me, Sukhi
01:04:50Hello
01:04:53Hello
01:05:21Sukhi
01:05:23Sukhi
01:05:25Sukhi
01:05:27Sukhi
01:05:29Sukhi
01:05:31Sukhi
01:05:34Sukhi
01:05:35Sukhi
01:05:37Sukhi
01:05:44Dad
01:05:45They said
01:05:46That he has passed away
01:05:48Man, I'm leaving.
01:05:52I'll see you in 10 days.
01:06:04Sukhi! Sukhi!
01:06:07Sukhi!
01:06:19Solve this pain of mine
01:06:26Ask me how I am
01:06:31Sukhi had to go to Jassi.
01:06:34Not just because he couldn't speak English.
01:06:40She spent 100 years of her life in England.
01:06:43When she came here, I asked her,
01:06:45Do you know Hindi?
01:06:48You speak a lot of Hindi.
01:06:51I didn't take this speaking test from her.
01:06:54When I didn't stop her,
01:06:56who were they to stop me?
01:06:58They said, tell me the dance.
01:07:00Tell me the cooler.
01:07:02Rooster means rooster, chicken means hen.
01:07:04Sukhi died while trying to remember.
01:07:07He died.
01:07:10He died.
01:07:12He died in these hands.
01:07:16Sukhi died.
01:07:18Sukhi died.
01:07:20Sukhi died.
01:07:22Sukhi died.
01:07:24Sukhi died.
01:07:26Manu,
01:07:28your girl will return.
01:07:30Don't let her remember the suicide.
01:07:34I'll take you to England.
01:07:36I'll take her.
01:07:38I'll take her.
01:07:40I'll take her to Jassi.
01:07:42I'll take her to Jassi.
01:07:44I don't have a visa.
01:07:46I don't have a visa.
01:07:48I'll go to England.
01:07:50I'll see who stops me.
01:07:53Aditya.
01:07:55Aditya.
01:07:57I'll take her.
01:07:59I'll take her.
01:08:02I'll take her.
01:08:04The soil says,
01:08:08Stop.
01:08:10Don't go.
01:08:12Crazy.
01:08:17Fate,
01:08:20never listens to excuses.
01:08:28I was a ghost on Deepaji.
01:08:30He sold his house, land, everything.
01:08:32He took loans, paid the agents' fees
01:08:34and left on a donkey.
01:08:36With me, Pumpy, Chameli
01:08:39and her brother Gulab joined.
01:08:40They filled their own pockets
01:08:43and left on a donkey.
01:08:45My job is to take you to Pakistan.
01:08:47Another agent will take you across Afghanistan
01:08:50and take you to Iran in a truck.
01:08:52You'll take a train from Iran to Turkey.
01:08:54You'll take a boat from there to England.
01:08:56Will there be China on the way?
01:08:58I wanted to see that too.
01:09:01Come on.
01:09:03Give me the numbers of the agents.
01:09:05This has everyone's numbers.
01:09:07Keep it safe.
01:09:08Get in the boat.
01:09:10Wait a minute.
01:09:12Let me check.
01:09:14I don't know if they've returned.
01:09:38I took your dirt with me.
01:09:42I took your small and big things with me.
01:09:47I cut your clouds and kept a handkerchief on my head.
01:09:52I covered my soul with the softness of your memories.
01:09:57Listen to me, my dear.
01:10:00I'll leave my heart to you.
01:10:07We'll meet again.
01:10:12Stop the boat.
01:10:14There's a watchtower ahead.
01:10:19When did this happen?
01:10:21It wasn't here last month.
01:10:23We'll have to go back.
01:10:25I didn't leave to go back.
01:10:27The boat won't go any further.
01:10:29Whether the boat goes ahead or not, I'll go.
01:10:31How will you go?
01:10:36I don't know.
01:11:06I don't know.
01:11:36I don't know.
01:11:38I don't know.
01:12:06We walked in the water all night.
01:12:20We were in Pakistan in the morning.
01:12:37Don't ever do this again, coach.
01:12:40What not to do?
01:12:43Don't hold your breath for me to breathe.
