The Office Movers Episode 4
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00:25So, we moved all the employees to the fourth floor.
00:28Easy shit, easy shit.
00:30Not the smoothest job?
00:31I heard it was a shit show.
00:32It wasn't a shit show, it was good.
00:34Anyways, we're going to be gutting the entire third floor. We need everything gone, all of the cubicles stripped.
00:40That's panels, work surfaces, tables, chairs, office suites.
00:44That's pedestals and cabinets and junk too.
00:47Yeah, that's pretty much everything.
00:49Been doing this a long time, you know.
00:51Same here, same here.
00:52And you know what they just like to say.
00:54Their memories sharp because we trained.
00:57Is that what they say?
00:58Nobody says that shit.
00:59These panels here, what do they make?
01:01Global industrial.
01:06Just as I suspected, you're going to need a special job.
01:10That's your guys' business.
01:12We got that, I know.
01:15How long we got for this?
01:17How long do you need?
01:18Eight hours easy.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Put the training money on the bike.
01:22Be back on the road in five, six hours.
01:24Yeah, we can do five, six hours.
01:25Probably closer to four.
01:27Okay, just shoot me your quotes and we'll go from there.
01:40Good luck.
01:54Um.
02:02Talk to me, talk to me.
02:03What's going on?
02:04No quote.
02:05Oh my God.
02:06Please don't start with this shit, man.
02:08We have a big move today, bro.
02:11It's not possible.
02:12We need it.
02:13Will I let you drive the engine?
02:19What is this?
02:20Black smoke.
02:22Maybe fire.
02:23Fire?
02:24You overheat.
02:25You complain.
02:26Who is bad guy?
02:27We bad guy.
02:28We take it.
02:29Amir, we need it, bro.
02:30We need a job today, bro.
02:31We have a job.
02:32Amir, man.
02:33Not right, not right.
02:34Come on, it's your games, bro.
02:35You're not right.
02:36It's my job.
02:37Huh?
02:38What do you do?
02:39You're a mover.
02:40Do I ask come to your job, okay, and move desk for you?
02:43No.
02:44Do I come to your job and take your car?
02:46I would love that, my friend.
02:47We take our car.
02:48We take our car.
02:49I do this to survive.
02:50Amir, what is even wrong with it?
02:51What?
02:52Come on, man.
02:53It works fine, man.
02:54This is not good.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:56It is too, bro.
02:57Not good.
02:58No, no, no, no.
02:59It's not going to start.
03:00Come on, Amir.
03:01Come on, man.
03:02You guys are mechanics now, huh?
03:03Okay, then, please.
03:04Take to other mechanic shop.
03:05Go.
03:06Oh, my God.
03:07What did you do?
03:08Where did this even come from?
03:09I don't even think they're allowed to just take apart your car and then say, oh, go.
03:12I'm just going to put this here.
03:19Amir, come back.
03:21Come on.
03:23We got to go, man.
03:24Who is that?
03:25We don't even know him.
03:26How much?
03:27How much?
03:28How much?
03:29Amir, fix.
03:31We deal with it later.
03:32Deal with it later.
03:33How much?
03:34Give me.
03:35I need number.
03:36I need number, Amir.
03:37We talk.
03:38It's expensive.
03:39How long?
03:40How long?
03:41Fuck the games, man.
03:42Fuck the games.
03:43We got 45 minutes.
03:45Okay.
03:47Maybe one day, maybe three weeks.
03:50We can't wait no fucking three weeks.
03:52Just pick up a way haul from around the corner today because we can't afford to let Trisha down again.
03:58Shit.
03:59Yeah, we're going to have to way haul it.
04:00But I got to be on the job site ASAP.
04:03Was it jiggly?
04:04It was jiggly.
04:06I wish I could.
04:14Eric, can you pick up the truck?
04:16Fuck no.
04:17No, fuck that shit.
04:18I'm temporary, bro.
04:19I got to draw the line somewhere, man.
04:21I already lost my security job.
04:22I'm not going to be a truck driver job.
04:24No, what do you mean?
04:25Bro, look at me.
