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00:00:00This is my girl's, this is my girl's, this is my girl's, this is my girl's, this is my
00:00:29girl's, but they hit my jaw, holly in the flesh, full stop,
00:00:33Mm-mm, girl, what are these? Those are, oh, stop. Oh, my God, I would fart in these things.
00:00:41You're nasty. How are you supposed to get that fine man
00:00:44you run around here chasing with these type of drawers?
00:00:46I'm about to start calling you Big Drawer McGraw, girl.
00:00:50Whatever, ladies, thank you very much, but I can dress myself.
00:00:53And I never said that he was my man. I said that we were friends.
00:00:57Lonnie, I see that man got all up in your head.
00:01:00Got you up in here speaking that manglish, girl.
00:01:02Manglish? Yes, man-english.
00:01:06Do not be speaking his words, just friends. You giving up them drawers, ain't you, Lonnie?
00:01:11Mm-hmm, which means you like him a whole lot more than friends.
00:01:15For your information, two nosy bodies.
00:01:19Keisha told me that she happened to see Mark at the mall at a jewelry store today.
00:01:23And she said that she saw him at the jewelry store buying a very expensive necklace.
00:01:27And we're going to dinner tonight, so...
00:01:31He probably getting all nervous because he knows she going out of town with us.
00:01:35We gonna cut up. And men, they start getting suspicious
00:01:38any time that girl goes somewhere without him, thinking she's getting all sexified.
00:01:43A necklace is fine and all, but it ain't no ring,
00:01:46and he ain't gonna get you no ring until you get him some competition.
00:01:49Competition? As in another man,
00:01:52which is exactly what we're gonna do this weekend.
00:01:55Okay, this is not a loveboat cruise ship.
00:01:58This is an office retreat.
00:02:01An office retreat loaded with men, girl.
00:02:04And the best kind. Oh, really? And what kind is that?
00:02:07Employee. But you definitely ain't gonna get one
00:02:10unless you get you some freak'em clothes, girl.
00:02:12Freak'em clothes? Oh, yeah.
00:02:14The kind of clothes that give a man something to look at.
00:02:17The kind of clothes Joe behind definitely does not have.
00:02:20Well, thank you, ladies, for all your help.
00:02:23I can dress myself just fine, I can conduct my affairs,
00:02:26and I will be just okay. Thank you very much.
00:02:29Oh, can you now? Let me tell you something.
00:02:32I've been playing I Spy since I got here,
00:02:34and I have yet to spy a vibrator.
00:02:37Come on now, Lonnie, what kind of self-respecting woman ain't got no vi-i-i-brators?
00:02:42And I actually do have one.
00:02:45I've already packed it.
00:02:49What was that? Girl, Barbie couldn't even get off on that.
00:02:52Where'd you get that, a gumball machine?
00:02:54I hate you guys. I don't need you guys to help me pack.
00:02:57I'm good. Thank you. I have to get ready for my day.
00:03:00Anyway, look, we gonna be back to get you tomorrow.
00:03:02Be ready. Leave those drawers here.
00:03:14I lick that penny every Sunday, even on the Monday.
00:03:17This is for the girls, what they hear, not know.
00:03:20I'll be in the flesh, most of.
00:03:22And this is for my hotties, what they hear, pull back.
00:03:25Spring break ways, put the ass on top.
00:03:27This is for my ladies, we're all clear.
00:03:30Always impressed, we dress, but don't care.
00:03:32You deserve an applause. You deserve an applause.
00:03:38My one thing is pop it up, pop it up, pop it up, pop it up.
00:03:43All the time fellas, pop it up, pop it up, pop it up, pop it up, pop it up.
00:03:48This is for my ladies, we're long here.
00:03:51Always impressed, we dress, but don't care.
00:03:53You deserve an applause. You deserve an applause.
00:04:08Hey, Mama. Loni, is that you?
00:04:11I thought you were out on a date.
00:04:13No, I canceled it. You know, I have the retreat tomorrow.
00:04:16How did your date go?
00:04:18Oh, that wasn't no date. That was an appetizer.
00:04:22The main course is later tonight.
00:04:25I'm ready.
00:04:27Perfect.
00:04:41You deserve much better than that.
00:05:11Loni, what's up, baby?
00:05:22Mark, what happened to you? I've waited all night and I've called you.
00:05:26You did? I didn't get the call. Did you leave a message?
00:05:31No, I didn't leave a message.
00:05:34But why did you call me in the first place? What happened?
00:05:37I'm sorry, man. You know something came up.
00:05:39You should have left a message, though. You know I would have called you back.
00:05:42But I've texted you, so what about that?
00:05:45I know. I just noticed it. I'm sorry. That's why I'm calling, though.
00:05:49Look, I'm not too far down the street. I want to stop by. I miss you.
00:05:53Do you really now? You want to see me?
00:05:55Yes.
00:05:57I mean, I want to see you, too.
00:05:59You're the greatest, baby. I'll see you soon, all right?
00:06:02Call me.
00:06:04Bye.
00:06:09Believe in me, blackjack.
00:06:13Did you like it?
00:06:15Did I like it?
00:06:17Hey, baby, I loved it. You know you put it on me every time, baby.
00:06:21You know you're the one, right?
00:06:23Really?
00:06:24Yes, baby.
00:06:28That's your phone.
00:06:30Oh. Huh?
00:06:31I'll get it.
00:06:32What you doing?
00:06:33I'm getting your phone. It's on my cell phone.
00:06:35Oh, no, no, no. Don't even worry about it, baby. Just come back. It's just me.
00:06:38It's ringing. I'll just get it. It's on my cell phone.
00:06:40No, no, no, no. Don't worry about my phone. There's nobody.
00:06:42Why are you tripping? I can just grab your phone. It's not a problem.
00:06:45No, no, no. That's too late, man. We're chilling, baby. I'm with you.
00:06:48You with me. We don't need no phone. We don't care about the phone, baby.
00:06:52Okay, fine. Whatever.
00:06:54Forget that, okay?
00:06:59All right. And your phone.
00:07:01That's ringing again.
00:07:02Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
00:07:04What is the problem? Why won't you let me get your phone?
00:07:06Is there something wrong with that phone?
00:07:08No, there's something wrong with you not wanting to know who's calling you at 3.30 in the morning.
00:07:11I mean, it doesn't matter. There's probably somebody else.
00:07:13No, it does matter.
00:07:14Your phone doesn't keep ringing. Let me get the phone.
00:07:16No, no, no.
00:07:17It's not a problem.
00:07:18No, no, no, no.
00:07:19What is the problem?
00:07:20Give me my phone. No.
00:07:21I'm telling you.
00:07:22Wow, really?
00:07:23Yes, man. You're tripping.
00:07:24Why you always got to act like that?
00:07:26What's getting into you?
00:07:28What's getting into me?
00:07:29Your phone is ringing at 3.30 in the morning, and you don't want to answer it.
00:07:31So who is she?
00:07:33Huh?
00:07:35It has to be a girl.
00:07:36Why? It's nobody. What are you talking about?
00:07:38It has to be somebody. Somebody's trying to reach you at 3.30.
00:07:40Man, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:07:42No, it does matter.
00:07:43Why?
00:07:44Because all of a sudden, you're being shady about your phone calls at 3.30 in the morning.
00:07:48Keisha saw you at the jewelry store the other day buying a necklace for somebody.
00:07:51It wasn't for me, so it had to be for somebody.
00:07:54Keisha, man, I'm so sick and tired of Keisha hating on me.
00:07:57She's hating on us all the time, baby.
00:07:59That's for my mother. I bought my mother a necklace.
00:08:02What are you talking about?
00:08:03Stop it. God.
00:08:05And all the time that I've known you, you've never mentioned your mother once.
00:08:08So all of a sudden, she exists because you bought someone a necklace.
00:08:11Man, you know what? It's not like we go together or nothing.
00:08:14We're not together. We're not even dating.
00:08:16I don't even know why you tripping, man.
00:08:18You know what I'm saying?
00:08:20I ain't even on all that right now. You on some other stuff.
00:08:23Okay?
00:08:24I'm out of here.
00:08:26All right?
00:08:27You have on my underwear.
00:08:28I mean, I do.
00:08:30Oh.
00:08:31Well, it was dark.
00:08:33And it felt like somebody wore it.
00:08:35You have my underwear on.
00:08:37You come here almost every day.
00:08:39You just sat here and told me that I'm the one.
00:08:41But all of a sudden, we're not dating.
00:08:43That is dating, Mark.
00:08:44Maybe not in manglish, but in womanese, that's dating.
00:08:46Man, you know what?
00:08:48I'm out of here, man.
00:08:50I mean, I will holler at you because you is, like, tripping for real.
00:08:54I'm tripping, but you still have on my underwear.
00:09:01Girl, weekend's about to be off the hook.
00:09:05Hey, I'm sorry about that.
00:09:07I didn't see you there.
00:09:08Let me get that for you.
00:09:10Need to be on time?
00:09:11Let's go.
00:09:12We don't want to be late.
00:09:14I don't want him looking at me.
00:09:17Hey, would you just get in the car?
00:09:19Will you shut up?
00:09:20Gosh.
00:09:31This retreat is going to be amazing.
00:09:35All right?
00:09:36Now, corporate is always finding ways to increase productivity.
00:09:40So I need you ladies on your A-game when we get to Nottoway Plantation, okay?
00:09:45China.
00:09:47Dan, shut up.
00:09:50Can't you just drive?
00:09:52Nobody goes to these retreats to do work.
00:09:54We're just trying to find some booze and cheese.
00:09:57Booze?
00:09:58Yes.
00:09:59What are you talking about booze?
00:10:00No, we're going up there to work, okay?
00:10:02There's no booze going on.