01:12:51Everything is fine.
01:12:55Everything is fine.
01:12:57Everything is fine.
01:12:59Everything is fine.
01:13:01Everything is fine.
01:13:03Everything is fine.
01:13:04Everything is fine.
01:13:06Let's go. We have to reach the agent.
01:13:09Come on.
01:13:11How far is London?
01:13:13If you think about how far it is, you won't be able to walk.
01:13:16Think about what you'll get there.
01:13:19Look at this.
01:13:23Balli had bought a house in six months.
01:13:27She had bought a car.
01:13:29Pumpkin, jasmine, rose, flowers.
01:13:32Come on. Pick up the bag book.
01:13:34Let's go.
01:14:04Let's go.
01:14:34Oh, my.
01:14:36Oh, my.
01:14:38Oh, my.
01:14:40Oh, my.
01:14:42Oh, my.
01:14:44Oh, my.
01:14:46Oh, my.
01:14:48Oh, my.
01:14:50The cars kept changing.
01:14:52The journey kept going.
01:14:54Sometimes you could hear the bullets.
01:14:57Sometimes the bombs would explode.
01:14:58Oh, my.
01:15:00Oh, my.
01:15:03It took us two months to cross Pakistan and Afghanistan
01:15:07and reach Iran.
01:15:09Hurry up.
01:15:11Come on.
01:15:13Hurry up.
01:15:15Hurry up.
01:15:17Go fast.
01:15:23We had to walk for two days.
01:15:25We had to cross the desert and catch a train to Turkey.
01:15:44Look straight. Keep walking.
01:15:46Keep walking.
01:15:51Pumpkin.
01:15:56Go quick.
01:15:58Go.
01:16:12Pumpkin, jasmine, rose, flowers.
01:16:14Pumpkin, jasmine, rose, flowers.
01:16:16Pumpkin.
01:16:18Pumpkin.
01:16:20Pumpkin.
01:16:22Pumpkin.
01:16:25Come on, let's go.
01:16:40Hurry up.
01:16:49Let's go.
01:16:55Ah!
01:17:04Chameli! Chameli! Open your eyes! Chameli, open your eyes!
01:17:26Ah!
01:17:30Ah!
01:17:55Ah!
01:18:08No.
01:18:11Let's go.
01:18:13I don't want to go.
01:18:14Let's go, or we'll all die.
01:18:15I don't want to go, sir. I don't want to go.
01:18:16Let's go.
01:18:17I don't want to go.
01:18:18Let's go.
01:18:19Let's go.
01:18:25I don't want to go.
01:18:26I don't want to go.
01:18:27I don't want to go.
01:18:28I don't want to go.
01:18:29I don't want to go.
01:18:30I don't want to go.
01:18:31I don't want to go.
01:18:32I don't want to go.
01:18:33I don't want to go.
01:18:34I don't want to go.
01:18:35I don't want to go.
01:18:36I don't want to go.
01:18:37I don't want to go.
01:18:38I don't want to go.
01:18:39I don't want to go.
01:18:40I don't want to go.
01:18:41I don't want to go.
01:18:42I don't want to go.
01:18:43I don't want to go.
01:18:44I don't want to go.
01:18:45I don't want to go.
01:18:46I don't want to go.
01:18:47I don't want to go.
01:18:48I don't want to go.
01:18:49I don't want to go.
01:18:50I don't want to go.
01:18:51I don't want to go.
01:18:52I don't want to go.
01:18:53I don't want to go.
01:18:54I don't want to go.
01:18:55I don't want to go.
01:18:56I don't want to go.
01:18:57I don't want to go.
01:18:58I don't want to go.
01:18:59I don't want to go.
01:19:00I don't want to go.
01:19:01I don't want to go.
01:19:02I don't want to go.
01:19:03I don't want to go.
01:19:04I don't want to go.
01:19:05I don't want to go.
01:19:06I don't want to go.
01:19:07I don't want to go.
01:19:08I don't want to go.
01:19:09I don't want to go.
01:19:10I don't want to go.
01:19:11I don't want to go.
01:19:12I don't want to go.