04:26No, you're a mover.
04:27I'm security.
04:28You're a mover.
04:29I'm not a fucking mover.
04:30I'm not a mover.
04:31You're a mover.
04:32You're working for a moving company.
04:33I'm a security guard.
04:34Can you secure the truck?
04:35Ask Hasan, please.
04:36Please.
04:39Hasan!
04:40Huh?
04:41Yeah?
04:42Why there?
04:45Bro, they're so loud out there and I'm so tired.
04:48I'm bused, fam.
04:49And they're just yelling all the time.
04:51Can you?
04:52What?
04:53You're the one who asked Claudio to work tonight.
04:55Shut the fuck up!
04:56Bro, we'll go the next day.
04:57Eyebrows.
04:59You ever drove a 26 foot truck?
05:00Yeah, I used to drive a van for the mosque one time.
05:03Big van?
05:04Cube van.
05:05Oh yeah, that's a truck.
05:06Same shit.
05:07Just...
05:08Watch out, Mark.
05:11It's a lot bigger than a cube van.
05:12Truck's a truck.
05:13Go pick up a way haul around the corner.
05:15Alright.
05:16Alright?
05:17Got you.
05:18Cool.
05:19So, truck, come back, pick up equipment,
05:20meet us at Wilcox.
05:21Okay.
05:22That's how you fucking plan.
05:23He only has his G1, though.
05:24Things that have them up, broski, eh?
05:26Alright, phase two.
05:27This is easy shit, man.
05:28You guys are sharp.
05:29Phase one.
05:31Eric, show me fans are lifting bins through lights, fam.
05:35Claudio's here to help us out
05:36while Michael and Marcus celebrate Kwanzaa,
05:38which I think is a lie.
05:39Fans are getting tackled on bikes, fam.
05:41Nobody's getting tackled, bro.
05:42Leave it.
05:43That's my bike.
05:44Nobody's getting tackled.
05:45Shut the fuck up, man.
05:46Broski, who the fuck is talking to right now?
05:48Guys, guys, guys, guys.
05:49What's your fucking hair?
05:50Guys.
05:51Guys.
05:52Seats.
05:53Have a seat, bro.
05:54Yo, E, have a seat, bro.
05:55Oh.
05:57Have a seat, bro.
05:59That's it, bro.
06:02Nice.
06:03What we are gonna tackle is this fucking gut job, alright?
06:05Everything's coming out.
06:06Panels, work surfaces, tables, chairs, junk.
06:09What's not junk are these metal cabinets.
06:11Alright, we're gonna get there and get these out first.
06:13Sell them for scrap metal.
06:14$30 a piece.
06:15When your boy Hassan gets there with the way hall,
06:17Eric, that's your operation.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Cabinets, truck, sell that shit.
06:21Give me the cash and the receipt.
06:23Nigga.
06:24What the fuck?
06:25You're not getting a cut this time.
06:27We're all gonna squeeze into this van
06:28and get active with $10
06:29until Hassan gets there with the way hall.
06:30Alright?
06:31Any questions?
06:32Yo, what is this?
06:33Man, I was like a little genie on the back and ting, bro.
06:36When you gonna stop the work drip?
06:38You look like jokers in these uniforms.
06:40Any questions about the job?
06:42Mike.
06:43Can I bike?
06:44No.
06:45Can we go to Countryside?
06:47Maybe.
06:50Okay, yeah.
06:55God.
06:56This...
06:57What?
06:58Hey.
07:01What's good, bro?
07:02Hey, how you doing?
07:03Gonna check out some vacuums today?
07:04No, I'm actually looking for a moving truck.
07:06Is this the right place?
07:07I don't really...
07:08Yeah.
07:09Yo, Sonny!
07:10Yeah?
07:11Way hall.
07:12What's good, yo?
07:13What you looking for?
07:15I need a moving truck.
07:16I don't know.
07:17Okay.
07:18You guys have those?
07:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:20Okay, yo, I got you.
07:21Let me just go get my shit, okay?
07:22Just one sec.
07:24So, you down to check out some vacuums while you wait?