00:10:04Now, this is a perfect opportunity to meet Mr. Bostic and spend some quality time with him.
00:10:08I want Mr. Bostic to see that human resources is a valuable part of this team, okay?
00:10:13And I would appreciate it if you show me a little bit of respect once we get there.
00:10:16Respect?
00:10:17Yes.
00:10:18Fool, I do not have to respect you.
00:10:20You do.
00:10:21No, I don't.
00:10:22Did you forget that you sexually harassed me?
00:10:24No, I don't.
00:10:25Did you forget that you sexually harassed me in 2004?
00:10:27Sexually harassed?
00:10:29Yes.
00:10:30I'm still blackmailing you right now, Dan.
00:10:33Remember that.
00:10:34China, you walked in on me while I was taking a leak.
00:10:37How is that sexual harassment?
00:10:39And how long are you going to hang this over my head, China?
00:10:42Huh?
00:10:43Look at you, causing a full scene for nothing.
00:10:46I was just getting ready to help you drive, too.
00:10:48Because you look half asleep with that lazy eye you got up there.
00:10:52I need to get that thing some Red Bull.
00:10:53Get it some wings, Dan.
00:10:54Get it some wings.
00:10:55I don't even have a lazy eye.
00:10:57Listen, that's not important, okay?
00:10:59We have a lot riding on this week in China, and you're not going to mess this up for me.
00:11:03Loni, could you please, please talk to her?
00:11:05Have her nipping in the butt.
00:11:06What?
00:11:07Ain't nobody even worried about you.
00:11:08Loni, girl, what you up there doing?
00:11:11Who you texting?
00:11:12I'm not talking to anybody.
00:11:13Yeah, you are.
00:11:14No.
00:11:15Can I have my phone back, please?
00:11:16Uh-uh.
00:11:17You was texting Mark, wasn't you?
00:11:18Well, technically, I hadn't texted him yet because I hadn't decided to.
00:11:21I was just trying to get my words together.
00:11:23I don't really know what to say.
00:11:25Were you going to send Mark these pictures?
00:11:27No.
00:11:28Can I have my phone back, please?
00:11:29No.
00:11:30Girl, how many times do I got to tell you, don't nobody want to see you in no period
00:11:35panty and no headscarves.
00:11:36China, give me my phone.
00:11:37You look like a grown Harriet Tubman in this photo.
00:11:39China.
00:11:40Send this to nobody.
00:11:42And why does your face look like this?
00:11:44You catch a crammed man picture, didn't you?
00:11:46What's wrong with you?
00:11:47Nothing.
00:11:48Look, these pictures are so bad.
00:11:49Look, Dan, he ain't even going to look at them.
00:11:51And he's a full-blown pervert.
00:11:52That sounds terrible, this message.
00:11:53I'm not a pervert.
00:11:54And the only thing that I'm looking at is the road ahead of me, OK?
00:11:57And where's that road?
00:11:59Because it's definitely not down Camila's shirt.
00:12:01You don't think I see you in the rearview mirror trying to look at her?
00:12:04I was doing no such thing.
00:12:06Dan!
00:12:07What in the fuck?
00:12:08You know what?
00:12:09It was Armadillo and the road.
00:12:10No, there wasn't no Armadillo.
00:12:11What you needed to do was pull over and get that eye of Red Bull like I told you before.
00:12:15You was probably looking at boobs driving by in the other car, weren't you?
00:12:18I don't trust you.
00:12:19Put my seatbelt on, because it's clicking or ticking in these streets anyway.
00:12:23Let me close my shirt all the way up before you get us killed.
00:12:28Listen, could we please change the subject?
00:12:31Please.
00:12:32Let's talk about something else.
00:12:33No.
00:12:34You know why we can't talk about anything else, Dan?
00:12:36Because you just almost got everybody in the car killed trying to get a sneak peek.
00:12:40You're a sexual harasser, Dan.
00:12:43You might as well admit it.
00:12:45Everybody else in the car already know.
00:12:47Come on, say it with me, Dan.
00:12:49I'm a sexual harasser.
00:12:51Matter of fact, let me wake up Camila.
00:12:53Camila, girl, wake up.
00:12:54Girl, look, I'm going to need you to cover these girls up.
00:12:56Put your Mexican children and village up, because this fool is nasty.
00:12:59Chyna, that is enough.
00:13:01Okay?
00:13:02You're harassing me right now.
00:13:03That's what you're doing.
00:13:04Camila, listen.
00:13:05Everything is fine, all right?
00:13:06You don't have to button up your blouse, please.
00:13:08Your chest looks fine.
00:13:10Listen, Camila, I'm sorry.
00:13:13Oh, my God.
00:13:14Everybody stop.
00:13:15Chyna, leave him alone.
00:13:16Let the man drive.
00:13:17That's why he can't drive.
00:13:18You're stressing him out.
00:13:20Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:13:21Are you serious right now?
00:13:22You're just going to take the sexual harasser side?
00:13:24Oh, my God.
00:13:25Okay, so everybody in the car is just going to forget about what happened to me in 2004.
00:13:28Is that what we're doing?
00:13:29We just forget about what's going on with me?
00:13:31Listen, Dan is a sexual harasser.
00:13:34All he does at work is write people up and sexually harass people.
00:13:38Those two things don't even go together, Lonnie.
00:13:40He need to be writing himself up.
00:13:42Chyna, let me tell you something.
00:13:43You know what?
00:13:44I gave you a counseling statement because you, Chyna, did not process Dornell Fisher's check on three separate occasions.
00:13:50Three.
00:13:51I should have fired you.
00:13:53Why should he get paid?
00:13:54He wasn't doing no work no way.
00:13:56He worked deal.
00:13:58Oh.
00:13:59Didn't nobody even ask for your input?
00:14:01You two go back to sleep.
00:14:03What's your Mexican cartel look himself?
00:14:05You're probably smuggling drugs this weekend too, ain't you?
00:14:08Did somebody check her bags?
00:14:09I'm sure she got two or three kilos in there.
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:12How much longer is this ride?
00:14:13Oh, what are you trying to say?
00:14:14I'm trying to say don't start with me.
00:14:16Because I know about you and Dornell Fisher.
00:14:18And don't let me start blackmailing you.
00:14:20How about that?
00:14:21Whatever.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Dan, pull over.
00:14:24I got to pee.
00:14:25Are you kidding me?
00:14:26All right.
00:14:27God.
00:14:31All right.
00:14:32Come on, Lonnie.
00:14:33You too, girl.
00:14:34Me?
00:14:35I don't need to go to the bathroom.
00:14:36Uh-uh.
00:14:37What?
00:14:38What kind of self-respecting woman
00:14:39goes to the bathroom alone?
00:14:40You have Camila.
00:14:41How many people do you need?
00:14:42Well, one if I got to go number one.
00:14:45But I got to go number two.
00:14:47So I need two.
00:14:48Do the math.
00:14:49Whatever.
00:14:50You know what, Dan?
00:14:51How about you give me your credit card in case
00:14:53it's one of those paid toilets?
00:14:55Credit card?
00:14:56What kind of toilet is it?
00:14:58Fur-lined and gold-plated.
00:15:00Give me the damn card before I tell everybody in the car
00:15:02how you jumped in the sack with me.
00:15:03What?
00:15:04When was this?
00:15:06At the company picnic.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:08We were in a sack race.
00:15:10You were my partner.
00:15:12Hmm.
00:15:13That's your story.
00:15:14Who do you think they're going to believe?
00:15:16A sexual harasser such as yourself or little old me?
00:15:24Give it up, Dan.
00:15:26Give up that money.
00:15:27According to her, he already did it.
00:15:29Give up that money.
00:15:30Hurry up.
00:15:32Let's shut up.
00:15:33We're on a schedule, ladies.
00:15:34You need to be there.
00:15:35Give up that money.
00:15:36Money.
00:15:37Don't slam it.
00:15:41Man, can y'all believe this?
00:15:43Got Dan's credit card.
00:15:45We're stuck in this mini-mart.
00:15:48Oh, but they got a TV, though.
00:15:50You think they got the home shopping network?
00:15:52Nothing?
00:15:53Really?
00:15:54Hockey-wise, dancing with the homies?
00:15:55I know you want to see some El Tumdumumdum.
00:15:58Look at this mess.
00:16:01Aw.
00:16:02Aw, they made a Camila doll.
00:16:05Mouth opens wide and everything.
00:16:07That's wrong style.
00:16:08Wait, wait.
00:16:09Let's see why it's after.
00:16:11Wiggle your finger in front of it, and you can get a piece.
00:16:14Don't be mad.
00:16:15Don't act like that's not all you think about.
00:16:18That ain't all I think about.
00:16:21Did you bring any condoms?
00:16:23What?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25Why would I have condoms?
00:16:26Me neither.
00:16:27We need to get some.
00:16:28No, we do not.
00:16:29Yes, we do.
00:16:30You can't predict what's going to happen.
00:16:31It's either condoms now or Plan B's later.
00:16:33I prefer the condoms.
00:16:34Well, I don't plan on doing anything.
00:16:36What y'all half is about to get?
00:16:38She wants to buy condoms.
00:16:41Girl, you cannot get no condoms in here.
00:16:43I told you.
00:16:44Why?
00:16:45I'm a grown woman, and I'm very comfortable with my sexuality.
00:16:48I can get condoms anywhere.
00:16:50Well, why don't you use your grown eyes
00:16:52and look at the front of the store?
00:16:55What is he, about 16?
00:16:57The minute he sees us go up there and ask him for some condoms,
00:17:00he's going to be touching all of his little privates on his lunch break.
00:17:04He's going to be thinking about you while he's doing it.
00:17:06Oh, that's gross.
00:17:07He does look like a six-foot whore, Mom.
00:17:10Girl, I do not need him thinking about me that way.
00:17:13You know I know.
00:17:14I got a gang of brothers.
00:17:16The minute you go up there, he's going to have you bent over
00:17:19that counter-speaking Spanish backwards in his mind.
00:17:21That is so gross.
00:17:22It is.
00:17:23Teenage boys is creative like that when they're horny.
00:17:26Oh, look at him.
00:17:27Oh, Dan in the making.
00:17:29Ew, we're still not buying anything from him.
00:17:31No, no, this is ridiculous.
00:17:33No, no.
00:17:34Where are you going?
00:17:36He's eye-raping me.
00:17:39Abort mission.
00:17:40Abort mission.
00:17:41No.
00:17:43That is disgusting.
00:17:45He is a dirty little boy.
00:17:47Do you see how he was looking at you?
00:17:49That is gross.
00:17:50Is he still looking?
00:17:51Yeah, he's still looking.
00:17:52Okay, this is what we're going to do.
00:17:54We're just going to go behind the register,
00:17:56buy a bunch of stuff.
00:17:57If he's overwhelmed with a bunch of purchases,
00:17:59he won't even notice.
00:18:00Why do we have to buy condoms anyways?
00:18:02Why can't we just leave?
00:18:03All right, what do you want to get?
00:18:05I guess, I mean, cough medicine.
00:18:08That's the only thing behind the register.
00:18:10Girl, the only people buying cough medicines
00:18:12in a place like this is meth heads in a hurry.
00:18:15It's illegal to have more than 12 ounces on you
00:18:17at all times anyway.
00:18:19And the way Dan's been driving, we can get pulled over.
00:18:21And then we're going to go to jail.
00:18:23And I won't do good in jail.
00:18:24They don't brush their teeth every day.
00:18:26You don't either.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:28Okay, I'll just buy it.
00:18:29Because at the end of the day,
00:18:30he's probably going to whack off anyway.
00:18:32So we might as well get it now.
00:18:33That's what I'm talking about.
00:18:34That's what I've been saying.
00:18:35Come on, let's go.
00:18:36Okay, Raymond, don't rush me.
00:18:49May I help you?
00:18:51Hi, can we have some condoms, please?
00:18:54What?
00:18:55I didn't catch that.
00:18:56Boy, you know you caught that.
00:18:57Give her the damn condoms.
00:19:00Anything else?
00:19:02I don't like that brand.
00:19:03Where are the big ones?
00:19:04The big ones?
00:19:06The big ones.
00:19:07Do not get her them big ones.
00:19:09You know, dang gone well, men only buy those
00:19:11because they say big on them.
00:19:12I like them.
00:19:14They be looking like a jelly bean in a pillow case.
00:19:16Oh, we should get the sensitive ones.
00:19:18I heard that those are really good.
00:19:20I heard those are good.
00:19:21For who?
00:19:22Them or you.
00:19:23You tired of making me feel all good and sleepy?
00:19:25You be treating us like a corned beef sandwich
00:19:27and a sleeping pill, just bump, bump.
00:19:30Those might make you.
00:19:33Ew, okay.
00:19:35Ew.
00:19:37Oh, um, we'll just take these, thank you.
00:19:41Nasty.
00:19:42Could you guys hurry?
00:19:44Quiet.
00:19:46God, finally.
00:19:49Finally, what took you guys so long?
00:19:51God.
00:19:52We're on time schedule.
00:19:53We're on time schedule.
00:19:54Well, I had my panties wrapped around my ankles,
00:19:56but when I thought about a pervert like you being outside,
00:19:59I couldn't go.
00:20:00God, touch that.
00:20:01I'm not a pervert.
00:20:02What are you talking about?
00:20:03Yeah, you are.
00:20:04Look at this.
00:20:05Men don't even need no fingers to touch.
00:20:06Eyes just touching all over us back here.
00:20:09Oh, nasty.
00:20:11Listen, Camila, I wasn't trying to look at your breast.
00:20:14Yeah, he was.
00:20:15So what are you trying to say?
00:20:19You don't want to hit the piñatas?
00:20:21Candy comes out.
00:20:42Welcome.
00:20:43Come on, come on, come on out.
00:20:45Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.
00:20:47Look, this was Sebastian himself.
00:20:49You ladies need to behave yourself, all right?
00:20:53Welcome, everybody.
00:20:54Come on in.
00:20:55Come on, come on.
00:20:56No, no, no, don't worry about the luggage.
00:20:58Yes, sir.
00:20:59Your itinerary to already be in your room.
00:21:01So come on, we're going to have some drinks and hors d'oeuvres
00:21:03first, all right?
00:21:04All right.
00:21:05Thanks a lot, Mr. Bostic.
00:21:06We are very excited about being here this weekend, sir.
00:21:08Yes.
00:21:09Of course you are.
00:21:10Ladies, how are you?
00:21:12Good.
00:21:13You're looking lovely.
00:21:14Come with me.
00:21:15So, you have a good trip?
00:21:16Sure did.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:19Well, that's good.
00:21:34You have champagne.
00:21:36Is it free?
00:21:37Yes, it's free.
00:21:40Stop being so sweet.
00:21:41It's so pretty here.
00:21:46Thanks.
00:21:47Thanks.
00:21:49It's good.
00:21:50Lonnie.
00:21:51Yeah?
00:21:52Is this shellfish?
00:21:53Yeah, I think so.
00:21:54Why?
00:21:56I'm allergic.
00:21:57I can't.
00:21:58I'll break out everywhere.
00:22:01You can't be rude and put it back down,
00:22:03so just take it and smile.
00:22:05I can't.
00:22:06Just do it.
00:22:07Ladies, how are you?
00:22:08Hi, Mr. Boston.
00:22:09Good.
00:22:10Enjoying the aderns?
00:22:11I have them special made.
00:22:12They are delicious.
00:22:13Mm-hmm.
00:22:14They look good.
00:22:15She's not used to putting something so small in her mouth.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Well, this weekend is all about, young lady,
00:22:22expanding our horizons, huh?
00:22:24Go ahead.
00:22:25Try it.
00:22:28Mm.
00:22:29It's good.
00:22:32Ah.
00:22:34What do you think?
00:22:38Fishy.
00:22:39Fishy.
00:22:40Mm-hmm.
00:22:41It's really good.
00:22:42Good.
00:22:44Go ahead.
00:22:47Listen, let me tell you something.
00:22:50I need some great ideas, okay?
00:22:52I brought together my brightest minds in sales, HR,
00:22:55and production, okay?
00:22:56I want to try to, one, cut costs.
00:23:00Two, cut costs, high productivity.
00:23:03Three, cut costs without letting anybody off.
00:23:06I don't want to go down to crap, though, huh?
00:23:09Great.
00:23:10Uh, Camila, what is going on?
00:23:16Enjoy.
00:23:17Thank you, Mr. Bostic.
00:23:19Thank you, sir.
00:23:20Awesome.
00:23:21Huh?
00:23:22What are you doing?
00:23:24It's not good.
00:23:25I can't move.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27What is going on?
00:23:28What are you doing?
00:23:29I got to poop.
00:23:30I got to poop.
00:23:31Girl, you look like a Mexican jumping bean.
00:23:33I can't move.
00:23:34What?
00:23:35What are you talking about?
00:23:36Why?
00:23:37I got to poop.
00:23:38Camila, go sit down.
00:23:39I told you I couldn't eat that thing.
00:23:40Go sit down.
00:23:42Massive.
00:23:44Liquor souring.
00:23:45Liquid!
00:23:47It's disgusting.
00:23:50It's not your fault, Ronnie.
00:23:52No, it's not my fault.
00:23:53I told you I couldn't eat that damn thing.
00:23:55Well, that's disgusting.
00:23:56Just go to the bathroom.
00:24:01Oh, my God.
00:24:02Camila, no, you didn't.
00:24:03Just because it doesn't have no sound
00:24:05does not mean it doesn't stink.
00:24:07Oh, my God.
00:24:08Oh, my God.
00:24:09That is so gross.
00:24:10I can't believe you just did that, Camila.
00:24:12Ladies and gentlemen, come on.
00:24:14Join the party.
00:24:15Oh.
00:24:16There's a party out here.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19Hey!
00:24:20We're just enjoying the beautiful flowers and...
00:24:24Is everything all right?
00:24:26Is everybody feeling all right?
00:24:28Everything ain't smelling all right.
00:24:30You know what?
00:24:31We just buried our dog five feet away.
00:24:33Uh-uh.
00:24:34And this is not cool.
00:24:35It smells a little foul out here.
00:24:37Come in the party.
00:24:38It's much more nicer inside.
00:24:39Um, we'll be in a few minutes.
00:24:42Just give us a minute.
00:24:43A few minutes?
00:24:44Listen, it would be rude of me to keep you guys out here.
00:24:46Is your friend okay?
00:24:47Are you sick?
00:24:48I'm okay.
00:24:51Come on, stand up.
00:24:52Come in the party.
00:24:54Is it the smell?
00:24:56I think it's the smell.
00:24:57I would say it is the smell.
00:24:59Something like that.
00:25:00You're sweating?
00:25:01You're feeling cold?
00:25:02Take my jacket.
00:25:03You come inside.
00:25:04All right?
00:25:05No.
00:25:06Take my jacket.
00:25:07It's a good idea.
00:25:08Damn, shut up.
00:25:09Come on.
00:25:10We're waiting.
00:25:12You better run south of the border.
00:25:13Oh, my God.
00:25:14Oh, you ain't gonna make it.
00:25:15She need a booty tampon.
00:25:16I think she just did number three on herself.
00:25:17Totally.
00:25:18Sting.
00:25:19Hey.
00:25:20She's gonna be in there for a while,
00:25:21but I'm sure she's very thankful.
00:25:22Thank you for helping my friend.