07:27Yo, stop harassing my customers with this vacuum shit, bro!
07:29Yo, you do you, I do me, bro.
07:31Relax.
07:33Let me show you some shit, man.
07:41No, no, no.
07:42Hello.
07:43What the fuck you doing?
07:44No, the truck is on the way.
07:45It's close by.
07:46Where the truck at?
07:47It's on the way.
07:48You can't be parloring there with no truck.
07:50We have a truck coming soon, yo.
07:52So how come you guys can save a spot, but we can't save a spot?
07:54And our truck's here in ten minutes.
07:56Just leave it.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Bro, security takes their job too serious, man.
08:03Move this fucking pile on!
08:06What are you kicking my tits for, bro?
08:09What the fuck?
08:10You called training?
08:11Yo, what the fuck?
08:12What the fuck?
08:17Yo, watch my shit!
08:18Yo, what the fuck?
08:19Yo, watch the road!
08:23What the fuck?
08:27Fuck, I don't know, man.
08:28I don't...
08:29These guys.
08:31Shouldn't even care.
08:32Why are they here?
08:33I told you I'm your guy.
08:34I got a play on your play.
08:35Instant cash out.
08:36And I told you I wanted to see who was best fit for the job.
08:39All right, let's get moving.
08:43Fuck, I already have a headache from these guys.
08:46Let me just get it.
08:50Right.
08:52So not everyone is at the same level of moving here in this crowd.
08:56But at the end of the day,
08:57we'll come together as a team
08:59and achieve the common goal here.
09:01Getting our ass home.
09:06So, chairs out first.
09:08We good?
09:09Yeah, let me just get a quick word with the Shazam guys.
09:11You guys are good, yeah.
09:12Go, go, go, go.
09:18Cabinets first, nigga.
09:19All right.
09:20We're gonna use our ten dollars
09:21to bring down as many cabinets as we can
09:23in time for Hassan to come back with a truck.
09:25Cloudy, you're in the elevator with their elevator guy.
09:27Keep our cabinets coming down.
09:29There's a plug in the elevator I can charge up my things on?
09:31For what?
09:32My burners are dead.
09:34You can't plug without a plug, man.
09:38Y'all ready?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Let's go.
09:43Okay.
09:45Um...
09:47Okay, yo.
09:48This one's sick.
09:49This one's sick still.
09:50I, like, had to help my boy move to Whippy.
09:53Easy, easy move.
09:55Because of this truck, yo.
09:57I don't know, man.
09:58I need, like, a truck truck.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Bro, light.
10:02Okay, yo.
10:03This one?
10:04Crazy space.
10:05So much space.
10:06Comes with a little ramp.
10:08This is the one you want.
10:09Trust me.
10:10I'm looking...
10:11I need something bigger, man.
10:12Like, you...
10:13You have anything bigger?
10:14Yeah, yeah.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Bro.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Um, check this out, right?
10:20Bro, this is the same one you showed me.
10:24Chairs, chairs, chairs.
10:25Keep them moving out.
10:26Keep these cabinets coming downstairs.
10:27It's a big one.
10:28Good shit.
10:29Ricky, Ricky.
10:30Come, come, come.
10:31Yeah, come, come, come.
10:33I have a secret job for you.
10:34Okay.
10:35Okay?
10:36Yeah.
10:37Yeah, sick.
10:38I'll just do all this shit by myself.
10:39Yeah, thanks, man.
10:40Awesome, dude.
10:41When you see these dollies, you take them and put them in the back room.
10:45Oh, I better...
10:46Yeah, dude.
10:47I can't do time, man.
10:48Yes, you can, Ricky.
10:49Yeah, I got it.
10:50Yeah, thanks, man.
10:51You know me.
10:52I'm not like that.
10:53I'm not like that.
10:54I'm not like nothing.
10:55No, because if they find out and then they see his mom...
10:56Yeah, sick.
10:57I'll just do all this shit by myself.
10:58Yeah, thanks, Mike.
10:59They take our stuff all the time.
11:01We're taking it back.
11:03It's fine.
11:04It's okay.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:07Go, go, go.