00:25:23Oh, no problem.
00:25:24Oh.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26You can still smell it.
00:25:27It's the smell.
00:25:28It's the smell.
00:25:29It's the smell.
00:25:30It's the smell.
00:25:31It's the smell.
00:25:32It's the smell.
00:25:33It's the smell.
00:25:34It's the smell.
00:25:35You can still smell it?
00:25:36Just a little.
00:25:37Let's move.
00:25:38All right.
00:25:39If you think it smells bad now,
00:25:40wait till you get your jacket back.
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:43She can keep my jacket.
00:25:44I'm cool.
00:25:45I'll buy a new one.
00:25:46Good idea.
00:25:47How did I get your name?
00:25:48Alondra Shepherd.
00:25:49You can call me Lonnie.
00:25:50Okay.
00:25:51David Bosnick.
00:25:55The boss's son?
00:25:56Yeah, that's me, the boss's son.
00:25:58Wow.
00:25:59Impressive.
00:26:00Excuse me for a moment.
00:26:02Hey.
00:26:03All right, I'm coming right now, Pop.
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:05I gotta run,
00:26:06but we are having the official meet and greet
00:26:08later on tonight.
00:26:09I would love to see you there.
00:26:10Okay.
00:26:11We'll be there.
00:26:12Okay, cool.
00:26:13Will she be okay?
00:26:14I can't guarantee that.
00:26:15All right.
00:26:16But I'll be there.
00:26:17All right, cool.
00:26:18I'll see you later.
00:26:19Nice meeting you.
00:26:20Pleasure.
00:26:21Bye.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:27Chyna, can you please go and get ready in the bathroom?
00:26:29There's not enough space for both of us.
00:26:31Mm-mm.
00:26:32I would,
00:26:33but Bubble Guts Johnson over there
00:26:35broke the toilet.
00:26:36It's been so long with you.
00:26:41Get this.
00:26:42What's up?
00:26:43Mark wants to know where I am.
00:26:45Uh-uh, I'm not playing with you this weekend.
00:26:47We are sticking to the plan.
00:26:48One, no talking about no waterhead, Mark.
00:26:51Two, because I know you,
00:26:53no catching feelings, Lonnie.
00:26:54We're supposed to be having fun.
00:26:56Girl, besides,
00:26:57it is 20 men out there to four women.
00:27:00I'll turn our favor, girl.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:08Three.
00:27:10Oh, hold up, though.
00:27:11Now that I think about it,
00:27:12yeah, the woman for sale's married.
00:27:15Girl, she on the sidelines.
00:27:17That means it's just me and you in the game.
00:27:20Touchdown, Lonnie.
00:27:21I don't know, Chyna.
00:27:22That isn't even me.
00:27:23You know that.
00:27:24Plus, we have a lot of work to do,
00:27:26and you know Dan's, you know,
00:27:27he's counting on us, so.
00:27:28Don't worry about no Dan, girl.
00:27:30Mm-mm.
00:27:31Mm, he just gonna be counting titties.
00:27:33No, he's really trying to call back right now.
00:27:37Look at you.
00:27:38I can't believe he's trying to call back right now.
00:27:41Talk about you don't know how to be no heartbreaker.
00:27:43Player, player.
00:27:46Mm.
00:27:47Did he say anything back yet?
00:27:49No.
00:27:50Oh, yeah, wait.
00:27:51Wait, yeah, he did.
00:27:52Lonnie.
00:27:54Lonnie.
00:27:55Hmm?
00:27:56Girl, you got the soggy booty, boo.
00:27:57What are you doing?
00:27:58What?
00:27:59Uh-uh.
00:28:00There's nothing wrong with my dress.
00:28:01I look good.
00:28:02No, you can't wear no granny panties
00:28:03with no dress like this.
00:28:06I look fine.
00:28:07No, it look like you got prison hemorrhoids
00:28:09like you just did five to ten
00:28:10and been sitting on the toilet seats
00:28:12the whole time ass naked.
00:28:14Be quiet.
00:28:15I look fine.
00:28:16Listen, you cannot wear this.
00:28:18We need to start completely over.
00:28:22Time for phase one.
00:28:26Phase one?
00:28:27Phase one.
00:28:29We knew that you were gonna need some help,
00:28:32so we came prepared.
00:28:34Scalpel.
00:28:35Scalpel?
00:28:37Jackhammer.
00:28:40Pretty girl click, yeah.
00:28:56You would have a leaf blower.
00:28:58You would have a leaf blower.
00:29:12Uh-oh.
00:29:17A female heartbreaker never gives up her goodies.
00:29:21Men's power are in their words.
00:29:23Our power is in our movement, our dress.
00:29:27It doesn't matter what you say.
00:29:29It matters what you do with your body.
00:29:31No worries.
00:29:33Damn, girl.
00:29:34You're like the oracle or the godfather
00:29:36or something, ain't you?
00:29:38I am weak.
00:29:39There is so much I want to share,
00:29:40but I must rest.
00:29:42Camila.
00:29:45She's gone.
00:29:46Oh, Lord, she's gone.
00:29:48That hussy ain't gone.
00:29:49She's just asleep.
00:29:50Let's go before she starts farting in here again.
00:29:58Mom?
00:30:00Is that you?
00:30:01Mm-hmm.
00:30:02Oh, duh.
00:30:05Gosh.
00:30:12I know you eat your raisins.
00:30:14So is everybody having a good time?
00:30:16Oh, everything is just fine, sir.
00:30:18Just lovely.
00:30:19Lovely?
00:30:21You say lovely?
00:30:23Everything is fine, sir.
00:30:24Yes, and ladies, how about you?
00:30:26Yes.
00:30:27I'm having an amazing time.
00:30:29You have a really nice place here.
00:30:31A girl could get used to this.
00:30:33Oh, look at that.
00:30:34Oh, how's your friend?
00:30:36Can I be frank with you?
00:30:37Please, of course.
00:30:38She is jacked up.
00:30:39I mean, inside's destroyed.
00:30:41All tore back.
00:30:42Did you hear that?
00:30:43Where have you been hiding her, Dan?
00:30:49Well, where you been hiding her?
00:30:53Me?
00:30:54Oh, Pop, this is Alondra.
00:30:56Alondra?
00:30:57Yeah, she works in the human resources department.
00:30:59Hello, Alondra.
00:31:00And she looks thirsty.
00:31:01Waiter?
00:31:02So, Alondra, have you met everyone yet?
00:31:05Uh, no, not yet.
00:31:06No, sir.
00:31:08No, no, not sir.
00:31:09Eugene.
00:31:10Everybody calls me Eugene.
00:31:12Pops, no one calls you Eugene.
00:31:14Even Mom calls you Mr. Bosco.
00:31:17Yes, Junior, they do call...
00:31:19Dan, doesn't everybody call me Eugene?
00:31:22Yes, sir.
00:31:23So, you must be new with the company.
00:31:26Um, no, actually, I just celebrated two years.
00:31:29Two years?
00:31:30Yes.
00:31:31Two years squandered in human resources.
00:31:34Um, sir, I wouldn't call it squandered.
00:31:37Yeah, well, I would.
00:31:39Yes, sir.
00:31:40You know why?
00:31:41Because I believe there's a whole lot more to you than meets the eye.
00:31:45Without outfit, you're nothing.
00:31:49Junior, listen.
00:31:50Um, I need you to go and find Miss Gearheart
00:31:53and have a conversation with her somewhere else, okay?
00:31:57Pops, there's so many guests around I need to entertain.
00:32:00I don't want to be rude.
00:32:01Yes, you don't, but you always manage to be so anyway.
00:32:07Yes, sir.
00:32:10You're welcome.
00:32:18Hey, can't find your kid, huh?
00:32:21What are you doing?
00:32:22Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:32:26Uh, Dan, can you do me a favor?
00:32:29I need you to coordinate something.
00:32:31Yes, sir.
00:32:32Somewhere else with somebody far away from you.
00:32:35Yeah, yes, sir.
00:32:37Chyna, let's go.
00:32:39What?
00:32:40I'm not trying to get baloney.
00:32:41Shoot, I'm comfortable right here.
00:32:42Come on, Chyna.
00:32:44Mr. Bostic said get out of here.
00:32:46Hey.
00:32:48I would like for you to take a walk with me.
00:32:51Is that okay?
00:32:54Certainly it is.
00:32:56Thank you, sir.
00:32:58Thank you, sir.
00:33:00I take, yes.
00:33:02Come, come.
00:33:03You look absolutely lovely.
00:33:05You know that?
00:33:07Yes.
00:33:09You look absolutely beautiful.
00:33:13Walk this way.
00:33:14You know, it wasn't so easy.
00:33:16Started off with a few port-a-potties,
00:33:18got a garbage truck, and, you know, never looked back.
00:33:23Is that a bad idea?
00:33:25Yes.
00:33:26Here.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:30Are you trying to get me drunk, Mr. Bostic?
00:33:32And?
00:33:33What if I was?
00:33:35That might not be a good idea, being that I do not
00:33:38handle my liquor well.
00:33:39Oh, hell, you should have told me that.
00:33:41No, no, no, you got to drink up some more.
00:33:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:33:46So tell me something.
00:33:47How long you say you've been working for my company?
00:33:49I just celebrated two years.
00:33:50Two years.
00:33:52OK.
00:33:54But you don't even know what it is
00:33:56that I do for your company.
00:34:00I know what you can do for me right now.
00:34:06Drink up.
00:34:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:34:09As much as I would thoroughly enjoy a nightcap,
00:34:13we do have to be up early in the morning.
00:34:15We do?
00:34:16Well, the itinerary says that we do.
00:34:18It says that we have a fitness part of the weekend.
00:34:21But in order for me to be energetic,
00:34:24I do need to get my waist.