11:08All right.
11:09Thanks, Mike.
11:10All me, dude.
11:11Boom.
11:12Right here, if you got that.
11:13Oh, that one?
11:14Yeah.
11:15Just one sec, bro.
11:18Just one sec, okay?
11:20One sec.
11:21Where the fuck are the keys to the big truck?
11:26What are you doing, bro?
11:30Ahhhh!
11:31Yo, what the fuck, guys?
11:34That's an exit.
11:38Yo, what the fuck, guy?
11:39Pass the next one.
11:40You're a scoundrel.
11:41I'll throw a chair in your head.
11:43Bro, why you keep playing like this, bro?
11:45Leave chair there.
11:46Why you keep playing like this?
11:48Bro, you're not trying to go home, eh?
11:49You're not trying to go home.
11:51You keep playing.
11:51You keep playing.
11:52You keep playing.
11:53Stop playing.
12:08Yo, everything cool?
12:35Yeah, everything okay, man.
12:37How about you?
12:38Yeah, I'm good.
12:39A little bit hot.
12:40A little bit.
12:40A little bit hot.
12:41Why you look nervous?
12:42I happy, that's why.
12:44I'm good.
12:45I'm good if you good.
12:46So you good, right?
12:47I'm cool.
12:48Okay, cool.
12:49Okay, take care, man.
12:54Well, well.
12:56What the fuck we have here, boy?
12:58Taking off the panels to get the panels ready.
13:00Taking off the caps to get the panels ready.
13:03Proactive.
13:05I like that.
13:06It's the Shazam way.
13:08Okay.
13:17Proactive.
13:18It's the Shazam way.
13:23You think we stupid or what?
13:25What?
13:25Scum.
13:27We splitting the scum scrap metal 50-50, boy.
13:29No, this was our job to begin with.
13:31You guys just come out of nowhere
13:32and come take out my scrap metal?
13:34My scrap metal?
13:34That's not fair.
13:35Bro, what?
13:36Walk with a 10%.
13:3790 means?
13:3850-50.
13:39Dog, 10%.
13:3950.
13:40Bro, take your 10%.
13:41You ain't gonna get nothing, bro.
13:42All right, 12.
13:4350.
13:44Dog.
13:4450.
13:45All right, what?
13:4611.
13:4750.
13:48Dog, this was ours to begin with.
13:4912%.
13:4950-50.
13:50All right, walk with a 13, bro.
13:52Bro, I'm not too greedy, dog.
13:53What?
13:54Huh?
13:55And where it is?
13:56Put that down, bro.
13:57They full up the cabinets downstairs.
13:58Ram.
13:59What do you mean?
14:00Our truck's not there?
14:02Fool.
14:03Call Eric.
14:05Bro, what's going on down there?
14:06Hassan is on the way, Everett.
14:09No.
14:10Because he's on the way.
14:11He should be here right now.
14:12Everything down here is solid.
14:14I'm holding it down.
14:15We can't have that.
14:16Huh?
14:17What's that about?
14:21Trinity moving.
14:22What the ass is this?
14:23This cabinet's blocking up my dock.
14:25Now this is Amber that's starting to take up the cabinets.
14:28And which part of the truck, then?
14:29Which part of the truck is for all these
14:30cabinets, screen, and fireside?
14:31Yo, Eric, where's Hassan with his truck?
14:33Yeah, I know.
14:34He's reaching.
14:35He's reaching.
14:36When?
14:36When?
14:37Just now.
14:38Just now.
14:39It's a walk through of your face
14:40and a $3,000 fine.
14:42Three?
14:45So what you want to do?
14:48Chuck and clean this all out, you know?
14:54All right, 50-50.
14:59Not this.
15:02Oh.
15:06Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 20.
15:11What's up?
15:12My fault.
15:12Move now, man.
15:13Step off, bro.
15:14Move now, man.
15:15I'm chillin'.
15:16Yeah, chill out, bro.
15:17All right, last cabinet, last cabinet, last cabinet.
15:18That's what I'm telling you.
15:19Back to chairs.
15:19That's what I'm telling you.