00:34:27You do?
00:34:29Of course.
00:34:30Of course you do.
00:34:32Well, I tell you what, I will, um,
00:34:35hell, I guess that means I'll just see you
00:34:37on the patio first thing in the morning.
00:34:40First thing in the morning?
00:34:41Cheers.
00:34:43Good night, Mr. Foster.
00:34:45Good night.
00:34:55Chester, Chester, staff molester.
00:35:00Do you ever stop?
00:35:01No.
00:35:02Gosh.
00:35:03Whatever.
00:35:04Where did Lonnie go?
00:35:05I don't know.
00:35:07I don't care.
00:35:10Did you notice there's, like, four women here?
00:35:15Yes.
00:35:16And 20 men.
00:35:18Look at how they all looking at me.
00:35:20Somebody's going to occupy China tonight.
00:35:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:35:24Watch this then.
00:35:27Stop.
00:35:28You're embarrassing yourself.
00:35:29You're making yourself look foolish.
00:35:31Whatever, boy.
00:35:32I don't look foolish.
00:35:33I look good.
00:35:35They cannot keep their eyes off of me.
00:35:38You see anyone?
00:35:39Stop hating, Dan.
00:35:41It's no hatred.
00:35:42I'm just expressing my own opinion.
00:35:46Don't you understand?
00:35:48No.
00:35:50Come on, you're my co-worker for pizza.
00:35:53You just don't want all that gossip going around
00:35:55the office, you know?
00:35:57Dan, did you just say the office?
00:35:59Yeah.
00:36:00Look around.
00:36:01We are the office.
00:36:02Are you telling because I'm not going to tell on myself?
00:36:05No.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:08Gosh.
00:36:10Oh.
00:36:12Who's that guy?
00:36:14My occupier.
00:36:16Bye, Dan.
00:36:18Where you going?
00:36:22Dan, Dan, Dan.
00:36:24Come on.
00:36:25Let's go.
00:36:34Shoot, my key.
00:36:41Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:43Uh-huh.
00:36:44Y'all know who you messing with, baby pal.
00:36:46Ha, ha, ha.
00:36:48Mm-hmm.
00:36:49You would do something like this.
00:36:50Excuse me, excuse me.
00:36:52Talk to you for a second, Chyna, please, if you don't mind.
00:36:55I'm busy right now, Dan.
00:36:56Can you come back?
00:36:58It's kind of private.
00:37:00Please, if you don't mind.
00:37:02The lady busy, man.
00:37:04Come back later.
00:37:05Mm-hmm.
00:37:06Ha, ha, ha.
00:37:07Look like these fools about to fight over me.
00:37:09That's not necessary, OK?
00:37:14Come back later.
00:37:16Hey, listen, buddy.
00:37:17You don't know who you're messing with, OK, buddy?
00:37:19OK.
00:37:20I am in charge of all of human resources.
00:37:24And what?
00:37:26And what?
00:37:27I'll tell you what.
00:37:28If you want to see your check arrive to you
00:37:30in a timely manner, or if you don't want to accidentally
00:37:33see your hours, sick time, vacation time, compensation
00:37:38package screwed up, you will step off right now, buddy.
00:37:41Now.
00:37:42All right, y'all.
00:37:43It just got real.
00:37:47You know what?
00:37:48He's serious right now.
00:37:49I seen him write somebody up for messing
00:37:51with somebody's check once.
00:37:52That's right.
00:37:53Y'all minds will just go.
00:37:54If that's not enough for you, I'll
00:37:56definitely implement drug testing.
00:37:59I'll implement a whole bunch of things.
00:38:02Yeah, that's right.
00:38:03You get out of here.
00:38:04You too, shorty.
00:38:09What has gotten into you?
00:38:10No, what's gotten into you?
00:38:11No, you've been acting a fool this whole weekend.
00:38:13What's going on?
00:38:15I'm not the one that's been acting up, OK?
00:38:17I don't like the way you've been carrying yourself.
00:38:19Me?
00:38:20Yes, you.
00:38:21Boy, this wasn't nothing.
00:38:22You should have seen me down in Atlanta.
00:38:23Freak me.
00:38:24I was pot blocking.
00:38:25I was on a handstand.
00:38:26I'm serious.
00:38:27I'm not joking right now.
00:38:32Then what is it, Dan, huh?
00:38:35Dan, you got me.
00:38:40Got you what?
00:38:42Nothing.
00:38:45No.
00:38:46No.
00:38:47Whatever.
00:38:48What did you realize, Dan?
00:38:52I realized back in 2004 that I should
00:39:00have sexually harassed you.
00:39:05You can sexually harass me now, Dan.
00:39:09Really?
00:39:11Really?
00:39:17David?
00:39:19Hey.
00:39:20Hey.
00:39:21Everything OK?
00:39:22Yeah, no, everything's fine.
00:39:23How about you?
00:39:24Things are good.
00:39:25I'm having a great time.
00:39:26Wow, you look, wow, you look great.
00:39:29Stunning.
00:39:30You look great.
00:39:32How's your friends?
00:39:33Looking for one.
00:39:34Can't find her.
00:39:35And the other one is resting.
00:39:36She's feeling a lot better.
00:39:37OK, well, send her my love.
00:39:38Hopefully she feels better.
00:39:39She's going to join us tomorrow for the workouts.
00:39:41Yeah, that's cool.
00:39:43Have you seen the place?
00:39:46I saw the gardens, and that's about it.
00:39:48But I did not get an official tour yet.
00:39:50Oh, you got to let me show you around.
00:39:53OK, I would love that.
00:39:54I'd like that.
00:39:55OK, cool.
00:39:58But maybe later, definitely later.
00:40:01OK, definitely, definitely later it is then.
00:40:05OK.
00:40:06Sounds good.
00:40:07You know what?
00:40:09So, are you ready to tuck me in?
00:40:13Definitely later.
00:40:15Yeah, definitely later.
00:40:16You guys have a good night.
00:40:17OK, you too, definitely.
00:40:20This is hard.
00:40:21OK.
00:40:25Alondra Shepherd.
00:40:31She's a plain Jane.
00:40:38Is that a picture of her mother and her in Sears?
00:40:44If you're going to find love, love will find you.
00:40:49Oh my god, an amateur.
00:40:54This is going to be so easy.
00:40:58Mark Phillips.
00:41:03Ooh, he's cute.
00:41:08I wonder if her man knows what she's doing.
00:41:21Oh my god, David, you scared me.
00:41:24Don't kill me.
00:41:26I'm innocent.
00:41:29You cool?
00:41:30I must look crazy.
00:41:31I'm sorry.
00:41:32No, you look good.
00:41:33You sure?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35I didn't know I was going to run into anybody.
00:41:36You look cool.
00:41:37But you know, I'm going to keep it real.
00:41:40I'm a little disappointed in you.
00:41:42Why?
00:41:43What did I do?
00:41:44Well, I was about to eat that last piece of cheesecake,
00:41:47and you beat me to the punch.
00:41:48So I'm a little hot about that.
00:41:50Now you owe me one, all right?
00:41:52Go ahead.
00:41:53No, we can share it.
00:41:55Oh, we can?
00:41:56Yeah, we can share it.
00:41:58Yes.
00:41:59I'm, yes.
00:42:01I'm cool with that.
00:42:02I'm sorry again.
00:42:03I know that.
00:42:04I'm sorry.
00:42:05I look super insane right now.
00:42:06Look, you look.
00:42:07I didn't know I was going to run into anybody.
00:42:08Stop it.
00:42:09You look fine.
00:42:10It's 4 in the morning.
00:42:11Yeah, it's 4 in the morning, and you look like somebody made you.
00:42:14Somebody made me?
00:42:15Yes.
00:42:16Crazy.
00:42:17Like Weird Science Part 2 or something.
00:42:18Oh, OK.
00:42:19So, well, I'm Kelly LeBrock.
00:42:22Wait a minute.
00:42:23You know about the movie?
00:42:24Do I know the movie?
00:42:25What are you talking about?
00:42:26It's one of my favorite movies.
00:42:27You're right.
00:42:28Come on.
00:42:29You're right.
00:42:30Weird Science is your favorite movie.
00:42:31OK, it's your favorite movie, then.
00:42:32Who's your favorite character?
00:42:34I mean, that's a stupid question.
00:42:35That's not a stupid question.
00:42:36Actually, my favorite character is Chet, believe it or not.
00:42:40Chet the brother from hell?
00:42:42Yeah, because he made me feel like I was good.
00:42:46I was good to be the only child.
00:42:48You know what I mean?
00:42:49Wow.
00:42:50I was confident.
00:42:51Yeah, real talk.
00:42:52Chet had to be like the worst brother ever in the world.
00:42:55He was cool.
00:42:56That's who you choose.
00:42:57No, he was cool.
00:42:58He was cool.
00:42:59Wow.
00:43:00You do know that black people aren't even supposed to know about that movie.
00:43:02Why you say that?
00:43:04Yo, everybody I know black loves that movie.
00:43:07You crazy.
00:43:08Clearly, we run in two different circles, because if my friends even heard us having
00:43:11this conversation, I would never hear the end of it.
00:43:13Like, when I go to the movies, I have to sit in the back, like in the shadow, so nobody
00:43:17sees me.
00:43:18Listen, it's the 21st century.
00:43:21You can love who you love and like what you like.
00:43:25All right?
00:43:26It's OK.
00:43:27You ain't gotta be ashamed.
00:43:28OK.
00:43:29All right?
00:43:30So what about Pretty in Pink?
00:43:31OK.
00:43:32You lost me.
00:43:33All right?
00:43:34What?
00:43:35What about Pretty in Pink?
00:43:36Clueless.
00:43:3710 things I hate about you.
00:43:38Go back to the shadows, girl.
00:43:40OK?
00:43:41Go back and stay in the back.
00:43:43Oh, those movies are good movies.
00:43:45I gotta admit, though, I'm really happy I met you.
00:43:49You cool.
00:43:50Don't say that.
00:43:52Why not?
00:43:53Because until today, you didn't even know I existed.
00:43:56What are you talking about?
00:43:57That's not true.
00:43:58Yes, it is.
00:43:59OK.
00:44:00I read all of those performance reports you wrote, huh?
00:44:03Me.
00:44:04You.
00:44:05OK, now you surprised.
00:44:06Me.
00:44:07I did that.
00:44:08OK?
00:44:09I'm focused.
00:44:10OK.
00:44:11So all of a sudden, I'm supposed to believe
00:44:13that you wanted to meet me because I just
00:44:15wrote great reports, and secretly, you
00:44:17yearn to be a schoolteacher.
00:44:19Well, it's funny you say that, but yes.
00:44:21Actually, yes.
00:44:23And I know you might not believe me,
00:44:26but I do have my teaching credentials.
00:44:28And I know it's probably not realistic in my life.
00:44:31Well, I know it's not, but it's still my dream.
00:44:35It doesn't have to be a dream.
00:44:36You could do that.
00:44:37This doesn't sound crazy.
00:44:39You know, you don't have to work for your dad.
00:44:41Awesome.
00:44:42But you know, at the end of the day,
00:44:44you don't have to worry about it.
00:44:46Your secret's safe with me.
00:44:48I appreciate that.
00:44:49So what about you?
00:44:51What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:44:53What I want to be when I grow up?
00:44:55I want to be a flower shop owner.
00:44:58Well, why don't you?
00:44:59You're right.
00:45:00I live with my mother.
00:45:02Like, paying rent on my own is kind of hard right now.
00:45:04So not realistically a dream.
00:45:08And you ate all the cheesecake.
00:45:11I am so sorry.
00:45:12You owe me another slice of cheesecake.
00:45:14I got you.
00:45:15You owe me a whole.
00:45:16I'm going to go get one from Cheesecake Factory for you.
00:45:18OK.
00:45:19All right?
00:45:25Bye.
00:45:32Wake up, sleepyhead.
00:45:34It's a beautiful morning, and the physical fitness session
00:45:36is about to start.
00:45:39Get up.
00:45:40No.
00:45:41Get up.
00:45:43No, I don't want to go.
00:45:45You are feeling a lot better this morning.
00:45:47I feel great.
00:45:48I can tell.
00:45:50What are you wearing?
00:45:51Where did you get this outfit from?
00:45:53The Marvel Comics store?
00:45:54This is my workout clothes.
00:45:55Now, come on.
00:45:56Mr. Bostic is a fitness fanatic.
00:45:59And if we miss this, he's going to be mad.
00:46:01Hmm.
00:46:03I'm staying in bed.
00:46:04No, you're not.
00:46:05I don't want to go alone.
00:46:06And you know Ty has big asses.
00:46:07I'm going to come in.
00:46:08I don't know how to work out.
00:46:12I don't want to.
00:46:13No.
00:46:14I come from a long line of people in my family
00:46:16that do not own gym memberships.
00:46:18So?
00:46:19You don't need to know how to work out.
00:46:20All you need to know how to do is how to bend.
00:46:23Wiggle.
00:46:24And stretch.
00:46:27I hate you.
00:46:28And I hate your body.
00:46:30And I'm definitely staying in bed.
00:46:32Someone's at the door.
00:46:34You suck.
00:46:35I hate you.
00:46:43Who is it?
00:46:44No one.
00:46:46No one?
00:46:47They just left some flowers.
00:46:49For who?
00:46:50It doesn't say who.
00:46:51It doesn't say who they're for or who they're from,
00:46:53but they can't be for Tyna
00:46:55because the only thing she ever gets delivered to her door
00:46:57are restraining orders.
00:46:58So they're either for you or, most likely, for me.
00:47:00Okay, well, what does the card say?
00:47:02It says staff can't leave it later.
00:47:04That's what it says?
00:47:05Mm-hmm.
00:47:06Oh, that's for me.
00:47:08Somebody's been working some magic.
00:47:10Yes.
00:47:12Something just bit me.
00:47:14Oh, my God.
00:47:15Something just bit me.
00:47:16Okay, maybe it was a bee.
00:47:18Oh, my God, a comedian!
00:47:22Oh, god!
00:47:25What?
00:47:27What just happened?
00:47:30Oh, my God!
00:47:32Oh, my God!
00:47:34God, forgive me!
00:47:35I need to repent!
00:47:38Oh, my God!
00:47:39Yes!
00:47:40Yes!
00:47:41What?
00:47:42I can't breathe.
00:47:44I can't breathe!
00:47:46Oh!
00:47:47Oh!
00:47:48Oh!
00:47:49Oh!
00:47:50Oh!
00:47:51Are you OK?
00:47:52I'm so weak.
00:47:53This has to be the worst day in Mexican-American history for you.
00:47:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:55Hey, hey.
00:47:56Come on.
00:47:57Can't you see she's hurting?
00:47:58Baby.
00:47:59How are you feeling?
00:48:00I'm better.
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:02Oh!
00:48:03Oh!
00:48:04Oh!
00:48:05Oh!
00:48:06Oh!
00:48:07Oh!
00:48:08Oh!
00:48:09Oh!
00:48:10Oh!
00:48:11Oh!
00:48:12Oh!
00:48:13Oh!
00:48:14Oh!
00:48:16OK, look, it is.
00:48:17It's serious.
00:48:18You know I love you, but can you please just tell me how you get stung by a bee in your
00:48:24neck in your own room?
00:48:27In the flowers.
00:48:29Uh-uh.
00:48:30Who sent your stank behind some flowers?
00:48:33Lonnie.
00:48:34You sent yourself some flowers?
00:48:35No, somebody sent me flowers.
00:48:37Oh, I told you it was going to work, didn't I?
00:48:43We got all the boys wanting our milkshakes.
00:48:46Mom and Mom, I guess that's what you were doing, huh?
00:48:49It's not right, Chyna?
00:48:50No, no, babe.
00:48:52I'm in love.
00:48:53OK, wait a minute.
00:48:54Hold it.
00:48:55You're in what?
00:48:56Girl, listen.
00:48:58Everything I said was true.
00:49:00Yeah.
00:49:01It works.
00:49:02I got my man.
00:49:03That's right.
00:49:04I heard this heifer over here hooping and hollering, but so was I.
00:49:08Oh my God, I can't.
00:49:09And Mila, I love you, girl.
00:49:10If I knew it was attacking the killer bees, I would have been over here with
00:49:13raid, fly swatters, border patrol, everything for you.
00:49:16I love you.
00:49:17You know I love you.
00:49:18OK, it's time to go work it out.
00:49:21Uh, I'm not going.
00:49:23Why?
00:49:24You can't go dressed like that.
00:49:25Why?
00:49:26I'm ready.
00:49:27I look cute.
00:49:28No.
00:49:29You look like a care bear's nephew.
00:49:31Jumping jacks, come on.
00:49:3298, 99, 100.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:35Now let's get your feet moving.
00:49:36Get your feet.
00:49:37You want to get the burn.
00:49:38Burn.
00:49:39Feel the burn.
00:49:40Burn.
00:49:41Come on.
00:49:42Burn it.
00:49:43Come on.
00:49:44Pump it.
00:49:45You got to go around in circles.
00:49:46Get low.
00:49:47Get low.
00:49:48Get low.
00:49:49Get low.
00:49:50Get down there.
00:49:51Now wave your body with it.
00:49:52Wave your body.
00:49:53Wave your body with it.
00:49:54That's how we do it.
00:49:55That's how we do it.
00:49:56You're feeling it all up in here.
00:49:58All up in here.
00:49:59You're looking tired.
00:50:00Pump it up.
00:50:01Pump it up.
00:50:02Ooh.
00:50:03Ooh.
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:05Y'all got to get fired up.
00:50:07All right.
00:50:08Here we go.
00:50:09Knees up.
00:50:10Knees up.
00:50:11Knees up.
00:50:12Knees up.
00:50:13Knees up.
00:50:14Knees up.
00:50:15Like you're dancing.
00:50:16Knees up.
00:50:17Knees up.
00:50:18Ooh.
00:50:19Ooh.
00:50:20Ooh.
00:50:21We're getting tired.
00:50:22This is a good workout, huh?
00:50:23Your cardio's getting ready.
00:50:24Your cardio's getting ready.
00:50:25Get your knees up.
00:50:26Ooh.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29Yeah.
00:50:30Ooh.
00:50:31Yeah.
00:50:32Yeah.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:34That's a jumping jack.
00:50:35Two.
00:50:36Three.
00:50:37Four.
00:50:38What's wrong with you over there?
00:50:39Come on, boy.
00:50:40Keep up.
00:50:41You're doing it backwards.
00:50:42You're doing it backwards.
00:50:43Keep it going.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:45Here we go.
00:50:46Here we go.
00:50:47Why is everybody stopping?
00:50:48Don't stop.
00:50:49Push it.
00:50:50Push it.
00:50:51Yeah, come on.
00:50:52Sorry I'm late.
00:50:53You guys don't have to stop.
00:50:54I'm sorry.
00:50:55Everyone take five.
00:50:56Hell.
00:50:57No, you guys don't have to stop.
00:50:58No, no.
00:50:59Take 10.
00:51:00Oh, no.
00:51:01You don't have to do that.
00:51:02I can just jump in line and just start working out with them.
00:51:03They are maggots.
00:51:04I'm 68 years old and they can't keep up with me.
00:51:05Oh, you're 68?
00:51:0668.
00:51:07I would have never guessed that.