15:20Go back to chairs, bro.
15:21Last one, last one, last one.
15:22Yeah, leave these for us, bro.
15:23Stay on chairs.
15:24Move them things.
15:24You're blocking the walkway.
15:25No, we're the only ones walking here.
15:27We're fine.
15:27It's a fire hazard.
15:28Move them things.
15:29They're metal cabinets, brother.
15:31We're not gonna catch on fire, guy.
15:32We go catch fire when we're trying to come out, guy.
15:36Well, the truck's almost here,
15:37so everyone's gonna be good.
15:38The truck on the road whole morning.
15:39Where the truck there?
15:40He's here.
15:41Where?
15:42Where's the son?
15:43Talk to him.
15:44Huh?
15:45Answer his question.
15:46He's here.
15:46Where the truck?
15:47He's almost here.
15:48Everett.
15:49Bro, you've been saying this for an hour.
15:50What the hell?
15:51Let's just load it up.
15:51You guys are just talking.
15:52No reason, he's here.
15:55He's here.
15:56What?
15:57Where?
15:58I'm gonna load.
15:59Yo, deal with it, man.
15:59Deal with it.
16:01Very good.
16:02He's here, bro.
16:08Where the fuck is he, yo?
16:12Are you sure you haven't seen the keys to my big truck?
16:16Why would I have them?
16:17Because you use my weigh halls
16:19to pick up your vacuums all the time?
16:21What do you mean?
16:22I don't use your weigh halls.
16:22I run the pickup trucks.
16:23Bro, a truck's a truck.
16:25Why y'all gotta be so technical?
16:27Yo, yo, which one's a real truck?
16:28A pickup truck or a truck truck?
16:31Yo, stop talking to my fucking customers.
16:32Hey, hey, hey, watch your motherfucking mouth.
16:33Customer, bro.
16:34Fucking tell me what to do, bro.
16:35I'll knock your fucking boxes.
16:37Where you from, bro?
16:37Where am I from?
16:38Where you from, huh?
16:39You wanna fucking go?
16:40Huh?
16:41Get off me, man.
16:42You owe me, bro.
16:42I'll get on you.
16:43You don't know me like that.
16:44Kennedy, 401.
16:45Kennedy, oh, Scarborough.
16:46Oh, Scarborough.
16:47I'll give you some fucking Scarborough.
16:48Scarborough.
16:48I'll give you some fucking Scarborough.
16:49Metro.
16:50You don't know me, son.
16:51Hey, man.
16:52You don't know me like that.
16:53Am I gonna get the truck or not?
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:55You know my boy's boy, who's got trucks?
16:58Yeah.
16:59He'll have a truck here in like 10, maybe 20 minutes.
17:02All right, man.
17:03Don't kick my boxes, man.
17:04Don't kick your fucking stupid boxes.
17:05Go, you bald fuck.
17:07You're a bald fuck, bro.
17:08You're a bald fuck.
17:09Bro, you look like a fucking boiled egg, bro.
17:13So you're gonna vacuum this up, or?
17:15What?
17:35Yo, what's going with this?
17:39Yo, security!
17:41Anybody got a match for some piece of that?
17:45I was waiting for the elevator, and the elevator is not here.
18:15I was waiting for the elevator, the elevator coming up like that, the doors, like this,
18:26the elevator is not there.
18:30Not there, elevator.
18:31Ricky, they'll be back up.
18:33They're working downstairs.
18:34They'll be back up.
18:35It's cool.
18:36No.
18:38I was pressing the button, pressing the button, pressing the button.
18:42You know, you press the button.
18:43Elevator.
18:44Elevator is coming up like that, open like that.
18:46When it open, was nothing.
18:49No elevator to get inside, go down, go up, was nothing.
18:55Do you kind of understand me a little bit?
18:58Just, I get, I know what you're saying.
19:01Okay.
19:02Just wait.
19:03You press the button, right?
19:04You waited?
19:05Yes.
19:06It's very one plus one equals two, man.
19:08It's not complicated.
19:09I don't understand the problem.
19:10You over-complicating.
19:11The elevator is not there, elevator.
19:14Not there.
19:15Ricky.
19:16I don't see it.
19:17Ricky, waiting.
19:18Ricky, waiting longer.
19:19Okay.
19:20What's the...
19:21Ricky, I got to go to work, man.
19:22This is foolishness.
19:23Yeah, yeah.
19:24Just have patience, bro.
19:25Seriously, man.
19:26At this point, a truck is a truck.
19:27No, that's half the cabinets, bro.
19:28Come on, this cabinet, bro.
19:29That's half, bro.
19:30That's half, bro.
19:31That's half, bro.
19:32Let go of my shit.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Load it up, load it up.
19:35Hassan's around the corner.
19:36We're off.
19:37He's coming.
19:38He's coming.
19:39He's coming.
19:40We're off, we're off.
19:41He's coming.
19:42He's coming.
19:43I think he's coming.
19:44We're off.
19:45I think he's coming.
19:46He's coming.
19:47I think he's coming.
19:48He's coming.
19:49He's coming.
19:50He's coming.
19:51We're off.
19:52He's here, bro.
19:53Yeah.
19:54If this boy ever stops, take up the cabinets, them man.
19:55The truck coming off the road.
19:56Which path?
19:57He's here.
19:58Which one?
19:59I'm showing you guys.
20:00He's here.
20:01He's...
20:02What happened?
20:03You can't get the boy a real truck?
20:04Mind the tire go pop in that little truck, eh?
20:05How many fucking trips is this going to take?
20:06Sam, let's move on, eh, man.
20:07I asked for a truck bro, it was either this or a vacuum
20:15Thanks Dave, I'm not sure why I expected this to take way longer. You know what they say, Trini people move quick
20:21Who says that? He always gave me a hard time. Oh my god. Because I Trini. Dog, nobody's thinking of Trinidad and Tobago more than you
20:28Let it go. I ever tell you Trinity represents my father and his two Trini sons?
20:32Yes. So it's the Trini, Trinity I'm moving. Who cares. You know what Dave?
20:36I think you tell me that every time I see you. The entire industry has heard this shit like ten times. Dog, drop it.
20:42Anyway Trisha,
20:43we gone.
20:47I think you might need a little bit of oil on that.
20:49Anyway, we got a few more loads and we're out of here ourselves. Later Mr. Shazam.
20:53I'm telling you guys, move.
20:55Alright, bye.
20:57Thank you. You got a second to talk about this telegen contract?
20:59No, because I want to go home and I can't because you're still at work.
21:04We'll talk later then. Get it done, Mr. Shazam.
21:10That's it, that's it. Yo, tell Hassan don't leave. We got one more thing coming down.
21:16Holy fuck, Mike. You gotta chill with hitting your head and shit. We got one more thing coming down. Call Ricky.
21:24Mike, you good? I didn't mean to do that, bro.
21:28My fault, bro.
21:30It hurts. Don't touch it.
21:32Yes, my love, of course.
21:34Uh-huh.
21:36Uh-huh.
21:38Yeah.
21:40If there's no problem, I'll finish it now.
21:42Why are you taking so long?
21:47Alright, partner. I know it is giving you a hard time and thing, but I respect your struggle.
21:52Thank you, man. I didn't expect to hear this from you.
21:54This elevator.
21:55Yeah, man?
21:56Yeah, I'm listening. I'm staying up.
21:57All kind of trucks used to roll through my yard.
21:59And now, everybody using Xanatone.
22:01Yeah, you're right, man. I see it, too.
22:03This fucking thing, my boy!
22:05Alright, doggy. You gotta pick up yourself.
22:07Yeah, you're right, man. Appreciate that, bro. Yeah.
22:09Alright, you ready to roll out?
22:10Yeah, yeah. Just waiting on Ricky.
22:11Okay.
22:12Wow!
22:23What the ass is that?
22:25What the fuck did you guys do?
22:26I didn't do shit.
22:27Everything.
22:28Boss.
22:29The elevator.
22:30It's not dead again.
22:34Who did that?
22:35You.
22:36Me? No.
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