00:51:08What is your secret?
00:51:09The secret is water, women.
00:51:10It's $69.99.
00:51:11$69.99?
00:51:12That's my workout DVD.
00:51:13It's cheap and it's reasonable.
00:51:14Well, I am a woman and I did just have some water.
00:51:15I don't have $69.99.
00:51:16Oh, really?
00:51:17Yeah.
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01:03:09Hello?
01:03:12Mark?
01:03:15Yeah who is this?
01:03:24Let's just say I'm a concerned friend.
01:03:31Hey, what are you doing on this side of the house?
01:03:41Well, I just came from seeing a friend.
01:03:44From that room?
01:03:45From that room.
01:03:46Hmm.
01:03:47Was it Alondra?
01:03:48Is that baby girl?
01:03:49I guess.
01:03:50Then yeah, baby girl.
01:03:51She sure know how to make a man feel good inside.
01:03:53Well, I'm kind of busy.
01:03:56I gotta go.
01:03:58I'll talk to you later.
01:04:01Your back, son, is not tome.
01:04:05I got just a workout for you.
01:04:11Just $69.99.
01:04:13All right.
01:04:15Hey, Lani.
01:04:17Hey, you feeling better?
01:04:22A lot better.
01:04:23What's wrong?
01:04:26Everything.
01:04:26It just seems like everything's wrong.
01:04:28It's like I got every guy in here to like me,
01:04:31except for the one that I want to like me.
01:04:34He thinks that some, I don't know.
01:04:37I'm just so confused.
01:04:38I think he's upset with me.
01:04:40Why is he upset?
01:04:41I have no idea.
01:04:43I mean, it could be that his dad hit on me last night.
01:04:46It could be that.
01:04:47It could be the fact that Harvey just walked out of our room
01:04:51and he saw him walking out of our room.
01:04:52I mean, Harvey Blanks was in our room, the vicaress guru.
01:04:57Long story.
01:04:58You don't even want to know why I came out.
01:05:00And then every time that we're together and we're
01:05:02sharing a moment, my phone goes off.
01:05:04It's always Mark calling, and I don't answer.
01:05:06So I think that it kind of throws him off.
01:05:08So it could be any of those things.
01:05:11Man, which one of y'all heck has got my earring?
01:05:15Uh-uh.
01:05:17Camila, what is wrong with this girl?
01:05:19The boss's son broke her heart.
01:05:21Broken hearts?
01:05:22Girl, we was just supposed to be having fun this weekend,
01:05:25not getting attached.
01:05:27You went and fell in love.
01:05:28Why can't I just like someone?
01:05:29Wait, Chyna, you fell in love?
01:05:33Girl, yes.
01:05:34I'm going to need you to keep up and lay off
01:05:35them prescription meds, you hear me?
01:05:37Oh, Lindsay, longhand in training.
01:05:39OK, I'm lost.
01:05:40Lonnie, you love the boss's son.
01:05:42And Chyna, you love Dan.
01:05:46Dan?
01:05:46Yes.
01:05:47OK, I love Dan.
01:05:49He popped, locked, and dropped it, flipped it up,
01:05:51rubbed it down.
01:05:52Oh, no, rock him, sock him, roll out of me, girl, yes.
01:05:56Side note, he told me about your allegations,
01:05:59about him looking at your little booty.
01:06:01And he said he wasn't.
01:06:02And I believe him.
01:06:03So stop lying on my man.
01:06:04Yes, I believe him.
01:06:05OK, this is crazy.
01:06:07OK, what should I do?
01:06:09Because I don't want him to think that I'm like that.
01:06:11So then tell him.
01:06:12I tried, but he won't listen to me.
01:06:15Lonnie, you are a woman.
01:06:17You used what you had to go have fun.
01:06:19Now use it to get what you want.
01:06:21She's right.
01:06:22Go get your man, Lonnie.
01:06:24Go get your man.
01:06:35Hey, Jenny, how you doing, sweetheart?
01:06:36I'm going to have the usual.
01:06:38Hey, son, what are you doing?
01:06:40I'm drowning in my sorrows, Pops.
01:06:42Oh.
01:06:43You need something?
01:06:44Thank you, sweetheart.
01:06:45Actually, yes, I do.
01:06:47I'm going to need the checkbooks.
01:06:48I need to pay Harvey.
01:06:50I told you I've already taken care of that, Pops.
01:06:52We need an invoice.
01:06:54Once he submits an invoice, he'll get paid.
01:06:56My manager, his manager, we've already talked about that.
01:06:59I told you, no.
01:07:00I don't like to do my business like that, son.
01:07:02I like to be more personal.
01:07:04Personal?
01:07:04Yes.
01:07:05I'm going to get a boy a check.
01:07:07Personal?
01:07:08When have you ever been personal, Pop?
01:07:09What the hell does that mean?
01:07:12You know, I've just been thinking.
01:07:16And I'm wondering, like, when have you
01:07:18ever just told me, good job, son?
01:07:22Thank you for not taking that job as a teacher
01:07:25and coming and working for me.
01:07:27Thank you for saving my business.
01:07:31Huh?
01:07:33Are you serious?
01:07:34No, really, really.
01:07:35Are you serious?
01:07:37Son, I can hire anybody to do what you do now.
01:07:43You know why I hired you?
01:07:45Because you are my son.
01:07:46That's why.
01:07:47If you quit today, my business will keep on going, baby.
01:07:51That's the business, man.
01:07:52You know what I'm saying?
01:07:54When you look at all them zeros on your check,
01:07:57that's me saying thank you.
01:07:59Cheers.
01:08:00You know, I didn't expect you to understand.
01:08:02You don't know half of what's going on in the office anyway.
01:08:05So you just go ahead and keep cheating on women,
01:08:07golfing, and being arrogant.
01:08:09And I'll take care of it.
01:08:11Then take care of it, OK?
01:08:13Take care of it, son.
01:08:15Take care of it without bitching.
01:08:16I'm not bitching.
01:08:17You're bitching.
01:08:18OK, if you're not bitching, what are you calling?
01:08:21Hm?
01:08:22What are you calling?
01:08:24Hey, Junior, any time you want to have a come
01:08:28to Jesus talk with me, put it on my next week's agenda, OK?
01:08:33Because you are not talking to a deadbeat, Dad.
01:08:36I've always kept it real with you.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Yeah, that you have.
01:08:41All right.
01:08:42You've always kept it real.
01:08:43Then I tell you what.
01:08:44Stop feeling sorry for yourself, son.
01:08:46Get your stuff together.
01:08:50You know, I've got a question, Pop.
01:08:52Hm?
01:08:53What is it?
01:08:56Why her?
01:08:57Why who?
01:08:59Alondra.
01:09:00Who the hell?
01:09:01Who?
01:09:02Alondra.
01:09:04I really liked her.
01:09:12He really liked her.
01:09:14Hey, Engineer, you really liked her.
01:09:18Son, you always do this.
01:09:20Listen, baby, you can't do it.
01:09:22She is an employee, man.
01:09:24You can't get too attached.
01:09:26Women are a dime a dozen.
01:09:31You know, that's cold.
01:09:34And it's not even like I'm talking about marrying her.
01:09:36I just want to get to know her.
01:09:38What's there to know, son?
01:09:39The girl's a floozy.
01:09:40You got to be careful with girls like that.
01:09:42Girls like what?
01:09:44Look, I'm walking with the girl last night on the lake, right?
01:09:47It wasn't five minutes in our conversation
01:09:49she trying to get a promotion.
01:09:51Really?
01:09:52Really.
01:09:53Let me tell you something, son.
01:09:55Despite what you think, I love you.
01:09:58Look at me.
01:09:59I love you, son.
01:10:01I do.
01:10:03I love you.
01:10:05But you are boss naked.
01:10:08And damn it, I need you to act like one.
01:10:11Of course.
01:10:13I love you too, boss.
01:10:14Hey, you done?
01:10:17Just one more thing.
01:10:18What's that?
01:10:20I quit.
01:10:29Good.
01:10:31Take care of Harvey.
01:10:33Night later, take care of him today.
01:10:35OK?
01:10:36Hey, my son's going to take care of you.
01:10:38All right, Jenny.
01:10:39Love you, baby.
01:10:42What was that, man?
01:10:46I don't know about this, guys.
01:10:48You'll be fine.
01:10:49Trust me.
01:10:50You look so fine.
01:10:51Girl, you're doing it, OK?
01:10:53Here?
01:10:54Yes.
01:10:56Hooked up.
01:10:58Who do you think that is?
01:10:59I mean, you don't think that it's them.
01:11:01Who is it?
01:11:04Can I come in?
01:11:05You might as well come in.
01:11:07You're already halfway in anyway.
01:11:09I just want Lonnie to know that Mark is here.
01:11:12And he's pulling up in the driveway as we speak.
01:11:16Booyah.
01:11:18Wait a minute.
01:11:20Wait a minute.
01:11:22If he's still in his car coming up the drive,
01:11:24then how do you know his name?
01:11:27And how do you know that he's here for me?
01:11:29Well, I.
01:11:31Oh, hell no.
01:11:32She's up to something.
01:11:33I can feel it in my spirit.
01:11:34Stop, stop, stop.
01:11:35I'm listening.
01:11:36Well, I kind of told him to come by and talk to you.
01:11:41I was just trying to be a friend.
01:11:43Lonnie, do you want me to get up and kick her ass?
01:11:45Hell yeah, whip her ass.
01:11:46That's it.
01:11:46You know what?
01:11:47We've been tired of you all weekend.
01:11:48No, we're not tired of it.
01:11:49No, because I'm a tired old professional.
01:11:50Kick, kick, punch, and I speak back.
01:11:52Stop.
01:11:52Get down.
01:11:52Stop, please.
01:11:53Just sit back, sit back.
01:11:56You know what?
01:11:59I don't want you to do anything.
01:12:01You've done enough.
01:12:03You have definitely done enough.
01:12:05Everyone has just done enough.
01:12:06This is, this is my mess, and I'll fix it.
01:12:17All right, here you go.
01:12:20I appreciate everything you do, Mr. Blanks.
01:12:25Thank you very much.
01:12:28Hey, young man, for the record, nothing happened.
01:12:34Excuse me?
01:12:35I seen the way you looked at me when
01:12:37I walked out Baby Girl's room.
01:12:39Nothing happened.
01:12:42Well, look, it's none of my business what happened.
01:12:47All right?
01:12:48I overheard you and your father talking,
01:12:50and I've known your father for a long time.
01:12:54Besides him being a good guy, he can, at times,
01:12:57be full of crap.
01:13:00Young man, you can't run this company without you.
01:13:03And if you like Baby Girl, go for it.
01:13:08I think she's special.
01:13:10There's something about her that I just like inside.
01:13:15Thanks, Harvey.
01:13:16All right?
01:13:17If you'll excuse me, I got to go.
01:13:19Oh, go, you go.
01:13:21This here check ain't going to bounce, is it?
01:13:23Just wait till Wednesday to cash it, and you'll be all right.
01:13:26You go again.
01:13:27You and your daddy.
01:13:28I'm for real.
01:13:29No, I'm just playing.
01:13:31You a good young man.
01:13:32All right?
01:13:33God bless, man.
01:13:34Thank you very much.
01:13:35Gotta get another water.
01:13:41My goodness, Money, my God, you look so beautiful.
01:13:47You look good.
01:13:48Thank you, baby.
01:13:49Mark, what are you doing here?
01:13:51I came to see you.
01:13:52But you said you didn't want to see me anymore.
01:13:55Look, I really realize how special you are to me,
01:13:57and I really couldn't take it no more, baby.
01:13:59I had to come see you.
01:14:01Mark, it's over.
01:14:07David, I can explain.
01:14:10Hey, I'm sure you can.
01:14:12Is he the reason why you don't answer your phone?
01:14:15Hold on, hold on.
01:14:15Money, I was going to ask the same thing.
01:14:17Is he the reason why you ain't picking up your phone?
01:14:19Man, David, forget all that punch in my head.
01:14:21No, get out of this room, you gross-ass girl.
01:14:23I hate you.
01:14:24With all due respect, I just met her,
01:14:27and I'm not trying to come between what you guys had.
01:14:30Well, you know what, with all due respect,
01:14:32we in the middle of something right here, all right?
01:14:33So deuces, partner.
01:14:35No, wait a minute, Mark.
01:14:36Look, I'm flattered that you came all the way out here
01:14:39to see me, and I'm flattered that you
01:14:40want to get back together, but how
01:14:43do I know that this is real?
01:14:44Baby, look me in my eyes.
01:14:47You know me.
01:14:50That's the problem, Mark.
01:14:51I just looked you in your eyes, and I don't feel anything.
01:14:55Maybe a few days ago, I would have let you back into my life,
01:14:58but things are different now.
01:15:01So that's what it is now?
01:15:03That's how it's going to be?
01:15:05It's kind of been like that, remember?
01:15:10So you heard her, man.
01:15:11It's over.
01:15:12So if you don't mind, we in the middle of something.
01:15:17So deuces, bro.
01:15:19You know what?
01:15:20Lonnie, when you come to your senses,
01:15:22you know where I'm going to be at, all right?
01:15:24Deuces, partner.
01:15:25Watch yourself, though, all right?
01:15:28Bye.
01:15:29Drive safe.
01:15:32Lonnie, look.
01:15:34Look, David, I know that there are a lot of things to say,
01:15:36but I just don't want to say the wrong things,
01:15:38because I feel like it's going to make things worse.
01:15:41Don't say anything then.
01:15:42Just listen to me.
01:15:44Walk with me.
01:15:44David, I'm pretty sure that you're a great guy,
01:15:49but right now in my life, I'm just not trying to find out.
01:15:53I just, I'm not in the mood to explain myself to you,
01:15:55to Mark, to your father, to anybody.
01:15:57I just, I think I need to be by myself for a while.
01:16:03I hope you understand.
01:16:09Can we leave?
01:16:10Yeah, come on, baby.
01:16:11Let's go.
01:16:20Don't it feel good?
01:16:21Feel all that cardio working?
01:16:23Look at all this side, working that abdominal area
01:16:25and everything.
01:16:26Ooh, what number we on?
01:16:27Let's see.
01:16:28Oh, yeah.
01:16:28Oh, yeah.
01:16:2954, 55, five more.
01:16:32Say one, say two, say three, and four, and five.
01:16:36Oh, yeah.
01:16:37Oh, yeah.
01:16:37Oh, yeah.
01:16:38Oh, yeah.
01:16:39Oh, yeah.
01:16:40Oh, yeah.
01:16:41Oh, yeah.
01:16:41Oh, yeah.
01:16:42Oh, yeah.
01:16:43Oh, yeah.
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01:16:45Oh, yeah.
01:16:45Oh, yeah.
01:16:46Oh, yeah.
01:16:47Oh, yeah.
01:16:48Oh, yeah.
01:16:49Ooh!
01:16:51That feels good.
01:16:52All right.
01:16:53Next, we're going to go ahead and go into the cat.
01:16:56Oh.
01:16:56Oh.
01:16:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:16:59Mommy.
01:17:00Ooh.
01:17:01So how is this supposed to increase my fitness?
01:17:05I have no idea.
01:17:06Don't ask me.
01:17:07All I know is that I did not pay $69.99 for it.
01:17:10That is it.
01:17:13Have you been crying?
01:17:14No, I haven't.
01:17:15I don't cry anymore.
01:17:18Yes, you do, but you don't cry on the outside.
01:17:22You cry on the inside, where nobody can see it or feel it,
01:17:25but you.
01:17:27Ooh.
01:17:28Sit down here.
01:17:29We need to talk.
01:17:29Come here.
01:17:38Hey, hey.
01:17:39Hey.
01:17:45All right, don't bother me.
01:17:47Not there.
01:17:49Hey, Pop.
01:17:51Hello, David.
01:17:53How are you?
01:17:55To be very honest with you, I'm not very good, son.
01:17:58That whole thing about me needing you, you were right.
01:18:04Of course, I knew that you were right then,
01:18:05but I guess I was just too damn arrogant to admit it.
01:18:11Tell you what, if you ever want to come back,
01:18:16don't even have to ask.
01:18:19You know what?
01:18:20Hearing that from you, Pop, means a lot.
01:18:24So where is she?
01:18:25Did she quit too?
01:18:26Quit?
01:18:27Oh, no.
01:18:28No, she didn't quit.
01:18:29I offer her your job.
01:18:31So you still got your sights on her?
01:18:32Oh, absolutely, son, absolutely.
01:18:34Can I tell you something?
01:18:36I would not have built all this great business without being
01:18:38an excellent judge of character.
01:18:41That girl there, Lord have mercy,
01:18:44that girl there is going to make a fine, fine wife.
01:18:48Wife?
01:18:49And she's going to make me a fine, fine daughter-in-law.
01:18:56Wait, are you saying me?
01:18:59Duh, of course you.
01:19:00Like, I got another son out there
01:19:02I don't know nothing about?
01:19:03Come on.
01:19:04You know, I probably do have another son out there.
01:19:06I probably got hundreds of them out there I don't know about.
01:19:10I'll tell you what, um, I don't know,
01:19:14perhaps we can bribe someone in human resources
01:19:18to get her home address.
01:19:20You think?
01:19:24Thanks, Pop.
01:19:33Hurry up, son.
01:19:34All right.
01:19:35Love you, man.
01:19:36Love you, Pop.
01:19:37Oh, David.
01:19:39Hit that for Pop, son.
01:19:41Bam!
01:19:42But you know she kind of ages her sideways.
01:19:44Bam!
01:19:45Like that.
01:19:46Slanted.
01:19:47Guys, back to work.
01:19:49Yes, sir.
01:19:50You heard him.
01:19:51Back to work.
01:20:00David, what are you doing here?
01:20:02Look, I'm here because for the first time in my life,
01:20:08I met a woman that I instantly connected with.
01:20:13But you barely even know me.
01:20:16Look, tell me you haven't been thinking about me,
01:20:20and I'll leave and never bother you again.
01:20:27David, I've thought about you.
01:20:29But I've thought about a lot of things.
01:20:31And I'm just tired.
01:20:32I am so tired of being hurt.
01:20:34I just can't do it anymore.
01:20:36Look, then just come with me.
01:20:38I won't hurt you.
01:20:40Listen, all I want to do is watch a movie
01:20:45and eat some cheesecake with you.
01:20:47Baby steps.
01:20:50Baby steps?
01:20:53Yes.
01:20:59Really?
01:21:00A bootleg weird science?
01:21:02David, these are $5.
01:21:03You can get these anywhere.
01:21:05I couldn't find it nowhere else.
01:21:06You can get this for $5 anywhere.
01:21:08eBay, Amazon.com.
01:21:10You have way too much money to be buying a bootleg.
01:21:12I checked.
01:21:13Nowhere else I could find it, or I would
01:21:15have been here a week ago.
01:21:19All right, you got me.
01:21:20You got me.
01:21:22Now, can you please come watch a movie with me?
01:21:36I love you.
01:21:37I love you, too.
01:21:40Girl, I'm about to cry.
01:21:42Does this cake have eggs in it?
01:21:44Everybody run!
01:21:46She's gonna blow!
01:22:05I love you.
01:22:06I love you.
01:22:35I love you.
01:22:36I love you.
01:23:05I love you.
01:23:06I love you.